All language subtitles for Big.Love.S01E08.Easter.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.x264-AJP69_track3_[eng]

( theme music playing )

( dog panting )

MARGIE.

OH! ACH!

- ( yelps, barks )
- COME ON, COME ON. YEAH.

COME ON, THAT'S
A GOOD GIRL.

WHAT A GOOD GIRL
THAT IS.

- MORNING, NITA.
- GOOD MORNING, DEAR.

LOOK AT THAT BACK YARD.

IT WAS TOO DARK TO SEE IT
LAST NIGHT. IT'S A FAIRYLAND.

- HOT WATER
WITH LEMON, BILL?
- MMM.

NO, THANKS. I GOTTA
GET TO THE OFFICE.

- ON HOLY SATURDAY?
- WE'RE OPEN EVERY DAY
EXCEPT CHRISTMAS.

AND YOU'LL
SEE THE ATTORNEY?

- YES.
- HE'S A GOOD
ATTORNEY, IS HE?

OH, YEAH.

YOUR EYES ARE
A LITTLE RED, BILL.

POLLEN.

- ( dog growling )
- HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY.

- LOLA! LOLA!
- ( barking )

HEY.

BILL...

WE WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR YOUR CHARITY IN
OUR HOUR OF NEED,

OUR DARK NIGHT
OF THE SOUL.

YOU LADIES,

HAVE A NICE DAY.

OH...

MORNING, RATHEAD.
GRANDMA UP YET?

NOPE.

( keys jangling )

Lee:
I'VE SPOKEN TO BABCOCK,
PRICE AND COGGINS,

I'VE ADVISED THEM THERE'S
AN AVALANCHE OF LITIGATION

THAT'S ABOUT
TO BURY ROMAN.

THEY'VE INDICATED
A WILLINGNESS

TO DISCUSS SETTLEMENT.

I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.

I'M NOT GETTING
IN THE GUTTER WITH THEM,

I ALREADY TRIED THAT.
THAT'S WHAT LED TO THIS--

- ALL DUE RESPECT, BILL,
- ( phone ringing )

YOUR TAKE-IT-OR-LEAVE-IT
ULTIMATUM WAS NOT A NEGOTIATION.

I DO NOT WANT TO
CUT A DEAL, I WANT
TO CRUSH HIM!

- HE THROWN MY FAMILY
TO THE WIND LIKE LEAVES,
- ( fax machine transmitting )

AND I WANT TO BRING
HIM TO HIS KNEES.

SO YOU'RE MAGICALLY GOING
TO DO WHAT THE STATES
OF UTAH AND ARIZONA

HAVE BEEN UNABLE
TO ACCOMPLISH FOR
THE PAST 50 YEARS?

SO BE IT.

UNJUST ENRICHMENT AGAINST
UEB AND ROMAN GRANT,

I NEED YOUR MOTHER
AND BROTHER'S SIGNATURES.

UNFAIR TERMINATION
OF EMPLOYMENT AGAINST
EAGLE GAS AND UEB

AS TRUSTEES IN THE NAME
OF LOIS HENRICKSON,

MOTHER'S SIGNATURE.

DISCOVERY MOTIONS
FOR BOTH SUITS;

ACTION AGAINST
ROMAN GRANT AND UEB

DECLARING LOAN AGREEMENT
UNENFORCEABLE UNDER THE UCC,

I NEED YOUR SIGNATURE.

TORT ACTION
AGAINST ROMAN GRANT

FOR PHYSICAL ASSAULT

OF LOIS HENRICKSON
IN SAID FORCIBLE EVICTION.

NASTY.

- HOW MUCH?
- $500,000 IN PAIN
AND SUFFERING.

AND LAST,
BUT NOT LEAST,

BREAKING AND ENTRY
TRESPASS CLAIM

AGAINST ALBERT GRANT
FOR EVENTS

SURROUNDING FORCED ENTRY
AND BREAK-IN AT HOME PLUS

ON OR ABOUT APRIL 2ND,

ONE MILL SMACKERS.

NOW YOU SIGN THAT,
THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.

( pen scrawling )

( shaver buzzing )

Woman:
BILL JUST CAN'T KEEP
HIM EXILED OUT THERE FOREVER.

EVEN WITH PAM
AND CARL GONE,

IT'S LIKE
SENDING UP A FLARE.

BILL'S ADAMANT.

HE CAN'T JUST SIT OUT THERE
AND PEE IN THE AZALEAS.

I WOULDN'T LET
HIM IN YOUR HOUSE
IF I WERE YOU.

HE MAKES JOEY CRAZY,

BILL HATES HIM AND HE
DOESN'T PEE IN THE TOILET.

BILL'S NOT VERY GOOD ABOUT
LIFTING THE SEAT, EITHER.

NO, NICKI,
HE PEES IN THE SINK.

( groans )

WELL, STILL,
FAMILIES NEED TO FIND
CLOSURE AND MOVE ON.

IT'S EASTER.
MAYBE NOW'S THAT TIME.

MAYBE SOME TRANSGRESSIONS
AREN'T FORGIVABLE.

AT THE END OF THE DAY,
A LOVING FAMILY SHOULD FIND
EVERYTHING FORGIVABLE,

ELSE WHAT'S THE POINT
IN BEING A FAMILY?

HERE THEY COME.
BIG FAT HYPOCRITES.

ACT ALL PIOUS,
BUT THEY'RE REALLY MEAN.

MORNING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT'S UP?

HE ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY
WILL NOT BE IN THIS HOUSE,

BUT HE PROMISED THAT HE'S
GOING TO STAY AT MARGENE'S

WITH NITA
AND LOURDEZ AND...

- OH GREAT.
- ...SUE-SUE.

OH NO, I KNEW IT.

I SAW YOU THIS MORNING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SO
EARLY IN THE DAY?

- SEEING THE OLD ATTORNEY,
WEREN'T YOU?
- DON'T GET COMFORTABLE.

DON'T MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME
AND DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.

- I KNOW.
- YOU SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE HOUSE,

- AND YOU AY
IN THE MIDDLE HOUSE.
- I'M LEAVING.

- THAT'S IT. YOU GOT IT?
- I'M LEAVING. OKAY, YEAH.

- YOU HEAR ME?
- WE NEED TO TALK, ASAP.

YEAH, WE SURE DO.

HELLO AGAIN, BILL.
UH...

- HI, SWEETIE.
- HI.

SAY, WE HAVE
TO DO SOME SHOPPING.

OH WELL, I'M SURE YOU
CAN GO SHOPPING WITH BARB.

NO. WE NEED TO BORROW
A CAR, I THINK.

MARGIE, LEND NITA YOUR CAR.

( dog barks )

WHY CAN'T YOU
TAKE FRANK'S TRUCK?

NO, WE NEVER DRIVE
FRANK'S TRUCK.

NOW THAT'S IT. IT'S SETTLED.
NITA, TAKE MARGIE'S CAR.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU FOR
YOUR HOSPITALITY
AND GENEROSITY AGAIN.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU,
WE'D BE NAKED

AT THE MERCY OF THE ELEMENTS,
COMPLETELY ON OUR UPPERS.

BLESS YOU, BILL.
BLESS YOUR SOUL.

- OH NO, BACK OUT.
- NO NO NO.

- I DON'T WANT YOU AND MOM
IN THE SAME HOUSE.
- I'M LEAVING.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'VE BEEN THINKING.

I GOT A COUPLE
OF SUITS OF MY OWN.

YEAH. I WANT TO SUE
THAT MOTEL FOR EVICTING US.

HEY, THEY VIOLATED
THE 1964 CIVIL RIGHTS ACT.

HOTELS ARE PUBLIC PLACES.

YOU CAN'T DISCRIMINATE
ON ACCOUNT OF RELIGION.

YOU WEREN'T EVICTED
BECAUSE YOU HAD FOUR WIVES.

YOU WERE EVICTED BECAUSE
THE LOUSY SCOTCH TAPE

YOU WRAPPED AROUND NITA'S
CORD ON HER CROCKPOT

MADE IT EXPLODE,
CAUSING A FIRE THAT
BURNT DOWN TWO ROOMS!

WELL THEY DON'T
KNOW THAT.

THE FIRE MARSHAL
SAY THAT? NO.

YOU KNOW WHY?
'CAUSE I WENT IN THERE

AND TOOK THE CROCKPOT
OUT AFTER THE FIRE.

YOU WOULD DO
ANYTHING FOR A BUCK.

I'M THINKING OF SUING
ROMAN, TOO. $300,000
FOR DISPOSSESSION.

- FOR WHAT?
- FOR MY HOUSE.

THAT DUMP?

PLYWOOD, TARPAPER,
AND USED SHAG CARPETING?

IT'S NOT WORTH THE POWDER
TO BLOW IT UP.

- Women: OH, DEAR.
- IT WAS WORTH IT TO ME, SIR.

- HUH...
- $300,000 FOR THE HOUSE,

HALF A MIL
FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING

BUD, YOU GOT LEMONS,
YOU MAKE LEMONADE.

- NOW, COME ON, GIVE ME
THE ATTORNEY'S NUMBER.
- OH, PLEASE.

- GIVE ME THE ATTORNEY'S NUMBER.
HOW HARD IS THAT?
- GET YOUR OWN DARN ATTORNEY.

AND GET OUT.

( sniffs )
( gasps )

- OH!
- I TOLD YOU SO.

OH...

( gasps )

OH, LOOK AT THIS TRASH.

OH...

HMM.

( knocking at door )

LOIS, BROUGHT YOU
SOME ORANGE JUICE.

I WASN'T SURE
IF YOU WERE AWAKE.

OH....

( sighs )
WOULD YOU LOOK
AT ALL THIS FROU-FROU?

- ( laughs )
- CAN HARDLY SLEEP A WINK

WITH ALL THESE PILLOWS

AND THIS FLUFFY STUFF.

IT'S PRETTY FLUFFY
IN OUR BED TOO.

YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO DROWN IN IT.

IT'S NOT RIGHT
FOR YOUNG GIRLS
TO HAVE SO MANY THINGS.

- ( knocking at door )
- Bill:HEY, SLEEPYHEAD.

- HMM.
- HI, WANDA.

- MOM, HOW YOU DOING?
- OH, FINE, FINE, BILL.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING
SO DISRUPTED YOUR LIVES.

AND WE FORGIVE YOU
FOR HAVING SO DISRUPTED OURS.

( tinkles )

WELL.

YOU ALL ARE WELCOME HERE
FOR HOWEVER LONG THIS TAKES.

NOW, JUST SIGN THESE

AND WE'LL HAVE OLD ROMAN
AND THE UEB IN COURT.

HMM, AT LONG LAST.

HENRICKSON'S DISPOSSESSED.

WE HAVE BEEN EXILED.

I WILL GET YOU BACK HOME.

( weeps ) I MISS
MY THINGS, BILL.

WELL, JUST MAKE A LIST.
WE'LL TAKE YOU SHOPPING.

MY FATHER'S BIBLE?

HIS BOOK OF MORMON?
MY-- MY PHOTOGRAPHS.

I KNOW, MOTHER,
AND I'M SORRY.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO
DO SOME SHOPPING

FOR KEEPSAKES
SUCH AS THOSE.

- ( dog barks )
- Frank:ARF ARF ARF!

DID I HEAR YOUR FATHER?

DON'T YOU WORRY.
HE'S IN THE OTHER HOUSE
AND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SEE HIM.

( pen scrawling )

OH MAMA, PLEASE.
I AM ON BENDED KNEE.

FOR EVER I BEG,
THIS IS THE TIME.

PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME.

AND WHAT IS THE NATURE
OF YOUR PROBLEM?

Nicki: I've done something
that Bill doesn't know
about and Papa does;

and Papa knows
that Bill doesn't know

AND IF IT SHOULD
COME OUT, I'M...

I'LL LOSE BILL.

AND WHAT IS IT
YOU'VE DONE?

I OWE $60,000
IN CREDIT CARDS.

YES, AND?

No "and," just that.

I'VE BEEN SO BAD.

How so?

I OWE $60,000
IN CREDIT CARDS!

I OWE 90. WE NEEDED
A NEW BEDROOM

WHEN YOUR FATHER TOOK RHONDA,
I PUT IT ON MY DISCOVER.

We all owe up
to our necks. We all spend
like there is no tomorrow,

WHICH WE WERE TOLD THERE
WOULDN'T BE ON THREE OCCASIONS.

BUT YOUR FATHER'S REVELATIONS
HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BIT
OFF THE MARK LATELY,

AND WE'RE STILL HERE.
SO, SEE?

Under the circumstances,

IT'S EXCUSABLE.

WELL, NOT
DOWN HERE IT ISN'T.

HERE IT'S A
REALLY BIG DEAL.

IF BILL FINDS OUT, HE'LL KICK
ME OUT. I KNOW HE WILL.
WHY SHOULDN'T HE?

THAT SEEMS A BIT HARSH,
NICOLETTE.

I'M BEGGING. WILL YOU
TALK TO PAPA FOR ME?

I MEAN, HE MIGHT
LISTEN TO YOU.

THAT'S TRUE. I'LL TAKE
IT UNDER ADVISEMENT.

( sighs )

( sighs )

HELLO, DUMB LIZARD.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

HI.

Sarah:
GRANDMA?

GRANDMA, I BROUGHT
YOU SOME PLAIN
POLYESTER PILLOWS,

NO FEATHER, NO DOWN.

OH, SARAH,

AREN'T YOU
SO THOUGHTFUL?

YOU DIDN'T USED TO BE.

WHEN YOU WERE TWO,
YOU SLAPPED ME.

I DIDN'T LIKE YOU
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

YOU HOLD YOUR CARDS
CLOSE TO YOUR VEST,
DON'T YOU?

ME TOO.

Wendy:
I DON'T KNOW FOR CERTAIN

IF THEY TOOK IT
OR JUST COPIED IT,

BUT THE FIRST QUARTERLY
REPORT WAS MISSING

AND THE SECOND WAS NEXT
TO THE FAX MACHINE.

WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE,
EXACTLY?

SURELY YOU GOT A NAME.

WHAT ABOUT
ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE?

THEY WERE IN A HEAP.
A STACK OF VENDORS' ACCOUNTS

WERE FOUND OUT
IN THE PARKING LOT.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
LET'S GET BACK
TO BUSINESS.

SO, WHAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE?

THEY TOOK MY QUARTERLIES.

AND TOM FROM IT SAID
THERE WERE FINGERPRINTS
ALL OVER THE SYSTEM.

SOMEBODY TRIED TO HACK IN.

APPARENTLY THEY WERE ABLE
TO MAKE SEVERAL TRIPS
TO THEIR CAR

BEFORE BEING APPREHENDED.

ALL RIGHT.

IF THEY DIDN'T HACK
INTO THE SYSTEM, THEN
WE'RE PROBABLY OKAY.

( cell phone rings )

OH.

EXCUSE ME.

Bill: YEAH.

WELL I DON'T CARE
WHAT HE TOLD YOU. I DO NOT
WANT HIM USING OUR ATTORNEY.

THE ANSWER IS "NO."

NOBODY KNOWS
IT WAS ALBERT GRANT.

THANKS, DAN.

WE DON'T WANT TO WORRY
ANY PEOPLE UNNECESSARILY.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR?

FINE, THANKS.

WENDY? ANYTHING ELSE?

A LOT OF THE EMPLOYEES
ARE TALKING.

ALL KINDS OF RUMORS
HAVE STARTED UP.

PEOPLE KNOW THE BURGLAR
WAS CAUGHT

AND THEN LET GO.

AND THEY HAVE CONCOCTED
SOME TRULY WILD SCENARIOS

TO EXPLAIN WHY THE POLICE
WEREN'T CALLED IN.

I TELL THEM, "YOU CAN BE SURE
MR. HENRICKSON HAS HIS REASONS."

BUT IS THERE SOMETHING
I COULD SAY TO THEM?

SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE ME
TO SAY TO PUT AN END
TO ALL THIS GOSSIP?

WENDY, IF THE POLICE GETS
INVOLVED, IF THIS BECOMES
A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD,

OUR INSURANCE GOES
SKY-HIGH THROUGH THE ROOF.

NOW, WE'LL HANDLE IT,
PRIVATELY.

AND I TELL YOU THIS
IN STRICTEST CONFIDENCE.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

OKAY.

( folk music playing )

( chuckles )

BILL, BILL, BILL.

( coughs )

HATEFUL.

Barb:
UGH, NOT AGAIN.

HE DID IT IN MY SINK
AND HE SPLASHED IT ON
THE COUNTER AND FAUCETS.

GROSS. GRANDPA?

SARAH, JUST TAKE TEENIE
AND PLEASE GO OUTSIDE.

- THAT IS SO DISGUSTING.
- WHAT IS?

NEVER MIND.

CAN YOU STOP HIM?
CAN SOMEONE STOP HIM?

I'M NOT EATING TONIGHT.
I'M NOT. I'M NOT.

YES YOU ARE. HE DIDN'T PEE
IN THE CASSEROLE OR THE COBBLER
AND I'M DISINFECTING.

WHEN'S DINNER?

- A FEW HOURS.
- Nita: BARB,

WE TOLD MARGENE WE
HAVE TO GO SHOPPING.

- WE HAVEN'T HEARD BACK.
- ( dog barking )

WELL, WHAT DO YOU NEED?

CLOROX.

WE HAVE EVERYTHING FOR
DINNER TONIGHT, AND
EASTER DINNER TOO.

WHAT ARE YOU
COOKING FOR EASTER?

TURKEY. WHAT ELSE?

OH, NO. FRANK LIKES HAM,

- AND YAMS WITH MARSHMALLOWS.
- ( Lola barking )

Nicki: NO MARSHMALLOWS.
THE KIDS GET ENOUGH SUGAR
AS IS.

- I SAID BEAT IT!
- BUT A HAM WOULD GIVE US
SUCH A SHOT IN THE ARM

AND BOLSTER OUR SPIRITS.

- ( barking )
- NOT EASTER WITHOUT HAM.

HI EVERYBODY-- OH NO.

NO, I TOLD YOU TWICE TO STAY
AWAY. THIRD TIME, YOU'RE OUT.

- WHAT? GET YOUR FEET
OFF THE COUCH.
- COME ON, I'M BEING POLITE.

- LET'S GO.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU BEING
OVERPROTECTIVE OF HER FOR?

SHE'S LIKE ONE
OF ROMAN'S HUMVEES.

- YOU KNOW, THE WOMAN
IS A TANK.
- ONE, TWO--

I'M GOING, OKAY?
I'M GOING.

YOU KNOW, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE OUR HONEYMOON THOUGH

AND FOR SOME REASON YOU SEEM
TO BE TRYING TO KEEP US APART.

WHAT ARE YOU SO STARTLED FOR?
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT--

I NEED SOME FRESH SOAP.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HE'S JUST LEAVING.

YOUR HUSBAND IS PEEING
IN THE SINK.

YOU ARE STILL
DOING THAT?

OH, FRANK, YOU
ARE SUCH A PIG.

AND YOU ARE SUCH A WITCH.

Lois:
BARB, THIS SOAP SMELLS.

- Margene: IT'S SUPPOSED
TO SMELL, LOIS.
- Sarah:YEAH, IT IS, GRANDMA.

Lois:
NO, SOAP IS NOT
SUPPOSED TO SMELL.

WELL, WE'LL GET YOU SOME
THAT DOESN'T SMELL.

WE'LL GET IT
WHEN WE GO SHOPPING!

GET THEM YOUR KEYS.
THEY'RE GUESTS.

( sniffs )

( sniffs )

( dog barking,
growling)

( fabric shredding )

( dog growling )

Lourdez:
WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE SHE CHANGES HER MIND.

BYE, MARGENE.

- ( tires screech )
- ( engine revs )

- BILL?
- MARGIE, I DON'T FEEL
VERY WELL.

- ( gears grinding )
- I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME
TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

- BILL--
- I DON'T THINK I CAN DRIVE.

- WHAT'S WRONG.
- NOW. WE GOT TO GO. HURRY.

- OKAY OKAY.
- ( women squealing )

WELL, YOU DON'T APPEAR
TO HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.

AND YOU HAVEN'T HAD
A HEART ATTACK OR
A STROKE....

...YET.
( chuckles )

JOKE.

- ( Margene laughs )
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

UH, MRS. HENRICKSON?

COULD YOU GIVE
US A MINUTE, PLEASE?

IT'S OKAY, HONEY.

DO YOU USE SILDENAFIL,
VARDENAFIL OR TADALAFIL?

SEXUAL PERFORMANCE
ENHANCEMENT DRUGS?

NO.

- YEAH.
- UH-HUH.

IT'S YOUR EYES.
25 OR 50 MILLIGRAMS?

100.

- FOR HOW LONG?
- COUPLE MONTHS.

FREQUENCY?

TWO, THREE TIMES A DAY.

A MAN YOUR AGE
IS NOT DESIGNED TO
PERFORM LIKE A HORSE.

AND OUGHT NOT TO BE
EXPECTED TO PERFORM

AT THE SAME LEVEL
AS A MAN OF 25.

WHEN WILL THE EFFECTS
WEAR OFF?

WHEN THE DRUG LEAVES
YOUR SYSTEM.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU TOOK SOME?

ONE LAST NIGHT...

ANOTHER THIS MORNING.

THIS MORNING'S WAS
THE 36-HOUR KIND.
( chuckles )

HE SAID IT WAS STRESS,
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.

STRESS SPIKES OVER THE HOLIDAYS,
ESPECIALLY WITH FAMILY.

SEND THEM AWAY. UGH,
THEY'RE HORRIBLE, BILL.

AND THAT HORRIBLE DOG?
PUT THEM IN A MOTEL
OR A SHELTER

OR UNDER A BRIDGE, BUT IF
PAM COMES HOME, AND SHE
EVEN SEES HIS TRUCK--

MARGIE!
MY BLOOD PRESSURE.

NOW, I'M TAKING
CARE OF IT.

BUT WE NEED TO KEEP
THIS TO OURSELVES.

I DON'T WANT TO ALARM
NICKI AND BARB.

( Lola barking )

HI.

- ( sighs )
- ( dog growling )

( fabric ripping )

HOW YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

I'M A MESS.

THIS IS REALLY
HARD, BILL.

I KNOW. I WANTED TO
CALL YOU LAST NIGHT.

I DON'T REGRET
HAVING ENDED IT.

IT WAS THE RIGHT
THING TO DO.

UH-HUH, FOR THE FAMILY.

I FEEL...

I FEEL ROBBED.

LIKE THEY'VE
STOLEN YOU FROM ME.

DO YOU THINK
I'M SELFISH?

NO, YOU'RE
NOT SELFISH.

( whispering )
NO.

( cell phone ringing )

Bill: Yeah.

Lee:
Did you know
that FeDex

Did afternoon deliveries
on Saturday?

WHAT?

Lee:
Tough day
for Bill Henrickson.

You better swing
by my office.

WHAT THE HECK?

"THE TIME HAS COME,"
THE WALRUS SAID.

APPEARS ROMAN'S GETTING
INTO THE LITIGATION GAME,
SUING YOU.

SUING ME?

WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

BREACH OF CONTRACT,
$5 MILLION IN INJUNCTIVE RELIEF.

GOT A CLAIM OF TORTIOUS
FALSE IMPRISONMENT OF
ONE ALBERT GRANT

AT THE PREMISES OF HOME PLUS.

NO, HE BROKE INTO MY STORE.

NOT PROVEN. YOUR SECURITY GUARD
CUFFED HIM AND RESTRAINED HIM.

HALF A MIL.

NEXT, A SUIT FOR ASSAULT
AND BATTERY AGAINST
ONE LOIS HENRICKSON.

MY MOTHER?
THEY ASSAULTED HER.

THEY GRABBED HER AND--
AND THEY MANHANDLED HER.

SAYS HERE
SHE ASSAULTED BACK,

KICKED ONE ZEVON DALTON
IN THE TESTICLES.

IT WAS IN SELF-DEFEN--

300 THOU IN COMPENSATORY,
ONE MIL PUNITIVE.

PRICEY SET OF BALLS.

THERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS.
I RAN INTO THE DOCKET CLERK
AT LUNCH. IF WE FILE ON MONDAY,

WE CAN BE IN FRONT OF A JUDGE
IN EIGHT TO 10 WEEKS.

I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY
THOSE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS.

- LOOKS SO GOOD.
- HERE WE GO.

( women chattering )

THERE'S A SCRATCH
ON MY CAR,

A REALLY BIG SCRATCH,

AND YOU'RE THE ONES
THAT PUT IT THERE.

- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
- NO! VERY POSSIBLE.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES
WHO DROVE IT.

- WELL, IT WASN'T US.
- WAS!

MARGIE, IT ISN'T WORTH IT.

THEY SCRATCHED MY CAR, NICKI.

NICKI, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
YOU OUGHT TO GET CONTROL OF HER.

YOU SCRATCHED MY CAR!

MARGIE.

DO YOU OR BARB
HAVE ANY HONEY, HONEY?

WE FORGOT IT.

( dramatic music playing )

( yawns )

WHERE'S BILL?

HE WENT UPSTAIRS.

OH.

E YOU ALL RIGHT?

HMM? FINE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

MMM, NOTHING.

JUST... I'M SAD.

WHY?

IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO?

NO, NICKI.

OKAY.

The United States
has made clear to leaders
on every continent

that there is no such thing
as a good terrorist and
a bad terrorist.

- You cannot condemn Al Qaeda...
- ( dog growling )

- ...and hug Hamas.
- OH, YES, THAT'S A GOOD DOG.
OH, YES.

WHAT HAS GONE WRONG
WITH THE WORLD?

CIVILIZATION
GONE ROTTEN.

( laughing )

UPPITY.

BARB? HONEY?

- Tancy: I GOT ONE!
- Wayne: I SAW IT FIRST.

Tancy:
Look, there's more over here.

I DON'T THINK
THAT WAS YOUR EGG.

- PSST, JOEY.
- HEY.

YOU AND I ARE GOING
TO THE COMPOUND TONIGHT
TO MEET WITH ROMAN.

I SET IT UP.
8:00.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
NO NEGOTIATING, BILL.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
STAND PAT.

I WANT ROMAN OFF MY BOOKS
AS A SILENT PARTNER.

LOOK, THERE'S SEVERAL MILLION
IN REAL ESTATE I CAN'T MAKE
UNTIL HE IS.

THAT'S WHY I REORGANIZED
THE FRANCHISE

TO ERASE HIS PRESENCE
FROM THE BOOKS

BUT I GOT GREEDY.

I THOUGHT I COULD STOP PAYMENTS
TO HIM AT THE SAME TIME.

I WANTED MY CAKE AND EAT TO.

SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?

SIT DOWN FACE TO FACE
AND MAKE A DEAL.

WHAT KIND OF DEAL?

A DEAL THAT GETS
YOU ALL BACK HOME.

( giggling )

WE'LL TAKE NICKI'S CAR, LESS
RECOGNIZABLE. 8:00.

WE'LL TELL EVERYBODY WE HAVE
TICKETS TO THE JAZZ-SPURS GAME.

- YOU ALL RIGHT? YOUR EYES...
- NO, I'M FINE, I'M FINE.

Joey:
WHAT TIME WE GOING?

8:00.

Wayne:
HERE'S ONE!

HONEY, IT'S MOTHER.
I ASKED YOUR FATHER
ABOUT THAT LITTLE MATTER

AND IT TURNS OUT THAT
HE RAN A D&B ON YOU,

YOUR $60,000 ALL LAID OUT
WITH PAYMENT HISTORY.

I HONESTLY CAN'T SAY WHAT
HE PLANS ON DOING WITH IT.

MOM, I KNOW YOU AND I
HAVE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES,

BUT, CAN YOU PLEASE
HELP ME OUT ON THIS ONE?

HOW CAN I? I WON'T
BE IN THE MEETING.

MEETING?

BILL AND YOUR FATHER,
TONIGHT, 8:00.

MOM?

MOM IS IN THE DOGHOUSE.

( sighs )
OH, MOMMY'S GOOSE IS
ABOUT TO GET COOKED.

YOU'RE NOT TOO OLD
FOR EASTER-EGG HUNTING?

JOEY.
OH, I GUESS I AM.

( gasps ) BUT THE
RACCOONS AREN'T.

WHERE'S NICKI
AND MARGE?

I DON'T KNOW. WHY?

I WAS JUST CURIOUS.

SEEMS NITA AND THE REST
ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER.

MOM'S A RECLUSE.

AND YOU?

MMM...

HOW'S WANDA?

SHE'S FINE.
SHE JUST WORRIES
ABOUT ME TOO MUCH.

- Barb: THERE.
- THERE YOU GO.

WENT BY THE DWS,
STATE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY,

FILLED OUT WHAT THEY CALL
A STANDARD JOB APPLICATION.

UH-HUH?

AND 150 BUCKS REGISTERING
AT AN EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.

JUST WANT TO START OVER,

GET AN APARTMENT
WITH WANDA AND
THE BABY.

THAT'S WONDERFUL, JOEY.

I THINK I'M DONE
WITH THE COMPOUND.

WANDA WORRIES I'LL GET
IN TROUBLE AGAIN, BUT
IT'S... ( chuckles )

I DON'T KNOW THAT I BELIEVE
IN POLYGAMY ANYMORE, BARB.

DON'T TELL BILL THOUGH.

( sighs )

WHAT DOES WANDA THINK?

I HAVEN'T TOLD HER.

SHE'S AFRAID THAT SHE
AND I WON'T BE TOGETHER IN
THE CELESTIAL KINGDOM UNLESS I--

YOU'RE A MONOGAMIST.

I GUESS SO.

LOOK, BARB...

THE ONLY WAY I KNOW
WHAT TO BELIEVE IN IS
TO LISTEN TO MY HEART.

AND IT SAYS
THAT WANDA'S IT FOR ME.

STRANGE HOW...
YOU'RE POLYGAMOUS HERE.

DON'T YOU THINK?

( sighs )

( sighs )

( chuckles )

( sighs )

- WELL...
- ( chuckles )

( sobbing )

Wayne: COOL.

Raymond: WHOA.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TAKING A LEAK.

BOYS, BOYS, GO
IN THE OTHER ROOM.

- Boys: AW!
- GO ON.

GET DOWN OFF
THAT STEPLADDER
RIGHT NOW.

I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

IN MY SINK?
IN FRONT OF MY SONS!

Frank:
ALWAYS WOMEN
IN THE BATHROOM,

NO MATTER HOW
MANY BATHROOMS.

YOU HANG ON TO YOUR GARBAGE
TOO LONG, UREMIC POISONING.

EVEN WORSE: KIDNEY FAILURE.

STOP PEEING RIGHT NOW!
MARGIE, STAY BACK.

YOU VILE MAN.
YOU DON'T BELONG IN A HOUSE.

- YOU BELONG IN A STALL!
- BILL. NO.

- STOP, NOW! STOP, NOW!
- HEY HEY.

( Bill grunts )

GET A HELPER.

YOU MAY COME INSIDE
MY HOUSES ONCE A DAY

FOR ONE MEAL FOR
ONE HALF HOUR

AND ONE HALF HOUR IN
THE MORNING TO BATHE
AND THAT'S IT!

( bangs door )

- ( gasps )
- THERE.

( sighs )

OH...

HOW DOES IT FEEL?

IT'S HOT.

HMM.

( sighs )
MERCY.

WHY DID YOU
CUT YOUR HAIR?

IT'S DIFFERENT
FROM THE OTHER WOMEN
IN THE COMPOUND.

DOES YOUR FATHER EVER TALK
ABOUT YOUR AUNT MARGARET?

UH-UH.

WELL, HE SHOULD.

SHE DROWNED IN LAKE MEADE.

AFTER MARGARET DIED...

I WAS BONE SAD.

NOW...

WE HADN'T ALWAYS
BEEN IGNORANT.

WE WERE ONCE A LEARNED,

SERIOUS PEOPLE.

MY DADDY, YOUR GREAT
GRANDFATHER ORVILLE,

HE TAUGHT ME WHEN
I WAS A GIRL.

HE TOLD ME STORIES
ABOUT ANCIENT PEOPLES,

HOW WHEN THEY HAD
TRAGEDY, SORROW,

HOW THEY WOULD
"SHORN" THEIR HAIR.

SO WHEN MAGGIE...

I JUST CUT IT ALL OFF.

AND NITA AND SISTERWIVES

AND FRANK,

THEY HATED ME FOR IT.

'CAUSE IT MADE ME
DIFFERENT, I THINK.

EVERYBODY THOUGHT
I WAS PROUD,

AND UGLY,

BUT UGLY AND SPECIAL.

MARKED.

MARKED.

Nicki:
WHO'D LIKE SOME
MASHED POTATOES?

AND GRAVY? SHOULD WE
PASS AROUND THE GRAVY?

LET'S PASS IT
AROUND THE TABLE.

Ben:
MOM, IT SMELLS
REALLY GOOD.

- Nicki: JUST PASS IT AROUND. -
- Sarah: WHERE'S THE BREAD?

- I'LL CARVE. I LOVE TO CARVE.
- Nita: SOME SWEET POTATOES,
JOEY?

- NITA.
- ( plate clangs )

- Sarah: THANK YOU.
- Margene: BILL, SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN.

- Ben: HEY, DO YOU HAVE
ANY BUTTER?
- Sarah:IT'S IN THE KITCHEN.

I CAN DO THIS. I KNOW BILL
LIKES DARK MEAT. RIGHT, BILL?

ONLY IF IT'S MOIST AND...

- BARB, WHERE'S LOIS?
- Sarah: HERE, WANDA.

I'M SURE BILL WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
HIS MOTHER HERE WITH US.

- Ben: HERE YOU GO, MOM.
- Sarah: OH, SHE'LL BE OVER.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER.

LEAVE HER TO HER OWN SORRY SELF.
JUST CUT ME A PIECE OF MEAT,
PLEASE.

Sarah:
HERE YOU GO, NICKI.

Ben:
MASHED POTATOES? THANKS.

JOEY.

REMEMBER?

"I GOT IT! I GOT--
I GOT IT! OH..."

NOPE.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, FRANK.

IT WASN'T FUNNY
THE FIRST TIME.
IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW.

Nita:
I'M SORRY.

YOU'VE SHOWN US SUCH
CHARITY AND COMPASSION.

I WISH WE COULD ALL GO
THROW OURSELVES DOWN A WELL
AND BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR.

NO. YOU'RE ENTIRELY
WELCOME HERE.

I'LL HAVE SOME BEANS
THERE, FUMBLES.

I TOLD YOU OLD MAN,
YOU LAY OFF JOEY OR ELSE.

OR ELSE WHAT?

OR ELSE I'LL FINISH
THE JOB SOMEONE ELSE STARTED.

- I'LL KILL YOU!
- ( dish clangs )

EVERYBODY,
PLEASE STOP.

STOP WHAT?

PLEASE STOP
PICKING ON FRANK.

THAT'S ABOUT ALL ANYONE'S
BEEN DOING SINCE WE ARRIVED.

THE WOMAN'S
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

- LISTEN, YOU--
- THE HOSTESS WOULD LIKE
TO REMIND EVERYONE

TO ATTEMPT TO BEHAVE.

( baby squeaks )

WE APPRECIATE
YOUR CHARITY, BILL,

BUT YOU'RE THE REASON
ALL OF US ARE OUT
OF OUR HOMES.

NO, NO. LET'S JUST
SPEAK THE TRUTH.

YOU'D BE IN A SAFE COMFORTABLE
MOTEL IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR
JUNKY CROCKPOT.

THAT MOTEL WAS HORRIBLE.
FILTH ON THE TELEVISION.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE DON'T
WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU

ANY MORE THAN YOU
WANT US HERE.

WELL YOU'RE NOT CUTTING
THAT RIGHT. YOU'RE CUTTING
WITH THE GRAIN.

HEY! GO BACK
TO YOUR TABLE.

Frank:
BUT SHE'S CARVING SCRAPS.

I LIKE HUNKS OF MEAT.

- WELL I THOUGHT
YOU ONLY LIKED HAM.
- SIT DOWN!

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
SOMEBODY SCRATCHED MY CAR
AND WON'T ADMIT IT.

I DID NOT SCRATCH YOUR CAR!

I TOLD YOU THEY
WERE ALL LIARS.

AND YOU LEAVE MARGENE ALONE.

YOU BULLY.

Frank:
LOOK AT THIS.

ALL MADE UP LIKE A POODLE.

"MADAME FIFI."

SITTING AT THE SMALL TABLE,
ARE YOU?

YOU BIG GOOD-FOR-NOTHING.

LISTEN HERE, FIFI,
DON'T YOU COME
SWEEPING IN HERE,

ALL DONE UP LIKE SOME
KIND OF A POODLE,

TELLING ME THAT I'M
GOOD FOR NOTHING.

DAD? KNOCK IT OFF.

ARF ARF ARF!

FRANK. DON'T BARK AT LOIS.

ARF ARF ARF!

THAT'S IT! YOU,
LEAVE THE TABLE NOW!

THIS IS EASTER.
IT HAS MEANING FOR
OUR FAMILY. GO!

I HATE THIS.
I CAN'T STAND IT.

ARGH!

- ( dog yelping )
- WANDA.

WANDA.

WANDA.

- ( sobs )
- WANDA, WHERE YOU GOING?

GET IN!

GET IN THE CAR
IF YOU LOVE ME.

COME ON, JUST
TAKE A BREATH.

NO NO. WE GOT TO GET OUT
OF HERE NOW. HOW LONG
TILL YOU CRACK?

- HOW LONG?
- LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN TO ME.

I'M NOT GOING TO CRACK.
I'M GOING TO GET A JOB.

AND I'M GOING TO GET US AN
APARTMENT HERE TO LIVE IN.

- NO!
- LIVE HERE.

NO! WHY WOULD WE WANT
TO LIVE HERE? WHY?

WE GOT TO GO HOME
OR WE'LL DIE.

WE'RE NOT GOING
TO DIE, HONEY.

- WE'RE NOT GOING TO DIE.
- THERE ARE BAD THINGS HERE.

THERE ARE BAD PEOPLE, PEOPLE
THAT GOT YOU IN TROUBLE.

THERE ARE TEMPTATIONS.

- THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.
- NO.

- SWEETHEART,
THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.
- NO.

- ( sobbing )
- IT'S OKAY.

Joey:
LISTEN, BILL. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO CUT A DEAL WITH ROMAN

JUST TO GET US BACK.

WE'RE OKAY.
WE'RE FINE HERE.

JOEY, I CAN'T.
I CAN'T HAVE
YOU ALL HERE.

I LOVE YOU, I DO.
BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU.

I CAN'T STICK YOU
IN A FLOPHOUSE
OR SOME SHELTER.

I CAN'T DO THAT EITHER.

I'M JUST COMPLETELY
AT THE END OF MY ROPE.

OKAY, LET'S GO.

LISTEN, YOU
MIND DRIVING?

MY EYES ARE
PLAYING ME UP.

DOCTOR SAYS IT'S
STRESS. IT'S OKAY.

( toilet flushing )

LISTEN TO ME.
HE'S ABOUT TO CAVE.

HE'S ABOUT TO GIVE IN.

NOW IT'S NONE
OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT IF I WERE
IN YOUR SHOES,

I WOULDN'T SETTLE
WITH HIM RIGHT NOW.

I THINK YOU CAN GET
A BETTER DEAL LATER.

THANK YOU,
BROTHER FRANK.

Frank:
You're welcome,
Brother Roman.

CAN I COME HOME NOW?

YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS WIVES
ARE WELCOME BACK

AT ANY TIME THAT PLEASES
YOU, BROTHER FRANK.

THANK YOU.

AND ROMAN,
GOD BLESS YOU.

GOD BLESS YOU.

DAMN THEM.
WE'VE BEEN STOOD UP.

LET'S JUST GET
OUT OF HERE, BILL.

LET'S GO BY MOM'S FIRST.
I WANT TO PICK UP SOME
OF HER STUFF.

Man:
WHAT DO YOU WANT HERE?

THIS IS OUR MOTHER'S HOUSE.

SORRY, NOT ANYMORE.
PROPERTY'S BEEN REASSIGNED.

WE'VE BEEN ASSIGNED
TO LIVE HERE.

WELL, YOU BETTER LEAVE.

IT'S OURS NOW, LIKE I SAID.
YOU BETTER TAKE IT UP
WITH THE UEB

- UEB CAN'T JUST
TAKE AWAY YOUR HOUSE!
- JOEY, TAKE IT EASY.

HEY!

Woman:
EARL? WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

EARL, STOP THAT NOW.

Woman:
COME ON. COME INSIDE.

- LET'S JUST GO HOME.
- NAH, NOT YET.

TV reporter:
The condo building
you see behind me caught fire

last night when
a faulty electrical wire burned
through its protective casing,

sparking flames that started
a fire in the basement.

- BARB, CAN I COME IN?
- OF COURSE YOU CAN.

HOW ARE THINGS
IN YOUR HOUSE?

FINE. YOURS?

IS THAT ALL
YOU WANT TO KNOW?

I WANT TO ASK YOU
SOMETHING.

I DON'T WANT
ANY DETAILS.

I DON'T WANT
ANY INFORMATION.

JUST ONE QUESTION AND I'LL
NEVER, EVER MENTION IT AGAIN.

IS IT OVER?

YES.

THANK YOU, BARB.

HE SLEEPS IN BACK.

OKAY, YOU WAIT HERE.

- BILL, I'M COMING--
- NO.

JUST ME AND HIM.

KEEP WATCH.

( door crashes open )

ROMAN GRANT?

WHO IS IT?

WHAT?
GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU STOOD ME UP.

- YOU GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS IS OUR BEDROOM!
- LEAVE US BE.

- HELP, HELP! SOMEONE'S
BROKEN IN!
- NO, SHH. QUIET! NO!

- HEY HEY HEY.
- HELP!

Adaleen: BILL?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HOW DARE YOU?
HOW DARE YOU?

AN OLD MAN AND
14 DEFENSELESS WOMEN?

LEAVE US BE, ADALEEN.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS SCREAM

AND A FATE WILL
BEFALL YOU

THAT YOU WILL NOT WISH
TO CONTEMPLATE.

GET HIM!

( women shouting )

HIS PRIVATES!
GET HIS PRIVATES!

( Bill screams )

STOP! STOP IT
OR I'LL KILL HIM!

NOW, LEAVE US BE.

YOU'RE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE, SON.

DON'T CALL ME "SON."

WHAT YOU DID TO MY FAMILY
WAS WRONG, ROMAN.

NOW I'M PREPARED
TO DO BUSINESS.

NOT ON EASTER.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S
YOUR PROPOSITION?

I'LL GIVE YOU THE 15% OF
THE SECOND STORE THAT WE'VE
BEEN FIGHTING OVER.

IT'LL BE AN OFF-THE-BOOKS
PAYMENT FROM ME.

15% OFF THE BOOKS.

NOTHING ON ANY
FUTURE STORES.

AND MY FAMILY COME HOME
TO THEIR PLACES.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

ROMAN, IT'S OVER.

THERE'S NO THINKING
LEFT TO BE DONE.

NOW YOU MAKE THIS DEAL,

OR THIS GUITAR
THAT YOU HOLD SO DEAR,

TRULY IS HISTORY.

YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

( snickers )
YOU LOOK WORSE.

- ( groans )
- ( chuckles )

( both laughing )

I'M GOING TO GO TELL MOM
SHE'S GOING HOME.

ALL RIGHT.

( yelping )

( scratching at door )

( knocks gently )

MOM?

HEY, SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU--

MMM.

( whispering )
GO.

- OW.
- SORRY.

- YOU OKAY?
- IT'S OKAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT GUITAR?

I BORROWED IT
FOR A BIT.

WHY?

THOUGHT I'D TAKE
SOME LESSONS.

I SETTLED WITH ROMAN.

OW.

OH.

( soft music plays )