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Previously on "Below Deck Med..."

Beach time...

He knows how much stuff he dropped us with,

That'’s a tender away with all guests.

What the [bleep]?

Is it underway and we'’re not even set up,

you know, this is bad.

How did it go this morning for you?

- How do you feel? - Good.

Way more confident.

I am definitely putting in a lot of effort to teach Bri.

She is improving quite a bit.

Hurricane Bri and Ellie coming through.

- Brilena. - Brilena.

I have a high standard.

The food shouldn'’t just be okay,

it should be excellent.

I don'’t think chicken belongs on a plate, on a yacht.

Jono is 0 for 2 now.

I feel drawn to Nathan, but...

it'’s a curiosity that I don'’t want to explore.

So what'’s going on? Like, do you like him?

I thought you liked him.

Because that'’s what you said.

Well, I do.

I'’m going for Joe.

We'’re getting it on.

Not tonight, but pretty soon.

I'’m single, Joe's single.

You can'’t call dibs.

Let'’s go, guys.

Let'’s go back to the boat.

- Okay, let'’s go. - Woo!

The crew...

- I like everyone. - Same.

Is this the party bus?

Do you want to go to the jacuzzi?

She wants the...

Ellie, did you maybe get your pussy a little bit wet

by one of the guys?

Yes.

There was a vibe, I was feeling it.

Joe will probably cum in 20 seconds.

Let'’s go, let's go, let'’s go, let's go.

Bikinis, jacuzzi, now!

I'’m going to bed.

My pussy is not shaved...

Neither is mine.

Also, I don'’t want to do something I'’ll regret, you know,

just getting caught in the flow of the moment.

But right now, I don'’t give two [bleep]s.

- Good - So we should keep going.

Joe, [bleep].

This is a damn Lamborghini.

You don'’t get to drive a Lamborghini for nothing.

Joe'’s going to have to put in the work.

And then I might consider it. We'’ll see.

Who does this one belong to?

Let'’s all smack it!

- One... - Three, two, one!

Wow!

What happened to the other peeps?

Where'’s Gael?

Are you actually...

But some people...

I'’m not sure where Gael'’s head is,

but, like, I'’d rather spend my time with Gael.

But here I am, talking to Iain about his----ing toes.

'’s sake.

I think Bri and Joe are giving each other [bleep] me eyes

is enough for me to say, time for bed.

- They'’re like, ah, cool. - Love you, guys.

Like my exit?

Have fun.

Oh, my God!

So we'’re the only ones left.

The last man standing.

What you doing?

Your butt. There'’s no butt there.

- What do you mean? - None of you have butts.

- Look at that. - I'’ve got more butt than you.

More butt than me, yeah right.

Have a squeeze there.

I'’m not squeezing your butt.

- Squeeze it. - Move your hand.

I don'’t know, guys.

I got you something.

Thank you, darling.

My pleasure.

Oh!

Very cool.

I don'’t know.

- Eight more steps. - Shh...

I know I should be putting my relationship first.

I just want him to have my back and support me.

His actions are slowly just pushing me away

and it'’s definitely making me realize...

Like I'’ve really beat myself up over this quite a bit.

And...

Sorry.

What the [bleep]?

We'’re just going to carry on like normal.

I mean, normal. Nothing happened.

I only had a kiss.

No you didn'’t, bro.

Oh, sh--. We got to be on deck now.

Oh, sh--.

Girls?

Hello, we'’ll be out in a second.

You'’ll be ready by nine?

Yes.

I do feel a little bit snaked by Bri.

Honestly, I said it in the van.

Joe, there was a vibe. There was chemistry.

I was feeling it.

I was like, I can get into this.

You don'’t give a about my feelings.

This is irritating at this point.

Oh, yeah, did they hook up?

Yeah.

Like hook up like kissing or

hook up like penis into vagina?

Oh, no, no, like kissing.

What do you think reached Bri first,

Joe'’s eyebrows or his lips?

And I was like, don'’t play hard to get.

It'’s not the right move.

I hope these guys are going to be nice.

Sea mommy.

Good morning.

Morning. How are you doing?

Not so good.

Oh, no.

Is Ellie ready?

- Good morning. - Uh-huh.

There'’s no tension. There'’s nothing from my end.

Would I kiss Bri again? Yeah, probably.

Would I kiss El? 100%.

My doors are open for Bri, my doors are open for El,

my doors are even open for Captain Sandy.

Whoever wants it.

All right.

When I say start at nine,

I mean ready to move at nine, okay?

- Yeah. - Sorry, Aesh.

- Won'’t happen again. - Yeah, thanks.

It just really annoys me.

We just needed to get everything turned over today,

so laundry, cabin, salons, good?

- We'’re on it. - Thanks.

Hello. How'’s it going?

That'’s good.

Second charter guests, they didn'’t really like the food,

so I was kind of shocked and like, wait, what?

When I get feedback like that, it makes me feel like,

oh, okay, I'’m going to be fired,

or I shouldn'’t be here, blah, blah, blah,

it makes me doubt myself.

That'’s a skill to be able to receive feedback

and not have it weigh you down.

Sometimes you take it with a grain of salt.

Sometimes you take it with a boulder.

You just have to learn how to carry it.

I'’m too sensitive.

Today, I am getting myself organized.

Backup.

I have a standard that I have to uphold on board.

I think Jonathan knows my expectation,

and he has to perform.

Otherwise, I have to replace him.

Woof, woof.

Oh, my God.

It'’s okay.

Is that your head?

- Yeah, don'’t worry. - It was really hard.

- There'’s nothing in there. - I thought I hit the pole.

I do really like Gael,

but I don'’t know what'’s happening,

to be honest with you.

I'’m not going to push it.

I'’m just letting her call the shots,

and if she wants to do it,

she doesn'’t have to look far because I'’m on the same team.

It'’s just you wake up girl, need to be honest.

Good morning, sunshine.

Aesha, Jonathan, Iain.

Let'’s meet in the crew mess for our preference sheet meeting.

Copy.

All right.

Okay. Our primary is Brittany Brower,

former fashion model,

turned stay-at-home mom from Tampa, Florida.

- Floridian. - Yes.

Best friend and former roommate is Trishelle,

a mentor and friend, Marsha, and her husband, Dean,

- owners of a modeling agency. - Big Daddy.

You may have seen Trishelle, Brittany, and Marsha on TV.

Just don'’t fan out.

Primary top line requests.

Five tins of beluga caviar.

Ooh, she'’s got a long list of dislikes.

She doesn'’t like duck or anything gamey.

Big fatty oysters.

Chicken wings that aren'’t fully cooked.

No melons. Only watermelon.

And that'’s it.

She says she pretty much eats everything.

That'’s funny. She pretty much eats everything.

Yeah.

Damn, okay.

I was honestly looking forward to the next group

being a little less picky, maybe.

At magic hour, Marsha and Dean would like the captain...

- Oh, no. - Exactly.

Help them renew their vows in a quick,

silly, and fun, ancient Greek-themed ceremony.

This is hilarious.

Guests request a runway show by the yacht crew

for the guests to judge.

That could be fun.

Okay, so charter three. No chicken this charter.

Yeah.

And no guests floating away from the boat.

Yeah, awesome. Thank you.

- Hi. - Hi.

Do you want to finish soon?

- Okay. - Everything looks good.

Cheers, mate.

Well done.

- Howdy. - Yo, hello.

Hello.

What you doing?

Eating my dinner.

- You okay? - Yeah.

Yeah?

Why?

I'’m cold.

Are these your sheets or my sheets?

How do you get up here?

I know. And the roof is so low.

My darling girl.

Oh, my.

We had a fight last night.

It'’s so hard because usually you'’d be in person

and you can hug and you can kiss and you can, like,

talk about it, makeup and then you carry on your day together.

This is so true.

But when you'’re here, you finish the phone call

and you go on with your day.

Oh, my God. It'’s so true.

I didn'’t even think about that.

I think when I'’m tired, emotions just run so much higher.

- Oh, my God. 100%. - Tired and drunk.

I just really feel for her because when I'’m here

doing this job, it is so----ing intense that Scott'’s like,

talk to me when you can talk to me.

And I think Gael'’s boyfriend making her upset

when she'’s got so much on her plate is just quite selfish.

We'’re getting about five hours of sleep a night.

, I know.

Is everything okay between us?

Not a 100%.

I don'’t know where to begin, honestly. I mean...

Do you mind if I sit on the edge of your bed?

Go for it.

So, I mean, I don'’t know.

Look, I think I made it abundantly clear

that I was interested in Joe.

And you were like, that.

I'’m just going to go do my own thing.

I was taking it upon myself to train you.

The way things were going for you,

if you hadn'’t had my training,

you would have been in a very different situation right now.

And then after all that, you give zero [bleep]s about me.

You know, it'’s like breaking girl code

over a random----ing guy.

So, that'’s what I'm upset about.

You give zero [bleep]s about me.

I would never break my friendship with you

over a random----ing guy.

If I knew that it would hurt you,

I would never have done it.

I don'’t know.

That was, it was a snake move.

It was never snakey.

I'’m genuinely hurt by what you did.

The last thing I want to be called is a snake.

I don'’t think it's fair at all.

I never do anything with malicie...

Mali...

Malice.

I wouldn'’t have done it if I had known

that it was going to be like this.

I don'’t know.

I'’m not going to take advantage of my position

and make you uncomfortable in any way,

in terms of work.

But for me, this has changed our relationship completely.

So, we'’re done. We'’re moving on.

It'’s all out. We'’re moving on.

I do appreciate you.

I don'’t know.

Okay.

I'’m going to go get some fresh air.

Okie-dokes.

Can'’t believe we're charter three already.

Yeah.

Oh, dude, by the time you know it,

we'’re going to be dropping off the last one.

Yeah.

- Hang on. - Hello.

I think I was stupid. I'’m just...

Bri and El, they'’re in the same department.

I'’ve got to be careful

because it can ruin the dynamic on board.

But I'’m just like a magnet to chaos.

Forgive a man for having fun, eh?

What the [bleep]?

Good night.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I'’ve slept in a crew mess before,

and it'’s not a nice feeling.

But I don'’t want this to be an ongoing thing.

Iain, Iain, come to the bridge.

Good morning, Captain.

Good morning.

We are looking good.

That'’s good. Thank you.

In this charter, I need you to step it up.

You got to snap your deck team.

I want everybody to be happy,

but stop making the rookie mistakes.

We lost Laura.

We look like amateurs.

- All right, thank you. - Thank you.

What a beautiful day.

- Your hair looks pretty. - Thank you.

What'’s going on? You good?

Yeah. I am.

Yeah, it'’s super good.

I did not hear Bri in the cabin.

Honestly, I don'’t have any compassion for you,

so you can sleep wherever the hell you want.

You can sleep in the bow thruster room if you want.

This morning, the plan is to make the beds together

and smash the cabins out.

And then if you want to go down to laundry, get it clear.

For the itinerary, they want to renew their vows

in a quick, silly, and fun, ancient Greek-themed ceremony.

And then guests want a runway show by the yacht crew.

We did really well with the last trip,

so I just really want to maintain that standard.

Well, improve.

- 100%. - Up and up and up.

- I have no doubts. - Thank you.

We'’re on it.

This morning, I wiped down flats and stainless.

Check teak and stuff for, like...

- Watermarks? - For, like, marks and stuff.

And remember...

Yeah.

Last charter, that was a nightmare.

Things get tough.

I try and give my team energy booster, for sure.

- Whoo! - Smash this.

It'’s almost like being a motivational speaker.

Like, guys, are we ready for today?

- Yeah, we'’re ready. - I didn'’t hear you.

Are we ready for today?

You'’ve got to build it up.

I'’ll get the Hoover.

Whoo!

Hi, Sandy.

I just wanted to show you my thumb.

Ouch.

In my experience, when it forms a line like that,

it'’s usually a sign of infection.

Yeah.

And it feels like there'’s still some glass in there.

So I just cut my finger.

So maybe we just send you ashore and get the glass cut out.

Mm-hmm.

Get it wrapped and come back.

- Yeah. - How'’s that sound?

Yeah.

If Aesha develops an infection

and I can'’t have her work the charter,

it would be catastrophic for me.

I'’ll get you a car service to take you.

- Thank you. - Okay.

The deck team is still finding their feet.

We haven'’t had the greatest last charter with the chef.

I don'’t need my interior to fall apart.

Girls, can I speak to you quickly?

I'’ll come into the guests area.

Copy.

Hello.

- So I'’m really sorry. - About what?

- I need to go to the hospital... - Oh, sh--.

To get my thumb cut open because it'’s like...

Very bad.

It looks like the start of the infection

and there'’s glass right down in there.

If I'’m not back in time, welcome drinks, towels.

Ellie, please, you'’re going to have to cover the tour.

- Yes. - Perfect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I'’m really sorry. - No, please don'’t be.

Just get better. I feel bad for you.

I'’m very worried about missing guest arrival.

Bye. I hope it doesn'’t hurt when they cut up your finger.

And we'’re getting guests...

...11, 12...

We'’re getting guests on in three hours.

There'’s not much time to go to a Greek hospital.

Hello.

Get it looked at and get back to the boat.

All right.

Coming up...

- They got it for me. - It is medium-rare.

Mine'’s definitely dry.

This can'’t keep happening.

I didn'’t like it.

All crew, all crew.

Provisions are here.

I'’m coming.

Yeah, I can start grabbing things out.

Get the provisions.

Provisions.

We got to anchor in here.

You can'’t use water sports over here.

It this going down below?

- The wine? - Yeah, upstairs.

- Sundeck. - Yes, girl.

I just asked Joe to take it up to the sundeck bar.

Sundeck bar?

Because then we can put it in that hidden cupboard.

Ah.

Let'’s do this.

Yeah.

Caviar dreams and champagne wishes.

Just by the bar here.

Would you please let me make decisions

in terms of where things go.

Would that be okay?

- Okay. - Thank you so much.

Appreciate it.

Anyway...

Do you know where stuff'’s going?

I don'’t know. Maybe just ask Ellie.

Like, what the [bleep], you know?

Where'’s this go?

Ellie should call the shots for this one.

You know what? You'’re here now.

You call the shots.

- You call the shots, baby girl. - This is your chance.

You got this.

Maybe just put in the crew mess.

- Okay. - Just to be safe.

Crew mess it is

Amazing. That'’s all of it?

Amazing. Thank you so much.

Sweet.

Okay.

- Bri? - Yeah?

This whole overriding me stuff needs to stop.

I'’m sorry. I didn't even realize I was doing it.

I thought it was just something so simple.

It'’s like me giving Aesha instructions as to what to do.

Sorry. I just assumed.

And that'’s my bad.

Like, it'’s just, like, certain things are not your place to do.

It'’s disrespectful.

'’s sakes.

I think that she might think

that I'’m trying to compete with her.

And that'’s just not the case.

She'’s so focused on the hierarchy of the boat.

I get it. There'’s a hierarchy.

But just talk to me nice, you know.

Shall we just get a quick rinse?

Yeah, rinse. We'’ll dry pretty quickly.

Woof, woof.

All right. I'’ll just finish this and it'’s all yours.

Hey, the chef. He has, like, a crate of citrus.

- Yeah. - Some of it is rotting.

So we should just, like, throw out the rotted one.

That'’s, like, not a priority for me right now.

What?

I was told by Aesha that I need to stick down in laundry

and get everything cleared.

So that'’s what I'’m going to do right now.

I'’m going to show her the hierarchy

she keeps talking about.

Fine. My chief stew told me to do this.

I'’m going to do this.

Ellie, we can both get each other sass,

but don'’t give it to me

like, to start with when it'’s not necessary.

The fact that Bri is feeling this empowered

to speak this way to me is kind of shocking.

Her job, which she doesn'’t understand, is to support me.

I just, I just, I don'’t know.

I don'’t know what to say anymore.

It makes no freaking sense to me.

this guy.

Nice.

I asked Bri to do the citrus.

She'’s like, that's not a priority for me right now.

- Excuse me? - Okay.

And also, the provisions arrived.

Like, I told Joe to put it on Sundeck.

That'’s where it goes.

I was like, excuse me?

I was like, girl, you'’re playing with fire.

It'’s kind of hot in here.

It'’s getting hot.

Oh, Lord.

No, we'’re yet to do towels, mate.

It'’s dad jokes.

Dude, I think I'’m going to go crazy.

Like, I might actually just burst into tears.

Your friend did the citrus.

It was a whole thing.

There'’s just so much unnecessary drama happening.

It doesn'’t need to be like this.

It'’s like animosity. Crazy.

I'’m just going to be like, I hope you have a good day.

Bitch.

Because I'’m going to be spicy like that.

Are you going to be spicy or saucy?

I'’m going to be passively, aggressively spicy.

- Whoa. - Okay.

You'’re going to be what? Passively, aggressively spicy.

What does that mean?

It means that I'’m going to be angry but kept in angry

but still do the right thing.

- Are you angry? - I'’m just upset.

There'’s unnecessary drama that'’s happening

that doesn'’t need to be happening

and it'’s kind of affecting me.

But it'’s something I'’ll speak to Aesha about.

It'’s okay.

Listen, we all get tired. We all experience this.

And sometimes people will say something with a sharp tongue.

I know not everyone'’s going to like me and it'’s fine.

You'’re so likable.

Eh...

That was funny.

You'’re going to be fine.

Anytime you can come to the bridge.

Thanks, Cap.

The fact that Bri'’s crying right now,

I just want to make sure that she'’s okay.

Charter three.

The wheels are falling off.

I don'’t have details. I don'’t need details.

I respect that she wants to go to Aesha.

It'’s not my business until it'’s made my business.

All right. Thank you so much.

Sorry.

See you.

I'’m so excited to have stitches

because I'’ve never had stitches before.

I love gory things and needles.

I think it'’s so cool.

So now I'’ve got my first one.

- Captain. - Yes.

- Hi. - Oh boy.

It'’s so ugly for service.

It'’s okay.

- This is the glass. - You didn'’t feel that?

I did, but I was trying to ignore it.

Holy sh--.

And I have to keep this on for two days

and I can'’t get it wet.

- Okay. - Cool?

Yeah.

Could you check with Bri?

Because she... I caught her in a moment.

- She needs talk to you. - All right. Oh gosh.

Yeah.

- Okay. Down boy. - Down boy.

I'’m not a----ing dog.

Of course you'’re not.

Who'’s a good boy?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Did they say... - Look how big.

, Aesh. - Crazy, hey?

How'’s everything going?

Um... I feel like I need to speak to you.

Do you want to come speak to me at my cabin?

- Yeah. - Let'’s go.

I just got a little overwhelmed earlier.

When the provisions came, the alcohol arrived,

I told them, put in the sundeck,

but Ellie was like, stop calling the shots basically.

Like, I...

You'’re the third stew.

There'’s this very awkward vibe.

Like, not a nice vibe.

Do you feel like she'’s kind of...

- I just feel like she'’s... - Power tripping a little bit.

- Yes. - Really?

I'’m trying to, like, stay positive.

Yeah.

And, like, not take it to heart,

because, like, but I'’m a sensitive human

and I cry so much.

No, I know. But it'’s like,

she is there to help guide you and stuff,

but she shouldn'’t be bossing you around

in a way that'’s making you feel upset.

Charters are so intense that it'’s just,

go, go, go, go, go.

I can'’t have them distracted about anything else.

There'’s that whole thing of don'’t screw the crew.

What it should say in the fine print is,

don'’t screw the crew if you can'’t emotionally handle it.

I'’m happy to speak to her if you want me to.

I think I'’ll try and speak to her.

Are you sure?

I need to learn how to deal with these things.

Oh, I'’m sorry.

All crew, all crew, guest arrival in 30 minutes.

Deck crew, let'’s get into our whites.

Copy that.

- Eh, eh, eh. - I live for your energy.

So is all the wine in the fridge?

I think so.

I'’m so sorry. I know you don'’t have any time.

Could you do my buttons up when you'’re finished?

- Mm-hmm. - Thank you.

It'’s okay.

I found more welcome towels.

Oh, great.

Do you think I can talk to you for a second?

Yeah.

I don'’t want today to go on like this.

- Like it does affect me. - Yeah, it affects me as well.

What else is bugging you?

You just don'’t tell somebody in a higher position what to do.

I didn'’t tell you what to do.

I just feel like maybe you'’re having

a little bit of a power trip.

Did the guests snacks come on?

Did they? I don'’t remember.

Ellie, Ellie.

I will be there in a moment, Aesha.

Copy.

I don'’t need to be in a power trip, darling.

I'’ve led large teams.

Okay, but that'’s just how it felt.

I don'’t need to be in a...

Mm, I think you'’re just playing a victim.

I'’m sorry.

I'’m not a person that can be easily manipulated.

All crew, all crew.

Let'’s meet on the main deck aft

in about 10 minutes.

I'’m just upset because I feel like you'’re being so fake.

I'’m not going to be upset anymore and argue...

- Girls, are you running? - Ready. Where can I help?

All crew, all crew.

Guests arrival in 10 minutes.

Copy that.

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

Your energy seems off today.

Bri'’s attitude, I don't know where it'’s coming from.

She'’s starting to get a little bit disrespectful.

- I don'’t know what's going on. - Sorry.

I wouldn'’t be telling you, oh, you put provisions there.

You put, like, it'’s not my place to be telling you that.

- Yeah. - You know what I mean?

Yeah.

You know, there are certain things

that she doesn'’t understand.

And so I think that'’s where the miscommunication is happening.

Sorry. Just what we'’re doing.

It'’s really, really important to me to stay neutral

with the girls.

I don'’t actually know what has happened,

so my place as a leader is to stay professional

and treat them both the same.

Yeah, I'’m really sorry.

- Sorry. - Yeah, for sure.

When we'’ve dropped off

and it'’s actually appropriate, then I'’ll address it.

Okay. Here they are.

Wow. Wow!

She'’s so cool.

- Hi. - Hey guys.

- Hello. - Hi.

Hi.

Hi, I'’m Brittany.

- Hi. - I'’m Aesha!

- Hi. - I'’m Trishelle.

Oh my gosh. You look amazing.

- Look at you guys. - Everyone'’s so hot.

Welcome aboard.

We are so happy to have you.

Aesha is going to show you around.

I'’m going to have to start another modeling agency here.

I mean, you are all so beautiful.

You can come aboard now.

- All right. - Woo-hoo!

Please make your way up here.

- This is the bridge deck aft. - Beautiful.

This is where I'’ll be doing all of the meal services.

Perfect.

So take what we can and then...

Woof, woof!

All right. So here'’s the sundeck.

So we got the jacuzzi going.

- Beautiful. - Jetskis.

So we'’re going to rip right into the water sports this afternoon.

Woo hoo!

This is where we'’ll be making you

a lot of drinks over the trip.

It'’s very like Southern chic.

I don'’t watch a lot of TV.

So I'’m probably the last person

that'’s going to recognize these girls.

- Hummus and guac, okay? - Hummus and guac.

So here we'’ve got the cabins.

And here is the primary suite.

- Come to mama. - Exactly.

Bye, Rich.

You'’re in the twin room.

It'’s my wedding tonight. Hello.

Yeah.

So you'’re renewing your vows.

So exciting.

Ellie, Ellie, start setting for lunch.

Okay, copy.

You can start dropping the lines on the stern.

Copy.

All ground lines off.

Ground lines? My man, pull in.

- Nathan, there you go. - No traffic. No traffic.

Cap, that is all lines on board.

All lines.

Let'’s go, yo.

Four meters port side.

We'’re off. There we go.

Eight meters on starboard side.

You are clear of ground lines on your starboard quarter.

Clear to swing.

You can bring your lines and fenders in.

Thank you, everyone. Nice work.

Deck team, we can bring fenders in.

Deck team, kicking ass and taking names.

It'’s just called technique.

Oh, big boy.

I'’m making sushi, bitch. Let'’s go.

I got stitches this morning.

I'’m just sorry, but it doesn'’t look pretty.

How do you guys know each other?

So I started modeling at 11 years old.

She was 11 years old.

Then I started teaching models.

- Really? - Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. So can you show me a walk?

Oh, we'’re going to teach you.

Go, girl. Go, girl! She got it. Go, girl.

- How cute. - Oh, yeah. I love it.

So how do you feel about this charter?

I'’m a little nervous.

You said that the standards are super high.

I'’m hoping I can bring it this trip.

I know you can do this.

Do what you did on the first charter.

Thank you.

One more set of bad feedback, and I might lose my job.

So I'’m going to work smart reading the preferences.

These guys all seem to be into kind of like Asiany vibes.

I think my sushi skills are pretty up there.

It'’s like pulling into my architectural background,

making models, and it'’s time to step it up,

get this pussy popping.

Jono, Jono. The guests are starting to sit down.

All right, bitch.

It'’s too long.

I'’ll splice one.

Do you know how to splice them?

- I'’ll give you a class. - Yeah, teach me.

I feel like you'’re very experienced.

Like, you don'’t act like you know a lot,

but whenever something has to be done,

you know how to do it.

I just don'’t like talking sh--,

I'’d rather just get on with the job.

Nathan is just low key, so frigging good at his job.

Like, he knows what he'’s doing.

He doesn'’t need to prove it to anyone.

Obviously, we have a slightly different connection

to most of the other guys on the boat.

But on deck, he'’s just a nice, like, leader to have.

- This is spicy tuna, veg. - Yeah.

- And these are all crab. - Thanks.

- This one is spicy tuna. - Beautiful.

A cold noodle salad with veg, tuna tartar,

and the prawns are ready as well.

Everything'’s fabulous.

All right. Here we go. Cold noodle salad.

Oh, wow.

And tuna tartar with avocado.

- That looks amazing. - Mm-hmm.

It'’s all good.

She'’s lost her pizzazz today.

Yeah, you should talk to your interior.

Yeah, I know.

It'’s really annoying because it'’s just before pick up.

Yeah.

So I just don'’t have time to address it right now.

That'’s ready. Prawn tempura.

- Prawn tempura. - Thank you.

Love your work.

I'’m going to start the inflation.

- Let'’s do it. - Let'’s get it.

Would you like some prawn tempura?

- You know I would. - Yeah?

Do you want to get into your polo?

- Oh, true. Yes. - I'’ll swap soon, too.

- Nathan, Iain. - Go ahead, Iain.

Prepare pumps on main deck aft for the slide.

That was a freckle, I was trying to rub off a freckle.

Yeah, copy that. Pumps on the bridge deck.

- Sorry, bridge deck. - Did you have enough food?

- Are you okay? - It was great.

It was super nice.

So are we going to do water sports?

Yeah, we'’re going to get in the water.

Jono, Jono.

The guests loved the lunch.

Copy, thank you.

Great job.

Okay, thank the - ing Lord.

Hallelujah.

You can drop the anchor. Four in the water.

We have to wait for engines to be cut.

Go on. A couple of dips.

Jesus.

It'’s almost 40 meters deep.

Has one shackle gone out yet?

One shackle has gone out, but I'’m fully released on the brake.

Release the brake.

It is released.

One shackle is 27 feet.

We'’re in 40 meters of water.

Be careful. Yep.

It tightened by itself.

It does. I was holding it open before when I was releasing.

I was holding it open.

I feel like Joe is feeling the pressure.

Captain'’s on the radio. She'’s waiting.

But I guess this is where experience normally comes in.

What the [bleep]?

I hate this.

Be careful.

I hate this when...

You don'’t need to do it with that,

just hold it with your hand as you go, yeah.

What the [bleep]?

That'’s four and a half in the water.

You can lock it down and get your toys in the water.

Copy that.

Copy, toys going in the water.

Yeah, copy that. Put the anchor balloon up.

Yes, yes, yes.

Hello, lovely.

Are you and Bri a little bit better or...

We'’re going to get through.

- Keep me updated. - Yeah.

Ready for some swimming?

Cheese!

This looks amazing.

Work it out!

Six o'’clock. On the dot.

I know, it'’s wild!

I'’ve got to go get ready.

I'’m going to get dressed for my wedding.

We'’re going to do the vow ceremony on the sundeck.

Copy.

Just prepare all the decorations.

- Yeah. Yay! - Yeah?

Let'’s get married.

Bri? I need your help, please.

What is your location?

I'’m on sundeck.

Just give those jetskis a rinse before you lift, please.

Okay.

Ooowie.

Okay, candles.

Oh, my God, this looks amazing!

We'’re still working on it.

You look very Greek.

Do you think you have time to get changed?

- I'’ll do my best, yeah. - Okay.

Zeus is ready to go.

Coming down in the boom.

Nothing like salt water for the hair.

Nice outfit.

The gods and goddesses, I love it.

Yeah.

- Thank you. - Looking good.

Whoa! Incredible!

Oh, my God! It'’s so hot!

Hi! How fabulous!

Thank you. Thanks for doing this.

It'’s an honor.

Have you been updated on her story of how it all began?

Of them redoing their vows?

She had breast cancer.

Three times survivor.

- I'’m still here. - That'’s very awesome.

I love it.

I know what it'’s like to have cancer.

I had cancer in my kidney.

When you go through things in life,

when you don'’t think you'’re going to survive,

I think it changes everything.

Well, I'’m going to go take a look at what they did.

I don'’t lose sleep over the things

I used to lose sleep over.

I'’m just grateful for another day.

Should we head upstairs?

Oh! Stop it!

Oh! Wow!

- Do we walk down the aisle? - Yes!

Ready, girls?

Love it, love it.

- Where am I going? - Right here.

We have come together for the ninth time

to celebrate the magical and beautiful love

between Marsha and Big Dean.

After Marsha survived breast cancer twice,

Dean wanted to celebrate her good health

and their love and commitment to each other once again.

Do you, Big Dean,

take Marsha to be your wife once again?

I do.

Do you, Marsha, take Big Dean

to be your husband once again?

I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife for the ninth time.

Woo!

Oh!

Lots of tongue in there!

- Get it! - Oh, wow!

Wow, that must be why they call him Big Dean.

- Woo! - Oh, my.

Do you want to say if Ellie needs some help?

- Sure. - Thank you.

- Pleasure. - Yeah, nice!

Perfect!

Gorgeous!

Do you need help?

All righty.

- Jono, Jono. - Go ahead.

That ceremony was quicker than I thought it would be.

Are you able to pull it forward?

I can maybe do 8:00?

Awesome, let'’s do it.

Okay.

This could be the best wedding we'’ve ever had.

You'’ve got lipstick all over me.

You look like a clown.

All right, quick change!

- Want me to stay in this? - You should, you look fabulous.

- Hi. - I could use a hand.

Can I shuck a oyster?

Yeah, I need lots shucked.

They'’re coming down.

Oh, lovely.

Look for the hole.

There'’s a request from this primary to have steak

and beluga caviar.

Super flashy.

Expensive tenderloin.

The lobster is going to be swimming on the plate, okay?

She'’s going to be fresh.

So much to do.

- Oh, look at that. - That'’s stunning.

What a sunset.

- Gael. - Yes, sir?

- You can go down. - Sounds good.

Bri, Bri...

Copy that.

Aesha, time to get the snacks out.

I can start running stuff to the bar.

Copy.

- So this is the beluga caviar? - Yes.

I love this piece of jewelry.

- Ready? - Thank you.

Yeah.

What else can I help you get adjusted here?

Oh, caviar.

- So good. - It'’s so good, Brit.

Oh, yes, ma'’am, honey. Yes!

A-ya.

Deck team, I'’m taking everything down.

Copy.

Joe and Nathan, can we go and move

the weight machine back into place.

Thank you, guys, for doing that.

No problem.

Enjoying it? Are y'’all hungry yet?

- Are you ready? - I'’m good to eat.

- Yes. - Let'’s go!

Oh, we'’re ready.

- We'’re gonna eat, yeah! - Oh God, yes!

- Hello. - Hello.

Hey, honey.

Jono, the guests are sitting down,

so 10 minutes from now is good.

Awesome, thanks.

I just got on break.

Are you feeling better, are you sad or anything?

Okay?

Oh, look at the sky.

Happy Vow day.

Now the honeymoon begins.

Oh!

They'’re so horny.

Damn. I'’m a damn good chef.

Could we come to the galley,

whoever'’s bringing plates, please?

I'’m coming.

Aesha, do you need me?

Yes, Bri, please come now.

All the same?

No, this is for the primary.

- Good to go? - Yeah.

- Thank you, guys. - All right, let'’s go.

- It'’s beautiful. - Oh, that'’s gorgeous.

We'’ve got beef filet and the lobster tail.

Dig in and enjoy it.

- It'’s lovely. - Beautiful looking.

Yes, they got it for me.

It is medium-rare.

Mine'’s definitely dry.

- Is it dry? - Yeah, honey.

Which one?

It'’s just dry.

Do you want me to get you another piece?

I love a good steak... No, I'’m good.

Are you sure?

- I am. - Okay.

I'’m absolutely rooting for Jono.

But [bleep], man.

Go ahead, be honest.

- It'’s just not good. - Okay.

- It'’s just not good. - Okay.

Give her a shot of tequila. She'’ll be fine.

Oh, yeah. Do you want a shot of tequila?

No, I'’m good. Thank you, though.

It'’s a steak for God's sake.

You must have cooked hundreds and hundreds

and hundreds of them.

Mine is juicy.

I'’m just being... I have to be honest.

Just so you know, all the guests seem fine with the meat,

but the primary said it was dry.

Oh.

I'’ll come up and talk to her.

Okay.

But everyone else seems to enjoy it.

Okay. Thank you.

Sorry.

I do not want a repeat of the last charter,

where the experience of the primary

seems to blanket everyone else'’s culinary joy.

No, you'’re right.

, [bleep], [bleep], , [bleep].

Not again.

Nice.

The primary did not like her steak.

Said it wasn'’t the correct temperature.

- Were you finished? - I am.

Did you take it back?

- Aesha. - Yeah?

Didn'’t like her steak?

Mm-mm. No.

But everyone else thought it was good.

This can'’t keep happening.

Jonathan'’s presentation is improved.

However, this is one step away from me making a change.

This looks great.

Berry cheesecake with white chocolate and ganache.

Gotta just redeem myself.

- We can go? - Yeah.

All right. Let'’s rock and roll, sisters.

Oh, the best part.

- Yay. - Yay!

Oh, my goodness.

That looks so good.

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

I hope you enjoyed your dinner.

I'’m sorry about the steak.

I'’ll make sure that it'’s better next time.

Enjoy your dessert, guys.

- Ooh, yum. - This is so good.

- Wow. - So good.

- Nice work, chef. - Thank you.

So good.

- How are you doing? - Good.

I'’m going to knock you off at 10 tonight

because I want you to start at 6.

- Okay. - Thanks.

So what is our after dinner activity this evening?

A fashion show.

- Hi. - Hi, Sandy.

How'’s your dinner?

It'’s fabulous. Thank you.

No, we love it. We are all happy.

- Good. - Thank you.

Sandy, thank you again for today.

- Yeah. Thank you. - That was very sweet of you.

- Oh! - This is going to be the runway.

I might have to go change clothes for this.

Boys, boys.

If you could come upstairs, it'’d be great.

We coming upstairs?

I quite like this. I think I'’m going to keep this.

Here you go. You can wear this as a boob tube.

- You have like one nipple. - One nipple out.

But make sure it goes hard.

No. Flick it.

Where'’s the crew?

I think they'’re getting changed.

We'’re almost ready. Sorry.

Ah! They'’re almost ready.

Oh, my God. I look so gorgeous.

- Oh, you really suit hair. - Thank you.

Thank you.

Where'’s Ellie?

It'’s time for a Playboy Bunny costume.

That'’s fun.

All right. I'’ll see if Ellie's ready.

Otherwise, she'’s going to be disqualified.

- Oh. - Ellie.

- Ellie. - Go ahead.

How long are you going to be?

Two minutes.

- Boys. - Yo.

You can just start and Ellie can walk in last.

They requested a fashion show. We all have things to do.

The guests are waiting. We'’re supposed to be at work.

And then Ellie has to go

and take 50 billion years to get ready.

It'’s like Ellie, delivering to the guests

and getting our job done comes before

your----ing Onlyfans career. Okay?

No. I'’m putting a skirt on.

But...

Let'’s go knock their socks off.

- Yes. - Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.

Woo! Woo!

Yes!

- Bri... - Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

I'’m going to put these boots on quickly.

Yes! Whoa!

Hot, hot, hot.

Ellie. Ellie?

Ellie. Come on!

I need to put my boots on.

Hold on.

All right. Come up.

Woo!

Work it. Work it. Work it.

You'’ve got it work it.

Work it, boy. Work it.

Ellie. 10 seconds. You'’re going to be out.

I'’m sorry. I take my costume seriously.

I can'’t just turn up.

Well, I'’m still coming in this, so...

Jesus.

This is so selfish how long Ellie is taking.

It'’s like, I just am frustrated

that Ellie is just not listening to me.

Okay, guys!

- Ellie'’s just... - Oh, my God!

Ready?

I know, I know.

This is the first time I'’ve ever seen Ellie disobey me,

and I do not like it.

Still showing up, in my BDSM costume.

Ellie! Come up!

- Ellie! - I'’m here!

How long do you need?

All right, we'’re already all finished.

Whoa!

- Oh, wait, we have one more. - Wait, we have one more!

Oh! Oh!

What is happening?

- Whoa! - Oh, wow!

Woo!

Oh, all right!

Whoa!

Hey! Hey!

Maybe because Marsha'’s like a model agent,

I feel like Ellie'’s using this as her time to seriously,

like, be scouted or something?

- Love that, guys. - Thank you.

Good job, good job.

- All right. - That was kind.

- I love that. - We had good teachers.

Good comment.

So, am I going to sleep on your floor tonight?

Yay!

Bedtime stories as well. I want to laugh again.

Okay.

That Ellie and Bri situation. I feel bad about it.

I have to pay me consequences or however you say.

Tried the bunny costume first but it was too loose.

She had to fit into the dominatrix.

No, it'’d just been way too long they'’d been waiting.

- I know. - Good night. All right.

- Love you. - Sleepover?

Yay.

Have a good sleep.

I will. I hope you have a good sleep, too.

I don'’t know if I'm being dumb.

No, no, no.

Woof, woof!

Oh my God...

Any slight movement?

Oh, my God.

She'’s once again sleeping in the boys'’ cabin.

It'’s making me look like I'’m this horrible person

who'’s abusing her that she cannot even sleep

in the same cabin as me.

Which is quite a----ed-up thing to do to somebody.

Morning.

You'’re the best.

I just realized how good our sleeping times are.

Because, like, we all end at the same time

and wake up more or less the same time.

Because, with Ellie, she'’d come in about 2:00 A.M., lights on.

me.

Okay, I need to go down to the laundry.

Oh, mate, it'’s just----ing annoying.

Bri just needs to shut the [bleep] up

and have a chat with El.

Sort your differences and be done with it.

Yeah.

It'’s... No, it's not.

It is.

Hey.

What'’s going on?

So, I just wanted to say,

like, I know I have my problems as well.

Mm-hmm.

And I'’m sorry that I affected you.

And I'’m sorry that I haven't been sleeping in the cabin.

Yeah.

And I don'’t know if that's, like, made you feel weird.

Yeah. I don'’t know.

I mean, you can do anything you want.

- Yeah. - It'’s just kind of unusual.

Yeah.

- Hello. - How'’s that?

Yeah?

- What'’s going on? - I don'’t really know.

You'’ve been teaching me so well.

Yeah.

But in some ways, it was almost,

like, belittling, in a sense.

Belittling?

- Just... - Whoa.

- That'’s a strong word. - Okay, okay.

- I'’m out. - Wait, wait, wait.

Ellie, please.

I'’m checking out at belittling.

I'’m not engaging in that at all.

It'’s out of----ing line.

Belittling. Are you----ing kidding me?

Bri says, I'’m belittling her and making her feel stupid.

She'’s made it very apparent that she'’s very smart.

Sometimes you do just make me feel sh--ty.

If you feel that way, that'’s your own

insecurity you'’re feeling.

I have had it.

Like, I'’m sorry. This victimhood needs to stop.

I'’m allowed to feel what I'’m feeling.

I'’m frust... like, yes, I have every right to be mad.

Belittling.

I can'’t----ing believe this.

That'’s just how I felt.

You are not going to tell me I am belittling you.

That'’s it.

Next on "Below Deck Med..."

- Rich, get your life. - Oh, no.

Oh, you'’re belittling me.

Sometimes you just make me feel dumb.

I'’m belittling her.

- Are you? - I am not.

Injustice frustrates me.

Is your flight this afternoon?

Yeah.

This is the worst possible time for a mistake like this.

Sh--.

Put the brake on. Stop the anchor, Stop the anchor.

Please.

We'’re not going to be able to get our anchor up.