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( theme music playing )

* I MAY NOT ALWAYS LOVE YOU *

* BUT AS LONG AS THERE ARE STARS ABOVE YOU *

* YOU NEVER NEED TO DOUBT IT *

* I'LL MAKE YOU SO SURE ABOUT IT *

* GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *

* IF YOU SHOULD EVER LEAVE ME *

* WELL, LIFE WOULD STILL GO ON, BELIEVE ME *

* THE WORLD COULD SHOW NOTHING TO ME *

* SO WHAT GOOD WOULD LIVING DO ME? *

* GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *

* GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *

* GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *

- * GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU * - * GOD ONLY KNOWS

* GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *

- * GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU * - * GOD ONLY KNOWS

* GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *

- * GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU * - * GOD ONLY KNOWS

* GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU. *

Bill: WE'VE HAD A LONG DRIVE BACK, AND WE'VE BEEN GIVING THIS TIME TO SETTLE,

BUT WE THINK THAT IT'S IMPORTANT

THAT WE OPEN UP AND TALK ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENED.

IT'S TOO BIG FOR US TO PRETEND OTHERWISE.

I KNOW. I'M OKAY.

HONEY, WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE MISCARRIAGE.

THERE'S THE WHOLE COURSE OF ACTION THAT LED UP TO IT

THAT NEEDS TO BE ON THE TABLE TOO.

I KNOW.

I MADE SOME MISTAKES AND I'M SORRY.

I-- I SHOULD HAVE

TALKED TO YOU ABOUT-- MORE.

I'M-- I'M DOING BETTER THOUGH, REALLY.

AND THAT'S A START, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN--

I JUST REALLY-- I WANT TO PUT IT ALL BEHIND ME.

OKAY, BUT CONVERSATION TO BE CONTINUED.

I CAN'T STAND THIS CHARADE.

I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER, BUT WE'VE GOT TO GIVE IT TIME, BARB.

- HOW MUCH? - AS MUCH AS SHE NEEDS.

NOT ONE THING SHE SAYS INDICATES ANY SENSE

THAT HER ACTIONS WERE ENTIRELY WRONG.

- I KNOW. - SHE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY,

SHE'S MADE HERSELF HER OWN VICTIM AND NOW SHE REFUSES TO TALK.

I'LL FOLLOW YOUR LEAD ON THIS, BILL,

BUT I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THE DIRECTION THIS IS TAKING.

SHE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT, HONEY. WE CAN'T PUSH HER.

I KNOW THAT.

ALL I'M SAYING IS

THAT THERE'S A RIGHT WAY TO HANDLE THIS.

NOW YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST ME.

( chuckles )

Bill: DON SAID YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME.

WE WERE, BUT IF YOU'D TAKEN A FEW MORE MINUTES

- THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE TOO. - JOEY!

SORRY. WHAT'S UP?

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED, BILL-- KATHY, WANDA AND ME.

BOY, THAT'S GREAT NEWS.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU.

AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AT ROMAN'S TRIAL

I HURT SO MUCH, I WAS SO ANGRY.

I WASN'T SURE I COULD EVER BE HAPPY AGAIN, BUT...

WE'RE PLANNING ON DOING IT UP AT MY PLACE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

WE'RE HOPING YOU'D PERFORM THE SEALING.

I'D LOVE TO, BUT YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY.

ROMAN IS A FALSE PROPHET.

FOR SOME REASON HEAVENLY FATHER'S CHOSEN

TO LEAVE US WITHOUT A SHEPHERD. IN THAT ABSENCE, WE CHOOSE YOU.

I'D BE HONORED.

OH, BOY.

( people chatting )

CAKE?

THANKS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANK YOU. I'M FLATTERED YOU STUCK AROUND.

YOU'VE NEVER SEEMED LIKE THE STICK-AROUND- AFTER-WORK-TO-SOCIALIZE TYPE.

I'M NOT... I DON'T THINK.

WHAT TYPE IS THAT?

I DON'T KNOW-- FRIENDLY, MAYBE?

WHAT?

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF MY BIRTHDAY WISH

- IS GOING TO COME TRUE. - WHAT'S YOUR WISH?

GO OUT WITH ME.

OH.

JUST THE TWO OF US?

YEAH, I THINK SO. YEAH.

( chuckles )

I-- I CAN'T.

I'D LIKE TO,

BUT I DON'T THINK SO.

I HAVE TO GO.

THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY?

I'M SORRY.

HOW COME YOU HAVE TO WORK SO MUCH?

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MOMMY DOES.

SHE WORKS IN A VERY BIG BUILDING

WITH LOTS OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE.

IT'S BRAND NEW AND HAS 11 FLOORS.

Wayne: WHAT FLOOR DO YOU WORK ON?

Nicki: I WORK IN THE MIDDLE, ON THE SIXTH FLOOR.

OH, THEY MADE US WORK LATE. I'LL HAVE THE SALAD DONE IN A SEC.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

HEY, RAYMOND'S AT MY HOUSE WATCHING "RATATOUILLE."

- YOU WANT TO WATCH IT WITH HIM, WAYNE? - YEAH.

THANKS, MARGE. I OWE YOU ONE.

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT'S GOING ON?

THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU TO WORRY ABOUT. EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF.

YOU CAN STOP COOKING, NICKI.

WE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL IF WE ALL TALKED SOME THINGS THROUGH.

- WHAT THINGS? - THE BIRTH CONTROL.

NOW IS REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME.

FIRST WE WANT TO SAY WE ALL LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

- I LOVE YOU TOO. - THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

AND I KNOW YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT

BRINGING NEW SOULS INTO THIS FAMILY IS FOR ALL OF US.

OF COURSE I KNOW. I JUST--

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IS THAT OKAY?

THIS ISN'T THE TIME. WE SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT SARAH.

- OUR HEARTS SHOULD BE WITH SARAH. - ( sighs )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ARE YOU BLOCKING ME FROM LEAVING THE ROOM?

HONEY, PLEASE JUST TALK TO US.

WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE BIRTH CONTROL. WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO US?

DID THE FERTILITY CLINIC KNOW YOU WERE ON THE PILL WHEN YOU SAW THEM?

Barbara: WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO US?

I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU GANGING UP ON ME LIKE THIS.

I SUPPOSE I HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR THIS ATTACK?

TWO SOCIOLOGY CLASSES DOES NOT QUALIFY YOU FOR A THING.

DON'T BLAME BARB. SHE JUST THOUGHT AN INTERVENTION MIGHT BE HELPFUL.

AN INTERVENTION? AN INTERVENTION?!

CALM DOWN. YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

NO, YOU ARE OVERREACTING.

LET GO OF THE CARROT AND THE GRATER.

NO! THIS IS AN AMBUSH. YOU DON'T AMBUSH

THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE. YOU JUST-- YOU DON'T DO THAT.

WE'RE JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND.

- I ALREADY TOLD YOU. - Bill: YOU SAID IT WAS BECAUSE

I WASN'T ATTRACTED TO YOU. YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE.

DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THE TRUTH! I WON'T LISTEN!

WHY DID YOU SNEAK AROUND BEHIND OUR BACKS?

- I'M WARNING YOU, DON'T PUSH ME. - NO NO NO.

DON'T ANY OF YOU PUSH ME. I WORKED LATE.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I'M TIRED.

( hyperventilating )

OH MY GOSH, SHE'S HYPERVENTILATING.

GIVE HER A HARD CANDY. SHE NEEDS TO SUCK ON A HARD CANDY.

GIVE HER SOME AIR. GIVE HER SOME ROOM.

PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, NICKI, OKAY?

OH.

( birds chirping )

OH, WA-- I THINK YOU'RE ONLY...

SUPPOSED TO USE JUST A LITTLE BLEACH IN EACH LOAD, WANDA.

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH BLEACH TO USE, THANK YOU.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WASH THE WINDOWS.

WE ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF DAYS

TO MAKE THINGS SPIC-AND-SPAN FOR THE WEDDING.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

- HERE? - MM-HMM.

I'M NO LONGER ON THE SCHEDULE?

HOW DARE YOU BARGE IN HERE?

YOU CAN'T FORSAKE ME.

I HAVEN'T HAD A BABY IN THREE YEARS AND IT'S MY SPECIAL TIME.

IF YOU WISH TO BE IN HARMONY WITH OUR HUSBAND,

YOU WOULD RESPECT HIS DESIRE NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

THIS IS YOUR FAULT--

USURPING MY RIGHTFUL PLACE IN FATHER'S HEART.

PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO HER.

DON'T DEPRIVE ME OF THE HONOR OF HAVING YOUR CHILDREN, PLEASE.

ENOUGH.

YOU SHOULD NOT RESPOND WITH ANGER

WHEN LURA IS ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU DO AS I WISH.

( sobbing )

YOU SHOULD NOW PRAY AND FAST FOR FORGIVENESS.

I HAVE FATHER'S EAR NOW.

YOU MUST LEARN TO RESPECT THAT.

- ( children's song playing ) - ( Margene sighs )

OH. SORRY, I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

THAT'S OKAY. I'M NOT IN ANY RUSH.

WELL, I AM.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THE STORE WHERE IT'S PEACEFUL.

GROCERY SHOPPING'S BECOME THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY.

- Aaron: NO, DON'T GO. - Margene: STOP IT. AAR--

BEN, PAM'S HERE. WE'RE GONNA GO NOW.

OH! HEY HEY HEY HEY.

- Children: DON'T GO. - Margene: HEY, STOP IT.

Children: NO, DON'T GO. NO NO.

I'VE GOT SOME GREAT CEREAL COUPONS.

Heather: NO, THAT'S RIGHT. OUR CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE CHANGED,

SO WE NO LONGER NEED FAMILY HOUSING.

YEAH, WE SUBMITTED THE CHANGE FOR THE FRESHMAN DORM.

GREAT.

SO WE CAN STILL BE ROOMMATES?

GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH, RAJA.

OKAY, HOPEFULLY WE'LL SEE YOU AT ORIENTATION. OKAY, BYE.

PERKINS HALL. WE'RE IN A QUAD WITH TWO OTHER GIRLS

BUT THE DORM HAS A POOL. WE CAN DO WATER AEROBICS EVERY DAY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

WE'RE GOING TO A.S.U.

WE'RE GETTING AWAY FROM HERE.

SO YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS?

I MEAN, YOU'RE SURE YOU STILL WANT TO GO?

YES. I CAN'T STAY HERE.

NOW THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS, THEY KEEP LOOKING AT ME

LIKE I'M THIS HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT THAT'S BROKEN THEIR HEARTS.

MY MOM CAN'T EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME,

SHE HATES ME SO MUCH.

WE'RE MESSED UP.

MY PARENTS ARE FLIPPING OUT

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SCHOOL IN ARIZONA AND NOT B.Y.U.

THEY ALREADY BOOKED A HOTEL ROOM FOR HOMECOMING WEEKEND

AND MY MOM COMES HOME EVERY DAY WITH MORE SUNBLOCK.

( both laugh )

THIS IS GOING TO WORK. I KNOW IT WILL.

WE GONNA RULE THE SCHOOL.

CLAM CHOWDER FROM A CAN.

THIS MISERABLE, GODFORSAKEN PLACE.

KATHY MARQUART'S STIRRING UP THINGS UP AT JUNIPER CREEK,

TALKING TO OTHER MALCONTENTS,

TRYING TO GET THEM TO TELL LIES ABOUT ME.

NO ONE'S GONNA LISTEN TO HER.

SHE'S A BIG FAT LIAR. IT'S BEEN PROVEN IN COURT.

BUT SHE DEFIES ME,

SO SHE'S GOT TO BE STOPPED--

A WARNING TO THE OTHERS.

HONEY, YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

ARE YOU SUGGESTING I DO NOTHING TO DEFEND MYSELF?

I'LL HANDLE IT.

Bill: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LEAVING THE HOSE ON?

I DON'T TURN IT ON. I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LEAVES--

Bill: SURPRISE.

A CAR? WHOSE CAR?

IS THAT MY CAR?

DID YOU GET ME A CAR?

( laughing )

I HAVE A CAR!

AS LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR GRADES UP.

I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING STRANDED AT SCHOOL WITHOUT A WAY HOME.

YOU BOUGHT ME A CAR.

THE MILEAGE IS PRETTY HIGH,

BUT IT'S GOT NEW BRAKES AND NEW TIRES.

LOOK AT ALL THE CUP HOLDERS.

THANK YOU, DADDY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

LET'S GO FOR A DRIVE.

AFTER WE GO THROUGH A FEW SAFETY FEATURES FIRST.

ARE YOU SURE WE CAN AFFORD THIS?

IT'S NOT EXACTLY A CADILLAC.

I KNOW I PRETTY MUCH SPRUNG GOING OUT OF STATE ON YOU.

SARAH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

I CARE ABOUT YOU.

IN MY BOOK, THERE'S NO MISTAKE THAT CAN'T BE UNDONE

AND NO PLAN THAT CAN'T BE RETHOUGHT.

IF YOUR CHOICES HAVE PUT YOU ON THE WRONG PATH,

SOMETIMES IT CAN FEEL EASIER JUST TO STAY THERE.

BUT YOU CAN GET BACK ON THE RIGHT PATH ANYTIME

IF YOU JUST GIVE YOURSELF PERMISSION TO CHANGE YOUR MIND.

THIS CAR CAN TAKE YOU TO A.S.U.

OR ANYWHERE ELSE YOUR DREAMS MIGHT LEAD YOU.

NOW FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT.

SO I SPENT-- OH, THANK YOU--

THE ENTIRE SUMMER BEFORE LAW SCHOOL

IN NOVA SCOTIA PLANTING TREES

IN THE CANADIAN REFORESTATION PROGRAM.

I USED TO CLIMB TREES.

I HAD A LOT OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS

ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND YELLING.

SO I'D CLIMB THIS BIG TREE BEHIND THE HOUSE

AND JUST SIT THERE BY MYSELF AND DAYDREAM.

WHAT DID YOU DAYDREAM ABOUT?

JUST NONSENSE.

I WANTED TO BE A NURSE OR SOMETHING.

IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND...

ABOUT COMING TONIGHT?

I JUST FELT LIKE IT, THAT'S ALL.

SO I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT?

OF COURSE YOU DID.

YOU'RE SO UNCOMPLICATED.

OUCH.

I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF UNCOMPLICATED IN MY LIFE.

IT'S NICE.

I GOT YOU A PRESENT.

( chuckles )

I NOTICED YOU DRANK A LOT OF WATER AT THE OFFICE

AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE A WATER BOTTLE, SO...

( dog barks in distance )

GLORY?

WHAT IS IT?

YOUR BROTHER SHOULD KNOW HE WAS USED.

"THE NORTHERN LIGHTS HAVE SEEN QUEER SIGHTS,

BUT THE QUEEREST THEY EVER DID SEE

WAS THAT NIGHT ON THE MARGE OF LAKE LEBARGE

I CREMATED SAM McGEE."

- TELL US ANOTHER. - Lois: WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I KNOW ANOTHER.

Wayne: YES, YOU DO.

YES, MAYBE I DO.

OKAY, BOYS, GRANDMA'S GOTTA GO HOME. I'M GONNA GIVE HER A RIDE.

- OH. - Lois: YEAH.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT AROUND HERE?

BARBARA SEEMED TENSE.

WE'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER.

YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT COMING TO THE WEDDING?

THE LAST THING ANYONE NEEDS IS A SIDESHOW--

YOUR FATHER CHASING ME AROUND,

TRYING TO KILL ME FOR TRYING TO KILL HIM.

I COULD WATCH THE CHILDREN FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE.

GEE, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

SO LONG, LITTLE SUCKERS.

( laughing )

NOT NOW, BARB. THIS IS QUICK-DRY CAULK.

I REALIZE THE INTERVENTION DIDN'T WORK OUT

AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUT--

PLEASE GO PRACTICE YOUR STUDENT PSYCHOLOGY ON MARGE.

STOP. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO SPEAK. NOW IT'S MY TURN.

YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHEN I SPEAK.

YES, I DO.

ALL RIGHT. YOU HAVE EXHAUSTED OUR GOOD GRACES.

FOR YEARS YOU'VE BEEN TAKING BIRTH CONTROL PILLS BEHIND OUR BACKS.

THAT'S-- THAT'S A BETRAYAL OF THE DEEPEST TRUST AND YOU KNOW IT.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU, BARB-

NO. I'M NOT HERE TO ASK YOU WHY.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE EXCUSES

BECAUSE I REALIZE THAT THERE IS NO "WHY."

THERE IS NO EXCUSE THAT WILL SATISFY ME,

THAT WILL FIX IT.

ONLY YOU CAN DO THAT, NICKI.

SO I'M HERE TELLING YOU TO FIX IT!

HOW?

I DON'T KNOW.

FIGURE IT OUT.

WHEN YOU JOINED THIS FAMILY

WE TALKED ABOUT HAVING BABIES, OF GROWING OUR FAMILY,

AND I FELT SO CLOSE TO YOU,

KINDRED IN A WAY I HADN'T EXPECTED--

BY OUR PURPOSE AS A FAMILY.

IT'S STILL MY PURPOSE.

YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT IF IT'S STILL YOURS.

- BARB. - ( footsteps fade )

( kids yelling in distance )

RAYMOND! PASS IT TO ME!

- MARGE, I'M LEAVING NOW. - OKAY.

OH, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE GROCERY SHOPPING TODAY.

ENJOY YOUR DAY!

( child crying )

Wayne: MOMMY, RAYMOND IS HITTING ME.

Raymond: WAYNE STARTED IT!

- ( kids yell, laugh ) - Aaron: I WANT MOMMY.

( knocks on door )

( raps )

- ( knocks on door ) - ( door opens )

MARGIE?

I-- I SAW YOU--

HI. I'M REALLY SORRY.

WHY?

I CAN'T GO SHOPPING.

BARB'S TAKING CARE OF IT.

OH, MARGIE.

OH, DON'T. IT'S OKAY.

NO, IT'S NOT.

DO YOU KNOW

I DELIBERATELY FORGET THINGS AT THE STORE

SO I CAN GO BACK THE NEXT DAY?

I'M SO SAD.

WHY AM I SO SAD?

I DON'T KNOW, SWEETIE.

ZOLOFT-- YOU SHOULD GET YOUR OWN PRESCRIPTION.

THESE WILL GET YOU STARTED, THOUGH.

THEY TAKE A COUPLE OF DAYS TO KICK IN.

OH, I'M NOT DEPRESSED.

OH, I KNOW. NEITHER AM I.

IT'S HARD.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT,

AND IT IS REALLY HARD TO BE PERFECT.

BUT WE HAVE TO BE, RIGHT?

OH, SWEETIE.

IT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS IF ALBY WANTS TO SELL SOME USELESS CHURCH DOCUMENTS.

Don: BUT THIS IS A COPY OF THE LETTER

FROM CHURCH PRESIDENT WOODRUFF, DATED AUGUST, 1890.

WOODRUFF? ABOUT MOUNTAIN MEADOWS?

NO, BILL, IT'S ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE.

IT'S WOODRUFF INSTRUCTING FOUR APOSTLES

TO KEEP PLURAL MARRIAGE SECRETLY ALIVE

WHILE THE CHURCH PUBLICLY DENOUNCES IT.

"...UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE CHURCH MAY UPHOLD

ITS ESSENTIAL FOUNDATIONAL DOCTRINE IN A FULL AND OPEN EMBRACE."

LET ME SEE THAT.

IT'S THE SMOKING GUN THAT SAYS

THE CHURCH NEVER INTENDED TO OUTLAW POLYGAMY.

GLORY SAYS THAT YOU WERE A PATSY, BILL.

ARE YOU INVOLVED IN THIS?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

THEN WHAT'S GOING ON?

I DON'T KNOW. GLORY'S ALWAYS HAD A SCREW LOOSE.

THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

HOW WOULD ALBY EVEN GET HIS HANDS ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S GONE TOO FAR--

THE CURFEWS, GOD SQUADS AND NOW THIS.

WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS LETTER OUT THERE--

NEWSPAPERS, TV, THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

HOLD ON. ALBY COULD BE SETTING US UP.

IF WE GO OFF ON THIS BEFORE WE FIGURE IT ALL OUT,

PEOPLE COULD THINK WE'RE CRACKPOTS,

OR WORSE-- IT COULD BLOW UP IN OUR FACES.

ALBY, PICK UP THE PHONE. I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.

Alby, what the heck is going on?

I'm holding a copy of the letter you sold

AND IT'S NOT ABOUT MOUNTAIN MEADOWS.

IF YOU INVOLVED ME, IF YOU SOLD THIS LETTER AND IT'S TRUE,

your days on planet Earth are over. Do you hear me?

( hangs up )

SOMEONE HAS BETRAYED US.

( sighs )

I HATE BILL HENRICKSON.

WHEN YOU ARE AT A.S.U.

TRY NOT TO LET YOUR LAUNDRY PILE UP.

IT'S MUCH EASIER IF YOU STAY ON TOP OF IT.

AT LEAST TRUST ME ON THAT.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO SPEND PARENTS' WEEKEND DOING LAUNDRY.

MOM, I DECIDED THAT I'M NOT GONNA GO.

- NOT GOING WHERE? - NOT GOING TO A.S.U.

REALLY? WHAT-- I DON'T--

WHEN DID YOU DECIDE?

IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE.

SORRY, I JUST REALLY DON'T FEEL

LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT RIGHT.

UM, THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH IS A GOOD SCHOOL.

I'M NOT GOING TO THE "U" EITHER.

SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COLLEGE.

NOT THIS SEMESTER.

SARAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW YOU'RE JUST CAREENING.

I AM YOUR MOTHER, BUT I FEEL AS IF YOU ARE ACTIVELY BLOCKING ME

FROM EVERY IMPORTANT DECISION IN YOUR LIFE,

AND FOR THE LIFE OF ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY.

PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU.

THAT IS NOT FAIR. I ONLY WANT TO HELP,

BUT I CAN'T IF YOU WON'T TALK TO ME.

I'M SORRY, BUT THE FACT IS

I'VE HAD TO MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS FOR A REALLY LONG TIME NOW.

AND YEAH, I'VE MADE SOME REALLY CRUMMY DECISIONS.

ALL RIGHT. HONEY, HONEY,

ALL RIGHT, THEY HAVEN'T BEEN CRUMMY,

BUT YOU CAN'T DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE WITH YOUR OWN BODY.

OH, WOW. PLEASE DON'T LECTURE ME ON CHASTITY.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT ABSTINENCE, SARAH.

IT'S ABOUT BEING RIGHT WITH GOD, WITH YOUR INNER SPIRIT.

COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME SOME SPACE?

NO, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU SPACE.

YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET TO HAVE SPACE.

YOU LIVE IN RELATION TO OTHERS. THAT'S WHAT FAMILY IS.

ALL RIGHT, NO, YOU DO NOT GET TO DISMISS ME.

I AM YOUR MOTHER.

NOBODY LOVES YOU MORE THAN ME.

AND I'M HERE IN YOUR LIFE

AND THAT IS NEVER GONNA CHANGE...

EVER.

WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?

A SCHEDULE.

WITH TWO OF US WIVES,

WE'LL NEED A SCHEDULE TO KEEP ORGANIZED.

WE NEED TO BE ON TOP OF OUR GAME.

AND SCHEDULES DON'T JUST MAKE THEMSELVES.

THAT'S A VERY NICE SCHEDULE, WANDA.

THANK YOU.

IS IT FIXED?

YEAH, FOR NOW.

JOEY,

I'M AFRAID THAT ALL THIS CHANGE--

THE WEDDING-- IS UPSETTING WANDA.

IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT YOU'VE TAKEN ON

THE ADDED BURDEN OF WANDA BECAUSE OF ME.

NO, BECAUSE OF YOU I WAKE UP JOYFUL.

I NEVER DREAMED THAT I COULD HAVE THAT.

WE AGREED THAT WE WOULD SHARE IN WANDA'S CARE,

IF IT COMES TO THAT. AND IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT

TO FOCUS ONLY ON OUR HAPPINESS IF WANDA IS SUFFERING.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

JOEY JR. WANTS TO RIDE IN THE TRUCK.

- COME ON. - ALL RIGHT.

YOU CAN CONTINUE TALKING. DON'T MIND US.

WANNA RIDE IN THE TRUCK, HUH?

- WHAT IS IT? - Margene: Surprise!

Sarah said she'd watch the kids this afternoon

so you and I can go out to lunch.

I CAN'T TODAY. I'M VERY BUSY.

Please. Nicki.

You don't know how desperate I am

to get out of the house and have some fun.

WITH A JOB COMES RESPONSIBILITIES.

THEY DEPEND ON ME.

I CAN'T JUST UP AND LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY WORK.

Oh, darn. What am I supposed to do?

GET AN OIL CHANGE.

YOU DON'T TAKE PROPER CARE OF THAT CAR.

Well,

WAVE SO I CAN SEE WHERE YOU WORK.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

"SIXTH FLOOR, COUNTY SERVICES BUILDING."

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

WELL, I AM ALLOWED OUT ONCE IN A WHILE.

INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR CO-WORKERS.

CHANGED MY MIND. LET'S GO TO LUNCH.

DON'T YOU HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE?

MARGENE, HI. OFF TO LUNCH?

YEAH.

I'M SORRY, DO I KNOW YOU?

I DON'T THINK SO.

RAY HENRY. I'M A FRIEND OF MARGE'S.

- I'M-- - BARB.

THIS IS MY FRIEND BARB.

PLEASURE, BARB. NICE TO FINALLY MEET A FRIEND OF MARGE'S.

WE'RE CRAZY ABOUT HER AROUND HERE.

MARGE, WHEN YOU GET BACK I HAVE THOSE REPORTS

FOR THE JUDICIAL CONFERENCE TO GO OUT.

- NICE TO MEET YOU, BARB. - LET'S GO.

- WHO WAS THAT? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? - MY BOSS.

HE JUST KEPT CALLING YOU MARGIE. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT, NICKI?

KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL. I HAD TO USE YOUR NAME ON THE JOB APPLICATION.

THEY WOULDN'T HAVE HIRED ME IF THEY KNEW WHO I WAS.

WHO WOULDN'T HAVE?

THIS ISN'T THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE?

NO, IT'S THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S, YOU NINNY.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

MY MOTHER GOT ME A JOB SO I COULD PASS

INSIDE INFORMATION ON MY FATHER'S TRIAL.

OH MY GOSH, YOU NEED HELP.

YOU STOLE MY IDENTITY AND YOU'RE SPYING,

OR TAMPERING OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED?

IT WAS SATAN. SATAN GOT AHOLD OF ME.

YOU HAVE TO QUIT-- TODAY--

OR I SHOW THAT MAN MY DRIVER'S LICENSE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU?

SORRY, WRONG OFFICE.

HEY. ( honks horn )

WHAT DO YOU WANT, ADALEEN?

ROMAN KNOWS THAT KATHY MARQUART

IS CONTINUING TO SOW UNREST HERE.

YOU'RE MISTAKEN.

AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED, THE TRIAL IS OVER.

MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE.

I KNOW KATHY'S BUSY PREPARING FOR OUR WEDDING TOMORROW.

I'M TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR.

ROMAN MAY BE UNDER SCRUTINY,

BUT PROVOKE HIM AT YOUR PERIL. HE'S STILL THE PROPHET.

ROMAN IS THE PROPHET OF THE HOLIDAY INN.

AND IF HE TRIES A THING, ADALEEN,

I WILL DEFEND MY FAMILY.

YOU'RE AS BIG A FOOL AS YOUR BROTHER

IF YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY HUSBAND.

HE IS A LION.

YOU BROKERED A SALE BETWEEN TED AND ALBY?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

I ACTED AS A GO-BETWEEN AND THEY KILLED THE ANTIGAMBLING LEGISLATION.

BUT I WAS TOLD THE LETTER WAS ABOUT MOUNTAIN MEADOWS.

BUT NOW YOU'RE NOT SURE?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.

THERE'S BEEN RUMORS OF A LETTER LIKE THIS

IN POLYGAMIST CIRCLES FOR AGES.

WHAT IF I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR HANDING IT OVER TO TED?

WHEN DID TED BECOME A COLLECTOR?

IT'S NOT FOR HIM.

HE WAS ACTING AS AN AGENT FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

AND YOU DIDN'T READ IT?

I NEVER EVEN TOUCHED THE THING.

BUT WHY WOULD TED LIE?

BECAUSE HE KNOWS I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT OTHERWISE.

LOOK, THERE'S JUST THIS PHOTOCOPY FROM JOEY,

AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S THAT'S THE LETTER ALBY GAVE TED.

WE NEED TO FIND OUT MORE.

- CINDY WOULD KNOW. - CINDY?

OH, NO, BILL. NO, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO.

SO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LETTER?

Cindy: Of course.

Ted would hardly spend $50,000 without consulting me.

WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

Don't get me started.

Plus what the labs at the "U" charged to authenticate it.

Why are you so interested in an old Mountain Meadows letter anyway?

UH, WELL, LIKE I SAID,

WHEN BILL TOLD ME HE WAS HELPING TED,

I WAS THRILLED MAYBE THAT THEY WERE BURYING THE HATCHET.

BUT BILL HADN'T READ THE LETTER HIMSELF, SO WE WERE CURIOUS.

SO THE LETTER IS IN GOOD CONDITION? BEING SO OLD, I--

I'd certainly assume so.

I haven't seen the thing myself.

HUH.

UH, THAT'S ODD.

I MEAN, LIKE I SAID,

YOU KNOW, TO SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY

AND NEVER EVEN LOOK AT IT.

DID TED NOT WANT YOU TO SEE IT FOR SOME REASON?

Just what is this about?

I don't know what you're driving at, Barbie,

- but I trust my husband. - ( cat meows )

Oh, there goes the cat. I gotta go.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT, BYE.

OUR GUESTS MIGHT ENJOY A COLD DRINK.

LEMONADE?

ADALEEN,

WE HAVE ALL PUT ASIDE OUR SQUABBLES

SO THAT WE MAY FOCUS ON MORE IMPORTANT ENDEAVORS.

SELMA, COME JOIN ME.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DO YOUR PART

SO THAT WE MAY ALL BENEFIT.

I DON'T WANT HOLLIS TO TAKE A NEW WIFE.

YOU WILL GIVE HOLLIS YOUR CONSENT

AND YOU WILL PERFORM YOUR MARITAL DUTY

UNAMBIGUOUSLY.

YOU BROUGHT SUCH JOY TO OUR MOTHER AND FATHER.

THE LAST CHILD IS OFTEN THE MOST PRECIOUS,

SO STOP BEING SUCH A REBEL AND BEHAVE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT HE SHOULD GET AWAY WITH WHAT HE'S DONE.

I UNDERSTAND. I HAVEN'T HAD A DECENT NIGHT'S SLEEP

SINCE THE TRIAL STARTED. BUT, KATHY, ROMAN IS RATTLED

AND THAT'S WHEN HE'S THE MOST DANGEROUS.

MAURA IS WILLING TO GO TO THE AUTHORITIES

ABOUT ROMAN, BUT SHE IS AFRAID.

WE KNOW. HON, NO ONE'S ASKING YOU TO FORGET WHAT HAPPENED.

JOEY, SHE NEEDS MY HELP. SHE DOESN'T TRUST ANYONE ELSE.

AND WE'LL GET HER HELP. YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.

NONE OF US BELIEVE THAT JUSTICE WAS SERVED AT THAT TRIAL.

WE'RE JUST SAYING YOU HAVE TO BE MORE CAREFUL, THAT'S ALL.

YOU CAN'T MEET WITH ANY OF THESE WOMEN ALONE.

YOU ONLY GO IF ONE OF US IS WITH YOU.

( crying )

Margene: NICE MORNING.

- YOU CHANGED YOUR HAIR. - MMM.

BUT IT WAS SO PRETTY.

YOUR TURN TO WATCH THE KIDS.

I CAN'T.

YOU DIDN'T QUIT, DID YOU?

I CAN'T JUST UP AND QUIT WITHOUT NOTICE.

I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO RAISE ANY RED FLAGS.

I COULD GET THROWN IN JAIL.

I COULD THROW YOU IN JAIL. YOU STOLE MY IDENTITY.

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN BE MYSELF OUT IN THE WORLD.

I GAVE UP EVERYTHING. I GAVE UP MY CAREER, SO YOU COULD WORK.

I DON'T EVEN GET TO GO SHOPPING ANYMORE.

( knocks on door )

DO YOU HAVE ANY MAPLE SYRUP? WE'RE OUT.

IT'S ON THE DOOR.

Barbara: OH, MARGENE.

IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

THANKS, BARB.

TODAY IS NICKI'S LAST DAY.

REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU DECIDED TO STAY.

OH, YOU KNOW THESE TEMP JOBS-- HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW.

ARE YOU GOING TO TRY FOR ANOTHER ASSIGNMENT THROUGH THE AGENCY?

ACTUALLY, NICKI WAS JUST TELLING ME

SHE ISN'T CRAZY ABOUT OFFICE WORK. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, NICKI?

I GUESS NOT.

AND WE WERE THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK TO WORK

SINCE I SHOWED A REAL APTITUDE FOR SALES

AND NICKI SHOULD STAY HOME WITH THE KIDS

SINCE SHE TRIED WORKING AND DIDN'T REALLY TAKE TO IT.

THAT WAY EVERYONE WINS.

OH, WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY SOMETHING WE SHOULD DISCUSS.

BILL WANTS US TO LEAVE FOR THE WEDDING AROUND 3:00.

HE WANTS TO GET THERE EARLY TO HELP SET UP.

YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME.

( knocks )

HI, BARB.

WANDA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. IS THAT OKAY?

OF COURSE. I'M--

I'M JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED TO SEE YOU ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.

THERE ISN'T ANYTHING WRONG, IS THERE?

NO.

I WAS HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO.

EXCUSE ME?

WELL, YOU'RE A FIRST WIFE,

I'M GONNA BE A FIRST WIFE

AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT A FIRST WIFE DOES, EXACTLY.

WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I DO.

YES, I DO.

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, BARB, I DO.

AND I CAN'T GO TO ANY OF THE WOMEN ON THE COMPOUND.

I DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW.

OKAY.

WELL, I GUESS THE FIRST THING TO REMEMBER

IS THAT YOU REPRESENT ALL THE WIVES,

- AND THAT'S WHY POISE-- - DO YOU EVER GET NERVOUS?

SURE. SOMETIMES.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ACCIDENT?

AN ACCIDENT?

YOU KNOW, DURING THE NIGHT.

OH, HONEY,

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN AND JUST RELAX,

AND YOU'LL GET THROUGH ALL THE NERVES.

( whispers ) I DON'T THINK

I CAN BE A FIRST WIFE.

SURE YOU CAN.

HAVE YOU TALKED TO JOEY AND KATHY?

I KNOW THEY'LL HELP YOU.

NO, IT'S MY RESPONSIBILIT.

THEY HAVE TOO MUCH ON THEIR MINDS RIGHT NOW.

I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.

OKAY.

THEN...

FROM ONE FIRST WIFE TO ANOTHER,

I'LL LET YOU IN ON ALL MY TRICKS.

OKAY.

SO WHERE WAS I?

POISE.

POISE AND CARRIAGE-- THEY MEAN SO MUCH.

AND YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING BECAUSE, TRUST ME,

YOU WILL BE THE ONE ON THE FRONT LINES DEALING WITH IT ALL.

AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE A LEADER--

I MEAN, YOUR SISTER-WIVES WILL APPRECIATE IT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN?

ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

YOU SET ME UP, TED.

BILL, YOU'RE ALL WORKED UP OVER NOTHING.

I ASKED YOU TO BROKER A DEAL AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.

YOU'VE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

THANKS TO MY CALLS, YOU'RE GETTING YOUR CASINO LOAN

AND THE ANTI-GAMING LEGISLATION'S KILLED.

- I WANT TO SEE THE LETTER. - HOW DARE YOU MAKE DEMANDS?

Ted: CINDY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MOUNTAIN MEADOWS, DOES IT?

IT'S THE WOODRUFF LETTER, PROOF THAT THE CHURCH NEVER INTENDED TO ABANDON POLYGAMY.

ARE YOU INSANE?

WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF NUT CONSPIRACY?

THERE IS NO SUCH LETTER EXCEPT IN THE MINDS

OF DESPERATE WISHFUL THINKERS.

BUT HOW CAN YOU BE SURE IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT?

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH JUST SHOWING IT TO US?

YOU'RE ALL CRAZY.

FINE. TED, SHOW THEM THE LETTER.

CINDY, PLEASE. I CAN HANDLE THIS.

I'LL BUY IT FROM YOU.

- Barbara: BILL- - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

$50,000. IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME-- TO US.

I'LL BORROW AGAINST MY HOUSES IF I HAVE TO.

I'M SORRY, BILL. IT'S TOO LATE.

I HANDED IT OVER TO THE CHURCH THIS MORNING.

I THINK IT'S BEST FOR EVERYONE

THAT WE JUST PUT THIS WHOLE THING BEHIND US.

BEST FOR YOU AND THE CHURCH.

THIS ISN'T OVER. COME ON, LET'S GO.

NOTHING ABOUT THIS LIFE I'VE BEEN CALLED TO LEAD HAS BEEN EASY, TED.

AND FOR ALL THESE YEARS

YOU AND CINDY HAVE DAMNED ME FOR MY CHOICE.

AND NOW YOU'RE BURYING THE TRUTH.

DAMN YOU.

( dings pan )

OH, HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WORKING TODAY.

I'M NOT. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

DID YOU GET THAT TEXT MESSAGE FROM OUR NEW QUAD MATE?

SHE SEEMS REALLY COOL.

I THINK SHE'S FROM MASSACHUSETTS OR SOMETHING.

I'M SORRY, I-- I CAN'T GO TO A.S.U.

WHAT?

WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOUR PARENTS FREAK OUT OR SOMETHING?

IT'S NOT THEM. IT'S ME.

I FINALLY LET MYSELF THINK

ABOUT WHAT IT IS THAT I'M REALLY DOING,

AND I CAN'T, HEATHER.

I LOST MY BABY

6AND NOTHING IS THE SAME.

I'M-- I'M SO SO SORRY

THAT I DRAGGED YOU INTO THIS WHOLE MESS.

NO. NO, DON'T.

PLEASE, I'M SORRY. DON'T CRY.

YOU MADE THE MOST AMAZING,

GENEROUS OFFER WHEN I NEEDED IT MOST,

AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU FOR THAT.

BUT I KNOW THAT IN MY HEART--

NO NO.

YOU CAN'T JUST ACQUIRE AND MANIPULATE LIVES TO SUIT YOU.

- HEATHER, I DIDN'T-- - YOU USED ME.

YOU IMPOSED ON MY FEELINGS

WITHOUT EVEN GIVING IT A THOUGHT--

WHAT THIS MIGHT MEAN FOR MY LIFE.

NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

I WAS SO SCARED, HEATHER, AND YOU OFFERED.

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER JUDGED YOU FOR YOUR LOSS OF CHASTITY

AND I'VE NEVER JUDGED YOU FOR GETTING PREGNANT.

IN FACT, NOBODY HAS, AND MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

I'VE HAD TO STRUGGLE WITH MY INNERMOST BELIEFS

TO BE YOUR FRIEND, SARAH.

WHAT HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO STRUGGLE WITH?

JUST WHAT?

( chuckles )

OH, YOU LOOK LIKE...

AN ANGEL.

THANK YOU, WANDA. I'M SO HAPPY.

I'M HAPPY TOO, KATHY.

AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ANYMORE,

BECAUSE I FIGURED IT ALL OUT.

FIGURED WHAT OUT?

YOU'LL BE FIRST WIFE AND I'LL BE SECOND WIFE.

NO NO, WANDA, I CAN'T. IT'S NOT RIGHT.

I WILL ALWAYS RESPECT YOUR AUTHORITY

AND DEFER TO YOUR EXPERIENCE.

I THOUGHT AND THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY IT WILL WORK.

PLEASE TRUST ME.

HEN THAT'S THE WAY WE'LL DO IT.

WHERE DID YOU GET THESE FLOWERS?

ON THE SIDE OF THE HILL.

LET ME PICK SOME FOR YOUR HAIR TOO, PLEASE.

YOU'LL LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

( chuckles ) OKAY.

OKAY.

- ( hymn playing ) - * THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE *

* I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE *

* THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE *

* I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE *

* THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE *

* I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE... *

HEY. HEY HEY HEY.

MARGE, WAIT. WAIT A SECOND, WAIT.

YOU'RE NOT QUITTING AGAIN, ARE YOU?

I AM.

I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO.

WHY? I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO.

HEATHER HATES ME.

- YOU HATE ME. - NO. NO.

I DON'T HATE YOU, HONEY.

I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.

NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

I WANTED MY BABY, MOM.

I REALLY LOVED MY BABY.

I KNOW YOU DID.

GOD TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME TO PUNISH ME

FOR BEING BAD.

OH, NO NO NO.

NO, SWEETIE.

I DON'T BELIEVE HEAVENLY FATHER WORKS THAT WAY.

I WAS GLAD I LOST HIM.

I WAS RELIEVED.

I WAS TOO.

( van drives up )

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. I LOVE WEDDINGS.

OH, THE CARROT SALAD TIPPED OVER.

THERE'S SOME PAPER TOWELS IN THE BACK SOMEWHERE.

NICKI, JUST GRAB THE COCONUT SQUARES.

SURE.

Nicki: THERE'S A PROBLEM.

DID WE FORGET SOMETHING?

I HAVE TO FIGURE SOME THINGS OUT.

I THINK IT'S BEST IF I'M TAKEN OFF THE SCHEDULE.

NICKI, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH BILL ANYMORE,

OR WITH US?

Joey: KATHY'S MISSING.

WANDA THINKS SHE'S GETTING FLOWERS OR SOMETHING,

BUT SHE'S BEEN GONE TOO LONG-- OVER AN HOUR.

I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

I'M SURE SHE'S OKAY. HAVE YOU TALKED TO JODEAN?

- MAYBE SHE WENT OVER TO HER SISTER'S. - YEAH, I CALLED.

( phone chirps )

BRING THE GIRL IN NOW. THE PROPHET IS READY.

PEOPLE WILL KNOW I'M MISSING. I'M GETTING MARRIED TODAY.

WE ARE EXPEDITING THAT VERY MATTER,

BUT WE HAVE A NEED FOR A SUBSTITUTION

VIS-A-VIS THE GROOM.

YOU ARE TO BE SEALED TO OUR HUSBAND AND PROPHET HOLLIS GREENE.

NO.

PLEASE LET ME GO. I'M TO BE SEALED TO JOEY AND WANDA.

WHY ARE YOU ARE DOING THIS?

YOU HAVE BECOME AN IRRITANT TO MY ESTEEMED BROTHER-IN-LAW.

- ( slaps pig ) - KATHY, YOU WERE WARNED,

YET YOU PERSISTED IN SPREADING VICIOUS FALSEHOODS.

YOU HAVE MALIGNED ME,

SO YOU MUST GO WHERE YOUR LIES CAN DO NO MORE HARM.

AFTER I SEAL YOU TO HOLLIS,

YOU'LL BE TAKEN TO MEXICO

WHERE WITH HEAVENLY FATHER'S BLESSING

YOU WILL BEAR HIM MANY CHILDREN.

- NO! - ( grunts )

( both exclaim )

( screaming )

NO! NO, HOLLIS.

HOLLIS, NO!

( hog squealing )

( hymn playing over radio )

( truck backfires )

* HOLY HOLY HOLY

* LORD GOD ALMIGHTY

* EARLY IN THE MORNING

* OUR SONG SHALL RISE TO THEE. *

( music playing )