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- How'd we do?
- You tell me.

No hard feelings, okay?

Daniel, sometimes I feel that you
could be a little overly sensitive.

- Okay. Why is it that you feel that way?
- I don't know.

I guess it's the way you are.

I mean, you'll take
the most benign comment

and you'll take it as a personal insult.
It's extremely annoying.

Positive language, commander.

Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

When you do that,
it is the opposite of pleasing to me.

Is that okay?

Okay, I think that the reason
that you, uh, think

that I am so sensitive is
because I'm an actual person.

I mean, I have feelings.

I'm not an animal,
I'm not a killing-machine robot.

Active listening,
Detective Williams. Don't deflect.

This is stupid. I'm sorry,
but can we move on? I don't...

Gentlemen, when I conducted

your psychological audit
back in September,

you agreed to check in with me
and share your progress.

Frankly, I'm not seeing any.

Which leaves me to wonder
whether you should be

- coming here more regularly.
- Wait a second.

I didn't mean to give you
that impression

because things have actually
been great, right?

Yeah, it's true.

We've been getting along a lot better.

- More communicating.
- Right. Ahem.

- Fighting a lot less.
- Really?

Yeah.

And how do you account
for this sudden breakthrough?

Okay, well, I would say,
if I'm being honest,

that I think Steve is doing
a really, really, really good job

with his control issues.

He's working on it
and he's doing good.

Wow. Who's the sensitive one now?
You see?

What did I say? Did I say anything?
I didn't say anything.

You didn't say anything because
that would require using words,

to articulate a thought.
Why would you say anything?

Why speak when you can
just blow air out of your nose?

- Out of my mouth.
- I know it. I saw it. It was your nose.

Commander, I take it you disagree
with Detective Williams' assessment?

Okay, actually, you know what?

Here's the real reason
we're getting along so great:

Because I don't listen to him anymore.

Uh, can we get back
to the control-issue thing?

We'll have to get that next time.

- The hour is up.
- Oh, wait, hold on.

What next time?
What next time?

- I'd like to see you again and...
- Me, us, or what?

And I'm giving you both something
to take with you.

What is it?

That, gentlemen, is your homework.

Since you saw fit to waste almost
the entire hour attacking each other,

you're going to do a little conflict
counseling on your own time,

and I expect that completed
by our next session.

Hey, Lou,
what's with the big turnout?

Security guard was one of ours.

Mike Velasco.

He made his pension last year.
Took a part-time job

so he could spend more time
with his grandkids.

We're doing a door-to-door right now
to see if anybody saw the perp fleeing.

All right.

What about witnesses
inside the store?

No. All they saw was a guy
in a mask with a big gun.

He was in and out,
got what he wanted. Psst.

The whole thing couldn't have lasted
more than a couple minutes.

He shot Mike before he could press
the silent alarm.

Move. I said, move.

And then he made me empty the safe.

What was in the safe?

About three million dollars' worth
of loose diamonds.

They were just delivered last week.

- Who else knew about that delivery?
- Just my staff and our supplier.

Ms. Price, we're gonna need a list

of everybody who works for you,
of course,

and whatever security footage
you have, please.

Of course.
I'll get that for you right away.

All right, so our thief didn't just do
his homework.

Somebody tipped him off
about that diamond delivery, right?

Kono, what do you got?

Witnesses described
a late-model Chevy Impala

speeding away
around the time of the robbery.

Canvass turned up tire treads
consistent with the make and model.

All right, tucked-away alley,

just a block or two away
from the crime scene.

This has gotta be
the getaway car, right?

Yeah, and there's something else.

- A lot of blood.
- It's on the passenger side.

I'm thinking our thief may have
been shot by his own wheelman.

That's a smart move.

Let the guy with the gun do
all the work while you wait in the car.

Comes back, you pop him
and you double your money.

Low risk, big reward, The body.

There's a blood trail leading away
from the scene.

H.P.D.'s still canvassing,
but looks like he got away.

CODIS matched our blood
sample to a guy named Jacob Anders.

He's in the system for aggravated
assault and one burglary charge.

We need to check emergency rooms,
look into Anders' known associates,

anybody he might reach out to
now that he's wounded and on the run.

Hey, check it out.

Traffic cam just caught
a black Impala running a red light

three blocks away
from our crime scene.

Now, facial rec IDs the driver
as Emma Mills.

The court documents indicate
she's this guy's girlfriend.

Hell of a way to break up.
Kill him and cut him out of a score.

- It's pretty cold-blooded.
- Well, no honor among thieves.

Anyway, GPS on Emma's phone

shows her to be
at her apartment right now.

She must think Anders is dead.

It's the only reason
she'd feel safe just sitting at home.

Well, H.P.D. Dispatch is sending
the closest unit available

- to pick her ass up.
- Whoa. No, no. Call them off.

- What?
- Call them off.

All right? Anders is the priority.
He's a cop killer.

The best way to get to that guy
is keeping this girl in play.

Fine.

Anders is gonna patch himself up
and come after Emma.

When he does,
we're gonna be waiting for him.

That's her.

Oh, it's perfect.

- Thank you. We'll take it.
- This is crazy. You cannot.

Agnes is coming back this week.

You're not supposed to do this.

How can you move
into somebody's apartment?

I'll tell you. This is a court order,

says we can do anything we want.
Anybody asks,

I'm Agnes's nephew
and we're just house-sitting, okay?

It's gonna be fine. I promise.

She want everything just right.
You don't touch nothing.

- Thank you.
- No touch.

Mahalo.
- Nothing, all right?

Uh... Smells in here.
It's like loneliness and despair.

That's mothballs.
Hopefully, Anders will show up soon

- and we can call it a day, huh?
- Guess who's the queen of QVC.

Oh, I get it. I got a match.

Mr. Pickles. Hey!

Hey, whoa, whoa. What are you?

- What is the matter with you?
- With me?

Thing jumped out of nowhere.
What do you want?

What do I want you to do?
Maybe react like a grown man.

How about that? It's a cat.

Let me explain something
that you do not know.

- I don't like cats.
- I love cats.

- You love cats.
- I love cats.

Who doesn't love cats?
They're awesome.

They're adorable ninjas.
Smart and they're fast

and they're cute and cuddly
at the same time.

Help me with this.

Okay, just so you know,
cats are disloyal, all right?

They would eat their owners
if they could.

They'd turn on them and kill them.

Yeah, they would. Wanna know why?
They never lost their predatory instinct.

Let's get the couch too.

For instance, a dog.
You take a dog.

Take, like, a domesticated canine,
you put it in the wild.

Twenty-four hours, that thing's dead.

Okay, but a cat,
they never forgot how to hunt and kill.

Well, I guess
that's why you two get along, then.

- That's why you like cats.
- Yeah. That's funny. That's good.

- We got a situation here.
- What do we got?

I mean, this... What do we do?
I mean, I don't know.

What's the protocol?
Do we watch, do we not watch?

- I mean, it's our job.
- That's what we're here for. Not like...

- Okay.
- No, don't do that.

- Lost visual.
- Oh.

I can't believe she's still in the shower.

Well, we got time to kill. Why don't
you do a little bit of homework?

You smashed this cat to pieces,
you know that, right?

I understand. Whoa.

- I think I liked her better as a brunette.
- Looks like she's ready to split town.

I'll give you 5-to-1
the diamonds are in that book.

Oh, yeah. What did I say?

Nobody under 30 has
got books anymore.

That's a big stone.

- Hello?
- He's dead.

Wait, wait, wait. Slow down.
What the hell happened?

There were cops. They shot Jake.

I just... I don't know what to do.

- She's a good liar.
- Just relax, sweetheart.

- Did the cops see you?
- No.

I was able to get away
with the diamonds.

Good. Then this doesn't change
our arrangement.

I'll be there in a couple of hours.

Just lay low until then.

Okay. Hurry, please.

- Wait a minute.
- What?

I heard that voice before.

Hi, I'm Barry Burns, president
and CEO of Gold Blast USA,

and I wanna help you turn
your old and unwanted jewelry

into cold hard cash.

Guaranteed same voice, for sure.
Where'd you even see this?

It was on an infomercial.

I have insomnia.
One of the benefits, you see.

Silver, rings, bracelets, and chains.

We even buy diamonds.

He's gotta be the fence, this guy.

If he shows up here,
we're gonna have to arrest them both

and then there goes our bait.

Well, we got to make sure
Burns doesn't make it.

So, Mr. Burns,
H.P.D. Just pulled you over

with $2 million cash in your car.
Care to explain?

Uh, sorry,
since when is being rich a crime?

It isn't. But conspiracy to commit
a robbery is.

When a retired cop is killed
in the course of that robbery,

then you become
an accessory to murder.

We're on Emma Mills.

We know about the deal
you had in place

to fence those diamonds
with her and Anders.

Gentlemen, I think this is the point
in the conversation

where I ask to call my lawyer.

This is the point in the conversation
where you should listen.

And listen carefully because we're
about to do you a very big favor.

Emma lied to you.

Anders was not killed by the police.
She shot him.

- And he's still alive.
- Heh-heh. Look at your face.

What happened to all them smart
comments? Dried right up, huh?

She actually tried to ice
her own boyfriend

just to cut him out of the score.

We're guessing she'll roll over
pretty easily on her fence.

So, um, I gather the takeaway is
you're offering me a chance

to screw Emma over
before she screws me.

She's expecting you to show up
with the cash any minute.

Yeah.

All we're asking you to do is call her
and reschedule.

Deal.

She should've known
she was playing with fire.

Guys like Ivanovich,
they don't die easily.

Wait a minute.
Who the hell is Ivanovich?

Trust me, he's somebody
you do not wanna mess with.

Our thief's real name
is Radomir Ivanovich.

He's former Serbian Special Forces.

After the Bosnian War,
he repurposed his skills

to become a high-end jewel thief.

Pulled robberies all across Europe,
dropping lots of bodies along the way.

Now, a couple years back,

he surfaces in Hawaii
under the name Jacob Anders.

Now, he hooked up with Emma Mills

on a bunch of smash-and-grabs
until Emma finally got pinched.

She never rolled on the guy though,

so she ended up serving
ten months in prison.

She does ten months for the guy
and then she gets out and shoots him?

- How's that make sense?
- Don't know yet.

- But I'll keep looking.
- All right.

- Roger that. Keep us posted, Chin.
- Copy.

This broad's got a lot of heart, huh?

That cereal looks good, doesn't it?

What? I'm doing her a favor.
The food's gonna go bad.

What the hell is the matter with you?
What are you, an animal?

I know you're lazy.
You don't wanna get up.

I don't need your disgusting bagel plate
in my work space.

That must be exhausting,
projecting that much contempt

onto a piece of porcelain.

Ceramic, putz.

Hey, Mr. Pickles.
Want something to eat, buddy?

Oh.

Hey, Danny. Look at this.

That's a lot of weed.

- Yes. Hi.
- Aloha, neighbor.

You must be Agnes's nephew.
I heard you were house-sitting.

No, that's me.
News travels fast around here.

I'm Ruth Tennenbaum from 2D.

I made you a batch of my signature
macadamia nut cookies.

That's nice.

Oh, I see you boys like to snoop too.

Ha-ha-ha. Oh...

Ruth, hi. Uh, Ms. Tennenbaum.

I'm Steve McGarrett.
This is my partner, Danny Williams.

I see.

We're trying to keep a low profile.

So if you could keep this to yourself,
it'd be nice.

We don't want
anybody else in the building to find out.

Oh, I understand.

Some of the Alta cockers
in our building are so small-minded.

Just so you know, I fully support...

gay marriage.

We're not gay. We're Five-0, ma'am.

We're actually working
undercover here.

That's why we can't let anybody else
find out about it, you see?

It's very important.

Ms. Tennenbaum,
you can keep a secret, right?

Of course. To tell you the truth,

I feel much safer
knowing you boys are here.

Good. That's good.

There's been a lot of crime
in this building.

Just the other day, a plant was stolen
from right outside my front door.

While you're here, maybe you can
catch the hoodlum who did it.

Yeah, we'd love to help, but we're,
you know, we're kind of tied up.

Oh, I understand. You're busy
with important police work.

I'm just an old lady with a stolen fern.

Oh, did I mention that it's a fern?
Six years I had it.

Uh...

I don't mean to bother.

You know what, um, I'm gonna send
somebody over to look into that.

- Okay?
- Such a sweet boy.

Okay? So you go home and you'll
expect to see somebody soon.

All right?

Be sure to return the plate
when you're finished with it.

Okay.

Thank you very much for the cookies.

- Sweet kitty, kitty, kitty.
- Thank you. Yes. He's good.

Okay. Bye-bye.

- Bye now.
- Bye-bye.

- Bye now.
- Bye.

I personally would've gone
with the gay thing to keep our cover.

You hungry? Let's get some dinner.

You choose. Any place you want.
What do you want?

- Chinese sounds good.
- I get a headache from the MSG.

Okay. How about, uh,
that pizza place that doesn't suck?

Oh, I got it. I got it, I got it.
You ever had Indian food?

- You're doing it wrong.
- I'm doing it wrong?

Watch me. Get a piece of naan.
You dip it in the masala, okay?

We got a little chicken there.
Get your chicken.

Put it inside,
make a little meat pocket,

- however you wanna do it.
- Okay.

- Then you go mango chutney.
- Mango chutney.

Put it on top.

Go.

That's how you do it.

- Huh?
- Oh.

What's the matter? You don't like it.

No, I like it very much.

It's probably one of best things
I've ever tasted in my entire life.

I don't know how it is
that I've gone this long in my life

without experiencing
such exotic flavors.

All right, so what's the problem?

- The problem?
- What's with your face?

Well, the problem might be because
you said I could choose where we eat.

- What?
- You said, "You choose."

You said, "You pick."
I picked a bunch of places,

you knocked them all down,
you picked a place

that you wanted...
I'm glad you think it's funny.

- Are you kidding me?
- No.

It's dinner, Danny.
What are you talking about?

Well, no, that's the thing.
It's not just dinner, okay?

This is what's called
relationship dominance.

It's like you having to drive my car.

You always got to drive my car,
be in control.

You get that from your workbook?

I did get it from my workbook, okay?
It's a very enlightening chapter, okay?

It's all about personality types.

You're gonna read it to me?

Tell me this doesn't sound
like you, okay?

"ESTJ, or Guardian types,
are confident, dependable, loyal.

Natural leaders.
Tend to put forth much effort

in fulfilling their duties
and obligations."

Can I stop you for a second?
Am I supposed to be offended?

You just made me sound awesome.

Well, those are strengths.
Now I'll get to the weaknesses.

"Not in tune
with what others are feeling.

Difficulty expressing emotions.
Difficulty accepting criticism."

Hey, can I eat my meal?

- Can I eat my food in peace?
- It's fine.

Simple. Layman's terms,

you are a whacked-out
control freak, okay?

But I love you
and I really thank you a lot

for introducing me to this saag paneer
or whatever it's called.

Agnes.

Agnes isn't due back till next week.

I'm sorry.
I must have the wrong place.

I'm pretty sure that's not possible,

considering you just let yourself in
with a key.

Right. Heh.

So, what's up, fellas?

I'm house-sitting for my Aunt Agnes.
Who are you?

Oh, I'm Ricky.
From downstairs. Yeah.

Agnes has me check in on Mr. Pickles
while she's out of town.

Guy needs lots of play and stimulation,
or he gets a little moody, you know?

Cats are, like, highly intelligent.

He's a dog guy.

Lame sauce, bro.
Cats are where it's ats.

Come here, little fella. Mm, mm.

Can you stop making that noise,
please?

- Please?
- All right.

I'm gonna feed
my main Menehune here

and then I'll let you dudes
get back to your chow.

Ha-ha. Let's see. Where did
Agnes leave that cat food?

You looking for this?

Oh, no. That's the, uh, catnip, bro.

So I don't know how I feel about this.

You're storing dope
at my, uh, aunt's place?

It's pretty genius, right?

That way, the cops can never put me
in the same room as the icky sticky.

Ergo, Icky Ricky never gets caught
with the sticky.

You dudes wanna smoke
a bowl real quick? Family style?

I'm good. He gets crazy paranoid.

Oh, hey, man,
if green ain't your scene,

I can hook you up
with something else.

Coke. X. Pills. Anything you want.
I got a connect.

Even have a guy
that can get you snakes and ferrets.

They're banned in Hawaii?
Because they're invasive species.

Yeah. We know that.

Yeah, man,
you dudes know what's what. Here.

Let me give you my card.

"Ricky Schiff. Travel agent."

You wanna go on a trip,
I'm the guy to call.

- Ah, yes.
- Yeah. That's good.

- Nice. We'll call you.
- Yeah.

- We will definitely call you.
- Cool. Thanks.

You guys enjoy.
Be good, Mr. Pickles. Have fun.

Later, skaters.

- The guy who sells the weed is in 2F.
- What?

Actually, I'm here about the fern.
Commander McGarrett sent me.

You tell him I don't want a new fern.

I want the one
that was stolen from me.

Oh, no, this isn't a replacement.
This is bait.

You see we're gonna set this little guy

outside your door to lure the thief back.

Only, this time, we'll be watching.

Oh. Oh.

Aren't you a clever boy.
Come on in.

Could you describe the pteridophyte?

- Who?
- The fern. It wasn't Adiantum, was it?

Commonly known
as a maidenhair fern.

Those require regular watering,
which would mean we'd be racing

against a ticking clock
to get it back safely.

It's just a regular fern.

Dijon or yellow mustard?

Uh... Dijon, I guess.

But like I said, I already ate.

Back to the crime in question.

Do you have any enemies
in the building?

Someone who might have taken
the fern out of revenge

or maybe for leverage?

Well, there's Eileen Chow,
don't get me started on her.

But we can talk about all that later.
Right now I wanna talk about you.

Is there a lady in your life,

maybe somebody you have
your eye on?

- No, not at the moment.
- Aw.

Well, get on that, bubeleh,

because life isn't worth
the price of admission

if you don't have someone
to enjoy it with.

And from the looks of these pictures,

you seem to have done a lot
of living yourself.

Oh, I have.

I slowed down since
my husband Morris passed away.

I don't get out much these days.

Eat.

Cut in triangles. My mom does that.

The good ones do.

- Ah!
- That smells disgusting, Steve.

- Who microwaves an omelet? Huh?
- The body needs protein.

When you're not sleeping,
it needs it even more.

What is that? What are you doing?

I'm doing a little quiz out of this book,
how well you know your partner.

It asked me to list something
you were very passionate about.

- Oh, yeah? What'd you write?
- Protein.

Excuse me?

- Protein.
- Protein?

Well, you really peered into my soul.

Okay, what are you passionate about?

Well, there's things
I'm passionate about.

Like what?

- Music. I'm passionate about music.
- That's a terrible cop-out.

Everybody's passionate about music.
I like music. Bon Jovi, I could tell you

- every song he ever wrote.
- No. I'm not passionate

about listening to music,

- I'm passionate about playing music.
- You play music?

That's funny because I've known you
for a long time.

Never seen you even close
to an instrument, let alone playing one.

Well, I used to play guitar.
Actually, I was really into it.

- I was quite good too.
- But you stopped. Why'd you stop?

Well, I don't know.
I just stopped, didn't I?

Get in there.

Ah.

Hey, man.

The two of you haven't even
been here more than a day.

How the hell does it smell
this bad already?

Because this animal is
microwaving eggs.

He... Oh, man, that's just reckless.

You all need to get some Febreze
cracking up in here, man.

What's the matter with him?

You have a cat in here.
Oh, I'm highly allergic.

Fine. Sit down. Sit. Come here.

Oh. Heh-heh.

This is a true story.

I lost my virginity
on a couch like this. Ahem.

Now, you'd think
the plastic would be a problem.

It's not.

Okay. Dopey, listen to me.

You got a meeting in 15 minutes
with Emma

and you're gonna make that meeting,
you understand?

But you're gonna tell her

you need another 24 hours
to get the money together.

Guys, no, I already stalled her once.

If I don't give her the money,
she's gonna shoot me in the face.

Okay, it's a risk we're willing to take.

Either you're playing me
or you're a really terrible fence.

Which one is it, Barry?

Sweetheart, relax, I'll have
the money by tomorrow. I swear.

You better, Barry, or I'm gonna hunt
you down and put a bullet in you.

- Now, get the hell out.
- All right, all right, I'll get it.

All right, Lou, he's coming down.

We'll pick him up.

- She's making a call.
- Did you get it?

No. Son of a bitch says
he needs one more day.

What if he's stalling?

What if he knows I lied
about what happened?

If he suspected anything,
he wouldn't have even shown.

Reschedule your flight for tomorrow

- and I'll see you in a couple weeks.
- I can't wait that long.

- Please.
- I'll see you tonight.

- So, what happened?
- It doesn't matter.

That's the broad
from the jewelry shop.

That's Mia Price.

Okay, so this was an inside job.
She helped them rob her own store.

I didn't ask you over
to talk about Barry.

Looks like she's getting more
than just a piece of the action, huh?

I took another look
at the security footage,

and check this out.

Right before the robbery,
Price glances at her watch.

And then take a look
at what else she does.

She calls the guard
over so he won't be by the alarm.

She doesn't know he's an ex-cop,
that's he's not gonna

lay down if his job is
to protect the place.

Financials show
that the business

had been struggling for years,
but just two weeks ago,

Price maxed out her credit on a
huge order with her diamond supplier.

Just in time for the robbery.

All right, so Price helps
these guys pull this thing off for a cut.

She also gets her insurance money.

- Nobody knows nothing.
- Everybody wins.

Except somewhere along the way,

Emma decides to hook up with Price

and cut Ivanovich
out of the equation, right?

It's a bold move,
taking out a Serbian badass.

I'm guessing that Price had no idea
who she was double-crossing.

Hello there.
How can I help you exercise

your Second Amendment rights
this evening?

I fell asleep.

I miss anything?

Apparently not.

They stopped for a water break
about half an hour ago.

- That's good. You gotta stay hydrated.
- Very important.

See this?
This is bad for us men in general.

This is what gives us a bad name.

Twenty, 30 minutes.
That includes a drink.

That's three hours,
make us look terrible.

We can't do this.

You, uh, reading the workbook?

- No.
- No? It was over here.

Now it's over there.
You had to do something with it.

When you fell asleep, you dropped it
on the floor. I moved it for you.

You didn't look at it?

I look at it? Maybe, yeah,
I looked at it a little bit.

I skimmed through it a little bit.

What'd you think?

- Ahem.
- That's it? You're unbelievable.

I mean, I have seen you
personally put yourself

in every conceivable
life-threatening situation

without batting an eye,
like it's nothing.

But when it comes to talking
about your feelings,

forget about it,
you'd rather chew cyanide.

Huh?

Forget it. Wake me up if they stop
or do something interesting

or open up that curtain.

You wanna know why
I don't play guitar anymore?

Yes, I would like to know why
you don't play guitar anymore.

Tenth-grade talent show.

I signed up to perform.

I practiced the song every day
for months and months,

and the day finally came around.
I was standing in the wings.

My guitar was in tune.

They called my name,
I walked out on stage.

I turn around
and look at all those people.

And I couldn't do it.

I couldn't do it, so I walked off
and never played guitar ever again.

- That's it?
- That's it.

Tenth grade, you had stage fright,
so you never played guitar ever again?

I didn't have stage fright,
it was bigger than that.

I'm telling you, man, it was a, uh...

You know, I guess
it was an existential crisis.

I just, in that moment,
I couldn't handle

the vulnerability
that I was experiencing.

I couldn't handle how exposed I felt.

I felt like I couldn't breathe
and I thought it was gonna kill me.

Look, man, I was raised differently
than you, okay?

I wasn't raised in a house
with a supportive family

encouraging me
to share my feelings.

And in your case, every feeling.

The McGarrett men are
a different breed. They...

To them, showing emotion is
like showing weakness, you know?

I mean, it's stupid,
but it's just the way it is.

I understand that. Uh...

I just figure after everything
we've been through, you know,

your father, my brother, everything,
I figured maybe I was, you know,

somebody that you could open up to,
is all, you know?

I just did.

Where's the cat?

You left the window open?

I swear
I didn't leave it open on purpose.

Yeah, yeah, that's him.

If I had just gotten
to my piece fast enough,

you guys would be taking him
out of here in a bag.

Okay, Norm,
do you know what he stole?

- Guns, ammo?
- He took a lot more than just guns.

It sounds like Ivanovich
is gearing up for a war.

According to Norm, he stole small
and large arms, body armor,

explosives, the works.

Sounds like an awful lot
of firepower to go after one girl.

Looks like Price is on the move.

I'll keep eyes on her
and put a detail on the store.

See you guys later.

I'll get it.

You'll get it?
Were you expecting someone?

What up, playboy?

What the hell is this?

Cat's sense of smell is
14 times stronger than a human's.

And that sweet scent
of Agnes is gonna

bring Mr. Pickles back home.
Stay frosty.

You called the drug dealer
to find Mr. Pickles?

Why did I have to do that, Danny?

No, no, no. Don't do this, okay?
It's not my fault, it's your fault.

How is this my fault
Mr. Pickles got out?

You left the window open.

I wouldn't have had to leave
the window open

if you hadn't decided it was a good idea
to make a microwave omelet.

This passive-aggressive thing?
I'm done. It's tired.

All right,
let's do aggressive-aggressive.

- You want that?
- How do you wanna do it?

It's not our girl.

I got it. Two floors down.
Apartment on the end.

Not good. We gotta do something.

We just got played.

Danny.

Clear.

- Pulse is fading.
- This is Detective Williams.

I got a shooting victim at 2119
Kuhio Avenue, 503. Expedite EMS.

- Stay with us.
- Diamonds are gone.

She's dead.

Stop, right there.

Thought you could steal from me?

Got a feeling
I know where he's going next.

Mia Price, you're under arrest.
Hands behind your back.

Wait, what? What's going on?

You have the right to...

How big is your safe?

You double-crossed me.

Where was I? That's right.

You have the right to remain silent.

Thanks, Duke.

- Hey, what are you guys doing here?
- Well, uh, we're cops.

Oh.

- That's really bad. For me, I mean.
- Well, it's not good.

Despite incriminating yourself
in half a dozen felonies,

you found Mr. Pickles
and you brought him back,

- so we're gonna give you a pass.
- Whew. Thank you.

Yeah. But you got to give all the names
of your suppliers to Lukela here.

Sell my boys out? No way.

Not gonna happen, brother.
I'm no snitch.

This should be obvious,
but if you don't cooperate, you go to jail.

Who's got a pen?
There are a lot of names.

I'm really sorry, but I'm afraid
this mystery may go unsolved.

Oh, well, that's okay, bubeleh.
What's important is that you tried.

You know, Ruth, I know it's easy
to focus on the things we're missing.

But it's really important to appreciate
what's around us.

Because when you
actually get out there,

you know, and take a look,

it can be really beautiful.

You're right.

Thank you.

Tell you the truth,
I don't think there was a fern.

I just think
she wanted someone to talk to.

You know what,
whatever you did, it worked.

She seems happy.
Good job, Jerry. Well done.

Mahalo.

So she asks her husband, "What does
Mrs. Goldberg have that I don't?"

And the old man looks at her
and he says:

"Parkinson's."

Jerry, your friend here has
a filthy sense of humor.

And we fully approve, by the way.

This is some good-looking treif.

Let's start you off
with a piece of resistance.

- My garlic shrimp.
- Take it easy on the garlic.

I'm thinking of making a move
on that silver fox over there.

Nice. I think
he was checking you out too.

I gotta go, guys.
I got something with Danny

- I got to take care of.
- You late for an argument?

Oh, the marriage counseling.
How's that going?

Yeah, you rekindling your romance?

- Yeah, very good, guys.
- I'm confused.

- I thought they weren't married.
- No, they're not.

They just fight like an old couple.

- Got your homework ready?
- Dog ate it. Oh.

- I got something for you.
- You got something for me?

I do.

There you go.

- What is it?
- What is it?

Well, it's a tuba, you schmuck.
What does it look like?

- You got me a tuba?
- Yeah.

Danny, Danny, Danny.

Huh?

- Huh?
- Danny, that's, uh...

- Nice, right?
- Nice?

- Yeah.
- It's beautiful. You kidding me?

Figured you start playing again,

maybe play that song
you never got to play.

This is really, uh... This is...

- I don't know what to say.
- Thank you.

Let's go before the lady, uh,
has a panic attack.

Hey, man, thank you, all right?

Oh, listen, by the way,
why don't you drive.

I drive?

Wow.

Definitely a breakthrough here, Steve.

Don't get too excited, all right?
I'm still controlling the radio.

All right.