All language subtitles for Below Deck Mediterranean - 9x06 - Running Aft-er Time

Previously on
"Below Deck Med"...

Primary is Brittany Brauer,
former fashion model.

Best friend is Trishelle.

Brittany'’s got a
long list of dislikes.

Mine'’s definitely dry.

Give her a shot of tequila,
she'’ll be fine.

What'’s the plan?
You gonna come back, or?

Sadly, this is all you guys.

Captain, that'’s tender
away with all guests.

What the [bleep]?

Do you want to
focus on setting out the table

and I'’ll try and,
like, distract them?

Absolutely.

I just cut my finger.

Jesus.

- Do you like him?
- I thought you liked him.

I do.

Stop identifying me.

You never go
for the guy

your supervisor
is interested in.

- Did they hook up?
- Yeah.

You give zero [bleep]s
breaking girl code.

Just by the bar here.

Let me make decisions in
terms of where things go.

Would that be okay?

It was like this
very awkward vibe.

Like, not nice vibe.

I think I'’ll try
and speak to her.

I felt like it was belittling.

Belittling?
Are you----ing kidding me?

I'’m sorry, this victimhood
needs to stop.

That'’s it.

Bri, I'’m sorry.

Your lack of experience shows

in you not being aware
how a boat works.

So you'’re,
"oh, you'’re belittling me."

There'’s a chain of command.

Sometimes you just make me
feel dumb and it hurts.

Well, maybe that'’s your
own insecurity

that you feel about yourself.

I never said you were dumb.

Don'’t come at me with no
goddamn bullsh-- anymore.

I'’ve had it.
I'’m done.

I'’ve had it.

I don'’t know.

She'’s on some power trip

and I feel like she
has something against me

because I hooked up with Joe.

She doesn'’t listen to me.

Whether she realizes it or not,

both Aesha and I
are her supervisors.

My feelings are valid.

But if she doesn'’t want
to hear about my feelings,

then that'’s her feelings.

I can'’t invalidate those.

Are you sweet for us
to start breakfast?

Yeah, let'’s do it.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Just going to start
walking a few things up.

That'’s it for now.

Lobster eggs benedict coming,
but it needs to be hot.

What I'’ve learned from
the last charter

is I don'’t want to
put out cold eggs.

My egg is completely cold.

I'’m so sorry.

So I'’m going to make these
eggs benny nice and fresh.

I still think my job is
definitely on the line.

So no complaints, please.

No complaints, please.

How was your dinner?

Fabulous.

- It was good.
- Everything was so good.

So we'’re going to
haul anchor at 11

and then go to our
next destination.

And our next destination is...

A very cool place.

I don'’t want to take it away

because Aesha'’s going
to tell you all about it.

Okay.

Put the cutlery on
before you go out,

so it doesn'’t look
like we forgot it.

Okay, copy copy.

Perfect!

When you want, you can go
and sit down

and we'’ll keep bringing
some stuff up.

Wonderful.

Mmm.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Can you do water and juices?

Yes.

All right, we'’ve got
your lobster benedicts.

- Oh, my gosh, look at that.
- That looks good.

Fabulous.

And there'’s some extra
lobster there.

This is delish.

- All right?
- Yeah, son.

So today we'’re going
to go to Moni Island.

There is a little cave there.

You have to swim through
this little hole in the cave.

I don'’t have to go
under the water

because peacock doesn'’t
like the water.

No, can you swim okay?

- I can.
- Yep.

Marsha'’s attitude,
I really, really love.

- Want to try that?
- Grazie.

Oh, we'’re not in Italy,
we'’re in Greece.

But do you imagine
putting that much effort

into how you look every day?

Oh, my God, I feel
exhausted looking at her.

I couldn'’t do it.

Like for 90,
I look pretty damn good.

Jono, they love the benedict.

Wonderful.
Thank you.

- What'’s going on?
- What'’s going on here?

Did you hurt yourself?

I'’ve just got so many cuts.

I know.

What'’s going on with this
Bri sleepover situation?

You see, I don'’t know.
I don'’t know.

All I know is I'’ve got
to put a mattress on me floor.

She'’s just creating drama
for no reason.

She'’s just going out of
her way to be like,

"oh, I'’m a victim."

Nobody has done anything to you.
Shut the [bleep] up.

Get to work, get your bed.

There'’s nothing to do with me.

I don'’t know.

Deck crew, deck crew.

You can start
hauling the anchor.

You can start hauling
the anchor.

Copy.
Starting to haul.

Brittany, I want to know more
about this charity fashion show.

And this is for autism?

- Autism Speaks, Yes.
- I can help.

- I would love that.
- Yes?

100%.

You'’re good to go.

I'’m going to start
flaking the chain.

Thank you very much.

Piece of sh--.

So I think I will send you
and Gael on the tender.

No problem.

That'’s good, but I'm good.

- Yeah.
- No, it is good.

It'’s really good
for your skin.

I'’m going to have to hire
a new plastic surgeon.

- Hey.
- Hi.

I'’m sorry.

This Bri situation is
getting out of control.

She'’s sleeping on a freaking
floor in the boys'’ cabin.

Again?
Oh, my God.

Yes. She'’s telling me
I'’m belittling her.

- Are you?
- I am not.

I am not that person.

- I will not stand for that.
- Yeah.

That'’s where
I draw the----ing line.

Yeah.

I know it'’s hard, but you both
need to just get on with it.

Yeah.

And we can sort it
after the charter.

Yeah.

Bri and Ellie just have
this annoying rivalry

that is circling around Joe.

You know, when people are
emotionally distracted,

it'’s not like you can discipline
them out of their emotions.

This is going to be way easier
if I just come down here.

Just somebody telling me
I'’m belittling her.

- That'’s like, I cannot do it.
- Shh.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

Put on your game face and
let'’s focus on the guests

that are paying a
lot of money to be.

- How are you?
- Good.

Yeah, you have a good sleep?

Yeah.

One, two, three,
four, five, six.

I need exercise.

Were you finished with this?

Yeah.

Should we get ready?

I'’m gonna go get dressed.

- Aesha.
- Yeah?

See that slit in the cave?

I can'’t anchor there, but
that'’s where you're going.

Is that where they'’re going?

Oh, wow. Nice.

Yeah, so Ellie'’s going to go
because of my thumb situation.

- Sorry.
- No worries.

Good morning.

Tomorrow'’s drop-off day.

My bet'’s on drama.

- Drama?
- Yeah.

Yeah.
I don'’t think it would be us.

I feel like if we do fight,

I can fight it out
and get over it.

I'’ll be over it after an hour.

Yeah, I think you
and I are the same.

Hi, Ellie.
Are you good to go?

Yeah.

By the way, Bri
has also mentioned

that she'’s been fired
from boats before

for causing too much drama.

Really?

On my last boat, I was going
through personal sh--.

It affected everyone,
so I had to go.

I'’m sorry that we're in charter
and we can'’t deal with it.

I know.
We have to focus on the guests.

- Yeah. Thank you.
- 100%.

You can drop the anchor.
Five shackles in the water.

Copy that, Cap.

Green in the water.

Chain is up and down.

Great, we'’re all set.

Deck team, get the tender
tied up on the stern

and start filling it with
everything we need

for the cave excursion.

Once you guys leave,

we'’re gonna start putting
everything in the water.

Copy, thanks.

As soon as you'’ve
sorted laundry out,

I need to send you on break.

- Just take two hours for me.
- Okay.

I'’ll give you a proper one.

Mama!

No.

Because I feel like
I'’m saying the wrong stuff.

Standing up for myself
is very scary.

I went to boarding school
and they just had, like,

a way of making me feel small.

We got hierarchy
drilled into us.

Whoever was above
you in terms of age,

you would have
to wait at a door,

even if the person was
100 meters away.

Otherwise, you'’d be bullied.

Just remember you'’ve got your
mother'’s love with you.

Thanks, Mama.

Oh, my God, I love the glasses.

Thank you.
I'’m waiting for this.

Guests are all in
the main salon.

I don'’t know what's
taking them so long.

The dock'’s in the water.
We'’ve got to be faster.

Hey, the guests can'’t walk
down with us like this.

- Get these in the water.
- Okay.

This isn'’t what
we do on charter.

And the fact that Iain
is in charge

and he hasn'’t caught this,
that is not okay.

So I got told that we'’re putting
them on the platform

and then we'’re doing a
platform and then jetskis.

No, put them in.

Thanks, Cap.

Iain, Iain, please come
to the swim platform.

- On my way.
- Yeah.

So we'’re putting these
in before we put the...

Never can that look like that.
Ever.

This is the guest area.

Okay.

So get that in the water now.

Yeah.

And you can load the tender
from the docks.

My plan was just to get them off
the boat as quick as possible

and then just set up.

But then obviously she didn'’t
like how the docks looked.

Smile and just say, copy.

Copy.

You guys ready? Come.

I go, oh, I was right.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It needs to come around.

There we go.

Put you to sleep.

Guests are pretty
much ready to go.

- Copy.
- Push.

I'’ll have to twist it, bro.

Put it down.
Okay, tie it off.

Nice and tight
on your side, Joe.

There we go.

That'’s fine.
This one'’s good.

All right.
I'’m ready to get this going.

I wanted to load
the guest and tender,

which is having that alongside.

But captain didn'’t want that.

Hey, we got to move.

The guests are, like, waiting.

We will never board
by the swim platform.

And we'’ve got to
be faster at this.

- Copy.
- It'’s charter three.

What'’s taking so long?

I'’m ready to go
swim in a cave.

Coming up...

I can'’t have you sleeping
in the boys'’ cabin.

She has completely different
times in comparison.

Yeah, but that'’s yachting.

If you guys can'’t sort
your sh-- out,

I'’m going to have to make
some sort of changes.

We'’ve got to move.

All right, deck crew, we'’ve
got the guests on the aft deck.

Uh, the guests you can come.

ing hell.

I wish I could come.
I'’m really bummed.

All righty, there we go.

Uh, Iain?

Just waiting
for the guests?

Would you want us to
tell them to come down?

Go and get them.

Hey, guys.

When everyone is ready, you guys
are more than welcome to board.

Ellie will be with you,
she'’ll take care of you.

So I just put glasses
and the chips in one bag

- that has no ice.
- Yep.

And then the water and
the wine is in another bag.

- Together.
- Okay, thanks, Aesh.

- No worries, have fun.
- Woo!

- Have fun.
- See you later.

Bye-bye.

Iain, I want to
get quicker at this.

I just had a different
plan in my head,

and then you came
and changed it.

Yeah, well,
your plan wasn'’t working.

Those always go in first
before you do anything else.

Let'’s go with
the system that works.

Cool, copy.

- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

I'’m going to hold off here.

Gael will get you all
sorted with the equipment,

and off you go.

Okay, snorkels.

We'’re being divas.

Cool, let'’s go do jetskis.

Okay.

Growing up, I was a
slightly different kid.

Being half Asian
wasn'’t the cool thing.

I don'’t think it helped that
I was slightly socially anxious.

And I think that gave me
a lot of identity issues.

I was always in my head about
what people thought of me.

It wasn'’t until a lot later in
life, when I started yachting,

I found that being underwater
was the first place

that made me feel safe and made
me be at peace with myself.

Enjoy yourselves.

We'’re working on it.

Awesome, man.
Thank you.

Ow! Sh--! Ow! Sh--!

Not the makeup!

Save the hair!

Not the makeup!

Okay.

Ah!

- Welcome to the party!
- Yeah!

First of all, it'’s a pleasure
to have all of you in my home.

Yo.

If I'’d been doing
it the correct way,

I probably would have been
told to do it a different way.

100% dude.

When you'’re getting like a
talking to, just smile.

Smile and wave, boy.

- Nice, nice, nice.
- Nice one.

Here comes the old folks!

You'’re coming down on the boom.

You want to go down?

Thank you, Nathan.

Yo.

How are you going today?

Feeling confident.

I like the menu.
I hope they like it too.

That was dangerous.

- You farted?
- Yeah.

I also did a stinky one
just there like two seconds ago.

- Like egg-y.
- Yeah.

Bri, Bri, can you please
make me in the upstairs pantry?

Yes.

What is wrong with us?
Oh, girl.

Eww.

How was that?

Did the guests like it?

Mm-hmm.
It was nice.

I overcame something
I was uncomfortable with.

The water?

Yeah, I was like,
I'’m going to push through.

- I just wanted to talk to you.
- Yeah.

Because Ellie mentioned to me,

I don'’t want to get
into all

what you guys
are fighting about,

because it'’s not
the time on charter.

And you got to
sort your sh--.

But she mentioned that you slept
in the boys'’ cabin last night.

- Yeah.
- Why are you doing that?

Um, because it was just fun.

Like, I did it because
I was supposed

to be sleeping in the galley

because I just needed
my own space.

And then just before I
fell asleep, Joe was like,

well come, sleep on the floor,
I have an extra mattress.

And I was like, okay.

I literally went to bed
laughing, let'’s do it again.

Are you doing it like to prove
a point to Ellie,

- or are you...?
- No.

I tried saying
something to her,

but she didn'’t
want to hear it.

Yeah.
Oh, God, I'’d hate that.

Yeah, I reckon squash
that just for charter

because I think it'’s at
the point now

where it will just,
like, fire her up again.

And I can'’t have you
sleeping in the boys'’ cabin

because we'’re on trip.

You'’ll be affecting their
sleep and their routine,

and it'’s not fair on them.

- You could have told me.
- Blegh, no.

No, no, you don'’t do that.

I understand.

I know.

Well...

But then again, like,
it is also annoying,

like, when we'’re sharing,

she has completely different
times in comparison to me.

Yeah, but that'’s yachting.

If you guys can'’t
sort your sh-- out,

then I'’m going to have to
make some sort of changes.

I can'’t have you guys
fighting all season.

I understand.

I have to make
some sort of changes.

- I want a happy environment.
- I know.

- I want you guys getting along.
- I know.

So we'’ll sort it
when charter'’s finished,

'’cause it is affecting work,
and I just can'’t have that.

- Okay.
- Okay?

I'’m so sorry.

All good, we'’ll sort it.

- Okay.
- Cool?

Yeah.

Yay!

Look at me, I'’m drinking
a beer, and so cool.

Copy. Nathan and I will
be standing by.

Go, go, go.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sweet!

Can I take your towel?
Thank you.

- Welcome back.
- How are you going?

Are you taking
those down for us?

Yes!

So, Ellie, she works in
the interior, right?

- Yes.
- I hope she was okay.

She struggled, I think, a
little bit, but she was fine.

- Yeah.
- She was a trouper.

- Like, I was proud of her.
- Yeah.

- Go!
- Woo!

Primary just went
down the slide.

I was just gonna,
like, get on a noodle.

Yeah, get a noodle?
Sure.

Check the crew mess.

And when we put something
in the dishwasher,

- we'’ll try to rinse it.
- Yeah.

Ooh!

A bit chillier?

Yeah, a little bit colder
than earlier.

Oh!

So, you guys, did you
all model together?

- I'’m not a model.
- Oh, stop it! You'’re lying.

I'’m too short.

Good job.

Make me happy.

Starting to clean up.

- Did you have a nice rest?
- Yeah.

All right, I'’m gonna go down.

Just keep an eye on the guests.
They'’re pretty chill.

Okay.

And then just make sure
everything'’s pulled for dinner.

Cutlery, plates,
napkins, everything.

- Deco, everything.
- Yeah.

Copy.

Guest on the jetski.
Guest up on the jetski.

Copy, copy.
Please keep eyes on them.

Roger that.

Hey, this was Ellie'’s one.
It was in Gael'’s drawer.

It'’s not that----ing hard
to look at people'’s initials

and put them in the right place.

Where?

I have to deal with a lot of
- ing laundry, actually.

And people haven'’t been
labeling their stuff properly.

Look, it'’s right here.

Okay, I didn'’t see that.

Yes, I do, I do.

I don'’t have a polo now.

- No.
- Do you know where mine is?

I'’ll give a look.

It'’s very scary stuff.

I'’ll give it to Ellie.
Okay.

Can I look in your cabin and
see if you'’ve got mine?

- I'’ll go.
- Yeah?

- Right now.
- Thank you.

- You killed it.
- You mean it?

See how the wave
runner'’s in their way?

Yeah.

So what you need to do,
a long line,

you clip the wave runner'’s on
the line.

On the one line?

Yeah, so move those wave
runners out of the way.

I should bring out coasters.

- I'’ll grab one out.
- Is that crew mess clean?

Spotless.

That'’s all good.
All good in the hood.

So that you can just
clip them on.

I was going to do that
first and then every

three, one, two,
three meters.

I'’ve definitely gained
a lot more confidence

since I'’ve been here.

I always want to be
treated as an equal.

Or die trying.

On my last boat, I was carrying
a big, heavy block of metal

and it slipped straight
out of my hands

and came crashing down, taking
all the skin off my ankle.

I got 16 stitches
and the skin graft.

It was a rough time
because

I couldn'’t prove myself
to the men.

I don'’t want to just be good.

I want to surpass expectations.

What'’s so funny, deckhand?

Your accent.
It'’s so lovely.

I just wanted to confirm
with you about dinner.

What time would be
better for you?

- Do you want to do 8:30?
- Let'’s do 8:30.

8:30?

Nathan, great job on
the crew mess.

Cheers.

Just when you wipe the tables,

make sure you get
the cloth or microfiber

because you can still
see all the wet marks.

Sweet, microfiber
on the tops.

- Thank you.
- No worries.

Okay, so...

- Okay.
- Thank you so much.

I feel like my job
definitely depends on me

getting along well with Ellie.

So aye, aye, second stew,

like whatever
Ellie wants, I will do.

I don'’t even know where
I put my evening dress.

Okay, so sorry, just got off,
um, but good luck.

Kill it, go be a great engineer.

I don'’t know.

But you'’re going
to kill it, okay?

Love ya.

Don'’t know where it could be.

Let us know maybe when you
want to finish with this.

But I think we'’re done.

- Perfect.
- Thanks, man.

No problem at all.

So, what'’s everyone doing?

Um... blowing up balloons,

getting ready for
setting up tonight.

- Amazing.
- Yeah.

- Sparkling for you, ma'’am?
- Oh, yeah.

- There we go.
- And still, for you.

- Thank you.
- There we go.

Very beautiful.

Has everything been okay?

- Yeah.
- Awesome. Good to hear.

Yes.

What a good guy.

Ellie, Ellie...

start setting up the table.

Copy, copy.

Man, you'’re making
her work hard.

Good job. Good job.

Amazing.

Should we shower?

I need to change.

What else can I do?

- Where did Ellie go?
- What are you guys up to?

We were pulling plates.

Why wasn'’t that
pulled ages ago?

Just make sure
everything'’s pulled for dinner.

Cutlery, plates,
napkins, everything.

- Yep.
- Deco, everything.

Ellie, Ellie,
what'’s your location?

Uh, main deck salon.

It'’s difficult with Ellie
because I don'’t know

if she'’s distracted or

if she'’s just actually not
as capable as what she lets on.

Once I sit down, you could
do some waters and juice?

Yes.

- Can we do water and juices?
- Yes.

Cutlery on before you go out so
it doesn'’t look like we forgot.

I just always got
to keep an eye

on Bri and Ellie and
it'’s exhausting.

How about doing your job?

Work. Just work.

- Hi.
- Hey.

How come, like, placemats
and napkins and plates

and cutlery and
nothing'’s been pulled?

Because I was serving
the guests the whole time.

Can you do it in between
serving them?

And then I was
cleaning up the bar

and it just didn'’t happen yet.

Right. Okay.
Well, we'’re meant to be

completely done in an hour,
so we'’ll just have to,

um, I'’ll start getting
the plates to the chef.

Won'’t be finished in an hour.
I just didn'’t have the time.

Time has definitely
gotten away from me,

but at the same time,
Bri is just

literally getting away
with murder

and I'’m out here getting
put on the cross for,

like, the smallest mistake.

It'’s bullsh--.

I don'’t know what's
going on anymore.

It'’s out of control.

Have you got stuff down
at the piano already?

We'’ve got balloons.

And then are you able to
put the vases away?

Yeah.

Just so guests start to
pass through,

we don'’t have stuff
just sitting around.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Potato...

How are you doing, Cheffy?

I'’m good.
How are you?

Good.

So I'’m excited to put
together this dinner.

I'’m pulling some notes.

They asked for, like,
classic Hollywood.

It seems like they want a
kind of posh experience.

You know, calamari fritos,
fresh out the sea, baby,

she'’s crunchy, she's juicy.

Then sea bass.
I want everything to be perfect.

I want to erase that one little

baby steak
from last night.

Mine'’s definitely dry.

- Is it dry?
- It'’s just not good.

- Okay.
- I want that... gone.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I kinda like it.

- You look gorgeous.
- So do you.

One, two, three.

We'’re late.

Gael...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Aesha, I'’m just wanting
to let you know

that I'’m going to go
into cabins.

Awesome.

It'’s wild, because
when you don'’t have

two sides of the story,
you really don'’t know.

Well, now I know.
Now I know.

Over what?
Over you, man.

Wow!

Here we go!

Now, let'’s boy talk.

- Boy talk.
- Now, you'’re in my situation.

If there'’s any potential with
Elle, do I crack on with that?

Whoever you'’re going to bang

is either going
to be the person

you continue to bang, or...

it'’s going to cause
a lot of issues.

Yeah, I know.

Shall we move to the table?

- Okay.
- Ladies.

Thank you, darling.

This is gorgeous.

Jono, the guests are
moving to the table.

Ah!

- Good night.
- Night.

Y'’all, this is so lovely.

- Cheers to you, Brittany.
- Cheers!

Cheers to you all.

You haven'’t spoken to Aesha
at all about

the performance vibes
tonight, eh?

Performance?

With the singing Happy Birthday
and stuff.

After dinner, the primary
would like the crew

to sing Happy Birthday.

- Piano being played.
- That'’s fun. I like that.

Well, what do you
want me to play?

So, Happy Birthday song.

So, I haven'’t
practiced anything, or...

It'’s going to be after dinner.

Well, wish I got told.
I need to practice.

Yeah, well, you can practice.
You still have time.

We'’re just getting started.

It'’s going to be probably
in an hour, at least.

Okay.

Being an entertainer,
it'’s come from my mum,

because I'’m always acting,

and she'’ll give me a scene,
or whatever and I would act!

My mum suffers
from fibromyalgia,

and it is horrible
to see as a son.

She'’s bedbound, so...

And she got her son
to entertain her.

That'’s where she's happy.

I will never stop.

No, never stop.

Well, can I go and
practice on the piano?

Yeah, yeah.
Maybe get changed first.

Three minutes.

This looks great, Jono.

I feel like Jono and I have been
on this really nice trajectory

of getting closer and
closer each charter.

He'’s such a lovely human.

I would love nothing
more than him

to run through the ribbon
at the finish line

with a gold medal
around his neck.

Can we have a fourth person to
the galley to help run plates?

Coming, I'’m here.

- Oh, like wow.
- Yay.

I love a little
calamari action.

The truffle aioli is made
with coconut yogurt.

Oh, yum, so it'’s all dairy-free.

All right, let'’s rock and roll.

Yay!

♪ Happy birthday to you

So, for this course,
you have got

calamari tomato bruschetta.

I love that.

And then you'’ve got a truffle
aioli which is dairy-free.

- Oh, my God.
- Woo!

Cheers, enjoy!

Whoa.
That'’s so cool.

- You like?
- Mama likes.

Yeah, Mama likey.

Uh-oh, what are we doing?

You going to be
jumping overboard?

It'’s been great for everybody.
It'’s been wonderful.

Ah, no, I love myself too much.
Okay.

All right.

Ooh.

♪ Happy birthday to you

Um, how is laundry?

- Laundry is good.
- Yay.

Oh, there'’s a
hidden glass here.

With Bri, she'’s trying to
make me look like a bad person

to the community
that I live with.

But none of my concerns
have really been addressed.

On the other hand,
we'’re addressing

each one of Bri'’s concerns,
whether they'’re real or not.

I just don'’t like injustice.

Injustice frustrates me.

Jono, we are now clearing.

Giving you a
three-minute warning now.

Copy.

Bri. Or actually, am I able
to have two deckhands?

- You can have me.
- Let'’s rock and roll.

There we go.

Jonathan'’s presentation,
this charter

versus last charter,
is like night and day.

So, I'’m relieved
I have a backup chef.

However, I'’m impressed.

I think I did it the wrong way.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, she'’s amazing.

She'’s always helping
where she can.

Oh my gosh.

- Team players.
- Oh!

You'’ve got the seared sea bass

and the langoustine on
a sweet potato puree.

Jono does a good plate
presentation.

Oh, good.

- Very classy.
- He does. It'’s very beautiful.

What?

No, I was just
grabbing your hand.

Oh.
I thought my boob was out.

No, I wasn'’t fixing the dress.

Boobs will find a
way to come out.

They'’re like,
I like to breath.

I saw that on our group text.

Oh God, did
over serve her?

Have you ever seen
her Playboy pictures?

Let'’s talk about it.

I'’m definitely not ashamed
of it because I looked good.

Your boobies are
actually really good.

My boobies are generational.

They are real.

This is right in my wheelhouse.

- Mine are sad.
- You gave life. You gave life.

She gave life and
hers are better.

Let'’s see them.

He hates it.

He hates when you do splits?

Oh God.

- Don'’t...
- Woo!

Oh, Lord!

Yes, yes!

...For life!

Oh no.

Coming up...

Start hauling immediately.

What'’s this?

Sh--.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, no.

Woo!

...for life.

All crew,
when guests have finished,

everyone be ready for me to...

Yes, for sure.

I'’ll get in position.

Did you want me to go
and do that again?

No, no, no.
We'’re good.

We got the gist of it, yeah.

Looks good.

And then we'’ve got a little
surprise in the main salon.

Oh, we love surprises.

Maybe both of you start
tomorrow quarter to seven.

Yeah.

We can handle it.
Stay in bed, bro.

- Are they okay?
- Absolutely loved it.

Oof, thank God.

Well done on
a really good dinner.

Smashed it.

This is what you want
every dinner, right?

I'’m going down.

Okay, thanks, Jono.

I needed to step my pussy up,

and the pussy stepped
all the way up.

She stepped up, okay?

Bed time.

All right, let'’s
go down to the salon.

So we'’re going this way.

All crew, all crew,
main salon.

We'’re walking down now.

Oh, my God!

Welcome to the Piano Room.

Wow, it'’s real official.

We'’re both the Leos.

That'’s so sweet.

One, two, three, go.

♪ Happy birthday to you

Oh, God.

♪ Happy birthday

No one wants
to hear me sing.

I am horrific.

♪ Happy birthday...

God gave me other gifts.

Like these tiny hands.

But what am I supposed
to do with these hands?

Wait, don'’t answer that.

♪ Happy birthday to you

My God, that was terrible.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Happy birthday.

Move the tender
back to the other spot?

Nathan, can you pretty
please

put all the glasses
next to the sink?

Pretty please.

- Aesh, Aesh, Bri.
- Go ahead.

I didn'’t realize
what the time was.

I thought it was way earlier.

Yeah, you'’ve got to go down.

Sorry, you can start at 6:30.

Good luck for the rest
of the night.

Thanks for your work.

- Iain, Iain, Ellie.
- Go ahead.

Do you mind getting this
bin from the bar, please?

I'’m just in the tender.
I'’ll get to it right after.

Copy, copy.
Thank you.

You can go through that
guy over there.

Awesome.

I do apologize on my time
for not pulling dinner.

Oh, thanks.

I didn'’t want it to seem like
I'’m not listening or anything.

- No, not at all.
- Okay, thank you so much.

Can'’t be perfect all the time.

I'’m going to go down soon.

And then if you
want to take over.

Thanks, Aesh.

Sleep well if I don'’t see you.

Well, me and Aesha'’s just
not----ing made for singing.

We'’ve no talents.

Ah!

It'’s been quite a night.

Thanks, Iain.
Appreciate you.

I'’m about to go to bed.

Just want to make
sure this was done.

I don'’t want to go to bed.

You don'’t want it to be over.

Very nice.

Good day to you.

As soon as
everything'’s clear,

I can go to sleep.

All right, bed time.

It feels really good to
be sleeping in my own bed,

but people sleep in
other people'’s cabins

for many different reasons.

And it'’s not like
I was sleeping in the bed.

I was on the floor.

Morning, princess.

Hello, darling.

I want to be drama free.

I like watching it
but it'’s not for me.

Perfect.

I had a well good sleep.

Yeah, we didn'’t have Bri
in the room, did we?

No, thank [bleep].

She won'’t be getting
in again, boy.

- Morning, baby girl.
- Good morning.

- Is anyone up?
- Not that I know of.

yeah, bitch.

Yeah, we'’ll crack on with these.

While this is deflating,
I'’m going to organize this.

Can you sort out this hose
meantime, please?

ing hell.

- Bri?
- Yes.

I slept in my own bed.

Look at you.

- Nice.
- Yeah.

We'’ll squash it today.

Send it.

Okay, see ya.

There'’s no-one up?

I haven'’t seen anybody.

I can'’t believe
we'’re the first ones.

We'’re the earliest...
we'’re the first ones up.

Oh, I'’ll meet you halfway.

- I'’ll meet you halfway, lad.
- I'’ll meet you halfway, lad.

I'’m saying
I'’ll meet you halfway.

I said I'’ll meet you
- ing halfway.

From the get go.

Oh, you know from that?

Within two seconds.

But if I meet you halfway,

how are you going to meet me
halfway at the exact same time?

- I think it'’s the energy.
- I think it'’s the energy.

It'’s actually
borderline spiritual.

No, it is. It'’s...

You know, but I'’m floating

and then he just catches me
and then he starts floating

and we start floating around
boat like a pair of ghosts.

Right, how about
you stay where you are

- and I'’ll meet you halfway?
- No, bro.

I'’m going to meet you halfway.

I'’ll meet you halfway.

Hello, how are you going?

All right.

Deck crew, deck crew.
Ivon'’s going to help

Piers get into the tender

and then I need someone
on the anchor.

Yeah, copy that Cap,
me and Nathan will be helping.

Thank you, thank you.

Good thing we'’re starting early.

I'’m going to do
the Eggs Benny again.

- Yeah.
- Because they seem to like it.

Yeah.

Sweet.

Mate...

Start hauling immediately.
Start hauling immediately.

Copy captain.

The port side is fine.
It'’s just the starboard side.

Okay.

So is it because of the wind
or is it just not connecting?

Yeah, it'’s not connecting

and it'’s not turning
the windlass off the gears.

Mate...

E&L, E&L. Windlass
isn'’t working on the bow.

A windlass is like a
spool of thread.

It has a clutch.
So you free it...

This starboard windlass,
it isn'’t grabbing.

So we'’re having a difficult
time trying to haul the anchor.

See, it'’s not engaging.
It'’s not in gear.

Ivon, Ivon,
we'’re going to need

your assistance on the bow.

Oh, hi, Queen.

- Are you feeling okay?
- Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Morning.

- Hail, bro.
- So, primary brakes engaged.

Capstan'’s not spinning.

Bri, can you help me run
platters up to the table?

On my way.

Oh, my God, stop.

You make me so hungry.

Juicy food porn, mate.

So can we use the other windlass

with a line
to bring the chain up?

- Yes.
- Okay, let'’s do that.

We'’re going to use the port
windlass to haul the anchor up.

To use the port windlass,
you have to release the clutch,

pop the drum up,

wrap the line around it,

and then haul in
a little bit at a time.

Worst case scenario, if I can'’t
get the anchor off the bottom,

I have to leave the anchor.

Jesus.

- Sandy?
- Yeah.

Come on.
Seriously?

Okay, I'’m going to send some
deckhands so we can fix that.

The battery'’s dead
on the tender.

It'’s like one thing
after another,

and this is the worst possible
time for a mistake like this.

Who left the battery on
is what I want to know.

No, I know.

Who'’s the last one
to dock the tender?

Uh, I don'’t know. We'll have
to check with Joe or Iain.

Copy, on my way.

I'’ll get him.

- That'’s brekky.
- Oh, that as well?

Yeah.

So here we have
lobster eggs benedict,

and then some extra lobster.

I love that he does
extra lobster.

I know, right?

Oh, he does.
I love that.

I'’m here for it.

Somebody'’s got a flight today.
You guys.

We'’re flying to Paris.

Is your flight this afternoon?

Yeah.

Good morning.

Who was the last one
in the tender?

And you go through
that guy over there.

Thank you, man.

Probably me.

Yeah, you got to turn
off the battery.

Mm.

I was refueling it,
and then I got distracted.

I need you to
help sort that out.

Copy.

It'’s like herding cattle.

Ah, here we go.

It was the last one on
the tender the night before,

so I'’ll take the blame.

There'’s no way to
jumpstart it, like a car?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Someone'’s got to lay down
and watch the anchor.

I'’ll lay, I'll lay.

We'’re ready to go.

What a disaster.

Watch a snap.

Sh--.

ing sh--.