All language subtitles for Big.Love.S02E11.Take.Me.as.I.Am.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.x264-AJP69_track3_[eng]

( theme music playing )

( playing piano scales )

IS SOMEONE GETTING
MARRIED?

AN OLD SORORITY SISTER.
WE USED TO BE CLOSE.

- MORNING, NICK.
- HI, SWEETIE.

- WHAT'S UP?
- NOTHING.

HOW ABOUT WILD
UNSUPERVISED COMPOUND
PARTIES IN MY BACKYARD?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

( whispers )
SORRY.

FINE. BUT I WAS
SUPERVISING IT.

Ben:
DAD, IT DIDN'T EVEN
GET OFF THE GROUND.

- ALBY SHUT IT DOWN BEFORE
THE BAND PLAYED ONE SONG.
- ALBY WAS HERE?

- JUST FOR A MINUTE.
- WHERE DID YOU GET
THE MONEY FOR A BAND?

- WANDA BROUGHT IT.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
ALBY WAS HERE?

- WHAT DID HE WANT?
- NOTHING.

KATHY MARQUART--
YOUR DAD WANTS HER.

- BUT DON'T WORRY,
I GOT RID OF HIM.
- HOW?

WELL, I TOLD HIM
HE COULDN'T HAVE HER.

AND THAT HE COULDN'T
HURT US ANYMORE NOW THAT
WE'VE DIVERSIFIED.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- WEBER GAMING.

IT TOOK THE WIND
RIGHT OUT OF HIS SAILS.

( door opens )

( gasps )

NO, I CAN'T SEE YOU.

- MOTHER.
- NO NO.

- PLEASE?
- NO.

- JUST LET ME TALK.
- I CAN'T.

- WHY WON'T YOU?
- HAVE YOU LEFT HIM?

NO.

ARE YOU GOING TO?

I HAD TO READ
ABOUT YOUR WEDDING
IN THE PAPER.

WELL, I'M SORRY
I COULDN'T TELL
YOU MYSELF, BUT--

I'M NOT MADE OF STEEL,
YOU KNOW?

WHAT ABOUT
THE CHILDREN?

YOU'RE TRYING
TO ROPE ME IN
AND I CAN'T LET YOU.

THEY NEED YOU.

I CAN'T JUST SEE THEM
ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR

AND THEN SEND THEM BACK
TO THAT HOUSE OF YOURS.

YOU SHOULDN'T PUT ME
IN A POSITION LIKE THIS.

IT IS SO UNFAIR.
SO UNFAIR.

Woman:
MOMMY, WHO IS IT?

( sighs )

- HI.
- YOU COULDN'T
TELL ME EITHER?

YOU HAVE
TO LEAVE HER ALONE.

SHE'S ON LOPRESSOR
FOR HER BLOOD PRESSURE.

SHE'S UNDER
A LOT OF STRESS.

I'M NOT
TALKING TO YOU.

THERE'S NO REASON
WHY WE SHOULD BE
AT EACH OTHER, ALBY.

WE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO LIVE PEACEFULLY
IN OUR SEPARATE SPHERES.

HOW COULD YOU THINK
I HOLD ANY ANIMOSITY?

BECAUSE WANDA
TRIED TO MURDER ME?

BECAUSE YOU
AND YOUR BROTHER
COVERED IT UP?

BECAUSE YOU HUMILIATED ME
IN FRONT OF MY FATHER?

- LET'S TALK.
- ALL RIGHT. ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WEBER GAMING, ALBY.
I KNOW YOU KNOW.

THE COMPANY
YOU STOLE FROM US.

I ACQUIRED IT FAIRLY.

I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT COULD BE MUCH
MORE USEFUL TO YOU.

I WILL DETERMINE
WHAT'S USEFUL TO ME.

I'LL SELL YOU MY SEAT
ON THE U.E.B.

NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

IT'S YOUR TOEHOLD
INTO OUR KINGDOM.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THE POWER
WITHOUT A SEAT AT THE TABLE

AND YOU CAN'T VOTE ROMAN'S
UNTIL HE PASSES.

IT COULD BE MONTHS
OR YEARS.

ALBY!

( sighs )

I DON'T HAVE
THE SAME FASCINATION WITH YOU
MY FATHER SEEMS TO, BILL.

WITHOUT A VOTING SEAT
ON THE U.E.B.,

YOU'RE JUST A PRETENDER.

I APPRECIATE
YOUR INTEREST AND WILL
TAKE IT UNDER ADVISEMENT.

WHO IS "L"?

WHAT WAS "GREAT"?

OH, SHE'S, UH...
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

OW.

GOD.

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

SO WHAT WAS GREAT?

( sighs )

COME ON, SARAH.

WE NEVER SAID
WE WERE EXCLUSIVE.

I DIDN'T THINK
WE HAD TO.

I...
I DIDN'T WANT TO RUSH
YOU INTO ANYTHING.

BUT, I MEAN...

YOU THINK I SHOULD
JUST BE CELIBATE?

YOU COULD'VE BEEN HONEST.

OKAY, I'M BEING HONEST.

I THINK I SHOULD SEE
OTHER WOMEN.

"WOMEN"?

PLURAL?

LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I CARE ABOUT YOU, BUT--

I CAN'T TAKE
THIS RESPONSIBILITY.

WHAT RESPONSIBILITY?

THE WHOLE "VIRGIN" THING.

I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR MY VIRGINITY.

I DON'T WANT TO PUT
ANY PRESSURE ON YOU.

I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT READY AND I WOULD
NEVER ASK IT OF YOU,

- BUT I CAN'T LIVE
LIKE A MONK EITHER.
- OKAY, I GET IT.

WHAT'S HER NAME?

I'M SORRY.

Leslie:
V.F.W. FLAG RAISING
TOMORROW AT 6:00 A.M.

AND BOX SEATS
AT PIONEER HOWDY DAYS RODEO
WITH THE KOHLER REP THURSDAY.

COULD ONLY GET
THE BARREL EVENT.

MMM.
THANKS, LESLIE.

PIONEER HOWDY DAYS.

EVERY YEAR EVERYONE
TROTS OUT THEIR FLOATS,

JOSEPH SMITH
IN THE CENTER OF THEM,

ONLY THERE'S NO SIGN
OF HIS 34 WIVES.

YOU DON'T
LIKE THE FLOAT?

OH, NO.

I'M JUST TIRED
OF THE HYPOCRISY, SON.

HEY.

I'VE GOT TO INTRODUCE
MARGIE AND YOUR MOTHER

AS MY WIVES-- TOGETHER,

AT THE CONVENTION
IN WENDOVER.

( knocks )
SORRY.

AN ALBERT GRANT CALLED

ABOUT AN ATTORNEY'S
EVALUATION OF A U.E.B. SEAT.

OKAY.

YOU'RE GIVING UP
OUR SEAT ON THE U.E.B.?

NO. IT'S JUST
A NEGOTIATION TACTIC.

( phone beeps )

- Barb: Hello?
- HONEY, HI.

I WANT YOU TO INVITE
SOME OF THE WEBER GAMING
PEOPLE OVER

FOR THE AFTER-PARADE PARTY
NEXT SATURDAY.

NOT A LOT,
JUST FOUR OR FIVE PEOPLE.

HUH-UH.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
THE WEBER GAMING PEOPLE.

Sure you do.
You know Larry Schoenfeld.

LET'S MAKE IT BIGGER
THAN OUR LITTLE CIRCLE
OF DON'S FAMILY AND KAREN.

DO YOU REALLY THINK
LARRY SCHOENFELD WILL
FIT INTO OUR CROWD?

I DON'T THINK
PEG AND JOJO

WILL WANT
A ROUND OF SHOTS.

JUST MAKE THE CALL.

I don't feel that
I know him well enough
to call him.

HOW FAR IS THIS
GOING TO GO, BILL?

DON'T BE DRAMATIC.

GOODBYE, BILL.

- I'LL CALL LARRY.
- NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

OH REALLY,
I DON'T MIND.

WE'RE HAVING DINNER
THIS WEEK ANYWAY;
NEED TO FIRM THINGS UP.

WHO'S HAVING DINNER?

ME AND BILL,
LARRY AND HIS
GIRLFRIEND SUSIE.

YOU SHOULD COME.

( doorbell rings )

AS AN L.D.S. WOMAN,
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
SURROGACY?

WELL, IF THE COUPLE
IS IN NEED, THEN--

THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

IF A GOD-FEARING COUPLE--
I MEAN A MAN AND A WOMAN--

CAN'T CONCEIVE,
THEN WHAT COULD
BE WRONG WITH IT?

WELL, THEY'RE NOT
EASY TO COME BY.

BARB... MARGENE.

MARGENE HEFFMAN?
SHE'S A SURROGATE.

OH, I ASSUMED YOU KNEW.

WHEN SHE TOLD ME
I WAS FLOORED.

I MEAN,
THERE'S ONLY A HANDFUL
OF THEM IN THE STATE.

IT'S HARD NOT TO THINK
THAT LIVING JUST ACROSS
THE STREET FROM ONE

ISN'T A SIGN OR SOMETHING,
DON'T YOU THINK?

I MEAN, IT WOULD
BE CARL'S SPERM.

I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D HEAR MYSELF
SAY THAT.

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
JUST... CARL'S SPERM.

I TRIED TO TALK
OUR HEAVENLY FATHER
INTO LETTING US ADOPT,

BUT HE SAID THAT'S
NOT THE ANSWER FOR US.

AND CARL
IS CONCERNED

IF I CAN'T
HAVE HIS CHILDREN,
WHERE WILL HIS SPIRITS GO,

TO AN ATHEIST
OR A METH ADDICT?

I WANT THIS SO BAD.

I'M PREPARED
TO OFFER HER $50,000.

OH, DON'T RUSH
INTO ANYTHING YET.

Alby:
You told Bill
I paid you a visit.

I DON'T CARE FOR THAT.

You and I
need to have a more
private relationship.

LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I'M BUSY, I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF MAKING DINNER.

YOUR HUSBAND STOLE
WEBER GAMING FROM PAPA.

I HAVE MEMOS,
CANCELED CHECKS.

I HAVE PILES OF EVIDENCE
THAT SHOW PAPA WAS POISED
TO BUY WEBER GAMING.

You are going to get Bill
to give the company back.

NICKI, WHEN OUR
FATHER WAKES UP,

THE FIRST THING
HE WILL HEAR IS THAT
YOU ARE A TITHE STEALER.

YOU STOLE $68,000.

And the sad part is,
Nicki, he'd believe it

BECAUSE YOU ARE
GREEDY AND AMORAL.

AND YOU KNOW
EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

I HAVE STOLEN NOTHING,

and there's no way
I could get Bill to return
the company anyway.

WELL, YOU'D BETTER
FIGURE OUT A WAY.

You hear me?
Thief.

( phone beeps )

( sighs )

Margene:
DON'T SHUT ME OUT.

ALL I WAS DOING WAS
TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL
OF MY OWN DESTINY,

MAKE MY OWN STORY
FOR THE NEIGHBORS.

I JUST-- I DIDN'T WANT
TO BE THE UNWED MOTHER,
THAT'S ALL.

IT'S LUDICROUS.
AND I FEEL SORRY FOR PAM

THAT SHE EVEN THINKS
IT'S A POSSIBILITY.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I TOLD PAM I WAS A SURROGATE,
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
TO BE AN UNWED MOTHER,

AND SHE WANTS ME
TO HAVE A BABY
FOR HER AND CARL.

NOW I DON'T KNOW
THAT THIS IS WHAT I WANT,

BUT IF I WANTED IT,
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WANT IT.

WHAT IF I DID WANT IT?
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE
A HYPOTHETICAL DISCUSSION

WITH YOU
OVER WHETHER OR NOT YOU
WANT TO BE A SURROGATE.

I'D LIKE TO BE A FLY
ON THE WALL WHEN YOU GET
AROUND TO TELLING THIS TO BILL.

I'VE BEEN A BABY FACTORY
FOR YOU, BARB.

IS THAT HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT IT?

I'M JUST SAYING
YOU'VE BENEFITED.

I EXPANDED YOUR FAMILY
WHEN YOU COULDN'T ANYMORE.
WHY NOT PAM'S?

BECAUSE OUR PURPOSE
IS TO BRING SUPERIOR SOULS
INTO THIS FAMILY,

NOT GIVE THEM AWAY
TO EVERY BARREN SUE, JANE
AND SALLY ON THE BLOCK.

- ( doorbell rings )
- ( groans )

NOW LOOK
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

Girl: HI.

- Girl £2: HI.
- YOU MUST BE
BEN'S MOTHER.

YES. CAN I HELP YOU?

THESE ARE
MY GIRLFRIENDS
SISSY AND PENNY.

I DON'T FEEL
THE SAME WAY ABOUT
WEBER GAMING ANYMORE.

I THINK YOU SHOULD
GET RID OF IT.

HAS BARB BEEN
PRESSURING YOU?

NO.

DID SHE PROMISE
YOU SOMETHING?

NO.

I'M JUST WORRIED
ABOUT WHAT IT'S DOING
TO US AS A FAMILY.

MARGE IS GETTING
AGGRESSIVE,

AND BARB FEELS
PUT OUT TO PASTURE.

IT UPSETS THE BALANCE
OF ONE-TWO-THREE.

HONEY, WE DON'T HAVE
TO DO THINGS

JUST BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY
THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN DONE.

WE CAN DO THINGS OUR WAY.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.

THE PRINCIPLE
HAS BEEN PRACTICED
A CERTAIN WAY

FOR OVER 3,000 YEARS.

THE KINKS HAVE
BEEN WORKED OUT.

I DON'T WANT
TO MESS WITH IT.

I'M CHANGING MY VOTE.

I'M SORRY.
THE POLLS HAVE CLOSED.

( door closes )

STEP AWAY
FROM MY NAVIGATOR.

I HAVE TO PICK UP
MY DRESS.

BENNY THINKS HE WANTS
TO BE A POLYGAMIST.

GET IN.
GET IN THE CAR.

I'M WORRIED
ABOUT MY SON.

WELL, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I WANT YOU TO TAKE HIM.

FOR GOOD?

FOR WEEKENDS.

HE COULD GO
TO CHURCH WITH YOU.

HE COULD HAVE
DIFFERENT ROLE MODELS.

FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER,
HE CAN LIVE WITH US.

I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN DO THAT.

OH, WELL OKAY.
FINE THEN.

YOU JUST ENJOY
YOUR FUTURE
DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW.

NO, LET HIM COME
TO THE WEDDING.

OKAY, YOU CAN BRING
MY GRANDCHILDREN
TO THE WEDDING,

BUT AFTERWARDS,
BEN HAS TO STAY AND GO
TO SUN VALLEY WITH US.

THAT'S YOUR HONEYMOON.

HE'LL BE SURROUNDED
BY EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE.

SO YOU PACK A BAG
FOR HIM AND YOU BRING
IT TO THE RECEPTION.

- I HAVE TO GET BILL
TO AGREE FIRST.
- ( groans )

YES, BY ALL MEANS,
YOU MUST RUN IT BY BILL.

( engine starts )

- Man on TV: I met her
and I said this is the one...
- Nicki: BARB?

...when you know it's right,
it's right.

I looked at her
and I could swear.

I didn't want to seem
to forward, but I knew.

WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER
GONE OFF TO? I NEED
TO SPEAK WITH HER.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT'S WRONG?

- NOTHING.
- YOU'RE ALL PUFFY.

SCOTT WANTS TO SEE
OTHER GIRLS.

WHAT GIRLS?

GIRLS THAT WILL
HAVE SEX WITH HIM.

HONESTLY, WHERE DO YOU
AND BEN FIND THESE PEOPLE?

HOW DO YOU DEAL
WITH IT?

WHAT?

THE JEALOUSY.

I SUBLIMATE IT
BECAUSE I'M SERVING
A HIGHER PURPOSE.

IN YOUR CASE
THERE'S NO HIGHER PURPOSE,

WHICH IS WHY
IT'S A PROBLEM.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW BAD THIS FEELS.

OH.

( sobbing )

I CAN'T COMPETE
WITH THEM,

THE GIRLS
THAT HE KNOWS--

I MEAN,
THEY GO TO COLLEGE.

I'M SURE SHE'S LIKE
DRESSING UP IN LINGERIE

- AND JUST LAUGHING AT ME.
- LISTEN TO ME.

SHE IS A USED-UP HAG.

SARAH, YOU ARE
AS FRESH AS A FLOWER.

THAT'S WHERE
YOUR STRENGTH LIES.

MEN LIKE THE CHASE.
IT'S WHAT KEEPS
THEM INTERESTED.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

MAKE YOURSELF BETTER
THAN THOSE OTHER GIRLS.

HOLD ONTO
YOUR CHASTITY, BUT...

SHOW HIM
WHAT HE'S MISSING.

( vacuum humming )

( car arrives )

WE'VE GOT TO RUN!
WE'VE GOT TO GO.
ALBY'S COMING!

COME ON!

KATHY, GET A SUITCASE.

HE'S GONNA GET ME!
ALBY'S GONNA GET ME!

NO, HONEY,
HE'S AFTER KATHY--
DAD WANTS HER.

- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
- Joey: I DON'T KNOW!

FRANK'S GONNA GET YOU!
HE'S GONNA GRAB YOU

AND HE'S GONNA
GET YOU! OH!

Nicki:
SHE SOUGHT OUT
MY COUNSEL, BILL.

SHE COULD ONLY TELL ME.
YOU SAW--

SHE DIDN'T EAT HER DESERT,
SHE DIDN'T EAT HER DINNER.

SHE'S GOING
TO WASTE AWAY
TO NOTHING.

- HE ACTUALLY ASKED HER TO DATE
HIM WHILE HE SEES OTHER GIRLS?
- YES.

THERE ARE CORROSIVE
INFLUENCES OUT THERE.

AND WEBER GAMING
WILL ONLY OPEN THE DOOR
TO THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU.

- DOES BARB KNOW?
- NO, AND DON'T TELL
SARAH I TOLD YOU.

I TOOK CARE OF IT.

BARB, I HAVE FINALLY
COME TO MY SENSES.

ONCE AGAIN
YOUR INSTINCTS
WERE RIGHT.

I AM HAVING SERIOUS
SECOND THOUGHTS
ABOUT WEBER.

I THINK WE SHOULD
GET RID OF IT.

- WHAT?
- WELL, IT'S A DAY LATE NOW.

YOUR SUPPORT MIGHT
HAVE MATTERED EARLIER.

DON'T BE A SORE LOSER.
LET'S JUST TRY AND...

FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO GET RID OF IT.

WHEN NUMBER
ONE AND TWO THROW
THEIR LOTS TOGETHER,

THERE'S NOTHING
THEY CAN'T ACCOMPLISH.

BARB, I'M GONNA
TELL YOU SOMETHING

AND I WANT YOU
TO STAY STRONG.

THERE'S A WHOLE
SORRY CHAPTER AS TO
HOW BILL GOT WEBER.

HE STOLE IT
FROM THE U.E.B.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"STOLE IT"?

MY FATHER WAS GOING
TO BUY IT FIRST,

BUT BILL WENT
AROUND HIS BACK

AND THERE'S ALL
THIS EVIDENCE,
FILES--

NICKI, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
BILL WOULD HAVE TOLD ME.

- I DON'T KNOW THIS.
- OH, BARB.

IT'S NOT BARB
AND BILL ANYMORE,

YOU'RE ONE
OF THREE NOW.

YOU GET 1/3
OF THE INFORMATION,
IF THAT, ON A LUCKY DAY.

LOOK, I'M SORRY,
IT'S TRUE.

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT
ANY OF THIS? DID YOU?

WE HAVE GOT
TO UNLOAD THIS COMPANY
OR WE'RE ALL DOOMED.

( sighs )
SO... I UNDERSTAND

YOU AND MARGIE ARE GOING
TO DINNER WITH LARRY
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND?

YEAH, JUST A QUICK BITE
TOMORROW NIGHT.

OH. WERE YOU
GOING TO TELL ME?

WELL, GEE, HONEY,
YEAH, IT JUST--
JUST SLIPPED MY MIND.

WHAT DID YOU WANT
TO TELL ME ABOUT BEN?

OH, I FORGOT
WHAT IT WAS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

( Ben and Margene chatter )

YOU CAN TAKE HIM.

BILL AGREED?

WELL, YES,
HE'S A REASONABLE MAN.

I pray I find forgiveness
in my heart for him.

- WHAT TIME DOES
THE RECEPTION BEGIN?
- 2:00.

- BARB.
- WHAT?

NOTHING.

UM, JUST MAKE SURE
THAT BEN HAS SOME SWEATERS.

THE EVENINGS
CAN GET CHILLY.

- BYE.
- ( beeps )

Ben: MOM?

HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
SHE HASN'T BEEN
DOWN HERE.

NICE PLACE.

I WAS THINKING
OF GETTING ONE
OF THESE FLAT-SCREENS.

- YOU LIKE IT?
- YEAH, UM, I LOVE IT.

I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE
BEEN PLAYING THE FIELD
WHILE YOU'RE DATING SARAH.

- WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
- MY WIFE.

WHICH ONE?

YES, I HAVE
THREE WIVES...

AND I'M COMMITTED
TO ALL OF THEM.

AND YOU FOOLING AROUND
WITH GIRLS ON THE SIDE

IS NOT THE SAME THING
AND YOU KNOW IT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR SARAH?

I WOULD HOPE SHE WOULD
FIND A GOOD, HEALTHY,
COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP.

A POLYGAMIST
RELATIONSHIP?

IF SHE HAS
THE TESTIMONY FOR IT.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW UNHAPPY YOU MAKE HER.

I LIKED YOU, SCOTT,

BUT IF YOU'RE NOT
GONNA TREAT MY DAUGHTER
WITH THE RESPECT

SHE DESERVES,
THEN I DON'T WANT
YOU AROUND HER.

( door slams )

- ( vacuum hissing )
- Lois: YOO-HOO.

( bird squawking )

HELLO.

YOO-HOO.
YOO-HOO.

OH, GO ON.

SCRUFFY.

( shuts vacuum off )

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH THEM?

ALBY, TELL ME
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

WHAT'S TROUBLING YOU,
SISTER LOIS?

- TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!
- HAVE THEY GONE SOMEWHERE?

OH. WELL, I WILL PRAY
FOR THEIR SWIFT RETURN.

I KNOW
WHAT YOU REALLY ARE.

REMEMBER THAT.

SISTER LOIS,
I WOULD DO NO HARM

TO JOEY
AND HIS WIFE AND SON.

BUT EVEN IF I DID,
YOU'D NEVER FIND THE BODIES.

GOT YOUR NOSE.
( chuckling )

WHAT DID I DO?

YOU THINK
THAT I OVERREACTED
ABOUT THAT GIRL?

NO, IT'S-- IT'S...

- WHY ARE WE BREAKING UP?
- SARAH, YOUR FATHER
CAME TO SEE ME.

( sighs )

WE SHOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE
NEAR EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW.

PLEASE DON'T LET HIM
DO THIS TO US.

I THINK HE'S CRAZY.

HE JUST THINKS
THAT HE HAS A CALLING.

WELL CLEARLY.
I'M SURE HE'S JUST TRYING
TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU,

BUT THINGS WERE
DIFFICULT ENOUGH
BETWEEN US BEFORE

AND NOW THAT
HE'S INVOLVED...

HEY, LOOK,

I AM ALWAYS GOING
TO CARE ABOUT YOU.

NO.

I CAN'T.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
EVEN BE DOING THIS.

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I WANNA BE WITH YOU...

LIKE WE ARE.

I DON'T MIND
SHARING YOU.

NO, IT CAN WORK.

Valet:
THANK YOU.

WE'RE NOT WANTED HERE.

NO, I'M NOT WANTED--
YOU'RE FINE.

JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.

( whispering )
THAT'S YOUR COUSIN
HOWARD THERE.

- BE SURE TO SAY
HELLO TO HIM.
- Ben: WHAT'S THE SUITCASE FOR?

- WHAT'S THE SUITCASE FOR?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- ALL RIGHT, BENNY,

LISTEN TO ME.
I AM YOUR MOTHER.
I HAVE A SAY.

YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
FOR A CHANGE.

- HELLO, BARB.
- HELLO, HOWARD.

- YOU LOOK WELL.
- THANK YOU.

I DON'T WANT YOU
TO SAY ANYTHING
TO MY WIFE OR CHILDREN

ABOUT JOSEPH SMITH
OR OUR CHURCH LEADERS
OR CHURCH TEACHINGS.

IF YOU TRY
TO CONVERT ANY OF US
TO YOUR NEW BELIEFS

OR GET US TO READ
ANY UNAPPROVED LITERATURE--

OH, BEN, YOU'RE HERE.

OH, I'M SO GLAD
YOU CAME.

AND TEENIE, DARLING.
OH.

AND LOVELY SARAH.

OH, WELCOME,
ALL OF YOU.

WHY ARE YOU
ALL DRESSED UP?

- I'M ATTENDING.
- NO NO NO NO.

I SAID THE CHILDREN.
OH, YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME.

CINDY,
SHE MISUNDERSTOOD ME.
SHE MISUNDERSTOOD.

WOULD YOU
EXPLAIN IT TO HER?
CHILDREN, COME WITH ME.

COME INSIDE.
HOWARD, YOU COME TOO, HUH?

- COME ON, EVERYBODY.
- Sarah: MOM.

JUST A MINUTE.

MOMMY'S ON
A VERY SHORT LEASH.

NED'S CHILDREN
DON'T APPROVE OF HER.
SHE'S TOO LIBERAL

AND THEY HAD A FIT
WHEN MOMMY AND NED
WERE SEALED IN THE TEMPLE.

- THEY WERE SEALED?
- NED WANTED IT THAT WAY.

BUT MOMMY IS
SEALED TO DADDY.

WELL, NED WANTED
TO BE SEALED, SO SHE
WAS UNSEALED TO DADDY

AND NED'S CHILDREN DON'T WANT
NED TO HAVE TO SHARE VERA
IN THE AFTERLIFE.

SO THE LAST THING
MOMMY NEEDS IS TO HAVE
YOU GALLOPING AROUND

HAVING A LITTLE
POLYGAMIST MELTDOWN.
HUH?

NO, I'M STAYING.

WAIT ONE
COTTON-PICKING MINUTE.

SHE PACKED
A SUITCASE AND EVERYTHING.
I JUST FOUND OUT.

- What?
- Mom's making me stay.

You've got to
come get me, Dad.

Aunt Cindy and all
the gross relatives are here.

I DON'T WANT
TO GO WITH GRANDMA,
BUT MOM WON'T LISTEN.

SHE SAID I LOST
THE RIGHT TO MY OPINIONS.

- WHAT'S WRONG?
- BARB'S ABDUCTED
THE CHILDREN.

- SIT TIGHT.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, BEN.
- WE SHOULD CANCEL DINNER.

NO, THIS'LL TAKE
FIVE MINUTES.

( classical music playing )

Nancy:
AND I HOPE THIS TABLE'S
HAVING A LOVELY TIME.

BEN, YOUR MOTHER TELLS
ME THAT YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN THE AIR FORCE ACADEMY.

- NED'S A RETIRED COLONEL.
- I WAS, I'M NOT SO SURE
RIGHT NOW.

- Barb: OH, HE LOVES PLANES.
- WELL, IT'S NOT SOMETHING
TO BE AMBIVALENT ABOUT.

ARE YOU SEEING ANY GIRLS?
ANYONE SPECIAL?

YEAH. TWINS.

( Cindy laughs )

JENNIFER, I HEAR
YOU JOINED THE DRILL TEAM.

- THAT'S EXCITING.
- GOODNESS, THEY MUST BE

AT EACH OTHER'S
THROATS OVER YOU.

NO, THEY WANT
TO MARRY THE SAME GUY,
SO THEY'RE HAPPY.

- ( thuds )
- OW.

BENJAMIN, YOU'RE BEING
INTENTIONALLY PROVOCATIVE.

I THINK THE GOVERNMENT
SHOULD ALLOW US TO PRACTICE
OUR RELIGION OPENLY.

WELL, YOU CAN
SERVE YOUR COUNTRY
AND SERVE YOUR GOD,

BUT I GUESS IN YOUR CASE
YOU CAN'T DO BOTH.

Jennifer:
WE'RE SO GLAD TO HAVE
YOU BACK, AUNT BARB.

WILL YOU HAVE
TO BE REBAPTIZED?

I'VE TOLD EVERYONE
THAT YOU'VE LEFT BILL

AND ARE RETURNING
TO THE CHURCH.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU CAN'T TELL EVERYONE
I LEFT BILL.

WHY NOT? IT'S MY WEDDING,
I CAN SAY WHATEVER I LIKE.

OH. WELL, IT'S NOT
ABOUT BILL, MOTHER.

MAYBE IT WAS AT FIRST,
BUT I AM IN IT FOR ME NOW.

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
IT'S MADE YOU COMPROMISE
YOURSELF.

- WHO DOESN'T COMPROMISE?
- NO, IT MADE YOU
COMPROMISE YOURSELF

IN A VERY FUNDAMENTAL WAY.
THE SACRIFICE THAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO MAKE

- GOES AGAINST YOUR NATURE.
- I'VE WATCHED YOU SMILE

THROUGH 43 YEARS
OF MARRIAGE AND I KNEW
WHAT THAT SMILE COVERED.

- I ADORED YOUR FATHER.
- OF COURSE YOU DID.

I LOVED HIM AND THAT
MADE IT WORTH IT.

AND I LOVE BILL.

BUT I EXPECTED
MORE FROM YOU

THAN TO GO CRAWLING BACK
TO SOME POLYGAMIST
STONE AGE.

BUT YOU KOWTOW TO PATRIARCHY,
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES.

OH, I STRUGGLED
WITH THIS CHURCH--

TO OBEY IT
AND TO CHANGE IT.

I HAD YOUR AUNT GRETCHEN OVER
FOR THANKSGIVING DINNERS

BEFORE IT WAS EVEN ACCEPTABLE
TO TOLERATE HOMOSEXUALS.

THEN TOLERATE ME.
IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO.

I CAN'T JUST
TOLERATE YOU.

YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER.

I'M RESPONSIBLE
FOR YOUR ETERNAL SALVATION.

Hollis over speaker:
His involvement went
much deeper

than you could imagine.
He didn't just buy
the company,

he fed us
false information.

He led
our girls astray,

convinced people
to hogtie Miss Adaleen.

He told
our poor sister-wives

that their love
for your father could
be best expressed

by spilling his blood
to cleanse his sins.

HE TOLD THEM
TAKE MY FATHER DOWN?

He did.
He might as well have
pulled the trigger,

pitted us
against your father,

and stole out
from both of us.

His sins cry out
for blood atonement.

- Very truly yours,
Hollis Greene.
- ( clicks )

( salsa music playing )

I'M NOT UPSET
YOU DECIDED TO TAKE
OUR CHILDREN

TO A WEDDING WHERE
THEY'D JUST AS SOON SPIT
ON ME THAN LOOK AT ME.

I JUST WANNA UNDERSTAND
IF YOU PLANNED ON SENDING

- OUR SON AWAY
WITHOUT TELLING ME.
- YES, I DID.

MUST HAVE SLIPPED
MY MIND.

- WE'RE LEAVING.
- NO, BILL,

- I AM NOT LEAVING.
- YES, YOU ARE.

NO, I WANT TO STAY HERE.

HE'S DATING TWINS
FROM THE COMPOUND

WHOSE PRIMARY ASPIRATION
IS TO MARRY THE SAME MAN
BEFORE THEY TURN 17.

HUH! I'D SAY
WE'RE OFF THE RAILS.

IF OUR SON BELIEVES
HE HAS THE CALLING
TO LIVE THE PRINCIPLE,

I'M NOT GONNA FORBID HIM
FROM TESTING IT.

OF COURSE HE HAS
THE CALLING, HE HAS
NO OTHER INFLUENCES.

ARE WE GONNA FIGHT ABOUT
THE CHILDREN EVERY DAY OF OUR
MARRIAGE FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS?

DID YOU STEAL
WEBER GAMING FROM ROMAN?

- WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
- DID YOU?

WE WERE INTERESTED
IN THE SAME BUSINESS.
I WON.

- YOU'VE GIVEN UP EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW TO BE RIGHT.
- I AM BREAKING MY BACK

- TO CARRY THIS FAMILY.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GUIDING YOU ANYMORE, BILL.

WHO ARE YOU BECOMING?

IT'S A FORMAL-DRESS
WEDDING, BILL.

- HELLO, NANCY.
- YOU LOOK OLDER.

YOU HAVEN'T AGED A BIT.

WE TOOK YOU
INTO OUR HOME.

WE LOVED YOU
LIKE OUR OWN SON.

AND I'LL NEVER KNOW
HOW MUCH I BROKE
YOUR HEART.

- YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU NEVER WILL.
- I'M SORRY.

GET A JACKET, HUH?
YOU'RE HERE, YOU MIGHT
AS WELL STAY.

YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
WRECK MY WEDDING.

( sighs )

NED.

I'M SORRY ABOUT VERA.

- CONGRATS ON NANCY.
- YOU'VE SURE GONE AND
SCREWED UP YOUR LIFE.

YOU WERE ON THE PATH
TO BEING A SOMEBODY.

WELL, NED, I BELIEVE
I'M ON MY TRUE PATH.

HAVE YOU SEEN
BEN ANYWHERE?

- I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE
A NEW BUSINESS ENTERPRISE.
- THAT'S RIGHT.

CHURCH HAS COME DOWN
PRETTY HARD ON GAMBLING

THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS--
FOUR-SQUARE AGAINST IT.

IT DOESN'T SEEM
TO HAVE STOPPED US.

THEN WHY DON'T YOU USE
YOUR INFLUENCE TO LIFT
THE GAMBLING BAN IN UTAH?

IT WOULDN'T BE HALF
AS PROFITABLE IF IT
WERE LEGAL.

LISTEN... KEEP BARB
OUT OF YOUR BUSINESS.

MAKE MY LIFE EASIER.

NANCY IS TELLING EVERYONE
THAT BARB IS LEAVING YOU.

- CAN I HELP?
- NO NO, WE'RE FINE,
THANK YOU.

NO, LET ME--
LET ME HELP.

- DAD!
- WE'RE STAYING.

- WHAT?
- JUST TOE THE LINE, BEN.

- SHE PRACTICALLY KIDNAPPED ME.
- THE PRINCIPLE ISN'T A WEAPON
OF REBELLION.

SHOW ME YOU'RE MATURE
ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS,
EXERCISE DISCRETION.

LOOK. I KNOW YOU'RE
STILL ANGRY ABOUT BRYNN,

BUT STOP TORTURING
YOUR MOTHER.

I THOUGHT YOU TOLD BILL
YOU WERE BRINGING BEN.

LOOK AT THEM.
WHY CAN'T THAT
BE ENOUGH, HUH?

LOOK AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL
SARAH AND BEN.

WHAT'S WRONG
IN HIS NATURE THAT

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
FOR HIM?

MOM...

BILL LOVES ME
AND ACCEPTS ME
FOR WHO I AM.

THERE'S SOME ICE CREAM
IN THE CHEST FOR A LA MODE.

- ( phone ringing )
- UNCLE BILL...

CAN YOU REALLY SAY
THAT YOUR APOSTASY

HAS BROUGHT YOU
SERENITY AND JOY?

SHUT UP. WHAT?

SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED
TO JOEY AND WANDA AND KATHY.

THEY'VE BEEN TAKEN OUT
AND MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD.

THEY HAVEN'T BEEN MURDERED.
DON'T START.

Stop telling me
not to start!

LISTEN TO ME.

I THINK JOEY DID
SOMETHING CRAZY.

THE WORD AROUND HERE
IS THAT...

ALBY HAD KATHY
REEDUCATED.

- REEDUCATED?
- That's right.

KATHY GOT NABBED
BY ALBY.

JOEY WOULD HAVE BEEN
BESIDE HIMSELF WHEN HE
FOUND OUT ABOUT IT.

SO HE FOUGHT
FOR KATHY.

AND THEN ALBY
HAD THEM BOTH KILLED.

That's what happened.
I know that's what happened.

I'LL SEE WHAT
I CAN FIND OUT.
( beeps )

OH GOSH-- MARGIE.

I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THEY ARE, BILL.

YEAH, GLAD TO HEAR IT.
NOW, YOU WANT THIS DEAL,

START ACTING LIKE THE SHEPHERD
OF YOUR FLOCK AND FIND 'EM.

I HAVE NO INTEREST
IN HARMING YOUR FAMILY, BILL.

I KNOW DAMN WELL
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO NICKI.
KNOCK IT OFF!

Your U.E.B. seat is
hanging by a thread.

Bill:
HONEY, I'M SORRY.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
BILL, WE HAVE TO
LEAVE RIGHT NOW!

- WE'RE GONNA BE SO LATE!
- I KNOW, I CAN'T. I NEED
TO TAKE CARE OF THIS.

WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?

- IT'S HER MOTHER'S
WEDDING, MARGIE.
- GOOD.

- SO?
- WELL, I THINK
IT'S IMPORTANT THAT I STAY.

OH NO.

- DO YOU WANT TO TAKE
THE CAR AND GO YOURSELF?
- NO NO NO NO.

I'LL BE BACK AS SOON
AS I CAN.

- I'LL BE BACK, I'LL BE BACK.
- OOOH!

YOU TOLD.
I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL,

AND YOU TOLD.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

YOUR HUSBAND HAS
A MURDEROUS SOUL.

HE WANTED WEBER GAMING
SO BADLY, HE TRIED TO KILL
OUR FATHER TO GET IT.

HE HAD THE GREENES
PUMP THREE BULLETS
INTO PAPA'S BODY.

AND HERE YOU ARE,
LIVING THE HIGH LIFE
OFF THE PROFITS.

YOU'RE THE ONE
REAPING THE REWARDS--

HIS SELF-APPOINTED
SUCCESSOR.

YOU'RE A JOKE.

THE PEOPLE LOVE ME,
AND I LOVE THEM.

PAPA IS DYING, NICKI.

HIS LUNGS ARE FILLING.

IT'S A MATTER OF DAYS

BEFORE HE IS BECKONED
TO THE CELESTIAL KINGDOM.

SO PREPARE YOURSELF.

BILL DIDN'T DO WHAT YOU SAY.
HE WOULDN'T.

HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME
ABOUT MY HUSBAND?

IF YOU WANT
TO COME BACK TO US,

COME TONIGHT.

BECAUSE VENGEANCE WILL
RAIN DOWN ON THIS FAMILY.

IF YOU DON'T,

I HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS
OF YOU, NICOLETTE.

- Nicki: Margie, where are you?
- TRAPPED IN THIS STUPID CAR
LIKE A DOG.

PUT BILL
ON THE PHONE NOW.

- I can't.
It's happened again.
- WHAT?

BARB'S DECIDED IT'S TIME
TO CHECK OUT OF THE FAMILY

AND SHE'S TAKING
THE KIDS WITH HER.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

I'M GOING IN THERE
AND I'M TELLING HER

THAT IF SHE WANTS OUT,
IF SHE HATES US SO MUCH,
SHE SHOULD JUST LEAVE.

SHUT UP, MARGIE.
WHERE ARE YOU?

HER MOM'S
BIG-ASS WEDDING.

BILL STUCK ME OUT IN THE CAR
FOR OVER AN HOUR!

I'M GOING IN THERE.
FORGET IT.

MARGIE, DON'T MOVE.
JUST STAY PUT.

DON'T YOU DARE
GO IN THERE!

COME ON, KIDS.
GET THE LITTLE ONE.

( '60s dance music
playing )

WHY DON'T YOU WANT
TO GO TO SUN VALLEY?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

IT'S ON A LAKE.

WE HAVE A LAKE HERE.

DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN WE WERE LITTLE?

AND YOU AND ME
AND MOM AND DAD

WENT WITH GRANDMA
TO THAT HORSE FARM?

NO.

ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE
YOU'RE LEAVING?

NO.

DO YOU WANT ME HERE?

DO YOU WANT TO BE HERE?

I WOULDN'T HAVE
THROWN YOUR FAMILY AWAY
IF IT WERE MY CHOICE.

( song ends,
scattered applause )

( '50s ballad playing )

WILL YOU DANCE
WITH YOUR FATHER?

YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.

I WANT YOU
TO KNOW SOMETHING:

YOU CAN CONFIDE IN ME
ABOUT ANYTHING.

I MIGHT ACTUALLY
SURPRISE YOU.

ANY GUY WHO DOESN'T
SEE HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE
DOESN'T DESERVE YOU.

- DAD.
- I MEAN IT.

HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME
TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY?

I'M NOT TELLING YOU
HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE.

NO. DO YOU REALIZE
YOU HAVE NO CREDIBILITY?

THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU
CAN SAY TO ME

ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS,

OR LIFE,

THAT I WILL EVER
EVER LISTEN TO.

WAVE TO YOUR MOTHER.

EXCUSE ME, BARBARA?
MOTHER WOULD LIKE
TO HAVE A VISIT

WITH YOU AND DAD
IN THE FRONT DRIVEWAY.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( footsteps approaching )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Margie:
WHERE'S BILL?

ARE YOU LEAVING US
AGAIN, BARB? REALLY?

NO!
OH, YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

GO HOME.

I AM FINALLY MAKING
HEADWAY WITH MY MOTHER

AND THIS IS UNDERMINING
ANY CHANCE OF A RECONCILIATION.

BALONEY.
YOU TRUMPED THIS ALL UP

BECAUSE YOU'RE ANGRY
I'M HAVING DINNER WITH
LARRY AND SUSIE.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

NOT SO SURE, BARB.
NOT SO SURE.

- YOU'RE TAKING BEN AWAY?
- YEAH, TELL HER.

YOU DON'T APPROVE
OF BEN LIVING THE PRINCIPLE,
BUT WHAT ARE WE LIVING?

( sighs )
THIS IS MY FAMILY.

Margene:
THEY DON'T WANT YOU
IN THERE, BARB.

NICKI, WHAT--
WHAT'S GOING ON?

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
YOU CHOOSE BARB AGAIN
AND AGAIN.

WELL, LISTEN UP,
EVERYONE.

I LIKE THE WEBER PEOPLE.
THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE
AND WE'RE KEEPING IT.

- MARGIE, HUSH UP!
- JUST GO HOME.

ALBY CAME TO THE HOUSE.

I NEED YOU TO TELL ME
RIGHT NOW,

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT
THE GREENES WERE GONNA
DO TO MY FATHER?

- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
- DID YOU PUT THE GREENES

UP TO SHOOTING MY FATHER
FOR WEBER GAMING?

DON'T EVER QUESTION ME
ON THAT LEVEL AGAIN.

IT WAS BUSINESS.
I GOT STUCK BETWEEN THEM.

AND THIS DISCUSSION
IS OVER.

ALL OF YOU LISTEN
VERY CLEARLY:

WE ARE MOVING AHEAD
WITH WEBER GAMING-- TOGETHER,

AS ONE FAMILY,
IN HARMONY.

LISTEN, FOLKS,
KINDLY TAKE THIS LITTLE
HULLABALOO ELSEWHERE.

- SHUT UP, YOU.
- NICKI, THAT'S ENOUGH.

I WILL HAVE YOU
ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING.

- CINDY, GIVE IT A REST.
- ALL OF YOU, JUST STOP IT.

- NOW STOP IT AT ONCE.
- I'M SORRY. THEY'RE GOING.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO--
ALL OF YOU,

- RIGHT NOW.
- NANCY, DON'T DO THIS.

LET HER STAY,
WE'LL GO.

NO.

IT'S OKAY.
I'M GOING.

Bill:
HONEY, STAY WITH
YOUR MOTHER IF YOU NEED TO.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

CINDY, GO INSIDE.

- BUT--!
- BARBARA?

WHAT DID YOU
EXPECT ME TO DO? HUH?

I KNOW THIS IS
PAINFUL FOR YOU.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL SEE
YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE...

IF YOU'LL BE
WITH DADDY OR NED

OR IF I'LL BE
WITH YOU OR BILL.

BUT I KNOW...

THAT AT THE VERY LEAST,

I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU
IN THIS LIFE.

THIS IS YOUR ONE
BIG TEST.

( water running )

BILL?

WHAT?

- ( rattling )
- AH AH!

( screams )

- AH!
- IT'S OKAY.

( mambo playing )