All language subtitles for Big.Love.S02E03.Reunion.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.x264-AJP69_track3_[eng]

( theme music playing )

( door buzzing )

AMEN.

ARE THEY FEEDING YOU
ALL RIGHT?

THESE LIGHTS ARE GIVING ME
A HEADACHE THOUGH.

WHY DID YOU TELL THEM
YOU DID IT, JOEY?

I MADE A DEAL
WITH ROMAN.

THERE'S A COMPANY
THAT HE WANTS TO BUY

AND HE NEEDS
A UNANIMOUS VOTE TO GET IT.

HE SAID HE'D END
THE INVESTIGATION,

THAT HE'D LEAVE
WANDA AND ME ALONE
IF I VOTED FOR IT.

- DID YOU?
- NO...

'CAUSE THE STATE
GOT INVOLVED.

JOEY.

WANDA CAN'T BE IN HERE.

SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT.

DO YOU REALLY WANNA
TAKE THE FALL FOR THIS?

ALL RIGHT,
LISTEN TO ME--

NO MORE DECISIONS
WITHOUT TALKING TO ME
FIRST, OKAY?

I ONLY SLIPPED UP
THE ONE TIME, BILL--
THAT'S ALL.

( knocks )

- MARGENE.
- ( knocks )

OH...

WELL, IT'S ALMOST 10:00.

YOU SHOULD BE IN BED
BY MIDNIGHT.

OH, I KNOW--
MOVIE NIGHT.

YOU ARE PREGNANT.
YOU HAVE TO GET INTO
A REGULAR SCHEDULE--

- MORNING.
- ( falters )
WHILE IT'S STILL...

...EASY TO FALL ASLEEP.

WHAT-- WHY AREN'T YOU
IN YOUR OWN BED?

TEENIE SHAKES HER FEET
AND KICKS THE WALL.

WELL, GET SOME
EARPLUGS.

I LIKE THE COUCH.

YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY SLEEP WORTH HAVING

SLEEPING
ON MARGIE'S COUCH.

YOU GOT BIRTHDAY CARDS
FROM GRANDMA LOIS
AND AUNT CINDY.

WHY DON'T YOU
OPEN THEM UP NOW?

I'M SAVING THEM
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

I'VE GOT CLASS,
BUT I'LL BE BACK
FOR BOOK CLUB AT 1:00.

HERE'S YOUR STENCILS.
START TRACING THE SHEEP.

( urinating )

ALL YOUR BROTHERS
COMING?

ALMOST.

DAVID'S STUCK
IN WYOMING.

RICK AND JESSE
ARE STILL IN EXILE.

THIS COURT CASE
NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

HOW INVOLVED
ARE YOU?

THEY COULD CALL ME TO TESTIFY
BUT IT CAN'T GET THAT FAR.

YOUR FATHER NEEDS
A VOTE FROM ME.

HE'S GONNA HAVE
TO WORK HARD
TO GET IT.

HE DOESN'T
LIKE TO BE BACKED
AGAINST A WALL.

I HAVEN'T SEEN
SOME OF MY FAMILY
FOR A LONG TIME.

JUST TRY AND ENJOY
THIS, OKAY?

- WHAT TIME IS DINNER?
- MAMA WOULDN'T SAY.

SHE THOUGHT THE FBI
WAS LISTENING IN.

( hissing )

GO ON, GET ON OUT OF HERE.

( radio playing music )

( baby crying )

( giggling )

HI, MAMA CINDA.

( laughs )
WELL WELL WELL.

- Nicki: THANKS
FOR THE GRAPEFRUIT.
- OH, YEAH.

NICKI.
THIS IS YOUR
AUNT NICOLETTE.

- Nicki: NO!
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- HOW'S MAMA?
- STAGE FOUR.

MAMA DEE.

- DEKE STILL IN JAIL?
- OH, SUCH RIDICULOUSNESS.

OF COURSE HE REGISTERED
HIS TRUCKS IN NEVADA

BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAPER!

THEY'LL DO ANYTHING
TO TEAR US APART.

UH, SHELLY!
PUT THAT SKIRT DOWN.

DID YOU BRING
THE POTATOES?

- THEY'RE IN THE CAR.
- OKAY, GOOD.

- I SAW A NEWS TRUCK
DOWN THE ROAD.
- UGH, THE MEDIA.

THANK YOU, ORLEAN ABBOTT
AND THE FBI'S MOST WANTED.

SO WHEN YOU'RE
DONE UNLOADING,

PARK YOUR CAR DOWN
THERE BY THE SHEDS.

THIS IS
AN EMERGENCY LANE.

OH, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR OWN TOWELS.

- WELL, SO NICE
TO SEE YOU, BILL.
- ADALEEN.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME?
OH YEAH, WHEN YOU BROKE IN
THROUGH OUR WINDOW.

OH, EVERYBODY,

IF YOU GO OUT
AFTER DARK, REGISTER.

WE'RE PUTTING OUT
NIGHT PATROLS IN CASE
OF A RAID.

SO BE CAREFUL.

LAST THING WE NEED
IS FOR SOMEONE TO GET
SHOT BETWEEN THE EYES.

RHONDA.

WHEN ADALEEN CALLED ME,
I WANTED TO DIE.

THREE DAYS
ON A DIRTY MEXICAN BUS,
YOUNG LADY.

AND YOUR FATHER--
LEFT ALONE IN CHIHUAHUA
WITH THOSE NASTY WOMEN...

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME.
- OH, REALLY?

NO ONE ELSE SEEMS ABLE
TO GET YOU TO DO
THE RIGHT THING.

- I WAS GOING TO DO IT SOON.
- WHEN?

BEING SEALED
TO THE PROPHET
IS A GREAT HONOR.

I KNOW.

SO YOU'D BETTER
STILL BE INTACT.

- ALL RIGHT.
READ IT BACK SO FAR.
- YES, SIR.

"DEAR SENATORS
OF THE REPUBLICAN CAUCUS:

ALTHOUGH
I AM IN AGREEMENT

THAT THE SACRED RITES
OF MARRIAGE HAVE BEEN
WEAKENED AND COMPROMISED,

I VIGOROUSLY DISSENT
ON THE WISDOM

OF A PROPOSED
CONSTITUTIONAL
AMENDMENT

DEFINING MARRIAGE
AS A UNION OF ONE MAN
AND ONE WOMAN."

UH, FINE.

THEN ADD,

"BY INCLUDING POLYGAMY

ON A LIST
OF DUBIOUS PRACTICES,

YOU TARNISH
A RELIGIOUS TRADITION

WHOSE ROOTS ARE TRACED

TO BIBLICAL FIGURES

SUCH AS ABRAHAM,

JACOB, MOSES,

DEFILING THEM

AS IMMORAL AND DIRTY."

( door opens )

YES?

( weakly )
IS NOW A BAD TIME?

WHAT IS IT, HONEY?

IT'S ABOUT
OUR STAY HERE--

WITH YOU AND BILL.

OH, UH...
GENTLEMEN, I'M SORRY.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE US
A MOMENT?

I GOT BILL
TO COME AND STAY
IN YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT.

OH, THANK YOU,
NICOLETTE.

I KNOW
YOU'LL HOLD UP YOUR END
AND SETTLE THINGS.

OF COURSE.

ANYTHING ELSE?

NO, PAPA.

THEN PERHAPS

YOU SHOULD GO
HELP YOUR MOTHERS
WITH SUPPER.

WELL, THANKS, PAPA.

Barb:
SHE WROTE, "I HOPE YOU KNOW
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOTHER
AND YOUR FAMILY."

AND SHE HASN'T ANSWERED
ONE PHONE CALL--
ONE PHONE CALL

SINCE THE MESS
AT THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION.

- THEY ALWAYS WORK
THE CHILDREN, BARB.
- Margene: DON'T YOU DARE!

IT FELT LIKE
PARANOIA AT FIRST,

- BUT 20 MESSAGES
WITH NO RETURN CALLS...
- ( Margene screams )

...IN ALMOST A MONTH
AND NOW THIS CARD?

( sighs )
IT'S NOT LIKE MY SISTER

NOT TO CALL
TO RUB THE SALT IN.
SHE'S SO--

- MEDDLESOME.
- IT'S ALL LARRY KING
AND ANDERSON COOPER'S FAULT.

THEY MAKE US LOOK LIKE
RETARDS AND PERVERTS--

OVER AND OVER
WITH THOSE WOMEN AND THEIR TEETH
AND THOSE SNEAKERS.

IF THEY COULD SHOW
JUST ONE NORMAL PLURAL
FAMILY FOR A CHANGE...

- THE GOOD ONES
ARE ALL CLOSETED.
- OH, THAT TERM.

- I KNOW. IT RUBS ME
THE WRONG WAY TOO.
- ( Margene shrieks )

( screams, laughs )

DID YOU TRY CALLING HER?

UH, 20 TIMES.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OWN
FAMILY WOULD EXPOSE US
LIKE THAT, BUT NOW--

YOU CAN'T
CALL HER ANYMORE.
I KNOW IT'S HARD.

IT'S THE NOT KNOWING.

HONESTLY, MY OWN MOTHER
TRIED TO GRAB MY KIDS.

SHE FOLLOWED RUBY AROUND
IN HER LEXUS FOR WEEKS.

- YOU JUST HAVE TO LET IT GO.
- ( Margene shrieks )

( splashes )

WHO'S OLDER,
YOUR BOY OR YOUR GIRL?

- ( mug bangs )
- EXCUSE ME.

- ( Ben yells )
- ( Margene laughs )

( softly )
LET HIM UP NOW.

BEN, YOU HAVE
HOMEWORK.

- I DID IT ALREADY.
- NOW.

YOU GOT A "C"
IN SPANISH.

OUT!

AND YOU HAVE
A NURSERY TO FINISH.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO

SSS-SPONGE BLOT
THOSE LAMB STENCILS, HUH?

YOU'RE SO BABY CRAZY, BARB.

LOOK AT YOU.

HE PUSHED ME IN.

( whispers )
WE NEED TO TEACH BEN
PRIORITIES, MARGIE.

( whispers )
OKAY.

THERE'S PLAYTIME
AND WORK TIME...

AND FRIEND TIME
AND FAMILY TIME,
HMM?

YOU KNOW WHERE
I'M GOING WITH THIS?

OF COURSE.

- YOU MISSED A SPOT.
- NO, I DIDN'T.

YES, YOU DID.

HOW MANY EARS
DID YOU GET?

JUST PUT IT
ON THE COUNTER.

- ( all laugh )
- Adaleen: THERE'S TOO
MUCH FAT ON THIS BEAST.

ALBY'S POISONING
MUST BE A STRAIN
ON YOUR MARRIAGE.

DID JOEY
REALLY DO IT?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I VOTE WANDA.
ARE YOU STILL
CLOSE TO HER?

- SHE'S A NUTCASE.
- EVIE!

WHAT IF THEY'RE ALL
CONVICTED?

YOU'LL HAVE TO CUT THEM
ALL OFF, YOU KNOW?
SO WILL BILL.

OH, I STILL NEED
20 LBS. OF SUGAR

FOR THE MORNING.

THE COMPANY
IS WEBER GAMING.

THEY DISTRIBUTE TOUCH-SCREEN
ENTERTAINMENT DEVICES

TO SIX STATES.

YOU MEAN
VIDEO POKER
MACHINES?

IS IT LEGAL?

- YES.
- IS IT MORAL?

SELLING POKER MACHINES
THAT LIVE IN BARS

THAT CAN BE SET
TO PAY OUT?

OUR OWN U.E.B.--
PROMOTING LIQUOR
AND GAMBLING?

WELL, LET ME FIND
THE MORALITY FOR YOU.

WE BLEED MONEY AWAY
FROM THOSE WITH UNHOLY
LIFESTYLES.

WITH IT,
WE SUPPORT OUR OWN.

THE PURCHASE PRICE
IS FAIR,

THEIR CLIENTS ARE FULLY
AWARE OF OUR BACKGROUND

AND HAVE SHOWN
NO HESITATION.

IT'S AN INVESTMENT
THAT WILL ENSURE
THE SECURITY

OF OUR COMMUNITY
AND OUR FAMILIES.

IF YOU'D LIKE
TO PLAY WITH ONE FIRST, BILL,

I CAN HAVE ONE BROUGHT DOWN
FOR YOUR PERUSAL.

( men chuckle )

ALBY.

A YAY OR NAY VOTE
ONLY PLEASE.

- YAYS?
- YAY.

NAY.

OH, YOU CAN RECORD IT.

WHY IS DISSENT
SO INGRAINED
IN YOUR NATURE?

YOU MADE A DEAL WITH MY BROTHER
BEHIND MY BACK.

OH, THAT'S YOUR
BROTHER'S STORY.

THAT'S MY VERSION OF IT.

DO YOU FEAR FOR YOUR
BROTHER'S SAFETY

IN THE SAME WAY
I FEARED FOR MY SON'S?

MY BROTHER IS
IN JAIL FOR A CRIME
HE DIDN'T COMMIT.

THIS INVESTIGATION IS
OUT OF MY HANDS, BILL.

I HAVE NO POWER
OVER THE STATE.

FIGURE IT OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT...

BRING YOUR OFFER
TO THE DINNER TABLE.

( sighs )

( dialing )

- ( ringing )
- AHEM.

- Girl: Hello?
- HI.

- IS THIS KIM LEE?
- Yes, ma'am.

IT'S AUNT BARB.
IS YOUR MOM HOME?

One minute, please.

( hold music playing )

She can't come
to the phone right now.
Can I take a message?

CAN YOU TELL HER--
CAN YOU TELL HER
IT'S IMPORTANT?

She says
she'll call you back.

CAN, UM...
CAN YOU TELL HER

THAT HER SISTER BARB
LOVES HER

AND NO MATTER WHAT
SHE'S DONE

OR WHAT SHE THINKS
I'VE DONE,

THAT WE CAN STILL
MAKE IT BETTER?

- Okay. Goodbye.
- ( dial tone )

WHAT?

( needle buzzing )

( rock music playing
on radio )

SO YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA LET BRYNN HANG OUT
AT YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE?

MY MOM
INVITED HER OVER.

ARE YOU STILL DOING
IT ALL WITH HER?

- NOT AS MUCH.
- WHAT--

I'M WORKING ON IT.
IT'S NOT THAT EASY.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S OKAY.
YOU KNOW, I GET IT.
IT'S NOT TOTALLY YOUR FAULT.

IT'S A LOT BECAUSE
OF OUR FATHER'S CHOICES.

ALL DONE.

DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD'S
LEADING YOU GUYS DOWN
AN UNRIGHTEOUS PATH?

NO. WHY?

'CAUSE I THINK
MY DAD IS.

WHAT'S HE DOING?

MOST PEOPLE BELIEVE
THAT YOU SHOULD ONLY
HAVE ONE WIFE--

SMOKERS, DRINKERS,
SEX, FAGS.

WHAT OUR DADS ARE DOING,
YOU AND I-- WE CAN'T HAVE IT.

THAT'S THEM.
I'M DOING MY OWN THING.

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW
THE THING IS, WE'RE STILL
SCREWED UP BY IT.

EVERY TIME I COME OVER,
MARGENE IS RUNNING AROUND

IN A SKIRT OR ROBE
OR WHATEVER.

ARE YOU COMPLAINING?

NO. YOU KNOW, SHE'S HOT,
BUT SHE'S YOUR MOM.

IT'S THE HOUSE THAT
YOUR DAD MADE FOR YOU.

- YOU GONNA SHAVE
YOUR HEAD NOW TOO?
- NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

- YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME
TOMORROW NIGHT.
- WHERE?

TO A VENUE IN MURRAY.
THERE'S GONNA BE
A COUPLE OF BANDS.

WE'RE GONNA GO HANG OUT.
YOU SHOULD COME AND YOU SHOULD
PLEDGE STRAIGHT EDGE.

YOU SHOULD MAKE IT
YOUR SECOND FAMILY.

NO DRUGS,
NO MEAT, NO LIQUOR,
NO CIGARETTES.

YOU CAN QUIT IT WITH BRYNN.

I CAN WORK ON BRYNN
ON MY OWN, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S NOT MY FOLKS, IT'S ME.
I'LL FIX IT, I PROMISE.

SAME ONE, SAME PLACE,
HALF PRICE.

- NO, THANK YOU, SIR.
- HE STILL NEEDS TO TAKE
THE PLEDGE.

OH, YEAH. HE'S LOOKING
OUT FOR YOU, FRIEND.
EIGHT YEARS.

THAT'LL BE 50 BUCKS.

WHATEVER YOU HAVE
TO SAY,

I WILL HEAR
WITH AN OPEN HEART.

I'VE PRAYED
TO BE WORTHY OF YOU.

AND I HEARD AN ANSWER
FROM THE HOLY SPIRIT--
THAT IT'S TIME.

YOU MUST BE CERTAIN...

THAT IT'S ABSOLUTELY
OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL.

IT IS.

AND I'M NOT JUST
SOME OLD RAKE TO YOU?

ANGELS WILL SING
FOR US.

HELLO?

MOM?

YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.

I'M RAE.

Man: HEY, BILL?

EDDIE?

- HONEY!
- WHAT?

- OH, SORRY.
- MM-HMM.

IT'S A NEW WIFE.
I'VE GOT TWO
AND HOLDING.

WELL-- HEY! HEY.

- HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
- OH, JUST A WEEK.

JUST TRYING OUT
MY NEW RIG.

IT'S GOT SATELLITE TV--
A POP-OUT--

AND A SOLAR BATTERY
RECHARGER.

AND I GOT
A FEW NEW THINGS
FOR YOUR MOM.

YOU KNOW, I FINALLY SOLD
THE WESTERN PRESS...

- AND THE RANCH.
- YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE
AN IDLE OLD RICH MAN.

- ( chuckles )
- HOW LONG ARE YOU
STAYING?

- A COUPLE
OF WEEKS, I GUESS.
- Lois: EDDIE?

IT'S GETTING LATE.

THEY'LL CLEAN OUT EVERY LAST
DOUBLE-LOAD DRYER.

LOOK, I'M NOT
GOING BACK DOWN
TO "WHOREVILLE" NOW.

I'LL ROLL
THE QUARTERS, BUT--

- BILL.
- "WHOREVILLE"?

YEAH, WE GOT
A LITTLE LAUNDROMAT

OFF THE INTERSTATE
IN A STRIP MALL.

IT'S NOT THE BEST PART
OF TOWN, BUT IT'S GOOD
FOR BUSINESS.

YOU DON'T WANNA BE
WHERE PEOPLE CAN AFFORD
THEIR OWN WASHERS AND DRYERS.

- YOU HAVE A LAUNDROMAT?
- YOU--

YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS
SOMETHING YOU SHOULD
HIDE FROM ME?

OH, HIDE?
( giggles )

OF COURSE NOT.

HOW DID YOU GET
THE STARTUP MONEY?

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I GOT A S.B.A. LOAN.

AND EDDIE
HAS BEEN ADVISING ME.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU GOT YOUR OWN
LIFE ELSEWHERE.

- BUT YOU LIED TO ME.
- DON'T YOU EMBARRASS ME
IN FRONT OF MY BROTHER.

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU
EVERY SINGLE LITTLE
THING I DO.

AND I GOTTA DEPEND ON MYSELF
FOR THE CASH DOUGH-RE-MI BUCKS

TO KEEP US AFLOAT.
( slaps )

- SO WHERE'S WANDA?
- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

WELL, YOU CAN'T LET HER
WANDER AROUND HERE
UNSUPERVISED!

I'M HERE TRYING
TO HELP JOEY!

STOP ATTACKING ME!

IT SO HAPPENS
THAT I'M SO WORRIED

ABOUT YOUR BROTHER
THAT I DON'T SLEEP NIGHTS.

RAE, OFF THE LEATHER!

YOU'RE WET, HONEY.
( sighs )

THESE MINE?

UM, YEAH.

- ( phone rings )
- WHAT IS THAT?

HANG ON.
WHO IS THAT?

- HELLO?
- IT'S MARGENE HEFFMAN.

- Margene?
- BARB'S SISTER-WIFE.

WELL, HOLY COW.

- ( whispers )
GO ON, SWEETIE.
- Excuse me?

I'm sorry.

WHAT GOES ON
BETWEEN MY SISTER
AND ME STAYS IN VEGAS.

IF THAT MEANS
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
YOU'RE WRONG.

WE'RE A FAMILY.
AND YOU AND I ARE
SISTER-IN-LAWS.

OH, WE MOST CERTAINLY
ARE NOT.

I know that you don't
approve of us,

BUT IF EVER A SISTER NEEDED
A SISTER, IT'S NOW.

AND I AM TELLING YOU,
BARB IS THE SWEETEST,

MOST-LOVING
AND SUPPORTIVE SISTER-WIFE

EVER PUT
ON THIS GREEN EARTH.
AND I JUST--

I LOVE HER SO MUCH,
SO MUCH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

- HOW OLD ARE YOU, SWEETHEART?
- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES
THAT MAKE?

THIS ISN'T JUNIOR HIGH
AND THESE AREN'T YOUR LITTLE
SLEEPOVER GIRLFRIENDS.

GROW UP AND NEVER EVER
CALL MY HOUSE AGAIN.

( beeps )

( marching band
music playing )

Adaleen:
EVERYONE, IT'S CALLED CURRY.

SO HERE'S WHAT YOU DO--
YOU GET YOUR PLATE,

YOU PUT YOUR
UNCLE BEN'S ON IT.

YOU THEN SERVE YOUR CHICKEN
WITH CURRY SAUCE.

YOU TAKE YOUR MANDARINS,

COCONUT AND PINEAPPLE
TIDBITS.

OKAY? ALL RIGHT.

IT'S DELICIOUS.

WHERE SHOULD WE GO?

Bill:
FRONT AND CENTER.

OKAY, HERE'S HOW IT GOES.
IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED

SO TRY TO FOLLOW ALONG.

I'M 32 OF 56 CHILDREN,

AND WHEN
I MARRIED ROMAN,

I BECAME
MY OWN STEPGRANDMA

BECAUSE MY FATHER MARRIED
ROMAN'S DAUGHTER BAYLEEN.

WOULD YOU
CARE FOR A BISCUIT?

- MOM TELL YOU
ABOUT RHONDA?
- WHAT NOW?

WE'LL HAVE
A NEW MOTHER
BY TOMORROW NIGHT.

THAT WOMAN.

DAD'S MARRYING DOWN.

DO YOU WANNA SELL
PINE NUTS ON THE SIDE
OF THE ROAD IN MEXICO?

DO YOU?!

GO ON, THERE'S STILL
A SPACE.

GO ON.

PASS THE SALT,
ROMAN?

STOP MAKING EYES AT PAPA.

YOU'LL NEVER BE
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL.

NO. I'LL LEAVE
THAT PRIVILEGE TO YOU.

SO, LITTLE JOSIE,
THAT MAKES YOU
MY STEPGRANDMA,

AND I'M YOUR STEPMOM.

AND WHEN I HAD ALBY,
HE BECAME MY GREAT UNCLE

AND I BECAME HIS GREAT
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER,

WHICH OF COURSE MAKES ME
MY OWN GRANDMOTHER.

BILL, I HOPE NICKI
PACKED YOUR BEST WHITES.

I DON'T TAKE
A VERY GOOD PICTURE.

I BOUGHT
MY WHITE DRESS,
MAMA.

GOOD, THIS MAY VERY WELL BE
OUR LAST FAMILY PHOTO

BEFORE WE ALL MEET UP AGAIN
ON THE OTHER SIDE.

FOR ALL WE KNOW,
JESUS COULD BE BACK
BY LABOR DAY.

AND AREN'T WE GLAD
MY DEAR SWEET SON

SURVIVED
THE VICIOUS ATTACK
ON HIS PERSON?

ANY WORD ON WHO
REALLY DID IT?

( fireworks exploding )

THAT IS A VERY SMART
APRON, ADALEEN.

- Man: COME ON, GET IT.
- ( girl barking )

- STOP BEGGING.
- GET IT.

I'VE CALLED
FOR A SECOND U.E.B. VOTE
TOMORROW AT 2:00.

IF YOUR FEELINGS
ON WEBER GAMING
HAVE CHANGED,

OUR FAMILY WILL LET
BYGONES BE BYGONES.

WELL, THE MINUTE
THE CHARGES ARE DROPPED,
YOU'LL HAVE MY VOTE.

THERE'S NOT MUCH
OF A CASE IF THERE'S
NO COMPLAINING WITNESS.

PAPA--

YOU WILL
CLEAR JOEY HENRICKSON
OF ANY LIABILITY

BY MORNING.

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO
TO THE MEEKER COURTHOUSE NOW.

YOUR MOTHER
WILL WRAP YOU A PLATE.

- YOU SHOULD LISTEN
TO YOUR FATHER, ALBY.
- DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

WE'RE HAVING
A LOVELY TIME.

- IT'S DISGRACEFUL.
- SON, CALM DOWN--

I WILL NOT DO IT.

YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
YOUR OWN SON'S WELL-BEING.

( man speaking on TV )

- I WON, OBVIOUSLY.
- YEAH.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SAVING THEM.

SARAH SAYS
GRANDMA LOIS PUT 100 BUCKS
IN HER BIRTHDAY CARD.

- OH, IS THAT TRUE?
- MAYBE.

Ben:
HOLY CRAP!

HEY, WATCH IT.

HERE YOU GO.
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD
GO HOME.

Sarah:
NO, IT'S SATURDAY.
STAY.

- IF YOU QUIT, DOOFUS WINS.
- ( Brynn laughs ) WELL,

I CONCEDE AFRICA
TO SARAH HENRICKSON.

WHAT DOES SHE
HAVE TO SAY?

UM, NOTHING.

NO MONEY.

THANK YOU,
MRS. HENRICKSON.
I HAD A GREAT NIGHT.

OH WELL, UM, COME BACK
FOR FAMILY HOME EVENING
ON MONDAY.

UM, 7:00?

UH, YEAH,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

AHEM. BENNY?

- I'M JUST GONNA
WALK HER OUT.
- OH, YEAH.

OKAY, BYE.

( laughing on TV )

Man on TV:
Your husbands
last girlfriend

called him on the phone
and said...

Roman:
ANYTHING YOU NEED?

NO, YOUR WIVES HAVE
MADE US VERY COMFORTABLE.

DID YOU EVER
WATCH THIS PROGRAM?

AFRAID NOT.

Where is your
dirty mind at?

You better not meet
nobody at a motel.

You best to give it all to me
and nobody else but me.

( chuckles )

- NEWLYWEDS.
- Bill: I'LL BE GONE
BY THE AFTERNOON.

IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE A DEAL,
IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN BY THEN.

ALL PROTESTATION
STAMPED OUT.

HAVE YOU MET MY YOUNGEST,
EMMETT GRANT?

I HAVEN'T.

ALL THESE FIGHTS
WE'RE HAVING, BILL,

OVER MONEY, BUSINESS,

WORLDLY THINGS,

DON'T LET THEM
CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT--

FAMILY IS FIRST.

ROMAN, FIX THIS THING.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

- WHAT?
- WHAT?

OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE.
WHAT ARE THEY'RE DOING NOW?

- NOTHING.
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO PROTECT HIM--

OR HER.
SHE'S KEEPING HIM UP
TOO LATE.

- SHE SHOULD
BE IN BED BY NOW.
- I'LL GO GET HIM.

( sighs )

( car passes )

HOW DID YOU KNOW
I WAS HERE?

YOU WEREN'T IN THE ROOM.

BARB JUST CALLED,

SHE WANTED
TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.

WHAT WERE YOU TALKING
TO MY DAD ABOUT?

TRYING TO SETTLE THINGS
FOR JOEY.

- DO YOU NEED ME
TO DO SOMETHING?
- NO.

NO, I'LL VOTE
FOR HIS DIRTY LITTLE
POKER MACHINES.

( sighs )

DO YOU EVER MISS
THIS PLACE?

SOMETIMES.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I'VE GIVEN UP HUNDREDS

TO LIVE IN THE SUBURBS
WITH 10.

DO YOU REGRET IT?

NO.

YOU KNOW I CAN'T BE
IN THAT PICTURE WITH YOU
TOMORROW.

YEAH, I KNOW.

COME HERE.

- ( whispers )
STOP.
- HUH?

BILL, COME ON.

- STOP.
- WHAT?

( car passes )

DO YOU THINK
A MAN SHOULD HAVE
TO LOVE A WOMAN

TO MARRY HER?

YES, AND THE
OTHER WAY AROUND.

( singing )

( bangs )

( panting, screaming )

- SHH-HH.
- ( whimpers )

PULL OUT A SUIT
FOR HIM.

YOU WILL GO
TO INTO MEEKER

AND CONFESS
THAT YOU CONSUMED
THE ANTIFREEZE YOURSELF

IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT
FOR ATTENTION.

JOEY HENRICKSON
AND HIS FAMILY WERE
YOUR SCAPEGOATS.

THE U.E.B. VOTE
IS TOMORROW AT 1:00.

THIS WILL BE
RESOLVED BY THEN.

THEY'LL TRY
AND KILL ME AGAIN.

BY REJECTING
MY HOLY AUTHORITY,

YOU THREATEN
YOUR OWN LEGACY,

YOUR WIVES,
YOUR PROPERTY AND YOUR
ETERNAL SALVATION.

CAPITULATE NOW.

( sighs )

Margene:
TENGO, TIENES,

TIENE, TENEMOS.

Ben:
TENGO, TIENES,
TIENE, TENEMOS.

( Margene snickers )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M MAKING A SWEATER
FOR BILL.

BUT IT'S A SURPRISE.
NOT A PEEP.

BEN, GO HOME
AND GET A SHIRT ON.

- WE'RE STUDYING.
- BEN!

GO!

YES, MA'AM.

WHAT?

SARAH SAW YOU AND BEN
UP AT MIDNIGHT.

- NO WAY.
- ALL RIGHT, THEN ONE
OF YOU IS LYING.

YOU AND I NEED
TO GO SHOPPING.

GET ME WHEN
YOU'RE READY.

WHAT DID I DO?

WHAT DO YOU THINK
SHE'S SO MAD AT YOU ABOUT?

Margene:
I don't know,
I didn't do anything.

THEN GO OUT WITH HER,
MAKE HER BUY YOU LUNCH
OR SOMETHING.

- Just call her for me,
get me out of this, please.
- ( both silent )

MARGIE, I CAN'T
COME BETWEEN YOU AND BARB.
YOU KNOW I CAN'T INTERCEDE.

HOLD ON, HERE'S NICKI.

LISTEN TO ME, MARGIE.
I'M SURE YOU'RE INNOCENT,

BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
WHAT SHE THINKS YOU DID.

She's blaming me for Ben
getting a "C" in Spanish.

WHAT? NO, THAT IS
NOT A SHOPPING-TRIP
OFFENSE.

IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING
MUCH MUCH WORSE.

- NOW WHAT DID YOU DO?
- I don't know.

She's never
taken me shopping before.
She's making me go.

YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO BE OFFENDED--
THEY ARE HORRIBLE.

JUST USE THE IT'S-DIFFICULT-
BEING-THIRD-WIFE LINE.
SHE CAN'T STAND IT.

Oh, Nicki, I don't know.
Just please come home.
I don't want to go.

Nicki:
RELAX, DON'T BACK DOWN.
SHE SMELLS WEAKNESS.

NOW GO.

BARB?

I'M NOT GOING
SHOPPING WITH YOU.

IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANNA SAY TO ME,

YOU CAN TELL ME
RIGHT NOW.

MARGIE, WE'RE GOING
TO DILLARD'S.

GET READY. NOW!
WE'LL PICK OUT A NICE
SWEATER FOR BILL.

NO. I KNOW
I EMBARRASSED YOU

BECAUSE I WAS LOUD
AND YOU HAD A BOOK THING.

WE SHOULD
HAVE GONE INSIDE.
I'LL BE STRICTER.

I WANT BENNY TO GET IN
TO THE ACADEMY TOO, I DO.

I'M SORRY.

THERE.
THE END.

NO, THAT'S JUST
ONE LITTLE THING.

WHAT THEN?
IS IT YOUR SISTER,
THE PHONE CALL THING?

- WHAT PHONE CALL THING?
- NOTHING! I--

I'M NOT GONNA GO.
I'M NOT GOING.

IS IT THE SPRINKLER THING?

NO! THAT'S NOT IT EITHER.
GO PUT ON SOME PANTS
AND GET IN THE CAR.

WHY ARE YOU DOING
THIS TO ME?

FINE, MARGIE.

I FEEL YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH BEN IS INAPPROPRIATE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
INAPPROPRIATE?

IT'S BLATANT.

( sighs )
HOW DO YOU THINK
IT LOOKS TO OUTSIDE EYES?

WHAT CONCLUSIONS
DO YOU THINK THEY DRAW?

LIKE--

YES.

DO YOU THINK THAT TOO?

LOOK, LET-- LET'S JUST
GO TO THE MALL AND GET
AN ORANGE JULIUS.

HOW COULD YOU SAY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT--

ABOUT ME AND BEN?

THAT'S SO DISGUSTING.

I'VE JUST BEEN TRYING
TO BE A GOOD MOTHER,

- TO MY BOYS-- TO YOURS.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST--

- DISCU-- LET'S JUST
KEEP OUR VOICES DOWN.
- AND NO!

YOU'RE WRONG!
AND YOU'RE GROSS.

AND THAT SWEATER THING
WAS MY IDEA, NOT YOURS--

JUST LIKE THE NURSERY.

KNIT YOUR OWN SWEATER,
BOSS LADY!

MARGENE.

( knocks )
OPEN THIS DOOR!

( sighs )

Wayne:
MOTHER BARB!

( softly )
WAYNE, GO INSIDE.

YOUR MOTHER'S
UNDER ROMAN'S THUMB HERE--

AND FRANK'S
WHEN HE BOTHERS TO SHOW UP.

YEAH,
BUT A LAUNDROMAT?

IT'S EASY TO RUN.
IT'S LOW ON LABOR.

IT COULD BE HER ROAD
TO INDEPENDENCE.

AND I'LL WATCH OUT
FOR HER.

DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE.

CALL ME IF YOU NEED
AN ACCOUNTANT.

THIS IS
A POPULAR MACHINE.

I SEE THEM ALL OVER
ARIZONA.

WHEN WAS IT THAT GAMBLING
WENT FROM BEING A SIN

TO JUST ANOTHER FORM
OF ENTERTAINMENT?

( beeps )

( beeping continues )

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP.

THAT'S BROWN, ALBERT!
WHITES ONLY.

( chuckles )
GET YOUR WIVES
TO DRESS YOU PROPER.

- HOW'S PAPA TODAY?
- I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
- I'M THE VICTIM HERE.

YOU AND BILL
AND OUR FATHER ARE
THE ONES WHO ARE IN GUILT.

GET OVER IT.
YOU DIDN'T DIE.

SO IT'S ONLY OUR FATHER
WHO HAS THE MORAL FIBER
TO FEEL HIS GUILT.

GO PLAY MAKE-BELIEVE
WITH YOUR WIVES
OR I'LL SCREAM.

PAPA IS THE ONE
WHO DID IT.

WHEN RHONDA CAME BACK
FROM YOUR HOMES,

SHE TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT
BARB'S LITTLE CEREMONY.

HE CALLED THEM.
HE PUBLICLY EXPOSED
YOUR FAMILY,

PUT YOU IN HARM'S WAY
WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT.

YOU'RE A LIAR.

I WENT TO THE STATE POLICE
LIKE PAPA TOLD ME TO.

I TOLD THEM ALL ABOUT
THE DEAL HE'S TRYING
TO MAKE WITH BILL TODAY

TO COVER UP
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

I TOLD THEM BILL
WAS HERE RIGHT NOW.

THERE WILL BE NO PEACE
HERE TODAY--

NOT AT MY EXPENSE.
A MESSAGE FOR YOUR HUSBAND:

THERE ARE REPERCUSSIONS

FOR ROBBING A MAN
OF HIS DIGNITY.

DON'T DO THIS, ALBY.

REMEMBER THAT I WAS
KIND TO YOU TODAY.

I WARNED YOU THE POLICE
ARE ON THEIR WAY.

( rock music playing
on radio )

EVER KNOCK?

I SAW YOU
LAST NIGHT

BEFORE I CAME
AND GOT YOU.

BENNY,

REMEMBER SUNDAY SCHOOL
WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS BETTER

TO SEE YOUR SONS
AND DAUGHTERS COME HOME
IN WOODEN BOXES

THAN TO HAVE THEM
GIVE UP THEIR CHASTITY?

DO YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO HELL?

I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK SO.

BUT I'M NOT
MOM AND DAD.

JUST BE CAREFUL.

( dialing )

( ringing )

HEY. WHERE ARE YOU?

Jason:
What's wrong?

I WANNA GO WITH YOU
TONIGHT.

Look, you can't just
be a tagalong, Ben.

Okay?
If you can't condemn it,
then you condone it.

If you can't quit it all,
then you're part
of the problem.

This is for real.

I KNOW.
I WANNA GO WITH YOU

CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP?
PLEASE.

All right, get ready.
No crayon colors or no
school t-shirts.

And nobody finds out
where we're from.

Okay?

NICOLETTE?

MY, YOU'RE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL
IN THAT WHITE DRESS.

( sobs )
PAPA.

HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

- DID YOU DO IT?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU MEAN.

DID YOU EXPOSE BARB?

MY FAMILY?

WHO TOLD YOU THIS?

WE DON'T LIVE HERE
ON THE COMPOUND.

WE'RE NOT PROTECTED
LIKE YOU ARE.

WE CAN ALL BE PUT
IN PRISON OR WORSE.

AND PAPA--

NICOLETTE...

YOU WILL NOT GO
SPREADING FALSE RUMORS.

UNDERSTOOD?

( gasping )

( sobbing )

- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- WE HAVE TO LEAVE.

- I CAN'T. I HAVE
THE U.E.B. MEETING.
- NO, BILL, NOW!

WHY? TELL ME.

ALBY TOLD THE STATE POLICE
ABOUT YOU AND PAPA'S
COVER-UP

AND THEY'RE
COMING HERE NOW.

( marching music playing )

Adaleen:
GET IN THE BLEACHERS,
PLEASE,

ACCORDING
TO YOUR FAMILY LINE.

- BLEACHERS--
- DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW?

WHY AREN'T YOU
DOWN THERE?

COME ON.

- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- WE'RE LEAVING.

YOU WILL BE
IN THIS PHOTO.

THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S
COME ALL THE WAY
FROM DENVER.

- LOOK AT ME, YOUNG LADY.
- NICKI!

- WHAT'S WRONG?
- NICKI, STOP, JUST TALK.

ALWAYS A SCENE,
ALWAYS TROUBLE.

ONE DAY YOU'LL REALIZE
THE IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY

AND WON'T IT
BE JUST TOO LATE?
SHAME SHAME SHAME!

THE STATE POLICE ARE
ON THEIR WAY HERE
RIGHT NOW.

YOU WANNA USE THAT TONGUE?
USE IT ON YOUR SON.

( coughing )

Photographer:
LOOK HERE.

( sirens wailing )

CAN I HAVE A MINUTE
WITH YOUR MOM?

DRAMA?

I'M NOT SORRY
I DID IT.

GOOD FOR YOU, MARGIE.

- THEN YOU'RE PAYING
TO REPLACE THE GRASS.
- NO.

YOU WERE WRONG.

I KNOW BEN AND I ARE
ONLY FIVE YEARS APART.

AND I-- I AM ATTRACTIVE.

I JUST AM,
BUT I'M HIS MOTHER.

AND I KNOW THAT.

I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT.

HE GOT BEAT UP
AT A CONCERT WITH JASON.
DID HE CALL YOU?

- WHAT HAPPENED?
- HE'S...

JUST HAVING
TROUBLE FITTING IN,
FINDING HIS PLACE.

HE CALLED ME
AND I PICKED HIM UP.

MOST KIDS WOULD
HAVE JUST HIDDEN IT
FROM THEIR MOMS,

- BUT HE CALLED ME.
- WHERE IS HE?

HE-- OH,
HE'S CLEANING UP.
HE'S FINE NOW.

I'M JUST SAYING...

MAYBE I'M CLOSE
TO HIM IN A GOOD WAY.

HE NEEDS YOU.

BUT MAYBE HE NEEDS ME
LIKE A THIRD MOM TOO.

HE HAS TO SLEEP
IN HIS OWN BED
FROM NOW ON.

( steps approaching )

- BENNY.
- YES, MA'AM.

- ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH.

( sighs )

I'LL TELL HIM.

- ( beeps )
- Don: Hello?

- I NEED YOU TO COME IN
TO WORK TOMORROW.
- WHAT'S WRONG, BILL?

I'M THINKING
ABOUT PULLING THE PLANS
ON THE THIRD STORE.

WHAT HAPPENED UP THERE?

WHAT IF THERE WAS A WAY
WE COULD TAKE THE PRESSURE
OFF OUR FAMILIES?

FROM ALL THE HIDING WE'VE
HAD TO DO TO PROTECT
THE STORES?

HIDING IS PART
OF OUR LIVES.

Maybe,
maybe not forever.

WHAT IF WE COULD
PURCHASE A COMPANY

WHOSE CLIENTS DIDN'T MIND
THAT WE'RE POLYGAMISTS?

- WHERE WOULD WE FIND THAT?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
VIDEO POKER MACHINES?

EXCLUSIVE DISTRIBUTION
IN SIX STATES?

I DON'T KNOW
THAT I'M COMFORTABLE
WITH GAMBLING, BILL.

Times are changing, Don.

LET'S FACE IT, WE DON'T HAVE
THE SAME OPTIONS OPEN TO US
OTHER BUSINESSMEN HAVE.

THIS COULD BE
OUR INSURANCE POLICY.

IN CASE THESE PUBLIC
EXPOSURES CONTINUE,
WE'D BE SAFE.

OUR FAMILIES
WOULD BE SAFE.

I NEED TO THINK
ABOUT IT.

THINK ABOUT IT.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

I'M HOME.

( doorbell rings )

( country music playing )

( music continues )