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Previously on "Below Deck Med..."

We had a massive provisioning [bleep] up.

There’s no champagne, no rosé.

Unfortunately, your items were delivered

to the wrong water taxi.

Well, tell them that they ----ing suck.

I just wanted to apologize. I had to change the menu.

The lobster didn’t arrive in time.

Being a self-taught chef,

my whole career is fake it ’til you make it.

-Oh. -Nice.

-It’s so good. -They love all your food.

Hala-luh-yah.

I’m so confused.

You’re still waiting for your stuff, too?

I don’t think she has much experience in laundry,

to be honest.

Bri says that she’s worked on boats before.

Questionable. Sorry.

I’m happy I can pull my weight.

I’ll be your bosun.

I’m going to make you lead deckhand

if you guys are happy with that, too.

Yeah, of course.

I like to teach. I’m in charge.

We all single then?

Yeah, we all single.

-I’m not. -You’re not single?

-No. -Taken?

My partner’s the second engineer on the last boat that I was on.

We’ve only been together five months or so.

What happens when he’s on a boat full-time

with some really attractive girls?

I owe no loyalty to anyone.

I’m just enjoying the moment.

You get yourself to bed.

What is the strawberry?

What’s right and what’s wrong?

Am I doing the right thing or am I doing the wrong thing?

Maybe I like him like a little tiny bit.

I’m not going to speak.

I’m just getting water real quick.

I’m not going to speak to anyone.

I’m just going to get water.

What am I thinking? What am I doing?

I’m still in a relationship and I feel like I am definitely

having stronger feelings than I need to have in this moment.

I need to go to sleep.

I don’t want to pressure or push her

into making any dumb stupid decision.

Oh, I’m so hungover.

I’m so tired.

Oh my gosh, I need about six more days to sleep.

Hello, hello.

I think I’m still drunk.

You went to bed so late.

So sorry if I woke you.

No.

I think I’m just really tired.

Yeah.

I’m just, yeah.

Good.

Please send me any outstanding invoices to management.

Last charter was the worst provisioning experience

I’ve ever had in my charter career.

So we’re changing provisioning companies.

I’m normally a three strike and you’re out kind of captain,

but when the first strike is so bad, you’re out.

Provisions Office.

Hi, this is Captain Sandy off Motor Yacht Mustique.

I was hoping to use your services for the rest

of my charter season and we’re picking up charter today.

So I’m going to send you a big order.

Good morning.

You think you could do that for us?

Absolutely.

We look forward to working with you.

-Yeah. -Likewise.

Let’s do this.

Yeah, sure.

Fast and hard.

Hey...

I regret not going straight to sleep.

And then I showered and went to bed.

But I got to leave because I need to be on deck.

-Love you. Bye. -Ciao.

Hello.

Oh, oopa.

Are we going to be okay with provisioning wise?

I got a new provisioner company.

-Oh, amazing. -Yeah.

-Fingers crossed. -Yeah.

Next charter’s going to be much more reliable.

-Yeah. -Okay, cool.

-Deck team, start detailing. -Copy that.

Good morning.

Oh, good morning.

What’s your plan for keeping track

of guest laundry going forward?

We definitely need to have a notebook in here.

Yeah.

Because we cannot just do this.

Yeah.

What the [bleep]?

Where are you?

Falling apart.

Every charter I want smoother and smoother,

impress Captain Sandy, you know,

be her best bosun ever.

It’s like basically saying yes, just with more letters.

What are you doing, bro?

-Just like little touch ups. -No worries, dude.

Girls, do you guys want to finish cabins?

Copy, copy?

-Bri. -Yeah.

-I want to teach. -Okay.

When I started yachting,

I tell myself a specific amount of time to complete the task,

and that’s it.

Okay. One, two, three. Eee...

This is the actual speed that we make beds.

You’ll get used to it.

I’ve only been in the industry for two years.

I know my place. I know I’m the baby.

Moving on to the next one.

Okay, wait, hold on. I’m not done yet.

She’s like a baby giraffe.

You know when they just come out of the womb

and their legs are wobbly

and they’re just trying to figure out how to walk?

That’s Bri.

-Thank you so much, Ellie. -Of course.

Aesha, Iain, Jono.

Meet me in the crew desk for a preference sheet meeting.

-Copy. -I’m coming.

All right.

Exciting.

Right.

So, Gigi Fernandez is a 17-time Grand Slam doubles champion.

Two different times,

she won the gold in the Olympics.

Whoa!

I actually had her as a charter client

and we became friends after that.

Okay, captain, we’re clear of all obstructions.

I was going to ask you if that was stressful,

like playing center court Wimbledon

or something like that.

Yeah, it was stressful.

I had a great charter with them

and that’s why they’re coming back.

-That’s amazing. -Yeah.

Yes! I want to do it with you.

Okay, all right.

The chef I had with her charter

did like seven courses each meal.

So, her expectations are high.

Today for lunch, we have a tomahawk bone-in rib eye.

That’s so good.

So day one, Mexican food with grilled fish tacos.

Okay. Great, love it.

Possible morning yoga session on the yacht.

Roberta’s the yoga instructor.

Water toys at anchorage.

I’m going to anchor in Russian Bay

and there we could do water sports.

After that, I’ll haul the anchor.

We’re going to Poros and there’s an anchorage

right in front of the town.

So, let’s go over her preferences.

Julie, no mayonnaise, no lamb, veal, turkey, duck, pork.

She also has a gluten allergy.

Spice level 8 to 10.

I feel like most of these guests are good with spice

except for Roberta.

She hates seafood,

whereas seafood is one of the top requests.

I think you’ll be challenged.

I really want to please her.

They’re used to getting whatever they want when they want it.

I don’t know if I really have that much exposure

to a group having this many varying preferences.

I’ve never worked at a restaurant.

I have an Olympian with high end taste coming aboard.

It’s a lot of pressure.

Sometimes I don’t even feel like a chef.

I still relate to being a designer

and I’m like, oh, yeah, I cook.

Pressure makes us better.

Sure.

Coming up...

We lost Laura.

Oh, sh--.

God, no, no, no, this can’t be happening.

What’s happening?

Guest arrival in one hour and 30 minutes.

Look at that beautiful towel.

-Stunning. -Isn’t it?

You should be a stew.

I should be.

All crew, we’ve got provisions.

How are you?

Oh, my God, are you a provision company

that actually knows how to provision?

-I got this. -Oh, I’m sorry.

I need the exercise.

Did you get all your stuff today?

Absolutely.

What a great company.

Hey, oh.

So nice to have things I ordered and they come on time.

Thank God.

Perfect.

Hi, Ellie. I’m juicing.

Thank you.

Is that a euphemism for something else?

[laughing]

There might be a little something starting between us.

Joe’s body. Come on.

The juice is definitely worth the squeeze.

Ellie, Ellie...

Copy.

See you in a bit.

Thanks, girls.

The cabins look really good.

[thud]

All crew all crew, on the dock at 12 o’clock in your whites.

-Copy, cap. -Copy.

I smacked my head.

-Oh, no. -So hard!

It’s a massive lump.

Groovy, baby.

What’s the drink we’re making?

Just like a frozen cucumber drink.

Wow.

Okay, here we go.

All crew, all crew to the main deck aft.

Yay.

Let’s rock and roll.

I’m so excited for this charter.

Oh, my God. Here we go.

-Wow. -Hi.

I’m so happy you’re here.

Oh, my God.

Awesome-sauce.

Here’s a little towel for you.

I love these shoes.

I love your look.

Green is my favorite color.

Welcome on board.

I’m so happy you’re back.

Aesha is going to show you around the boat,

and we’re going to take off for your first adventure.

[cheering]

Yay!

Welcome to Mustique.

Change into your reds before you load the luggage.

So, let’s head up here.

Sorry didn’t get your message, charter guests just got on.

-Love you, bye. -This is sundeck.

Do you think you could lift that much?

-No, no. -I don’t think I could.

You’re going to be right into the water sports, aren’t you?

Deck crew, as soon as the luggage is on board,

we’re going to take off.

Copy.

So, there’s a king there.

There’s a twin. Here’s another king.

We’re going to play musical beds.

I’m good wherever you put me.

I am!

Namasté.

And then we’ve got the primary suite.

Come on in, everybody.

-Yay! -Yay!

Come on in!

I’m so excited to have you all here.

What time did you want lunch?

-Around two-ish? -Yeah.

-Can I go on the bridge? -Yeah.

Captain, passerelle stowed away.

We’re matching.

I’m so happy you’re here.

I just want to watch.

Okay. We can release the lines.

Copy. Releasing lines.

Dropping starboard ground.

-Give some slack. -Yeah.

Basically, if your passion is your work, then it’s never work.

-Yes. -All lines on board, Captain.

Wait. You got to focus. You got to concentrate.

Yeah.

No traffic on starboard side bow.

Cap, you are cleared to swing. All clear.

Good on the bow.

It’s not a party till the spill.

-Yeah. -For shizzle.

Deck team. Deck team. Bring the fenders on board.

Copy that, Iain.

That was pretty good.

Yeah.

Joe, can you go done for two hours please, man?

Copy that.

So where’s everyone from?

That’s where President Biden’s from.

My tennis partner is his next-door neighbor.

-Really? -Damn right.

I feel like these guests have a way higher expectation

than the last guests.

Biden’s neighbors.

Yay!

Please, Poseidon, god of the ocean,

give me stews who know how to do their job.

Please.

Can you go down for an hour?

Of course.

When I go like this, I get pancake boobs.

Anything on lunch time?

They said two is absolutely fine.

Okay.

Yay!

There we go.

-Woo! -Good job.

-Shall I bring it down? -Yeah.

I’m on a ----ing break.

So am I.

Oh, God. Look at you.

Woo!

They seem nice.

The funky-looking lady. She’s my cup of tea.

Her hair is wild, eh?

-So you play tennis? -We all play tennis.

-Really? -Yes.

-It’s like tattoos. -You got any tattoos?

On my ribs and then on my lip.

And you?

No, but I find them quite sexy.

-Bye now. -Ciao.

Bye now, I’ve had enough of you.

Ellie, Ellie, you can change into your reds.

Copy.

Howdy.

[laughing]

I’ve been waiting to give someone a fright, yay!

Oh, my God.

You need to teach me how to be flirty.

I can do that.

And how to be seductive as [bleep].

Who are we aiming for?

Eyebrows?

-No, just in general. -Okay.

Yeah. Joe.

I definitely have chemistry with Joe.

Cheers.

Wow. That’s sexy as sh--.

Ah!

[laughing]

I’ve never had a dance like that.

I’ll never forget it.

There’s more to come.

He’s the guy I want.

Everyone has needs, and sometimes

my needs need to be met.

Usually, when I set my eyes on a guy,

he’s already interested in me,

so I just need to give him the green light.

That’s just how it goes.

We’ll see.

We’re gonna wing-woman each other.

Yes, that’s our mission.

Coming up...

How was the chicken?

Is it okay?

It’s usually not great if people aren’t wowing from their seats.

We’re going to start lunch soon.

I really like the table.

Well done.

Yeah, thanks.

Hello, welcome.

Love the outfit change.

Meow.

So one thing we need to do is find a place

to do the yoga before dinner.

Yeah.

The request today is a Mexican-themed lunch.

And actually, the last boat I worked on,

the owners were from Mexico.

I’m going to bring the spice.

The tacos are going to be talking.

They’re going to be saying, eat me.

Eat me.

Woo, girl.

I love the retro look of this runner.

Jono, we have all the guests here,

so we’re going to start water and wine.

Copy.

Mm-hmm. I see you, spice.

-Do you like any rosé? -Would you like some water?

Yes.

-Some water for you, then? -Yes, please.

Do the mushrooms.

Then I’m going to grab stuff from you shortly.

-I’m just rearranging. -All right.

She’s got washing in the twin,

and she just wants to wash in cold water.

-Yep. -Ow.

[bleep] Gael! Sh--.

Get your sh-- together.

Are there any that I can start taking?

All of this stuff, I would love that.

Thank you.

Here we go.

-One, two, three. -These are ready?

-Yep. -Yep.

Happy.

After the whole paninigate,

last trip...

I am definitely biting my tongue,

which is kind of hard for me,

because I’m currently working on my seventh language.

[laughing]

Yeah, so all I can do is just remain professional,

going forward, and not let this affect my job at all.

Grilled mushrooms with stuffed jalapenos.

-Dietary restrictions. -Okay.

-What’s this? -Fish tacos.

What’s the sauce?

It’s a mango sauce and a lemon cilantro sauce.

-And this is? -Mexican rice with chickpeas.

Okay.

Here we’ve got a fish taco.

-Thank you. -Oh, that looks so good.

This one is vegetarian and gluten free.

Okay.

Interior team.

I’m heading down to the laundry room.

Do you like it?

-No, you’re right. -It’s like an Indian curry.

-You’re right. -Ooh, that’s spicy.

Very much.

So this is from the twin cabin on cold.

-Good? -Yeah, let go.

You implying I’m a failure?

Bri’s back from break,

so she’s doing the whole laundry thing.

Perfect.

Bri, have you got everything written down

so you don’t forget?

I’ll do it right now. Thank you, Aesha.

I’ll try and do the best that I can do in laundry.

I hate laundry so much.

I’m so confused.

It’s literally leaking water. What the [bleep]?

Thank God for the notebook

because it was literally impossible

to remember everything in my head.

I don’t know why I didn’t think about this first,

but notebook, best idea.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you want to go down until four?

For sure.

Gael, Gael.

Alrighty.

Bri, Bri, we can start clearing.

On my way.

-Did you enjoy lunch? -It was good.

Are we doing water sports?

Come on, let’s do it.

You getting in your suit, kid?

I guess so.

What are you doing over there, sis?

My stretches.

Oh, I could get used to this.

Nah.

Right.

More than it already is.

I need someone up on the anchor.

Ready to drop?

I think you guys would love

coming to a music festival with me.

You do have like a wizardy look.

Drop the anchor.

-Three in the water. -Copy.

That’s three shackles in the water.

Great.

All right, you guys can get into your wets.

-Chicken. -Okay.

I’m going to just go upstairs and prepare crane.

-One of you can join me. -Easy.

Season still early, but I have a really good team.

Everyone’s improving. Things are going smoothly.

No one’s an idiot.

Yeah.

What time do you think you’d like dinner?

How about we’re sitting for dinner as the sun’s going down?

-Okay. -8:30?

Perfect.

Would you like late night munchies?

No. Thanks for asking.

-Of course. -Ready?

Ready.

Jetski’s coming down now.

One, two, three.

Ah, the wave runner.

Love it. Look at her light.

-We’re going in the water. -Of course.

Let’s go.

Whoa!

Yeah!

All right, ladies, have fun.

She’s good at everything she does.

Whoo!

Iain, Iain, one of the guests

have asked me to go on the paddleboard with me.

Yes, you can go, Nathan.

I’m coming.

Let’s see what you made of.

Yeah.

You got it.

Oh, my boyfriend’s calling.

Nice, slip it up.

Hi, honey.

Oh, it’s so nice to hear your voice.

We’ve got these guests on.

One of them is Sandy’s friend.

It’s this lady, Gigi, and she’s won 17 Grand Slams in tennis.

They’re just lovely.

When I get these little check-ins from Scott,

it’s this really wonderful way of bringing me back to reality.

He’s visited me before, actually,

and life would just be way easier if he was a yachtie, too.

Yes, I loved them.

Scott could totally work on a boat.

When you see the way he runs his bar in Breckenridge,

oh, he didn’t do that properly. He didn’t do that properly.

Like, he has got the highest standards,

so him on a yacht would be a perfect match, actually.

All right, honey pie. Bye.

Nathan’s still on the jetski.

And Gael?

Gael, Gael. Go take three hours.

I’m just the only person on the swim platform at the moment.

Yeah, Joe’s coming to relieve you now.

-Hey, thank you. -Enjoy.

Hey.

After dinner, when we do the Toga competition,

-Gigi wants you to be a judge. -Yeah.

You know, when you pull up those numbered cards?

Yeah.

I love that these refined, elegant ladies

requested a Toga competition.

After dinner they want a Greek tunic-making competition.

Basically, like, togas.

Oh, togas.

This is reams of fabric for the competition.

Maybe the Grecians wore togas because they had so many orgies.

It’s just open and waiting.

They liked to [bleep].

Oh, that’s cool looking at the history, isn’t it?

-Yay, amazing. -Okay.

[phone chimes]

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Cheers, guys.

Yeah.

Take your shirt off! Take your shirt off!

We’re trying to row back to the yacht.

We’re actually going backwards

because the current is that strong.

Woo! Woo!

So, yeah, we’re stuck at sea.

I am sh--ting myself.

Is the current bad?

-What’s happening? -We lost Laura.

Oh, sh--.

Are you okay?

Come on the platform, Iain, please.

Come on the platform.

What are we going to do?

Oh, my God. No, no, no.

What’s happening?

We lost Laura.

Is the current bad?

Come on the platform, Iain, please.

Come on the platform.

[horn sounds]

Hold on, baby girl, baby girl.

I don’t know.

They’ve come back on a catamaran.

Iain. I need you on the platform.

Coming.

Do you want a jump in or do you want me to jump in?

-I’ll jump in. -Cool.

Oh, sh--.

-Go, go, go. -Gotta be quick.

Oh, sh--.

There’s not a good look...

This doesn’t make me happy.

Captain, that’s tender away to pick up guests.

Come see me as soon as the guests are back on board.

This is embarrassing.

Was he on a paddle board with them?

He was on a separate paddle board.

-There you go. -Thank you so much.

No one really was watching them.

That’s my fault. I should’ve had eyes on.

That’s a lesson learned.

I appreciate that Joe was accountable,

but that goes back to Iain.

You need two people watching the guests at all times.

It’s Iain’s job as the bosun to delegate the watch person.

-Get back. -What happened to you?

We got blown away.

I think you might be in trouble, but we’re glad you’re safe.

That was strange.

I’m not happy.

Always have your eyes on the guests.

Guests are in the water on any toy.

One person in the tender follows them.

Always. Make them a priority.

That’s it.

-Go apologize to Gigi. -I will.

Well, I mean, I didn’t know.

If you’re not told or you don’t see,

you’re not going to know. That’s the annoying part.

Yeah, I just got to keep eyes on my team more than I would have.

Gigi, I just want to apologize for that.

No, at the end of the day, it shouldn’t have happened.

But time for a slide?

-Yes. -Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Woo!

Aesha, Aesha. I’m done with laundry.

100%.

-What are we doing? -We’re going to yoga.

Deck, deck.

-Thank you. -Pleasure.

That was an error.

Would you like to take some water with you?

Yes.

How are you guys going?

You stressed, are you all right?

I’m fine. It’s a bit annoying.

I didn’t even know they were out of it.

Having three of you on the swim platform, I really thought,

I wouldn’t have to keep my eye on them as well

when I’m doing all the toys.

I don’t know if Iain’s forgotten the last 15 minutes,

but he sent me down, not watching the guests.

Gael, go take three hours.

Joe’s coming to relieve you now.

It’s kind of on him.

We learn. We learn.

Yeah, copy that.

What time is dinner again? It’s...

We’ll still prep anyway,

because I don’t want you to be in that situation again.

Thank you.

And I am sorry it happened.

We’d like a big plate of nachos in here.

Nachos?

Can we get two shots of vodka.

We ordered the mojitos.

I’m upset at what happened.

I’m committed to making sure that this doesn’t happen again.

Not only for me, but for her.

At the end of the day, we’re a team,

and we need to have each other’s backs.

It’s finished. It’s behind us.

-We’re going to improve. -I’m ready to move forward.

-Exactly. -And work well together.

Same.

-Hey, girls. -Hi, teacher.

I’m sure you guys understand that was a massive [bleep]-up.

Iain, can I just give a suggestion

when people are out in the surfboard?

Well, before something like that happens,

you need a radio, but also to be fair,

I was up on Bridge Deck doing the slide.

The three of you are back here, so you guys need to be on it.

But, um, oh well.

Iain knew exactly what’s going on,

because I full-blown told him to his face what’s going on.

What should have happened in hindsight

is Gael should have stayed on the platform with me.

So take accountability for your actions as well,

because I have...

We’re bringing everything on board.

Start with the tender on the boat.

Let it be a mind, body, spirit moment for you.

Bri, do you want to jump into cabins?

Copy.

Come here and tie line to your stern.

Make it easier for us to get the crane on in this wind.

Copy.

Nathan, if you could just pass the stern line to Joe.

Nathan, that line you have, he’s going to tie to his stern.

Breathe in some bright light.

Exhale out any stress you’re feeling.

Nathan, that line you have, he’s going to tie to his stern.

Copy, thank you.

Nathan, you’re going to have to give him his stern line, bru.

Watch you’re in reverse, you’re in reverse, you’re in reverse.

Both come up and get a painter line.

Housekeeping.

Feel your breath. There’s your focal point.

I can’t get over my gut.

Pull the painter that way.

-Yeah. -It’s coming around.

Just feel that as you bring it together.

Synchronized bed-making.

Join me in the middle.

Wait, I didn’t do the fold.

Bri seems receptive to my advice, so if Bri fails,

I would see that as my failure as well.

Should we do the blinds?

No, keep the blinds. I’ll do them later.

In terms of stewing, I would be like a Lamborghini.

I am fast. I am your A player.

-Let me put this down quick. -Do that quickly.

Bri would be like a Mazda.

Like she’ll get you from point A to point B.

[laughing]

Yay.

Just find some stillness here.

Take your time. We’re in no hurry.

-Coming down. -And release.

Nice job, everybody.

Are you guys going to go and all get changed and stuff?

-We sure are. -Are we getting changed?

Shower, change. Come back out.

We did the cabins. We did the beds.

-It makes me feel good. -Nice. Thanks.

-Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. -Let’s go, baby.

Deck crew, deck crew. Are you guys ready?

Get the slide in, please.

Let’s go pull the bottom bit onto main deck.

One, two, three.

Deck crew. We’re ready to go.

Nathan, can you try and pull it? Come here.

No, just leave the line, dude.

What’s the line? Just leave the line.

You want me to just leave it?

Just come here. Come here.

Leave the line. Drop the line.

-Nathan. -Yeah.

Come here.

Move that chair out of the way.

And now you pull on the back here while we pull up.

I have no time for a micromanager, mate.

Are you guys inflating or deflating with the pump?

-Deflating. -You sure?

Yeah.

One, two, three.

Captain, Captain, slide on board.

Great.

Both of you quickly tie them so they’re not gonna float away.

I know I’m getting a bit frustrated,

-just deal with it. -I get it, I get it.

Ahem.

Iain’s stressed.

To be a leader, you know, you have to be tough

and sometimes you bark at them and they bark back.

Okay, starting to haul.

That’s anchor on the waterline.

Great. I’m gonna head over to our new spot.

ETA to location is 15 minutes.

Decorations.

How’s it going in here?

Good. I was just busy sorting everything out.

-So organized. -Thank you.

Well done.

Get ready to drop.

Port anchor ready to drop.

-Iain, I love him. -Same.

I know what I’m doing, just shut up and leave me at it.

Anchor down.

I’ve got one and a half shackles in the water.

Thank you.

Voila.

What kind of micromanager have you dealt with?

What do you mean we’re not allowed to go for ----ing pints?

What cheeses are these?

Gouda, Truffle-Pecorino, brie.

Okay.

I’m gonna go back down and finish up the laundry.

You’ve been on fire today.

So good.

Bri has improved so much this Charter.

She’s like a Pokemon.

She’s like going from Charmander to Charizard.

She’s like, she’s just slowly going to morph

into a more evolved Pokemon.

Could you maybe let me know when the guests start coming up?

Yes.

Let there be light.

Hey, baby. Are you feeling better?

Like, I’m sorry...

Neglecting and not talking to you enough.

I’m gonna be a better girlfriend.

I love you. Bye.

What else?

Is everybody ready for dinner?

Happy with this.

Oh, sorry.

This looks absolutely fantastic.

Yay. Thank you so much.

How are you? Hello.

Oh my God, what on earth?

Here we have snacks.

Look at this.

This is what I imagined Greece to look like.

Perfect.

I’m gonna go down for a while now.

Yeah.

-Oh my God. -Oh, that’s beautiful.

It’s like a little mythological garden.

For our toga party.

Yes, exactly.

Do you know that you guys have to get dressed

for the toga party?

We’re ready to go.

Bring out your best outfit.

Are we having a competition?

My life is a competition.

Do you feel that way?

That everything you do is a competition.

When you have to beat your two-year-old at cards,

that’s a problem, right?

I’m gonna say yes.

Do you want to go help in cabins?

Yeah.

Bri-Dizzle.

-Hello. -Where are you at?

-In the twin. -All right.

There are clothes behind these curtains.

I would put them in front of the curtain.

Imagine you’ve got like two minutes to finish the task.

-I need a watch. -Exactly.

Would you like some pinot grigio?

Yes, please. Thank you.

The chicken is cooked perfectly.

Bri, Bri, can you help to run some plates?

Copy, on my way.

Did you want to do synchronized service with us?

Oh, yes, I do.

Nice.

You don’t want to put your uniform on for this?

Oh, [bleep].

Bri, can you please go get into your black dress?

-Quick as possible. -On it.

I forgot to change for dinner.

You’re crazy, bitch.

We’re just gonna get the gloves.

Gloves, nice gloves. Nice gloves.

Oh, that’s fun.

All right, we’ll wait down there.

I’m doing seven and one veg.

Beautiful.

Substitute chicken with cauliflower steak.

-Looks good, nothing. -Yeah, it does look really good.

Are we gonna eat soon? I think we’re ready.

We walk out the doors.

You’ll be the two on the left-hand side.

-Okay. -So what actually is this?

Seared tender chicken breast and a coconut lemon sauce.

The expectation of a Mediterranean charter

is five-star food.

-It’s ready to go. -All right, cool.

Gigi has traveled the world.

She has dined in some of the finest restaurants.

Chicken is really not something

that you serve on a superyacht.

Everything has to be perfect.

Wow.

Look at you all.

Oh, my God.

So you’ve got the seared chicken breast

with lemon, coconut sauce,

and the substitute is cauliflower.

Whoa, chicken.

Bon appetit.

-We’ll go with it. -We’re gonna try to do it.

Pretty.

I like it.

-You’re all finished? -Okay.

You’re starting at six tomorrow.

-Are you sure, darling? -Mm-hmm.

So quiet.

Everyone’s quiet at the table

and coming from someone who proclaims very loudly

every time they love food.

Mmm. Mmmmmm.

Mmmmm.

I just feel like it’s usually not great

if people aren’t wowing from their seats.

How is the chicken? Is it okay?

Thank you, that’s wonderful. Thank you.

Deconstructed sponge cake.

[laughing]

Would you be able to pop these in the pantry?

Thank you.

Ellie, Ellie, could I grab some hands to run some plates?

On my way!

Oh, my God.

I’m going to scoop sorbet onto the plate.

Interesting.

Sponge cake?

It’s the most boring out of all the cakes.

It’s gluten free, okay?

This is like poop on a platter.

You make me serve chicken

and then I’ve got to give them sponge cake.

Like, I’ve got to be the face of all of this sh--.

Okay, I can do this.

You have the gluten free, right?

-Yes. -Oh, my God.

-Chocolate!

Oh, no!

How is that possible?

It’s a deconstructed chocolate sponge and a raspberry sorbet.

-All right. -Enjoy, guys.

Deconstructed.

-It’s an intense flavor. -It’s pretty unusual.

I saw chocolate and got excited.

Is it okay?

[groans]

-Still eating? -No.

Toga party! Shall we start the competition?

I know Sandy can’t wait to do some judging.

I’m hoping that if I rush into the toga party,

they won’t have time to think about their dessert.

All right. We’ll be back with toga outfits.

So we’ve got fabric and some headbands and bracelets.

Oh gorgeous!

Ellie’s gonna make a dress for Gael.

Joe’s gonna make a dress for me.

We’re gonna do a time competition.

Yes, we’re gonna do a time competition.

Yeah.

-Go! -All right, go!

I have no idea what’s going on.

What is this?

This is a crop top. It’s not a toga.

Don’t touch her boobies.

That is awesome.

Okay, we’re ready to judge.

No, we’re gonna be judges.

Do you like the necklace?

Is that a ----ing butt plug?

I thought it was appropriate for Roman times.

Has that been washed?

[whistles]

Let’s go.

Introducing Medusa!

[laughing]

Hey!

Think about it, think about it.

Next is Alexandria.

Lovely, lovely, lovely.

Gorgeous! Theodora!

A four!

[cheering]

This is the worst.

Why did we do this?

Last, but not least.

Princess Harriet.

Nice butt plug.

Who are the winners?

We have a tie. They both got ten.

Woo!

Well done.

A butt plug!

[laughing]

-Good night. -Good night.

See you tomorrow.

-I’m so tired. -Go on to bed.

-Good night. -Thank you so much.

Good night. Sleep well.

-Good night, love. -Good night.

Actually, yes.

Thank you.

-Morning mate. -Hey, bro.

-I’ll see you tomorrow. -Yeah, boy.

Oh, bed finally, thank God.

[alarm sounds]

Get the [bleep] out of my face.

Do you want to mess with the bull?

But shouldn’t it be me that’s giving horns?

Like, what?

Breakfast is a ticklish one.

It takes time to assemble juevos rancheros.

Especially when it’s three options for eight people.

I work very hard to make sure that the guests are happy.

And I get a lot of satisfaction when they are happy.

Looks good.

-Good morning. -Good morning, darling.

This looks great.

This is so gorgeous.

You’re looking at history.

You don’t get this anywhere else in the world.

No.

Let’s go, ladies.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

Yes.

Jono? All guests now up.

I have eggs ready.

If everyone would like to make their way to the table,

breakfast will be ready shortly.

We would love to.

-This one’s ready? -Yes.

This is the juevos rancheros.

This is your gluten free.

Right, okay.

So if you could just bring an egg that’s hot,

everything else is fine.

I’m so sorry.

Jono, can you do an extra hot egg for primary?

Oh, my God.

We’ve got a fun day at the beach today.

Oh, man, we got to get pumped.

-How’s it going? -Hi.

Good.

We’re going to go to our next destination.

How was your breakfast?

Um...

They were cold?

No.

Chicken.

And then when you call something deconstructed,

it just means that it didn’t work out.

So your chocolate cake last night?

It was not good.

-But I have a high standard. -I know.

To be on a charter yacht, you want the food to be superb.

Right.

I know Gigi.

She wouldn’t complain just to complain.

I’m sorry.

-I gotta go be with my guests. -Thanks for letting me know.

We’re going to fix it.

Jono had a good first charter under the circumstances.

But because we didn’t have provisions,

it also didn’t allow me to see what he was capable of.

Jono, Jono, can you please come to the bridge?

Copy, on my way.

Next on "Below Deck Med..."

-We’re not set up at all. -At all.

We weren’t told that the guests were on their way.

I just want to know why he didn’t just let us know.

What an amazing time.

The food was okay.

Damn.

I’m going for Joe.

She knows I’m attracted to him.

And she doesn’t seem to care about any of that.

Jesus Christ.

You can’t call dibs.