All language subtitles for Big.Love.S02E10.The.Happiest.Girl.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.x264-AJP69_track3_[eng]

( theme music playing )

( birds chirping )

- ( child laughs )
- THROW IT HIGHER.

( chatting )

Adaleen:
THEY MUST HAVE
HAD A KEY.

THE MONEY WAS IN THIS
BOX UNDER THE COPIER.
NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE.

I WENT TO THE TESTIMONY
MEETING, I COME BACK
AND IT'S GONE.

- I ASSUMED
YOU MADE A DEPOSIT.
- ( telephone rings )

U.E.B., LURA SPEAKING.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

BRING ME ALL THE SIGN-IN
RECORDS FROM THAT DAY

AND THE SECURITY LOGS
FROM ALL ENTRY GATES.

- I WANT EVERYONE
ACCOUNTED FOR.
- MM-HMM.

WELL, THAT'S JUST IT.
SOMEBODY CAME IN

AND RIPPED US OFF.
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED.

WE NEED TO FIND THEM
AND SKIN THEM ALIVE.

I APPRECIATE IT.
THANK YOU.

THAT WAS THE HOSPITAL.
YOUR FATHER'S UP
AND TALKING.

- HE'S BETTER.
- Adaleen: OH...

THANK THE LORD.

WHEN BILL TOLD ME
HOW HAPPY JOEY SAID
YOU TWO WERE WITH KATHY,

I THOUGHT,
"I'M HAPPY TOO."

BUT THEN
I THOUGHT, "WAIT,

THEY CAN'T JUST
SHACK UP LIKE THAT."

- It's sacrilegious.
- DO YOU THINK WE'RE
MOVING TOO FAST?

NO, BUT IT'S GOOD THAT
YOU'RE FORMALIZING
THE RELATIONSHIP

WITH AN ANNOUNCEMENT
CEREMONY.

Okay, so Kathy's mother's
throwing the party

at her house at 7:00,

YOU'LL COME AND HELP ME
WITH THE BUFFET AT 4:00?

I CAN'T WAIT.
NOW LISTEN,

AS LONG
AS I HAVE YOU...

I'M GONNA HAVE SOME THINGS
SENT TO YOUR ADDRESS.

OKAY, WHAT KIND
OF THINGS?

JUST SOME THINGS
FOR ME AND THE BOYS THAT
BILL THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE,

YOU KNOW,
THAT WE NEEDED,

BUT BARB AND MARGIE,
SOMETIMES THEY GET JEALOUS,

SO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE BETTER TO HAVE
IT SENT TO YOU.

But you promise you'll
be here tomorrow at 4:00?

YOU BETCHA.

YOU'RE GROUNDED,
AND I FIND YOU SNEAKING
OVER THE FENCE.

YOU WERE WITH THAT GIRL,
WEREN'T YOU?

- WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU?
- I'M TRYING TO BE MYSELF.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT
BEING YOURSELF BY
BEING DISOBEDIENT.

- WHERE WERE YOU?
- I WENT OUT THIS MORNING TO
SEE IF I COULD TALK TO HER,

BUT SHE WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
YOU MADE SURE OF THAT.

- DON'T YOU SASS US.
- I'M JUST TELLING
THE TRUTH.

IF I FIND OUT
YOU WERE OUT ALL NIGHT--

I MIGHT WANNA HAVE MORE
THAN ONE WIFE, BUT YOU'RE
SO ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

- YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT.
- YOU THROW AROUND THE IDEA OF
BEING A POLYGAMIST PATRIARCH

- BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT PUSHES
YOUR POOR MOTHER'S BUTTONS.
- AND YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.

EXCUSE ME? YOU DON'T
SELECTIVELY CHOOSE WHICH
PARTS OF THE PRINCIPLE

YOU LIKE, YOUNG MAN.
IT'S A PACKAGE DEAL.

IT'S PLURAL WIVES
AND PLURAL MOMMIES.

ENOUGH. ENOUGH.

BEN, JUST GO
TO YOUR ROOM.

AND SHOW SOME RESPECT
FOR YOUR MOTHER.

AND IF I EVER CATCH YOU
SNEAKING OUT AGAIN,

I'M GONNA COME DOWN
ON YOU LIKE A TON
OF BRICKS.

- IF I SPOKE
TO MY MOTHER THAT WAY--
- I KNOW, NICKI,

JUST GIVE IT A REST.

IT'S THE BAR OWNERS
TRADE ASSOCIATION CONVENTION

AT THE WENDOVER ELITE
HOTEL AND CASINO.

OH, BARB, THEY HAVE
A SPA AND EVERYTHING.

( sighs )
HOW LONG WOULD
WE HAVE TO GO?

JUST AN OVERNIGHT.
WEBER GAMING CLIENTS
WANNA MEET THE NEW OWNER.

THEY'RE ALL WONDERING
ABOUT ME. I WANNA
REASSURE THEM.

COME ON, MAIDEN VOYAGE
FOR THE NEW VENTURE.

FACIALS
AND HOT ROCK MASSAGES.

BARB DOESN'T NEED
A HOT ROCK MASSAGE.
DO YOU, BARB?

MAYBE NOT, BUT SHE
COULD USE A LITTLE BREAK
FROM THE ROUTINE

AND A CHANCE TO SEE
THAT THIS BUSINESS ISN'T
ABOUT GUNS OR GANGSTERS.

LOOKS NICE.

HONESTLY,
I WASN'T JOKING, BILL,

WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T
FEEL COMFORTABLE

ANYMORE PRETENDING...
OUT THERE

- BEING THE PUBLIC WIFE.
- I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO PRETEND.

I'LL INTRODUCE YOU AS
MY WIFE, BUT IT DOESN'T
MEAN YOU'RE MY ONLY ONE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HONEY, THIS IS OUR CHANCE
TO DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY,

TO BE MORE OPEN
ABOUT WHO WE
REALLY ARE.

YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING THAT
WE JUST TELL EVERYONE
WE'RE POLYGAMISTS.

NOT NECESSARILY,
BUT AT LEAST IT'S
A MIDDLE GROUND.

- IT'S A START, BARB.
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.

- JUST SAY YOU'LL GO.
- WELL, IF WE'RE NOT
PRETENDING ANYMORE,

THEN WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE NICKI INSTEAD OF ME?

I DON'T NEED TO GO.

I'M HAPPY TO JUST
PULL MY WEIGHT HERE
AROUND THE HOUSE.

- LOOK, THERE'S A MANICURE-
PEDICURE SPECIAL.
- MARGIE, PLEASE.

NO, 'CAUSE I'M ASKING YOU
TO GET BEHIND THIS.

- AND WHAT IF I'M NOT READY?
- THEN I'M DISAPPOINTED.

THEN I GUESS
WE'RE BOTH DISAPPOINTED.

DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?

WHEN?

WHEN BARB SUGGESTED
HE TAKE ME INSTEAD?

- HE'S EMBARRASSED BY ME.
- NICKI, HE DIDN'T
LOOK LIKE THAT.

YES, HE DID.

COMPLETELY MORTIFIED.

SHE'S BEING SO STUBBORN.

IT'S HARD FOR ANYONE
TO ACCEPT CHANGE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MARGIE?
ARE YOU ON MY SIDE
OR HER SIDE?

I'M JUST SAYING
YOU COULD HAVE
ASKED ME.

YOU?

SEE, YOU DIDN'T
EVEN THINK OF IT.

WOULD YOU GO
IF I DID?

REALLY?

I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY
A BORING PROPOSITION
FOR YOU.

BORING? NO.
NO NO NO.

BILL, I'D BE FLATTERED.

I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU THINK BARB
WOULD MIND?

WHY SHOULD SHE MIND?

WELL, I DON'T THINK
SHE'D BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.

- AND WHAT ABOUT NICKI?
- NICKI SAID SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO GO.

HOW ABOUT IT?

- OKAY.
- OKAY...?

YES. YES!

- YES, YEAH!
- ( grunts )

WHEN AND FOR HOW LONG?

TODAY AT 4:00
FOR THREE HOURS.

- WHY?
- IT'S A PERSONAL AFFAIR,

A SMALL PRIVATE
CELEBRATION,

just a three-hour
front gate pass waiting
for me at the north entrance.

WILLIE, GO OUTSIDE.

PAPA'S WORKING.

BUT YOU'VE BEEN
BANISHED, NICKI.

NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

I'VE ONLY BEEN BANISHED
FROM THE HOUSE AND FROM
SEEING MAMA AND PAPA.

NO ONE SAID I WAS BANISHED
FROM THE ENTIRE COMPOUND.

IF YOU ATTEMPT
TO ENTER,

I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED.

ALBY, YOU CANNOT ROB ME

OF MY BIRTHRIGHT.

YOU CANNOT DISPOSSESS ME
OF MY HERITAGE.

JUST TWO HOURS, PLEASE.
PHONE IT IN.

You said you'd support me
at my testimony meeting.
You never came.

SO YOU LISTEN
CAREFULLY, NICKI.
IF YOU ATTEMPT TO ENTER,

YOU WILL BE ARRESTED.
YOU UNDERSTAND?

- I TRIED TO COME,
BUT WAYNE WAS--
- ( line clicks )

- WHAT?
- BILL ASKED ME
TO ASK YOU

IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND
LOOKING AFTER MY BOYS.

NO, BUT FOR HOW LONG?

TILL TOMORROW.
I'M GOING WITH BILL
TO WENDOVER.

- WHAT?
- WHAT?

MARGIE'S GOING
TO WENDOVER.

YEAH, BILL ASKED ME TO GO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
ASKED YOU?

IS THAT A PROBLEM?

Bill: MARGIE!

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

- HI. YOU READY?
- Margie: MM-HMM.

WELL, WE'LL SEE
YOU TOMORROW.

- Margie: YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
OKAY WITH THIS, RIGHT?
- OF COURSE.

OH, I LEFT
TWO SUITS UPSTAIRS

THAT NEED TO GO
TO THE CLEANERS.
THANKS. BYE.

THIS IS A DISASTER.

YOU'VE GOTTA
DO SOMETHING, BARB.

WHAT CAN I DO?

WE CAN'T HAVE MARGENE
REPRESENTING OUR MARRIAGE.

IT'S ONE HOTEL,

- IN NEVADA NO LESS.
- NO, IT'S THE PRECEDENT.

I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE
MARGENE, PUBLIC WIFE?

NO WAY. THIS IS NOT
HAPPENING TO MY MARRIAGE.

- NICKI, CALM DOWN.
- NO, YOU CALM DOWN!

I MEAN, THE NERVE OF HIM
TAKING HER OVER YOU OR ME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE BILL
IS SO FOOLISH.

AND HE WAS GOADING YOU,
PLAIN AS DAY.

AND HOW COULD SHE THINK
THAT SHE COULD EVER
FILL YOUR SHOES?

SHE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY OF THE UPPITY THING
GOING ON THAT YOU HAVE

THAT REPRESENTED US
SO WELL IN PUBLIC.

THERE'S NOTHING TO DO.

HOW WAS SHE LAST NIGHT?

AGITATED, PACING.

IT'S HER FOURTH NIGHT
WITH NO SLEEP,
BLESS HER HEART.

I DON'T WANT
ANYONE TO KNOW.

IF ANYONE ASKS,
SHE'S-- SHE'S DOING FINE.

OKAY?

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT
COULD'VE HAPPENED TO US.

- JOEY.
- YEAH?

I LOVE YOU AND WANDA.

( wailing )

Wanda:
Nicki, we can't
change plans now.

- STOP IT!
- We're doing it
at Kathy's house.

WANDA, THEIR HOUSE
IS DINGY AND TACKY,

JUST LIKE EVERYTHING
AT THAT COMPOUND.

( sighs )
THIS IS FAR TOO IMPORTANT

AN EVENT TO HAVE THERE.

I THINK WE SHOULD
HAVE IT OFF THE COMPOUND,

AT THE BANQUET ROOM
AT THE SILVER SLIPPER.

LOOK, I'LL CALL
BUD SCHOTT AND SET IT UP.

- WE CAN'T
AFFORD THAT, NICKI.
- Well, I can.

- AND WE'LL HAVE
SURF AND TURF.
- It's too extravagant.

ARE YOU
IN TROUBLE AGAIN, NICKI?

NO, THIS IS IMPORTANT
TO ME, WANDA,

TO DO GOOD THINGS
FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE.

JOEY STILL DOESN'T WANT
BILL TO KNOW.

WELL, I DON'T WANT BILL
TO KNOW, EITHER, OR BARB.

I'VE SAVED UP A LITTLE
IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY
JUST LIKE THIS.

You know, and Barb
can be pushy about
what I spend my money on,

but she doesn't need to know.
I can save up more.

I CAN BE VERY FRUGAL.

I'll make it
really nice for you.

IT'S CALLED
"CINDERELLA'S SLIPPER."

I LIKE
THE DARK BLUE ONE.

GET OUT.
WE'RE NOT TALKING TO YOU.

- WHY NOT?
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE
A RAT AND A LIAR.

LOOK. AUNT LAURA
WANTS YOU

TO GET SARAH TO COME
TO MY SURVIVORS' GROUP.

THEY'RE HAVING
A BIG EVENT FOR ME.

I'M THE LINCHPIN
IN BRINGING OLD ROMAN DOWN
AND ENDING POLYGAMY FOREVER.

I'M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE WITH YOU.

I HAVE TO PEE.

YOU'VE BURNT
TOO MANY BRIDGES, RHONDA.

I BET YOU'RE HAPPY
NOW THAT YOU CAN SEE
SARAH AGAIN, AREN'T YOU?

I MEAN REALLY HAPPY.

- I SEE THE WAY
YOU LOOK AT HER.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- I THINK YOU CARE
FOR HER TOO MUCH.
- OH MY GOD.

I KNEW WOMEN LIKE YOU
FROM THE COMPOUND.

- GET OUT OF HERE.
- I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?

NO, THAT'S TOTALLY
NOT TRUE.

IF IT'S SO NOT TRUE,
THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK
SO GUILTY?

LOOK, I WANT YOU
TO CELEBRATE MY INDOMITABLE
WILL TO SURVIVE,

AND IF YOU DON'T GET
SARAH TO COME,

I'LL TELL EVERYONE
YOUR REAL FEELINGS FOR HER.

AND EVEN IF IT'S NOT TRUE,
EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE IT

- AND YOU KNOW IT.
- YOU'RE HORRIBLE.

AND I DON'T WANNA STAY
IN THE SEWING ROOM ANYMORE.

I LIKE THIS ROOM.

THIS IS MY BEDROOM.

WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE, RAT?

I LIKE YOUR TOENAILS.

THEY'RE PRETTY.

( bell dings )

- ( car honking )
- Man on radio: "...shall be
much weeping and wailing

And gnashing of teeth."
Luke 13:28.

And woe unto those
who do not heed...

FILL 'ER UP THERE,
WOULD YOU, LOIS?

WELL, WELL,

LOOK WHO'S BACK
TO PUMPING ETHYL.

GROUND YOU ALL THE WAY
BACK DOWN TO DIRT.

AFTER 53 YEARS,

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
TO DEGRADE ME FURTHER.

HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE ATTENTION
TO THE WINDSHIELD HERE?

IT LOOKS
A LITTLE DIRTY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY NEW CAR?

CAME INTO A LITTLE BIT
OF MONEY

AND I FIGURED...

"WHAT THE HECK?"

YOU RANSACKED
MY HOUSE,

WENT THROUGH
ALL OF MY PAPERS.

YOU'RE LUCKY I WASN'T THERE,
'CAUSE I'D HAVE KNOCKED YOU
INTO NEXT WEEK.

- DIVORCE PAPERS.
- WELL, I'M NOT GIVING
YOU A DIVORCE.

WELL, I'M TAKING IT.

PAGE FOUR:

LIST OF COMMUNITY PROPERTY.

THERE AIN'T
NO COMMUNITY PROPERTY!

OH, YES, THERE IS!

WAIT. WAIT!

YOU GET NOTHING!

( bell dings )

Man on radio:
...to those that they might
likewise spread His word.

Man:
GOOD AFTERNOON, MA'AM.

GOOD AFTERNOON.

( coins clinking,
slot machine beeping )

BILL, REMEMBER
OUR HONEYMOON WHEN
WE HAD TO CUT IT SHORT?

NOW I GET YOU ALL
TO MYSELF LIKE THIS.

MAKES UP
FOR IT FINALLY.

THIS MEANS
MORE TO ME THAN
YOU CAN IMAGINE.

I LOVE WEBER GAMING.

I LOVE HOME PLUS TOO,
BUT I THINK I LOVE
WEBER GAMING MORE.

- NEXT PLEASE.
- CHECKING IN.

MR. AND MRS.
BILL HENRICKSON.

Man:
VERY GOOD.

COULD YOU MAKE THAT
THE HONEYMOON SUITE?

Alby:
WE THINK HE'D BE
BETTER OFF AT HOME.

THAT WOULD BE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

MY FATHER'S ELDERLY
AND DISORIENTED.

HE NEEDS
HIS FAMILIAR SURROUNDINGS.

HE'S BARELY OFF
THE CRITICAL-CARE LIST.

HIS HEART RATE'S
EXTREMELY ERRATIC.

- I'M A FULLY REGISTERED NURSE.
- FINE, BUT IF ANYTHING
GOES WRONG--

I'D BE IN IMMEDIATE CONTACT
WITH HIS PHYSICIANS
AND SURGEONS.

- WERE HIS
INFECTIONS TO BLOOM--
- OUR FAMILY'S DECIDED.

THE LONGER HE STAYS HERE
THE GREATER CHANCE

HE PICKS UP SOME
TRULY VIRULENT BACTERIA

THAT'S NON-RESPONSIVE
TO ANY ANTIBIOTIC.

WE'RE TAKING HIM
HOME NOW.

Nicki:
NO NO, THE CAKES
WILL BE DELIVERED

FROM LA RUE BAKERY
AT 5:30

AND THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN
AT 6:00.

IT'LL NEED ACCESS
TO A GENERATOR.

YEAH, AND I'LL HAVE
THE BAND FROM 6:00 TO 8:00.

AND I WANT A SIGN
OUT FRONT THAT READS

"HENRICKSON-MARQUART
PARTY,

HOSTED BY
NICOLETTE GRANT."

AND A SIGN
ON THE DOOR THAT SAYS
"BY INVITATION ONLY."

( silence )

MARGIE, I WANT YOU
TO MEET LARRY SCHOENFELD

LARRY'S STAYING ON
TO HELP US OUT OVER
THE TRANSITION.

I'M GENERAL MANAGER.
IT'S A PLEASURE.

PLEASURE'S MINE.
I'M SO EXCITED
TO BE HERE.

IT'S JUST A TRADE SHOW.

WELL, I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU CALL IT.
IT'S STILL FUN.

I MEAN, I'VE NEVER
GOTTEN TO MEET ANY OF BILL'S
ASSOCIATES AS HIS WIFE BEFORE.

YOU'RE KIDDING.
HOW DOES HE USUALLY
INTRODUCE YOU?

HE DOESN'T. I MEAN,
HE WOULD IF I EVER GOT
TO LEAVE THE HOUSE,

BUT I'M THE THIRD WIFE,
WHICH IS KIND OF HARD
BECAUSE I LOVE PEOPLE.

I LOVE TALKING
TO ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING.

- YOU THINK
THE CUSTOMERS WILL LIKE ME?
- I THINK YOU'RE...

A NATURAL.

IT REALLY MEANS A LOT
TO ME THAT I'M ABLE
TO PULL THIS OFF.

BILL AND I HAVE
TWO LOVELY BOYS.
WE'RE EXPECTING A THIRD.

I DIDN'T COME
FROM A VERY STABLE
BACKGROUND,

BUT I LOVE HOTELS.
I LOVE MOTELS TOO.

( cell phone rings )

- HELLO.
- Frank: You double-crosser.

- YOU AND JOEY SET ME UP.
- ( dog barking )

YOU GOT ME TO MARRY
THE WITCH SO YOU COULD
RAID MY ASSETS.

ALL THIS TIME,
YOU PLEADING POVERTY.

WHAT I POSSESS IS
NONE OF YOUR CONCERN

AND NOTHING YOU'RE EVER
GONNA GET YOUR HANDS ON.

- MAKING MA GO ON WELFARE?
- WE HAD RICHES OF THE HEART.

HEART?
THAT EMPTY CAVITY
IN YOUR CHEST?

THERE'S A REASON
A FATHER WOULD NEVER
EVER WANT A SON LIKE YOU

- OR YOUR PITIFUL BROTHER.
- Man: MAKE THAT DOG SHUT UP!

- AND WE ARE
NOT DONE HERE.
- ( gunshot )

- ( dog yelps )
- GO TO HELL.

( cell phone ringing )

- HELLO.
- LITTLE SISTER, WHY DO YOU
CAUSE SO MANY PROBLEMS?

I'm too busy
to deal with your
antics today, Nicki.

- WHAT?
- THERE'S NO PARTY
AT THE SILVER SLIPPER.

BUD SCHOTT JUST
CALLED ME TO TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON.

TOO LATE.
EVERYTHING'S ALREADY
BEEN DELIVERED.

AND YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME, ALBY.

If I want to host
a party off the compound,
it's my right to do so.

NOT WHEN IT INVOLVES
THE MARITAL AUTHORITY.

NOT WHEN IT INVOLVES
AN UNSANCTIONED UNION.

I'M THROUGH WITH THAT,
I'M THROUGH WITH YOU.

AND I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THE COMPOUND ANYMORE.

NO, ALL THAT'S
BEHIND ME.

AND PAPA'S
NOT EVEN DEAD,

THANK GOODNESS,
SO STOP GIVING
YOURSELF SUCH AIRS.

YOUR PARTY'S
BEEN SHUT DOWN, NICKI.

YOUR ICE SCULPTURES ARE MELTING
IN THE PARKING LOT.

Call your guests
and tell them it's off,

or they'll arrive
to find a restaurant
that won't allow them in

AND THE SAD
LITTLE HOSTESS

WITH EGG
ALL OVER HER FACE.

DID I TELL YOU
HOW FANTASTIC YOU WERE?

- YES, ABOUT FIVE TIMES.
- YOU ARE.

OH, BILL, MAYBE WE
COULD GET LITTLE GIFTS
FOR EVERYONE IN THAT SHOP?

THERE'S A SCARF
BARB WOULD REALLY LIKE,
A PAPERWEIGHT FOR NICKI.

WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YOU'RE MY LUCKY CHARM.

Man:
BILL?

BILL HENRICKSON.

- DICK.
- BILL, HELLO.

- MEREDITH, HOW ARE YOU?
- WE'RE DOING GREAT.
WE HEARD YOU WERE HERE.

WEBER GAMING.
BILL HENRICKSON,
WEBER GAMING.

- A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.
- IT'S A SMALL WORLD.

- Dick: WE BOUGHT A CHAIN
OF BARS A FEW YEARS AGO.
- BARS?

- SPORTS BARS.
- DIVERSIFICATION.

IT'S MORE ABOUT THE SPORTS
THAN IT IS ABOUT THE BARS.
WE CAN TALK BUSINESS.

- WHERE'S BARB?
- YEAH, WE HEARD
SHE WAS HERE.

Meredith: BILL HENRICKSON
AND HIS LOVELY WIFE.

HI.

NOT SARAH, IS IT?

- NO, NO.
- I'M MARGENE.

HEFFMAN.
MY SECRETARY.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

- SPORTS BARS?
- ( crying )

IT'S ALL PERFECTLY
RESPECTABLE, THAT'S WHAT
I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU.

I HAVEN'T SPOKEN
TO MEREDITH PAULSON
IN SIX YEARS.

WELL, THEY WERE
THE LAST PEOPLE
I EXPECTED TO SEE HERE.

AND THEY WANT YOUR MACHINES
IN THEIR ESTABLISHMENTS.

( crying )

POTENTIALLY,
IT COULD BE
A BIG CONTRACT,

AND YOU KNOW
THE PAULSONS' POSITION
IN THE COMMUNITY.

CAN YOU COME?

- ( Margene crying )
- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

FINE, EVERYTHING'S
FINE HERE.

MARGIE'S A BIT BLUE,
BUT CAN YOU COME?

WELL, TECHNICALLY,
IT'S NOT SO HARD, BILL,

BUT I HAVE TO SAY
IT'S A LITTLE BIT HARDER

- WHEN I START TO WEIGH
ALL THE CONSEQUENCES.
- BARB, IT'S THE PAULSONS.

WHICH MEANS
YOU'RE ASKING ME
TO LIE TWICE--

ONCE FOR OUR PERSONAL LIFE,
AND ONCE FOR YOUR
BUSINESS DEALINGS.

- I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO LIE.
- BUT YOU SAID

THE WHOLE POINT WAS
WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE.

DO I WISH I COULD
HANDLE THIS IN SOME
OTHER WAY?

Absolutely,
but for the life of me,

I can't think
of what that way
might be.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THIS TO ME.

- SHOULD I TALK TO MARGIE?
- SHE'LL BE FINE.

OH, NO, I WON'T.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.

WELL, I TOLD THE PAULSONS
WE'D TRY AND DO DINNER.

DINNER?
NOW THERE'S A DINNER?

MARGIE, WHY DON'T YOU GO
GET A MASSAGE IN THE SPA?

BILL? BILL,
I NEED YOU TO KNOW

EVEN IF I SHOW UP,
THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M
SIGNING ONTO WEBER GAMING.

FAIR ENOUGH.

I WILL NOT GO
FROM PUBLIC WIFE
TO SECRETARY

TO "GO GET LOST
IN THE SPA SO NO ONE
KNOWS YOU'RE HERE."

- ( beeps )
- WHAT'S GOING ON, BARB?

BILL NEEDS ME
TO COME TO WENDOVER.

I TOLD YOU
MARGENE COULDN'T CUT IT.

WELL, SOME OLD
L.D.S. FRIENDS SHOWED UP.

THEY HEARD BILL WAS
THERE WITH HIS WIFE.

GOOD, HANG HIM OUT
TO DRY.

I WOULD, BUT IT'S
WORTH A LOT TO US,
TO OUR FAMILY.

- YOU'RE GOING?
- YES.

FIRST HE ASKS YOU,
AND THEN HE JUMPS
OVER BOTH OF US

AND ASKS MARGIE
AND THEN HE COMES BACK
AND ASKS YOU AGAIN?

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD LET HIM
TREAT US LIKE THIS.

AND I AM NOT ABOUT
TO BRING HIS SUITS
INTO THE DRY CLEANER'S,

SO DON'T EVEN ASK.

HELLO, WANDA?
CHANGE OF PLANS.

WE'RE HAVING
THE PARTY HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT, HERE.

CALL EVERYONE
AND TELL THEM I'M HOSTING.

AL FRESCO.
OF COURSE I'M SURE.

I CAN DO
ANYTHING I WANT.

( laughing )
YOU'RE SO BAD.

OKAY, WE'LL COME
OVER THEN.

ME TOO.

BYE.

WE CAN'T GO TO SCOTT'S.

DEREK IS OVER THERE.
HE'S REALLY NICE.
YOU'LL LIKE HIM.

BUT WE HAVE TO
GO TO THE STUDIO.
WE SAID THAT WE WOULD.

- WE WILL, JUST RELAX.
- ( cell phone vibrates )

- IT'S MY MOM.
- DON'T ANSWER IT.

I HAVE TO.

- HELLO.
- Mrs. Tuttle:
Heather, where are you?

Rhonda says
you're keeping secrets.

PLEASE PUT SARAH
ON THE PHONE.

Now.

- HELLO.
- SARAH, YOU LIED
TO MY FACE.

YOU TOLD ME
YOU WERE COMING.

Now I am here
and Rhonda is here,
and we are waiting for you.

We want to take you
under our wing,

but you can't lie
and get what you want.

MRS. TUTTLE, I'VE BEEN
TO CHURCH WITH YOU TWICE

AND RELIEF SOCIETY.

IT'S A LOT
FOR NOT HAVING BEEN

IN SIX YEARS.

I JUST WANNA BE
HEATHER'S FRIEND.

Well, lying--
lying just jeopardizes

your relationship with Heather.
Don't you understand that?

( blues music playing )

Man:
ALL RIGHT,
TWO FOR ME TOO.

UMM...

TWO FOR ME.

DEALER TAKES TWO.

YOU HEARD ANYTHING
FROM REESE?

HE SAYS HE'S
ENJOYING RETIREMENT.

- THAT SON OF A BITCH.
- I'M IN.

IMPECCABLE TIMING.

PETE JUST BOUGHT
A HANDFUL OF BARS
DOWN IN COLORADO.

GENTLEMEN'S BARS.

YOU WANT A DRINK, BILL?

DON'T DRINK.

I'LL SEE YOU.

HEY, YOU KNOW HALEY
HAD A SHOOT TODAY.

WHO SHOT HER?

NEIL AND BEN
DOWNANDEATER.

I'M IN.

YOU WANNA RAISE IT?

NO, I'LL--
I'LL JUST SEE.

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT,
WHAT DO YOU GOT?

A COUPLE OF THREES.

ACES.

LOOK, BILL.
I'M JUST GONNA COME
RIGHT OUT AND SAY THIS.

I'M NOT ALL THAT CRAZY
ABOUT DOING BUSINESS WITH
A SQUEAKY CLEAN MORMON.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT CLEAN
WAS GOOD FOR BUSINESS.

- WHO SAID I WAS L.D.S.?
- YOU WANT A SMOKE, BILL?

I DON'T SMOKE.

GIVE ME THREE,
WOULD YOU?

( sighs )

I'M GOOD.

- THREE.
- DEALER TAKES TWO.

CLEAN'S OKAY.

IT'S SQUEAKY THAT'S BAD.

NAME YOUR VICE THERE, BILL.

LOOK, I DON'T PRETEND
TO KNOW YOU,

SO DON'T PRETEND
THAT YOU KNOW ME.

I'LL BET $500.

I'LL SEE THAT FIVE,
I'LL RAISE YOU FIVE.

MAN CAN ONLY BLUFF
SO FAR, HUH?

I'LL SEE YOUR FIVE...

RAISE YOU 1,000.

ARE YOU IN OR NOT?

( knocks on door )

HI, BARB.

MARGIE--
OH MY GOLLY.

YEAH, IT'S THE HONEYMOON SUITE.
BILL'S DOWNSTAIRS.

UM.

( clears throat )

- I GUESS I'LL
JUST WAIT FOR HIM.
- MM-HMM.

- YOU KNOW, MARGIE--
- BARB--

- GO AHEAD.
- NO, YOU.

WELL, I JUST
WANTED TO SAY

THAT THERE IS
NO REASON YOU SHOULD FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS.

- I DON'T FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE.
- OH.

- WELL, GOOD.
- I FEEL FURIOUS.

- AT ME?
- MM-HMM.

NO, BILL'S THE ONE
WHO CALLED, WHO SET
THIS WHOLE THING UP.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE
UP FOR THE HONEYMOON
I NEVER HAD.

YOU HAD A HONEYMOON.

NO, I HAD ONE DAY
BEFORE YOU CALLED BILL

AND MADE US COME BACK
BECAUSE YOU SAID TEENIE
HAD A FEVER.

SHE DID HAVE A FEVER.

I HAD TO TAKE
HER TO THE HOSPITAL
BECAUSE IT WAS SO HIGH.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
I THINK YOU WERE JUST UPSET,

AND SO YOU CALLED BILL
AND MADE HIM COME BACK,

AND IT COMPLETELY RUINED
MY ENTIRE HONEYMOON.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

NO! NO, I HAVE NOT
BEEN DRINKING.

AND IF I WANTED TO DRINK,
I CERTAINLY WOULD.

- I WOULDN'T LET YOU STOP ME.
- I THINK YOU'RE BEING
UNREASONABLE.

YOU'RE BEING UNFAIR,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING
A LITTLE UNKIND.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO COME JUST BECAUSE
BILL CALLED YOU, BARB.

WAIT JUST A MINUTE.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

YOU SAW HOW EXCITED
I WAS TO BE THE PUBLIC WIFE.
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

- WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
- JUST LAID OFF FOR ONCE, BARB!

JESUS CHRIST!
JUST FOR ONCE, LAY OFF!

( door opens )

BARB, YOU MADE IT.
HOW WAS THE DRIVE?

UH, IT WAS-- UH-HUH.

MARGIE?

JUST SHUT UP,
SHUT UP, SHUT UP,
SHUT UP, SHUT UP AND...

TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES.

( door slams )

COULD YOU HAVE HANDLED
THIS ANY WORSE?

SHE'S A MESS.
YOU SAID SHE WAS FINE.

SHE'S DISAPPOINTED.
SHE'LL GET OVER IT.

WELL, THAT'S
EASY FOR YOU TO SAY,

BUT SHE'S TAKING
IT OUT ON ME.

I ADMIT
I MISCALCULATED.

WELL, YEAH.
A BIT OF A SNAFU.

WELL, THAT'S WHY I APPRECIATE
YOUR COMING SO MUCH, BARB.
I REALLY DO.

SO, I GOT ANOTHER ROOM.

IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL.
IT'S GOT A GREAT VIEW.

YOU GO AND GET
CHANGED FOR DINNER,
AND I'LL TALK TO MARGIE.

A ROOM DOWN THE HALL?
NO, I DON'T THINK SO, BILL.

WELL, I CAN'T ASK
MARGIE TO MOVE.

- I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT.
- WELL, I DON'T THINK I CAN
STAY HERE WITH YOU.

MARGIE AND I ARE
STAYING HERE.

YOU'RE THE ONE
GOING TO THE OTHER ROOM.
END OF DISCUSSION.

Man:
WATCH THE LINE.

- ( Roman grunts )
- Man: THERE WE GO.

OH, GOD!

- THANK YOU.
- ( coughing )
HELP ME.

I WANT YOU
TO GO TO THE CLINIC
AND BRING MORPHINE.

MORPHINE AND VICODIN
TOGETHER, AND VALIUM.

WHAT ARE-- WHAT ARE
YOU DOING TO ME?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

THERE ARE
OTHER PAINKILLERS...
AND SEDATIVES.

BRING THEM ALL.

SIR, FRANK HARLOW
WANTS TO SEE YOU.

HELLO, THOMAS.

SORRY, MISS ADALEEN,
NO ONE'S ALLOWED
IN THIS ROOM.

YES, I THINK
THAT'S... WISE.

SORRY, MA'AM,
NO EXCEPTIONS.
YOUR SON'S ORDERS.

WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
HE DOESN'T MEAN ME.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

Margene:
Am I wrong?

Business or not,
I shouldn't be treated
this way, right?

WHAT ARE YOU
CRYING TO ME FOR?
I'M BUSY.

YOU KNOW, AT LEAST
YOU WERE ASKED.

This is how Barb always
treats you, and you're
just waking up to it?

I mean, it's no different
than how she treats
any of us.

IT'S HIGH TIME
BOTH BILL AND BARB

- TOOK MORE STOCK
OF US IN THIS FAMILY.
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK.

I am so sick of all this
first-wife-second-wife-
third-wife stuff.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THEY'RE BOTH SO FAKE
AND PHONY,

- and I hate it!
- ( doorbell chimes )

I've gotta go.
There's someone
at the door.

NICKI.

I'M JUST AN OLD HAND

THAT'S BEEN AROUND
FOR A LONG TIME.

BUT YOU, SIR...

YOU'VE GOT IT IN YOU.

IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME
IF GOD CHOSE YOU

TO BE OUR PROPHET.

YOU DON'T NEED ME,

BUT I COULD SURE HELP--

WARN YOU OF THE DANGERS.

WHAT KIND OF DANGER?

THREATS TO YOUR AUTHORITY;

CONSPIRACIES;

PLOTS;

MY TWO SONS;

BILL TRYING
TO APPOINT A TRUSTEE;

JOEY'S NUTTY WIFE
TRYING TO POISON YOU.

THEY DISGUST ME.

I COULD BE
YOUR EYES AND EARS.

YOU JUST HAVE
TO GIVE ME ONE THING.

WHAT?

KATHY MARQUART,

RON SCHLAUGHTER'S WIDOW.

SHACKING UP
WITH MY SON JOEY.

WHY DO YOU WANT HER?

SHE... APPEALS TO ME

IN A MOUSY
KIND OF A WAY.

I WANT THAT GIRL.

( footsteps recede )

- ( bell rings )
- Man over P.A.: All right,
pull back a little farther.

All right.
Right there,
that's good.

- I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME.
- WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.

- Can we get playback?
- THEY'RE BROADCASTING PART
OF THE SUPPORT GROUP,

AND THEN I'M
GONNA SING A SONG--
A SURVIVOR SONG,

PART OF MY QUEST
FOR JUSTICE.

I REALLY HATE YOU.

I JUST WANTED MY BEST FRIENDS
IN THE WORLD TO HEAR ME SING.

- AND APRIL WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU.
- SARAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

OH, WELL NOBODY
HAS TO DO ANYTHING,
BUT IT MIGHT BE NICE.

APRIL IS
AN INSPIRATIONAL WOMAN.

BOISE STANDARD NAMED HER
THE "MOST COURAGEOUS WOMAN
OF THE YEAR" IN 1993.

- SARAH, DON'T--
- SHUT UP,

OR I WILL TELL HER
THAT YOU WANT TO KISS
HER ON THE LIPS.

AND WHEN I SAW HIM,
I SAID TO DICK,

"I KNEW IT
WOULDN'T BE LONG

BEFORE BILL HENRICKSON
GOT INTO THE BAR BUSINESS."

I MEAN, AN ENTREPRENEUR
IS AN ENTREPRENEUR.

WE'RE REALLY NOT
IN THE BAR BUSINESS.

- NO, BUT GAMING AND BARS...
- GO TOGETHER.

THEY DO.
THEY GO TOGETHER, BARB.

SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING WITH YOURSELF

WHILE BILL'S
BEEN EXPANDING?

I'VE BEGUN
A GRADUATE DEGREE
IN SOCIAL WORK.

- REALLY?
- ( Margene cackles loudly )

- Meredith: SOCIAL WORK?
OH, THAT'S SO EMPATHETIC.
- OKAY, I WANNA WATCH.

AND ISN'T THAT
SO SUPPORTIVE OF YOU, BILL,

- TO PICK UP
ALL THE SLACK AT HOME?
- Barb: WE HAVE TO SAY

THAT WE REALLY
DIDN'T EXPECT

YOU TO BE IN
THE BAR BUSINESS,
MEREDITH.

- AND WHY IS THAT?
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHY.

- Dick: PRECONCEPTIONS.
- Meredith: PRECONCEPTIONS.
RIGHT, BILL?

YOU KNOW, THE IDEA
THAT JUST BECAUSE
WE DON'T DRINK LIQUOR

WE SHOULD STAY
OUT OF THE BUSINESS
OF SELLING LIQUOR.

WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT DICK SAYS--

"SAINTS CAN RUN A RACKET
BETTER THAN ANY GENTILE."

Dick:
ISN'T YOUR MS. HEFFMAN
SO LOVELY?

BARB TELLS ME
SHE FINDS SOME PEOPLE FEEL

THAT, WELL,
MAKING MONEY

OFF PRACTICES
THAT OUR RELIGION BANS
IS A BIT HYPOCRITICAL.

- "HYPOCRITICAL."
- BILL SAYS I SHOULD
LOOK AT THE MARRIOTTS.

EXACTLY. JUST THINK
OF THE HUE AND CRY

IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE
BARS IN THEIR HOTELS.

Bill:
WELL, I WAS REFERRING
TO THEIR ADULT MOVIES,

THE IN-ROOM PORNOGRAPHY
IN THEIR HOTELS,

AND YET THEY'RE
STILL STALWART PILLARS
OF THE COMMUNITY.

( Margie cackling )

( chuckles )

WHO IS SHE WITH?

OH, THAT'S LARRY,
OUR G.M.,

AND DAVE AND PETE
ARE CLIENTS.

OH.

- UH-OH.
- HI, I'M OFF THE CLOCK,

BUT THERE WAS
THIS ONE LAST MESSAGE.

OH.

- THANK YOU.
- MM-HMM.

- ( Dick chuckles )
- Meredith: WELL.

( Dick clears throat )

SO BILL,
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
ABOUT YOUR MACHINES?

VIDEO GAMING.

( cackling loudly )

Bill:
WEBER GAMING
DISTRIBUTES GAMES

IN SIX STATES--
UTAH, ARIZONA,
NEW MEXICO,

COLORADO, IDAHO
AND NEVADA.

- ( people chatting )
- ALL RIGHTY.

I'VE NEVER HAD
MEYER LEMON DIP BEFORE.

- YOU'RE SO GENEROUS, NICKI.
- I'M HAPPY TO DO IT.

I NEVER THOUGHT
THIS WOULD BE ME,

BEING HERE
DOING THIS,

ANNOUNCING OUR
INTENTION TO MARRY,

THREE SOULS TOGETHER
IN A WORLD LIKE THIS.

BUT WE DID.

SOMETIMES FAITH LEADS
US TO THE PRINCIPLE,

BUT MAYBE SOMETIMES
THE PRINCIPLE LEADS
US TO THE FAITH.

HUH?

- Ben: MY UNCLE IS JOEY.
- Girl: OH, KATHY
IS MY SISTER.

OH, SO IF YOUR SISTER
MARRIES MY UNCLE,

I GUESS THAT'LL
MAKE YOU MY AUNTS.

- THAT'LL BE NICE.
- THAT'LL BE NICE.

- WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?
- WE'RE IN 10th GRADE...

- 10th.
- ...BUT WE READ
AT A COLLEGE LEVEL.

- WE COULD BE
FRESHMEN IN COLLEGE.
- YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE?

UNLESS WE GET MARRIED.

- WE'RE GONNA MARRY
A RIGHTEOUS MAN...
- RIGHTEOUS.

- ...LIKE YOU.
- LIKE YOU.

COOL.

I LET MYSELF IN,

BUT THERE WON'T BE
ANY MORE GUESTS.

I HAVEN'T SANCTIONED
THIS UNION.

SHE'S SPOKEN FOR.

NO, SHE'S NOT.

OH YES, SHE IS.

YOU LISTEN TO ME, ALBY.
YOU WILL NOT RUIN
THIS FOR ME.

DON'T-- DON'T SAY
ANYTHING, NICKI.

YOU'VE BEEN BAD,

AND YOU KNOW IT.

YOU WERE ON THE COMPOUND
LAST WEEK-- THURSDAY.

YOU SIGNED IN AT 2:00,
YOU LEFT AT 2:45.

YOU WEREN'T AT MY MEETING.
YOU WEREN'T AT THE BIG HOUSE.

WHERE WERE YOU, NICKI?

WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

- YOU'RE A THIEF.
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

- YOU STOLE 60,000--
- I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY.
WE HAVE PLENTY.

WE HAVE
A NEW BUSINESS.

- WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS?
- A GAMBLING BUSINESS.

- GAMBLING.
- AND IT'S WORTH A TON
OF MONEY-- A TON.

WEBER GAMING.

LET'S GO.

- SIR?
- LET'S GO.

WE'RE SO GLAD
YOU CAME, SARAH.

APRIL SAYS THINGS
ARE HARDEST ON US,
THE CHILDREN.

- ESPECIALLY ON YOU.
- WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED
WITH MY FAMILY?

RHONDA, GO GET READY.

RHONDA SAID YOU WANTED
TO COME TO PARTICIPATE
IN OUR GROUP.

- RHONDA'S A LIAR.
- YES, SHE IS,

BUT THINK ABOUT THE LIES
YOU TELL EVERY DAY

TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY,
AND TO PROTECT YOURSELF.

I USED TO BE LIKE YOU,

SO SURE I HAD IT
ALL SQUARED AWAY.

IT WAS MY PARENTS,
NOT ME, RIGHT?

I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU,
IF YOU'LL LET ME.

I'M LEAVING.

I GOT TO KNOW
YOUR MOTHER, SARAH.

SHE'S A GOOD WOMAN
IN A BAD SITUATION.

BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE TO PROTECT HER.
I KNOW IT TEARS YOU UP.

ALL YOU WANT
IS A NORMAL LIFE,
BUT EVERY CORNER YOU TURN,

YOU SMACK INTO
THE CONSEQUENCES
OF HER CHOICE.

IT'S OKAY FOR YOU
TO SAY YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.

IT'S OKAY FOR YOU
TO LET GO OF HER.

DO YOU KNOW THAT?

TELL ME YOU KNOW THAT.

I WOULD LOVE IT
IF YOU WOULD STAY.

- THANK YOU, BILL.
- YOU BET, THANK YOU.

All:
GOOD NIGHT.

BYE.

Larry:
WE GO BACK-- WHAT,
HOW MANY YEARS?

- Peter: 15 YEARS.
WE USED TO GO FISHING.
- Larry: THAT'S RIGHT.

- Dave: SPENT A LOT
OF TIME FISHING.
- ( laughs )

- Peter: STARTING TO LOOK
LIKE THESE TWO GUYS.
- Larry: 15 YEARS.

- Dave: IS THAT
PLACE STILL THERE?
- I DON'T KNOW.

MR. AND MRS. HENRICKSON.

HOW WAS YOUR DINNER?

IT WAS NICE, MARGENE.

YOUR SECRETARY HERE
HAS BEEN TELLING US SOME
PRETTY INTERESTING STORIES.

ANYTHING ELSE TONIGHT,
MR. HENRICKSON?

YES. ARE YOU READY
TO GO UPSTAIRS NOW?

I'M SORRY,
WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?

I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY WIFE BARBARA.

- HI, PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
- Man: HOW ARE YOU?

AND OF COURSE, YOU'VE MET
MY OTHER WIFE MARGENE.

YOUR OTHER WIFE?

YES. HONEY?

SO WHAT DO YOU
SAY ABOUT RE-UPPING
WITH WEBER GAMING?

HOW MANY MORE WIVES
DO YOU HAVE, BILL?

JUST ONE.

SHE'S AT HOME
WITH THE KIDS.

WELL, WE'LL BE
TALKING TO YOU REAL
SOON THERE, BILL.

AND NICE MEETING
YOU, MA'AM, MARGIE.

GOOD NIGHT.

YOU OKAY?

NUTS?

NO, THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE BEING INTRODUCED
LIKE THAT

IS THE WORST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU,

AND I THOUGHT
IT WAS EXHILARATING.

I THOUGHT
IT WAS SABOTAGE.

EXCUSE ME IF I THINK
THINGS ARE MOVING
A LITTLE TOO FAST.

BARB, LET ME HAVE
WEBER GAMING.

YOU CAN HAVE HOME PLUS.

LET ME BE BILL'S WIFE
FOR WEBER.

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT ISN'T YOU.

IT'S NOT.

Man over P.A.:
Just a little more
to the left out there.

- Man £2:
TAPE IT DOWN HERE?
- Man £3: HERE WE GO.

- Man: Yeah.
- ( silent )

Woman:
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

IS THAT BETTER
A LITTLE LOWER?

Man:
Just a little
bit lower, yeah.

( people chatting )

Man £4:
OH, THAT'S BETTER.

Announcer on TV:
Welcome back to the program.

It's been our privilege

to have some very
unique individuals on.

And today we're lucky
enough to share another
one of them with you.

Our next guest
has a truly amazing
story to tell.

Her harrowing escape
from the polygamist confines
of Juniper Creek

has touched all of us.
But before we get
into her story,

ladies and gentlemen,
it's my great pleasure

- to introduce
Ms. Rhonda Volmer.
- SLEEP, PAPA, SLEEP.

- ( applause on TV )
- I'LL AVENGE YOU.

- HE'LL PAY.
- ( Rhonda singing on TV )

( groans )

( whimsical music
playing )