All language subtitles for Big.Love.S01E06.Robertas.Funeral.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.x264-AJP69_track3_[eng]

( Nicki and Bill moaning )

- Nicki: I WANT
TO HAVE YOUR BABY.
- Bill:YEAH, YEAH.

I WANT TO HAVE
YOUR BABY.

GIVE ME A BOY, BILL.

COME ON, GIVE ME A BOY!

( both grunt )

WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE NAME NEWEL?

( chuckles )
I THINK IT SAYS,

"KICK ME AND TAKE
MY LUNCH MONEY."

WELL, THINK OF BOY NAMES.

WE SHOULD NAME HIM
AFTER YOU.

WE COULD DO THAT.

I'LL COME UP
WITH A LIST.

( knocks )
NICKI.

HI, HONEY.

DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE BACK.

HE'S BACK.

NICKI, UM,
MY GARBAGE DISPOSAL
BROKE AGAIN.

WHAT DO YOU PUT
DOWN THERE?

NOTHING.

( whispering )
WHY DO I ALWAYS
HAVE TO FIX EVERYTHING?

- MARGIE...
- YEAH?

...WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
BEN TAKE A LOOK AT IT?

- BUT DO NOT CALL
A PLUMBER.
- OKAY.

Bill:
I GOTTA GET BACK
TO THE OFFICE.

THANKS FOR COMING BY
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

NICKI, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO THANK ME.

I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

MMM.

- ( kissing continues )
-( Margene giggling )

( whispers )
I GOTTA GET.

Man:
TOOK A LONG TIME,
THOUGH, DIDN'T IT?

- Woman: YEAH.
- SHE'S A GOOD KID.

Woman:
SHE HELPED US
SO MANY TIMES.

Girl:
MY MOM MADE IT.

- Girl £2: SHE DID?
- YEAH.

IT'S GOOD. LET'S GO SEE
IF THERE'S ANY MORE.

- Woman: I WOULDN'T
LOOK AT HER.
- Woman £2: NO.

Franklin:
WHY, LOIS.

LOOK AT THIS.

THE PRODIGAL WIFE
RETURNETH.

COME BACK TO TAKE
YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE

WITH US, DID YA?

HELLO, LOIS.

THERE'S NOTHING SADDER
THAN THE PASSING

OF A BELOVED SISTERWIFE,
IS THERE?

WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?

CORNBREAD.

MMM. SWEET, SAVORY,

OR... STRYCHNINE?

MAY WE CONVERSE
IN PRIVATE?

THERE OUGHT NOT BE SECRETS
BETWEEN US, SISTER LOIS.

YOU KNOW THAT.

WHY DON'T YOU ALL FIX ME
SOMETHING TO EAT?

NO DESSERTS

AND NOT A LOT OF GREEN.

YES, MY DARLIN'?

CUT IT OUT, FRANK.

I'VE COME TO COLLECT
ON YOUR PROMISE TO ME.

IT'S MY TIME
TO BECOME FIRST WIFE.

( laughing )

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

YOU SAID
WHEN ROBERTA PASSED

WE'D BE LEGALLY WED.

AS SECOND WIFE,
I'M ENTITLED.

IT'S RIGHT, IT'S PROPER,

IT'S WHAT'S DUE ME,
AND I WANT IT.

PLEASE.

IT'S A PIECE OF PAPER

AND HALF AN HOUR
TO THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE

TO MAKE ME LEGAL.

I DON'T THINK SO.

NOT IF YOU WERE
TO PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD.

AND KNOWING YOU
AS WELL AS I DO,

I CAN SEE THAT

AS A VERY DISTINCT
POSSIBILITY.

FRANK...

YOU ARE SATAN HIMSELF.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE NICER TO ME

WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
HEY, LOIS,

DON'T FORGET
THE OLD CORNBREAD.

DON'T THINK THERE'S
MANY FOLKS HERE

THAT ARE GOING TO ACTUALLY
EAT ANY OF YOUR BISCUITS.

( sighs )

ROMAN GRANT, PLEASE.

BILL HENRICKSON.

IT'S ME, ROMAN.

I'D LIKE TO SIT DOWN
WITH YOU

AND SEE IF WE CAN'T
REACH AN AGREEMENT.

ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.
THAT'S RIGHT. I AM.

TOMORROW.

NICE SHOT.

LISTEN, I'M GONNA BE GONE
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS
FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

ROBERTA'S FUNERAL.

MOM SAID
YOU WEREN'T GOING.

WELL, I THOUGHT TWICE
AND CHANGED MY MIND.

ROBERTA WAS GOOD TO ME
GROWING UP.

ACT IN MY PLACE.

YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE
WHILE I'M GONE.

OKAY.

HELP OUT YOUR MOMS.

WATCH OVER THEM.
CALL ME IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING.

OH, AND WOULD YOU TAKE
A LOOK AT MARGENE'S
GARBAGE DISPOSAL?

- I THINK IT'S BUSTED.
- SURE THING.

LOVE YOU, BEN.

* MICHAEL,
ROW THE BOAT ASHORE *

- * PULL THE SHEET UP *
- ( liquid trickling )

- * MICHAEL, ROW THE BOAT-- *
- HEY, NICKI.

- YEAH?
- I'M MAKING THE SCHEDULE.

- HI SWEETIE.
- Raymond: I'M HERE TOO.

OH, HI HONEY,
I DIDN'T SEE YOU.

I'M RIGHT HERE.

BOYS, WHY DON'T YOU
GO VISIT WITH TEENIE?

( toilet flushes )

WHAT ABOUT THE SCHEDULE?

I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU COULD LOOK
AT YOUR CALENDAR

AND GIVE ME
AN ESTIMATE
OF YOUR CYCLE.

- MY "CYCLE" CYCLE?
- MM-HMM.

IF YOU HAVE A ROUGH IDEA
WHEN YOU'RE OVULATING

I CAN SCHEDULE YOU
AND BILL FOR THOSE DAYS.

WHY DON'T WE JUST DO IT
LIKE WE USED TO--

KEEP TO THE SCHEDULE
AND GIVE HIM TO ME
IN ADDITION

- ON AN AS-NEEDED BASIS.
- WELL, OF COURSE, IT'S NOT
AN EXACT SCIENCE,

BUT IF WE COULD
WORK OUT A BALLPARK GUESS,
IT'D BE MUCH MORE EFFICIENT.

BUT THE CHANCES
OF GETTING PREGNANT
ARE MUCH BETTER

IF I CAN MONITOR
MY TEMPERATURE.

I CAN'T DO THAT
IN ADVANCE.

YES, BUT YOU ONLY OVULATE
TWO DAYS A MONTH.

YOU'RE SO PERSISTENT.

SORRY, I GUESS
I'M IN ORGANIZATIONAL
OVERDRIVE TODAY.

YEAH, YOU DO THAT
WHEN BILL GOES AWAY.

OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

I'LL JUST LEAVE IT WITH YOU.
GET IT BACK TO ME
WHEN YOU CAN,

BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'LL NEED IT BEFORE
NEXT WEEK.

SO, I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO TELL YOU...

I WAS WRONG ABOUT BILL.

WRONG? HOW?

HE'S NOT SEEING
A FOURTH.

OH, I NEVER
THOUGHT HE WAS.

WHAT GAVE YOU
THAT IDEA ANYWAY?

OH, LITTLE THINGS.

HE WASN'T
WHERE HE SAID HE'D BE,

LEAVING THE HOUSE
AT ODD HOURS...

BUT IT TURNS OUT
I JUST HAD MY SIGNALS
CROSSED.

WELL, THAT'S EASY TO DO.

SAYING HELLO
TO MY MOTHER,

IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT
WITH YOU.

( chuckles )
OH MY WORD.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

THOUGHT I'D COME UP
TO SEE YOU.

LOOKY HERE.

IT'S SMALL ENOUGH
SO YOU CAN TAKE IT
TO WORK WITH YOU.

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE,
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?

YOU KNOW, WE NEED
TO LOOK INTO GETTING YOU
A LITTLE SATELLITE DISH.

OH, I DON'T NEED
ANYTHING FANCY.

BUT... YOU DROVE

ALL THE WAY UP HERE
JUST TO GIVE ME THIS?

MOSTLY. I WANTED
TO BRING IT TO YOU.

I FIGURED
I'D STAY WITH JOEY

AND GO TO ROBERTA'S
FUNERAL TOO.

WHAT FOR?

IT'S THE RIGHT THING
TO DO.

( harrumphs )

LET YOUR FATHER
WALK ALL OVER HER.

NEVER A WORD AGAINST HIM,
NO MATTER WHAT HORRIBLE
THING HE DID.

JUST LAY DOWN AND
LET HIM WIPE HIS FEET
ON HER BACK.

MOTHER, YOU TAUGHT US
TO LOVE HER.

YOU'LL HAVE
TO SET THAT UP FOR ME.

YOU JUST PLUG IT IN.

RO-BER-TA.

YOUR FATHER HAS TAKEN
THIS SAD OCCASION

TO ONCE MORE SHAME ME
AND OUR ENTIRE FAMILY.

WHAT NOW?

I WANTED TO FINALLY MAKE
YOU AND JOEY

AND YOUR POOR SISTER
LEGITIMATE,

BUT HE REFUSES TO MAKE ME
HIS LEGAL WIFE.

COME ON, MOM.

"COME ON" WHAT?

YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE ME
LEGITIMATE, OR JOEY.

AND MAGGIE'S GONE,
BUT SHE WOULDN'T HAVE
CARED EITHER.

WELL...

IT'S NOT JUST THAT.

I SUPPOSE I--

I SUPPOSE I THOUGHT
I'D FINALLY HAVE
SOME PROTECTION.

I DON'T OWN A THING.

THIS HOUSE
AND THE GAS STATION--

PRIESTHOOD COUNCIL
OWNS IT ALL.

I JUST WANTED SOMETHING
TO FALL BACK ON,

BUT, WELL...

I'M JUST OUT HERE.

DIDN'T USED
TO BE THAT WAY.

I KNOW.

YOUR GRANDFATHER
WAS A GREAT MAN,

A TRUE PROPHET.

THIS ISN'T THE LIFE
THAT WAS INTENDED FOR ME

OR YOU OR JOEY.

IT'S OKAY.

I'M DOING FINE, MA.

I KNOW YOU ARE.

IT'S THE REST OF US
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT KEEPS BREAKING.

DID YOU PUT
SOMETHING DOWN HERE
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO?

- LIKE WHAT?
- LIKE METAL?

WHY WOULD I PUT
METAL DOWN THE SINK?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T THINK I DID.

( garbage disposal buzzes )

AT LEAST
THIS TIME IT DRAINS,
BUT THE BLADES WON'T TURN.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.

YOUR FATHER SAID
WE COULD NOT CALL
A PLUMBER.

I KNOW.

DO YOU THINK
HE'S A CHEAPSKATE?

UM, I BELIEVE
THE WORD IS THRIFTY.

IS THAT WHAT THE WORD IS?
IS THE WORD "THRIFTY"?

- SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
- "THRIFTY, THE WORD
IS THRIFTY."

- DON'T BE STUPID,
YOU MORON.
- YOU MORON!

- GIVE IT BACK.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN--

( gasps )

But today, take a look
at how the water has
pushed back.

It's not even close to us.
It's way out...

HEY, NICKI.

- NICKI.
- YEAH?

COULD YOU TAKE
A LOOK AT MARGENE'S
GARBAGE DISPOSAL?

I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.

- Joey: ANYWAY, COME ON IN.
- Ben: YEAH...

Joey:
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
ONCE WE FINISH FIXING IT UP.

Wanda:
IT JUST NEEDS
A BIT MORE ELBOW GREASE.

WE'RE GONNA ADD ON,
MAKE MORE ROOM
FOR THE BABY.

- I THINK YOU DID
A REAL NICE JOB.
- HERE, SORRY,

LET ME GET YOUR STUFF.
YOU'LL SLEEP HERE.

SUPER.

- I'M NOT PUTTING
YOU OUT, AM I?
- NO NO NO.

SO WHAT,
YOU'RE GOING TO SEE ROMAN
WHILE YOU'RE HERE?

NAH. I JUST WANTED

TO PAY RESPECTS
TO ROBERTA.

WELL, YOU KNOW
I CAN GO WITH YOU, BILL,
IF YOU WANT.

NO, I'M FINE.

I WANT TO BE
ABSOLUTELY SURE

THAT YOU HAD
NO PART IN ANY
OF THESE LAND SALES

THAT ARE PENDING
IN THE LAWSUIT
AGAINST ROMAN.

- I'M CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
- GOOD.

HUH?

I REMEMBER THESE.

JUST DON'T DO
ANYTHING STUPID, BILL.
OKAY?

ME? I'M THE SMARTEST
GUY YOU KNOW.

WHO WANTS
SOME CHEESY TOAST?

( dogs barking,
children playing )

( knocks )

( typewriter keys clicking )

( rings doorbell )

WHAT? OH, BILL.

HELLO. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

I CAME FOR THE FUNERAL.

OF COURSE YOU DID.
HOW NICE.

NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.

I WAS HOPING TO HAVE
A WORD WITH ROMAN.

OH, THE PROPHET'S
NOT HEARING ANY REQUESTS
TONIGHT.

WE'RE CLOSED.
SORRY.

I SPOKE TO HIM
THIS MORNING.

WE AGREED TO MEET TOMORROW.
MAYBE YOU COULD FIT US IN.

I CAN TELL YOU
HE'S BOOKED SOLID
TOMORROW.

IT'S IMPORTANT.

( whispering )

( door slams )

HE'LL SEE YOU AT 10:00
TOMORROW MORNING.
PLEASE BE PROMPT.

- I ALWAYS AM.
- I KNOW YOU ARE, DEAR.

- HEY, BILL.
- WANDA,

WHATCHA DOIN'?

CAULKING.

SAY, HOW'S JOEY DOING?

GOOD SO FAR.
HE'S BEEN SOBER
FOR SEVEN MONTHS,

AND EVERYONE SAYS
THE FIRST YEAR IS
THE REAL TEST,

SO WE'RE OVER
HALFWAY THERE.

- ( car horn honks )
- Franklin:COME ON!

OH NO, I'M NOT
SEEING HIM.

DON'T MAKE JOEY
BE ALONE WITH HIM.

LET'S GO.
GET YOUR BROTHER.

( program
playing on TV )

SO...

WHAT?

( whispering )
I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR.

- WITH WHO?
- BILL.

- YOUR HUSBAND BILL?
- SHH.

YES. YES.
( chuckles )

ALL RIGHT.

AT FIRST,
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT WAS HAPPENING,

BUT WE STARTED
MEETING IN MOTELS.

I DON'T LIKE
THE SNEAKING AROUND.

ACTUALLY, I LOVE
THE SNEAKING AROUND.

IT IS SO EXCITING.

- WHAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS I'M JUST
SURPRISED IS ALL.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
TO COME OF THIS?

WELL, I'M NOT ACTUALLY
THINKING OF WHAT'S GOING
TO COME OF IT.

- I'M JUST ENJOYING IT.
- ( Ben laughing )

I THOUGHT YOU'D
FIND IT... AMUSING.

I JUST-- I THINK--

NO, I GUESS
I JUST THOUGHT

THAT IF ANYONE ELSE
COULD RELATE TO THIS,
YOU COULD.

I UNDERSTAND

THAT IT'S DIFFICULT
SOMETIMES

TO FEEL SPECIAL
IN YOUR MARRIAGE,

BUT THIS IS
KIND OF DANGEROUS,
DON'T YOU THINK?

I THINK YOU'RE
OVERDRAMATIZING.

WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT
DON TO DO IT TO ME.

LOOK, YOU LOVE BILL,

BUT SO DO
THE TWO OTHER WOMEN
WHO ARE MARRIED TO HIM

AND THEIR FOUR CHILDREN,
WHO ARE YOUR CHILDREN TOO.

I THINK THERE IS
MORE TO IT THAN THAT.

IT'S COMPLICATED.

IT IS, OF COURSE.

LOOK, BARB,
I JUST DON'T WANT
TO SEE YOU GETTING HURT.

HE'S NOT GOING
TO LEAVE HIS WIVES.

( program continues on TV )

GUESS YOU HEARD
YOUR MOTHER SHOT
MY TIRES OUT.

NO, I DIDN'T
HEAR THAT.

BRAND NEW RADIALS.
WHAT TIME YOU GOT?

7:40.

CLOSE AT 9:00.

SHOT EVERY SINGLE ONE
OF THEM. RADIALS!

SHE SAID YOU THREATENED
TO KILL HER.

NO, YOU SAID
SHE TRIED TO KILL ME.

NO, I DID NOT
EXPLICITLY SAY THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU,
A LAWYER?

I EXPLICITLY ENDURED

14 SHOTS OF DIMERCAPORAL
IN MY STOMACH

AND SHE HAS THE AUDACITY
TO ASK ME

TO MAKE HER FIRST WIFE?

LET ME TELL
YOU TWO GUYS SOMETHING:

I WILL NEVER
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
LET THAT WOMAN HAVE

ONE SLIVER
OF CONTENTMENT!

NOT IF I CAN
HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT,

AND IT THIS CASE
I DO HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH IT.

IT'S GOOD
YOU CAME DOWN, BILL,

PAID YOUR
RESPECTS TO ROBERTA.
THAT WAS GOOD.

SHE DID A LOT
FOR YOU, BILL.

SHE GOT YOU
TO STOP STUTTERING.

( laughs )

I DON'T KNOW
HOW SHE EVER DID THAT.

YOU WERE ONE WACKY KID.

YOU REMEMBER, JOEY,

HOW HE USED
TO GET UP THERE
TO GIVE TESTIMONY.

YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD?
THAT'S ENOUGH.

HE USED TO GET UP...
( clears throat )

CLEAR HIS THROAT,
AND HE'D OPEN HIS MOUTH--

"B-DAH B-DAH B-DAH
B-DAH B-DAH"
(laughs)

HE SOUNDED
LIKE PORKY PIG.

IT WAS FUNNY.

YOU GUYS.

YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS
TOLD EVERYBODY

THAT SHE MARRIED
BENEATH HER.

YEAH?

WELL, LOOKY NOW.

I'M ON
THE PRIESTHOOD COUNCIL...

AND SHE IS
A TRAIN WRECK.

( insects chirping,
dogs barking )

HI.

- I HAVE
A LITTLE PROJECT.
- OH.

( music playing over P.A. )

COME ON, JOEY.
STOP DAWDLING.

YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE
STILL ON THOSE PILLS,

WALKING AROUND IN A FOG
HALF THE TIME.

I WAS GOING
TO GET SOME OIL.

CALM DOWN.
HE'S DOING YOU A FAVOR.

YOU SHOULD BE
THANKING HIM.

NO, HE SHOULD BE
THANKING ME.

I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU STAND HIM.

I TRY NOT TO SPEND
MUCH TIME WITH HIM IS ALL.

- YEAH.
- HURRY UP.

- IT'S KIND OF FANCY THOUGH.
- GOOD CRAFTSMANSHIP.

HERE SHE IS.

THIS IS IT.

279.99.

DAD, MAYBE THAT ONE'S
NOT IN STOCK, OR--

NOT IN STOCK?
THIS ONE.

THIS IS THE ONE.

IT'S MADE OUT OF
PARTICLE BOARD AND FELT.

AND IT'S GOT
A BROKEN HANDLE.

THEY'LL GIVE US
A DISCOUNT.

GET THE TRUCK, JOEY.
WE'LL LOAD IT UP.
LET'S GO.

WHOA, WHOA.
WE SHOULD GET HER
SOMETHING NICER.

MAYBE THIS CHERRY ONE.

ROBERTA WAS
A SIMPLE WOMAN.

SHE'D HAVE NEVER GONE
FOR A FANCY COFFIN.

IF YOU'D HAVE BOTHERED
TO SPEND TIME WITH HER,

YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT.

YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE
SOMETHING NICE FOR HER
WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE.

BUT IF IT MEANS
THAT MUCH TO YOU,

YOU CAN BUY
THE CHEAPER ONE.

PAUL BUNYAN,
RUN THE MAN'S CREDIT CARD.

WE'RE DONE HERE.

COME ON, JOEY.
GET THE TRUCK.
LET'S GO.

The nurses are trying
to kill me.

Nobody's trying
to kill you, babe.

Margene:
THIS IS MUCH SADDER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

I MEAN,
"LOVE ACTUALLY."

I THOUGHT IT MEANT
ACTUALLY LOVE, YOU KNOW?

I GUESS HE'S
A SCHIZOPHRENIC, RIGHT?
ISN'T HE?

MMM. I THINK SO.

Don't do that,
my darling.

OH, NO THANKS, SWEETIE.
I HAVE DIVERTICULITIS.

OH, SORRY.
WHAT CAUSES THAT?

STRESS MOSTLY.
AND NUTS.

STRESS CAUSES EVERYTHING.

YOU DON'T MIND THIS,
DO YOU?

- I HAVE TO FINISH IT
BY TOMORROW.
-MMM, NO.

- IS IT FOR CHARITY?
- RELIEF SOCIETY.
WE'RE TOY-BOMBING AFRICA.

HELPING THOSE IN NEED
FEELS SO GOOD.

SOMETIMES I THINK
I'M DOWNRIGHT SELFISH.

WHAT'S THE STORY
WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR,

THE BLONDE ONE, NICKI?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

DON'T YOU FIND HER
A LITTLE STRANGE,
STANDOFFISH?

I WAVE--
SHE DOESN'T WAVE BACK;

THE WAY SHE DRESSES.
WHAT'S SHE LIKE?

- SHE'S SHY.
- WHAT ELSE?

THAT'S IT.

( chuckling )

( door opens )

YOU SCARED ME. KNOCK!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT?

YOU HAD THE NEIGHBOR
LADY HERE.

SO? HER NAME'S PAM.

DO YOU THINK
BECAUSE MY DAD'S AWAY
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

YOU KNOW
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
ABOUT WHO YOU HAVE OVER.

- YOU JUST DISREGARD THAT
AND WHO THAT AFFECTS?
- NO. GOD!

- DON'T SAY THAT!
- STOP YELLING AT ME!

I JUST THINK YOU'RE BEING
DISRESPECTFUL.

WELL, I JUST
WANTED TO WATCH

A FUCKING
ROMANTIC COMEDY, BEN!

PLEASE DON'T TELL
YOUR DAD I SAID THAT.

I WON'T.

WHY WOULD YOU
EVEN THINK THAT?

'CAUSE YOU'RE BEING
SO JOE BOSSY.

I'M JUST TRYING
TO PROTECT THE FAMILY.

DON'T BE MAD AT ME.

NO, I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.

ARE YOU UNHAPPY?

( crying )
NO. I JUST--

IT'S JUST SO HARD
HAVING TO BE SO CAUTIOUS

ABOUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY
ALL THE TIME.

I'M NOT USED TO IT.
SHE AND I HIT IT OFF.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

HOW MUCH OF MY DAY
I SPEND ALONE.

YOU JUST NEED A PLACE
TO GO THAT'S NEUTRAL,

LIKE A CLASS OR SOMETHING,
WHERE YOU CAN MEET PEOPLE.

YOU JUST-- YOU CAN'T
INVITE THEM OVER.

IS IT HARD FOR YOU?

IT WAS AT FIRST,
BUT NOW IT'S NOT.

I JUST KEEP THINGS
SEPARATE.

YOU NEVER COMPLAIN.

YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, BEN.

THANKS.

( Wanda and Joey giggling )

Wanda: STOP.

- Joey: ALL RIGHT?
- Wanda:YEAH, OKAY.

( Wanda and Joey moan )

Wanda:
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
KISS ME AGAIN.

( continue whispering,
giggling )

( phone ringing )

- HELLO.
- Bill: What are
you doing?

I'M SEWING A BUTTON
ON YOUR SHIRT.

NO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH.

I'M... TAKING
MY BLOUSE OFF.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- Taking my pants off.

NO, I'M TAKING
YOUR PANTS OFF.

MMM.

...VERY VERY CLEARLY.
I MEAN, ENUNCIATE.

YOU KNOW THE MEANING
OF EACH WORD NOW, RIGHT?

( knocks )

BILL, COME IN.

RHONDA'S RECITING.

GO AHEAD, RHONDA.

QUOTE.

"THE DAY CAME SLOW,
TILL FIVE O'CLOCK

THEN SPRANG
BEFORE THE HILLS

LIKE HINDERED RUBIES,
OR THE LIGHT

A SUDDEN MUSKET SPILLS

THE PURPLE COULD NOT
KEEP THE EAST.

THE SUNRISE SHOOK
FROM FOLD,

LIKE BREADTHS OF TOPAZ,
PACKED A NIGHT,

THE LADY JUST UNROLLED."

END QUOTE.

- BEAUTIFUL.
- REALLY SUPER.

POEM 572.
EMILY DICKINSON.

SHE KNOWS HER TREASURY.

NOW, WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?

I'D LIKE
TO SETTLE OUR DISPUTE
ONCE AND FOR ALL,

JUST SQUARE EVERYTHING UP.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

OH, SHAME ON YOU, BILL.

THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE
FOR EVERYTHING.

WE'RE BEREAVING THE LOSS
OF DEAR ROBERTA.

YOU AGREED
TO DISCUSS IT YESTERDAY.

I'M NOT TALKING
BUSINESS NOW, BILL.

RHONDA, RECITE ANOTHER.

BUT--

"THE BURIAL OF MOSES."

"BY NEBO'S
LONELY MOUNTAIN,

ON THIS SIDE
JORDAN'S WAVE,

IN A VALE
IN THE LAND OF MOAB,

- THERE LIES
A LONELY GRAVE"--
- EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE US, DARLING.

GOODBYE, BILL.

I PROPOSE
A CASH SETTLEMENT.

DO YOU HAVE
A FIGURE IN MIND
OR AM I SUPPOSED TO GUESS?

A SETTLEMENT COMPOSED
OF TWO PARTS:

THE FIRST--
$50,000 IN CASH...

- ( chuckles )
- ...THE SECOND PART--

YOUR REAL ESTATE VENTURES,
HOW ARE THEY DOING?

THEY'RE NOT GERMANE

TO THIS CONVERSATION.

THE DESERET PROPERTIES
LAWSUIT?

UH, WHAT'S THAT?

I THINK YOU KNOW.

WELL, I MAY BE
THE PROPHET,

BUT I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

OH, WE SHOULD
ASK YOUR SON ALBY.

RIGHT NOW IT'S A SMALL
PRIVATE LAWSUIT

IN SANPETE COUNTY--
QUIET, CONTAINED.

THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S
OFFICE TELLS ME

THAT THEY WOULD JUST LOVE
TO USE IT FOR THE BASE

OF A BROADER INVESTIGATION
INTO FRAUD AND THE U.E.B.--

SUBPOENAS, INVESTIGATORS,
AUDITORS.

THEY'RE WAITING
FOR MY CALL...

- AND THIS INFORMATION.
- ( thumps )

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

YOU'RE BLACKMAILING ME?

THE INITIAL LOAN
HAS BEEN REPAID, ROMAN,

IN FULL AND THEN SOME.

I'M OFFERING
THE SUM OF 50,000.

YOU GIVE ME
A GENERAL RELEASE

AND STOP THE HARASSMENT.

I'VE GIVEN YOU
THE COURTESY OF LISTENING
TO YOUR PROPOSAL.

DO ME THE KINDNESS
OF LEAVING NOW.

GOOD OFFER.
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT.

AND A MESSAGE
FOR YOUR SON--

TELL HIM HE HAD
BETTER NEVER EVER

COME NEAR MY HOMES
OR MY BUSINESSES AGAIN.

GET OUT OF HERE.

( cooing )
SHE SAYS THE BLADES
ARE WRECKED.

- ( coos )
- SHE SAYS SOMEONE'S
BEEN BAD.

- ( baby laughs )
- YES.

( mimics Margene )
BECAUSE SOMEONE PUT
A CAN DOWN THERE.

- IT WASN'T ME.
- IT NEEDS A WHOLE NEW UNIT.

WELL, BARB CAN GET ONE
AT THE STORE.

- WELL, BARB'S NOT HERE.
- TALK TO HER WHEN
SHE GETS BACK.

- ( baby coos )
- MM-HMM.

THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
AN EFFICIENT SYSTEM.

DO YOU THINK
SHE'S HAPPY FOR ME...

ABOUT THE BABY?

OF COURSE.
SHE LOVES BABIES.

SOMETIMES I THINK
SHE WISHES MY BOYS
WERE HERS.

SOMETIMES I THINK
THEY WISH THE SAME THING.

OH, HA HA.

I'LL GO GET
YOUR NEW DISPOSAL.

WAIT, NICKI,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

WELL, DO YOU WANT IT
FIXED OR NOT?

( organ music playing quietly )

- Man: BROTHER.
- THANK YOU.

- COME ON, MOM.
- I HAVE NO BUSINESS HERE.

I'M GONNA BE
PUBLICLY HUMILIATED.

NOBODY WILL BE
HUMILIATED.

TODAY WE'RE ALL JUST FAMILY.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JOEY?

THAT'S RIGHT.

- "FAMILY."
- Joey: HOW ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

I GAVE MY LIFE
TO THEM, AND THEY--

- THEY ALL HATE ME.
- COME ON, TAKE MY ARM.

- ( Lois sniffs )
- WE'RE HERE FOR YOU,
JOEY AND WANDA AND ME.

WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?

OH, WATCH IT THERE,
FUMBLES.

23, 42, 31, HIKE!

"I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
I-- OH."

COME ON, WANDA.

PROGRAM.

PROGRAM.

Adaleen:
PROGRAMS.

- MOTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- UM, NOT THERE.

- NO, THIS IS
WHERE THE FAMILY SITS.
- THEY'VE ASKED ME NOT TO.

- WELL, TOO BAD. COME ON.
- DON'T MAKE A FUSS.

- JOEY, HELP ME OUT HERE.
- NO ONE WANTS ME,
AND I DON'T CARE.

- MOTHER--
- I DON'T CARE.

- COME ON, LOIS.
- Bill: WELL--

- ( sighs )
- LET'S JUST SIT DOWN.

- WELL, UH--
- Joey: BILL.

THANK YOU.
BYE-BYE.

AND HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

- FIND EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- YES, THANKS.

I GET AN EMPLOYEE FAMILY
DISCOUNT ON THIS?

MAY I HAVE YOUR
EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT
CARD, PLEASE?

I DON'T HAVE MY CARD WITH ME,
BUT IT'S UNDER THE NAME
BARBARA HENRICKSON.

I'M SORRY, MA'AM,
BUT YOU CAN'T GET
THE DISCOUNT

WITHOUT THE CARD.
THAT'S THE POLICY.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL UPSTAIRS,
BECAUSE I DEFINITELY GET
A DISCOUNT.

IT'S UNDER
BARBARA HENRICKSON,

AS IN
"HENRICKSON HOME PLUS."

OKAY, BUT YOUR
CREDIT CARD HERE SAYS
"NICOLETTE GRANT."

IF YOU CALL
UPSTAIRS TO DON EMBRY,
HE'LL VOUCH FOR ME.

BUT I HAVE NO WAY
OF GIVING YOU
THE DISCOUNT

- WITHOUT THE DISCOUNT CARD.
- YOU'VE SAID THAT 50 TIMES.

YOU KEEP
REPEATING YOURSELF.

BUT IF YOU PICK UP
YOUR PHONE--

PICK IT UP.

JUST PICK UP THE PHONE.

Man over P.A.:
Hey, shoppers,
who's up for barbecue?

Grill and grill accessories
are now 20% off.

- Hey, someone save me
a burger.
- ( beeps )

UH, MANAGER TO LANE SIX.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- MANAGER TO LANE SIX.
- PLEASE STOP THAT.

I HAVE A "HOLD CARD"
INSTRUCTION FROM YOUR
CREDIT CARD COMPANY.

I NEED A MANAGER.

- GIVE ME MY CARD BACK.
- I CAN'T DO THAT.

- Wendy: IS THERE A PROBLEM?
- UM, IT SAYS "HOLD CARD,"

AND SHE SAYS
THAT SHE'S ENTITLED

TO BARBARA HENRICKSON'S
FAMILY DISCOUNT.

- MR. HENRICKSON'S WIFE?
- CORRECT.

I-- I'M SORRY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE NOT
BARBARA HENRICKSON.

NO. HOWEVER,
BARBARA HENRICKSON ASKED ME

TO PURCHASE THIS DISPOSAL
FOR HER FAMILY.

I SEE.

SO ARE YOU A RELATIVE
OF THE HENRICKSONS?

I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO DON EMBRY NOW, PLEASE.

OR TO PEG.

HE'S NOT HERE TODAY.

MA'AM, IF YOU COULD
COME WITH ME,

- I'M SURE WE CAN
WORK SOMETHING OUT.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.

( sighs )

AND I SHALL
CALL YOU "WIFE"

THROUGH THE VEIL...

IN THE CELESTIAL KINGDOM...

BY THE NAME...

KNOWN ONLY TO ME.

AND I'LL PULL YOU THROUGH
TO BE REUNITED WITH ME...

FOR ALL ETERNITY.

HOW CAN I EVER BE
WORTHY OF YOU...

- ( zipper squeals )
- ...ROBERTA?

( rustling )

( whispers )
MOTHER, MOTHER.

( Franklin sighs )
AS ALL OF YOU HAVE
ATTESTED TODAY...

Woman:
OH MY GOD.

...LOYALTY,

- HUMILITY...
- ( slurping )

...KINDNESS,

LOVE OF GOD

- AND LOVE OF FAMILY--
-( slurping continues )

ROBERTA.

I CAN'T IMAGINE

- A BETTER FIRST WIFE...
- ( zipper squeals )

...OR A BETTER SISTERWIFE.

- ( rustles )
- LORD KNOWS I CAN'T.

( slurps louder )

BUT I KNOW

SHE'S GONNA BE
SMILING DOWN...

WHEN DEAR NITA HERE...

TAKES HER PLACE

BY MY SIDE...

- AS FIRST WIFE.
- OH.

( autoharp playing )

( singing )

Bill:
IT'S OKAY.

- ( sobbing )
- Bill: MOM, IT'S OKAY--

I WANNA TALK TO YOU.

- UH, I'M A LITTLE BUSY.
- SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

( Rhonda continues singing )

JUST WHAT THE HECK
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

I'M TRYING
TO BURY MY WIFE,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.

- HOW MUCH?
- HOW MUCH WHAT?

HOW MUCH
TO STOP HUMILIATING
AND SHUNNING MY MOTHER

AND MAKE HER
YOUR FIRST WIFE
ONCE AND FOR ALL?

I CAN'T DO THAT
TO NITA.

- 15,000.
- ( harrumphs )

NOT $15,000.

WELL, I'M CERTAINLY
NOT DOING IT FOR LESS
THAN 10.

- THREE.
- 10.

I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE.
HOW'S YOUR ROOF?

- LEAKS.
- I'LL THROW IN
ROOFING TILES.

- HOW MANY?
- AS MANY AS YOU NEED.

YOU REALLY LIKE
THAT WOMAN THAT MUCH?

I NEED TAR.

THROW IN THE TAR
AND WE GOT A DEAL.

( snickers )
I'LL CUT THE CHECK

AND SEND THE SUPPLIES

JUST AS SOON
AS YOU SHOW ME
THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.

( Rhonda continues singing )

BLESS YOU.

GOD WILL HAVE
A HUMBLE PEOPLE.

EITHER WE CAN CHOOSE
TO BE HUMBLE

OR WE CAN BE COMPELLED.

YOU'LL HAVE AN ANSWER
TO YOUR PROPOSAL

SOON.

Wendy:
I AM SO SORRY,
MRS. HENRICKSON,

TO HAVE HAD YOU COME
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE,

BUT FIRST SHE SAID
SHE WAS YOUR SISTER,

THEN SHE SAID
SHE WAS YOUR NEIGHBOR,
AND I THOUGHT,

"THIS SOUNDS LIKE
IDENTITY THEFT TO ME."

- ( whispers )
EXCUSE ME.
- OH...

- IF I HAD JUST
GIVEN HER THE CARD.
- YOU MEAN YOUR SISTER?

BUT I WAS
IN SUCH A HURRY
THIS MORNING,

IT JUST...
SLIPPED MY MIND.

SALLY, CAN YOU SCAN THIS
FOR MRS. HENRICKSON?

YOU KNOW, MR. HENRICKSON
IS SUPER STRICT

ABOUT FAMILY MEMBERS
PRESENTING THE ACTUAL
DISCOUNT CARD,

BECAUSE OTHERWISE,
YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY'S SISTER

OR SOMEBODY'S NEIGHBOR
OR SOMETHING

COULD SAY,
"OH, I'M RELATED
TO SO-AND-SO.

- I GET 20% OFF TOO."
- ( laughs )

I UNDERSTAND.
THANK YOU.

OH, WENDY--
WENDY HUNT.

Woman over P.A.:
Attention Home Plus shoppers:

We have six-foot knapsacks
for 10.99.

HERE YOU GO.

T IN.

NICKI, JUST GET
IN THE CAR.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU JUST DIDN'T
ASK ME.

BECAUSE I DO NOT
WANT TO HAVE TO ASK YOUR
PERMISSION FOR EVERYTHING!

EVERY SINGLE THING I DO!

- DON'T BREAK
MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
- ( thumps )

Woman:
Welcome to Checkers.
May I take your order?

CAN I GET TWO
STRAWBERRY SHAKES,
PLEASE?

Will that be all?

- DO YOU WANT
ANYTHING ELSE?
- NO.

FRIES.

A MEDIUM FRIES,
PLEASE.

I'M TRYING, NICKI.

I'M REALLY TRYING.

Your total is $5.03.

WOULD YOU LIKE KETCHUP?

OF COURSE WE WANT KETCHUP.
THEY'RE FRIES.

Barb:
DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON HER.

IT WAS A STUPID QUESTION.

( slurping )

I AM SO TIRED
OF YOU GOADING ME.

SORRY, MRS. HENRICKSON.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

WHY DO YOU WANT
TO CONTROL THE SCHEDULE?

I'M TRYING
TO HAVE A BABY.

I-- I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE EASIER.

WELL, YOU NEVER ONCE
DID THAT BEFORE.

YOU ALWAYS LOVED IT
WHEN WE WERE GETTING
PREGNANT.

AND I LOVE IT NOW.

OH, TELL THE TRUTH.

- YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO HAVE THE BABY.
- ( harrumphs )

- THAT'S NUTS.
- I'M NOT NUTS!

I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE NUTS.
I SAID THIS IS NUTS.

I'M DOING IT TO BRING
THE FAMILY CLOSER TOGETHER.

WELL, I'M PART
OF THIS FAMILY,

AND YOU SEEM TO HAVE
A LOT OF COMPLAINTS.

- ABOUT WHAT?
- ABOUT ME, NICKI.

ABOUT EVERYTHING I DO.
ABOUT MY RESPONSIBILITIES.

WELL, TRY BEING SECOND WIFE.
YOU JUST SAW WHAT HAPPENED.

DO YOU EVER CONSIDER
I HAVE NO PUBLIC LIFE
WITH BILL,

AND YOU CONTROL EVERYTHING?

WELL, I'M... SORRY
I DIDN'T DIE.

OH, SHUT UP.

AND HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TO ME

- WHEN I'M THE ONE
THAT TOOK CARE OF YOU.
- I KNOW THAT.

IT'S LIKE YOU FORGET.

I WATCHED YOU
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING.

I PRAYED
FOR YOU TO GET BETTER.

I DON'T SEE
HOW YOU COULD SAY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME.

LISTEN TO ME.

I WILL NEVER FORGET
WHAT YOU DID FOR ME.

I WILL NEVER FORGET IT.

WHAT?

I WANT YOU
TO HAVE THE BABY.

I WANTED TO HAVE
A GIRL FOR YOU.

( slurping )

( country song playing )

( phone ringing )

- BILL HERE.
- Lois: You left in a hurry.

I JUST WANTED
TO GET ON THE ROAD.

WELL, I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU

THAT YOUR FATHER
HAD A CHANGE OF HEART.

- About what?
- ( giggling )

WE'RE GONNA BE
LEGALLY MARRIED!

( chuckles )
CONGRATULATIONS.

NO GIFTS, PLEASE!
( laughs )

- ARE YOU HAPPY?
- OH, WELL, YOU KNOW ME.

I HAVE A NATURALLY
CHEERFUL COUNTENANCE.

BUT ANYWAY,
I JUST-- I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW.

WE WON'T BE MOVING IN
TOGETHER, WHICH MEANS

WE'LL PROBABLY GET ALONG
A LITTLE BETTER,

But it won't matter
anyway.

HE WON'T BE AROUND
MUCH LONGER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

OH, JUST THAT

HE'S NOT GETTING
ANY YOUNGER IS ALL.

DON'T YOU GO TELLING HIM
I SAID THAT.

NO, I WON'T.

Anyway,
we'll be just fine.

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
THE GOOD NEWS.

( piano scales playing )

Sarah:
MARGIE, I THINK
HE'S HUNGRY.

- YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT--
- Wayne: DAD, DAD.

- Bill: HEY, EVERYBODY.
- YOUR FATHER'S HOME.

DADDY!

HEY, BUDDY.
YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY
WITH YOUR MOMMIES?

YOUR DAD'S HOME.

HEY, PULL UP A CHAIR.

LOOKS LIKE
IT'S CLOUDING OVER.

DAD?

WHAT IS IT?

DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD HAVE
MORE THAN ONE WIFE?

I MEAN, DO YOU WANT ME
TO LIVE THE PRINCIPLE
WHEN I'M READY?

IS IT SOMETHING
YOU FEEL YOU WANT?

I DON'T KNOW.
I HADN'T REALLY
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I JUST WANTED TO KNOW
IF YOU HAD PLANNED IT
FOR ME.

PLURAL MARRIAGE
IS A TREMENDOUS
RESPONSIBILITY, BEN,

AND IT CAN BE
TERRIBLY ABUSED.
IT'S NOT FOR EVERY MAN.

GOD CALLS US TO IT,
AND WE HAVE TO ANSWER
WITH FORTITUDE.

BUT IF YOU'RE ASKING ME--
DO I THINK YOU'RE CAPABLE?

YES, I DO.

I THINK I'VE HAD AN IDEA,

LIKE--

LIKE, THAT I COULD
BE GOOD AT IT.

THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.

YOU HAVE A BIG HEART, SON.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE KEEP
AN EYE ON IT?

GET SOME SLEEP.

( country music playing )

( music continues )