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Welcome back.

I'm Peter Summers.

There's been a number
of deaths recently,

which have been attributed
to the curse of Amityville.

Amityville, Long
Island, New York,

for those of you
who remember, was

famous for the killing of six
members of the same family

by Ronald DeFeo on the
13th of November 1974.

Now there have been several
books written on the subject,

on the house where the
murders took place,

and of the shore side
town itself.

But unfortunately, a lot of this
is just big touristy gimmicks.

Some even say the evil lives in
the catacombs beneath the town.

We at News 24 don't
say this ourselves.

The recent deaths, according
to several conspiracy websites,

are due to a hex that's been
chanted by several vloggers.

Now a vlogger, for those
of you over the age of 30,

is a video blogger.

Now according to these sites,
several of these vloggers

have died in mysterious
circumstances.

Now we at News 24 are unable
to confirm any of this.

And we wonder why.

Now it's over to Matt,
with the weather.

Matt?

Hey guys, CoolDuder here.

Back again with one of
my weekly live stream

chat shows on my channel.

I'm still trying to
figure out exactly when is

the best time to do these.

Because I feel like I'm
always consistently doing

these very late at night.

And I'm always getting
comments going,

Shawn, what are you doing?

Do you ever go to sleep?

You seem to be up all night.

And you know, where I am,
it's like 2:30 in the morning.

What are you doing?

Yeah, like I said, I'm trying
to figure out exactly the best

time to do these, and
all that kind of stuff.

But basically, if you guys
are new on the channel,

I do these every week.

And it's pretty much just me
going through your questions.

You guys can ask me anything
you guys would like.

Kind of personal
questions about myself,

movie related questions.

Because my channel is a
movie related channel.

So I'm always
reviewing new movies,

talking about brand
new DVDs and Blu-rays,

and all that kind of stuff.

I've also been doing
some videos on like myths

and horror related kind of
stuff, urban legends and all

that kind of stuff as well.

That's some of the newer things
I've been doing on the channel

as well.

But on here though, feel
free to ask me anything

you guys would like.

Also if you guys are not
a member of the channel,

feel free to become a member
of the channel as well.

You guys can find out about
that underneath all my videos

on the channel.

So we'll go through
here and start answering

some of the questions.

And you know, I'm
also going to try

to make sure not to
miss anybody questions.

Because sometimes I'm
pretty bad with missing

some of the questions, or
sometimes I'm really far behind

with the questions.

So I'm really sorry if it
takes a long time for me

to get to one of your questions.

But don't worry, I
will get to them.

I'm not purposely
skipping any of them.

Although if there's any of
them that are kind of weird,

and you're trying to ask me
strange stuff or something

that I don't want to answer.

Then of course I'm going
to ignore them, ignore you,

and probably block
you on the channel,

or one of my moderators is
going to block you on here.

But we'll start
going through here.

And the first question I see
here says it's from Mc13.

He says, have you ever
been to any haunted houses?

Well when it comes
to haunted houses,

I never really went
to a haunted house.

I've been to like
things that are

said to be haunted,
like the Whaley House,

and some of that kind of stuff.

And I'd say like the only
time I was ever somewhere that

was kind of haunted or I
had like a weird haunted

experience, was when I was
driving across country.

I ended up staying in
one of those hotels that

was shaped like a tee-pee.

And I think it was
like stay in a wigwam

or something like that.

And in there, there was all
sorts of weird stuff going on

in there at night.

I remember I was hearing like
this, like from the other bed,

I heard like these weird noises.

It sound like
somebody whispering.

It was like, oh, well,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like all these
strange whispering

sounds and strange stuff.

So that was the only
weird thing I ever

had like a haunted type thing.

And I see a question
here from BigMan1.

He says, have you ever
heard of the Amityville Hex

or done it yet?

Do a video on that.

The Amityville Hex?

No, I have not heard about
the Amityville Hex at all.

Like I have absolutely
no idea what that is.

And if you want me to do a
video on it, like I said,

I have been doing stuff on
like urban legends and myths

and creepy stuff as well.

Just to kind of add some
variety and range to my channel.

Because I can only do so
much movie related stuff.

I mean like, I live movies.

That's like what I love.

That's like what my
channel is based on.

But I do want to try
and do more stuff.

So I'm definitely, after
I get off of this chat,

I'm going to look up
the Amityville Hex.

I don't want to do it now.

I kind of want to do it,
if I do anything on it.

You know, if, it's a big if.

Big if, BigMan1.

Like I said, it's a big if.

But if I look it up and
it seems interesting,

I will definitely, definitely
do a video on that.

But thanks so much though,
for your suggestion for that.

Because I'm always
looking for video ideas.

So if any of you guys have
any video ideas, please let me

know.

So that's definitely
one, like I said,

I'm definitely going
to look that one up.

Thanks for tuning in
to the D-man podcast.

I'm David Manning a. k.a.

D- man.

And today we are going to
debunk the Amityville Hex.

You've seen it online.

You've seen it on the gram.

You have seen it go
viral with the hashtag

#AmityvilleHexChallenge.

And this crazy
challenge is where

people are reading
the Amityville Hex

and then bad things happen.

Ooh!

But it's a bunch of bullshit.

So we're going to
debunk that right here

right now on this show.

And you're going
to get to watch.

Because basically people
read these things,

and then supposedly they dropped
dead, and they die on camera.

And that's just not happening.

So we're going to debunk that
for you right here right now,

stay tuned.

Hey guys, Shawn C Phillips
here with a brand new video.

And this one is not a
DVD or Blu-ray video.

I get a lot of crap for
doing way too many of them,

and clogging this whole channel
up with DVD and Blu-ray reviews

and that kind of stuff.

So I've been doing more and more
stuff on myths, urban legends,

and all that kind of stuff.

But this one I actually
think you guys might like.

Because a lot of
people who watch

my channel are into
horror and horror

movies, and horrific kind
of things and scary things.

And well there's a whole new
thing going on right now.

I don't know if you guys
have heard about this.

It's kind of like going viral.

It's a challenge called
the Amityville Hex.

Basically what this is, there's
a thing you have to read.

And I have it on my phone
what it is you have to read,

And I want to read it.

And I know it's total,
total, total bullshit,

and absolute crap.

But I thought it
would be fun to read.

And I'm going to also put
underneath this video,

the whole thing so
you guys can read it.

Maybe you guys can make
some video responses.

If you guys make
any, send them to me.

And maybe I'll make like
a whole video compiling

some of your responses
if you guys make any.

Because I would
love to see maybe

we're all like conjure
up the devil or something

demonic, or scary or
something really creepy.

Well basically though, what this
Amityville Hex challenge is,

is what it is you're summoning
the devil with this thing

you have to read.

And you can do this
with a Ouija board.

You can do this with like a
glass of wine or a voodoo doll.

Which I'm not sure how it
works with a voodoo doll.

Because usually a voodoo
doll is like you have someone

you don't like.

And you get it and then like an
ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend

or something, and
you attack the Voodoo

Doll in it's private area
or something like that.

And go after them,
you know, so I

don't know how that voodoo
doll works with this thing.

But the way I'm going to do
it is the old fashioned way.

And the way that I feel like
would be the most effective,

just reading it out loud.

Reading it out,
seeing what happens.

Maybe something
scary will happen.

I absolutely doubt it.

It's not, nothing's
going to happen.

But I have it on my phone.

So we're going to read it
out, see what happens here.

Let me find it.

OK, hold on.

I know I should be a
little bit more prepared.

I don't edit this stuff.

Everything I do is
off the cuff, OK.

So like I said, this is
going to be below this video.

So you guys can read it as well.

Maybe you guys can
read it along with me.

You guys can screen capture and
read along with me if you want.

Or just like I said, make
a video and send it to me.

And I'll make like a whole
video of you guys reading it.

And we're all conjure
up something scary,

something spooky.

OK, OK, all right, enough
talking here, Shawn.

Let's get to it, OK.

I ask the dead,
I call upon Thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

Amityville Hex, consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call it
the number 666 three times.

How original.

And do so.

666, 666, 666, my
this hex take me over.

OK, Amityville Hex, I'm
ready and I'm really scared.

So we're OK, what's happening?

Did my?

What happened?

Nothing happened.

Still here, nothing
freaky happened.

I don't know.

I could have set
something up, you

know, like some
bullshit kind of thing.

And like made something fall
down or fall off the shelf.

Like a click-baity kind of
thing, or a fake kind of thing.

But I just was going to read
it and see what happens.

And nothing really happened.

So here's the thing,
guys, leave me comments

below letting me know
if you guys have heard

about this Amityville Hex.

If you guys have seen any of
these viral stuff going on

about it, and all the things
that people are doing.

And maybe let me know if
you've heard anything crazy

happening to anybody.

Because I'd love to know.

Maybe like, but
nothing here happened.

So let me know in the
comments below though,

let me know if anything
happens crazy to you.

I'm really curious.

So

Anyway though, guys, thanks so
much for watching, subscribing.

Like I always say, if you
guys enjoy these videos,

Definitely,
definitely, definitely

give this video a thumbs up.

And don't worry there'll be
more DVD and Blu-ray review

videos soon.

I'm just trying some
different things.

Can't do the same
things all the time.

You know you got to branch out.

So anyway though, guys,
thanks again for watching,

subscribing, and I'll
see you guys later.

Bye.

OK, so we are going
to read this hex.

And we're going to prove
once and for all that is just

a bunch of dingbat, bullshit.

Crazy stuff.

OK, don't buy into this hype.

It's not real, people.

It is not real.

It's not real,
it's make believe.

And it's just to get you to
click, click, click, and get

the view counts up.

OK, so I'm going
to read this thing.

And you're going to see for
once and for all that it's fake.

OK, so here we go, all right.

I ask the dead,
I call upon Thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

Amityville Hex, consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call out
the number 666 three times.

And do so, 666, 666, 666,
Amityville hex take over me.

See, nothing.

Not feeling anything.

Hi, guys.

Finally you've all joined.

Party can begin.

Happy birthday, Shawn.

Happy birthday.

I'd just like to wish
you a happy birthday.

Whoa, this party has started.

Thanks so much for
organizing all this.

I really appreciate it.

What have you got in that mug?

What are you drinking?

What's in that mug?

That looks like water, man.

I'm on Gin here.

Why does that not surprise me?

James.

I'm straight Edge.

James, look what I'm drinking.

No.

It's water for me.

It's 53.

I'm all out here, I'm empty.

I've been drinking all night.

We approve.

Down it, down it.

How'd you know?

Plenty more where
that came from.

That's non-alcoholic.

That's non-alcoholic,
I can see that.

Man, you crack me up.

Crack.

What's up with that voodoo
doll of Shawn, man?

I need to get a refund for that.

In you dreams, baby.

Ewe, now that's an image I
don't want to think about.

This things cracking up a bit.

Kelly, can we turn
off James' Cam?

What's that?

Oh, we're losing you, James.

We're losing you, James.

All I mean, happy birthday.

Cheers.

Cheers, happy birthday.

So I was thinking,
let's have a little fun.

Who's up for reciting the
Amityville Hex, the latest

creepy pasta?

That hex one last
night was freaking me

out just watching it.

Well, I investigate things.

But I must admit, I do find
it fascinating but not scary.

So I'm going to send you guys
a text with the hex on it

for you to read out loud.

So now let me know, let
me know when you get it.

OK, you should have it now.

I saw it, bro.

Do you actually
believe that shit?

I hope this isn't a dick pic.

I got it.

Or do I?

I wish I didn't, I'm home alone.

Got it.

Hexes are fake.

You can't get hexed
or hexed yourself.

See why I started
drinking early.

Quite dramatic actually.

So what do we do?

Do we read this?

We read it here, or
to ourselves or what?

All together?

So on the count of three,
let's all read this out.

Focus on it, state your
intention in a serious nature,

clear your mind first.

Clear it, clear it out.

And after my count of three we
will start and recite this out

loud all together.

OK, so let me load this up.

I'm going to get this loaded up.

Now get ready, everybody.

OK.

I'm a bit nervous about
this actually, not.

Because I don't
believe in this shit.

So it don't bother me, because
I don't believe in this shit

at all.

OK.

1, 2, 3.

I ask the dead,
I call upon Thee.

Let the Amityville
hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

Amityville hex, consume me now.

Make no mistake.

I call out the number, 666.

666, 666, 666.

May this hex take over me.

May this hex take over me.

Take over me.

I call out number 666, 666.

Come on, hex, take me over.

666666, may this
hex take over me.

I call out the number 666.

All right, guys.

Well that was fun, but
I'm calling it a night.

So good night.

Happy birthday, Shawn.

Love you.

OK, guys.

I really do have to run now.

I appreciate you so much
coming out from my party.

Hopefully next time we guys
can get all together in person.

But so glad to get to
hang out with you guys.

Even you, James.

Anyway though guys,
I'll see you later, OK?

And thanks again for coming
by and for the great birthday.

Bye bye, guys.

Hey, everybody.

Danny SinnerStalker
right up here.

And this video right up
here, I was on the internet,

checking out some stuff
on some YouTubers.

Buddy CoolDuder
did a video where

he's doing this
spell chant thing,

about the summoning
up this thing

called the Amityville Hex.

This sort of spell, it's
kind of going viral.

People are doing
this thing, and I'm

seeing some video footage of it.

And I'm curious myself
to see what I can do.

Might help with some views,
get some thumbs ups on it.

Who knows, a little
experimental video.

So for this to be
kind of a cool one

to check out and see what
happens, that kind of thing.

So I'm going to go read
this chant right now.

And after that I'm just
going to kind of wait and see

through the course of the
day and see what happens.

See if anything weird happens.

I don't really know.

I'm kind of skeptical about it.

But let's go find out
and see what happens.

For the last few days the
only thing I can hear about

is about this Amityville
Hex curse thing.

Well, I have received
like I don't know,

thousands of emails
and messages.

And everyone is trying to
get my opinion on this.

Well, you know guys, my
opinion is this is a big BS.

Please, a curse.

A curse?

With everything that's
going around right now.

No, no, no, I don't
believe it at all.

And because I don't believe
it, yes, I'm going to read it.

I'm going to read it
for you here and now.

Let's go.

I ask the dead,
I call upon thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my soul,
please take it.

Amityville Hex, consume me now.

Make no mistakes.

I call out the number
666 three times.

666, 666, 666.

And big BS.

What's up, it's your boy
Chester, the conspiracy killer.

And I'm back with another
video crushing conspiracies.

And boy, do we have a
doozy for you today.

But first, I need you to stab
that Like button and murder

that Subscribe button, so you
don't miss a single episode

of my conspiracy crushing.

So today I want to
talk about something

that's been doing the rounds.

Some of them are going around.

I mean, this thing
is everywhere.

I'm talking about
the Amityville Hex.

I'm sure you've heard about it.

I'm sure your kids
have heard about it.

Your mom's heard about it.

It's what people are talking
about at the dinner table.

Everybody's up in arms.

Ooh!

Now if you've been watching
my show for a while,

you know I love a
good ghost story.

But come on, a viral video.

As far as I know, ghosts
don't have YouTube accounts.

So hello, panties out of
bunch, get over it, OK?

It's some kind of a
marketing campaign.

There's probably a movie
coming out or something.

A new pickup truck
or a soda Pepsi hex.

Get it now.

Whatever, I don't
know what it is.

But I'll tell you
this, it's not real.

So, and to prove it, just
to get this out of the way,

I'm going to go ahead
and read the text that's

been going around that
supposedly starts the hex.

And then we'll know
once and for all.

Is the Amityville Hex real or is
it to sell the new iPhone 666?

We'll find out right now.

Are you with me?

Say it with me.

If you're watching
this at home, sitting

in front of your computer,
repeat the words I say.

Join me, OK?

You ready?

Here we go.

I got it written right here.

I ask the dead,
I call upon Thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

Amityville Hex, consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call out
the number 666 three times.

666, 666, 666, may
this hex take over me.

What's that?

I think I hear, nothing.

I hear nothing.

Why?

Because it's not
real, that's why.

Boy, this one was
pretty easy to kill,

because it's fake as hell.

So there you have it, folks.

I hope this helps.

I hope this helps
ease a little bit

of the pressure and the concern
about this little viral video

trend.

So don't forget, stab
that Like button,

murder that Subscribe
button, and check back

in tomorrow for a
follow up video.

And some new evidence
of the Mothman.

See you tomorrow.

Oh.

Who said that?

Hello?

Hey, Bill.

It's me.

Are you busy?

Well, yeah.

I've been on one
of my quest games.

And I'm like right really
stuck on something,

and I have really been
really going at it.

Well, I just got off the phone.

We did like this group
chat thing on Skype.

And Shawn made us read these
really creepy words to like

this incantation or something.

And I'm super scared and
I don't want to be alone.

Do you want to come over and
hang out for a little bit?

Well, I mean, are you sure?

Yeah, I really need
somebody here with me.

Kevin's not here.

And I don't want to be alone.

Well, I don't want to
let you down, you know?

I know how I say I'm going
to spend time with you

and come hang out,
and I never do.

So, OK, I can do it.

OK, thank you.

I'll see you soon.

All right.

All right, bye.

Bye.

But the devil is their map.

It is I, Hellen.

Bringing you another
episode of Hell on Earth.

So I have received a lot of
requests about this hex that

has been going around.

And it's very intriguing.

And I've been doing a
lot of research on this.

And it seems very legit.

So let's do this.

I ask the dead,
I call upon thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my soul,
please to take.

Amityville Hex, consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call out
the numbers 666 three times.

666, 666, 666, make
this hex take over me.

Signing off.

See you later my dead.

Forever with the
family that carried it.

My own branch of the family,
being rather distant,

we never suffered
from the curse.

Hey guys, it's Ken.

Oh man, sorry I haven't
posted in a while.

I haven't been getting
good sleep lately.

My fucking new neighbors that
moved in, I don't know, they're

playing some loud
horror movies all night

or something like that.

It's just, I'm not
getting good sleep.

It's weird sounds of screaming
and whispering and stuff,

driving me nuts.

But I'm going to get on some
of the latest games real soon.

So I just want to
check in with you guys,

and make sure everyone's OK.

So keep an eye out
for this channel.

Because you'll see a
lot more coming soon.

Talk to you guys later.

Don't forget to
Like and Subscribe.

There is a hex going around,
it's called the Amityville Hex.

And supposedly if
you say it out loud,

terrible things begin to happen.

Now, you guys know I'm
into things like this.

So I'm going to read
it out loud right now.

I'm a bit nervous,
but here we go.

I ask the dead,
I call upon Thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

Amityville Hex, consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call it
the number 666 three times.

666, 666, 666, may
this hex consume me.

OK, that was a little strange.

I will be documenting
what happens

in the next couple of days.

So stay tuned.

Dreams of bones,
and bats and bones.

Teenage mom's getting haunted
by a ghost on the stairs.

The vampires bite,
better beware.

There's a full moon tonight.

Hey everybody.

It is Andrew Deli on here, and
I am back with another video.

Today's video is
going to be something

a little bit different.

There's this kind of trend going
around the internet right now,

called the Amityville
Hex challenge.

I suppose is what it is.

And I wasn't going to do it.

I think it's kind
of like Bloody Mary

or candy man kind of thing.

Like I said, I wasn't
going to do it.

But my buddy, CoolDuder,
aka Shawn C Phillips did it.

And he recommended that I do it.

I think he actually
called me out to do it.

So thank you.

Now I'm going to do it.

Plus the views wouldn't hurt.

So I personally don't
think that this is real.

I know a lot of people
are kind of a little

too afraid to do it.

But I'm not afraid
of anything really.

So let's get right into it.

OK, so I'm supposed
to read the hex.

And then I'm honestly
not really sure what

is supposed to happen.

I'm assuming creepy
things will happen.

But we will find out, won't we?

Here we go.

I feel like I should light
candles or something,

but I don't have any.

So here we go.

I ask the dead,
I call upon thee,

the Amityville Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

Amityville Hex consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call out
the number 666, 666, 666,

may this hex take over me.

Let us see.

This is the very witching time
of night when churchyards yawn,

and hell itself gives up
contagion to this world.

What was that?

What was that?

Was that the computer?

I don't know.

What was that?

I think it's just the computer.

I don't know.

No, I don't know.

That was scary.

What was that?

We're fine.

We're fine.

Just go back to sleep.

So I've been looking
up, this Amityville Hex

has actually gone viral.

Now I don't know if
this is thanks to Shawn.

Because I know he's getting
really popular now online.

So I'm wondering
if it's him who's

kind of people are
watching these videos.

And I was reading the hex out.

And last night, I know
that Shawn put that up,

put clips of us
reading this hex up.

So I don't know if we're to
think that the Amityville

hex has actually gone viral.

But now I'm seeing
loads of people

read out the Amityville Hex.

So they're literally
get it down and they're

filming themselves recording
it, reading it out.

So it's definitely going viral.

I saw a number one
trending on YouTube.

Number one trending on
Twitter, was Amityville Hex.

So I think there's
something here.

I think it's kind of
like an online trend.

He thinks he's very much
like a creepy pasta really.

I had a bad dream last night.

I don't think,
I've looked it up,

people are having bad dreams.

That seems to be one of
the first things people

are getting.

So I was a bit freaked out
when I got up this morning.

But kind of reality kicks
in, you can hear my dog,

she's snoring her head off.

But yeah, so reality
is kind of kicked in.

And I think it was
just a bad dream.

I was reading up stuff
last night, this morning.

So I think it's sort of
that playing with my psyche

at the moment.

I'm not really worried.

OK, so right now I got
the hex spell right now.

So I'm going to
see what happens.

So I'm going to read this
off and see what happens.

And go from there.

I ask the dead,
I call upon thee,

Amityville Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

The Amityville Hex,
consume me now.

Make no mistake, I'll call
out the number 666, 666, 666.

Hey guys, I hope you
liked that live stream.

I hope somebody
liked it, because I

got my butt handed to me.

I'm still not doing too good.

My reaction time has
been crap lately.

I think it's still
a sleep problem.

These new neighbors
that moved in

or something, it's
just ridiculous.

Ridiculously terrible music
that they've been playing.

All it sounds like
is like whispers

and breathing and loud
thrumming, just all night long.

I

Already called the
cops, but they're not

going to do anything.

So I put in a complaint
with building management,

and we'll see what happens.

Anyway, should be some
new stuff coming up soon.

So don't forget to hit
Like and Subscribe.

And I'll see you soon.

Hey guys.

Shawn C Phillips here.

I just wanted to make
a little video on here

for you, kind of an update
on the Amityville Hex thing.

I mean, most of you
guys that video.

It did really well views.

And I know some of you guys
tried it out and everything.

And I was kind of acting
goofy about the whole thing,

and kind of not, you know,
just thinking it was bullshit.

And I was pretty sure that
it was absolute bullshit.

I mean, all this stuff, these
trend things are just crap.

But here's the thing.

Last night, me and my friends,
I was celebrating my birthday.

Don't worry about how old I am.

But I was celebrating
my birthday,

and we all were together.

And I was telling you about my
video and the Amityville Hex

video, and if they saw it.

And they all we were
all talking about it

and having a good
time, everything.

And I said you know, well, why
don't we all read it together?

It's just for fucking
shits and giggles.

Just as a joke, just to see.

OK, and the thing is we did it.

And this thing is,
not long after it,

I just started
getting this grim.

I mean, I'm usually very
positive and very, very,

I like to think uplifting
and somewhat, with my videos.

And I think I'm
pretty happy, I think.

I mean, that's how
I usually feel.

After we did that, we read it.

All of a sudden, like I
said, very soon after I'm

starting to feel
very, very gloom

and down and very unhappy.

And you know, I've had things
when I've been upset before

or something, but usually I can
come out of it a little bit.

But it's not going well.

I mean, I am in a very,
very dark, bad way.

I don't know.

That's all I can say is, I'm not
doing well right now after it.

So I don't think, if I
were all of you guys,

I probably would not fuck
with this Amityville Hex.

So it's day two now.

And I had another
bad dream last night.

I had another bad dream.

It was actually worse than
the one the night before.

I kept seeing this triangle
thing, same kind of thing,

this triangle.

I don't know if this is
anything to do with it.

I really don't know.

I saw my body.

I almost had an
out-of-body experience.

And I looked down and
saw my body laying there,

and that freaked me out.

I woke up muzzy head
again, headache.

I've looked up more
stuff, and people

are saying this shit is real.

I don't know if it is or not.

People are saying this
Amityville Hex is real,

and I'm actually
regretting doing it now.

Yeah.

Hey, guys.

Well, that was an
interesting night.

It's day two.

Yesterday I performed
the Amityville Hex,

a trend that is going around.

And I don't know,
I still am pretty

skeptical on if it's real.

I will say,
admittedly, that I had

some strange dreams last night.

But I think that was the
buildup in my own mind of how

this might work.

That being said, we'll
see what tomorrow brings.

Until then, last night, like
I said, the only thing I had

was like slight
trouble sleeping.

But I was all in my
head about the hex,

and what if it does work.

And maybe it won't,
but maybe it will.

And then I ended up
giving myself nightmares

by thinking about
if it could work.

And I kept dreaming about
tall figures, who kept

calling themselves my friends.

I don't know what
that's all about.

But yeah, it's only day two.

Still skeptical, but stay tuned.

And we will see if it
worked or if it didn't work.

I still don't think it did.

Feel like I'm going crazy.

Feel like I'm going mad.

Why don't you take
this thing back?

How do you not say, I thought
it was all a fucking joke.

How do you not say this?

How do you undo it?

Why tell me to do
this fucking shit?

Hey?

What you fucking want from me?

What do you want from me?

What is it you want from me?

How do I undo this fucking shit?

How do I unsay this?

I wish I never said
that fucking Hex.

Thank you, thanks Shawn.

Thanks all of you.

Because this is
fucking scary shit.

Its been like an hour, and I
am feeling a little bit weird,

like a weight on me.

Did you hear that?

I'm not playing this up
for the cameras, I swear.

Feels like something
just grabbed me.

I don't know what it was.

Like, I swear, I
feel like a little,

I feel a little
bit odd right now.

I ain't going to lie.

I feel a little bit odd.

Yeah, so I don't know.

I don't know if it's the
food I ate last night,

or if it's this the
spell thing I was doing.

I don't, I don't, I don't know.

I don't, I don't, I don't know.

I got to, I think I'm
just going to lay down.

So I don't know how
I feel right now.

I feel like there is...

I haven't felt this
way in a long time.

Where I'm actually,
I feel something.

I feel absolutely
excited right now.

Like I feel, I never
felt this way before.

I always felt numb all my life.

But this is the first time I
actually felt, I felt excited.

I see him.

I see him watching me.

Like he's here.

So something is here with me.

I can feel it.

There's been strange things
happening in the house.

I've been catching stuff
on my security cameras.

I'm hearing voices.

I'm not feeling right.

There's just a presence
here, and I know

it affects me when I sleep.

It's here constantly.

This all happened ever
since we did the Skype thing

with the Amityville Hex.

And I don't normally
believe in that stuff.

But I feel like something
came through, it had to have.

I didn't want to do it.

I knew I shouldn't have done it.

But I just, I didn't believe it.

I'm starting to believe there's
definitely something here.

I am going to film tonight, and
see if I can catch anything.

If something's in the room,
if something's here with me,

this should pick it up.

So here we go.

I don't know.

We'll find out in the morning.

But the devil is their map.

And they must go forth upon
the Earth, serving only the.

But the devil is their map.

But the devil is their map.

OK, so it's still day two.

It's just me and
my girlfriend here.

But I swear I just heard
someone call my name.

Hold on.

Did you call my name?

No.

Amityville Hex, is it working?

They're outside.

I know they are.

I'm safe in here.

I'm safe in the bathroom.

I'm safe in the bathroom.

Yeah, I'm safe in the
bathroom, aren't I?

Because I need
that fan to go on.

That noise of that fan.

I need that noise.

I need that noise
to keep going on.

I think that noise, because
it's drowning out the voices

inside my fucking head.

No one told me there'll
be voices inside my head,

did they?

What's up, guys?

Looks like I have a bunch
of haters out there.

So, who out there has been
sending me all this prank

stuff in the mail?

I think I'm getting a
little freaked out there,

that somebody maybe figured
out my home address.

Because I've just been
finding some really weird

stuff outside.

So yeah, I don't
know about that.

But anyway, yeah, next
week, don't forget

to keep an eye on the channel.

Because I'm going to be
streaming some multiplayer

extravaganza.

We're going to have
an entire fest.

It's going to be crazy,
we're going to have prizes.

So don't forget to Like and
Subscribe and keep an eye out.

Because we're going to be
flashing up a special number

for you to be keeping it out.

It's going to be right down
on the bottom hand corner.

And it's going to be...

First person to
send me that number

is going to win the prize.

So Like, Subscribe, see
what's coming up soon.

What's up, guys?

It's your bearded
homeboy back again.

And this time I got
a brand new camera.

And some bad news to
break to Sarah, because it

was kind of expensive.

So I figured you guys could
be my online witnesses

as I go introduce her to the
newest member of the family.

Come on in.

We'll see what she's got
to say when I get in here.

Hopefully she don't murder me.

That's never good.

Babe?

I got a surprise for you.

If you promise not to stab me.

The fuck are you doing?

Sarah?

Sarah, are you are you
fucking cutting yourself?

Please consume my
soul, Amityville Hex.

Sarah?

What are you doing?

Hello?

Stop!

Sarah, what are you doing?

Hello?

Hello, Sarah?

Why are you being?

Oh, oh, is this a joke?

Why are you being so...

Hello?

Hey, Sarah, stop.

Don't be stupid.

Why do you have a knife?

Stop, Sarah.

What are you doing, please?

Sarah!

Stop.

Why you so fucking close?

666, 666, 666.

Ow!

Ah!

Sarah!

666, 666, 666.

Consume my soul, Amityville Hex.

Consume my soul, Amityville Hex.

Consume my soul, Amityville Hex.

Please consume my
soul, Amityville Hex.

Please consume my
soul, Amityville Hex.

Please consume my
soul, Amityville Hex.

Please consume my
soul, Amityville Hex.

Please consume my
soul, Amityville Hex.

Please consume my
soul, Amityville Hex.

Please consume my
soul, Amityville Hex.

Please Consume my
soul, Amityville Hex.

He's here.

And I surrender.

I was laying down here.

Just to do a little update.

I mean, I feel like,
I feel like fucking

shit, like a horrible
fucking headache.

Yeah, I don't know what
the hell's going on?

Fuck!

The fuck is going on?

You'll see it.

Do the hex.

Do the hex.

Do the hex.

Do the hex.

666 is inside my head,
the Amityville Hex.

What does it fucking mean?

What does it fucking mean?

What does this
shit fucking mean?

I don't understand
what it means.

What does it fucking mean?

I don't want to do this
fucking shit anymore.

I don't want to fucking do it.

I have to have that fucking
noise of the fan on in here,

because the voices
inside my head

are driving me fucking crazy.

Today is day 3 after the hex.

I think I went into this
with the wrong mentality.

I haven't slept.

And I'm having full
conversations with...

What was I saying?

I'm having full conversations
with someone I think is here.

I don't know if
they're actually here.

Fuck this balding
hat, God damn it.

Hello, Hello.

God fucking dammit.

I got balding hat
hair in my mouth.

Jesus Christ!

Yeah, I'm not doing good, OK?

You saw the earlier video, you
saw the earlier fucking video.

I'm not doing good, not
even wearing my balding hat.

Never fucking take
this balding hat off.

And that is how
I'm fucking doing.

Not doing well.

Not fucking doing, not
fucking doing well, OK?

Not doing well.

I'm not fucking doing well.

Not everyone has to do
fucking well all the time.

Not everyone has
to be doing great.

Not everyone has
to be doing great.

Sometimes things
are not going well.

And well, I'm
hearing weird things.

I'm not happy.

I keep hearing things
in my head to do things.

Keep hearing things
I had to do things.

I'm not happy.

I'm not happy.

Fuck you, too.

Fuck these videos.

Fuck this shit.

Fuck all of you.

Fuck every one of you.

I don't give a shit
about any of you.

I don't give a fucking
shit about any of you.

I don't give a fucking
shit about myself.

I don't give a fucking shit.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you, every
single one of you.

Every one of you fucking
haters, any of you out there.

No, even the people
that like me,

I don't give a fucking
shit about any of you.

Fuck every one of you, OK?

Had enough of it, had
a fucking enough of it.

Had a fucking enough.

Absolutely, positively have
had a fucking enough of it.

I'm done with it.

I don't give a shit.

I'm done with all this shit.

I'm done with all of you.

I'm done with all me.

I'm done, done, done,
done, done, done, done,

fucking done, done.

Done with it.

Fucking done with it, OK?

Done with it.

So, fuck you.

Absolutely done,
fucking done with it.

Fucking done with it.

Fucking done with it.

Fucking done with it.

Absolutely fucking done with it.

Fucking down with it.

Fucking done with it.

Fucking done with it.

Fucking done with it.

OK, done with it.

OK, fuck you.

Fuck you, fuck
you piece of shit.

Hello?

Hey Bill, its me.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

So, I was thinking do you
want to come over tonight

and hang out for a little bit?

I got some drinks and a
really fun game we can play.

Yeah, yeah, that would be fun.

I had fun the other night.

But, I don't know about
whatever scared me, woke me up.

But everything was OK.

And yeah, I like
hanging out with you.

Did you know you're really,
really fun to hang out with?

You're so nice.

Oh, thank you.

But nothing scary should happen.

You'll be fine.

OK, well you're
very special to me.

And you've always
been a nice friend.

Thank you, you too.

OK.

All right.

What time am I
supposed to come over?

How about you head over now.

OK.

Do I need to bring anything?

Nope, I got it all covered.

OK, sounds fun.

Thank you.

Uh-huh, I'll see you soon.

Bye.

Bye.

Sucker.

The devil, the
devil is bad blood.

So tonight we're going to
play a game called Kill Bill.

And I'm going to catch
it all on camera.

The devil.

Hello, everybody.

George St over here.

Thanks for visiting.

I hope you've been doing well.

I'd like to tell you about
something interesting that

happened to me a few days ago.

I was talking to
some friends of mine.

And they were telling
me about this thing

called the Amityville Hex.

Now I assume that's named
after that possessed house

in New York State, which
they wrote a book about.

And there were three
movies at least,

made based on that story.

And I said, you know I
don't believe in hexes.

That's a bunch of crap.

I'm a man of science.

I believe in cause and effect.

Reading the hex is not
going to do anything.

I said, I can't believe
you educated people believe

in that crap.

And they said, George, I think
you're afraid to read it.

And I said, what,
afraid to read it?

I'm not afraid to read it.

I just think it's dumb.

I mean it's entertaining,
like tarot cards or tea leaves

or a crystal ball might be.

But it's pretty useless
to recite that hex anyway.

And they told me
a couple of people

had died after reciting it.

And I said, believe
me, they didn't

die from reciting the hex.

They died from something else.

So then one of my friends
dared me to read it.

And I said, OK, if you're
going to dare me, I'll read it.

So let's get this over with.

I'm going to, this will prove
to my friend that I did read it.

I ask the dead,
I call upon Thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

The Amityville hex,
consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call it out
the number 666 three times.

And do so now.

666, 666, 666, may
this hex take over me.

Well, I read it.

Sorry, I had to read it.

But I wasn't about to spend time
memorizing this faulty roll.

So we'll see what happens.

I'll let you know next time.

And maybe something
good will happen,

maybe I'll win the lottery.

OK, take care.

Day four.

I'm having regrets.

Well, there's people in my home.

I see them there.

They're very real.

I think I made a huge mistake.

If anyone out there can help me.

I'm trying, I'm trying,
I'm trying to perk up.

I see your fucking comments.

I'm trying to perk up.

I'm trying.

It ain't working.

Nothing's fucking working.

Nothing is fucking working.

Nothing can get me out
of this fucking slump.

Nothing can get me out
of this fucking slump.

Nothing can get me out.

Nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing's getting me out of it.

I've never been
like this before.

I've never been like this.

I've never been
like this, never.

I'm a happy, fucking,
happy go lucky person.

I'm happy.

I'm happy.

I was happy.

I was happy.

Once I was.

Once, a long, long, long, long,
long, long, long time ago.

A long, long time ago I was.

Things were nice once.

Things were nice once,
they're not anymore,

not anymore, not at all, not
at all, not at fucking all.

Nothing is working.

So quit leaving the
fucking comments, OK?

Nothing's working, OK?

OK, and yeah, I know
I'm acting weird, OK?

I'm acting weird because
I'm fucking losing it.

Losing it, losing it, losing it.

People lose it sometimes.

Sometimes people lose it.

Sometimes not
everything's better.

Nothing, nothing, everything's
fucking peachy, peachy hunky

Dory.

Nothings not like
that all the time.

That's not how life is.

Life's not like the
fucking like the greatest.

Like then that looks
like a beautiful life

or some stupid shit.

It's not like that.

Not everything is
always like that.

Not everything is always nice
and beautiful and lovely.

Not everything is like that.

So not everything is like that.

So stop with that.

Stop acting like
everything's fucking

beautiful, lovely, great.

Everything's going to be great.

You stay blessed.

Not everything is like that.

It's not like that
for me right now, OK?

It's not doing well like that.

I'm not doing well, OK?

I'm not doing well, OK?

That happens sometimes.

Sometimes people
do not do well, OK?

Sometimes all of a
sudden they're great,

and all of a sudden
they're not doing well.

That's how it goes, OK?

That's how it goes.

So stop with the comments.

Cut out the fucking comments.

Stop giving me your
fucking opinions.

I don't care what you say.

I don't care what you think.

I don't give a fuck.

OK, I don't care.

I don't care.

Keep it to yourself, OK?

Keep it to yourself, OK?

And you stop talking.

You stop talking to me, OK?

Shut up.

Shut up, shut up, OK?

Shut the fuck up, OK?

Shut up.

See you later, OK?

Fuck you, every one of you.

He's here.

Hey, Bill.

Have a seat.

Oh, whoa.

Look at all that stuff.

That is awesome.

What is all this?

Let me get us some drinks
and then I'll show you.

Oh, yeah.

Here you go.

Drink it.

What is that?

It's very, very good alcohol.

I don't usually.

You'll be feeling
good any second.

I don't usually drink alcohol.

I threw my hat.

Oh, man.

But all this stuff,
that's what I want to see.

Wow, this is awesome.

So this is a game?

It's a very, very fun game.

Oh, does it have cards with it?

Because I've got some cards.

No cards.

Nope?

Nope.

But what we're
going to do is we're

going to film all the fun
that we're going to have.

Oh.

So what do you think?

Well that makes,
where's the dice?

It's got to have dice.

There's no dice.

There's no dice, no cards?

What kind of game is it?

No dice, no cards?

I mean, come on, seriously?

No.

Think about it.

No dice.

Well there's stuff
hidden in the box.

That's what it is.

I know it.

There's stuff hidden in the box.

Open it up.

Hidden in the box.

Open it?

Yeah, open it.

It's a bag, What's
up with the bag?

Is there something in the bag?

Not yet.

There could be.

So we're going to put
something in the bag?

It's magic.

Magic?

I'm excited.

I'm excited.

Yeah.

This is cool.

Let's get another drink.

You want me to get
you another one?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah, yeah, this is cool.

Don't play without me.

I'm not.

Oh my goodness.

I can hear.

I can hear.

No!

No, don't come near me!

Don't come near me!

I don't know what's going on.

I don't know what's happening.

I don't know, I
don't know anymore.

I don't know.

You like that?

You like that?

You fucking like that shit?

Fucking had it.

Had it, fucking had it.

I've had it.

I've had it, fucking had it.

I don't know.

I don't even know what
I'm suppose to do.

Shut the fuck up.

I don't know what I'm
supposed to do anymore, OK?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want me
to do in these videos?

What do you fucking
want from me?

What do you fucking
want from me, OK?

Tell me what do you all want?

What do you fucking want?

What do you want?

What do you, what
do you fucking want?

What?

What the fuck?

You know I have thought
of myself as a fucking

entertainer.

And I'm done entertaining
every fucking one of you.

I'm done entertaining myself.

I'm done with it all.

I'm fucking sick and I'm
fucking tired of it all, OK?

So what do you want?

What else is there
for me to give?

What else is there?

There's nothing more, OK?

I have nothing more to
give to any one of you.

I have nothing more to give.

It's all too much.

I take this and I fucking
staple my fucking head.

I could staple my
fucking lips shut.

I don't give a shit.

Staple your fucking lips shut,
you fuckers, every single one.

OK, OK, OK.

The devil is their map.

And they must go
forth upon the Earth,

serving only the powers of evil.

The devil.

But the devil is their map.

So.

Is this the same stuff?

Yeah, just drink
it, you're fine.

Bottoms up.

So I got an idea.

Why don't you pick that up?

No.

How you feeling?

Well I kind of choked.

Ah.

Ah, what was that?

Was that?

Very, very expensive alcohol.

So we're going to play a game?

Why don't you pick up that
camera and we'll record it all.

But I got my mole.

So we're playing a
game called Kill Bill.

Hey, wait a minute.

What's the plastic for?

It's going to get really messy.

It's going to get messy?

Very, very messy.

Ah, yes, score cards again?

Kind of.

Oh, yes, you got scorecards.

Scorecards, ah, yeah.

Oh, what was that stuff I drank?

Did you like it?

Well yeah, but it's
like, I don't know.

Oh, you look really pretty.

Thank you, Bill.

But like, what is this game?

What is?

I know I'm not
supposed to touch it.

I'm not supposed to touch it.

Oh, and I'm supposed to, OK,
I'm supposed to record you.

Why don't you record what
the game is going to be?

OK, the game is
going to be there.

It's going to be there.

And there's going to be
something in the bag.

Do you want another drink?

Yeah.

Yeah?

OK.

I feel pretty good.

Hey.

Hey.

Here's some more.

Go ahead and drink.

Let me have the camera.

I got my ball.

Did you know that I got my ball?

Drink your drink, please.

No, here, drink up.

But I want to play with the,
I want to play the game.

We'll play it later.

You told me that we
were playing a game.

Oh, we're going to play.

You're not going to
be rude, are you?

No.

Because I came all the way
over here and by golly,

I want to play a game.

We'll play, Bill, don't worry.

Drink your drink.

I'm thirsty.

It seems like I
want to drink more.

Like I'm not getting enough.

Like I have a thirst like...

The devil does crazy things.

It's like I can't get enough.

At first I couldn't drink
it, but now I want more.

I want more.

I want to dance.

Hey!

So how are you feeling, Bill?

I'm feeling pretty good.

Did you drink your drink?

Yes, I did.

I drank it.

I drank it all.

And I got the blue bag.

You know what, I want to dance.

I want to dance.

I want to dance again.

I got some music, some music.

You're going to like this.

Oh, OK.

It's going to be good
stuff, all right.

Oh, do you have WiFi?

Oh my God.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're ruining shit, Bill.

Hello, everybody.

CoolDuder back here again.

And I'm getting a little
tired of all of you out there.

You have been giving
me no ends of shit

about the Amityville Hex.

And you've been saying I've
been putting all this on.

And I've been acting strange and
crazy to try and get attention.

I'm not trying to get attention.

The Amityville Hex
makes me this way.

I am this way from reading it.

In fact, I have a different
feeling about my entire life

after I read that hex.

So I am encouraging you,
every single one of you,

the haters, the
fans, all of you.

I am encouraging you to do
the hex, to read the hex.

And maybe you like what happens.

Because I'm really enjoying it.

I mean, I'm a little different.

I'm not the same.

And I'm not overrun
by DVDs and Blu-rays.

They are not taking
over my life.

I have other things now.

I have other interests.

I don't really know exactly
what they are at the moment.

But my main interest
is all of you.

I want every one of you out
there to do the fucking hex.

Don't laugh at it.

Don't give me no ends
of crap about it.

Don't continuously
say I'm lying about it

and I'm trying to get attention.

There's lots of videos
out there of people

who have done the hex, and
you see what's happening.

And I'm not going to
joining in with the crowd.

And I'm not playing
this up for attention.

And I don't need your pity.

This is what happens
when you do the hex.

And I like it.

And I want all of you
out there to do it.

So if you're out there
wondering about it,

I suggest you do the hex.

You will enjoy it.

So do the hex.

Tag me in the videos,
I'd like to see them.

I'd like to see how things
go for you when you do it.

So I'm encouraging you.

CoolDuder is encouraging
you to do the hex.

So go ahead, do it.

I'm guaranteeing you, you are
going to like what happens.

You are going to
absolutely love it.

I can't wait to see
all of your videos.

I'm talking to my friends now.

They're there.

I know they're there.

I can see them.

They're beautiful.

I can't let them go.

I don't want to let them go.

I need them to stay here.

I have to do what they say.

So just a little update,
it's been two days

since I said the hex, and I
haven't been able to sleep.

I'm exhausted.

And for the first
time in my life,

I've been experiencing
sleep paralysis.

Which is terrifying.

Every night I wake
up and there's

a shadowy figure standing over
me, and holding my arms down.

And I can't move
and I can't scream.

At first I thought
it was nothing.

But then this morning when
I woke up, I noticed this.

Fingerprints, bruises.

I'm not quite sure
what this means.

But I'll keep you guys updated.

I could take this hammer, and I
could bash in my fucking head.

I could take this hammer and
I could bash my fucking brains

in.

I could end it, live
for all you to see.

The circus clown ends it.

Ends it, ends it
live for all of you.

Shawn C Phillips
will be no more.

No fucking more.

And what will you do without me?

What will you fucking do?

Move on to someone else?

What will you fucking do?

Just move on, because
you don't give a shit.

You don't give a shit about me.

You don't care.

You don't care.

You don't care.

Why do you care?

Why do you care if some
guy fucking shows his DVDs.

You don't give a shit.

You'll just find
someone fucking else.

There's anyone else.

You'll just fucking
find someone else.

Move on, move on, move on,
move on to someone else.

Move on someone else.

Another fucking challenge.

Cinnamon challenge,
what fucking challenges?

Fucking stupid challenges.

Do videos about challenges.

Everyone to fucking
know about challenges.

Oh, just fucking challenges.

Did you see this one,
did you see this one?

She said, oh yeah,
did you see that one?

That was pretty cool.

Did you see that one, too?

You see that one?

Oh, that one was great.

That one that guy did this,
that guy licked the toilet seat.

Did you see that one?

Did you see that one?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
lots of challenges.

You like challenges?

You like fucking challenges?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

I know you fucking like them.

I know you like them.

Fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you.

Can you hear?

There's something
outside of this door.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

I can hear.

Can you guys hear it?

Oh my goodness.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

I don't want to die.

Oh my goodness.

This shit is real.

Oh my goodness.

This shit is real.

Its real.

Its real.

OK, guys, something funny
is going on here, OK?

This is all, I know
this is bullshit.

But something is
funny coming back on.

So I want you to see this.

This something.

Do you see if there's something?

There's definitely something.

I can feel it like
a little, there's

definitely something in here.

There's definitely... But
I'm going to fucking fight

this fucker off, OK?

What do you got, man?

Oh, oh, oh.

No, no, no.

I know something that
can stop the voices.

I just don't think I
can do this anymore.

Something's not right.

I'm losing so much time.

I keep waking up
in strange places.

And I've got weird marks all
over me, like bite marks.

I think I got most of
the blood off that,

I don't know if it was all mine.

So don't forget to
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Oh, Hello, everybody.

George St over back again.

You'll remember that the
last time we were together,

I recited this thing
called the Amityville Hex.

I only did that because
a friend of mine

who dared me to read it.

I wasn't afraid to read it.

I just thought it was silly.

I don't believe in hexes.

I don't think they can have any
influence on anything that's

going to happen.

Now it's true, a couple
of people got sick

and died after reading the hex.

But in my opinion they
would have died anyway.

So anyway, I read this hex.

And I will admit, I am feeling
a little bit under the weather

today.

I have a stomach ache
and a lot of fatigue.

But I'm not going to
lie in bed all day

with a thermometer in my mouth.

I'm going to go about
my regular duties.

So here I am, I'm
out in the yard.

I was cutting grass.

I just took a little break.

I've got a little more to do,
and Let me finish that up.

And then I'll come back and talk
to you some a little bit more.

The voices are still in my head.

I know they are.

But not for much longer.

No, no, not for much longer.

Because Amityville
Hex, Amityville Hex,

you don't exist anymore.

You don't exist anymore.

Amityville Hex, you
don't exist because I

slit my fucking wrist.

Please consume me.

I am yours, consume me.

It's over.

So, Bill is in the
bathroom puking.

Hopefully this doesn't fuck
up everything I'm doing.

I guess I have to
step it up a notch.

Consuming only the
powers of evil.

You all right, Bill?

Help me!

No!

I threw up.

I threw up a lot.

So fucking gross.

I washed my face.

But my hat, my hat
fell in the toilet.

It fell in the toilet.

My daddy gave me that
hat and my jacket.

You bet you thought it, too.

All right, Bill.

That is strong stuff.

Drink more, please.

A little faster, come on.

But the devil is their map.

I thought we were
going to play the game.

You've been telling me we're
going to play the game.

We're going to play the game.

We're going to play.

Well, I may need a minute.

Go to sleep.

Are you kidding me?

Bill?

What?

Are you ready to play the game?

I've been ready to play
the game for fuck's sake.

Do you have protection?

Ah, I know what you're thinking.

You got it.

You got one here.

No.

I got.

No, do you have a crucifix?

Do you have sage?

Do you have Jesus?

No, I got this.

God dammit.

Here, we're going to play.

Are we going to play finally?

All right, what do I got to do?

Are we going to open the box?

Yeah, open the box.

See that?

What's, what's that?

I'll show you what
that is, Bill.

You going to show me?

I will definitely show you.

What about the bag?

Oh, you'll find out.

I can't.

I cant move my arm.

That's the point.

Lets put your ball down.

Are you ready to play?

The devil is their map.

You want to know
what's in the bag?

What's in the bag?

Something very, very special.

Hey, hey, that's not funny.

That's not funny.

I have never been
able to stand you.

This is how you need
to be fucking dead.

You have been the
best sacrifice ever.

You have got to be
fucking kidding me?

What the hell happened?

Dammit.

Please just die, piece of shit.

Finally that mother
fucker is dead.

The devil is their map.

And they must go
forth upon the Earth,

serving only the powers of evil.

I result of the Cold
War over legions

of the dead to battle
for the souls evolving.

For this is the
goal of the dead.

But the devil is their map.

And they must go
forth upon the Earth.

Serving only the powers of evil.

Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da,
ta-da, ta-da, ta-da.

Yes, I'm sick of
performing for all of you.

I'm sick of having to peak
what you rely on, to get on

with your fucking lives.

You got to know about
my goddamn movies.

What movies did I get?

What DVDs and
Blu-rays did I get?

What fucking movies did I get?

I got this one.

What do you think of this one?

What do you think of this one?

What do you think of this one?

What do you think of this one?

Was it good.

Did you like it?

Is it good?

You liked it, didn't you?

Did you like it?

Was it good?

Was it worth watching?

Is it worth picking up?

Should I buy it?

Should I get it?

Should I get it?

Come on, come on.

Should I buy?

Come on, tell me.

Come on, give me the details.

Come on, don't just tell me.

Come on, should I buy it?

Should I buy it?

Come on.

I need to know, I need to know.

I need to know is it worth it?

Is it worth my hard earned
cheddar fucking cheese?

Is it worth my hard
earned cheddar cheese?

Is it worth my
hard earned cheese?

I worked hard for it.

Yeah, I work hard for
a lot of things, too.

I work hard for a lot
of fucking things, too.

So worked hard for it.

So yeah, my final hurrah.

So goodbye everyone.

Goodbye, goodbye.

The sacrifice has been made,
it's time to bring him back.

I ask the dead,
I call upon thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

Amityville Hex.

Now you know that's not going
to stop him from coming back,

right?

It's going to make me
feel so much better.

Fucking bitch.

Breaking news.

The world faces a
threat like no other.

Good evening, I
am Peter Hopkins.

A worldwide craze
has hit the internet,

with thousands playing
the game, Amityville Hex.

While little detail, the game
itself has been released.

It has become aware that
those who play the game,

become unstable before
ultimately dying.

The government has
announced plans

to shut the game down
as soon as possible.

For now, the government
has instructed

those who search for
Amityville Hex on the internet

to follow these simple rules.

Don't play.

Click away.

Save lives.

Hey, what's up?

Kyle here again.

So what's up, guys.

I'm here, I'm Mike
Ferguson, actor, stuntman.

I'm in my garage, because
I smoke pot out here

and I lift weights.

Anyway, so I have a
friend, Shawn Phillips,

who hit me up earlier.

Also known as
CoolDuder on YouTube.

To not, or dared me,
or some I don't know,

he was a little frantic.

Told me not to say something.

So I wrote it down, because
I'm out of printer ink.

And I'm going to do this
challenge or whatever the hell

it is.

It's whatever.

I'm not a superstitious
guy, it's fun.

All right, there's this
thing, some stupid hex chant

that's going around
on the internet,

and going on all
around social media.

I'm going to give a try.

My buddy, Shawn Phillips
said to check this out.

So all right, he sent me this
just about 10 minutes ago.

I ask the dead,
I call upon thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

The Amityville hex,
consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call it
the number 666 three times.

666, 666, stupid, 666, may
this hex take over from me.

The fuck?

That's fucking stupid.

The fuck, man?

Seriously?

Oh!

Oh!

I ask the dead,
I call upon Thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my soul.

What the hell is this?

Please take me.

This is weird.

Amityville Hex, consume me now.

I ask the dead,
I call upon Thee,

let the Amityville
hex consume me.

I offer you my soul,
please, please take.

Amityville Hex, consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call out
the numbers 666 three times,

and do so.

666, 666, 666, may
this hex take over me.

Just a little update,
how ridiculous

some of this stuff just
to bide my time is doing.

I'll hit you guys back later

Is something wrong with you?

What's that sound?

I read all about it on Reddit.

So I thought about
giving it a shot.

OK.

I ask the dead,
I call upon Thee,

let the Amityville
Hex consume me.

I offer you my
soul, please take.

Amityville Hex, consume me now.

Make no mistake, I call out
the number 666, 666, 666,

let this hex consume me.

I ask the dead, I call upon
thee, let the Amityville Hex.

I offer you.

Please take Amityville
Hex, consume me.

Make no mistake, I call out
the number 666, 666, 666.

Let this hex.

Oh my God.

Oh!

I call upon the dead.

Yes, the dead.

Consume, consume my feet,
consume my soul, my brain.

Consume it all.

The Amityville Hex,
the Amityville Hex.

I call upon thee,
666, consume, consume.

Yes, thank you, Amityville Hex.

What the fuck?

Bill?

Hey, Kevin.

I think I need to
go to the hospital.

OK, lets get your ball.