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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,992 --> 00:00:44,895 Okay. Oh, you know it. 2 00:00:44,928 --> 00:00:46,629 - Okay. - Okay. 3 00:00:46,662 --> 00:00:47,630 - There we go. - That's it. 4 00:00:47,663 --> 00:00:49,565 - That's good. - Okay. 5 00:00:49,598 --> 00:00:50,734 - Okay. - I'm okay. 6 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:52,002 Okay. 7 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:53,603 - Aah! - Shh. 8 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,304 Do you want me to put a pillow over your mouth? 9 00:00:55,337 --> 00:00:56,173 You gonna, like, choke me or something? 10 00:00:56,205 --> 00:00:58,340 - What? - Is it, like, a new sexy thing? 11 00:00:58,374 --> 00:00:59,875 No, so Stella won't wake up. 12 00:00:59,910 --> 00:01:01,477 Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'll just be quiet. 13 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:04,245 Okay. Okay. 14 00:01:07,950 --> 00:01:09,251 Shh. 15 00:01:09,285 --> 00:01:10,486 I'm sorry. I feel- 16 00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:11,687 I'm having a hard time. 17 00:01:11,721 --> 00:01:13,621 I'm... I'm a vocal lover. 18 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,961 Oh, what was that? 19 00:01:18,994 --> 00:01:20,962 Nothing. -Just look like you might throw up. 20 00:01:20,995 --> 00:01:22,363 - I'm fine. - You're sure? 21 00:01:22,397 --> 00:01:23,431 No, no, no, I'm fine. 22 00:01:23,465 --> 00:01:24,699 Is it me? 23 00:01:24,733 --> 00:01:26,668 - Are you nauseated by me? - Come on. 24 00:01:26,701 --> 00:01:28,536 Baby, you're my bear. 25 00:01:28,570 --> 00:01:30,437 - You look awfully nauseous. - I'm fine. 26 00:01:30,471 --> 00:01:31,639 Did you eat a crab salad again? 27 00:01:33,541 --> 00:01:35,410 - You did, didn't you? - No. 28 00:01:36,544 --> 00:01:37,978 Oh, no. 29 00:01:38,011 --> 00:01:41,648 Okay. Okay. Okay. 30 00:01:41,682 --> 00:01:42,784 That-that's fine. 31 00:01:42,817 --> 00:01:44,284 Stop. 32 00:01:44,318 --> 00:01:45,953 - Sorry, it's-- Sorry. - Just stop. 33 00:01:45,986 --> 00:01:47,320 You're so sexy though. 34 00:01:47,353 --> 00:01:48,889 - Thanks, baby. - You're sure you're okay? 35 00:01:48,922 --> 00:01:51,425 Honey, I'm completely and totally... 36 00:01:54,393 --> 00:01:55,763 Sorry. 37 00:01:55,796 --> 00:01:57,698 Baby, I think I might be pregnant. 38 00:01:57,731 --> 00:01:59,365 That's great! 39 00:01:59,398 --> 00:02:02,503 Oh, sweetie, that's fantastic! 40 00:02:02,536 --> 00:02:04,937 - Ugh. Sorry. - Ugh, yeah. Why don't we- 41 00:02:04,971 --> 00:02:06,873 Is it weird that I came? 42 00:02:09,509 --> 00:02:10,978 They're gonna to be here in five minutes. 43 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:12,945 - I got to poo! - You already pooed! 44 00:02:12,979 --> 00:02:14,981 I need to poo twice sometimes! When I'm nervous, I poo twice! 45 00:02:15,014 --> 00:02:16,582 Well, you're gonna have to poo later! -Fuck! 46 00:02:16,616 --> 00:02:18,584 Fine! 47 00:02:18,618 --> 00:02:19,918 Stella, 48 00:02:19,951 --> 00:02:21,653 how do you keep finding Mommy's dildo? 49 00:02:21,686 --> 00:02:24,389 - Fine. Just put it away, okay? - No. 50 00:02:24,422 --> 00:02:25,992 When did she start saying "no" all the time? 51 00:02:26,025 --> 00:02:27,560 - I don't know. - Hide your unmentionables. 52 00:02:29,661 --> 00:02:30,629 Hide your bongs! 53 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:40,906 Okay. 54 00:02:40,939 --> 00:02:42,974 - What's that smell? - It's bong water. 55 00:02:43,008 --> 00:02:44,910 - Hi! - Hi! 56 00:02:44,943 --> 00:02:45,976 Welcome home! 57 00:02:46,010 --> 00:02:47,745 - Hi! Yeah, come in! - May we? 58 00:02:47,778 --> 00:02:49,680 Come in. -If you decide to buy the house, uh, that is. 59 00:02:49,713 --> 00:02:51,049 - Hello. - They might. 60 00:02:51,082 --> 00:02:52,050 They like it. 61 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:53,417 Yes. Great. 62 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:54,685 - Well, yeah, so, uh... - Yeah. 63 00:02:54,718 --> 00:02:56,086 Sorry. Yeah, sorry to... 64 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,955 I know it's annoying to keep on dropping in. 65 00:02:57,988 --> 00:02:59,590 - No. Not annoying at all. - Not annoying at all. 66 00:02:59,623 --> 00:03:00,891 What's-what's annoying about this? -Yeah. 67 00:03:00,925 --> 00:03:02,093 Yeah, it's all good. 68 00:03:02,127 --> 00:03:05,095 So, guys, uh, here's the thing. 69 00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:06,730 We'll take it. 70 00:03:06,764 --> 00:03:09,366 Oh! -Oh, that was... 71 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,534 - Totally... - All right, well, that was... 72 00:03:10,568 --> 00:03:11,935 That was scary. 73 00:03:11,968 --> 00:03:13,070 Well, we love suspense. 74 00:03:13,103 --> 00:03:14,604 Oh, boy. Look. 75 00:03:14,637 --> 00:03:16,673 Guess your daughter found your vibrator. 76 00:03:16,706 --> 00:03:17,674 Stella! 77 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:19,043 She just keeps finding it. 78 00:03:19,076 --> 00:03:20,076 I don't know what-what's going on. 79 00:03:20,109 --> 00:03:22,545 - Stels, put that away. - Stels...! 80 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:23,813 - She just learned that word. - Don't even worry. 81 00:03:23,847 --> 00:03:25,815 I think I have that same one at home, right? 82 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:28,051 But ours is in black. 83 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,521 Black cock. 84 00:03:34,157 --> 00:03:35,658 - Yeah. Uh-huh. - Dude. 85 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:37,526 Well, maybe we should sign some stuff. 86 00:03:37,559 --> 00:03:38,527 - Yes. - Why don't we? 87 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,063 That'd be... -I think we, uh, should do that. 88 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,399 - We sold our house! - We sold our house! 89 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,401 - We did it! We did it! - -Well, okay... 90 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,570 - Whoo, yeah! - No, don't get too psyched 91 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:49,638 'cause you haven't sold it yet. 92 00:03:49,671 --> 00:03:50,639 You're in escrow. 93 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:53,941 What's that bullshit? Were you trying to fuck us over? 94 00:03:53,975 --> 00:03:54,876 - The fuck you talking about? - What does that mean? 95 00:03:54,909 --> 00:03:56,912 I asked you months ago if you understood 96 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,814 what escrow was, and you said yes. 97 00:03:58,847 --> 00:03:59,815 - Just say it one more time. - Maybe just say it 98 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:00,816 - one more time. - Yeah. 99 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:01,984 So, you know, just refresh our, uh, memories. 100 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:02,984 Okay. Very simple. 101 00:04:03,017 --> 00:04:04,485 Escrow is a 30-day period, 102 00:04:04,518 --> 00:04:06,020 wherein the buyer of the new house 103 00:04:06,053 --> 00:04:07,588 gets to do inspections and whatnot. 104 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,024 And assuming everything goes well 105 00:04:09,057 --> 00:04:11,458 and nothing changes with the living situation 106 00:04:11,491 --> 00:04:14,028 and, you know, spook them or something, you close, okay? 107 00:04:14,061 --> 00:04:15,830 So, wait-- do we have escrows on the other house 108 00:04:15,863 --> 00:04:16,831 we just bought in the suburbs? 109 00:04:16,864 --> 00:04:19,100 No. You have no escrow on that house. 110 00:04:19,132 --> 00:04:20,600 - Why the fuck not? - You do not remember? 111 00:04:20,634 --> 00:04:22,702 Because that house had multiple offers, 112 00:04:22,736 --> 00:04:24,772 and you screamed at me, "Do whatever you have to do 113 00:04:24,805 --> 00:04:26,674 - to get that house." - Yeah, I remember that. 114 00:04:26,707 --> 00:04:28,541 So I did it. So you have no escrow there. 115 00:04:28,575 --> 00:04:29,943 And then I asked you three times, 116 00:04:29,976 --> 00:04:31,544 "Do you understand what escrow is?" 117 00:04:31,578 --> 00:04:33,947 And once again... 118 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,849 you just nodded. 119 00:04:35,882 --> 00:04:37,716 Just like you are right now. 120 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:39,953 This is how the real estate crisis happened. 121 00:04:39,986 --> 00:04:43,823 Buyers can pop by at any time, okay? 122 00:04:43,857 --> 00:04:45,658 - Okay. - Okay. 123 00:04:45,691 --> 00:04:48,460 So your 30 days "do not fuck up" clock starts now. 124 00:04:48,494 --> 00:04:49,963 Look, can you just watch your language, please? -Yeah. 125 00:04:49,996 --> 00:04:51,530 She's holding a dildo. 126 00:04:51,563 --> 00:04:53,564 That's not a dildo. 127 00:04:53,599 --> 00:04:54,900 That is a... 128 00:04:54,934 --> 00:04:55,901 Toy. 129 00:04:55,935 --> 00:04:57,236 From a cartoon. 130 00:04:57,269 --> 00:04:58,570 - Japanese. - Mm-hmm. 131 00:04:58,604 --> 00:04:59,872 Anime cartoon. 132 00:04:59,905 --> 00:05:03,208 Well, I watch that cartoon every night. 133 00:05:03,242 --> 00:05:05,744 Ah, Jesus Christ, man, we're getting old. 134 00:05:05,778 --> 00:05:08,047 - Why do you say that? - Because our friends are dying. 135 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,248 No, they're... who's dying? 136 00:05:10,281 --> 00:05:11,883 Remember Joe Waterston? 137 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:12,884 - Yeah. - Dead. 138 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:14,186 - Really? - Yeah. 139 00:05:14,219 --> 00:05:16,587 Had this little weird mole on his shoulder. 140 00:05:16,621 --> 00:05:19,090 He was driving to get it checked out, hit by a bus. 141 00:05:19,123 --> 00:05:20,091 Dead. 142 00:05:20,124 --> 00:05:21,793 Are you okay, man? 143 00:05:21,826 --> 00:05:23,828 No, I'm not okay, man! 144 00:05:23,861 --> 00:05:25,797 I'm freaking out about Paula having a baby. 145 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:26,998 I-I don't think I can do it. 146 00:05:27,031 --> 00:05:28,598 Dude, you're gonna be a good parent. 147 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:29,733 - Don't worry. You're... - No, I'm not. I'm not. 148 00:05:29,766 --> 00:05:31,169 I don't know anything. 149 00:05:31,202 --> 00:05:32,737 Do you know you can't leave a baby alone? 150 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,806 Like, if you're at home and you want the baby to stay 151 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:36,707 while you go see a movie- unacceptable. 152 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:37,975 - That I do know. - You knew that? 153 00:05:38,008 --> 00:05:38,809 I did know that. 154 00:05:38,842 --> 00:05:40,677 How the fuck are you gonna have two? 155 00:05:40,711 --> 00:05:42,779 I don't even understand how that physically works. 156 00:05:42,813 --> 00:05:44,015 I'm actually not that worried. 157 00:05:44,048 --> 00:05:45,749 I'm a good father to one daughter. 158 00:05:45,782 --> 00:05:47,250 I think I'll be a good father to two daughters. 159 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,655 - Come on. - What? 160 00:05:51,688 --> 00:05:53,256 You're not a good father. 161 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:54,724 Fuck you. I'm a good parent. 162 00:05:54,757 --> 00:05:56,726 - Okay? Yeah. - Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 163 00:05:56,759 --> 00:05:59,262 Well, tell yourself that, because before you know it, 164 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:01,931 Stella is gonna be a tween who hates you, and it's gonna be 165 00:06:01,964 --> 00:06:04,033 your fault because you let her play with Kelly's dildo, 166 00:06:04,066 --> 00:06:05,935 because you're a bad parent. 167 00:06:05,968 --> 00:06:07,570 Me and Kelly are good parents. 168 00:06:07,603 --> 00:06:09,572 Don't take your shit out on me, okay? 169 00:06:09,605 --> 00:06:12,008 All I'm saying, thank God I'm having a boy. 170 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:14,143 'Cause girls are fucking hard. 171 00:06:14,176 --> 00:06:15,811 What are you talking about? 172 00:06:15,845 --> 00:06:17,680 Man, it's just, it's just easier with boys, you know? 173 00:06:17,713 --> 00:06:19,881 Like, like, when a boy gets laid, it's awesome. 174 00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:21,916 When a girl gets laid, it's bad. 175 00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:23,185 That's not true. 176 00:06:23,219 --> 00:06:24,854 You want your daughter to have sex? 177 00:06:24,887 --> 00:06:26,588 You're gonna be like, "Hey, Jimmy, good news. 178 00:06:26,621 --> 00:06:27,889 "Stella just got fucked. 179 00:06:27,922 --> 00:06:30,959 Come on over, let's have some beers." 180 00:06:30,992 --> 00:06:33,595 ♪ We stay together forever 181 00:06:33,628 --> 00:06:36,264 ♪ No matter the weather 182 00:06:36,297 --> 00:06:39,666 ♪ Nothing can break these walls we built ♪ 183 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:44,805 ♪ On top of the world 184 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,641 ♪ For life 185 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:49,344 ♪ You can't hold us down 186 00:06:49,377 --> 00:06:53,781 ♪ 'Cause we want to fly 187 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,983 Yay! 188 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,185 Welcome to Phi Lambda. 189 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,820 Yay! 190 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,821 This is such an exciting year. 191 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,656 If you're lucky and you make the cut, you'll be joining 192 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:06,060 a sisterhood and making best friends for life. 193 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,660 Yay! 194 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,695 We're getting a hot tub. 195 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:10,963 Yay! 196 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,666 We have all brand-new feather duvets. 197 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,269 - Yay! - That's dope. 198 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,904 And we got a new chef, and we're going gluten-free. 199 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,140 Eh, uh, hi. 200 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,308 Uh, what are you doing? 201 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:28,080 I tot-- I totally should've offered it to you first, man. 202 00:07:28,113 --> 00:07:30,149 I'm sorry. Like, pecking order, you know? 203 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,285 Who hits it first? No, you go for it. 204 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,920 No, we don't hit joints here, ever. 205 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:34,854 That's against the rules. 206 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:37,322 You're gonna have to take that out. Cup. 207 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:39,825 Cup. 208 00:07:39,858 --> 00:07:41,159 Like, this is $12. 209 00:07:41,193 --> 00:07:42,761 There's h-hash oil in the middle. 210 00:07:42,794 --> 00:07:43,727 Cup. 211 00:07:46,664 --> 00:07:48,834 Your parties must totally suck ass if you can't smoke weed. 212 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:50,869 - Am I right? - Oh, damn. 213 00:07:50,902 --> 00:07:52,269 Oh, we don't throw parties here. 214 00:07:52,303 --> 00:07:53,204 No sorority can. 215 00:07:53,237 --> 00:07:55,005 According to the Greek Council, we can't. 216 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,707 Really? 217 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:58,176 No, this is an actual, real thing. 218 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,444 In the United States of America, 219 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:02,279 sororities are not allowed to throw parties in their houses. 220 00:08:02,313 --> 00:08:03,881 Only frats can. 221 00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:05,149 Google it. 222 00:08:07,885 --> 00:08:09,853 Oh, my God, really? 223 00:08:09,886 --> 00:08:11,122 You just don't party? 224 00:08:11,155 --> 00:08:13,090 No, of course we party, stupid. 225 00:08:13,124 --> 00:08:14,657 We just do it at frats. 226 00:08:14,691 --> 00:08:16,894 Yes! 227 00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:18,361 Phi Lambda! 228 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:23,766 Hey. 229 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,102 Oh, hi. 230 00:08:25,136 --> 00:08:26,402 - Sorry if I interrupted. - Oh. No, I, uh... 231 00:08:26,436 --> 00:08:29,139 I don't actually know anyone here, so I was just 232 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:31,141 rereading old texts, so I don't look like a loser. 233 00:08:31,174 --> 00:08:32,342 So was I. 234 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:34,411 - No one was texting me. - Oh. 235 00:08:34,445 --> 00:08:36,312 Are you, uh, are you rushing Phi Lambda? 236 00:08:36,346 --> 00:08:37,880 Yes! Yes. I'm Beth. 237 00:08:37,913 --> 00:08:38,948 I'm Shelby. 238 00:08:38,982 --> 00:08:40,416 - This is exciting, right? - Yes. 239 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:41,784 Yeah, first frat party. 240 00:08:41,818 --> 00:08:43,452 Yeah, totally. 241 00:08:43,485 --> 00:08:45,154 Totally. 242 00:08:45,187 --> 00:08:46,755 Ten in the bucket. Yeah. 243 00:08:46,788 --> 00:08:48,258 Go. Hey, what's up? 244 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:50,160 - Ten in the bucket. - Okay. 245 00:08:50,193 --> 00:08:52,327 - Here it is. - You're cool. Get in there. 246 00:08:52,361 --> 00:08:54,296 - Uh, no way. - This is all of my money. 247 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:56,331 - No. No, no. We got a runner! - Thank you so much! 248 00:08:56,365 --> 00:08:58,300 ♪ Single ladies, I wanna see 249 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:01,403 - ♪ Your hands right now - ♪ Let me see you 250 00:09:01,436 --> 00:09:04,072 ♪ I wanna see you dance right now ♪ 251 00:09:04,106 --> 00:09:06,108 ♪ Single ladies, I wanna see 252 00:09:06,141 --> 00:09:07,775 ♪ Your hands right now 253 00:09:07,809 --> 00:09:12,046 ♪ 'Cause it's a party in my pants right now ♪ 254 00:09:12,079 --> 00:09:16,017 ♪ And you're invited, so don't be late... ♪ 255 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:17,851 Oh, my God. I feel like this entire room is 256 00:09:17,884 --> 00:09:20,720 just a giant arrow pointing upstairs so they can fuck us. 257 00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:22,690 Oh, my God. 258 00:09:25,992 --> 00:09:28,228 'Sup? You want to go upstairs? 259 00:09:28,261 --> 00:09:30,730 Who are you asking? 260 00:09:30,764 --> 00:09:32,099 I don't want to be rude, you know. 261 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:33,401 I really don't have a preference. 262 00:09:33,434 --> 00:09:35,802 - No. - 'Scuse! 263 00:09:35,835 --> 00:09:38,238 This isn't exactly what I expected, you know? 264 00:09:38,271 --> 00:09:41,007 Yeah, you mean, this fucking sucks, right? -Yeah. 265 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,942 And does no one know that the same song keeps playing 266 00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:44,511 - over and over again? - Oh, my God! 267 00:09:44,544 --> 00:09:46,379 I noticed and it makes me want to blow my brains out. 268 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:47,480 - Hi, I'm Nora, by the way. - Yeah. 269 00:09:47,514 --> 00:09:49,115 - Hi, I'm Nora. - Yeah, no. 270 00:09:49,149 --> 00:09:50,317 - Let's get out of here! - Let's leave! 271 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:52,484 I am so happy I found you guys. 272 00:09:52,519 --> 00:09:54,320 Yeah. -That was the most weird party ever. 273 00:09:54,354 --> 00:09:55,522 I thought college parties were 274 00:09:55,555 --> 00:09:56,855 supposed to be fun or something. 275 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:59,192 Yeah, I-I felt, like, unsafe. 276 00:09:59,226 --> 00:10:01,060 It was super rapey in there. 277 00:10:01,093 --> 00:10:04,463 If I'm being honest, I've never done drugs before, 278 00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:06,932 but college is about new experiences, 279 00:10:06,966 --> 00:10:09,000 and here I am, and I'm gonna do weed. 280 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:11,437 Okay. 281 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:12,804 Just, like, take a little bit. 282 00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:15,474 Wow, that's a big hit. God. 283 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,277 - Oh, my God. - You okay? 284 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,079 Oh, my God, do you need some water? -Are you okay? 285 00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:23,982 Oh, my God, I think she's gonna boot. 286 00:10:25,217 --> 00:10:26,284 If she boots, I boot. 287 00:10:30,154 --> 00:10:31,956 You're beautiful. 288 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:33,824 She's good. 289 00:10:33,857 --> 00:10:35,892 I think this is my thing now. 290 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,328 I can't believe you never smoked in high school. 291 00:10:37,362 --> 00:10:38,795 What'd you do in high school? 292 00:10:38,829 --> 00:10:39,930 I didn't tell you guys. 293 00:10:39,963 --> 00:10:43,300 Okay, um, I've been in a pretty intense relationship 294 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,868 since, like, third grade. 295 00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:46,870 - My God, like Cory and Topanga? - Beautiful. 296 00:10:46,903 --> 00:10:49,106 Stop! 297 00:10:49,139 --> 00:10:50,375 - Yes, exactly. - That's such a good call. 298 00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:51,841 I didn't- That's the cutest thing 299 00:10:51,874 --> 00:10:53,043 I've ever heard in my literal life. 300 00:10:53,076 --> 00:10:54,077 - Yeah, exactly like that. - That's cute. 301 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,813 Well, personally, I've made love to three men. 302 00:10:56,847 --> 00:10:58,048 Mm-hmm. 303 00:10:58,081 --> 00:11:01,250 Two were black, and one was Indian. 304 00:11:01,284 --> 00:11:05,821 Um... I've done, like, everything but. 305 00:11:05,855 --> 00:11:07,491 - But what? - Like, everything 306 00:11:07,524 --> 00:11:10,860 you can do, but that one thing. 307 00:11:10,893 --> 00:11:13,863 Oh, you've never eaten out a guy's ass before? 308 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,932 No, no, 309 00:11:17,966 --> 00:11:19,834 no... I mean, I don't know. 310 00:11:19,868 --> 00:11:22,972 High school kind of sucked, if we're being totally honest. 311 00:11:23,005 --> 00:11:23,806 Yeah, my dad was super strict. 312 00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:25,840 I had, like, really early curfews. 313 00:11:25,874 --> 00:11:26,941 You know, when he dropped me off at college, 314 00:11:26,975 --> 00:11:28,511 he gave me a rape whistle 315 00:11:28,544 --> 00:11:30,979 and this huge speech on how to behave myself as a young woman. 316 00:11:31,012 --> 00:11:33,249 Yeah, I mean, like, because of all that, I guess, 317 00:11:33,282 --> 00:11:35,150 I didn't really have much of, like, a social life 318 00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:36,918 when I was, when I was in high school. 319 00:11:36,951 --> 00:11:40,455 Girl, you don't have to say it. We get it. 320 00:11:41,557 --> 00:11:43,625 You had no friends. 321 00:11:43,658 --> 00:11:44,992 Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. 322 00:11:45,025 --> 00:11:46,927 Hey! R.A.! Coming through! 323 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,530 What up, homies? 324 00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:49,931 - Hi. Hi, Dustin. - Hi, Dustin. 325 00:11:49,964 --> 00:11:50,931 Hey. 326 00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:52,132 Kind of smells a little funky. 327 00:11:58,273 --> 00:12:00,174 Hmm. 328 00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:03,977 - Okay, are we done here, guys? - Uh... 329 00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:05,913 First warning, just the first warning. 330 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,182 I'm kidding! 331 00:12:09,215 --> 00:12:11,084 Oh, my... -You're adults. You're in college. 332 00:12:11,117 --> 00:12:12,653 You scared the crap out of me. 333 00:12:12,686 --> 00:12:14,921 Were you guys- were all of you smoking weed? 334 00:12:14,955 --> 00:12:15,923 We smoked weed. 335 00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:17,557 Goddamn it! 336 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,058 I fucking knew it! 337 00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:21,595 You don't do drugs! 338 00:12:21,628 --> 00:12:22,929 Do you?! 339 00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:24,264 Okay, we're cool? 340 00:12:24,298 --> 00:12:25,531 I'll see you fools later. 341 00:12:25,565 --> 00:12:26,932 Hit me up if you need me. 342 00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:28,034 Peace. 343 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:30,002 Oh, my God. 344 00:12:30,036 --> 00:12:31,337 Oh, my God! 345 00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:33,573 I am so sick and tired of all these guys 346 00:12:33,606 --> 00:12:35,941 coming into our lives and trying to tell us what to do! 347 00:12:35,974 --> 00:12:37,242 We're not little girls anymore. 348 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:39,245 We are strong adult women. 349 00:12:39,278 --> 00:12:41,347 Yeah, and sororities can't even throw their own parties. 350 00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:43,215 And, what, we can't even enjoy the frat party? 351 00:12:43,248 --> 00:12:44,983 We can't have fun in our dorm? 352 00:12:45,016 --> 00:12:46,918 You know what we should do? 353 00:12:46,952 --> 00:12:49,221 We should start our own sorority. 354 00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:52,156 One that can party the way we want to. -Mm-hmm. 355 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:56,128 And, like, most importantly, we can make sisters for life. 356 00:12:56,161 --> 00:12:57,596 - Yeah! - I want to be your sister. 357 00:12:57,629 --> 00:12:59,130 - I want to be your sister! - Yeah. -Oh, my God. 358 00:12:59,163 --> 00:13:00,331 Yay! 359 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,133 BFF! BFF! BFF! BFF! BFF! 360 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:05,570 Told you guys to shut the fuck up! 361 00:13:05,604 --> 00:13:07,204 ♪ Gotta cut loose, footloose... ♪ 362 00:13:07,238 --> 00:13:09,306 Poker night! 363 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,508 ♪ Sunday shoes 364 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,944 ♪ Please, Louise 365 00:13:13,978 --> 00:13:16,514 ♪ Pull me off of my knees 366 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,982 ♪ Jack, get back... 367 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,152 Selfie stick! 368 00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:24,354 ♪ Everybody cut footloose! 369 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,090 Yeah, so I've, uh, been designing Outback Steakhouses. 370 00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:28,391 Congrats. 371 00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:30,494 Yeah, lots of, lots of Outbacks. -Sweet. 372 00:13:30,528 --> 00:13:32,263 But, dude, tell me what's going on with your app. 373 00:13:32,296 --> 00:13:33,430 Changing the world and shit. 374 00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:35,098 You know, one dick at a time. 375 00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:36,666 One dick at a time. 376 00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:38,735 Seriously, that's a great idea, man. 377 00:13:38,769 --> 00:13:40,103 - Thank you. - Like, an app that makes pics 378 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:41,070 of your dick bigger. That's... 379 00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:43,506 I meant to tell you, I enjoyed your TED Talk. 380 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,007 Oh, thank you so much. Thanks for watching. 381 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,209 You're so successful. 382 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,211 Well, I mean, I'm still a cop, 383 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,612 you know, which is not that bad, not that bad. 384 00:13:50,646 --> 00:13:52,181 I mean, you know, it's a lot of rules now. 385 00:13:52,214 --> 00:13:53,615 We got to wear body cameras and all of that. 386 00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:54,516 And I don't know why they gave me one. 387 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,185 It's not like I'm gonna shoot myself. 388 00:13:56,218 --> 00:13:57,420 But, hey, I figured, look, 389 00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:58,720 if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 390 00:13:58,754 --> 00:13:59,721 What you up to, man? How you doing? 391 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,722 Oh, yeah. That's real good. 392 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,590 Work's been, like, 393 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,659 a little bit of a bummer, you know. 394 00:14:03,692 --> 00:14:05,994 They eliminated the shirtless models, 395 00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:09,363 so now I have to walk around in this monkey suit. -Oh, no. 396 00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:10,364 L-Looks like a really soft sweater. 397 00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:12,200 Yeah, and then you know what else, too? 398 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:15,002 I'm the oldest person there now by, like, six years. 399 00:14:15,036 --> 00:14:17,071 I had to cover for my boss, Mason, 400 00:14:17,104 --> 00:14:18,773 because he had to go to his "prom." 401 00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:21,409 Yeah. -When did everyone in retail get so young? 402 00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:23,010 - Mm. - I just feel, like, 403 00:14:23,044 --> 00:14:25,278 - really undervalued, you know? - Yeah. 404 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,382 Yeah. Yeah, for real. 405 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:30,451 - At least I have you guys. - You do! 406 00:14:30,485 --> 00:14:32,019 - I love you guys, man. - You do. You do. 407 00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:33,453 - Fucking Delta Psi, man. - My man. 408 00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:35,355 Once a week, once a week, every Monday. -Yeah. 409 00:14:35,388 --> 00:14:37,658 - We gotcha. - So, uh... Darren. 410 00:14:37,692 --> 00:14:39,360 - Mm-hmm? - How much you putting in? 411 00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:42,362 I'm going... 412 00:14:42,395 --> 00:14:43,630 all in. 413 00:14:43,663 --> 00:14:45,432 - Ooh. - Big hand! 414 00:14:45,465 --> 00:14:47,133 Man, what do you got, a full house? 415 00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,268 Hopefully, one day. 416 00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:54,374 ♪ Well, you done done me 417 00:14:54,407 --> 00:14:56,543 - ♪ And you bet I felt it - Oh, my God, our song. 418 00:14:56,576 --> 00:14:58,611 ♪ I tried to be chill, but you're so hot that I melted ♪ 419 00:14:58,644 --> 00:15:01,247 What's going on? -♪ I fell right through the cracks ♪ 420 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,518 ♪ Now I'm trying to get back 421 00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:08,254 ♪ Oh, I won't hesitate 422 00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:10,623 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - ♪ No more 423 00:15:10,656 --> 00:15:12,124 ♪ No more 424 00:15:12,157 --> 00:15:15,126 ♪ It cannot wait 425 00:15:15,159 --> 00:15:17,295 ♪ I'm yours 426 00:15:17,328 --> 00:15:19,063 - ♪ Do, do, do, do, do... - Oh, my God! 427 00:15:19,097 --> 00:15:21,367 The Greeks believed we were each half of a whole. 428 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,703 Peter, you are the half that makes me whole. 429 00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:26,972 This is happening! Oh, my God! This is happening! 430 00:15:27,006 --> 00:15:29,407 Is this happening?! -Look, I don't know what the rules are. 431 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,209 I don't know who is supposed to, you know, propose to who. 432 00:15:32,242 --> 00:15:33,478 - And you're not a ring guy. - Uh-uh. 433 00:15:33,511 --> 00:15:34,679 - You don't have to wear it. - You know, no. 434 00:15:34,712 --> 00:15:37,415 - That's okay. - Wear it for me. 435 00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:38,816 Will you marry me, Peter McCallister? 436 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,184 Yes, you know I will! Yes! 437 00:15:40,218 --> 00:15:41,351 Give-- Put it on. Put it... 438 00:15:41,385 --> 00:15:43,453 Okay, one, two, three! 439 00:15:44,522 --> 00:15:47,258 Yeah! 440 00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:52,396 USA! USA! USA! USA! 441 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,197 Did he ever tell you about college? 442 00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:55,633 College was crazy, man. 443 00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:58,200 He used to just crush it. 444 00:15:58,234 --> 00:16:00,202 - Slay tang. - Oh, wow! 445 00:16:00,236 --> 00:16:01,505 - No. - He was- 446 00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:03,340 Uh, you were out of your mind a little bit. 447 00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:04,308 You know, I was figuring stuff out. 448 00:16:04,341 --> 00:16:07,343 Yeah, figuring stuff out knee-deep in pussy. 449 00:16:07,376 --> 00:16:08,578 - That didn't... - Oh! 450 00:16:08,611 --> 00:16:11,548 I also used to-- I ate pussy. 451 00:16:12,649 --> 00:16:13,850 Not as much as him. 452 00:16:13,884 --> 00:16:15,651 Oh, hey, by the way, um, is it cool- 453 00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:17,219 Could we, uh, could we talk about 454 00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:18,654 the living situation real quick? Is that... 455 00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:19,655 Dude, don't sweat that. 456 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:20,824 - You kidding? - Yeah? 457 00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:22,391 Darren, you can move in any time. 458 00:16:22,425 --> 00:16:23,759 Dude, he's basically here every night. 459 00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:25,160 Thank you so much. 460 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,362 Yeah. -Right, okay. 461 00:16:26,395 --> 00:16:27,663 Seriously though. Would it be cool 462 00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:29,565 if Darren moved in, 463 00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:35,437 and then you did-did not live-live here anymore or...? 464 00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,772 What do you mean? Why? 465 00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:39,374 I mean, we're-we're engaged, we're engaged. 466 00:16:39,408 --> 00:16:42,310 What, like, what did, what did you think was gonna hap-happen? 467 00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:43,845 That you two would move into your room 468 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,281 and that I, that I would live in my room. 469 00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:48,183 For happily ever after. 470 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,450 We're thinking maybe, uh, 'cause Darren, 471 00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:51,251 - Darren works from home... - Right. 472 00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:53,521 ...that maybe we-we would turn it into an office, um... 473 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,923 Mm. 474 00:16:54,956 --> 00:16:58,292 And then, maybe one day, uh... 475 00:16:58,325 --> 00:17:00,194 a-a baby's-baby's room? 476 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,595 We... 477 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,632 You know, babies are real small. -They are. 478 00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:04,933 They're, like, tiny. They're the size of, like, 479 00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:06,634 a, like, a little shoebox. 480 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,435 Huh. -Doesn't take up the whole room. 481 00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:09,870 Think of a counterargument, but I... 482 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:10,938 Yeah. 483 00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:12,539 Dude, I was just fucking joking. 484 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,407 You were fucking... 485 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,308 - Totally fucking with you. - Oh, my... 486 00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:17,911 You know what? I need to go for a run. 487 00:17:17,945 --> 00:17:19,013 You're gonna go right now for... 488 00:17:19,046 --> 00:17:20,914 I'm happy for you guys. And I love you guys. -Yeah. 489 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:22,349 - Bring it in, man. - Yeah. Yeah. -Oh, yeah. 490 00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:24,350 - Of course. - Oh, yeah. 491 00:17:24,384 --> 00:17:25,953 - Love you, dude. - Love you, man. 492 00:17:25,986 --> 00:17:30,323 Teddy, don't you want to grab your shoes, at least? 493 00:17:30,356 --> 00:17:36,562 ♪ All by myself 494 00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:37,897 ♪ Don't wanna... 495 00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:40,732 And, look, ladies, the owner of this house 496 00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:41,733 is super cool. 497 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:42,902 You know, he's-he's like me. 498 00:17:42,935 --> 00:17:44,503 He's cool, he's dope. 499 00:17:44,536 --> 00:17:45,738 You can do anything here. 500 00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:47,473 - Uh-huh. - You can party, 501 00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:50,208 you can stay up all night, p-play on your phones. 502 00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:51,810 Snapchat that shit, I don't care. 503 00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:52,979 And smoke weed. 504 00:17:53,012 --> 00:17:54,279 The question is: can you afford it? 505 00:17:54,312 --> 00:17:55,547 What's your name? 506 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:56,548 - Shelby. - Shelby. 507 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:57,949 Yeah. Look, I'm Team Shelby. 508 00:17:57,983 --> 00:17:59,851 - Uh, what's your name? - Nora. 509 00:17:59,885 --> 00:18:01,486 - Nora. I-I'm Team Nora. - Yeah. 510 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,287 What? 511 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,489 - Beth. - Okay, I'm good. 512 00:18:04,523 --> 00:18:07,391 Look, girls, normally, it's $25,000 a month, 513 00:18:07,425 --> 00:18:09,393 but I'm willing to offer it to you for $5,000. 514 00:18:09,427 --> 00:18:10,729 Oh. Wow. 515 00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:12,798 Can you afford five grand a month? -No. 516 00:18:12,831 --> 00:18:14,799 Oh, I'm getting a call. 517 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,534 Hold on, please. 518 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:17,802 Did his phone ring? 519 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,737 I'm so sorry, I have to take this call. 520 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,605 It's another ragtag group of girls 521 00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:23,573 trying to start their own sorority. 522 00:18:23,606 --> 00:18:25,408 They're real alternative, real edgy. 523 00:18:25,442 --> 00:18:26,644 What to do? I just... you know? 524 00:18:26,677 --> 00:18:27,511 Guys, we gotta act fast. 525 00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:29,413 - What are we gonna do? - I don't know. 526 00:18:29,447 --> 00:18:30,381 We don't even have enough for, like, a month. 527 00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:31,681 - Shit, what do we do? - -Not five. 528 00:18:31,715 --> 00:18:32,749 I don't know. You're looking at me, 529 00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:33,783 and I don't really know what to... 530 00:18:33,817 --> 00:18:35,786 Whoa. Okay, guys, there is 531 00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:38,288 a beautiful centaur sitting thoughtfully over there. 532 00:18:38,321 --> 00:18:40,023 Who are you? 533 00:18:40,056 --> 00:18:42,792 I'm Teddy Sanders. 534 00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:46,296 I used to live here. 535 00:18:46,329 --> 00:18:47,663 - Why are you limping? - You okay? 536 00:18:47,696 --> 00:18:51,333 I just ran here, barefoot, really far. 537 00:18:51,366 --> 00:18:52,401 Huh. 538 00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:54,336 You guys are thinking about renting this place? 539 00:18:54,369 --> 00:18:55,872 - Maybe. - What do you guys want 540 00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:57,539 with such a big house? 541 00:18:57,573 --> 00:18:58,774 We're starting our own sorority 542 00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:01,777 outside the system that can totally do whatever it wants. 543 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:02,812 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 544 00:19:02,846 --> 00:19:05,013 Like throw dope-ass parties and totally rage. 545 00:19:05,047 --> 00:19:06,615 A sorority that can party? 546 00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:07,783 Kappa Nu. 547 00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:09,752 What's wrong with fraternity parties? 548 00:19:09,785 --> 00:19:11,820 Okay, I mean, what isn't? 549 00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:14,422 I mean, we threw great parties here. 550 00:19:14,455 --> 00:19:17,625 Pimps and Hos, CEOs and Corporate Hos... 551 00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:20,763 ...Boise Boys and Ida-Hos. 552 00:19:20,796 --> 00:19:22,997 They're, like, super sexist. 553 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,632 Every party is, like, themed ho. 554 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,667 I mean... 555 00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,636 Oh, geez. 556 00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:32,907 Oh, no. Oh, God! 557 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,776 Mm-hmm. 558 00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:37,578 - Yeah, I see your point. - Yeah. -Yeah. 559 00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:38,979 Honestly though, it's kind of a fuckin' moot point. 560 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,815 We got to figure out... something else. 561 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,084 We can't afford this place. 562 00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:44,518 Well, how much money do you guys have 563 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,552 between the three of you? 564 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,386 Maybe a few thousand dollars. 565 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,055 That's, like, if you really pool it all together, 566 00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:50,824 and that's for the entire school year. 567 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,726 So use that as a down payment, 568 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,495 throw a rush event, get a bunch of members. 569 00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,663 They'll pay their dues, plus you'll have an army of people 570 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,966 to make money for you, and then pretty soon, 571 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,934 you're a full-fledged sorority. 572 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,503 Right? Do you guys have a rental agreement? 573 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:07,606 I don't understand one thing that you just said to us. 574 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,843 Last week, I was, like, sleeping in a bunk bed. 575 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,711 - Yeah. - I can't make an Eggo! 576 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:13,045 I can't make one. 577 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,445 - I don't know how. - We're 18. 578 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,915 Like, we-we know what we want to do. 579 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,050 We have no earthly idea how to accomplish it. 580 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,619 I ran Delta Psi for four years. 581 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:21,820 I could definitely help you. 582 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:22,988 Okay. 583 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,991 I mean, would that be, like... 584 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,093 of value to you? 585 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,461 - Yeah, that'd be, like, of... - Yes. 586 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,030 ...tremendous value. 587 00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:34,566 Really? 588 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:36,568 - We should, like, celebrate! - Yeah! 589 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:38,103 - Okay. -Sure. - Dude, who wants to take a rip 590 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,771 - on the zip? - Oh! 591 00:20:39,804 --> 00:20:41,438 - Go for it! - Dude, check this out! 592 00:20:41,471 --> 00:20:42,941 - Right now? - Okay. 593 00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,843 I swear, we used to ride this baby tandem. 594 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,644 Check this out. 595 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,679 Delta Psi! 596 00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:50,747 Dude, are you okay?! 597 00:20:50,781 --> 00:20:52,784 I'm fine. Yeah, I'm good. 598 00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:54,786 Legally, this is not my responsibility. 599 00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:57,554 We'll take it. 600 00:20:57,588 --> 00:20:59,890 Dope! 601 00:20:59,923 --> 00:21:01,959 - Yeah, are you okay, dude? - Yeah, I'm totally fine. 602 00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:03,694 I'm really hyped. I'm, like... 603 00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:05,028 I think it's gonna be the perfect house for us. 604 00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:07,731 - Yeah, I'm so excited. - It's gonna be good. 605 00:21:07,764 --> 00:21:09,533 - I'll see you guys soon. - Thank you. 606 00:21:09,566 --> 00:21:10,634 Thanks. 607 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:11,735 Is that Teddy Sanders? 608 00:21:11,768 --> 00:21:13,436 - Oh, shit. Oh, no. - Who are they? 609 00:21:13,469 --> 00:21:15,005 Go, go, go, go. Guys, go, go, go. 610 00:21:15,038 --> 00:21:17,107 Go. Get out of here. I'll explain later, okay? -Bye. 611 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,775 - Mac! Kelly! Hey! - What? 612 00:21:18,809 --> 00:21:20,143 - Yeah. - What's going on? 613 00:21:20,177 --> 00:21:21,777 What's going on, man? 614 00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:23,512 What are you guys doing here? How's the... 615 00:21:23,546 --> 00:21:24,513 - Uh, you live here. - Yeah, of course. -Yeah. 616 00:21:24,547 --> 00:21:25,514 - Who are they? - Yeah! 617 00:21:25,548 --> 00:21:26,749 Oh, don't worry about them. 618 00:21:26,782 --> 00:21:27,750 - Okay. - Um, anyways. 619 00:21:27,783 --> 00:21:29,517 So I see you guys are moving? 620 00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:30,819 Moving on up, yeah. 621 00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:32,021 Well, heck. 622 00:21:32,054 --> 00:21:33,923 You could have done that when I was living here. -Yeah. 623 00:21:33,956 --> 00:21:34,790 That would have been nice. 624 00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:36,926 Yeah, I know. Just weren't ready yet. 625 00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:39,761 Yeah. -I have a criminal record now because of you guys. 626 00:21:41,197 --> 00:21:43,165 Look out! 627 00:21:43,199 --> 00:21:45,067 No, for real. Like, it's hard to get jobs. -Whoa. 628 00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:47,135 - That makes sense. - So it's been really tough. 629 00:21:47,168 --> 00:21:48,770 So what are you doing here, buddy? 630 00:21:48,803 --> 00:21:49,671 Yeah, what brings you to the hood? 631 00:21:49,704 --> 00:21:51,606 Oh, you guys will find out soon enough. 632 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,941 - What does that mean? -Huh? - Don't worry about it. 633 00:21:52,974 --> 00:21:54,542 It's cool. 634 00:21:54,576 --> 00:21:56,011 It's good to see you guys. 635 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:57,444 Kind of miss you. 636 00:21:57,478 --> 00:21:58,445 See you soon. 637 00:21:58,479 --> 00:21:59,948 All right. See ya. 638 00:21:59,981 --> 00:22:01,683 That was weird. 639 00:22:13,127 --> 00:22:16,530 Yo. You want to rush the coolest sorority ever? 640 00:22:16,563 --> 00:22:17,998 This is the one. 641 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,600 Kappa Nu welcomes you. 642 00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:22,936 ♪ They can't hold us underground ♪ 643 00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:25,239 ♪ We stay out all night, mistakes made for life ♪ 644 00:22:25,272 --> 00:22:29,075 ♪ It's all right, the wild ones never die ♪ 645 00:22:30,877 --> 00:22:31,711 ♪ Just for tonight 646 00:22:31,744 --> 00:22:33,846 ♪ We are the wild ones 647 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,984 ♪ Let's make it last until the end comes ♪ 648 00:22:38,217 --> 00:22:40,853 ♪ We are forever the wild ones. ♪ 649 00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:43,122 What the hell? 650 00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:46,224 Whoa. 651 00:22:46,259 --> 00:22:48,227 There's people there. 652 00:22:48,261 --> 00:22:49,962 Somebody move in? 653 00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:51,697 Excuse me, ladies. Excuse me. 654 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:54,499 - Hi. - Hi. 655 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,001 - Wow. - What the fucking fuck? 656 00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:57,903 - What's happening here? - What's happening? 657 00:22:57,936 --> 00:22:59,204 "Kappa Nu wants you." 658 00:22:59,237 --> 00:23:00,839 - What the fu-- Hi! - Hi. 659 00:23:00,872 --> 00:23:02,074 - Hi, we're your neighbors. - Hello! 660 00:23:02,108 --> 00:23:03,874 - Oh, hi. -Hi. - Mac and Kelly. 661 00:23:03,908 --> 00:23:05,811 - Hi, I'm Kelly. - Uh, are your, uh, 662 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,746 your parents around or something like that? 663 00:23:07,779 --> 00:23:10,082 Oh, no. No, no, no. Uh, meet the girls of Kappa Nu. 664 00:23:10,115 --> 00:23:11,983 Well, what's that, then? 665 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,718 Oh, it's our, it's our sorority. 666 00:23:15,786 --> 00:23:20,858 Hi, neighbors. 667 00:23:20,891 --> 00:23:23,928 Do you want a-a beer or, like, a mocktail? 668 00:23:23,961 --> 00:23:25,763 Like a mommy mocktail? Congratulations. 669 00:23:25,796 --> 00:23:27,098 Oh, sure, I'll take a mocktail. 670 00:23:27,131 --> 00:23:28,233 Get this woman a mocktail. 671 00:23:28,266 --> 00:23:29,699 Great. 672 00:23:29,733 --> 00:23:31,568 Thank you. Yeah. 673 00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:32,837 - Great. - Thank you. 674 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,604 Thanks a lot. 675 00:23:34,637 --> 00:23:36,707 - : What the fuck? - What are we gonna do?! 676 00:23:36,741 --> 00:23:38,308 I don't fucking know! I don't fucking know! 677 00:23:38,341 --> 00:23:40,744 Huh? -The buyers are not gonna want to live next to a house 678 00:23:40,777 --> 00:23:41,945 with a fucking sorority in it. 679 00:23:41,978 --> 00:23:43,013 Is now a good time to freak out? 680 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,048 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Should I freak out? 681 00:23:44,081 --> 00:23:45,915 - No, no. No, no, no. - Should I start screaming? 682 00:23:45,949 --> 00:23:47,951 Okay, look. 683 00:23:47,984 --> 00:23:49,853 We've just got to convince them to chill right now. 684 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,888 We just need them to behave themselves. -Okay, look. 685 00:23:51,921 --> 00:23:53,590 We just ask them not to party while we're escrow. 686 00:23:53,623 --> 00:23:55,124 - We'll be fine. - As soon as we're not escrow, 687 00:23:55,158 --> 00:23:56,992 - go fucking ape-shit. - It'll be fine. Be fine. 688 00:23:57,027 --> 00:23:58,794 - Hey, guys. What's up? - Hey. 689 00:23:58,827 --> 00:24:02,598 Um, can we have a quick chat with you guys for a second? 690 00:24:02,632 --> 00:24:04,733 We kind of had a question for you guys. 691 00:24:04,767 --> 00:24:06,869 You see, we live next door, we just sold our house, 692 00:24:06,902 --> 00:24:09,838 and we're escrowing for the next 30 days. 693 00:24:09,872 --> 00:24:11,041 And, basically, if anything happens 694 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,942 that spooks those buyers, they'll pull out of the deal, 695 00:24:13,976 --> 00:24:16,712 and we'll own two homes and be fucked. 696 00:24:16,745 --> 00:24:18,180 - So... - So it'd just be great 697 00:24:18,213 --> 00:24:20,948 if you could, kind of, be mellow and low-key 698 00:24:20,982 --> 00:24:22,784 and just basically not-not party for 30 days. 699 00:24:22,817 --> 00:24:24,619 - And that's it. - Then we'll be gone. 700 00:24:24,652 --> 00:24:26,321 We'll be out of your hair. Yeah. -You go crazy. Yeah. 701 00:24:26,355 --> 00:24:27,823 Um... 702 00:24:27,856 --> 00:24:28,856 well, here's-here's the thing. 703 00:24:28,890 --> 00:24:32,660 A really big part of us creating this sorority 704 00:24:32,693 --> 00:24:37,231 is because fraternities are allowed to party 705 00:24:37,265 --> 00:24:40,368 and sororities are not allowed to party. 706 00:24:40,401 --> 00:24:42,136 - Really? - What? 707 00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:44,605 Yeah, so partying is, like, a really big deal for us. 708 00:24:44,639 --> 00:24:45,972 And you guys have a daughter. 709 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,376 I'm sure you'd want her to have equal rights as guys. 710 00:24:48,409 --> 00:24:53,814 As a man, I could not agree with you more 711 00:24:53,847 --> 00:24:56,983 and could not support your cause more. 712 00:24:57,017 --> 00:25:00,187 Uh, I think my wife has some thoughts though, um, 713 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:03,290 on maybe why you guys could approach this differently. 714 00:25:03,323 --> 00:25:04,324 - Kelly. - What? 715 00:25:04,357 --> 00:25:06,359 Take it. 716 00:25:06,393 --> 00:25:08,627 Ladies, we can come to some sort of 717 00:25:08,661 --> 00:25:11,163 compromise here, can't we? 718 00:25:11,197 --> 00:25:13,232 - I mean, I'm sure maybe... - No means no! 719 00:25:13,265 --> 00:25:15,101 'Sup, neighbors? 720 00:25:15,134 --> 00:25:16,303 Teddy? 721 00:25:16,336 --> 00:25:17,703 Welcome to soon enough. 722 00:25:17,736 --> 00:25:20,005 What? Wh-What does that mean? 723 00:25:20,039 --> 00:25:21,373 You don't remember when I told you 724 00:25:21,407 --> 00:25:22,374 that you'd find out soon enough? 725 00:25:22,408 --> 00:25:25,678 I think a lot of this is going on in your head. 726 00:25:25,711 --> 00:25:27,847 I'm mentoring this sorority. 727 00:25:27,879 --> 00:25:28,913 - Why?! What?! - That's a thing?! 728 00:25:28,947 --> 00:25:30,014 Yes, it's a thing. 729 00:25:30,048 --> 00:25:31,883 - Why are you doing that? - I-I don't know. 730 00:25:31,916 --> 00:25:33,119 Why-why do butterflies fly? 731 00:25:33,152 --> 00:25:34,120 To drink nectar. 732 00:25:34,153 --> 00:25:37,155 Well, I-I don't know why things do what they do, 733 00:25:37,188 --> 00:25:41,960 but what I do is facilitate the act of partying in this house. 734 00:25:41,993 --> 00:25:43,027 What? 735 00:25:43,061 --> 00:25:44,829 So let's rage! 736 00:25:50,702 --> 00:25:51,803 Missed you guys. 737 00:25:54,938 --> 00:25:57,708 These are the rules for a successful sorority. 738 00:25:57,741 --> 00:26:00,211 Rule number one: Use these money buckets 739 00:26:00,245 --> 00:26:01,312 to keep track of your cash. 740 00:26:01,346 --> 00:26:03,347 Five buckets a month equals house rent. 741 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:07,017 Rule number two: Keep getting pledges, 742 00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:09,119 and you can dress them up like idiots. 743 00:26:10,355 --> 00:26:11,888 Minions! Minions! 744 00:26:11,921 --> 00:26:14,158 They got a hilarious army of fuckin' Minions. 745 00:26:14,191 --> 00:26:16,059 I love Minions and now I have to hate them! 746 00:26:16,093 --> 00:26:17,694 They're making me hate something I love! 747 00:26:22,098 --> 00:26:23,966 Rule number three: Throw the type of parties 748 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,069 that show what you guys are all about. 749 00:26:26,103 --> 00:26:27,802 Hillary Clinton! 750 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:30,940 Joan of Arc orders you to pass the joint! 751 00:26:30,973 --> 00:26:32,742 First Lady Hillary Clinton? 752 00:26:32,775 --> 00:26:34,343 Or Senator Hillary Clinton? 753 00:26:34,378 --> 00:26:35,711 Or future President Hillary Clinton? 754 00:26:36,778 --> 00:26:38,013 Oprah, we're out of beer! 755 00:26:38,046 --> 00:26:40,149 Everybody look under their chairs. 756 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:44,020 You're all getting beer! 757 00:26:44,053 --> 00:26:46,087 - You get a beer! You get a beer! 758 00:26:46,121 --> 00:26:48,323 You get a beer! You get a beer! You get a beer! You get a beer! 759 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,058 I love you, Oprah. 760 00:26:50,091 --> 00:26:51,494 Can we please be quiet? 761 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,461 - Shut up! Shut up! - Shut up. 762 00:26:56,431 --> 00:27:01,036 I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. 763 00:27:01,069 --> 00:27:03,904 I love you so much. 764 00:27:03,938 --> 00:27:05,273 I love you. 765 00:27:09,244 --> 00:27:10,778 It's not fair. 766 00:27:10,811 --> 00:27:12,980 They're too young! 767 00:27:13,013 --> 00:27:14,982 ♪ Hava nagila 768 00:27:15,015 --> 00:27:18,818 ♪ Hava nagila ve-nismeha... 769 00:27:18,851 --> 00:27:20,154 Why don't you shut up! 770 00:27:20,187 --> 00:27:22,755 - Just stop it! - Stop it! Shut up! 771 00:27:22,789 --> 00:27:26,293 ♪ Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy" ♪ 772 00:27:26,327 --> 00:27:30,129 ♪ I said a, "Hey, we want some pussy" ♪ 773 00:27:30,163 --> 00:27:34,268 ♪ Everybody say, "Hey, we want some pussy..." ♪ 774 00:27:34,301 --> 00:27:36,035 - Please! We're begging you! - Please! 775 00:27:36,069 --> 00:27:37,070 All right, listen. 776 00:27:37,103 --> 00:27:38,504 I cannot shut down a sorority 777 00:27:38,538 --> 00:27:40,006 that's trying to become independent. 778 00:27:40,039 --> 00:27:41,274 Why not? 779 00:27:41,307 --> 00:27:43,377 Okay. It's a PR nightmare. 780 00:27:43,410 --> 00:27:44,843 - All right? - What's the nightmare? 781 00:27:44,876 --> 00:27:45,811 Uh, for example, 782 00:27:45,844 --> 00:27:50,316 "Sexist female dean shuts down sorority." 783 00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:52,818 That is reverse sexism, 784 00:27:52,851 --> 00:27:55,521 which is, in and of itself, a sexist thing to do. 785 00:27:55,555 --> 00:27:58,957 There's no such thing as reverse sexism, Mr. White Man. 786 00:27:58,991 --> 00:28:00,959 - Oh. Okay. Hey. - Hey. 787 00:28:00,994 --> 00:28:03,061 Don't talk to me like that, 'cause I am Jewish. -Yeah. 788 00:28:03,095 --> 00:28:04,062 I am a minority. 789 00:28:04,096 --> 00:28:05,397 Well, uh, less of you. 790 00:28:05,430 --> 00:28:06,531 You know, like Labradoodles. 791 00:28:06,566 --> 00:28:07,734 - Okay. - Look, look. 792 00:28:07,766 --> 00:28:10,935 If they get three strikes, they have to shut down, right? 793 00:28:10,968 --> 00:28:13,105 As far as I'm concerned, they have infinite strikes. 794 00:28:13,138 --> 00:28:15,407 I see we're playing outside the rules of the system... 795 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,275 Mm-hmm. 796 00:28:16,308 --> 00:28:18,143 ...so why don't we, uh, go to plan B? 797 00:28:18,175 --> 00:28:19,977 Here's a little something to... -Yeah? 798 00:28:20,011 --> 00:28:22,947 ...change your mind. 799 00:28:26,983 --> 00:28:28,286 We have a deal, Chancellor? 800 00:28:28,319 --> 00:28:30,021 No. 801 00:28:30,054 --> 00:28:31,355 You know what, fuck you! 802 00:28:31,389 --> 00:28:32,890 - Unleash the hounds, sweetie. - Yeah. 803 00:28:32,923 --> 00:28:34,025 That's what, that's how you talk 804 00:28:34,058 --> 00:28:34,959 in front of your daughter? 805 00:28:34,992 --> 00:28:36,893 Oh, I think we know how to be parents. 806 00:28:36,926 --> 00:28:38,995 She's a baby. A, she doesn't retain any of that shit. 807 00:28:39,029 --> 00:28:39,996 Well, yes, she will. 808 00:28:40,030 --> 00:28:41,499 No, she doesn't. Watch. 809 00:28:41,532 --> 00:28:43,467 Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 810 00:28:43,501 --> 00:28:45,935 Fuck. 811 00:28:45,969 --> 00:28:48,071 What's she watching on her iPad, Goodfellas? 812 00:28:48,104 --> 00:28:50,073 Ha-ha-ha, joke's on you. 813 00:28:50,106 --> 00:28:52,008 I don't know what she's watching on that iPad. 814 00:28:53,576 --> 00:28:54,611 What are we gonna do? 815 00:28:54,644 --> 00:28:56,246 We have an inspection soon. 816 00:28:56,279 --> 00:28:58,615 The buyers could literally drive by at any moment and say, 817 00:28:58,648 --> 00:29:00,350 "Oh, well, the house has a few leaks, 818 00:29:00,383 --> 00:29:02,184 "and there's 20 fucking psychopathic teenagers 819 00:29:02,217 --> 00:29:03,352 living next door." 820 00:29:03,386 --> 00:29:04,953 We're gonna have two houses. 821 00:29:04,987 --> 00:29:05,954 And then we'll have no houses! 822 00:29:05,988 --> 00:29:07,357 And then we're screwed. 823 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:08,358 We're totally screwed. 824 00:29:08,391 --> 00:29:09,925 - Hi, sweetie. Hi, baby. - Hi. 825 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:10,826 We just got to get rid of them. 826 00:29:10,859 --> 00:29:12,127 I mean, I couldn't talk to those girls. 827 00:29:12,161 --> 00:29:13,228 No. We had middle ground with the guys. 828 00:29:13,262 --> 00:29:14,963 - We could talk to the guys. - Yes. 829 00:29:14,997 --> 00:29:15,898 They look at us like it was like 830 00:29:15,931 --> 00:29:17,999 their grandparents walked into that house. 831 00:29:18,032 --> 00:29:18,933 - Yeah. Abso... - Right? Yeah. 832 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,636 Stella is not gonna turn out like that. 833 00:29:20,669 --> 00:29:21,437 - No. - No. 834 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,904 She'll be our best friend forever. 835 00:29:22,938 --> 00:29:23,906 - Yeah. - She loves talking to us. 836 00:29:23,939 --> 00:29:25,474 - We're a team. - Yeah. 837 00:29:25,507 --> 00:29:26,874 Right, Stella? 838 00:29:26,908 --> 00:29:28,476 - Come over here, Stella. - Come here. 839 00:29:30,512 --> 00:29:32,247 Honey, want to come over here? 840 00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:33,515 What the fuck? 841 00:29:33,549 --> 00:29:35,049 What the fuck is wrong with her? 842 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,351 Play with your toy, sweetie. 843 00:29:36,384 --> 00:29:37,552 Play with your toy. 844 00:29:37,585 --> 00:29:38,619 Just keep playing with your toy. 845 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:39,620 Give him a kiss. 846 00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:42,023 You know who kids listen to? 847 00:29:42,056 --> 00:29:43,924 - Their parents. - Celebrities. Their parents. 848 00:29:46,026 --> 00:29:48,463 What's u-- Hey, Dad. 849 00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,397 You started a sorority? 850 00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:51,099 You're supposed to be living in the dorm, 851 00:29:51,132 --> 00:29:52,933 not in some old dilapidated mansion. 852 00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:54,101 This is what you want? 853 00:29:54,134 --> 00:29:56,269 You want to live like some sort of a drifter murderer? 854 00:29:56,303 --> 00:29:58,071 I can do whatever I want here, Dad! 855 00:29:58,105 --> 00:30:00,107 That's the point of college. I'm my own parent. 856 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:01,974 When did you start talking like Eminem? 857 00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:04,378 I'm gonna talk like this, I'm gonna talk like that. 858 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:05,645 This is ridiculous! 859 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,247 Look at that pizza! How old is that? 860 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,415 Th-The cheese is moldy on that! 861 00:30:08,448 --> 00:30:10,684 Cheese is mold! 862 00:30:10,717 --> 00:30:12,285 I can eat it whenever I want it! 863 00:30:12,319 --> 00:30:14,086 God, have you inherited my stupid gene? 864 00:30:14,121 --> 00:30:15,389 Look at you. 865 00:30:15,422 --> 00:30:16,990 So you get to be just as dumb as boys now? 866 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:18,391 Is that what you learned here? 867 00:30:18,424 --> 00:30:20,292 You are going back to the dorm! -No! 868 00:30:20,326 --> 00:30:21,661 This is where I chose to live! 869 00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:23,630 It is only Kappa Nu! 870 00:30:27,065 --> 00:30:30,403 Looks like my little girl's growing up. 871 00:30:30,436 --> 00:30:33,072 Thanks, Dad. 872 00:30:33,105 --> 00:30:36,307 I can buy your-your girlfriends and you 873 00:30:36,341 --> 00:30:38,176 some brunch if you want. 874 00:30:38,209 --> 00:30:39,445 I kinda need some new jeans. 875 00:30:39,478 --> 00:30:40,945 Oh, we can go shopping, then. 876 00:30:40,979 --> 00:30:43,314 Yeah, cool. 877 00:30:43,348 --> 00:30:45,383 - How did it go? - Yeah, they gonna be cool? 878 00:30:45,417 --> 00:30:46,518 Did you, did you punish them or whatever? 879 00:30:46,551 --> 00:30:48,621 Look, I tried my best, but there's nothing I can do. 880 00:30:48,654 --> 00:30:49,622 - What do you mean? - What? 881 00:30:49,655 --> 00:30:50,422 Ah, you'll know. 882 00:30:50,456 --> 00:30:51,489 Look, when they're two years old, 883 00:30:51,523 --> 00:30:53,691 you can get them to do almost anything you want. 884 00:30:53,725 --> 00:30:54,992 - Yeah. - Get a little bit older, 885 00:30:55,025 --> 00:30:56,094 and it's harder to control them. 886 00:30:56,127 --> 00:30:58,596 I do not understand a word she says. 887 00:30:58,630 --> 00:31:01,633 But it was, it was good to see her. 888 00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:04,201 House is so quiet without her. 889 00:31:04,234 --> 00:31:05,570 Oh... 890 00:31:07,705 --> 00:31:09,440 I'm fine. 891 00:31:09,473 --> 00:31:10,607 Gosh. 892 00:31:10,641 --> 00:31:12,142 Beautiful child. 893 00:31:12,176 --> 00:31:13,243 Yeah. 894 00:31:13,277 --> 00:31:15,112 Can I hold her? 895 00:31:15,145 --> 00:31:16,581 - No. No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no. 896 00:31:16,614 --> 00:31:17,748 - That's okay. That's great. - No, thanks. 897 00:31:17,781 --> 00:31:19,550 Is that a dildo dressed as a princess? 898 00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:21,585 Nope. That is a popular 899 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:24,254 children's cartoon character of today. -Mm. 900 00:31:26,355 --> 00:31:27,590 Thank you for trying. 901 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:30,326 - Hey, meanies. - Hi. 902 00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:31,662 You called my parents? 903 00:31:31,695 --> 00:31:33,597 - Yes! We did call your parents. - Yes! 904 00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:34,996 We did-- We actually did. 905 00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:36,365 Oh, really? 906 00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:38,701 - It's 30 days! It's 30 days! - It's just 30 days! 907 00:31:38,734 --> 00:31:40,303 Then we won't be escrow! 908 00:31:40,336 --> 00:31:41,738 Then we'll be out of your hair! 909 00:31:41,772 --> 00:31:43,071 It's 30 fucking days! 910 00:31:43,104 --> 00:31:44,607 It's all we're asking for. 911 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,041 It's on. 912 00:31:46,074 --> 00:31:47,108 - No. - No. 913 00:31:47,142 --> 00:31:48,043 - No, no, no. - No. Nothing's on. 914 00:31:48,076 --> 00:31:50,379 - Why would it be on? -No. - No, it's on. 915 00:31:50,413 --> 00:31:51,746 - But we're turning it off. - Well, if we turned it on, 916 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:53,315 we can turn it off. Can we just turn it off? 917 00:31:53,348 --> 00:31:54,416 It's on. 918 00:31:54,449 --> 00:31:56,451 ♪ I won't grow up... 919 00:31:56,485 --> 00:31:57,653 Hey, Mac! 920 00:31:59,254 --> 00:32:01,289 ♪ I just wanna be wild and young... ♪ 921 00:32:01,323 --> 00:32:02,491 Great. 922 00:32:02,524 --> 00:32:03,725 I see more of you have moved in. 923 00:32:03,758 --> 00:32:05,560 Yeah. 924 00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:06,528 This is private property. You're trespassing. 925 00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:07,797 I want to see your private property. 926 00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:09,598 Hey, Mac. 927 00:32:09,631 --> 00:32:11,398 Looks like Beth needs some suntan lotion on her. 928 00:32:11,432 --> 00:32:13,234 - Uh-huh. - I think she's okay. 929 00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:15,102 - Leave me alone. No! - No. You're not going. 930 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:19,406 Where am I?! 931 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:26,680 Oh, no. 932 00:32:26,714 --> 00:32:28,181 I killed a girl! 933 00:32:28,215 --> 00:32:30,751 I'm on painkillers, motherfucker! 934 00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,820 Kappa Nu! 935 00:32:32,853 --> 00:32:35,421 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 936 00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:36,456 Where are you going? 937 00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:40,394 Get away! Go away! 938 00:32:44,297 --> 00:32:46,132 Get out of here, you animals! 939 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:47,734 This isn't working! 940 00:32:47,768 --> 00:32:49,335 You're only making them sexier! 941 00:32:51,571 --> 00:32:55,275 I don't like it! I don't like it! 942 00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:59,078 - What the hell was that? - A bird? 943 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,715 ♪ I own it, I own it 944 00:33:02,749 --> 00:33:04,449 ♪ I am a little less emotional... ♪ 945 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,318 What the hell is that? 946 00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:12,357 - Oh, no! - God! Tampons! Oh! 947 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:13,525 That's filthy! 948 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:14,761 Stop it, you animals! 949 00:33:14,794 --> 00:33:17,094 Get off! Stop it! 950 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:18,195 Oh, my God! Mac! 951 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:20,197 The other window is open! 952 00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:21,500 ♪ Wild and wild and young. 953 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:22,701 Bull's-eye! 954 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,536 That was really funny. 955 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:27,605 Where'd you guys get so much fake blood? 956 00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:29,473 Oh, from our vaginas. 957 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,442 - That was real? - Yeah, it was, 958 00:33:31,475 --> 00:33:33,310 it was our, like, uterine wall sloughing off. 959 00:33:33,343 --> 00:33:35,379 You just threw- 960 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:37,448 That was r-really gross. 961 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:39,784 - Like, that's... - Ugh. 962 00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:40,718 Why'd you do that? 963 00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:42,820 That was, like, way over the line. -What? 964 00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:44,622 Whoa. That's, like, that's, like, super sexist. -Hey. 965 00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:46,457 It was really fucking funny. 966 00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:48,191 You would've been like, "Ah-ha-ha, it's so funny," 967 00:33:48,224 --> 00:33:49,627 if it was, like, a bag of dicks. 968 00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,761 "Look, it's a bag of dicks on the window." 969 00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:52,862 No, that... 970 00:33:56,633 --> 00:33:59,134 A bag of dicks. 971 00:34:01,605 --> 00:34:02,839 Uh, yeah, you got me. 972 00:34:02,872 --> 00:34:04,608 That's funny. 973 00:34:04,641 --> 00:34:06,776 A bag of dicks. 974 00:34:06,810 --> 00:34:08,510 Here's the deal. 975 00:34:08,544 --> 00:34:10,212 First inspection, tomorrow. 976 00:34:10,245 --> 00:34:11,881 - We need help. We-we... - We have to get rid of 977 00:34:11,915 --> 00:34:13,248 the girls tomorrow from the house 978 00:34:13,282 --> 00:34:14,618 - between 10:00 and 5:00. - Exactly. 979 00:34:14,651 --> 00:34:16,385 If our home owners see these girls, 980 00:34:16,418 --> 00:34:18,387 our escrowment's gonna end. 981 00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:19,588 And these girls are fucked, man. 982 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:20,522 They're, like, from another fucking planet. 983 00:34:20,556 --> 00:34:21,457 Yeah, they're worse than the guys. 984 00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:23,559 - Come on. - Look, okay. Brainstorming sesh 985 00:34:23,592 --> 00:34:24,593 - starting now. - Let's brainstorm. 986 00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,795 Guys, a play on a classic. 987 00:34:26,829 --> 00:34:28,697 We "hos before bros" them. 988 00:34:28,731 --> 00:34:29,865 No, no, no, no. 989 00:34:29,898 --> 00:34:30,966 - No. That's not gonna work. - Why? 990 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,267 Because you put hos before bros. Always. -Yeah. 991 00:34:33,301 --> 00:34:34,702 It worked with the guys. 992 00:34:34,736 --> 00:34:35,904 Why won't it work with the girls? 993 00:34:35,938 --> 00:34:37,538 Because girls are much smarter than guys. 994 00:34:37,572 --> 00:34:38,607 That is sexist! 995 00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:40,776 - That's not sexist. - What is it? 996 00:34:40,809 --> 00:34:42,275 Not when it's against guys. 997 00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:43,544 - That's not sexist. - Yeah. 998 00:34:43,578 --> 00:34:45,179 I don't even know what's sexist. -Huh? 999 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,581 Yeah. Hey, men's rights. 1000 00:34:46,614 --> 00:34:49,317 - No. Fuck you. - Are you okay? 1001 00:34:49,350 --> 00:34:50,651 Why are you itching? What's wrong with you? 1002 00:34:50,685 --> 00:34:52,185 Did you get poison oak or something? 1003 00:34:52,219 --> 00:34:53,855 Here's the deal. 1004 00:34:53,888 --> 00:34:54,856 We got bedbugs. 1005 00:34:54,889 --> 00:34:56,624 - Oh! No! - Oh! 1006 00:34:56,658 --> 00:34:58,326 Gross! -Hey, man, I'm sorry. I come to this restaurant. 1007 00:34:58,358 --> 00:34:59,526 I don't want to be embarrassed. 1008 00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:00,527 - Oh, that's even worse! - Don't embarrass us. 1009 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,528 - It's gross. - That's... 1010 00:35:01,561 --> 00:35:02,596 Hey, it's fine, okay? 1011 00:35:02,629 --> 00:35:03,597 We're dealing with the problem. 1012 00:35:03,630 --> 00:35:04,398 We tented our house. 1013 00:35:04,431 --> 00:35:05,733 We have to be out for three days. 1014 00:35:09,703 --> 00:35:10,871 Aw, this is such a good idea. 1015 00:35:10,904 --> 00:35:13,240 These clothes have so many bedbugs. -MAC: Just shut up! 1016 00:35:13,273 --> 00:35:14,341 We just got to infest them fast! 1017 00:35:14,374 --> 00:35:15,408 Here's some more pledges. 1018 00:35:15,441 --> 00:35:16,642 - They're bedbugs! - Boom! 1019 00:35:16,676 --> 00:35:17,543 These are my best pants. 1020 00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:18,577 I don't care about your fucking pants. 1021 00:35:18,612 --> 00:35:20,681 All I care about is bedbugs. Get it in. Hurry. 1022 00:35:20,714 --> 00:35:22,849 Oh, it's so hot in here. Can't see in this fucking thing. 1023 00:35:22,883 --> 00:35:24,884 Oh, that sheet has so many bedbugs. -Oh, I feel them! 1024 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:26,852 I can feel them! Ah, get it off! 1025 00:35:26,886 --> 00:35:27,820 - Oh, my God! - Get it off! 1026 00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:34,493 Hello, hello. 1027 00:35:34,527 --> 00:35:35,728 We're entering. 1028 00:35:35,761 --> 00:35:36,962 Put on your clothes. 1029 00:35:36,996 --> 00:35:37,963 - Hi. - There you are. 1030 00:35:37,997 --> 00:35:39,799 - Welcome! - Hello. 1031 00:35:39,832 --> 00:35:41,833 Great. Hey, good to see you guys. -Yeah. 1032 00:35:41,866 --> 00:35:43,668 - Cool. Welcome back. - Place looks great. 1033 00:35:43,702 --> 00:35:44,670 - Yes. - I brought, uh, 1034 00:35:44,704 --> 00:35:46,504 brought my boyfriend by. Just kidding. 1035 00:35:46,539 --> 00:35:48,874 It's the mold inspector, the old mold king. 1036 00:35:48,908 --> 00:35:50,442 You don't think there's actually mold here, do you? 1037 00:35:50,475 --> 00:35:52,377 You know, we kind of, uh, s-smelled 1038 00:35:52,410 --> 00:35:53,812 a little something weird when we were here before. 1039 00:35:53,845 --> 00:35:55,246 - Yeah. - Just wanted to double-check. 1040 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,614 - Why not, right? - Yeah, yeah. 1041 00:35:56,648 --> 00:35:57,682 - Great. - Cool. 1042 00:35:57,717 --> 00:35:58,917 Yeah, it's why we're here. 1043 00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:00,384 What's going on over there, by the way? 1044 00:36:00,417 --> 00:36:01,586 Uh, new tenants? 1045 00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:03,253 Yes, a new family moved in next door, 1046 00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:04,723 and they're just doing a little fumigating. 1047 00:36:04,756 --> 00:36:07,257 Very nice, quiet, lovely family. 1048 00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:08,093 Family, huh? 1049 00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:09,060 Well, must be, must be pretty big. 1050 00:36:09,094 --> 00:36:10,661 That place is huge, like, eight bedrooms. 1051 00:36:10,694 --> 00:36:11,930 - It is. - It is. 1052 00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:14,431 Well, this is a very religious family. 1053 00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:16,800 They're Jewish, and they're lovely. 1054 00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:19,703 - Yeah, why did you just do...? - Anyway, they're lovely! 1055 00:36:19,737 --> 00:36:22,573 I think there they are now, actually! 1056 00:36:22,606 --> 00:36:23,407 - Look. - Oh! 1057 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,775 - It's our Jewish neighbors. - Hello. 1058 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:26,009 Proof they actually exist. 1059 00:36:29,379 --> 00:36:30,180 - That's funny. - And she's pregnant. 1060 00:36:30,214 --> 00:36:32,315 Got another little Jew in the oven. 1061 00:36:35,418 --> 00:36:36,753 Why don't we start the mold inspection. -Yeah. 1062 00:36:36,786 --> 00:36:37,955 - Come into your house. - Come on in. 1063 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:39,923 Come into your home. -Why don't we start in your kitchen. 1064 00:36:39,957 --> 00:36:40,923 Yes. 1065 00:36:40,957 --> 00:36:43,059 - This place is weird. - Yeah. 1066 00:36:46,062 --> 00:36:47,563 - Oh! - Ay! Oh! 1067 00:36:50,398 --> 00:36:52,835 Uh, Teddy, where, uh, where you gonna be staying? 1068 00:36:52,869 --> 00:36:55,605 Uh, right now? 1069 00:36:55,638 --> 00:36:57,540 Helping a bunch of girls build a sorority. 1070 00:36:57,572 --> 00:36:58,840 They're moving into our old house, 1071 00:36:58,874 --> 00:37:00,442 so probably just move in with them. 1072 00:37:00,475 --> 00:37:02,711 It's a big step forward for me. 1073 00:37:04,346 --> 00:37:06,313 - Okay. - Yeah. 1074 00:37:06,347 --> 00:37:07,816 That's, uh, that's super weird. 1075 00:37:07,849 --> 00:37:10,352 It's actually not weird. It's actually super normal. 1076 00:37:10,385 --> 00:37:11,787 Hey, whatever makes you happy, right? 1077 00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:13,688 Yo, Darren, can you back the fuck off, man?! 1078 00:37:13,722 --> 00:37:15,689 Whoa, whoa, Teddy. Whoa, relax. 1079 00:37:15,723 --> 00:37:18,093 I finally found somewhere that I'm, that I'm good at, 1080 00:37:18,126 --> 00:37:19,094 where I'm valued. 1081 00:37:19,127 --> 00:37:20,427 You want to criticize that?! 1082 00:37:20,461 --> 00:37:22,063 Okay, wh-what I was saying is 1083 00:37:22,097 --> 00:37:24,598 that it's just a little weird for, like, a grown man 1084 00:37:24,632 --> 00:37:26,467 to be helping a bunch of girls make a sorority. 1085 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,535 Doesn't that sound crazy to you? 1086 00:37:27,568 --> 00:37:28,769 No, did you know that sororities 1087 00:37:28,803 --> 00:37:30,005 don't have the right to party? 1088 00:37:30,038 --> 00:37:32,472 You know, there's no legal right to party. 1089 00:37:32,505 --> 00:37:34,775 Yes, there is a legal right to par-- What do you-- Garf. 1090 00:37:34,809 --> 00:37:37,011 - Back me up, Garf. - Man, just leave me out of it. 1091 00:37:37,044 --> 00:37:39,446 Okay, look, I-I'm your best friend. 1092 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,047 - I'm just trying to be honest. - Oh, yeah? 1093 00:37:41,081 --> 00:37:42,615 Well, took you long enough. 1094 00:37:42,649 --> 00:37:43,516 What's that supposed to mean? 1095 00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:45,986 You didn't tell me your biggest secret 1096 00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:47,788 through all of college, man! 1097 00:37:47,822 --> 00:37:50,590 Where-where is this even coming from right now?! 1098 00:37:50,623 --> 00:37:52,892 You told Garf first! 1099 00:37:52,926 --> 00:37:54,527 Yeah, he was bi-curious most of sophomore year! 1100 00:37:54,561 --> 00:37:56,529 He was the logical person to tell! 1101 00:37:56,563 --> 00:37:57,729 Sometimes you got to suck a dick 1102 00:37:57,763 --> 00:37:59,498 to realize you don't like sucking dick. 1103 00:37:59,531 --> 00:38:02,769 You're-you're just mad because you're fucking lost, okay? 1104 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:05,004 Th-The rest of us, we've moved forward. 1105 00:38:05,038 --> 00:38:07,372 Okay, G-Garf's a cop, Scoonie's got his own business, 1106 00:38:07,406 --> 00:38:08,907 I'm getting married, and... 1107 00:38:08,941 --> 00:38:10,843 you're moving into a fuckin' sorority. 1108 00:38:16,582 --> 00:38:18,817 You know what? Those sisters are better brothers to me 1109 00:38:18,851 --> 00:38:19,818 than you ever were. 1110 00:38:19,852 --> 00:38:21,053 You're not my brother. 1111 00:38:21,086 --> 00:38:24,089 Don't-don't say shit you can't take back. 1112 00:38:24,122 --> 00:38:27,092 Bros before hos. 1113 00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:29,161 Don't call them hos. 1114 00:38:29,194 --> 00:38:31,629 That's not cool anymore. 1115 00:38:36,034 --> 00:38:37,903 All right, ladies, we gotta talk finances. 1116 00:38:37,936 --> 00:38:39,837 Okay? It's really serious. The fumigation took 1117 00:38:39,871 --> 00:38:43,174 so much of our money that we're down to two money buckets 1118 00:38:43,207 --> 00:38:44,876 and I don't know what we're gonna do about it. 1119 00:38:44,909 --> 00:38:46,844 Okay. What if we use our Minions to make us money? 1120 00:38:46,878 --> 00:38:48,845 Oh, no. Their-their plates are full cleaning the house. 1121 00:38:54,819 --> 00:38:56,687 Maranda. 1122 00:38:56,721 --> 00:38:58,722 Doesn't your brother sell weed on some farm 1123 00:38:58,755 --> 00:38:59,789 - outside of town? - Yeah. 1124 00:38:59,823 --> 00:39:00,824 I did say that. 1125 00:39:00,857 --> 00:39:02,193 My brother Daffodil. 1126 00:39:02,226 --> 00:39:04,128 Why don't we spend all of our bucket money 1127 00:39:04,161 --> 00:39:07,664 on Daffodil's weed and sell it at the tailgate this weekend? 1128 00:39:07,697 --> 00:39:09,132 - Holy shit! - Fuck, yeah! 1129 00:39:09,165 --> 00:39:11,835 We can make it rain on them hos! - 1130 00:39:11,868 --> 00:39:13,603 I love that idea! We can make T-shirts 1131 00:39:13,637 --> 00:39:15,004 with glitter glue-- Kappa Nu! 1132 00:39:15,037 --> 00:39:16,805 - It's not-not a good idea. - I like it. 1133 00:39:16,839 --> 00:39:18,074 It won't make enough money. 1134 00:39:18,108 --> 00:39:19,075 - Excuse me? - Everyone at the tailgate's 1135 00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:20,143 gonna be selling weed. 1136 00:39:20,176 --> 00:39:21,477 I got it. 1137 00:39:21,510 --> 00:39:23,512 We're gonna corner the market on weed 1138 00:39:23,545 --> 00:39:26,815 by ratting out every other drug dealer in town. 1139 00:39:26,849 --> 00:39:28,884 That way, Kappa Nu 1140 00:39:28,918 --> 00:39:32,154 is the only group selling weed at the tailgate. 1141 00:39:32,187 --> 00:39:33,454 - Fuck, yeah! - Holy shit! -Fuck, yes! 1142 00:39:33,488 --> 00:39:34,455 F you guys! 1143 00:39:34,489 --> 00:39:35,991 - That shit's brilliant! - Really good. 1144 00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:38,928 Guys, guys... guys, this is, like, really risky. 1145 00:39:38,961 --> 00:39:40,094 - ♪ We gonna sell - Weed! 1146 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,996 - ♪ We gonna smoke - Weed...! 1147 00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:43,098 - ♪ What we gonna sell? - Weed! 1148 00:39:43,132 --> 00:39:44,099 - ♪ What we gonna sell? - Weed...! 1149 00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:45,667 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! 1150 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:46,902 Goddamn it! 1151 00:39:46,936 --> 00:39:48,202 You're acting like children. 1152 00:39:48,236 --> 00:39:49,671 You need to listen to me. 1153 00:39:49,704 --> 00:39:50,972 I've been down this road. 1154 00:39:51,005 --> 00:39:53,675 I know what I'm doing, and I have some wisdom, 1155 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:56,044 and I feel like I'm protecting you guys. 1156 00:39:56,078 --> 00:39:57,778 I mean, there's a lot of ways to make money, you know? 1157 00:39:57,811 --> 00:39:58,812 Honest money. I don't know what 1158 00:39:58,845 --> 00:39:59,847 you'd do if you can't pay rent. 1159 00:39:59,881 --> 00:40:01,548 You're gonna lose the house. 1160 00:40:01,581 --> 00:40:03,051 Sell all of your old stuff on eBay. 1161 00:40:03,084 --> 00:40:05,752 When Delta Psi got into financial trouble, 1162 00:40:05,786 --> 00:40:07,621 we made latex mold of our penises 1163 00:40:07,654 --> 00:40:09,123 into dildos and sold those. 1164 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:10,891 Take a metal detector down to the beach. 1165 00:40:10,924 --> 00:40:13,061 You'd be surprised what people are finding down there. 1166 00:40:13,094 --> 00:40:15,762 You know, like, all kinds of stuff. 1167 00:40:15,796 --> 00:40:18,098 Uh, uh, doubloon. 1168 00:40:18,131 --> 00:40:20,033 - Am I right? - Teddy, we just voted, 1169 00:40:20,067 --> 00:40:22,802 and we decided it's best for you if you go. 1170 00:40:22,835 --> 00:40:24,104 When? 1171 00:40:24,137 --> 00:40:25,504 Just now. 1172 00:40:25,538 --> 00:40:26,974 With our phones. 1173 00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:29,209 What? No. No. 1174 00:40:29,242 --> 00:40:30,977 No, you can't do this to me. 1175 00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:32,545 I thought we were sisters. 1176 00:40:32,578 --> 00:40:34,547 We were supposed to be a team. 1177 00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:36,582 Why is this happening? You can't do this to me. 1178 00:40:36,615 --> 00:40:38,551 - I d... - I quit my job! 1179 00:40:38,584 --> 00:40:40,685 Well, we didn't tell you to do that. 1180 00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,221 I liquidated my 401 for this! 1181 00:40:42,254 --> 00:40:43,656 What's a 401? 1182 00:40:43,689 --> 00:40:45,825 - I don't know, now! - Look, I'm so happy 1183 00:40:45,858 --> 00:40:48,126 that you helped us get to this place that we're in. 1184 00:40:48,159 --> 00:40:51,863 You really let us spread our wings and fly as women. 1185 00:40:51,896 --> 00:40:53,065 This is all I have! 1186 00:40:53,099 --> 00:40:54,734 I thought we were in this together! 1187 00:40:54,767 --> 00:40:56,301 You're not like us, dude. 1188 00:40:56,334 --> 00:40:59,270 You're... you're an old person. 1189 00:41:02,974 --> 00:41:04,243 No, no, you're right. 1190 00:41:04,276 --> 00:41:07,312 I've been playing for the wrong team. 1191 00:41:09,647 --> 00:41:11,649 I'll be seeing you around. 1192 00:41:11,683 --> 00:41:13,083 Okay. 1193 00:41:17,588 --> 00:41:19,556 I wasn't, like... 1194 00:41:19,590 --> 00:41:21,557 too harsh on him, was I? 1195 00:41:21,591 --> 00:41:22,760 - No. - No. No, you were fine. 1196 00:41:22,793 --> 00:41:23,761 You were great. 1197 00:41:23,794 --> 00:41:24,762 You were good. 1198 00:41:26,964 --> 00:41:28,766 - It's fine. - Well, 1199 00:41:28,799 --> 00:41:31,101 now that Daddy is gone... 1200 00:41:31,135 --> 00:41:34,104 time to get feisty. 1201 00:41:36,707 --> 00:41:37,975 Hello? 1202 00:41:38,008 --> 00:41:40,910 911? I need to report three different addresses 1203 00:41:40,943 --> 00:41:43,646 that are currently selling marijuana. 1204 00:41:43,679 --> 00:41:45,581 Yes, ganja. 1205 00:41:45,615 --> 00:41:47,350 - Get on the fucking ground! - Put it down! 1206 00:41:47,383 --> 00:41:49,252 Get on the fucking ground! -Put it down. 1207 00:41:49,285 --> 00:41:50,920 Put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth. -Don't move. 1208 00:41:50,953 --> 00:41:52,221 Yeah, you like it, don't you? 1209 00:41:52,255 --> 00:41:53,189 Watkins, wh-what are you doing, man? 1210 00:41:53,222 --> 00:41:55,224 - This is your training day! - What's tr... 1211 00:41:55,259 --> 00:41:57,092 - what's training? - This is your training day! 1212 00:41:57,126 --> 00:41:58,693 Get down! 1213 00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,364 What the f... What the fuck? 1214 00:42:01,397 --> 00:42:04,299 Ah, yeah! You're not in the academy anymore, Private! 1215 00:42:04,332 --> 00:42:05,967 Get... 1216 00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:08,337 - Oh. S-Sor... - Oh! 1217 00:42:08,371 --> 00:42:11,073 You guys got to come to the precinct with us. It's just... 1218 00:42:11,107 --> 00:42:12,640 - It's not us. - You ride in the car, we got 1219 00:42:12,673 --> 00:42:14,176 bottled water, we'll stop at P.F. Chang's, 1220 00:42:14,209 --> 00:42:15,143 Chipotle, whatever you need. 1221 00:42:15,177 --> 00:42:17,879 Passing that mold inspection was a miracle. 1222 00:42:17,913 --> 00:42:19,081 Praise be. 1223 00:42:19,114 --> 00:42:20,849 - Yeah, no shit. - If they drive past here 1224 00:42:20,882 --> 00:42:23,851 and they see the girls, it's over. 1225 00:42:23,884 --> 00:42:25,187 The worst part of this whole fucking thing, 1226 00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:27,322 I'm so stressed out, all I want to do is chill out 1227 00:42:27,355 --> 00:42:29,357 and smoke a joint, and my dealer doesn't have any weed! 1228 00:42:29,391 --> 00:42:31,358 - He's fucking dry! - Good luck finding any. 1229 00:42:31,392 --> 00:42:32,760 - Whoa! - Jesus Christ, man! 1230 00:42:32,793 --> 00:42:33,761 - What are you doing here? - How the fuck 1231 00:42:33,794 --> 00:42:34,762 did you get in here? 1232 00:42:34,795 --> 00:42:36,298 None of that matters right now. 1233 00:42:36,331 --> 00:42:37,299 I want to help you guys stop that sorority 1234 00:42:37,332 --> 00:42:38,299 before it gets too late. 1235 00:42:38,332 --> 00:42:39,866 Really? 1236 00:42:39,899 --> 00:42:40,867 That's right. 1237 00:42:40,901 --> 00:42:42,169 I'm switching sides. 1238 00:42:42,203 --> 00:42:44,839 - Nice! That's awesome! Cool! - Yes! Yes! 1239 00:42:44,872 --> 00:42:46,973 FYI, Kelly, I'm still down. 1240 00:42:47,006 --> 00:42:48,741 Stop it. 1241 00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:50,244 Okay, I know you're not gonna fuck. 1242 00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:52,179 - It still hurts my feelings. - Shh. It's just... 1243 00:42:52,213 --> 00:42:53,780 He's just having a joke. 1244 00:42:53,813 --> 00:42:55,949 Kappa Nu has cornered the market on weed. 1245 00:42:55,982 --> 00:42:58,251 - Oh, no. -Oh, God. - Oh, yes. 1246 00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,186 Until Monday, they are the only purveyors of weed 1247 00:43:00,220 --> 00:43:01,422 in the greater Ardendale area. 1248 00:43:01,455 --> 00:43:02,356 - Holy shit. - Oh, my God! 1249 00:43:02,389 --> 00:43:04,224 Do you think they'll sell me some? -No. 1250 00:43:04,257 --> 00:43:06,025 Fuck! -They have seven pounds of weed. 1251 00:43:06,059 --> 00:43:08,794 They could sell it for $50 a gram if they want to. 1252 00:43:08,828 --> 00:43:10,897 That's over a thousand dollars an ounce, 1253 00:43:10,930 --> 00:43:12,698 $16,000 a pound- all said and done, 1254 00:43:12,731 --> 00:43:16,201 if they move it all, that's over $112,000. 1255 00:43:16,235 --> 00:43:17,803 - Dude. - We should do this. 1256 00:43:17,836 --> 00:43:19,305 You're incredible at math. 1257 00:43:19,339 --> 00:43:21,373 No, I suck at math; I'm good at weed. 1258 00:43:21,406 --> 00:43:22,673 It's the same thing. 1259 00:43:22,707 --> 00:43:24,409 No. This is weed. 1260 00:43:24,443 --> 00:43:26,378 Just pretend it's seven pounds of meat, just try it. 1261 00:43:26,411 --> 00:43:28,147 Why would I even be buying meat? 1262 00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:29,348 I don't know. You're hungry. 1263 00:43:29,381 --> 00:43:30,982 I mean, are you talking, like, burgers? 1264 00:43:31,015 --> 00:43:31,849 Steaks. 1265 00:43:31,883 --> 00:43:33,818 How much does a gram of steak go for? 1266 00:43:33,851 --> 00:43:35,888 I don't know. Why would I be selling grams of steak? 1267 00:43:35,921 --> 00:43:37,356 Fair enough. 1268 00:43:37,389 --> 00:43:39,290 Their plan is to sell the weed at the tailgate. 1269 00:43:39,323 --> 00:43:40,758 And believe me, that's enough for them 1270 00:43:40,791 --> 00:43:42,226 to stay in the house through your escrow. 1271 00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:43,995 - God. - What do we do? 1272 00:43:44,028 --> 00:43:46,231 If we steal their weed, they won't be able to pay the rent. 1273 00:43:46,265 --> 00:43:47,864 All of the members that they've recruited 1274 00:43:47,898 --> 00:43:49,233 will have to rush other sororities, 1275 00:43:49,267 --> 00:43:50,101 and that will be that. 1276 00:43:50,134 --> 00:43:51,869 - What's in this for you, bro? - Yeah. 1277 00:43:51,903 --> 00:43:54,705 Honestly... I just want to be valued. 1278 00:43:54,739 --> 00:43:56,139 Well, it begs the question, how the fuck 1279 00:43:56,173 --> 00:43:58,242 are we supposed to beat them? There's 15 of them! -Yeah. 1280 00:43:58,276 --> 00:44:00,710 No. They have 15 individuals. 1281 00:44:00,744 --> 00:44:02,480 They're not a cohesive unit. 1282 00:44:02,513 --> 00:44:05,448 They don't understand the most important rule of sisterhood. 1283 00:44:05,482 --> 00:44:07,485 There's no "I" in sorority. 1284 00:44:07,518 --> 00:44:09,085 Yeah, there is. There's two, actually. 1285 00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:10,488 Actually, there's just one. 1286 00:44:10,521 --> 00:44:11,954 No. That's a Y. 1287 00:44:11,987 --> 00:44:13,456 - No, in the middle. - That's an O. 1288 00:44:13,490 --> 00:44:15,824 Two I's... straddling the Y. 1289 00:44:15,859 --> 00:44:18,995 S-O-R-R-I-A-Y-O-R-I-T-Y. 1290 00:44:19,029 --> 00:44:20,396 What? 1291 00:44:20,429 --> 00:44:22,432 There's a "U" in there that you guys are all missing. 1292 00:44:22,465 --> 00:44:26,369 S-O-R-R-I-R-O-I-T... 1293 00:44:26,403 --> 00:44:28,104 I-T-Y. 1294 00:44:28,138 --> 00:44:30,206 - Sorriroi-tity? - That's how you spell it. 1295 00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:31,207 You think the "tity" is silent? 1296 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,175 Look, we're all getting sidetracked right now. 1297 00:44:33,209 --> 00:44:35,412 Guys, bottom line is we need 1298 00:44:35,445 --> 00:44:37,812 to figure out a way to infiltrate that tailgate. 1299 00:44:37,845 --> 00:44:39,248 Tailgate? 1300 00:44:39,281 --> 00:44:41,916 - Tailgate. - Tailgate. 1301 00:44:41,951 --> 00:44:43,185 Tailgate. 1302 00:44:43,219 --> 00:44:45,020 Tailgate! Tailgate! 1303 00:44:47,021 --> 00:44:48,790 - Phi Lambda! - ♪ For my theme song 1304 00:44:48,823 --> 00:44:50,758 ♪ My leather black jeans on 1305 00:44:50,792 --> 00:44:52,228 ♪ My by any means on 1306 00:44:52,261 --> 00:44:54,296 ♪ Pardon, I'm getting my scream on ♪ 1307 00:44:54,330 --> 00:44:56,297 ♪ Enter the kingdom 1308 00:44:56,331 --> 00:44:57,832 ♪ But watch who you bring home ♪ 1309 00:44:57,865 --> 00:44:59,300 ♪ They see a black man with a white woman ♪ 1310 00:44:59,334 --> 00:45:01,769 ♪ At the top floor, they gonna come to kill King Kong ♪ 1311 00:45:03,471 --> 00:45:06,307 ♪ So follow me up 'cause this shit about to go down ♪ 1312 00:45:06,341 --> 00:45:08,977 ♪ I'm doing 500, I'm outta control now ♪ 1313 00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:10,945 ♪ But there's nowhere to go now ♪ 1314 00:45:10,979 --> 00:45:12,913 ♪ And there's no way to slow down ♪ 1315 00:45:12,946 --> 00:45:14,781 ♪ If I knew what I knew in the past ♪ 1316 00:45:14,815 --> 00:45:16,417 ♪ I would've been blacked out on your ass. ♪ 1317 00:45:21,088 --> 00:45:22,189 - High pie! - Bring your friends! 1318 00:45:22,222 --> 00:45:23,991 - High pie... - Yes, you! Come on! 1319 00:45:24,024 --> 00:45:25,525 - Pot pie! - Weed for women! 1320 00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:26,593 It's only 20 bucks! 1321 00:45:26,628 --> 00:45:30,364 - Kappa Nu weed! Charity weed! - Come on! Pot pie! 1322 00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:32,131 - Whoo! - It's just $20 a slice! 1323 00:45:32,164 --> 00:45:34,534 Come on! -Come get your pie! Pot pie, guys! Whoo! 1324 00:45:34,568 --> 00:45:36,103 Pot pie! 1325 00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:38,871 First off, you look fucking horrifying. 1326 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:40,573 What? It's a clown, man. People love clowns. 1327 00:45:40,607 --> 00:45:42,341 Jesus fucking Christ! 1328 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:44,110 - Stop doing that. - Just stop that shit, man. 1329 00:45:44,143 --> 00:45:46,479 Don't do that again, okay? I will give birth. -Guys, listen, 1330 00:45:46,512 --> 00:45:47,946 here's the plan: 1331 00:45:47,979 --> 00:45:50,850 I'm gonna get up on stage and I'm gonna dance, 1332 00:45:50,883 --> 00:45:53,085 distracting the girls just long enough for Mac 1333 00:45:53,119 --> 00:45:54,986 to run around and steal the weed. 1334 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,054 Kelly, Paula, 1335 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,456 I need you both to drive getaway. I can't have you 1336 00:45:57,490 --> 00:45:59,325 running around here, 'cause you're pregnant. 1337 00:45:59,358 --> 00:46:00,593 Wait-wait-wait-wait. 1338 00:46:00,626 --> 00:46:03,328 Just you dancing is enough to distract the entire sorority? 1339 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:04,896 I don't know about that. 1340 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:05,897 - That'll work. - Yeah. That'll work. 1341 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:06,965 - It'll work. - It usually works. 1342 00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:08,300 I don't even know where we are right now. -Yeah. 1343 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,167 - Okay. - Okay? 1344 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,335 - I'm ready. - All right, let me... 1345 00:46:10,368 --> 00:46:12,202 What's wrong? 1346 00:46:12,236 --> 00:46:13,937 Aw, shit! Fuck! 1347 00:46:13,971 --> 00:46:15,473 Goddamn it! 1348 00:46:15,507 --> 00:46:17,375 No! I don't have the baby oil. 1349 00:46:17,409 --> 00:46:18,410 - What's the big deal? - You'll be okay. 1350 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,511 No! It's the most important thing. 1351 00:46:19,543 --> 00:46:21,545 With baby oil, you get, like, two extra lines here. 1352 00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:22,479 - Really? - Yes. 1353 00:46:22,514 --> 00:46:24,114 - Hold on, hold on, hold on! - Goddamn it! 1354 00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:26,917 All right, let's go. 1355 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,185 Oh! That's hot! 1356 00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:29,453 Oh, that's really hot! 1357 00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:30,587 Ow! It burns! 1358 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,022 Ooh! Rub that shit in. 1359 00:46:32,056 --> 00:46:33,324 All right, rub it in. 1360 00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:34,925 - Rub it in. - Geez. 1361 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,561 - Whoo! Oh, my God. - God bless you. -Kelly. 1362 00:46:36,593 --> 00:46:38,861 - Get it all over. -What? - What the fuck are you doing? 1363 00:46:38,895 --> 00:46:40,464 - We're in a rush, Mac. - Come on, Mac, get his thighs. 1364 00:46:40,497 --> 00:46:43,133 Okay. 1365 00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:44,335 Yo, what's up? Clear the stage, 1366 00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:45,935 clear the stage! 1367 00:46:45,968 --> 00:46:47,070 - Hey! - I got something to say. 1368 00:46:47,103 --> 00:46:50,139 This song right here goes out to my girls in Kappa Nu. 1369 00:46:50,173 --> 00:46:51,375 I know we've been going through 1370 00:46:51,408 --> 00:46:53,277 - some rough times lately... - Holy... 1371 00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:54,410 ...but I love you. 1372 00:46:56,012 --> 00:46:57,213 Deejay, let's shake that booty. 1373 00:46:57,246 --> 00:46:58,281 You got this, right, Beth? 1374 00:46:58,314 --> 00:46:59,882 Yes, I got this. I'm right here. -Really? Good. 1375 00:47:07,623 --> 00:47:09,292 ♪ Bend and make your booty loose, that booty loose ♪ 1376 00:47:09,325 --> 00:47:10,560 ♪ Bend and make your booty loose ♪ 1377 00:47:10,593 --> 00:47:12,627 ♪ That booty loose 1378 00:47:12,661 --> 00:47:15,897 ♪ Get loose with it, get loose with it, get loose with it ♪ 1379 00:47:15,931 --> 00:47:17,966 Mm. 1380 00:47:17,999 --> 00:47:19,534 ♪ Loo-loo-loo-loo, loo-loo-loo... ♪ 1381 00:47:19,568 --> 00:47:21,203 ♪ Bend and make your booty loose ♪ 1382 00:47:21,236 --> 00:47:22,671 ♪ Show me what this booty do 1383 00:47:30,010 --> 00:47:31,546 ♪ Show me what this booty do 1384 00:47:33,281 --> 00:47:35,150 Oh, no! No! 1385 00:47:35,183 --> 00:47:37,084 ♪ Ge-ge-ge-get it... 1386 00:47:40,054 --> 00:47:41,989 ♪ G-G-Get loose with it 1387 00:47:42,022 --> 00:47:44,493 ♪ G-Get loose with it, g-get loose with it ♪ 1388 00:47:44,526 --> 00:47:46,494 ♪ G-Get, g-get loose-loose with it, with it... ♪ 1389 00:47:50,564 --> 00:47:52,566 Oh, no! He showed dick! 1390 00:47:54,634 --> 00:47:55,669 Oh, no! 1391 00:47:55,703 --> 00:47:57,638 - The weed! - Oh, shit! 1392 00:47:57,671 --> 00:47:59,005 It's all gone! It's all gone! 1393 00:47:59,038 --> 00:48:00,173 Oh, my God, it's all gone! 1394 00:48:00,206 --> 00:48:02,308 - What? What? - It's all gone! 1395 00:48:02,342 --> 00:48:03,576 Chester the fucking Cheetah 1396 00:48:03,610 --> 00:48:05,478 - took our weed! - Get the fucking bag of weed! 1397 00:48:07,547 --> 00:48:08,649 Get the weed! 1398 00:48:11,316 --> 00:48:13,085 God, I hate clowns! 1399 00:48:13,118 --> 00:48:15,488 Get out of the way! 1400 00:48:15,522 --> 00:48:18,024 Get another exit! Find the exit! 1401 00:48:18,057 --> 00:48:19,258 I'm blocked! I'll get another car! 1402 00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:21,093 - Just go! Go! - Oh, no! 1403 00:48:22,695 --> 00:48:25,097 Hey! 1404 00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:26,999 Douche! 1405 00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:37,175 Move! Move! Move! 1406 00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:39,177 Oh, fuck! 1407 00:48:39,210 --> 00:48:40,345 Get out of the way! 1408 00:48:46,417 --> 00:48:48,687 I got your weed! 1409 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,121 Move! 1410 00:48:50,154 --> 00:48:52,356 Which one is it? Where's the weed? 1411 00:48:52,390 --> 00:48:54,124 Come on! 1412 00:48:57,562 --> 00:49:00,097 Give me the weed! Give me the fucking weed! 1413 00:49:01,065 --> 00:49:03,166 Who's laughing now, clown? 1414 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,501 - Who's laughing now? - Ow! Oh! Stop! Ow! 1415 00:49:06,169 --> 00:49:08,205 It's garbage! It's not weed! 1416 00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,440 The weed! The weed! 1417 00:49:11,641 --> 00:49:12,609 The clown tricked us! 1418 00:49:14,377 --> 00:49:15,680 Oh, shit! 1419 00:49:15,713 --> 00:49:17,147 Okay, wait. 1420 00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,782 Mac... 1421 00:49:18,815 --> 00:49:21,150 you can do this. 1422 00:49:27,824 --> 00:49:29,258 Four twenty! 1423 00:49:35,232 --> 00:49:36,365 Oh, fuck! 1424 00:49:36,398 --> 00:49:39,168 ♪ I... can't stand it 1425 00:49:39,201 --> 00:49:40,736 ♪ I know you planned it 1426 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:43,205 ♪ I'm-a set it straight, this Watergate ♪ 1427 00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,774 ♪ I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here ♪ 1428 00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:47,743 ♪ 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear... ♪ 1429 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:49,311 - On your right! - Take it! 1430 00:49:49,345 --> 00:49:51,247 I'm All-State track and field, bitch! 1431 00:49:53,414 --> 00:49:55,149 ♪ It's sabotage 1432 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:01,288 ♪ So, so, so... 1433 00:50:01,322 --> 00:50:04,057 ♪ So listen up, 'cause you can't say nothin' ♪ 1434 00:50:04,091 --> 00:50:06,327 ♪ You'll shut me down with a push of your button ♪ 1435 00:50:06,361 --> 00:50:09,797 ♪ But yo, I'm out and I'm gone ♪ 1436 00:50:09,831 --> 00:50:12,399 ♪ I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on ♪ 1437 00:50:17,539 --> 00:50:18,338 Come on! 1438 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,308 Come on! 1439 00:50:21,341 --> 00:50:22,309 Hurry up! 1440 00:50:22,342 --> 00:50:23,644 ♪ You might not get 1441 00:50:23,678 --> 00:50:26,813 ♪ And we can bet so you don't get souped yet... ♪ 1442 00:50:26,847 --> 00:50:28,415 Oh, shit! 1443 00:50:28,448 --> 00:50:30,317 Here she comes! 1444 00:50:30,350 --> 00:50:32,619 - Free weed! Take it! - Free weed! Weed for everyone! 1445 00:50:32,653 --> 00:50:34,655 - Free weed! - Free weed! 1446 00:50:34,688 --> 00:50:37,290 - Weed forever! - Weed for the people! 1447 00:50:37,323 --> 00:50:38,625 - : Free weed! - Free weed! 1448 00:50:38,659 --> 00:50:39,626 That's all our weed! 1449 00:50:39,660 --> 00:50:41,862 How are we gonna pay rent? 1450 00:50:41,895 --> 00:50:44,864 You're really turning me on with your muscles right now. 1451 00:50:44,897 --> 00:50:46,132 Two pounds coming! 1452 00:50:46,165 --> 00:50:47,667 You look in pa... Are you pain? 1453 00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:49,736 They're just a lit... they're a little heavy. -Yeah, yeah. 1454 00:50:49,770 --> 00:50:51,203 I love you... 1455 00:50:51,237 --> 00:50:52,203 Oh, shit! 1456 00:50:52,237 --> 00:50:54,440 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 1457 00:50:54,473 --> 00:50:55,708 Yeah! 1458 00:50:55,741 --> 00:50:57,510 Aah! 1459 00:50:57,543 --> 00:50:59,145 Oh, fuck! 1460 00:50:59,178 --> 00:51:00,712 This is a fuckin' shame, 1461 00:51:00,745 --> 00:51:03,114 - but it's also pretty fun. - Whoo! 1462 00:51:03,148 --> 00:51:04,016 - Thank you, dude. - Yeah! 1463 00:51:04,050 --> 00:51:06,184 Dude, those girls were out of control. 1464 00:51:06,217 --> 00:51:08,186 No, those girls were out of control 1465 00:51:08,219 --> 00:51:10,889 - until we controlled them. - You really controlled them. 1466 00:51:10,922 --> 00:51:12,857 You have to remind yourself that any situation 1467 00:51:12,891 --> 00:51:16,194 is actually controllable, because parents are smart, 1468 00:51:16,227 --> 00:51:18,597 and kids, by comparison, are fucking stupid. 1469 00:51:18,630 --> 00:51:20,665 - You have it figured out. - You can't do anything 1470 00:51:20,699 --> 00:51:23,401 until you know the answer to one simple question: 1471 00:51:23,435 --> 00:51:25,637 - "Who is Teddy Sanders?" - Mm. 1472 00:51:25,670 --> 00:51:26,837 It's a very important question to ask yourself. 1473 00:51:26,870 --> 00:51:28,907 Before I got anywhere in life, 1474 00:51:28,940 --> 00:51:32,276 I asked myself, "Who is Mac Radner?" 1475 00:51:32,309 --> 00:51:34,345 And I said, "Who are you, Kelly Dhundee?" 1476 00:51:34,378 --> 00:51:35,379 Your maiden name's Dhundee? 1477 00:51:35,412 --> 00:51:37,748 No, it's-it's got an H. Dhundee. 1478 00:51:37,781 --> 00:51:39,516 - Like Crocodile Dundee? - Da-hundee. 1479 00:51:39,550 --> 00:51:40,651 It's a different name altogether. 1480 00:51:40,684 --> 00:51:41,752 I know it's a different name, 1481 00:51:41,785 --> 00:51:43,152 but it's just a coincidence. 1482 00:51:43,186 --> 00:51:45,455 - Crocodile Dundee. - It's nothing like it! 1483 00:51:45,488 --> 00:51:47,223 Oh, yeah. No, nothing like that. 1484 00:51:47,256 --> 00:51:48,659 But anyway, that's what you need to know. 1485 00:51:48,692 --> 00:51:51,362 Who is Teddy Sanders? -Buddy, what are you doing today? 1486 00:51:51,395 --> 00:51:52,495 - What's happening? Yeah... - Yeah, what's your, uh... 1487 00:51:52,528 --> 00:51:54,230 What's your plan? -What's your overall game plan here, 1488 00:51:54,263 --> 00:51:55,632 - just in life? Yeah. - Yeah, where you are. 1489 00:51:55,665 --> 00:51:58,836 I'll probably, like, play some games on my phone 1490 00:51:58,869 --> 00:52:00,503 and, like, walk around for a little bit 1491 00:52:00,536 --> 00:52:02,204 until I tire myself out, then... 1492 00:52:02,237 --> 00:52:04,440 go to sleep in my car. 1493 00:52:04,474 --> 00:52:06,809 Probably. 1494 00:52:06,843 --> 00:52:09,378 So sad. 1495 00:52:09,411 --> 00:52:12,280 Um, do you want to maybe... crash here? 1496 00:52:12,314 --> 00:52:14,349 Really? I won't take up too much room? 1497 00:52:14,383 --> 00:52:15,752 You could sleep in Stella's room. 1498 00:52:15,785 --> 00:52:19,254 She takes up, like, this much space. -KELLY: Yeah. 1499 00:52:23,325 --> 00:52:25,761 - Thank you, guys. - No. Thank you. 1500 00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:28,262 - It means a lot to me. - Yeah. -I can see that. 1501 00:52:28,295 --> 00:52:29,498 It's not that big a deal. 1502 00:52:29,531 --> 00:52:31,433 No, it is a big deal to me. 1503 00:52:32,868 --> 00:52:34,869 - Thank you. - Okay. 1504 00:52:36,303 --> 00:52:37,739 Thank you. 1505 00:52:37,773 --> 00:52:39,407 Do you have any more of these? 1506 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,376 Yes. There's heaps in the kitchen. Help yourself. -Yeah. 1507 00:52:42,411 --> 00:52:43,477 Are they baby food? 1508 00:52:43,511 --> 00:52:44,311 - Technically. - Gosh. 1509 00:52:44,345 --> 00:52:46,313 - Babies eat good food. - Yeah. 1510 00:52:46,347 --> 00:52:47,615 - Yeah. -This is awesome. - Yeah, go get 'em. 1511 00:52:47,648 --> 00:52:48,950 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1512 00:52:53,688 --> 00:52:56,757 That's cute. Look at him. 1513 00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,426 Mmm. 1514 00:52:58,459 --> 00:53:01,428 He inhaled so much weed smoke, he tuckered himself out. 1515 00:53:03,396 --> 00:53:04,631 All right. 1516 00:53:07,001 --> 00:53:07,935 Guys, we lost our nest egg, 1517 00:53:07,968 --> 00:53:10,470 we lost all of our weed, and our rent is due. 1518 00:53:10,503 --> 00:53:12,305 - What are we supposed to do? - Beth, what happened? 1519 00:53:12,338 --> 00:53:13,540 I thought you were the one stopping the old people 1520 00:53:13,573 --> 00:53:15,575 - from getting the weed. - No! Do not blame me! 1521 00:53:15,608 --> 00:53:17,777 You saw what was happening up there! 1522 00:53:17,811 --> 00:53:20,647 I am a human woman! I had to watch that! 1523 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,414 Okay, I was on the whipped cream, you were... - 1524 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:24,751 - We watch things together. - She was in charge of the weed. 1525 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:26,285 - You were in charge of the weed. 1526 00:53:26,318 --> 00:53:28,520 No, no! Stop it! 1527 00:53:28,554 --> 00:53:29,956 Stop it! Don't you see what's happening? 1528 00:53:29,989 --> 00:53:32,792 This is what the old people want us to do. 1529 00:53:32,826 --> 00:53:33,926 They want to tear us apart. 1530 00:53:33,959 --> 00:53:36,260 They know that if we're a united front, 1531 00:53:36,294 --> 00:53:39,498 we can't lose- because we are sisters! 1532 00:53:39,531 --> 00:53:40,599 And for the first time in my life, 1533 00:53:40,632 --> 00:53:41,867 I feel like I belong right now. 1534 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:44,302 This is so much better than I ever thought college could be. 1535 00:53:44,335 --> 00:53:46,304 This is the most fun I've ever had, 1536 00:53:46,337 --> 00:53:48,640 - and I went to Space Camp. - Ooh. Yeah. 1537 00:53:48,674 --> 00:53:49,875 I haven't slept in, like, a week. 1538 00:53:49,908 --> 00:53:51,642 I just don't want to miss out on anything. 1539 00:53:51,676 --> 00:53:52,610 You guys are so much fun. 1540 00:53:52,643 --> 00:53:54,011 We're never gonna lose each other. 1541 00:53:54,045 --> 00:53:55,613 I mean, what do you call a house 1542 00:53:55,646 --> 00:53:56,882 full of united women? 1543 00:53:56,915 --> 00:53:58,416 A brothel. 1544 00:53:58,449 --> 00:53:59,382 Brothel. 1545 00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:01,018 No, man. A sorority! 1546 00:54:01,052 --> 00:54:03,488 - Oh. Okay. - Oh! 1547 00:54:03,521 --> 00:54:04,856 This is the problem. 1548 00:54:04,889 --> 00:54:06,357 We're never gonna solve our money issues 1549 00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:07,759 when we're in this war with the old people. 1550 00:54:07,792 --> 00:54:08,759 - What can we do? - We're gonna give 1551 00:54:08,792 --> 00:54:10,460 the old people a taste of their own medicine. 1552 00:54:10,494 --> 00:54:12,830 All right? They tried to tear us apart. 1553 00:54:12,864 --> 00:54:14,632 - Yeah. - So what are we gonna do? 1554 00:54:16,967 --> 00:54:18,935 - We're gonna tear them apart! - Yeah! Yeah. 1555 00:54:18,969 --> 00:54:20,470 I mean, unless you guys think 1556 00:54:20,504 --> 00:54:22,039 that's, like, too intense of a plan. 1557 00:54:22,073 --> 00:54:24,842 Shelby, they would never say you were too intense 1558 00:54:24,876 --> 00:54:26,843 if you were a man. 1559 00:54:26,877 --> 00:54:29,479 - Yeah, own that shit, queen. - Yeah. 1560 00:54:29,513 --> 00:54:32,616 - Let's do this, team! - Do this! -Yeah! 1561 00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:35,986 This-- Ah! 1562 00:54:36,019 --> 00:54:37,520 What do we think of that? 1563 00:54:37,553 --> 00:54:40,824 "Oh, my prince, come for me. 1564 00:54:40,857 --> 00:54:42,423 Come for me." 1565 00:54:42,457 --> 00:54:44,593 "No, I won't, I'm not coming for you." 1566 00:54:44,627 --> 00:54:46,862 Yellow stars. 1567 00:54:46,896 --> 00:54:48,998 What color for her dress? 1568 00:54:49,032 --> 00:54:51,466 Yeah? 1569 00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:52,835 What is the water doing? 1570 00:54:52,868 --> 00:54:54,069 It's boiling. 1571 00:54:54,103 --> 00:54:55,470 Pretty cool, huh? 1572 00:54:55,503 --> 00:54:56,806 What we do now, 1573 00:54:56,839 --> 00:54:58,908 we're gonna add the eggs to it, okay? 1574 00:54:58,941 --> 00:55:00,608 - You put eggs in the water? - Yeah, watch. 1575 00:55:01,910 --> 00:55:03,645 Did you hear that? 1576 00:55:03,678 --> 00:55:04,813 It's hot! Oh! -Oh, dude, don't fucking touch it! 1577 00:55:04,846 --> 00:55:06,481 I told you it's hot! 1578 00:55:06,514 --> 00:55:07,949 Oh, my gosh! I thought it was like Jacuzzi hot. 1579 00:55:07,982 --> 00:55:11,351 - No, it's, like, boiling hot. - Oh. 1580 00:55:11,386 --> 00:55:12,787 Now, we add the eggs, 1581 00:55:12,821 --> 00:55:14,389 and we hard boil them, okay? 1582 00:55:14,422 --> 00:55:15,623 Don't put the eggs in there. 1583 00:55:15,657 --> 00:55:16,623 - It's gonna melt them. - What? 1584 00:55:16,657 --> 00:55:17,926 No, it hard-boils them. 1585 00:55:17,959 --> 00:55:19,093 It makes them hard. 1586 00:55:19,127 --> 00:55:20,795 Why would it make eggs hard? 1587 00:55:20,829 --> 00:55:22,664 What do you mean, "why would it make eggs hard?" 1588 00:55:22,697 --> 00:55:25,499 It makes pasta soft. 1589 00:55:25,532 --> 00:55:26,800 Whoa. 1590 00:55:26,834 --> 00:55:28,035 That's a good point. 1591 00:55:28,068 --> 00:55:30,637 Well, she looks fantastic. 1592 00:55:30,671 --> 00:55:31,805 Look at this. 1593 00:55:31,839 --> 00:55:33,807 I think this is a gorgeous color. 1594 00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:36,475 Oh, I love coloring in. 1595 00:55:36,510 --> 00:55:37,811 I love it! 1596 00:55:37,845 --> 00:55:40,414 She's quite overdressed, really, isn't she? 1597 00:55:40,447 --> 00:55:42,448 I mean, what, she's just in a garden somewhere, 1598 00:55:42,481 --> 00:55:44,417 in a ball gown. 1599 00:55:44,450 --> 00:55:46,987 Do you see people sometimes that I don't see? 1600 00:55:48,454 --> 00:55:50,089 You can tell me. 1601 00:55:50,122 --> 00:55:52,592 Honey, I'm home! 1602 00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:53,893 I've always wanted to say that. 1603 00:55:53,926 --> 00:55:55,061 It's fun. I say it all the time. 1604 00:55:55,094 --> 00:55:57,797 - Really? - Yeah. 1605 00:55:57,830 --> 00:55:58,965 Dear Mac, I know everything 1606 00:55:58,998 --> 00:56:01,000 seemed good between us, but I've been lying 1607 00:56:01,033 --> 00:56:02,567 to you and myself. I'm freaking out. 1608 00:56:02,602 --> 00:56:03,936 - From Kelly. - What? 1609 00:56:03,970 --> 00:56:05,171 What's she talking about? 1610 00:56:05,204 --> 00:56:06,772 That's gotta be a joke. 1611 00:56:06,806 --> 00:56:07,839 She must be fucking with me. 1612 00:56:07,873 --> 00:56:09,275 Yeah, she's joking around. 1613 00:56:17,949 --> 00:56:19,417 - Girl, you bad though. - So fucked up! 1614 00:56:19,451 --> 00:56:21,586 Oh, yeah. It's on! 1615 00:56:21,620 --> 00:56:23,655 - I'm-I'm gonna call her. - Definitely call her. 1616 00:56:23,688 --> 00:56:25,023 - Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck! - Hang up, hang up. Hang up. 1617 00:56:25,056 --> 00:56:26,057 - Fuck, he's calling her. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1618 00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:27,491 Decline. Decline. 1619 00:56:27,524 --> 00:56:28,760 What's going on right now? 1620 00:56:28,793 --> 00:56:30,528 - It's okay! - Hang it up! Hang it up! 1621 00:56:30,562 --> 00:56:33,030 Okay, it stopped. It stopped. It stopped. 1622 00:56:33,063 --> 00:56:34,064 Just stay chill, okay? Everything's fine. 1623 00:56:34,098 --> 00:56:35,132 Okay. What should I do right now? 1624 00:56:41,205 --> 00:56:42,438 Huh? 1625 00:56:58,122 --> 00:56:59,989 Sh... Where did she go? 1626 00:57:00,023 --> 00:57:03,459 I know exactly where she went. 1627 00:57:03,493 --> 00:57:04,594 What the...? 1628 00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:12,235 Mac, I have been up all night! 1629 00:57:12,268 --> 00:57:14,037 I'm worried sick! 1630 00:57:14,070 --> 00:57:15,837 Please just text me something. 1631 00:57:15,871 --> 00:57:16,972 I'm worried. 1632 00:57:22,879 --> 00:57:23,946 What...?! 1633 00:57:34,890 --> 00:57:36,557 Fuckin' Jimmy. 1634 00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:37,759 Let's go, I'm hungry! 1635 00:57:37,793 --> 00:57:38,860 Trying to get this tweet out. 1636 00:57:38,894 --> 00:57:39,995 - How do you spell Trump? - Oh. 1637 00:57:40,028 --> 00:57:41,595 Jimmy. 1638 00:57:41,629 --> 00:57:43,564 - Hey, what's up, Kel? - Where is he? 1639 00:57:43,597 --> 00:57:45,200 - Where's who? - You're lying to me! 1640 00:57:45,233 --> 00:57:46,734 You're a fucking terrible actor! 1641 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:49,037 - Tell me where he is! - Uh, I don't know. 1642 00:57:49,071 --> 00:57:51,138 He told me that you'd pretend you didn't know where he was. 1643 00:57:51,172 --> 00:57:52,239 - Tell me where he is! - Ow! No. 1644 00:57:52,273 --> 00:57:54,709 - Hey, Kel! - Where is Mac? 1645 00:57:54,742 --> 00:57:56,043 Mac is missing, and Jimmy knows where he is. 1646 00:57:56,077 --> 00:57:57,777 Fucking tell her where the fuck he is! 1647 00:57:57,811 --> 00:57:58,878 - Tell me! - I was with you last night! 1648 00:57:58,912 --> 00:57:59,879 I don't know where he... 1649 00:57:59,914 --> 00:58:01,015 I know you're protecting 1650 00:58:01,048 --> 00:58:01,949 some stupid bro code. 1651 00:58:01,983 --> 00:58:03,684 - Just tell me where he is. - Ow! Bro code? 1652 00:58:03,718 --> 00:58:04,852 No, there's no bro code. 1653 00:58:04,885 --> 00:58:06,653 He likes you more than me. He tells me that every day. 1654 00:58:06,686 --> 00:58:08,588 You're fucking lying to me, Jimmy! 1655 00:58:08,621 --> 00:58:09,823 - Tell me where he is! - Aah! I'm not lying. 1656 00:58:09,856 --> 00:58:11,558 Excuse me. Why is there so much language... 1657 00:58:11,591 --> 00:58:13,526 This is an emergency! My husband Mac has vanished, 1658 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,861 and this man knows where he is! 1659 00:58:14,894 --> 00:58:16,096 - Well, tell her! - Fucking tell her! 1660 00:58:16,129 --> 00:58:17,630 - Fucking tell her where she... - Tell me! 1661 00:58:17,664 --> 00:58:18,698 Oh! Oh! 1662 00:58:18,732 --> 00:58:20,066 Well, you don't have to do that. -I don't know! 1663 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:21,534 Just hold on a second. Wow! 1664 00:58:21,568 --> 00:58:23,003 - Hold it! Stop! - Try and remember! 1665 00:58:23,036 --> 00:58:24,204 Damn it, Jimmy, she's gonna hurt you! 1666 00:58:24,237 --> 00:58:25,637 He's in jail for child porn! 1667 00:58:25,671 --> 00:58:27,040 - What? - No! I mean, I'm lying! 1668 00:58:27,073 --> 00:58:29,541 I-I don't know where he is! Ow! -No! No! No, no, no! 1669 00:58:29,575 --> 00:58:30,944 - Call him on the phone now! - You deserved that, Jimmy! 1670 00:58:30,977 --> 00:58:32,544 - Call him! - Hold on! 1671 00:58:32,578 --> 00:58:33,912 - Call him...! - Hold on! No, okay, all right! 1672 00:58:33,946 --> 00:58:36,148 Here, here. Fuck it! 1673 00:58:36,181 --> 00:58:38,318 Aah... aah... It broke the skin. 1674 00:58:38,351 --> 00:58:40,053 Kelly? 1675 00:58:40,086 --> 00:58:41,719 - Why do you have Jimmy's phone? - Hello? 1676 00:58:41,753 --> 00:58:43,055 Where are you? Are you around here? 1677 00:58:43,088 --> 00:58:44,723 - Are you hiding somewhere? - Where are you? 1678 00:58:44,757 --> 00:58:45,891 I'm in your office! 1679 00:58:45,924 --> 00:58:47,593 I've been looking for you, I... 1680 00:58:47,626 --> 00:58:48,727 I went where you told me to meet you! 1681 00:58:48,761 --> 00:58:49,727 Where are you?! 1682 00:58:49,761 --> 00:58:51,163 In Sydney, Australia! 1683 00:58:51,196 --> 00:58:53,932 - What? - Outside the Opera House. 1684 00:58:53,966 --> 00:58:55,566 - You're in Australia? - Yeah, I just got off a plane. 1685 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:56,735 I've been on a plane for 18 hours! 1686 00:58:56,769 --> 00:58:59,604 What's happening? 1687 00:58:59,637 --> 00:59:00,705 We've been hacked! 1688 00:59:01,739 --> 00:59:03,741 "Kappa Nu fooled you." 1689 00:59:03,775 --> 00:59:05,009 Kappa Nu? 1690 00:59:05,043 --> 00:59:07,045 Prank war! Airbags, airbags! 1691 00:59:07,078 --> 00:59:08,179 Airbags! 1692 00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:09,814 Airbags! This is not a drill! 1693 00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:11,115 - All butts up! - What the fuck? 1694 00:59:11,149 --> 00:59:12,350 All butts up! 1695 00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,751 God! No! Aah! 1696 00:59:13,785 --> 00:59:17,154 No! 1697 00:59:17,188 --> 00:59:20,324 I might do the bridge walk, and then I'm gonna come home. 1698 00:59:20,358 --> 00:59:23,126 You want this? It's a barely-used refrigerator. 1699 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,828 Who wants to make some toast? 1700 00:59:24,861 --> 00:59:26,963 Oh, you look like you like toast. 1701 00:59:26,997 --> 00:59:29,367 Ha! Do you want, do you like toast? 1702 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,202 "Old people shit"? 1703 00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:41,744 "Kappa Nu steals from you." 1704 00:59:41,777 --> 00:59:42,812 They robbed us? 1705 00:59:42,845 --> 00:59:45,182 - This is so fucked. - We should call the police. 1706 00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:47,017 - We can't call the police! - Why? 1707 00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:48,385 We stole their weed. We're in too deep! 1708 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:50,786 You know what? Girls are worse than guys! 1709 00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,321 I'm just gonna say it! I know that's not feminist, 1710 00:59:52,354 --> 00:59:53,956 but fuck that! 1711 00:59:53,989 --> 00:59:55,324 Well, at least they didn't take Stella's toys. 1712 00:59:55,357 --> 00:59:56,393 Oh, don't give me that! 1713 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:57,725 I've been awake for four days! 1714 00:59:57,759 --> 00:59:58,827 I'm so tired! 1715 00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:00,695 It's 3:00 a.m. 1716 01:00:00,728 --> 01:00:03,232 where I am in Australia! 1717 01:00:03,265 --> 01:00:04,800 We are so fucked! 1718 01:00:04,834 --> 01:00:05,967 We're in a drug war with teenagers. 1719 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,035 We don't have any furniture. 1720 01:00:07,068 --> 01:00:08,670 We're gonna go bankrupt. 1721 01:00:08,703 --> 01:00:11,240 We made so many bad choices throughout this process. 1722 01:00:11,273 --> 01:00:13,075 - We're about to have two girls! - Two kids? 1723 01:00:13,109 --> 01:00:14,175 That's completely irresponsible of us. 1724 01:00:14,209 --> 01:00:15,343 We can't take care of one. 1725 01:00:15,376 --> 01:00:17,178 Oh, I know I'm not a good parent. 1726 01:00:17,212 --> 01:00:18,847 Fuck that. I'm the bad parent. 1727 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,782 - Now shut it down. - No. You don't get this one! 1728 01:00:20,815 --> 01:00:22,916 - I'm the bad parent! - I'm the bad parent. 1729 01:00:22,950 --> 01:00:24,751 Last week, I found her chewing on a nugget of weed. 1730 01:00:24,785 --> 01:00:27,222 I don't know how long she had it in her mouth for. 1731 01:00:27,255 --> 01:00:28,856 Was it the indica or sativa? 1732 01:00:28,890 --> 01:00:31,158 It was indica. She slept for, like, nine hours after. 1733 01:00:31,191 --> 01:00:32,326 I'm the bad parent. 1734 01:00:32,359 --> 01:00:34,962 When she was six months old, I dropped her on her head. 1735 01:00:34,995 --> 01:00:36,663 So did I. 1736 01:00:36,697 --> 01:00:38,932 - What? - One time, I went to Taco Bell, 1737 01:00:38,966 --> 01:00:39,999 I left her at home. 1738 01:00:40,032 --> 01:00:41,268 I forgot she existed. 1739 01:00:41,301 --> 01:00:42,302 She almost died over a gordita. 1740 01:00:42,336 --> 01:00:44,438 I'm such a bad parent. 1741 01:00:44,471 --> 01:00:45,706 Well, maybe we're both bad parents! 1742 01:00:50,776 --> 01:00:52,712 Oh, no. 1743 01:00:52,745 --> 01:00:54,680 It's Wendy, the Realtor. 1744 01:00:54,714 --> 01:00:56,450 My clients are backing out of escrow. 1745 01:00:56,483 --> 01:00:58,417 - Yeah. - What? 1746 01:00:58,451 --> 01:01:00,286 We drove by the house yesterday and saw Kappa Nu. 1747 01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:02,054 How do you know the name of the sorority? 1748 01:01:02,088 --> 01:01:03,289 I mean, I went to college, too, you know. 1749 01:01:03,322 --> 01:01:04,424 Omega Theta. 1750 01:01:04,458 --> 01:01:05,957 Let's roll out! 1751 01:01:05,991 --> 01:01:07,759 Okay, why the hell is he here? 1752 01:01:07,792 --> 01:01:08,561 - I thought you were my clients. - We hired him 1753 01:01:08,594 --> 01:01:10,930 because you just forgot to mention 1754 01:01:10,963 --> 01:01:13,965 the sorority that lives next to our new house, so that's why. 1755 01:01:13,999 --> 01:01:16,101 Okay, well, congratulations 'cause you hired a joke. 1756 01:01:16,134 --> 01:01:17,470 Oh, shove it, Wendy. 1757 01:01:17,503 --> 01:01:18,571 Oh, shove it right back at ya, Oliver! 1758 01:01:18,604 --> 01:01:20,872 - Why don't you shove it? - Shove it right back at ya! 1759 01:01:20,906 --> 01:01:23,008 You know-- You know what? We fucked once. 1760 01:01:23,041 --> 01:01:25,010 - Okay, not applicable. - I just feel like 1761 01:01:25,043 --> 01:01:26,311 we're escrowing apart, 1762 01:01:26,344 --> 01:01:28,246 and we should be escrowing together. -Exactly. 1763 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:29,247 - Guys, can we just escrow - Okay? And the truth is 1764 01:01:29,281 --> 01:01:30,483 - together for a minute? - they're lovely girls. 1765 01:01:30,516 --> 01:01:32,350 - We promise you. - Lovely girls. 1766 01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:33,351 - Super nice girls. - Great. 1767 01:01:33,385 --> 01:01:34,452 I don't think that they are, 1768 01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:36,922 because we literally saw them robbing your house. 1769 01:01:36,955 --> 01:01:38,924 They're not. -Oh, well, thanks for fucking stopping them! 1770 01:01:38,957 --> 01:01:40,157 You just stood there while they robbed our house? 1771 01:01:40,191 --> 01:01:42,326 - It wasn't like that! - What am I, police? 1772 01:01:43,428 --> 01:01:44,795 You didn't tell us about the sorority! 1773 01:01:44,828 --> 01:01:46,030 Is there anything we can do? 1774 01:01:46,063 --> 01:01:47,199 - We're desperate! - Anything we can do? 1775 01:01:47,232 --> 01:01:49,433 Yeah, you can magically make the sorority 1776 01:01:49,466 --> 01:01:51,168 that lives next door to you disappear by tomorrow. 1777 01:01:53,804 --> 01:01:55,406 - Is it real? - No! 1778 01:01:55,439 --> 01:01:57,307 Maybe it's just the old people messing with us. -No. 1779 01:01:57,341 --> 01:01:59,243 It's a real eviction notice. I called the landlord. 1780 01:01:59,276 --> 01:02:00,977 Okay, but maybe the landlord was just, like, 1781 01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:02,479 one of the old people pretending to be the landlord. 1782 01:02:02,513 --> 01:02:04,181 No. We're actually being evicted, okay? 1783 01:02:04,215 --> 01:02:05,915 We have no money to pay for it, 1784 01:02:05,949 --> 01:02:07,917 because we spent all of our money on the weed. 1785 01:02:07,951 --> 01:02:10,421 And so now we need five buckets of money, 1786 01:02:10,454 --> 01:02:13,022 otherwise we're gonna get kicked out tomorrow. 1787 01:02:13,056 --> 01:02:14,290 - We're gonna lose the house. - We're gonna lose the house? 1788 01:02:14,324 --> 01:02:16,426 Oh, my God, we're gonna lose our sisters. 1789 01:02:16,459 --> 01:02:17,827 'Cause we're gonna be put in separate dorms. 1790 01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:19,262 Then we're gonna have no friends anymore, 1791 01:02:19,295 --> 01:02:21,264 and it's gonna be just like high school all over again. 1792 01:02:21,297 --> 01:02:23,365 What are we gonna do? I mean, how do frats make money? 1793 01:02:23,398 --> 01:02:25,133 They throw parties, and they charge for them. 1794 01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:28,071 But no one's gonna pay money to come to our parties. 1795 01:02:28,104 --> 01:02:29,939 Yeah, it's not like a frat bro is gonna walk up and be like, 1796 01:02:29,973 --> 01:02:31,440 "Ooh, you look good in your normal clothes." 1797 01:02:31,473 --> 01:02:32,941 Wait! 1798 01:02:32,975 --> 01:02:34,042 - I love your sweater! - Wait, girls! 1799 01:02:34,076 --> 01:02:35,277 I have an idea. 1800 01:02:35,310 --> 01:02:36,411 Okay. 1801 01:02:36,446 --> 01:02:39,146 You're not gonna like it, though. 1802 01:02:39,180 --> 01:02:40,415 We have to throw a party. 1803 01:02:40,449 --> 01:02:42,517 No. When we throw parties, we lose money. 1804 01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:43,719 No. Not one of our, like, 1805 01:02:43,751 --> 01:02:46,421 really fun parties that we actually have a good time at. 1806 01:02:46,455 --> 01:02:48,122 I mean it's, like, empowering. 1807 01:02:48,155 --> 01:02:49,491 We have to throw a really shitty frat brother party. 1808 01:02:49,524 --> 01:02:51,393 One where, like, the frat brothers 1809 01:02:51,426 --> 01:02:53,794 like it so much they actually pay us to come to. 1810 01:02:53,828 --> 01:02:54,996 And then they really like it so much 1811 01:02:55,029 --> 01:02:57,164 they tell all their other douchey frat brother friends, 1812 01:02:57,198 --> 01:02:59,033 and they all pay us, too. 1813 01:02:59,066 --> 01:03:00,501 Like the one we met each other at? 1814 01:03:00,534 --> 01:03:02,470 The other option here is losing the house, 1815 01:03:02,503 --> 01:03:04,238 and if we lose the house, we lose Kappa Nu. 1816 01:03:04,272 --> 01:03:06,172 I'm not gonna lose you guys. 1817 01:03:06,206 --> 01:03:07,907 - Okay. - All right. 1818 01:03:07,941 --> 01:03:09,377 - Let's go tell the girls. - Okay. 1819 01:03:09,410 --> 01:03:11,045 We don't want to lose this sorority. 1820 01:03:11,078 --> 01:03:13,046 We don't want to lose our house, okay? 1821 01:03:13,079 --> 01:03:15,181 And that's why we gotta... 1822 01:03:15,215 --> 01:03:18,419 dress a little hotter than we usually do. 1823 01:03:18,452 --> 01:03:20,554 I'm hot! I fucked the pizza man. 1824 01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:23,123 I gave him five stars on Yelp. 1825 01:03:23,156 --> 01:03:24,424 You have chips in your hair. 1826 01:03:24,457 --> 01:03:26,459 Yeah. 1827 01:03:26,493 --> 01:03:28,361 ♪ Do you work out? 1828 01:03:28,395 --> 01:03:30,229 - ♪ Girl, you so fit - ♪ So fit 1829 01:03:30,262 --> 01:03:32,197 ♪ I know you want to dance, dance ♪ 1830 01:03:32,231 --> 01:03:33,366 ♪ D-D-D-Dance 1831 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,036 ♪ It's a party in my pants 1832 01:03:37,237 --> 01:03:38,904 ♪ Hey 1833 01:03:38,937 --> 01:03:40,839 ♪ Hey, hey 1834 01:03:40,873 --> 01:03:43,008 ♪ It's a party in my pants... 1835 01:03:45,044 --> 01:03:46,845 Look at the production value on this video. 1836 01:03:46,878 --> 01:03:48,147 We are totally fucked! 1837 01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:50,115 We're gonna be bankrupt! 1838 01:03:50,149 --> 01:03:52,084 No, no, no. Look closer. 1839 01:03:52,117 --> 01:03:54,219 They've lost their way. They've become everything 1840 01:03:54,253 --> 01:03:55,887 that they've hated. 1841 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,489 Jesus Christ. 1842 01:03:57,523 --> 01:03:58,624 They're vulnerable. 1843 01:03:58,657 --> 01:04:00,224 They're relying fully on this party 1844 01:04:00,259 --> 01:04:01,159 to support this house. 1845 01:04:01,193 --> 01:04:03,195 - He's right. - If we shut down this party, 1846 01:04:03,228 --> 01:04:04,562 the sorority will dissolve. 1847 01:04:04,595 --> 01:04:06,164 It's time to show them who's adults 1848 01:04:06,197 --> 01:04:07,298 and spank their little bottoms. 1849 01:04:07,332 --> 01:04:09,367 - I want to spank 'em all. - Let's do what parents do 1850 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,102 better than anything, 1851 01:04:11,135 --> 01:04:13,070 stop young people 1852 01:04:13,103 --> 01:04:14,505 from having fun! 1853 01:04:20,645 --> 01:04:21,978 Come on in, guys. 1854 01:04:22,012 --> 01:04:22,979 Bring it in! 1855 01:04:25,382 --> 01:04:28,051 Hey, uh, hope you let yourself in this party later on. 1856 01:04:29,453 --> 01:04:31,988 You're funny. 1857 01:04:32,022 --> 01:04:33,657 Hey! Call your friends, okay? 1858 01:04:33,690 --> 01:04:35,559 Tell them to come and bring money! 1859 01:04:35,592 --> 01:04:38,894 We shut this motherfucker down at all costs. 1860 01:04:38,928 --> 01:04:41,365 Y'all go in, shut it down from the inside. 1861 01:04:41,398 --> 01:04:42,666 Me and Kelly stay, 1862 01:04:42,699 --> 01:04:44,634 call the cops, shut it down from the outside. 1863 01:04:44,668 --> 01:04:46,103 Inside, outside. 1864 01:04:46,136 --> 01:04:48,204 Got it. 1865 01:04:54,009 --> 01:04:55,344 Now I'm ready. 1866 01:04:55,378 --> 01:04:57,480 Yeah, now I'm ready. 1867 01:04:58,948 --> 01:05:00,583 - Jesus Christ, man. - Oh! 1868 01:05:06,187 --> 01:05:07,356 ♪ Party in my pants... 1869 01:05:07,390 --> 01:05:08,391 - Hey! - Hey. 1870 01:05:08,424 --> 01:05:09,558 What's going on, Kappa Nu? 1871 01:05:09,592 --> 01:05:11,026 - How we doing? - Bro, it's only 20 bucks. 1872 01:05:11,060 --> 01:05:12,093 You've gotta get down here now. 1873 01:05:12,127 --> 01:05:13,361 They're gonna get wet everywhere, 1874 01:05:13,395 --> 01:05:15,063 I swear to God! 1875 01:05:15,096 --> 01:05:17,499 There's so many fucking hot bitches here, it's ridiculous. 1876 01:05:17,533 --> 01:05:19,234 It's like a, like a hot bitch fiesta. 1877 01:05:19,267 --> 01:05:21,436 And they're, like, all ripe and ready to pop! 1878 01:05:21,469 --> 01:05:23,304 How much money have we made? 1879 01:05:23,338 --> 01:05:26,341 How-how many money buckets do we have? 1880 01:05:26,374 --> 01:05:27,942 This punch taste kind of funny. 1881 01:05:27,976 --> 01:05:29,443 We didn't put out any punch. 1882 01:05:29,476 --> 01:05:30,944 - Oh, no. - We didn't... 1883 01:05:30,978 --> 01:05:31,912 Look, I'm gonna start phase two, okay? 1884 01:05:31,945 --> 01:05:33,648 Phase two is we have to stop the old people 1885 01:05:33,681 --> 01:05:35,417 from calling the cops, okay? 1886 01:05:35,450 --> 01:05:38,152 If you see any old people in here, stop them. 1887 01:05:38,185 --> 01:05:40,120 - Okay. - I don't like this. 1888 01:05:40,154 --> 01:05:41,522 - Me neither. - No! 1889 01:05:41,555 --> 01:05:42,656 Stop drinking that. 1890 01:05:42,690 --> 01:05:44,726 Oh, my tongue is numb. 1891 01:05:44,759 --> 01:05:46,325 All right, just blend in and follow me. 1892 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:47,594 Yes, blend, blend, blend, blend. 1893 01:05:47,628 --> 01:05:49,329 Oh! Excusez-moi. 1894 01:05:53,267 --> 01:05:54,401 It's a good party. 1895 01:05:54,435 --> 01:05:55,635 I am gonna text my friends. 1896 01:05:55,668 --> 01:05:57,036 No, it's all a lie. 1897 01:05:57,069 --> 01:05:58,137 It's a deception. 1898 01:05:58,171 --> 01:05:59,238 They don't think you're funny, okay? 1899 01:05:59,272 --> 01:06:00,374 - What? - Oh, fuck me! 1900 01:06:00,407 --> 01:06:01,608 - Oh, shit! - Oh, oh. 1901 01:06:01,642 --> 01:06:03,342 You okay? What's wrong? 1902 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:04,677 I shouldn't have eaten that McRib. 1903 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:06,646 It's no big deal. 1904 01:06:06,679 --> 01:06:08,247 Just having the worst cramps of my life 1905 01:06:08,281 --> 01:06:09,348 every five, six minutes. 1906 01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:11,350 Yeah. -I think you're going into labor. 1907 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,486 No, no, no, the baby's not due till tomorrow. 1908 01:06:13,519 --> 01:06:15,153 Okay, you're definitely going into labor. 1909 01:06:15,187 --> 01:06:16,255 You need to be timing this. 1910 01:06:16,289 --> 01:06:17,490 Oh, it's passed. 1911 01:06:17,523 --> 01:06:18,758 I feel great. 1912 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:20,158 I told you, she's not going into labor. 1913 01:06:20,192 --> 01:06:21,159 She's all good, dude. 1914 01:06:22,527 --> 01:06:23,663 There she goes. 1915 01:06:23,696 --> 01:06:25,330 You should really go after her. 1916 01:06:25,363 --> 01:06:27,500 She's the boss of her own body, all right? 1917 01:06:27,533 --> 01:06:29,267 The last night of freedom! 1918 01:06:29,301 --> 01:06:31,369 - I love you! - I love you, bubba! 1919 01:06:31,403 --> 01:06:32,404 We have to get upstairs. 1920 01:06:32,437 --> 01:06:33,438 That's where the power source is. 1921 01:06:33,472 --> 01:06:34,506 What are you doing? 1922 01:06:34,539 --> 01:06:35,507 Don't drink that! 1923 01:06:35,540 --> 01:06:37,142 What's wrong? 1924 01:06:37,175 --> 01:06:38,209 Oh, come on, dude! 1925 01:06:38,242 --> 01:06:39,210 Never drink the punch! 1926 01:06:39,243 --> 01:06:40,978 Let's go. 1927 01:06:51,656 --> 01:06:53,758 I-I saw you with-with Teddy. 1928 01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:55,258 Why-why were you with Teddy? 1929 01:06:55,291 --> 01:06:56,794 Shh. 1930 01:06:56,827 --> 01:06:58,662 We're gonna kill the power 1931 01:06:58,696 --> 01:07:00,097 and shut down the party. 1932 01:07:00,130 --> 01:07:01,532 Oh. 1933 01:07:01,565 --> 01:07:02,800 What? 1934 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:06,704 I-I got real fucked up really quickly just now. 1935 01:07:06,737 --> 01:07:08,104 - Me, too. - Yeah. 1936 01:07:08,137 --> 01:07:10,407 But all I had was the punch. 1937 01:07:10,441 --> 01:07:12,642 Shit! We got Cosby'd! 1938 01:07:17,180 --> 01:07:18,515 Yes! 1939 01:07:22,619 --> 01:07:24,721 Kappa Nu... 1940 01:07:24,754 --> 01:07:26,589 good night to you. 1941 01:07:36,098 --> 01:07:39,568 They must have an alternate power source. 1942 01:07:39,601 --> 01:07:41,203 Banana! 1943 01:07:41,236 --> 01:07:44,439 Banana! Banana! 1944 01:07:44,473 --> 01:07:46,440 Must stop you! 1945 01:07:49,811 --> 01:07:51,747 Oh, my God. Look how big my tongue is. 1946 01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:54,382 Look how big my tongue is. 1947 01:07:55,516 --> 01:07:56,818 No! 1948 01:07:56,852 --> 01:07:59,387 Aah, uh, ow, ow! 1949 01:07:59,420 --> 01:08:00,789 Party's big enough; let's call the cops. 1950 01:08:00,822 --> 01:08:02,523 - Okay. - Hey, sweet tart. 1951 01:08:02,557 --> 01:08:04,090 It's a little hard to call the cops 1952 01:08:04,124 --> 01:08:05,293 without a phone, ain't it? 1953 01:08:05,326 --> 01:08:06,427 Give us that back! 1954 01:08:06,460 --> 01:08:07,695 - No! - Drop it! 1955 01:08:07,728 --> 01:08:09,463 Whoa! 1956 01:08:09,497 --> 01:08:11,464 - Oh! - - What the fuck? 1957 01:08:11,498 --> 01:08:13,233 Called a cord, dumbass! 1958 01:08:13,266 --> 01:08:14,735 Fucking old people phone! 1959 01:08:17,505 --> 01:08:18,806 What the hell? 1960 01:08:18,839 --> 01:08:19,839 Where are our phones? 1961 01:08:19,873 --> 01:08:21,541 Oh, what? These? 1962 01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:23,343 How'd you get those? 1963 01:08:23,376 --> 01:08:25,145 Whoa. 1964 01:08:25,178 --> 01:08:27,715 Come on. 1965 01:08:27,748 --> 01:08:29,716 Yo, yo. -I couldn't find the power source. 1966 01:08:29,749 --> 01:08:30,884 Shelby took our phones. Do you have a phone? 1967 01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:32,519 What? No, I don't have a phone. 1968 01:08:32,552 --> 01:08:34,287 - I ran out of data. - Shit! 1969 01:08:34,321 --> 01:08:35,890 I'm in here guys. 1970 01:08:35,923 --> 01:08:38,758 - Don't try and find me, though. - Garage. 1971 01:08:40,192 --> 01:08:41,393 Oh! You're getting warmer. 1972 01:08:41,427 --> 01:08:43,330 Getting warmer! 1973 01:08:43,363 --> 01:08:44,497 You're-you're definitely getting warmer. 1974 01:08:44,531 --> 01:08:45,664 Oop, oop. You're getting warmer. 1975 01:08:45,698 --> 01:08:46,799 Getting warmer. 1976 01:08:46,832 --> 01:08:48,667 Bingo. 1977 01:08:48,701 --> 01:08:50,336 Shit! 1978 01:08:50,369 --> 01:08:52,304 - No! - I'm not gonna let you out 1979 01:08:52,338 --> 01:08:53,906 until we're done raising money, all right? 1980 01:08:53,939 --> 01:08:55,841 There's-there's energy bars in the corner. 1981 01:08:55,874 --> 01:08:57,443 There's some water, and there's a poo bucket 1982 01:08:57,476 --> 01:08:58,911 - if you need it. - Shit! 1983 01:08:58,944 --> 01:09:00,913 You come back here, young lady. -Kelly! 1984 01:09:00,946 --> 01:09:02,513 - Shelby! - Help us! 1985 01:09:02,547 --> 01:09:04,349 - Come back here! - Kelly, help us! 1986 01:09:04,382 --> 01:09:05,617 Come back here right now. 1987 01:09:05,650 --> 01:09:06,785 Hey! 1988 01:09:06,819 --> 01:09:09,153 It's locked. She locked it. 1989 01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:10,422 Okay. 1990 01:09:10,455 --> 01:09:11,623 Calm down, let me think. 1991 01:09:11,656 --> 01:09:13,524 All right, here's the plan. 1992 01:09:13,558 --> 01:09:15,928 We're gonna throw everything we can at this door. 1993 01:09:15,961 --> 01:09:17,695 What are you doing? 1994 01:09:17,729 --> 01:09:19,631 I'm pooing! When I'm nervous, I poo! 1995 01:09:19,664 --> 01:09:20,698 Look away. 1996 01:09:20,732 --> 01:09:22,332 Suck it back up. 1997 01:09:22,366 --> 01:09:23,835 We gotta get out of here. 1998 01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,703 - Yo, get out of the way. - Big man! 1999 01:09:26,938 --> 01:09:28,905 Oh! Come on! 2000 01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:30,273 Okay. 2001 01:09:32,309 --> 01:09:34,244 - Oh, shit! - Ah. 2002 01:09:34,277 --> 01:09:36,380 Ah, ah, ah, ah. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 2003 01:09:36,413 --> 01:09:38,281 I'm sorry. Okay. 2004 01:09:38,315 --> 01:09:40,183 Let's try something else. Let's try something else. 2005 01:09:40,217 --> 01:09:41,251 I'm fine. 2006 01:09:45,856 --> 01:09:47,557 Oh, shit! Oh! 2007 01:09:47,591 --> 01:09:48,792 - Mac, you okay? - I'm good. 2008 01:09:51,762 --> 01:09:53,729 Ooh. 2009 01:09:53,763 --> 01:09:56,298 You broke my bike. 2010 01:09:56,332 --> 01:09:57,466 - That didn't work. - No! 2011 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:58,835 Do you got another one in you? 2012 01:09:58,869 --> 01:10:00,569 I think... 2013 01:10:04,774 --> 01:10:07,610 That's it. 2014 01:10:07,643 --> 01:10:08,878 That's our way out. 2015 01:10:10,311 --> 01:10:12,347 That's way too high up. 2016 01:10:12,380 --> 01:10:13,849 - No, it's not. - What are you gonna do? 2017 01:10:13,883 --> 01:10:15,751 I-- Look- I don't have the keys. 2018 01:10:15,785 --> 01:10:17,720 Can you hot-wire it? We can drive through the wall. 2019 01:10:17,753 --> 01:10:19,487 No, I don't know how to hot-wire. 2020 01:10:19,521 --> 01:10:22,290 But I do know a thing or two about... 2021 01:10:22,323 --> 01:10:23,893 airbags. 2022 01:10:25,593 --> 01:10:26,696 Okay. 2023 01:10:26,729 --> 01:10:28,395 Set it down really soft. 2024 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:32,767 Perfect. 2025 01:10:32,801 --> 01:10:35,303 Okay. 2026 01:10:35,336 --> 01:10:36,670 Now, if we do this correctly, 2027 01:10:36,704 --> 01:10:39,741 the force from that airbag 2028 01:10:39,774 --> 01:10:41,542 should blast us straight through that vent. 2029 01:10:41,576 --> 01:10:42,844 Okay. 2030 01:10:42,877 --> 01:10:44,545 Who's gonna do it? 2031 01:10:44,578 --> 01:10:45,679 I'm gonna do it. 2032 01:10:45,713 --> 01:10:46,714 Thank God. 2033 01:10:46,747 --> 01:10:48,282 I don't think I could do this. 2034 01:10:49,717 --> 01:10:51,385 You okay, man? 2035 01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:53,419 Are we gonna still hang out after this? 2036 01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:55,956 Are you gonna want to hang out with me? 2037 01:10:55,989 --> 01:10:57,624 Yeah. 2038 01:10:57,658 --> 01:10:59,259 And like even though, like, the war is over, 2039 01:10:59,293 --> 01:11:02,295 and, like, I want to sort of, like, be of, like, value, 2040 01:11:02,328 --> 01:11:03,463 you know, to you? 2041 01:11:03,496 --> 01:11:05,465 Yeah. 2042 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,869 Prove it. 2043 01:11:08,902 --> 01:11:09,836 Prove what? 2044 01:11:11,037 --> 01:11:12,538 Hug me. 2045 01:11:13,740 --> 01:11:15,408 I'm good. 2046 01:11:15,441 --> 01:11:17,044 Give me a hug. 2047 01:11:17,077 --> 01:11:18,643 Give me a real hug. 2048 01:11:18,677 --> 01:11:20,479 What does that do? 2049 01:11:20,512 --> 01:11:22,514 It solidifies the bond, bro. 2050 01:11:23,716 --> 01:11:25,485 Bring it in. 2051 01:11:28,687 --> 01:11:29,921 I appreciate you, man. 2052 01:11:29,955 --> 01:11:31,656 Thank you. 2053 01:11:31,690 --> 01:11:34,593 This is actually really nice. 2054 01:11:34,626 --> 01:11:36,628 Oh, man. 2055 01:11:36,661 --> 01:11:39,598 This just feels good. 2056 01:11:39,631 --> 01:11:40,866 Yeah, I like that. Boom! 2057 01:11:40,899 --> 01:11:42,334 - Yeah! - That's it. Powerful. 2058 01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:44,002 - Power. - Yeah! 2059 01:11:44,035 --> 01:11:46,637 Yeah! 2060 01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:47,973 Yeah! -All right, that's a little much. 2061 01:11:48,006 --> 01:11:49,608 Yeah. 2062 01:11:49,641 --> 01:11:50,809 - Thanks, buddy! - Ah, dude. 2063 01:11:50,842 --> 01:11:53,410 I like this broing-down shit. 2064 01:11:53,444 --> 01:11:55,079 - Dude, we are bros, okay? - Yes. 2065 01:11:55,112 --> 01:11:55,980 Let's do this, man! 2066 01:11:56,013 --> 01:11:57,715 - All right. - Okay, before you do this. 2067 01:11:57,748 --> 01:12:00,651 Maybe just, like, make a hundred percent sure that, 2068 01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:03,521 like, you're all lined up. 2069 01:12:03,554 --> 01:12:04,588 Get ready? 2070 01:12:04,622 --> 01:12:05,589 One! 2071 01:12:05,623 --> 01:12:06,624 - Two! - Two. 2072 01:12:06,657 --> 01:12:07,825 - And three! - Three. 2073 01:12:07,858 --> 01:12:09,926 Oh, God! 2074 01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,494 Oh, no! 2075 01:12:11,528 --> 01:12:12,863 Are you okay? 2076 01:12:12,897 --> 01:12:14,765 - I'm fine. I'm fine. - Oh, man. 2077 01:12:14,799 --> 01:12:16,100 I'm fine. I got this. 2078 01:12:16,133 --> 01:12:17,601 No, you don't got this at all. 2079 01:12:17,635 --> 01:12:19,502 You for sure have a concussion, man. 2080 01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:20,603 I'm okay. 2081 01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,372 - I just need ten minutes. - Dude. No. 2082 01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:23,506 I'm gonna take it from here. 2083 01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:29,712 Be careful. 2084 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:32,482 Okay. 2085 01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:35,083 It's time. 2086 01:12:43,559 --> 01:12:45,861 Time to save my family. 2087 01:12:49,464 --> 01:12:50,465 Ow! 2088 01:12:50,499 --> 01:12:51,633 You okay? 2089 01:12:51,667 --> 01:12:54,303 It worked! 2090 01:12:55,103 --> 01:12:56,071 Oh, God. 2091 01:12:56,104 --> 01:12:57,706 Whew. 2092 01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:00,474 Whew! Hey! 2093 01:13:00,508 --> 01:13:01,542 Girls, guess what? 2094 01:13:01,576 --> 01:13:02,977 I got rid of the old people. 2095 01:13:03,010 --> 01:13:04,079 They're trapped in the garage. 2096 01:13:04,112 --> 01:13:05,680 We're fine. 2097 01:13:05,713 --> 01:13:06,614 What is that? 2098 01:13:06,647 --> 01:13:08,016 CROWD Boob! Boob! Boob! Boob! 2099 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,083 Boob! Boob! Boob! 2100 01:13:09,116 --> 01:13:10,417 Boob! Boob! Boob! Boob! 2101 01:13:10,450 --> 01:13:12,620 Boob! Boob! Boob! Boob! Boob! 2102 01:13:12,653 --> 01:13:13,654 This party sucks. 2103 01:13:13,688 --> 01:13:15,990 I can't, I can't be here anymore. 2104 01:13:16,023 --> 01:13:17,657 Guys, guys, guys, we're good. 2105 01:13:17,691 --> 01:13:19,392 - Are we though? - Wet T-shirt contest! 2106 01:13:19,426 --> 01:13:21,595 What? No! 2107 01:13:21,628 --> 01:13:22,697 You're all winners. 2108 01:13:22,730 --> 01:13:24,065 - You're all winners. - Stop! 2109 01:13:24,098 --> 01:13:25,566 Yeah, baby! 2110 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,400 I think I'm quitting. 2111 01:13:27,434 --> 01:13:28,435 Yeah, I'm quitting, too. 2112 01:13:28,468 --> 01:13:30,570 - I'm out. - No! You all can't quit. 2113 01:13:30,604 --> 01:13:32,772 We'll figure it out! Wait! 2114 01:13:32,806 --> 01:13:35,842 Wait, girls! Let's just talk about this for a second, okay? 2115 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:36,977 Stop it! Slow down! 2116 01:13:37,010 --> 01:13:38,478 Hold up! Stop! 2117 01:13:38,511 --> 01:13:39,646 Just stop moving. 2118 01:13:39,679 --> 01:13:40,947 Okay? Look... 2119 01:13:40,981 --> 01:13:44,416 Oh, God, the party's even bigger. 2120 01:13:46,119 --> 01:13:48,621 - What the fuck? What happened? - I've been roofied. 2121 01:13:48,654 --> 01:13:50,690 So if anyone's ever wanted to have sex with me, 2122 01:13:50,724 --> 01:13:52,191 - tonight's the night. - Well, good- 2123 01:13:52,224 --> 01:13:55,194 the plan is almost done, okay? I've got the old people away. 2124 01:13:55,227 --> 01:13:57,696 Everything's fine. We're Kappa Nu. 2125 01:13:57,730 --> 01:14:00,765 This isn't Kappa Nu-- this is not what we set out for. 2126 01:14:00,798 --> 01:14:02,567 That's what? That's it? You're j... you're gonna quit? 2127 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,703 Oh, come on, don't blame us. You ruined this. 2128 01:14:04,737 --> 01:14:07,673 - I look like Nicki Minaj! - Yeah, I look like Snooki! 2129 01:14:07,706 --> 01:14:09,208 I was the only one trying to save this. 2130 01:14:09,241 --> 01:14:10,074 This was all my idea. 2131 01:14:10,108 --> 01:14:12,744 You're literally running away to quit. 2132 01:14:12,777 --> 01:14:13,946 The whole fuckin' thing's imploding. 2133 01:14:13,979 --> 01:14:15,781 So we're gonna destroy their friendship? 2134 01:14:15,814 --> 01:14:18,549 No, we're just, uh... we got escrows, dude. 2135 01:14:18,583 --> 01:14:20,118 What's the difference in right now and always, huh? 2136 01:14:20,151 --> 01:14:21,786 We tried, okay? We tried our asses off. 2137 01:14:21,819 --> 01:14:23,454 This is not gonna work. 2138 01:14:23,488 --> 01:14:24,923 The whole system is against us, 2139 01:14:24,956 --> 01:14:26,790 and that's all there is to it. 2140 01:14:26,823 --> 01:14:27,791 All right. 2141 01:14:27,825 --> 01:14:28,826 I give up. 2142 01:14:28,860 --> 01:14:30,828 We live in a sexist world, and there's nothing 2143 01:14:30,862 --> 01:14:32,897 - we can do about it. - I can't believe 2144 01:14:32,931 --> 01:14:34,097 this is actually over. 2145 01:14:34,131 --> 01:14:35,699 Now I'm gonna lose all my friends, 2146 01:14:35,732 --> 01:14:37,567 and it's gonna be just like I was in high school. 2147 01:14:37,601 --> 01:14:38,902 I just wish we'd never started 2148 01:14:38,936 --> 01:14:40,771 this stupid sorority in the first place. 2149 01:14:40,804 --> 01:14:41,873 - We were dumb... - I don't like this. 2150 01:14:41,906 --> 01:14:42,906 They shouldn't be saying that. 2151 01:14:42,940 --> 01:14:44,675 They're just kids. 2152 01:14:44,708 --> 01:14:46,643 - No, it's over. - I can't cope with that. 2153 01:14:46,677 --> 01:14:48,612 No, it's done. 2154 01:14:48,645 --> 01:14:50,881 - It's done! -No. -No! - Hey! Hey! Ladies! 2155 01:14:52,149 --> 01:14:53,216 Get your shit together. 2156 01:14:53,250 --> 01:14:55,085 What's with the meltdown? 2157 01:14:55,118 --> 01:14:57,054 You're strong, powerful women, 2158 01:14:57,087 --> 01:14:58,855 and you're trying to buck the system. 2159 01:14:58,889 --> 01:15:00,690 You're just away from home for the first time, 2160 01:15:00,723 --> 01:15:03,226 - and you're scared. - I am scared. 2161 01:15:03,260 --> 01:15:05,195 You got this. You know what the right thing to do is. 2162 01:15:05,228 --> 01:15:07,197 - You know what's right. - Well, yeah, we know 2163 01:15:07,230 --> 01:15:08,798 - the right decision to make. - We know it. 2164 01:15:08,831 --> 01:15:09,832 What's the right decision to make? 2165 01:15:09,865 --> 01:15:11,033 Don't give up on yourselves. 2166 01:15:11,067 --> 01:15:13,135 Give us a little more. 2167 01:15:13,169 --> 01:15:14,804 You get knocked down, you get up again. 2168 01:15:14,837 --> 01:15:16,172 They're never gonna keep you down. 2169 01:15:16,205 --> 01:15:17,973 Oh! Oh, did you just make that up? 2170 01:15:18,006 --> 01:15:18,974 I did. 2171 01:15:19,007 --> 01:15:20,675 Kelly. 2172 01:15:20,709 --> 01:15:23,746 Tell them to make out with each other. 2173 01:15:23,779 --> 01:15:26,614 Tell them the house isn't Kappa Nu, they are. 2174 01:15:26,648 --> 01:15:29,617 This house isn't your sorority, you are. 2175 01:15:29,651 --> 01:15:30,618 No, the mom is right. 2176 01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:32,654 Why are we doing this right now? Why don't we 2177 01:15:32,687 --> 01:15:33,921 just throw the party we want to throw 2178 01:15:33,955 --> 01:15:35,090 and worry about what's gonna happen tomorrow? 2179 01:15:35,123 --> 01:15:37,692 It doesn't matter if we lose that. 2180 01:15:37,726 --> 01:15:39,561 It matters if we lose... 2181 01:15:39,594 --> 01:15:41,262 this. 2182 01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:49,570 - You guys. - I'm so happy. 2183 01:15:49,603 --> 01:15:50,938 Aw... 2184 01:15:50,971 --> 01:15:53,841 Sisterhood! 2185 01:15:53,874 --> 01:15:55,876 I want to see them kiss so fucking bad. 2186 01:15:55,909 --> 01:15:57,945 All right, let's kick all these douchebags out 2187 01:15:57,978 --> 01:15:59,979 - of our house. -Okay! - Good speech, sweetie! 2188 01:16:00,014 --> 01:16:01,647 - Thanks, baby. - Where did that come from? 2189 01:16:01,681 --> 01:16:03,884 Well, we have a daughter, baby. 2190 01:16:03,917 --> 01:16:05,085 What happens with our escrows now? 2191 01:16:05,119 --> 01:16:06,653 I don't know, but I think it's the best 2192 01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:09,689 - possible outcome. - Okay. 2193 01:16:09,722 --> 01:16:12,091 Jimmy! Jimmy! Where are you? 2194 01:16:12,126 --> 01:16:14,128 Oh, fuck. Paula. 2195 01:16:16,595 --> 01:16:17,864 Guys... 2196 01:16:17,897 --> 01:16:20,033 I think I was wrong. 2197 01:16:20,066 --> 01:16:22,835 It's not the McRib. 2198 01:16:22,869 --> 01:16:24,203 - Oh, no! - Oh, my God! 2199 01:16:24,238 --> 01:16:25,704 Oh, God! 2200 01:16:25,737 --> 01:16:27,106 It's got my foot! 2201 01:16:27,140 --> 01:16:29,942 It's a breech! It's a breech! Oh! 2202 01:16:29,976 --> 01:16:30,877 Go to the hospital! 2203 01:16:30,910 --> 01:16:32,178 - Go to the hospital! - Go to the hospital! 2204 01:16:32,211 --> 01:16:34,246 - I love you. - I love you. 2205 01:16:50,162 --> 01:16:51,929 ♪ Time has come today 2206 01:16:53,265 --> 01:16:56,700 ♪ Young hearts can go their way ♪ 2207 01:16:57,803 --> 01:16:59,170 ♪ Can't put it off 2208 01:16:59,203 --> 01:17:01,705 ♪ Another day 2209 01:17:01,739 --> 01:17:04,108 ♪ And I don't care what the others say ♪ 2210 01:17:04,141 --> 01:17:06,110 - Are we gonna lose our house? - I mean, 2211 01:17:06,144 --> 01:17:08,279 we have no money, so we're definitely losing it, yeah. 2212 01:17:08,312 --> 01:17:10,915 Well, we better blow it out! 2213 01:17:13,217 --> 01:17:16,086 Guys, this party is amazing. You did it! 2214 01:17:16,119 --> 01:17:18,088 The first sorority that can party. 2215 01:17:18,121 --> 01:17:20,657 - We'd all love to join. - Who's "we"? 2216 01:17:20,690 --> 01:17:21,992 ♪ The room has changed today ♪ 2217 01:17:22,026 --> 01:17:23,726 ♪ Hey! 2218 01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:25,161 ♪ I have no place to stay... 2219 01:17:25,195 --> 01:17:28,098 Uh, drop your dues in the bucket 2220 01:17:28,131 --> 01:17:30,200 - if you want to join. - Do we have to wear hoodies? 2221 01:17:30,233 --> 01:17:33,769 I mean, no offense to you guys, but I like to dress pretty. 2222 01:17:33,802 --> 01:17:35,138 No, dude. You can totally wear 2223 01:17:35,171 --> 01:17:36,940 whatever you want. 2224 01:17:36,973 --> 01:17:38,274 Welcome to Kappa Nu. 2225 01:17:38,308 --> 01:17:39,976 Welcome, you guys! 2226 01:17:43,112 --> 01:17:44,380 Oh, my God! 2227 01:17:44,414 --> 01:17:46,382 Come in! Money in the bucket! 2228 01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:48,084 - Just some money in the bucket. - Wow! 2229 01:17:48,118 --> 01:17:49,718 Yeah. Just throw it in the bucket. 2230 01:17:49,751 --> 01:17:51,053 Or you can just... 2231 01:17:52,254 --> 01:17:55,357 ♪ Yeah! Time has come today! ♪ 2232 01:17:55,390 --> 01:17:56,391 ♪ Ow! 2233 01:18:03,031 --> 01:18:05,734 Hey, Pete. Pete. 2234 01:18:05,767 --> 01:18:07,768 Pete, wake up, man. Pete. 2235 01:18:07,802 --> 01:18:09,737 - : Pete. Pete. - Dude, what the... 2236 01:18:09,770 --> 01:18:12,307 What the fuck? What... What are you do... What's going... 2237 01:18:12,341 --> 01:18:14,209 - What are you doing? - Just calm down. Just listen. 2238 01:18:14,243 --> 01:18:16,110 I'm sorry. Okay? 2239 01:18:16,144 --> 01:18:18,045 I'm sorry. 2240 01:18:18,079 --> 01:18:20,915 When you two got engaged, I was in a bad place, 2241 01:18:20,948 --> 01:18:23,251 and I... and I thought I was losing my best friend. 2242 01:18:23,284 --> 01:18:26,287 Then I realized, man, I'm never gonna lose you. 2243 01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:28,289 Because we're brothers. 2244 01:18:28,322 --> 01:18:30,291 Forever. 2245 01:18:30,324 --> 01:18:32,026 Right? 2246 01:18:32,059 --> 01:18:33,960 For life. 2247 01:18:33,994 --> 01:18:35,762 I'm not losing a best friend, 2248 01:18:35,795 --> 01:18:37,898 I'm gaining a best friend's husband. 2249 01:18:40,133 --> 01:18:42,102 Motherfucker! -Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 2250 01:18:42,135 --> 01:18:44,271 It's okay. It's all right, it's all right. -Oh, God. 2251 01:18:44,304 --> 01:18:46,740 Teddy and I are just making up. -Okay. 2252 01:18:49,075 --> 01:18:51,777 Hey, um, can I ask you something? 2253 01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:53,179 Yeah, man. 2254 01:18:54,947 --> 01:18:56,917 Would you... would you maybe... 2255 01:18:56,950 --> 01:18:59,318 want to be my best man? 2256 01:18:59,351 --> 01:19:01,220 Holy, shit. Really? 2257 01:19:01,253 --> 01:19:02,454 Yeah. 2258 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:03,856 Yes, I'll be your best man, dude. 2259 01:19:03,889 --> 01:19:06,091 - I love you. - Love you, dude. 2260 01:19:06,125 --> 01:19:07,725 - You, too. - Aw... 2261 01:19:07,759 --> 01:19:09,928 - Come over here. Yeah! - Hey, get over here. 2262 01:19:09,962 --> 01:19:12,464 I have two brothers now. - 2263 01:19:20,539 --> 01:19:22,941 Well, I see your, uh, shitty "be yourself" party 2264 01:19:22,974 --> 01:19:25,176 is even more popular than your fucking "sell-out" party, 2265 01:19:25,210 --> 01:19:27,512 - so that's fantastic. - Well, actually, 2266 01:19:27,545 --> 01:19:31,216 it's really good for you, because we are prepared 2267 01:19:31,249 --> 01:19:33,484 to give back to you for helping us 2268 01:19:33,518 --> 01:19:36,354 with your... escrowdom. 2269 01:19:36,387 --> 01:19:38,823 We've made a shit ton of money- 2270 01:19:38,856 --> 01:19:40,857 uh, eight buckets, actually, full of money- 2271 01:19:40,891 --> 01:19:42,259 and we have way too many people 2272 01:19:42,292 --> 01:19:44,328 wanting to join our sorority than we have room for. 2273 01:19:44,361 --> 01:19:46,431 Yeah. We can actually afford to fill two houses now. 2274 01:19:46,464 --> 01:19:50,100 Can we rent your house for overflow? 2275 01:19:50,133 --> 01:19:52,803 Just an idea. Just a quick i... 2276 01:19:52,836 --> 01:19:54,438 We are prepared to offer you 2277 01:19:54,471 --> 01:19:57,873 four buckets of money, per month, in rent. 2278 01:19:57,907 --> 01:19:59,543 Five. 2279 01:19:59,576 --> 01:20:01,411 Five. We'll do it for five. Five buckets. 2280 01:20:01,445 --> 01:20:03,280 Per month. Five buckets per month. 2281 01:20:03,313 --> 01:20:05,015 Five buckets it is. 2282 01:20:05,048 --> 01:20:08,050 Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win! 2283 01:20:08,084 --> 01:20:09,819 - Give us more! - Come on. Let's go, 2284 01:20:09,852 --> 01:20:11,087 - You can do this every month? - Let's go. -Yeah. 2285 01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:13,022 - When can we move in? - Right now! Who cares? 2286 01:20:13,055 --> 01:20:14,391 - Now! - Give us the money! Yes! 2287 01:20:14,424 --> 01:20:15,224 We're gonna be landlords! 2288 01:20:15,258 --> 01:20:17,360 - How hard could it be? - Cool! 2289 01:20:17,393 --> 01:20:18,793 - Fuck it. - Fuck you! 2290 01:20:20,596 --> 01:20:22,198 Thank you! 2291 01:20:22,231 --> 01:20:24,533 Overflow party! 2292 01:20:26,067 --> 01:20:28,337 ♪ Chocolate chip, chocolate chip ♪ 2293 01:20:29,538 --> 01:20:32,274 ♪ Master grip, master grip 2294 01:20:33,341 --> 01:20:34,309 ♪ I'm mean 2295 01:20:34,342 --> 01:20:35,510 ♪ I'm green 2296 01:20:35,543 --> 01:20:37,979 ♪ Aw, I'm a walking sex machine ♪ 2297 01:20:38,013 --> 01:20:39,482 ♪ I'm a sexy player 2298 01:20:39,515 --> 01:20:41,882 ♪ In the street... 2299 01:20:43,218 --> 01:20:46,154 ♪ Chocolate chip... 2300 01:20:46,187 --> 01:20:48,256 Oh, man. 2301 01:20:48,290 --> 01:20:50,457 I'm gonna miss this place. 2302 01:20:50,491 --> 01:20:52,460 Our first house. 2303 01:20:52,494 --> 01:20:55,330 When Stella was a little baby... -Mm-hmm. 2304 01:20:55,363 --> 01:20:57,065 that's where she took her first steps. 2305 01:20:57,098 --> 01:20:58,432 Yeah. 2306 01:20:58,465 --> 01:20:59,433 That's where she said her first word. 2307 01:20:59,466 --> 01:21:01,869 Those are the little notches 2308 01:21:01,902 --> 01:21:03,537 when she was growing taller. 2309 01:21:03,571 --> 01:21:05,039 You see your little notches? -KELLY: Huh? 2310 01:21:05,072 --> 01:21:06,873 Remember those, Stels? 2311 01:21:09,209 --> 01:21:11,245 It's all going by so fast, huh? 2312 01:21:11,278 --> 01:21:13,480 - I know. It's crazy. - Yeah. 2313 01:21:13,514 --> 01:21:15,181 Okay. 2314 01:21:15,214 --> 01:21:16,282 Let's go. 2315 01:21:16,316 --> 01:21:17,850 Come this way? 2316 01:21:37,203 --> 01:21:38,471 It's our new house! 2317 01:21:38,504 --> 01:21:40,972 You can't even see the neighbors. 2318 01:21:45,911 --> 01:21:46,978 You know what? 2319 01:21:47,012 --> 01:21:48,547 I think we are good parents. 2320 01:21:48,580 --> 01:21:50,248 I mean, we parented Teddy. 2321 01:21:50,282 --> 01:21:54,086 Yeah. -We parented 30... crazy sorority girls. 2322 01:21:54,119 --> 01:21:55,354 Well, we're trying. 2323 01:21:55,387 --> 01:21:57,021 Yeah. -'Cause that's all you can do, right? 2324 01:21:57,054 --> 01:21:58,356 I think so. 2325 01:21:58,389 --> 01:22:00,224 The truth is, it doesn't even matter 2326 01:22:00,257 --> 01:22:02,227 if we're good parents or not, 'cause one day, 2327 01:22:02,260 --> 01:22:03,994 our daughters are gonna look at us 2328 01:22:04,028 --> 01:22:05,396 just like those sorority girls do. 2329 01:22:05,429 --> 01:22:06,530 They're not gonna want anything 2330 01:22:06,564 --> 01:22:08,933 to do with us; they're not gonna want to talk to us. 2331 01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,302 - It breaks my heart. - Mama. 2332 01:22:13,237 --> 01:22:15,071 - Are you scared? - I'm scared. 2333 01:22:15,105 --> 01:22:16,906 Come on, sweetie. 2334 01:22:19,477 --> 01:22:21,278 Come on, sweetie. 2335 01:22:21,312 --> 01:22:23,613 Hey, cheeky girl. 2336 01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,915 - Hey, sweetie. - How are you? 2337 01:22:25,949 --> 01:22:28,017 - Do you want to go to sleep? - You want to go to sleep? 2338 01:22:28,051 --> 01:22:29,220 Not yet. 2339 01:22:29,253 --> 01:22:31,654 Not yet? You want to just hang out for a little bit more? 2340 01:22:31,688 --> 01:22:34,591 Can you play peek-a-boo? 2341 01:22:34,624 --> 01:22:36,526 - Peek-a-boo! - Oh! 2342 01:22:38,294 --> 01:22:40,329 Oh! 2343 01:22:40,362 --> 01:22:41,964 - Peek-a-boo. - Ah. 2344 01:22:41,997 --> 01:22:44,367 Peek-a-boo. 2345 01:22:44,401 --> 01:22:46,002 Peek-a-boo. You'll always be, 2346 01:22:46,035 --> 01:22:47,537 like, really nice to us, won't you? 2347 01:22:47,570 --> 01:22:49,338 You'll always be our best friend, right? 2348 01:22:49,371 --> 01:22:51,173 We'll always have things to talk about, right? 2349 01:22:51,206 --> 01:22:53,008 Mm-hmm. 2350 01:23:00,682 --> 01:23:03,252 - Oh. Hey! Hey, sweetie. - Hey! 2351 01:23:03,285 --> 01:23:05,019 Hey, sweetie. 2352 01:23:05,052 --> 01:23:06,354 I'm not sad. 2353 01:23:06,387 --> 01:23:08,089 No, I'm fine. 2354 01:23:08,122 --> 01:23:10,659 - I love you, sweetie. - I love you, sweetie. 2355 01:23:10,692 --> 01:23:12,060 Love you. 2356 01:23:23,069 --> 01:23:24,505 How do you feel? Good? 2357 01:23:24,539 --> 01:23:28,209 Yeah. The, uh, the nerves are kicking in a little bit. 2358 01:23:28,242 --> 01:23:29,277 Well, you look great. 2359 01:23:29,310 --> 01:23:30,411 - Thanks. - Okay? 2360 01:23:30,445 --> 01:23:32,580 You all right? You seem really nervous. 2361 01:23:32,613 --> 01:23:34,749 I'm having a little bit of a meltdown. 2362 01:23:34,782 --> 01:23:37,452 Just remember, man, um... 2363 01:23:37,485 --> 01:23:40,353 Darren loves you more than anyone in the entire world. 2364 01:23:40,387 --> 01:23:43,490 Darren cherishes his friendship with you. 2365 01:23:45,225 --> 01:23:47,960 Darren can't imagine his life without you. 2366 01:23:49,362 --> 01:23:50,397 And Darren... 2367 01:23:50,430 --> 01:23:52,532 is proud to call you his best friend. 2368 01:23:52,566 --> 01:23:54,267 You're not talking about Darren, are you? 2369 01:23:54,301 --> 01:23:55,368 No, not really. 2370 01:23:56,235 --> 01:23:57,704 Let's get you married, though, huh? 2371 01:23:57,737 --> 01:24:00,740 All right, everybody, look alive, look alive. 2372 01:24:00,774 --> 01:24:03,410 We have Groom One, and he is ready to walk, 2373 01:24:03,443 --> 01:24:05,076 along with his best man. 2374 01:24:05,109 --> 01:24:06,512 You ready for us? 2375 01:24:06,545 --> 01:24:07,780 I'm proud of you, man. 2376 01:24:07,813 --> 01:24:09,248 You found your niche. 2377 01:24:09,281 --> 01:24:10,717 This just seemed like a logical conclusion. 2378 01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:12,117 Gay wedding planning. 2379 01:24:12,151 --> 01:24:13,719 It's a great job, and you can do it 2380 01:24:13,752 --> 01:24:14,553 with a criminal record. 2381 01:24:14,587 --> 01:24:16,755 My only skill is planning parties. 2382 01:24:16,789 --> 01:24:19,023 And for some reason, gay guys, specifically, 2383 01:24:19,057 --> 01:24:20,493 they just respond to me. 2384 01:24:20,526 --> 01:24:22,527 It's because you're a great guy. 2385 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:23,628 Thanks, man. 2386 01:24:23,661 --> 01:24:25,698 And they probably want to fuck the shit out of you. 2387 01:24:25,731 --> 01:24:28,701 Hey, look, I didn't say it. You did. 2388 01:24:30,067 --> 01:24:31,068 Delta Psi. 2389 01:24:31,101 --> 01:24:33,204 Delta Psi. 2390 01:24:33,238 --> 01:24:35,039 Let's get you married, okay? 2391 01:24:35,073 --> 01:24:38,376 - Yes. Let's do it. - And we are walking. 2392 01:24:38,409 --> 01:24:41,746 Hey, guys, we're home with baby Mildred! 2393 01:24:41,779 --> 01:24:43,681 - Oh, welcome home! - How's it going? Yeah! 2394 01:24:43,715 --> 01:24:47,284 - How was the birth? - Eh. It's over now. -Yes. 2395 01:24:47,317 --> 01:24:48,385 Did you shit on the table? 2396 01:24:48,418 --> 01:24:49,620 - No. - Me, neither! 2397 01:24:49,653 --> 01:24:51,388 - ♪ Ooh-ooh. - Pro. 2398 01:24:51,421 --> 01:24:54,726 So much shit. 2399 01:24:54,759 --> 01:24:57,193 You got a present for your new little sister? 2400 01:24:57,226 --> 01:24:58,695 Baby's first dildo! 2401 01:24:58,729 --> 01:25:00,497 - Thank you, Stella. - Oh, my God! 2402 01:25:00,531 --> 01:25:02,766 You guys are just like us! 2403 01:25:02,799 --> 01:25:05,468 - Oh, show 'em. - This is Jimmy Jr.'s favorite. 2404 01:25:05,501 --> 01:25:06,703 Show 'em, show 'em. Look at that. 2405 01:25:06,737 --> 01:25:09,406 We kind of have a "no veins" rule with our, uh, vibrators. 2406 01:25:09,439 --> 01:25:10,741 Maybe get one without a ball sack 2407 01:25:10,774 --> 01:25:11,775 - attached to it. - Put that away. 2408 01:25:11,808 --> 01:25:13,109 Put that away. 2409 01:25:13,142 --> 01:25:14,810 Put it away. 2410 01:25:14,844 --> 01:25:18,114 Are you ready to meet your cousin, Jimmy Jr.? 2411 01:25:18,147 --> 01:25:20,817 - Look at her! - Oh. -Oh... 2412 01:25:20,851 --> 01:25:23,853 Look at this. Families are meeting. 2413 01:25:23,886 --> 01:25:26,722 Look at that. Oh, look at that. -My God. 2414 01:25:26,756 --> 01:25:28,558 Hi. Hi, Jimmy Jr. I'm Mildred. 2415 01:25:28,591 --> 01:25:30,492 Oh, cute. 2416 01:25:30,525 --> 01:25:32,360 Hey, Mildred. One day, 2417 01:25:32,394 --> 01:25:34,195 we are gonna fuck! 2418 01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:35,598 No, that's never gonna happen, 2419 01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:38,166 because my parents are gonna teach me to respect myself 2420 01:25:38,198 --> 01:25:40,101 and stay away from guys like you. 2421 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,303 - I could do this all day. - I could, too. 2422 01:25:41,336 --> 01:25:42,837 We're gonna go; we're gonna get out of your hair. 2423 01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:44,072 Thank you for watching Stella. Thank you, guys. 2424 01:25:44,105 --> 01:25:46,341 - Really appreciate it. - Oh, my God. Anytime. 2425 01:25:46,374 --> 01:25:47,274 Bye. She's beautiful. 2426 01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:49,544 - Thank you, guys. - Thanks, guys. 2427 01:25:49,578 --> 01:25:51,111 Bye! 2428 01:25:51,145 --> 01:25:52,447 - Well... - We did it. 2429 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,149 - We did it. - We had another kid. 2430 01:25:54,182 --> 01:25:56,850 - We got another one. - I love you. 2431 01:25:56,885 --> 01:25:58,552 I love you. 2432 01:25:58,586 --> 01:26:00,421 Stella, you want to kiss your sister? 2433 01:26:00,454 --> 01:26:01,623 Hey. 2434 01:26:03,625 --> 01:26:05,292 ♪ You had to hustle 2435 01:26:05,326 --> 01:26:07,194 ♪ 'Cause that's how we was raised on my block ♪ 2436 01:26:07,227 --> 01:26:09,663 ♪ And you stayed on your hop until you made you a knot ♪ 2437 01:26:09,697 --> 01:26:12,866 ♪ On my block, to hang out was the thing back then ♪ 2438 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:15,569 ♪ And even when you left out, you came back in ♪ 2439 01:26:15,603 --> 01:26:18,672 ♪ My block, where everything is everything, for sheezy ♪ 2440 01:26:18,706 --> 01:26:21,674 ♪ My block, we probably done it all, homie, believe me ♪ 2441 01:26:21,708 --> 01:26:23,776 ♪ My block, we made the impossible look easy ♪ 2442 01:26:23,810 --> 01:26:25,612 ♪ For sheezy, my block 2443 01:26:25,645 --> 01:26:27,648 ♪ I'll never leave my block, my niggas need me ♪ 2444 01:26:27,681 --> 01:26:30,148 ♪ My block, where everything is everything, for sheezy ♪ 2445 01:26:30,182 --> 01:26:33,252 ♪ My block, we probably done it all, homie, believe me ♪ 2446 01:26:33,286 --> 01:26:35,488 ♪ My block, we made the impossible look easy ♪ 2447 01:26:35,521 --> 01:26:37,323 ♪ For sheezy, my block 2448 01:26:37,357 --> 01:26:39,191 ♪ I'll never leave my block, my niggas need me ♪ 2449 01:26:39,224 --> 01:26:41,794 ♪ On my block, everybody business ain't ya business ♪ 2450 01:26:41,828 --> 01:26:44,831 ♪ What's going on in this house is staying here, comprende? ♪ 2451 01:26:44,864 --> 01:26:47,232 ♪ On my block, ya had to have that understanding ♪ 2452 01:26:47,265 --> 01:26:50,469 ♪ 'Cause if ya told Ms. Mattie, she went and told Gladys ♪ 2453 01:26:50,502 --> 01:26:53,171 ♪ And once ya mama got it, it was all on the wire ♪ 2454 01:26:53,205 --> 01:26:56,207 ♪ And when the word got back, they set your ass on fire ♪ 2455 01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:58,910 ♪ On my block, we got some 'Nam vets shell-shocked ♪ 2456 01:26:58,944 --> 01:27:01,947 ♪ Who never quite got right, now they inhale rocks ♪ 2457 01:27:01,980 --> 01:27:04,749 ♪ On my block, it's like the world don't exist ♪ 2458 01:27:04,782 --> 01:27:06,785 ♪ We stay confined to this small little section ♪ 2459 01:27:06,818 --> 01:27:08,654 ♪ We living in, on my block 2460 01:27:08,687 --> 01:27:10,656 ♪ I wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 2461 01:27:10,689 --> 01:27:12,823 ♪ 'Cause I love these ghetto boys and girls ♪ 2462 01:27:12,857 --> 01:27:15,926 ♪ Born and raised on my block, yeah ♪ 2463 01:27:19,898 --> 01:27:21,065 ♪ Yeah 2464 01:27:25,301 --> 01:27:27,972 ♪ My block, where everything is everything, for sheezy ♪ 2465 01:27:28,005 --> 01:27:30,941 ♪ My block, we probably done it all, homie, believe me ♪ 2466 01:27:30,975 --> 01:27:33,844 ♪ My block, we made the impossible look easy ♪ 2467 01:27:33,878 --> 01:27:36,614 ♪ For sheezy, I'll never leave my block, my niggas need me ♪ 2468 01:27:36,647 --> 01:27:39,416 ♪ My block, where everything is everything, for sheezy ♪ 2469 01:27:39,449 --> 01:27:42,585 ♪ My block, we probably done it all, homie, believe me ♪ 2470 01:27:42,619 --> 01:27:45,288 ♪ My block, we made the impossible look easy ♪ 2471 01:27:45,321 --> 01:27:48,725 ♪ For sheezy, I'll never leave my block, my niggas need me. ♪ 2472 01:28:01,938 --> 01:28:05,774 ♪ Single ladies, I wanna see your hands right now ♪ 2473 01:28:05,808 --> 01:28:07,276 ♪ What 2474 01:28:07,309 --> 01:28:09,712 ♪ I wanna see you dance right now ♪ 2475 01:28:09,745 --> 01:28:14,449 ♪ Single ladies, I wanna see your hands right now ♪ 2476 01:28:14,482 --> 01:28:17,251 ♪ 'Cause it's a party in my pants right now ♪ 2477 01:28:17,285 --> 01:28:19,287 - ♪ Right now ♪ - ♪ You're invited 2478 01:28:19,321 --> 01:28:21,856 - ♪ So don't be late - ♪ Right now ♪ 2479 01:28:21,889 --> 01:28:24,826 ♪ We're about to explode today ♪ 2480 01:28:24,859 --> 01:28:28,329 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, we gonna celebrate ♪ 2481 01:28:28,362 --> 01:28:29,964 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh 2482 01:28:29,997 --> 01:28:33,735 ♪ 'Cause it's a, 'cause it's a party in my pants ♪ 2483 01:28:38,973 --> 01:28:40,775 ♪ Party in my pants 2484 01:28:40,808 --> 01:28:42,509 ♪ Hey, hey 2485 01:28:42,542 --> 01:28:45,512 ♪ Hey, hey, ho 2486 01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,815 ♪ Party in my pants 2487 01:28:48,849 --> 01:28:52,920 ♪ Ooh, girl, that body's on fleek, fleek ♪ 2488 01:28:52,954 --> 01:28:56,656 ♪ Why don't you come and party with me? Me? ♪ 2489 01:28:56,690 --> 01:29:00,660 ♪ You don't need to RSVP-P 2490 01:29:00,694 --> 01:29:03,963 ♪ To come to the party in my pants ♪ - Hey, hey ♪ 2491 01:29:03,996 --> 01:29:07,666 ♪ Single ladies, I wanna see your hands right now ♪ 2492 01:29:07,700 --> 01:29:11,771 ♪ Let me see your ♪ - I want to see you dance right now ♪ 2493 01:29:11,804 --> 01:29:15,941 ♪ Single ladies, I wanna see your hands right now ♪ 2494 01:29:15,975 --> 01:29:19,512 ♪ 'Cause it's a party in my pants right now ♪ 2495 01:29:19,545 --> 01:29:21,446 - ♪ Right now ♪ - ♪ And you're invited 2496 01:29:21,479 --> 01:29:23,783 - ♪ So don't be late - ♪ Right now ♪ 2497 01:29:23,816 --> 01:29:26,952 ♪ And I'm excited, so don't be late ♪ 2498 01:29:26,986 --> 01:29:30,355 ♪ How about you and your friends come my way ♪ 2499 01:29:30,388 --> 01:29:31,823 - ♪ 'Cause we about to - ♪ We about to ♪ 2500 01:29:31,856 --> 01:29:33,491 ♪ 'Cause we about to 2501 01:29:33,525 --> 01:29:35,426 - ♪ We about to get lit - ♪ Lit ♪ 2502 01:29:35,460 --> 01:29:36,995 - ♪ About to get lit - ♪ Lit ♪ 2503 01:29:37,028 --> 01:29:39,329 - ♪ Take it to the head - ♪ Okay 2504 01:29:39,363 --> 01:29:41,032 - ♪ We don't take sips - ♪ No way ♪ 2505 01:29:41,065 --> 01:29:42,901 ♪ Do you work out? 2506 01:29:42,934 --> 01:29:44,869 - ♪ Girl, you so fit - ♪ So fit ♪ 2507 01:29:44,903 --> 01:29:46,837 ♪ I know you want to dance, dance ♪ 2508 01:29:46,871 --> 01:29:48,706 ♪ D-D-D-Dance 2509 01:29:48,740 --> 01:29:51,341 - ♪ It's a party in my pants - ♪ Pants ♪ 2510 01:29:52,409 --> 01:29:53,710 ♪ Hey ♪ 2511 01:29:53,744 --> 01:29:55,512 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 2512 01:29:55,546 --> 01:29:57,581 - ♪ It's a ♪ - ♪ Party in my pants 2513 01:29:57,614 --> 01:29:59,783 ♪ Ah ♪ 2514 01:29:59,817 --> 01:30:02,485 ♪ Hey, hey, ho ♪ 2515 01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,456 ♪ Party in my pants 2516 01:30:06,490 --> 01:30:10,060 ♪ Ooh, girl, that body's on fleek, fleek ♪ 2517 01:30:10,093 --> 01:30:12,595 ♪ Why don't you come and party with me? ♪ 2518 01:30:12,628 --> 01:30:13,931 ♪ Ho, ho ♪ 2519 01:30:13,964 --> 01:30:16,399 ♪ And you don't need to RSVP 2520 01:30:16,432 --> 01:30:17,901 ♪ Yo, yo ♪ 2521 01:30:17,935 --> 01:30:20,469 ♪ To come to the party in my pants ♪ 2522 01:30:20,503 --> 01:30:22,505 ♪ Hey ♪ 2523 01:30:22,538 --> 01:30:24,874 - ♪ Party in my pants - ♪ Hey ♪ 2524 01:30:26,176 --> 01:30:28,510 ♪ Party in my pants 2525 01:30:28,543 --> 01:30:32,380 ♪ Ooh, girl, that body's on fleek ♪ 2526 01:30:32,414 --> 01:30:35,051 ♪ Why don't you come and party with me ♪ 2527 01:30:35,084 --> 01:30:36,585 ♪ Hah, hah ♪ 2528 01:30:36,618 --> 01:30:38,820 ♪ And you don't need to RSVP 2529 01:30:38,854 --> 01:30:40,422 ♪ No way, way ♪ 2530 01:30:40,455 --> 01:30:43,592 ♪ To come to the party in my pants. ♪ 181698