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You good?

Just wondering
what we're walking into,

you coming strapped so heavy.

I've never dealt
with this guy Remy before.

You just make sure
we don't get ripped off.

I'll make sure we don't get got.

I was expecting to transact
with some bona fide gangsters.

Instead, you fools roll in here asking
for the friends-and-family discount?

Think of it
as a "get to know you" discount.

If your product is as good
as you say it is,

we'll be back
for a whole lot more next time.

Ha-ha. Open your ears, big man.

Because I'm about to educate you
on a little something

called supply and demand.

As in people be demanding
my supply.

So why do I got
to cut you one break

when I got buyers lining up
to pay full price?

Economies of scale, brother.

Low margins, high volume
equals more profit.

Say, instead of this dope here,
you was sitting on some toaster ovens.

Would you bust your ass
selling unit by unit?

Or would you wholesale that inventory
to some established retailer,

kick back, watch that cash roll in?

Head that big, I should've known
you had one brain on you.

So we good at 20 a key?

- We good.
- Actually, we're not.

Because you disrespected my boy.

And I don't do business with punks.

So, what? You just gonna walk?

No. We'll take the money and
the drugs and then we're gonna walk.

Only question is if we're gonna
smoke your ass on the way out.

All right, Levi. Be cool.
I'm sure we can work this out.

No, bro. I don't think we can.

H.P.D.! Drop your weapons!

Put your guns on the ground now!

Take them away, boys.

All right, turn around.

You did good.

Everything goes as planned,
you'll be out in a couple of years.

Empty the register! Now!

- What's up, Levi?
- What's up, bro?

Been thinking about you.
Heard you got out.

Wasn't sure if you was coming by,
though.

I had to see this for myself.

Last I heard,
you were working the fry station

at Blimpie's, hair net and all that.

You're a legitimate tycoon now.

Guess the last 12 years
have been good.

After everything went down,
I decided to re-evaluate.

Make some changes.

Good. Prison gave you perspective.

What'd you end up doing,
about two years?

Knocked down from a nickel.
Good behaviour and whatnot.

Wow.

And all that time,

not even a phone call,
after everything we've been through.

Like I said,
I'm a different person now.

Right. I'm back now.
Gonna make some moves.

In fact, I'm thinking
we should probably talk.

No, Levi. I don't think we should.

But if you need a job,
I can hook you up with something.

I strike you as the hair-net type?

Exactly.

I'll be seeing you.

Real soon.

- Know what your problem is?
- What?

- Leave me alone.
- Alone?

- Give me the headphones.
- You know me.

Why start a movie
you won't finish? It drives me crazy.

It beats looking at the back
of a headrest...

So why don't you read?
There's a magazine.

Why don't you do the crossword puzzle
in here? Sudoku?

- You like Sudoku?
- I don't wanna do those things

because what they don't allow me
to do is put on those headphones

- and tune you out.
- That's nice. That's really nice.

That's a nice thing to say
to your friend, isn't it? Hm?

- And that's the movie?
- Yeah.

Are you sure you two don't want
to sit together?

- Absolutely not.
- No. I don't want to sit next to him

for a number of reasons,

the most important being
that I am very claustrophobic.

- Mm-hm. He is.
- Okay? I sit in between two people,

with the arms and the hands
and everything, I'll go completely nuts.

Plus, I don't want to have to,
you know, jump over him,

give him a lap dance if I got
to go use the little boys' room.

Well, in that case, I think
I'll skip my second Chardonnay.

You're not skipping anything.

If you need to use the restroom,
I will gladly get up and let you pass by.

And I'm sorry we've been so disruptive.

We've been disruptive?
No, we haven't been disruptive.

I'm sitting here
trying to watch Pitch Perfect 2.

You're telling me I ain't doing it right.

Okay? You would think that having
a human being sitting between us

would serve as a buffer for the
constant criticism, but he keeps going

and going and going and going.

He gets very irritable, very kind
of volatile when we travel together.

Yeah. He's antsy because
he's not flying the plane, you know?

Well, I can tell this is going
to be the longest

45-minute flight of my life.

I'm Steve, by the way.
And the bundle of joy

- to your right is Danny.
- Hi.

- Alissa.
- Alissa. That's a nice name.

- Nice to meet you, Alissa.
- How you doing?

So, uh, Alissa,
what takes you to Maui today?

- Just visiting some friends.
- That's nice.

You guys?

Well, it's a funny story.
Danny and I are attending

a three-day workshop
to focus on our relationship.

Our work relationship. Yeah.
We are officers of the law.

Yeah, see,
the state of Hawaii mandates

that we do 24 hours of therapy
every working year,

and so we packed it
into one weekend

and we're gonna make
a little "brocation" out of it.

- Brocation?
- Brocation. You like that?

- That's so cute.
- Don't encourage him, all right?

If he and I make it
through this weekend

without killing each other,
it's a win...

Well, if the first ten minutes
of this flight are any indication,

I'm not loving your chances.

It doesn't make sense.

Why would Gabriel cut a deal
with Shioma

just to turn around and kill him?

Because it was all a power play.

He was just biding his time,
earning the Yakuza's trust

until he could make his move.

- But he wasn't stopping there.
- What do you mean?

He tried to take out
the heads of the Triads

and the Makauakane family
at the title fight last week.

- Thankfully, we stopped him.
- Gabriel took a big swing and missed.

He's got no one left
to align himself with.

- What do you think his next move is?
- I don't know.

But right now
I'm more interested in you.

How are you holding up?

I'm fine, Kono.

Really. I'm fine.

Nothing about this is fine.

Yeah, you're right.

Hey, I just keep...

reminding myself what's waiting for me
on the other side.

Five hundred
and thirty-nine more days.

I miss you.

- What, no Abby today?
- No.

She had to go back to San Francisco
for a few days.

- So, what do we got?
- A John Doe.

Couple cliff divers found him here
this morning.

Looks to be a botched dump job.

Maxwell.

Care to bring Lieutenant Kelly
up to speed?

Gladly. Our victim was
killed execution-style,

courtesy of a single gunshot
to the back of the head.

TOD is roughly 12 hours ago.
And prior to that,

he was badly beaten, as evidenced
by the numerous lacerations

and contusions on the body and face.

- Any closer to getting an ID on him?
- Unfortunately not.

The dermis absorbed
too much water to run prints,

so I'll have to take him
back to the lab.

Wait a minute, I know this guy.

That's Antone Remiel.

Went by the name Remy.

This guy was supplying drugs
to half the dealers

on the island, including Kamekona
and his partner Levi back in the day.

Yeah, that's him all right.

Levi came by last night.

I thought he might have put together
that it was me who rolled on him.

Yeah, instead Remy ends up dead.

I'm guessing Levi blamed him
for the sting.

Makes sense.

Remy set the time
and location of the buy.

Made us come to him.

And Levi,
he never cared for him much.

That's because once he got
out of prison,

Remy turned his life around.

Did you know he was coaching
basketball at a community centre?

He also got a girlfriend
with a kid on the way.

Aw, man.

Should have been me.

Look, if we don't put Levi away
and soon,

more people are gonna die.

And we don't have any hard evidence
linking him to the murder.

If we're gonna make this case,
we need some help.

You asking
what I think you're asking?

I need you undercover again.

It's the only way to get to Levi.

I'm in.

Kamekona.

You can't be late for school again.

I know, I know.

But baby brother needs his breakfast.

And you too, Moms.

Go before you miss the bus.

Step right up, folks.

Genuine koa wood war clubs,

hand-carved by the great
Polynesian warriors of our tribe.

Genuine.

Start selling, Flippa.

Genuine war clubs, everybody.

Hand-carved.

Folks, these one-of-a-kind beauties
won't last long.

- How much?
- For you, my friend, only $10.

All right. Thanks.

Genuine war clubs. Genuine, bro.
Get them while they last, folks.

Hey, kid.

Got some hustle in you.

- What's your name?
- Kamekona.

I'm Levi. If you're ever interested
in making some real money,

we should talk.

Used to think
I had people on the outside.

Then I get out and I realise that most
of them aren't my people anymore.

How about you? How's the family?

Moms passed a few years back.

Kanoa moved to the mainland
when I went away.

Haven't spoken to him since.
But Flippa's still around.

Yeah? He still look like a dolphin?

Brother only working for me
because SeaWorld's not hiring.

Ha-ha-ha. Make a left over here.

- You gonna tell me where we going?
- Ah...

You'll know when you see it.

Look, I said I'd help you. And I will.

Just as long as it doesn't
end up with us paying a visit to Remy.

No, brah.

I don't got to see Remy.

Well, not exactly a confession.

This place is crazy.
They got everything.

Three pools, two spas,
they got a meditation garden.

Dude, they got a pillow menu
and a soap concierge on call.

- Soap concierge.
- Soap concierge.

I know how to use soap.
I've been using it for 39 years.

- I don't think I need any help.
- These are handmade artisanal soaps.

They formulate them to your...
To your specific skin type.

You don't pass
something like that up.

I wish your SEAL buddies
could hear you.

I got the whole day planned
for us today.

We're gonna start
with nine holes of golf,

a little stand-up paddle boarding,
dinner at the steakhouse,

then you, me, Alissa, and a buddy

are gonna go
for some drinks afterwards.

- Alissa from the plane?
- Yeah. We've been texting.

Wow. I didn't even
see you do that. That's very nice.

You were watching
Pitch Perfect 2. You were busy.

Well, you know, I have a girlfriend,

so I don't think
I'm gonna be much use.

Why don't you relax?
Figured we'd have drinks. It'd be nice.

No, you figured that you'd have
a better chance of getting right

- if you had a wingman.
- Yeah, thanks.

Okay, Goose.
Like I need a wingman.

See that? You see that?

- Very nice.
- How's this place?

It's good. I'm sure
that this isn't spring break, though.

We probably have to attend
these classes or whatever.

We're gonna put a little face time in,

then we'll slip out
the back door as soon as we can.

How hard can it be?

Hey.

Aloha. Welcome.

- Aloha.
- Are you gentlemen here

for the relationship workshop?

Yes, we sure are. I'm Steve.
This is my partner, Danny.

- Hi. I'm your therapist, Loraine.
- Hi.

- Hi, Loraine.
- Hi.

- How's it going?
- Great.

- I'll just ask you to sign in
- Yeah.

And to kindly place your cell phones
in the box you see right there.

I'm sorry?

It's this rule I have.

We're about to take a deep spiritual
journey into the inner world

that you two share
and we can't have any distractions.

Let's see. What is this, Loraine?

Oh, that's an itinerary for the subjects
we'll be covering this week.

Aha. Because it says
"overcoming sexual incompatibility."

Mmm. Sex is a vital component
for a loving relationship.

Uh-huh.

You, uh... You signed us up
for couples therapy.

Whoops.

Hey, uh... Ahem. This is fine.
We can work with this.

- This is fine.
- It's gonna be great.

Right here.

Here we are.

Just like the old days.

Can I help you
with something, Big Boy?

This is from Levi.

You still in?

Rent's due and we both know
your mom can't cover it herself.

Zeke's been holding onto something
for me for the last few years.

I'd go in and get it myself, but...

if I'm even seen in a place like this,
my PO will be all over my ass.

And here I thought
I was just giving you a ride.

Help you with something?

I'm here to see Zeke.

Hold up. I got to check you first.

If they find that wire, he's dead.

- You done yet?
- Why? You hiding something?

- We got to get him out of there.
- He's right, Chin.

- Wait, wait.
- Brother.

- Not yet.
- You're too liberal with your hands.

I ain't packing.

And I don't need a piece
to put you down, brah.

He's good.

Well, if it ain't Big Boy himself.

So, what brings you back
after all these years?

There's got to be 50K in there, easy.

Enough to keep you on your feet
until you figure out your next play.

Bro, I owe some bad dudes
a lot of money.

This ain't even a drop in the bucket.

How bad?

I don't come up with 300 large
in the next 24 hours, lights out.

Can you help me?

He's lying. There is no debt.

He just wants to use me
to put together some quick cash

for some drug buy.

That's what Levi does,
gets people to do his dirt.

All right, you're probably right.

But that doesn't change
our objective here.

Let's take a breath,
we'll figure this out.

So we just heard from H.P.D.

They've been piecing together Levi's
whereabouts for the past 24 hours.

Multiple witnesses have him on
the opposite side of the island at TOD.

Which alibis him out
for Remy's murder.

- That changes things some.
- Not necessarily.

Think about this.

Remy was totally out of the game
for a decade, right?

But then, within just 48 hours
of Levi's release,

he suddenly turns up dead.

So if he didn't pull the trigger,
he ordered the hit.

Exactly. You said yourself

that Levi's MO is to get other people
to do his dirty work for him.

So help him put the money together.
Gain his trust.

That way, even if he never cops
to the murder,

we nail him on a drug charge.

Either way,
he spends the rest of his life in jail.

I don't know. I've been
out of the game for a long time.

Kamekona,
no one knows better than you

the damage that he's capable of.

Let's put him away
before he can hurt anyone else.

In for a penny,
in for a pound, right?

Well, um, I guess what happened

was I read the, um,
course description incorrectly

and, like, misread it.

And long story short,
Danny and I ended up

registered in here with you guys
in couples therapy.

Question, why are you still here?

That's a good question. I don't know.
That's a good question. Heh.

While it's true this workshop
is geared toward couples,

many of the principles covered here,

such as communication,
trust and teamwork,

apply to all relationships,
including working partnerships.

So given that Steve and Danny
travelled all this way,

I've agreed to sign off
on their therapy hours

once they've completed the course.

I should also tell you that I've spoken

with Steve and Danny
about their partnership,

and it is fraught
with some very serious problems.

So I think it would be both cruel
and irresponsible

for us to abandon them
in this time of crisis.

Really? I don't.

Because they're not a couple.

So what, Keren? They're stuck
in a relationship they can't get out of,

they fight all the time
and they don't have sex.

It sounds a lot like our marriage to me.

Okay, settle down.

We have a lot of work to do

and I don't want to waste
any more time

so I'll ask everyone to hold hands

as we get things started
with some daily affirmations.

I come from the loving space
of my heart,

and I know
that love opens new possibilities.

I come from the loving space

- This is great for us.
- Of my heart,

- I hate you.
- And I know that love...

Kamekona's still working
on details on that drug buy.

Once he gets us a time
and a location,

we can set up a sting
and be in a position to make the bust.

Okay, if you think that's best.

- I take it you don't.
- That's not it.

I've worked with plenty Cis in my day.

Some were pretty good, pretty solid.

Couple of them even helped me
close a case.

Those are the ones
that are so good,

you forget that the guy
you're working with isn't a cop.

I hear you.

But I'm gonna tell you
what John McGarrett told me

the first time I brought in a CI.

He said, "Once they're yours,
they're yours for life."

So I'm telling you that Kamekona's
more than just a CI to me.

He's 'ohana.

And I've also seen
what Levi is capable of.

So believe me when I tell you

that no one wants to see him
put away more than Kamekona.

Thanks to our undercover op,
we're now up on Levi's burner phone.

Call logs confirm that Levi was
nowhere near the crime scene

at the time of Remy's murder,
but check this out.

Shortly after TOD,
Levi receives a call

from a prepaid phone less than a mile
from where the body was discovered.

Oh, that's the shooter.

That's the guy
that Levi hired for the hit.

He's calling to tell him Remy's dead.

Right, so if we can track this guy down
and get him to roll on Levi,

then we can pull Kamekona
out of there

- before the buy even goes down.
- Right.

Imagine the outside legs represent
the two individuals in the relationship,

while the middle leg represents
your union as a couple.

So long as you work together,
you are beautifully in sync.

All right, next lap, we're taking a dive.

- What are you talking about?
- It's an evasive manoeuvre.

I need to get my cell phone
so I can text Alissa about tonight.

- You're gonna be my distraction.
- We're about to win this thing.

- Let's just finish.
- Hey, hey. Priorities, okay?

Just fake an injury,
go down, stay down.

- I don't want to. It's a bad idea.
- Here we go.

Hey! Hey!

- Ankle. Ankle.
- Hey, guys,

we got a man down here.
Man down.

Okay. Everything's okay.

I'm gonna get some ice, okay? Can
you make sure he stays on his back?

- Stays on his back till I get back?
- Okay.

All right. All right.

Oh, my God.

Dude, that actually looks kind of funky.

It does? You think? Thanks, Stephen.

Okay, got some ice.

Okay, everyone, take note.

Because that is exactly
the type of partner

you want by your side in a crisis.

Note his caring,
loving and gentle touch.

Now, that's a sound
I'll never take for granted again.

I hate to interrupt your moment of Zen,

but it's time you fill me in
on the details of the buy.

Keehi Small Boat Harbour,
tomorrow morning.

Okay. Now I know
the where and when.

Who's the buyer?

Guy I hooked up with
while I was on the inside.

Nobody you would know.

That's reassuring.

Look, I would tell you
that you can trust the dude,

but really, I shouldn't have to,
because you should trust me.

- I do, Levi.
- Good.

And know this.

I won't make the same mistake twice,
dealing with rats like Remy.

In the end,
the only people you can count on

are your family.

- Kanoa, what's going on?
- They're tearing the place apart.

Check it out, big brother.

Kamekona Tupuloa.
I'm Detective Chin Ho Kelly.

- What you doing here?
- Colby Jefferson.

- I don't know him.
- Oh, really? I think you do.

You see, we already know
that he's dealing drugs

for you and your partner, Levi Sosa.

Now no one's seen the kid
in over two weeks.

Look, I'm sorry,
but I don't know nothing about that.

And if you could prove
I was dealing drugs,

I'd be locked up right now,

instead of asking you to get
the hell out of my mom's house.

You seem like a smart guy,
Kamekona, which means you probably

already figured out that Levi Sosa
is a very dangerous man.

And guys in your line of work,
they only end up in two places.

In prison or dead.

So I'm asking you to look
at this like an opportunity.

An opportunity to give Levi up
before he drags you down with him.

Levi is 'ohana. I don't roll on family.

All right, we'll do this the hard way.

Keep on searching.
Tear the place apart if you have to.

Okay,
so the suspect's phone came online

less than 20 minutes ago.

It pinged to that rental house
over there.

According to the owner,
the place was prepaid in cash.

It's got to be Remy's shooter.
We need to move now.

Man down!

Take cover!

Go! Go! Go!

Clear.

Clear.

Clear.

Clear.

Clear.

Whoopsie.

You're a former Navy SEAL.
What happened to stealth mode?

I'm sorry.

- You awake?
- You don't have to whisper now.

No, I'm not awake.
I'm asleep, you putz.

- Did you see the photos I sent you?
- I saw the photos you sent me.

You guys look
like you're having a great time.

The girls were bummed
you didn't make it.

- Yeah.
- I didn't know what to tell them.

You could have told them
you destroyed my entire weekend.

I hope you know that.
I hope you're happy.

You know what?
It's the second time this month

that ankle's given out on you.

It's not the ankle,
the ankle, the ankle, Danny.

We both know this trip never had
a chance from the start.

Oh, yeah, what was that supposed
to mean? I'm just curious. Huh?

What do I mean?
I'm talking about your attitude.

I'm talking about this black hole
of negative energy

that is Detective Danny Williams, man.

I just brought us out here to try
to have some fun, reconnect a little bit,

get away from work for a minute,
and you're just...

You've been down on this thing
from the start.

Well, for good reason,
apparently, it turns out, right?

You ever hear of the power
of positive thinking, Danny?

Yeah, it works the other way too.
It's the power of negative thinking.

Bad things happen
to negative people.

See Example 1-A, you.

How...? You basically crippled me

going after this girl,
and somehow it's my fault?

Loraine said we're not allowed
to go to bed

unless we resolve our arguments,
all right? So, fine.

- I'm sorry, okay?
- Okay.

Okay, good, because my head
has a date with this medium...

Medium-firm goose down.

Let me ask you a serious question.
You really think I'm that negative?

Steve?

Stephen?

What are you doing?

Making sure we're not being tailed.

Hey, guys.

They just stopped
in the middle of the highway.

Well, if we stop,
we're gonna blow Kamekona's cover.

We don't stop. Kona, we don't stop.

- Just blow right past them.
- You got it.

Change of plans.
Seller wants us to go to him.

You trust me, right?

- Of course.
- Good.

Where is he?
Where's my brother?

We haven't booked him yet,
but that will happen,

unless you can talk
some sense into him.

How long has Levi
had you running for him?

Kanoa, listen to me.

You got pinched with two bricks of H.

That's 20 years mandatory.

And there's only one way out of it.

Go ahead. Say it.

You got to give up Levi.

Tell them he put you up to this.

No. I'm no snitch.

You want Levi, you got him.

But my brother, he don't get charged.

I just wanna feel
like I'm a priority to him.

Even when we're making love,
I feel like he's not really present.

Maybe that's because I have
to schedule an appointment

with you to be there.

I'm sorry I'm so busy juggling a job
and raising your two children.

Maybe if you valued that,
I'd give it up more often.

Danny, you haven't
exactly been participating.

What's your take on all this?

Uh, my take on this is,
sorry, it's stupid

and I'd like to just go take a nap
if that's okay.

So you don't see the value
in anything we do here?

I don't.
Personally, I don't and I'll...

I'll tell you why. Um...

My folks,
they were married for 40 years.

And, uh, they fought a bunch,

but they never went
through anything like this, so...

Danny, this isn't about your parents.

This is about you and Steve.

This is not about me. This is...

Let me just say something, okay?

Just me. My opinion.

I don't know when it became
so important to overanalyse everything

in our lives, to talk about everything

within our relationships, okay?
You guys love each other.

That's enough. To me.
All right? You know?

You are there for her,
she is there for you.

That's commitment, right?

But this, this,
everybody's poking at everybody.

Poke, poke, poke.
It's like an open wound.

What you're gonna do
is you're gonna

say something
that you cannot take back. All right?

You're chipping away at all the good.

There's gonna be nothing left
but the bad.

Then let me tell you what happens.

You are sitting alone in a one-bedroom
apartment putting a futon together

for your daughter coming over
every Wednesday.

You got pizza on speed dial. Bad pizza.

Okay? And that's not a place
that you wanna be.

Please. Trust me.

Well, guys, I...

I really feel like we made
some progress here this morning.

That was really good.
Really good stuff.

Hey, come on, Kono.
We need to close some distance here.

We're falling way too far behind.

Hey, I'm pushing this thing
as fast as I can.

Hold on. They're pulling in somewhere.

1360 Kalaheo Avenue. It's a hotel.

I don't like this.

Why the hell is Levi calling an audible
this late in the game?

- Kanoa?
- Hello, brother.

Kanoa, what is this?

This? This is just business.

See, while you were
slinging shave ice,

me and little bro here launched
an enterprise of our own.

I hooked him up
with a connect out in Cali.

Got him working
the distribution lines

so there'd be product to move
when I was released.

He returned the favour

by letting me know that it was you
who snitched me out.

So if you knew it was me,
why take out Remy?

Because, way back when,
that punk disrespected us.

I couldn't let it slide.

Before you put me out to pasture,

you figured you'd squeeze me
for whatever you could.

Use me to put together
some quick cash.

You always were the smartest man
in the room.

But you're wrong about one thing.

I'm not gonna kill you.

He is.

You still don't see him
for who he is, do you?

He had you running drugs
when you were a kid.

Had you do Remy for him
so he didn't have to.

And now,

you're gonna kill
your own blood for him?

You've been dead to me
for a long time.

May as well make it official.

If that's how it's gonna end,
go ahead.

I still love you, baby brother.

That's really touching.

Five-0! Get down on the ground now!

Put your weapon down.

Give me your hands, Kanoa.

He's dead.

Kamekona, you can't be late
for school again.

I know, I know.
But baby brother needs his breakfast.

Hey. Hey. I love you, Kanoa.

PA agreed to the deal.

You keep your nose clean,
you'll be out in two years.

Look, Kamekona, second chances
for guys like you are pretty rare.

So the question is,
what are you gonna do with yours?

Now, personally,
I'm inclined to believe

that if you just put your head to it,
there's nothing you can't do.

Shave ice.

What about it?

Big margins.

Water's free, flavouring's cheap.

You start a shave ice company,
I'll be your first customer.

- What's up, good-looking?
- Can I get you something?

Hey, buddy.
I'll just have what he's having.

And a big glass of water.

- You got it.
- Lots of water. Keep it coming.

Ah. Hey.

Thought you were gonna see Alissa.

Yeah, I was. But I...
You know, I blew it off

to come and hang with you instead.

You didn't have to do that. I'm fine.

Well, I didn't do it for you.

See all these people,
all these nice people sitting around?

You know
how much money they spent

to have
this dream vacation experience?

I personally don't think it's fair
that their experience

be marred by the sight
of a gimpy-ankled man sitting here

eating a $20 hamburger by himself.
It's just not right.

So, you know, for their sake,
enjoy my company.

See, I thought you were
just concerned for me.

- Nope.
- Oh.

Here's your water.

- Wanna hear something crazy?
- Yeah.

I don't know how crazy it is...

but when Rachel and I started
having our problems,

she suggested that we go see
a marriage counsellor together.

I, of course, said no.

I figured, "Look, we got problems,
we'll figure it out ourselves."

But, uh, we never did that, did we?

What, you think therapy
would've saved your marriage?

No. Probably not.

You know, we had a lot of problems.

Some hers, some mine.
But the point is, is that she, um...

She was willing to do whatever it took

to save our family, and I guess...
I guess maybe I wasn't.

And that kind of sticks with me,
you know?

You left everything
and moved to Hawaii

so that Gracie would have
a father in her life.

And still you question
your commitment to your family.

Don't do it. No one can question
your commitment to your family.

I know. I just... You know,
it's hard not to think about the fact

that things maybe
could've been different

had I gone to see
that counsellor with her. I don't know.

Things would've been different,
maybe you would never have met me.

- One can dream.
- Yeah, well, I got to tell you, man.

Your ankle aside,
look around you right now.

I mean, there are much worse places
a failed marriage could land you.

You got to admit it.

- Look at this place.
- Yeah. No.

I agree. My failed marriage
brings me to Hawaii

and my dysfunctional relationship
with you brings me here.

- We even screwed this up.
- We didn't get that right, either.

- Where's my burger? I'm starving.
- Here, have half of this.

- I'll eat your other half. Have that.
- All right, thanks, pal.

It's good, huh?

This is the best hamburger
I ever had in my life.

- Worth the 25 bucks.
- It's unbelievable.

This place really has everything.

I used that artisanal soap.

- Forget about it. Unbelievable.
- What'd I tell you?

My hands have never been so soft,
not in my entire life.

- Can I feel?
- Yeah, feel this.

Huh?

- Crazy, right? Right? Feel.
- Oh, that is nice.

- Really give it a rub.
- That is so soft.

- Feel up in here too.
- You washed your arms?

That's a doctor. You're like a surgeon.

- Like, the fur is now like...
- It's like down.

- It's like down fur.
- It's like the pillows!

Take that one.

Before you think of saying anything,
know this,

I have people outside
your house right now.

And if they don't hear from me
in exactly ten minutes,

she's dead.

What do you want?