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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:45,206 ( phone ringing ) -( typing ) 2 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,321 - Man: Uptown Pharmacy. Can I help you? - HI, I'M CALLING 3 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,456 FOR A REFILL. HENRICKSON, WILLIAM. 4 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,092 - HOLD ON JUST ONE SEC. - ( keypad clacking ) 5 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,428 ( cell phone rings ) 6 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:12,733 - HEY. - OH, HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU? 7 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:15,369 - Office. - I JUST GOT OFF THE SHUTTLE. 8 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:18,539 - IT STARTED 15 MINUTES AGO. - OH, NO. 9 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,475 - Man: That's Viagra? - PRESCRIPTION'S FOR 200, 10 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,178 - BUT I JUST BUY 20 AT A TIME. - GOT IT. 11 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,347 HONEY? HONEY, 12 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,782 - how long is it gonna take you? - NOT LONG. 13 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:31,118 - Man: How many? - JUST GIVE ME 20. 14 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:33,487 Barb: All right, take the 600 South exit, then straight up Sunnyside. 15 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,156 - Man: When will you be picking this up? - I'LL SWING BY TOMORROW. 16 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,327 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY. - NO-- 20. 17 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,595 - Barb: See you soon. - LOVE YOU. 18 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:49,169 ( chattering ) 19 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:54,408 ( smooth jazz playing ) 20 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:17,164 SOCIETY HALL, BUILT IN 1852 21 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:19,032 FOR SOCIAL AND CULTURAL EVENTS. 22 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:23,103 THE UTAH DRAMATIC ASSOCIATION HELD MANY PERFORMANCES... 23 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:26,540 THAT'S THE LUCY LEWIS FARMSTEAD, 1849, 24 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,710 AND NEXT TO THAT IS THE HANLAN HOUSE, 1847. 25 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,480 - AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN PRETENDING TO LISTEN. - ( sighs ) 26 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,615 HAVE YOU SEEN ZACK CADY FROM THE CHAMBER YET? 27 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:38,486 WHY, YOU THINK HE'D BE INTERESTED IN THE LUCY LEWIS FARMSTEAD? 28 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:46,794 Bill: EXCUSE ME, COUNCILMAN DAVIS? 29 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:49,697 BILL HENRICKSON. 30 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,699 - YOU SPOKE AT ROTARY. HENRICKSON HOME-- - OH, SURE! 31 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:54,335 RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. THIS IS MY WIFE, JANELLE. 32 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,404 - HOW DO YOU DO? - YOU HAVE THAT HOME STORE. 33 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,340 TWO NOW-- ONE IN SANDY, A NEW ONE OVER IN WEST JORDAN. 34 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,575 REALLY GOT THEM SCARED OVER AT LOWE'S. 35 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,777 ( Bill chuckles ) 36 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:06,314 ( falters ) WE'RE SPONSORING ONE OF THE BUILDING RENOVATIONS. 37 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,482 DONATING MATERIALS FOR THE SEISMIC RETROFIT. 38 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:12,052 - BARB, MY WIFE. - IT'S A WONDERFUL VISION-- 39 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,722 - PRESERVING ALL THIS HISTORY. - Davis: AHEM. 40 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:17,591 - IT'S ALL BILL TALKS ABOUT. - WELL, A LITTLE BIT. 41 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,027 ( chuckles ) I CAN'T WAIT TO BRING MY CLASS. 42 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:22,296 WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH YOU CAN'T ACCOMPLISH 43 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:25,533 - WITH A GOOD PUBLIC/PRIVATE PARTNERSHIP. - MMM. 44 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,701 BIG GOVERNMENT-- UH-UH. 45 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,840 - SO YOU'RE A TEACHER? - COPPER MOUNTAIN ELEMENTARY. 46 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,275 SO WHERE DO YOU STAND ON MERIT-BASED SALARIES? 47 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:39,212 I BELIEVE YOU SUPPORT IT. 48 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:41,181 SUPERINTENDENT REINHARDT OPPOSES. 49 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,116 MY UNION IS HOSTILE. 50 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:46,186 AND THE LEGISLATURE DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW WHAT IT THINKS. 51 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,155 AND YOU WANT MY LOWLY OPINION? 52 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:51,024 - ABSOLUTELY. - OH, THANK YOU. 53 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:54,061 IT'S VERY FLATTERING. YOU KNOW, MY FAMILY ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE, 54 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,929 THEY WERE ONE IN THE FIRST WAVE OF PIONEERS 55 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,799 TO COME TO THE VALLEY... 56 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,418 Nicki: I DON'T REGRET IT. IT WAS A LONG, 57 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:20,320 - OVERDUE CLEARING OF THE AIR. - WELL, ARE YOU ANGRY SHE'S WORKING 58 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,523 OR JUST THE WAY SHE TOLD US? 59 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:26,627 I TOLD YOU I'M NOT ANGRY. GET RAISINS. 60 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,330 THE YELLOW KIND. 61 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,700 BUT IF YOU WERE GONNA TAKE A JOB, WOULDN'T YOU CHECK 62 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,802 WITH ALL THE PEOPLE YOU WERE MARRIED TO? 63 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:38,539 - HMM. - IN FACT, I'M SURPRISED I'M NOT MORE ANGRY. 64 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,741 ALTHOUGH SHE DID CALL ME PIGHEADED. 65 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,711 YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE PRETTY TOUGH ON HER, TOO. 66 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,779 SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT PLURAL MARRIAGE TEACHES US. 67 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,782 - THE VALUE OF SELFLESSNESS. - ( groaning ) 68 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,918 - IT'S MINE. - I JUST THINK SHE LIKES TO WORK 69 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,754 - OUTSIDE THE HOUSE. - AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT HER, TOO? 70 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:57,458 OF COURSE, WE ARE. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DOING IT AS LONG AS I HAVE. 71 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,961 I MEAN HERE WE ARE FOOD SHOPPING, AGAIN. 72 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,830 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THAT WOMAN 73 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,732 PUSHED A GROCERY CART FOR FAMILY SHOPPING. 74 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:08,936 - GET THE LOW-SODIUM ONES. - Wayne: RAYMOND, GIVE ME. 75 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,605 - DROP IT. - BOYS. 76 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,442 ( screams ) WAYNE! PUT IT-- PUT IT BACK! 77 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,810 HAS SHE SAID ANYTHING TO YOU? 78 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,346 - UH, NO. - ABOUT ME, I MEAN. 79 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:20,414 - NO. - NO? 80 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:21,549 - NO. - NOTHING? 81 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,283 - NO! - WELL, 82 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,285 I'M GLAD WE HAD IT OUT. 83 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,187 I FEEL BETTER, I DO. 84 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,189 JUST HOPE SHE'S ABLE TO RISE ABOVE THE PETTINESS. 85 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:32,693 I'M GONNA RUN OVER TO THE DRUG STORE AISLE-- GET SOME LOTION. 86 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,862 YOU WATCH THE BOYS? 87 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:42,335 - ( engine turns over ) -( seatbelt alarm dings ) 88 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:45,806 - NEW DRESS? - HMM, JUST HAVEN'T HAD THE OCCASION. 89 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,340 HMM... 90 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,843 WELL, I THINK THE COUNCILMAN WILL REMEMBER ME NEXT TIME. 91 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,212 - Barb: WHY? - HE COULDN'T TAKE HIS EYES OFF YOU. 92 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:55,082 - OH. - IT'S TRUE. 93 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,784 WELL, NEITHER COULD HIS WIFE. 94 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,786 SHE KEPT CHECKING FOR MY GARMENT LINE. 95 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,889 I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA GET DOWN ON HER HANDS AND KNEES 96 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:05,593 AND PEAK UP MY DRESS TO SEE IF I WAS WEARING THEM. 97 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,164 WHAT? 98 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,572 ( both moaning ) 99 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:22,009 - ( gasping ) - ( grunting ) 100 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:28,582 ( both laughing ) 101 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:36,123 OKAY. 102 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:40,027 - WAIT, UH-UH, UH-UH. - OKAY, EE-EE-- 103 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,301 OH MY. 104 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,838 GOLLY. 105 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,707 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 106 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,376 YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. 107 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,579 STOP. 108 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,650 THIS IS MARGIE'S NIGHT. 109 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,620 IT'S NOT LIKE WE PLANNED IT. 110 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,525 - WELL. - ( engine turns over ) 111 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:36,750 ( hard rock playing ) 112 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,720 ( TV droning ) 113 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,555 ( Lester babbling ) 114 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,190 HI. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU. 115 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,258 I'VE GOT THE WATER RUNNING UPSTAIRS. 116 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,161 I GOT YOU A BURGER. IT'S ON THE TABLE IN THE BAG. 117 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,030 I'LL PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE WHEN I COME BACK DOWN. 118 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,566 OH, LESTER POOPED ON YOUR ROBE, 119 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:56,036 - BUT IT'S ALMOST OUT OF THE DRYER. - ( water running ) 120 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,048 ( water stops ) 121 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,038 Barb: GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO! 122 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,340 MORNING, MARGENE. TEENIE, THAT BOTTLE WAS BRAND NEW. 123 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,309 YOU CANNOT HAVE THIS MUCH SYRUP, YOUNG LADY. 124 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,980 - IT IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU. - IT'S FORTIFIED. 125 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,816 - ( phone rings ) - Ben:SARAH, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BACKPACK? 126 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:19,086 - Sarah: I DON'T KNOW. IS IT IN YOUR ROOM? -( ringing continues ) 127 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:23,556 - HELLO. - Bill: Hi. 128 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:26,894 - HI. - I ENJOYED LAST NIGHT. 129 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,599 ME TOO. 130 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,501 I THOUGHT I'D MADE IT UP. 131 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,637 NO, MA'AM. 132 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,908 WELL. 133 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,344 YEAH. 134 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,680 THANKS FOR CALLING. 135 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,250 NO PROBLEM. 136 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,519 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST DECIDED, 137 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:55,956 I'M NOT GONNA GET DRESSED ALL DAY TODAY. 138 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,591 - ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? - ( cell phone rings ) 139 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,761 FINE. 140 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:04,297 - UH, JUST GONNA HAVE A DO-NOTHING DAY. - ( ringing continues ) 141 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,136 Bill: Hey, what time you taking lunch today? 142 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,972 UH, WHAT? 143 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:15,142 What time are you taking lunch today? 144 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,578 - 1:00. - I WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN. CAN YOU MEET ME? 145 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,281 UM-- 146 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,250 WHERE? 147 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,152 There. 148 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,988 - HERE? - Yes. 149 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,925 OKAY. 150 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,497 - ( TV audience laughs ) - RGIE? 151 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:40,033 HAVE A NICE DAY, BARB. 152 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,737 HONEY? 153 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,273 YOU CAN'T LIVE ONE OUT OF THREE DAYS FOR BILL 154 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,176 - AND THE REST JUST CAMPED OUT HERE. - I DON'T MIND. 155 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,443 I KNOW. BUT ONE OF THE BEST THINGS 156 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,781 ABOUT HOW WE LIVE IS WE'RE A COMMUNITY. 157 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,683 THE KIDS SHOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE AND SAFE IN EACH OF THE HOUSES 158 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,852 BECAUSE IT'S A HOME. 159 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,623 MY HOUSE ISN'T A HOME? 160 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,358 MAKE IT NICE FOR YOURSELF. 161 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,627 WHY DON'T YOU FINALLY UNPACK? 162 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:11,531 I BET IF YOU SPEND A LITTLE TIME AND INVEST IN YOUR HOME, 163 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:15,635 - YOU WON'T EVEN WANNA LEAVE. - ( Lester babbles ) 164 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:19,339 Barb: HMM? YEAH? 165 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,910 GOOD. THANK YOU. 166 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,345 COME ON, HONEY. 167 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,785 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - BARB KICKED ME OUT. 168 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,754 - SHE TOLD ME TO GET A LIFE. - THAT WAS HARSH. 169 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,925 IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR US SINCE SHE TOOK THE JOB. 170 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,761 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I SUSPECTED WOULD HAPPEN. 171 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,367 NO ONE'S SUGGESTING SOME ALL-OUT WAR. 172 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,336 - JUST SOME FIRMNESS. - THAT'S RIGHT. 173 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:52,873 JOEY OFFERED UP THIS INFORMATION AND IT'S WORTH FOLLOWING UP ON. 174 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,707 WELL, AT LEAST THIS GUY'S FAIR. 175 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,110 I MEAN, HE ACTUALLY CAME TO US TO INCLUDE OUR GROUP'S THOUGHTS 176 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,814 IN THE POLYGAMY PRIMER THAT THEY PUT OUT TO ALL THE SOCIAL SERVICE AGENCIES. 177 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,515 HE DOESN'T HAVE AN AXE TO GRIND, 178 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:06,987 DOESN'T JUST LISTEN TO ALL THE ANTI-POLYGAMIST CRAZIES. 179 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,862 IS THAT A FIVE? 180 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:18,198 ( whispers ) 555-5807. 181 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,733 - ( ringing tone ) - WHAT'S MY COVER? 182 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,736 IT'S AN ANONYMOUS TIP. 183 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,573 - Man: Attorney General's office. - ALAN KENECTLE, PLEASE. 184 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,808 I'll connect you. 185 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,744 - Woman: Polygamy czar. - IS ALAN KENECTLE IN? 186 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,380 What is this regarding? 187 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,716 - UH, MY NAME IS ROBERT ZEEBOLD. - Yes? 188 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,953 I'M HERE IN SALT LAKE. UH, A POLYGAMIST SWINDLED MY MOTHER, 189 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,889 GOT HER TO INVEST IN A LAND SCHEME. 190 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:45,825 - What polygamist? - ROMAN GRANT. 191 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,694 Hold on a moment. 192 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,763 - THEY SOLICITED YOUR MOTHER? - Don: Yeah, she was told 193 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:54,067 she was buying shares to a ranch up in Box Elder County. 194 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,904 ALONG WITH 10 OTHERS. 195 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,172 OLD FOLKS. 196 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,942 MAKING 11, TOTAL. 197 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,978 OH, THEY'RE SUING. AND I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO KNOW 198 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,847 IF YOU WERE AWARE OF THAT AND IF YOUR OFFICE, IF-- 199 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,050 since your office uh-- 200 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,620 SINCE THE ATTORNEY GENERAL INVESTIGATES 201 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,556 UH, CONSUMER FRAUD, AND SINCE YOU'RE A PART OF 202 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,826 AND INVESTIGATE UM, POLYGAMY, COULD YOU DO ANYTHING? 203 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,396 - An investigation or-- - COULD YOU COME DOWN TO OUR OFFICES? 204 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,565 I'd like to sit down with you and uh, 205 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,135 - MAYBE YOU COULD BRING YOUR MOTHER. - ( thumps ) 206 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,869 - HMM-- - We've been trying to get 207 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,671 into Juniper Creek forever. 208 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,175 Maybe we could piggyback an investigation. 209 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,676 WHAT FIRM IS REPRESENTING THE CLAIMANTS? 210 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:40,747 - UH, THE NAME OF HER ATTORNEY? - Yeah. 211 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,583 I'LL HAVE TO GET THAT INFORMATION FROM HER. 212 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:47,154 COULD I CALL YOU BACK? WHAT'S YOUR DIRECT NUMBER? 213 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:52,825 OH, WHOA, I DROPPED MY PEN. JUST-- 214 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,828 YEAH. OKAY. UH-HUH. 215 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,232 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GOT IT. THANK YOU, SIR. 216 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,468 YEAH, YOU, YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY, TOO. 217 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,538 - WHEW... - WHOO! 218 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,216 HELLO? ANYBODY HOME? 219 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,954 MARGIE? ANYBODY? 220 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:11,271 I COULDN'T DECIDE WHERE TO BE. 221 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,641 THIS IS PERFECT. 222 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,512 - ( grunts ) - ( thumps ) 223 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,328 ( moans, pants ) 224 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,601 - ( screams ) - ( thumps ) 225 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,574 - IT'S MINE! - MINE! 226 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,542 ( wailing ) 227 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,847 I HAVE TYLENOL IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 228 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,550 I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER. 229 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,420 WE STILL HAVE TO GET THE CAR MATS AND THE TOWELS. 230 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,322 WHY CAN'T WE FINISH UP AFTER LUNCH, NICKI? 231 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:06,426 IT TAKES SO MUCH EFFORT TO LOAD UP THE BOYS IN AND OUT OF THE CAR. 232 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,329 - Wayne: MOM! - TURN THE AIR ON YOUR FACE. 233 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,498 - MAKE HIM STOP! - HEY. 234 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,467 ( Lester continues wailing ) 235 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,238 I GOTTA GO HOME. I GOTTA LAY DOWN FOR A MINUTE. 236 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,340 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 237 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,143 - WHY CAN'T HE GET CAR MATS AT THE STORE? - I SAID, "KNOCK IT OFF." 238 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,480 - WANNA WATCH A MOVIE TONIGHT? - NO. 239 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,482 I GOTTA LEARN TO BE MORE INDEPENDENT. 240 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,619 PLEASE PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH. 241 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,559 ( soft rock music playing ) 242 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,307 COME ON, SAFETY FIRST, GENTLEMEN. 243 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,509 ALWAYS SAFETY FIRST. 244 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,515 STRONG, FULL RELEASED POSITION. 245 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:07,220 WITH YOUR WOOD IN PLACE... 246 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,822 - TURN ON THE MACHINE. - ( motor starts ) 247 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,094 ( squeaking ) 248 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,743 ( throbbing ) 249 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,047 - ( motor stops ) - Bill:GREAT, THAT'S JUST GREAT. 250 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,417 - YEAH, I APPRECIATE THE CALL. - BILL. 251 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,519 - YOU BET. BYE. - BILL, WHERE YOU BEEN? 252 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,921 - WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - THAT WAS LEE HATCHER. 253 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:18,558 LAST GUY CONVICTED OF SELLING BOGUS LAND SALES, 254 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,527 - HE GOT TWO MILLION IN FINES. - WAIT, WAIT, 255 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,262 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 256 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:26,098 - MR. HENRICKSON. - WENDY? 257 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,168 COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 258 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,372 CERTAINLY. 259 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,451 SHOULD I CLOSE THE DOOR? 260 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,458 THANK YOU. I, I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY MAN-- 261 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,126 PLEASE. NEVER TOO BUSY. COME ON IN. 262 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:58,498 - WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? HAVE A SEAT. - THANK YOU. 263 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,537 I'M SORRY. 264 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,773 I'VE REHEARSED THIS IN MY HEAD, 265 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,975 BUT IT'S STILL HARD. 266 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,882 I SAW MR. AND MRS. EMBRY AT APPLEBEE'S ON SATURDAY. 267 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,919 I WAS AT THE SALAD BAR WITH MY MOM WHEN THEY CAME IN 268 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,089 WITH TWO OTHER WOMEN. 269 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:27,226 - OKAY. - SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT. SOMETHING... 270 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,829 NOT NATURAL. 271 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,564 I COULD TELL. 272 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,734 SO WHEN THE TWO OTHER LADIES WENT TO THE REST ROOM, 273 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,504 I FOLLOWED THEM. I KNOW IT WAS WRONG, 274 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,540 BUT I HAD TO. THEY WERE TALKING 275 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:44,344 ABOUT WHOSE TURN IT WAS TO CUT MR. EMBRY'S HAIR. 276 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,883 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - THEY'RE POLYGAMISTS. 277 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,420 BUT... 278 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,655 HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY WEREN'T HIS SISTERS? 279 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,559 - YOU HAVE SISTERS, RIGHT? - NOT LIKE THAT. 280 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,695 MAYBE DON'S SISTERS ARE LIKE THAT, 281 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,398 OR THEY'RE-- THEIR AUNTS OR NIECES. 282 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,600 - DID YOU THINK OF THAT? - I KNOW WHAT I SAW. 283 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,736 AND IT'S AGAINST THE CHURCH, 284 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:13,840 - AND THE LAW. - WENDY... 285 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,744 AS LONG AS THE PEOPLE THAT WORK HERE ARE DOING THEIR JOBS, 286 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,879 WHAT THEY DO IN THEIR BEDROOMS IS NONE OF OUR CONCERN. 287 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,282 NOW... 288 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,885 DON'S ALWAYS TREATED YOU WITH RESPECT 289 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,120 AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, IT WAS PEG THAT HIRED YOU. 290 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,923 AND I CAN TELL YOU UNEQUIVOCALLY, 291 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:33,059 DON'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HE IS. 292 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:37,129 EVERYONE IN THE HENRICKSON HOME PLUS FAMILY IS TREATED WITH RESPECT. 293 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,967 - HASN'T THAT BEEN YOUR EXPERIENCE? - YES, SIR. 294 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,771 THAT'S RIGHT. SO LET'S GET OFF THIS SUBJECT. 295 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,674 - IT'S VERY UNSAVORY. - BUT I KNOW WHAT I SAW. 296 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,542 WHAT YOU SAW WAS AN ACTION, 297 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,712 BUT YOU DIDN'T NECESSARILY SEE THE LABEL YOU'RE PUTTING ON IT. 298 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,747 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 299 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,549 EXACTLY. 300 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,718 THERE YOU ARE. 301 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,589 - ( children singing ) - Alby: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? 302 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:06,659 - YOU DON'T WANT ME TO? - NEVER LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN YOU ADDRESS ME. 303 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,396 YOU MAY REFILE THOSE NOW. 304 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,934 sighs ) YEAH, LOOK AT THIS. 305 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,042 - THE NUMBERS ARE PHONY. - Roman: MM-HMM. 306 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,512 IT'S JUST THE DIGEST OF THE NUMBERS, NOT THE NUMBERS THEMSELVES. 307 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,980 EXACTLY. ALBY. 308 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,316 HIS WIVES TELL HIM HE'S A GENIUS. 309 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:33,052 - HE'S NO GENIUS. - WELL, THIS TELLS YOU NOTHING. 310 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,422 I KNOW. 311 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:38,425 WHAT I WANTED WAS THE EXACT AUDITED NUMBERS 312 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,860 WITH THE ACCOUNTANT'S OPINION LETTER. 313 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,630 I WANNA KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON 314 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,399 WITH BOTH HOME PLUS STORES. 315 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,037 ( singing ) 316 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,847 ( continues singing ) 317 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,883 - WHAT'S THIS? - BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS FOR MY BEAUTIFUL WIVES. 318 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,588 - WHAT? - THAT WAS FUNNY-- 319 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,223 WHEN WE SAW EACH OTHER ON CLOVERFIELD AVE. 320 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:47,527 - YOU WERE DRIVING VERY FAST. - YEAH. 321 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,196 MUST'VE BEEN VERY LATE. 322 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:53,065 GETTING BACK TO WORK. 323 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,535 I THOUGHT SO. 324 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,826 ( chuckles ) 325 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,712 ( gasps softly ) 326 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,043 ( sniffs softly ) 327 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,734 Pam: YOU GOT YOUR HANDS FULL. 328 00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:39,471 UM... 329 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,741 I NEVER REALLY MOVED IN. 330 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:44,611 AND EVERYTHING FROM BEFORE... 331 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:47,780 I HATE. SO... 332 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:50,149 WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? 333 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:53,219 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. COME ON OVER, I'LL SHOW YOU. 334 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:01,293 ( music box playing ) 335 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,231 Pam: I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE OVER THE TOP, 336 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:08,200 BUT IT RELAXES ME. 337 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:13,139 IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 338 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,576 HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE? 339 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:21,981 OH, WE DON'T HAVE. 340 00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:28,721 - ( tires screech ) - Ben: WHOA! 341 00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,589 IT'S JUST AN HOUR A DAY AFTER SCHOOL. 342 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,524 - EVERYONE GOES TO SEMINARY. - EVERY MORMON. 343 00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:35,361 - AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE ONE. - I JUST-- I HAVE TO. 344 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:37,529 I DON'T FEEL PURE. I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE ME 345 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,799 - THAT SHOULDN'T BE THERE. - NO. YOU'LL GET ALL JUDGMENTAL AND ARROGANT 346 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,835 BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE PRIESTHOOD. YOU'LL TURN INTO A SNOTTY ASSHOLE 347 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:45,571 JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM. SERIOUS, YOU'LL BE LIKE EVERY OTHER MORMON BOY 348 00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:47,674 - I'VE EVER DATED. - I HAVE THESE DREAMS, OKAY? 349 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:51,410 - I THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME. - BUT THAT'S GOOD. 350 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:54,714 NO! I CAN'T CONTROL IT. I GET HARD-ONS IN WOODSHOP. 351 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,321 THEY'LL BRAINWASH YOU, 352 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:06,525 MAKE YOU THINK YOUR BODY IS DIRTY. 353 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:08,695 DON'T LET THEM RUIN YOU. 354 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:25,311 SO... DON'T, 355 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,748 OKAY? 356 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:33,419 - OKAY. - ( phone rings ) 357 00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:39,959 ( ringing continues ) 358 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,660 - HELLO? - Nicki: Who is this? 359 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,496 - LEVELOR. - WELL, THIS IS NICOLETTE GRANT. 360 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,700 I WANT TO SPEAK TO WANDA HENRICKSON RIGHT NOW. 361 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,906 Nicki: He has been slipping and sliding all over the place. 362 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:56,508 - all sorts of monkey business. - NICKI, NICKI, SLOW DOWN. 363 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,545 - YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. - HE'S BEEN SO HAPPY. 364 00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:02,181 AND HE SAW ME IN THE CAR AND PRETENDED HE DIDN'T SEE ME. 365 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:05,051 AND THEN HE GAVE US FLOWERS TO THROW ME OFF THE TRAIL. 366 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,486 - DON'T YOU SEE? - YOU DON'T THINK HE'S-- 367 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:10,256 HE IS. YES, HE IS SEEING A FOURTH WIFE. 368 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:13,092 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DID WHEN HE GOT INTERESTED IN MARGENE. 369 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,694 honestly, I knew even before I knew. 370 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,965 - YOU KNOW? - It's so easy to see through them. 371 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,900 They're kind of cute that way. 372 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,002 BUT HE HASN'T TOLD YOU? THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 373 00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:25,704 THE SITUATION IS DELICATE. YOU KNOW BARB-- 374 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,407 SHE'S SO RESISTANT TO CHANGE. 375 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:31,210 OH, HE'S GONNA NEED ME TO SMOOTH THINGS OUT WITH HER. 376 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,013 I'M SO EXCITED, WANDA. ( feet tap ) 377 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,348 I'M SO HAPPY FOR US. 378 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:39,151 - I'm so happy. - THEN I'M HPY FOR YOU. 379 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:42,254 BARB-- FIRST WIVES THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING, 380 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,256 BUT REALLY THEY JUST WALK AROUND IN A FOG. 381 00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:47,126 - ( giggles ) - Anyway, four's a better number. 382 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,595 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 383 00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:52,031 I'M REALLY BORED WITH BARB. 384 00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:54,333 - AND MARGIE. - NICKI, NO. 385 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:57,603 I AM. BORED, BORED, BORED. 386 00:28:57,603 --> 00:29:02,074 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE. 387 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,544 "AND SINCE OUR FATES WE MAY NOT CONQUER HERE, 388 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:09,415 DIVIDE THY LOT FROM MINE AND THE STARLIT WORLD ABOVE US, 389 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:12,785 CALL ME THINE, FOREVER THINE." 390 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:14,787 THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 391 00:29:14,787 --> 00:29:16,923 YOU'RE A DIAMOND. 392 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,927 - ( knocks ) - Roman: COME IN. 393 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,463 PAPA? 394 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:27,499 I, UH, I WANTED TO SAY THAT I WAS SORRY. 395 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,902 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. BUT I HAVE REDRAFTED 396 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:33,105 ANOTHER DEMAND LETTER FOR HENRICKSON HOME PLUS, AND THIS TIME 397 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,141 I'LL DO IT RIGHT. I'LL GET THE RIGHT NUMBERS. 398 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:37,343 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, SON. 399 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:39,946 I GAVE YOU MORE RESPONSIBILITY THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. 400 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:42,348 YOUR TALENTS LIE ELSEWHERE. 401 00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:44,450 WE ALL HAVE OUR GIFTS. 402 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:49,088 YOU LET BILL GET THE BETTER OF US. 403 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:01,267 I CAN GIVE YOU A LIFT HOME. 404 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:06,538 - ( car engine starts ) -( car leaves ) 405 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:09,876 - I CAN'T DO NUMBERS, EITHER. - SHUT UP! 406 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:12,578 ( screams ) I'M TRYING TO BE NICE! 407 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,454 AND DON'T YOU EVER 408 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:25,391 RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN. 409 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:31,097 ( line rings ) 410 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:36,135 ( cell phone vibrating ) 411 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:44,476 - Bill: I wanna see you. - Barb:Um, well, 412 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:46,678 ( whispers ) I, I made a date to have lunch 413 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,380 with another teacher. 414 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,350 - Bill: Can you cancel? -All right. 415 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,453 - How soon? -45 minutes. 416 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:58,524 - I've got a place in mind. -Where? 417 00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:26,418 ANY LUGGAGE? 418 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,262 ( knocks ) 419 00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:42,201 OH. 420 00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:44,603 ( bag thumps ) 421 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:04,456 - Barb: WHAT ARE WE DOING? - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 422 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,894 WE'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 423 00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:11,197 WELL, TECHNICALLY, 424 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:15,034 HOW CAN IT BE AN AFFAIR? WE'RE MARRIED. 425 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,503 ( chuckles ) 426 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,706 - WHAT IS IT? - MY NECKLACE-- 427 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:24,543 - I LOST MY NECKLACE. - DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND IT. HEY... 428 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,712 WHAT? 429 00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:30,616 YOU'LL SEE. 430 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,722 MM-HMM... 431 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:53,072 READY? 432 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:59,711 - ( romantic ballad plays ) - REMEMBER? 433 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:23,135 ( ballad continues ) 434 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:48,026 - Barb: HURRY. - ( laughs ) 435 00:33:58,003 --> 00:34:00,306 - HEY, BOSS. - YOU HEARD FROM THE AG? 436 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:03,275 I DIDN'T, BUT ROBERT ZEEBOLD DID. 437 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,277 - THEY NEED THAT ATTORNEY. - THIS IS GREAT. 438 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,746 ( cell phone rings ) 439 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:13,419 - HEY. - HI, IT'S ME. 440 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:16,755 I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW, I'M NOT STUPID. 441 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,191 You don't have to keep secrets from me. 442 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:21,327 That's not the way this family works. 443 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,395 You can talk to me. 444 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,064 I'M HAPPY TO HELP IN ANY WAY I CAN. 445 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,802 DO YOU WANT ME TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK THE NEWS? 446 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:34,773 CAN YOU BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC? 447 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:38,144 FINE. ( chuckles ) 448 00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:40,512 IF THAT'S HOW YOU WANNA PLAY IT. 449 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,617 ( thumps ) 450 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,508 ( toilet flushes ) 451 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,660 I THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WRONG. 452 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:32,431 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, WENDY. 453 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:35,934 YOU DO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 454 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:38,337 I'M SORRY WENDY, BUT I DON'T. 455 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:43,175 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA SAY? 456 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,611 I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU. 457 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,582 AND I KNOW MY RIGHTS. 458 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,851 YOU CAN'T FIRE ME OR GET ME FIRED 459 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:57,055 FOR DOING AND SAYING WHAT I KNOW IS RIGHT. 460 00:35:57,055 --> 00:36:01,760 NOW WHY WOULD I WANNA GO AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 461 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,831 YOU'RE THE BEST LITTLE JUNIOR BOOKKEEPER WE'VE EVER HAD. 462 00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,481 ( vacuum motor stops ) 463 00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:24,483 THERE'S A PROBLEM. 464 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:27,386 - WHAT? - LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. 465 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,189 JUST LOOK. 466 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:49,641 UH, IT'S NOT THAT YOU CAN'T SEE HER. 467 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,310 I WOULD NEVER TELL YOU WHO YOUR FRIENDS CAN BE, 468 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:54,813 BUT WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, SO CAREFUL NOW, WITH THE SECOND STORE. 469 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:58,684 - I AM. - I KNOW YOU ARE. 470 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,254 OKAY, THEN. 471 00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:05,657 YOU'RE THE WEAK LINK, MARGIE. 472 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:11,463 - WHAT? - WE HAVE TO BE REALISTIC. 473 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:14,300 YOU CAN'T KEEP A SECRET LIKE ME, AND YOU'RE NOT A GOOD LIAR LIKE BARB. 474 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,468 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A GOOD LIAR? 475 00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:20,038 WITH THE NEIGHBORS. YOU'RE SO EFFORTLESS. 476 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,940 YOU'RE A PRO. 477 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,683 ( sighs ) 478 00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:54,332 ( cartoon theme playing ) 479 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:00,706 - HEY, GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING. 480 00:39:00,706 --> 00:39:03,709 DID YOU AND BILL HAVE RELATIONS BEFORE HE BROUGHT YOU HOME TO US TO BE A WIFE? 481 00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:07,413 NO, NICKI! 482 00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:10,549 AND I THINK THAT IS COMPLETELY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! 483 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,618 ( lowers voice ) IS IT? 484 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,287 LOOK ME IN THE EYES, MARGENE. 485 00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:19,190 I AM NOT GONNA DO THE LOOK-ME-IN-THE-EYE THING. 486 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,126 LOOK ME IN THE EYE. 487 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:28,567 I THOUGHT AS MUCH. HOW COULD YOU? 488 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,436 ( screams ) NO, NICKI! 489 00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:32,103 YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? 490 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,272 YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE FOR ONCE, HMM? 491 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:35,974 YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE. 492 00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:42,548 LOOK ME IN THE EYE! I'M LOOKING AT YOU WITH MY EYES! 493 00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:46,552 ( doorbell rings ) 494 00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:53,759 I BROUGHT YOU SOME DESIGN BOOKS. 495 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:59,064 THANK YOU. 496 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:00,699 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 497 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:03,268 MAKE SURE YOU LOOK AT THAT FENG SHUI ONE. I KNOW IT SEEMS LOONY 498 00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:05,203 BUT I'M TELLING YOU, IT WORKS. 499 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:08,373 UM, DO YOU WANNA COME IN? 500 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,676 I'D LOVE TO. THANKS. 501 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:19,618 THIS IS GREAT. YOU CAN DO A LOT WITH THIS PLACE. 502 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:23,088 - ( Aaron coos ) - AARON. 503 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:26,725 I'M SORRY. HE JUST DISCOVERED HIS PENIS. 504 00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:30,228 - DON'T THEY ALL? - ( chuckles ) 505 00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:33,231 WHAT A PRECIOUS ANGEL. 506 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:36,502 - WHERE'S DADDY? - GONE. 507 00:40:36,502 --> 00:40:39,738 OH, LISTEN TO ME, BARGING IN, 508 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,840 - ASKING PERSONAL QUESTIONS. - NO, NO, NO, NO. 509 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,910 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. I KNOW WE JUST MET, 510 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:48,614 - BUT I REALLY LIKE YOU. - I KNOW. 511 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:56,922 - DO YOU LIKE ORANGE JUICE? - WHO DOESN'T? 512 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,329 YEAH. 513 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:07,032 MY NAME IS BEN HENRICKSON. I LIVE WITH MY TWO SISTERS, 514 00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:10,301 MY MOM AND DAD. HENRICKSON HOME PLUS. 515 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,337 - ANYONE? - ( all laugh ) 516 00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:15,373 - ANYONE OTHER THAN JASON? - ( all laugh ) 517 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,776 OKAY, THANK YOU, BEN, 518 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:20,779 AND WELCOME TO SEMINARY, YOUNG MAN. 519 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,480 CONGRATULATIONS. 520 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,852 - YOU'VE CHOSEN THE RIGHT. -( all laugh ) 521 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:31,322 Bill, it's Joey. How are you? 522 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:34,526 - DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE NUMBER. - I finally got us a cell phone. 523 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:38,664 I have the name of the attorney you wanted on the lawsuit. 524 00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:41,900 JOSEPH BREEDMAN. HE LIVES IN LOGAN. 525 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,770 JOEY, YOU ARE SUNSHINE ON A CLOUDY DAY. 526 00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:47,438 - OH, WELL-- - HOW'D YOU GET THE NAME? 527 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:50,408 UM, DAD. THINKS HE'S CAGEY, 528 00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:52,678 But he's a blowhard. Just gotta get him 529 00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:54,580 in a windbag kind of mood, I guess. 530 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:58,183 YOU WANT THE ADDRESS AND NAME OF THIS GUY AND STUFF? 531 00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:00,652 - Yeah, shoot. - OKAY. 532 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,291 JOSEPH BREEDMAN... 533 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:08,459 LOGAN, 3000 PARKLAND WAY, 534 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:11,162 Suite 151. 535 00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:13,965 YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING DOWN THERE? A CEILING FAN, WHATEVER? 536 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,534 NO, WE'RE GREAT. WE'RE HAPPY. 537 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,536 UH, WANDA SAYS BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING UP THERE, THOUGH. 538 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:22,507 - SAY WHAT? - Going for your number four, huh? 539 00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:24,943 - WHAT? - WIFE, FOURTH WIFE. 540 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:27,779 ( laughs ) WHAT?! 541 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,950 ( whistling ) 542 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:34,586 NICKI? 543 00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:36,722 I HAVE TO SPEAK TO YOU. 544 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:44,029 - ( Sarah clears throat ) - ALONE. 545 00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:46,632 I'M GONE. 546 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:53,672 - Barb: AHEM. - BARB, I DIDN'T WANNA BRING YOU INTO THIS. 547 00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:55,707 AND I'M NOT SURE BILL WANTS YOU TO KNOW, ACTUALLY. 548 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:58,476 BUT SOMETHING'S CHANGED. 549 00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:03,048 BILL IS DATING SOMEONE, A FOURTH WIFE. 550 00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:06,184 - OH BARB, THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT NOW. - BUT, I DON'T-- 551 00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:09,254 - ARE YOU SURE? I DON'T THINK SO. - I DO. 552 00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:13,358 AND MAY I SAY, SHE IS CERTAINLY NOT THE KIND OF FOUH WIFE WE WOULD WANT. 553 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:16,194 - HE'S HAVING RELATIONS WITH HER. - WHAT? 554 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:17,763 WELL, HE IS SUSCEPTIBLE. 555 00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:19,564 I HAPPEN TO KNOW FOR A FACT 556 00:43:19,564 --> 00:43:22,333 THAT HE HAD RELATIONS PREMARITALLY WITH ONE OF US. 557 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,235 AND I'M NOT NAMING NAMES, BUT IT WASN'T ME 558 00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:27,172 AND IT CERTAINLY WASN'T YOU. IT WAS MARGE, AND IT'S NOT RIGHT. 559 00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:31,242 HMM, HMM, MAYBE IT IS TRUE, 560 00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:34,780 BUT WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE NOW? 561 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:37,182 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION? 562 00:43:37,182 --> 00:43:39,017 WELL WE HAVE TO STOP HIM. SIT HIM DOWN. 563 00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:41,252 OF COURSE WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS, 564 00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:43,955 WHO'S BRINGING THIS SIN INTO OUR HOUSE. 565 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:47,058 OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT SOMEONE FROM THE COMPOUND. 566 00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:49,695 WELL, OBVIOUSLY-- YEAH. 567 00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:00,939 DO YOU LIKE FIELDS MARKET? 568 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,808 THERE'S ALWAYS GOOD COUPONS IN THE CIRCULAR 569 00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:05,977 - AND THE PRODUCE ALWAYS SEEMS SO CRISP AND FRESH. - YES, IT IS. 570 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,546 I WAS JUST NEXT DOOR. 571 00:44:08,546 --> 00:44:11,082 ISN'T IT TERRIBLE WHAT HAPPENED TO MARGENE'S HUSBAND? 572 00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:13,952 THE GULF WAR-- 573 00:44:13,952 --> 00:44:16,121 TOO MANY LIVES, SUCH A SHAME. 574 00:44:16,121 --> 00:44:19,290 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ALL WARS, ISN'T IT? 575 00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:24,095 MARGIE, MARGIE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 576 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:25,430 SHE LENT ME SOME DESIGN BOOKS. 577 00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:26,998 YOU CAN'T JUST RUN AROUND SAYING WHATEVER IT IS 578 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,667 - THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD. - NO! 579 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,669 I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT A LOT. 580 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,639 AND I DON'T LIKE THAT UNWED MOTHER STORY YOU TELL ABOUT ME. 581 00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:38,509 - ( baby coos ) - I NEVER SAY YOU'RE UNWED. I SAY YOU'RE PRESENTLY SINGLE. 582 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,812 BUT I DON'T LIKE THAT, EITHER. AND ANYWAY, YOU'RE THE ONE 583 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:44,515 - THAT TOLD ME TO GET A LIFE. - ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE PUTTING YOUR FAMILY AT RISK. 584 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:48,219 - ( baby coos ) - I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS ANY MORE. 585 00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:51,522 I KNOW HOW ISOLATING IT CAN BE, 586 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,091 BUT UH-- 587 00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:55,994 THAT'S A SACRIFICE WE MAKE. 588 00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:59,530 WE HAVE TO STICK WITH IT, NO MATTER HOW LONELY IT CAN BE 589 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:03,601 BECAUSE THERE N'T ANYTHING ELSE THAT CAN BRING US THESE REWARDS. 590 00:45:03,601 --> 00:45:06,171 THIS IS UM-- 591 00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:09,074 THIS IS IT. 592 00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:15,213 AND SWEETHEART, THE GULF WAR WAS 15 YEARS AGO. 593 00:45:25,690 --> 00:45:29,027 ( Bill and kids chatting ) 594 00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:41,907 LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE. ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE... 595 00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:44,876 ONE, TWO, THREE... 596 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:52,818 - HEY, I GOT SOMETHING. - WHAT DO YOU GOT? 597 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:55,453 ( chattering continues ) 598 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:03,895 "MANY ELEMENTS GO INTO MAKING A GREAT ROOM. 599 00:46:03,895 --> 00:46:06,331 THE MOST IMPORTANT IS COLOR." 600 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:09,034 ( coos ) 601 00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:37,295 ( phone rings ) 602 00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:42,868 Bill: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 603 00:46:42,868 --> 00:46:44,903 ( sighs ) 604 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:46,671 NOTHING. 605 00:46:46,671 --> 00:46:49,908 ( sighs ) I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU. 606 00:46:49,908 --> 00:46:52,010 ME, TOO. 607 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:54,012 THINKING ABOUT YOU. 608 00:46:54,012 --> 00:46:56,347 MEET ME IN A HALF AN HOUR? 609 00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:02,888 I DON'T THINK I CAN, BILL. I-- WE CAN'T DO THIS. 610 00:47:02,888 --> 00:47:05,290 I NEED YOU. I FEEL LIKE I'M DROWNING, 611 00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:07,292 LIKE I CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH. 612 00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:10,795 - ( sighs ) - I'm going to the white birch. 613 00:47:10,795 --> 00:47:15,133 I'LL WAIT A HALF AN HOUR. IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP, I'LL UNDERSTAND. 614 00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:21,839 - Bill: I'LL MEET YOU IN A HALF AN HOUR. -( phone beeps ) 615 00:47:30,815 --> 00:47:32,583 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 616 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:36,154 ( chuckles ) TO THE OFFICE. ALWAYS SOMETHING. 617 00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:39,157 BE BACK SOON. 618 00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:06,051 ( phone beeps, line ringing ) 619 00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:16,727 Sarah: Hello? 620 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:19,931 - SARAH? - NICKI? 621 00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:22,567 DO YOU WANT MOM? 622 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:28,439 - YES. - She just took off. 623 00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:35,513 ARE YOU STILL THERE? 624 00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:38,283 - WHERE'D SHE GO? - I don't know. 625 00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:40,485 She was all giddy and gross, though. 626 00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:43,254 SHE WANTED TO BORROW SOME LIP GLOSS. 627 00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:02,240 ( guests chattering ) 628 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,942 ( chatter fades ) 629 00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:24,195 Man on TV: We have a beautiful... 630 00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:26,897 ...straight out of Africa, 631 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:29,967 retails at 699.99. 632 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:34,505 - In less than a minute, we have it here today... -( thumps ) 633 00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:36,974 - ...at 199.99. -( dogs barng ) 634 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:40,445 I can't believe this price-- 635 00:49:40,445 --> 00:49:43,381 199.99. 636 00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:46,551 This is a once-in-a-lifetime-- 637 00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:52,323 ( barking resumes ) 638 00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:10,941 Sarah: NICKI! NICKI, COME QUICK! 639 00:50:10,941 --> 00:50:13,578 NICKI! 640 00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:18,449 - WHERE'S DAD? - HE'S AT THE OFFICE. WHAT HAPPENED? 641 00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:20,518 THERE'S A MAN! HE WENT AROUND FRONT. 642 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,520 ALL RIGHT, STAY HERE, CALL MARGENE, 643 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,556 AND GET THE BABIES OVER HERE, OKAY? 644 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:28,693 - ( shower running ) -( Bill humming ) 645 00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:32,663 ( cell phone rings ) 646 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,353 - WHERE'S BILL? - HE'S SLEEPING. 647 00:50:55,353 --> 00:50:58,756 - WAKE HIM. - TALK TO ME, ALBY. 648 00:50:58,756 --> 00:51:01,892 - WHAT DO YOU NEED? - I DO NEED SOMETHING. 649 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:03,628 I WANNA TALK TO MR. CLEVER. 650 00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:06,964 - TRIED TO PUT ONE OVER ON ME. - NICKI? 651 00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:09,634 EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT, BENNY. 652 00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:12,069 LOOK BENNY, GO NEXT DOOR, GO TO MY HOUSE. 653 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:14,372 HEY BENNY, WHAT'S UP? 654 00:51:14,372 --> 00:51:16,807 GO AWAY, GET OUT OF HERE. 655 00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:21,646 I'LL HAVE PAPA COME DOWN ON YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS. 656 00:51:23,614 --> 00:51:27,918 YOU? YOU WERE A NOTHING TILL YOU MARRIED BILL. 657 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:30,655 A NOTHING OF NO EARTHLY CONSEQUENCE. 658 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:36,561 NOW LOOK AT YOU, STRUTTING AROUND LIKE MRS. HOME PLUS. 659 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:41,666 BILL TOOK YOU IN TO GET A LOAN FROM PAPA. 660 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:43,334 DON'T YOU KNOW THAT? 661 00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:47,272 YOU'RE JUST COLLATERAL. 662 00:51:57,648 --> 00:52:01,018 DON'T THINK, ALBY. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT. 663 00:52:01,018 --> 00:52:04,855 ROUGHING UP TEENAGERS AND SCARING WOMEN IS WHAT YOU DO. 664 00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:08,259 ( sniffs ) 665 00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:10,695 WANNA SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF? 666 00:52:19,504 --> 00:52:22,240 YOU CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU? 667 00:52:27,678 --> 00:52:30,581 TAKE YOUR ONE TESTICLE AND FLY BACK TO YOUR CAVE. 668 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:33,083 YOU EVER SHOW UP HERE AGAIN AND HARASS THIS FAMILY, 669 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,885 I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU! 670 00:52:58,409 --> 00:53:00,878 Nicki: MY DAD DIDN'T SEND HIM. 671 00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:04,482 ALBY'S JUST-- HE'S JUST A LOOSE CANNON THAT WAY. 672 00:53:04,482 --> 00:53:07,685 Ben: SHE WAS REALLY COOL. 673 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:12,357 HMM. I'M JUST THANKFUL EVERYONE IS SAFE. 674 00:53:12,357 --> 00:53:15,226 ALL RIGHT. LET'S ALL GO TO BED. 675 00:53:15,226 --> 00:53:17,862 OH, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA SAY TO EVERYONE. 676 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:26,237 I WANNA BRING ANOTHER SOUL INTO THE FAMILY. 677 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:39,250 - NICKI. - IT'S TIME. 678 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:41,452 WE'VE BEEN HOLDING OFF FOR THIS REASON OR THAT. 679 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:43,621 IT'S TIME, NOW. 680 00:53:43,621 --> 00:53:46,791 WE'VE LET WORLDLY CONCERNS COME BEFORE WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR-- 681 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:48,092 - NICKI. - WHAT OUR PURPOSE IS. 682 00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:50,561 Bill: HONEY. 683 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:53,698 - I'M SO HAPPY. - ( Nicki chuckles ) 684 00:53:56,401 --> 00:54:00,237 AS YOUR HUSBAND, FATHER-TO-BE 685 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:02,940 AND MEMBER OF OUR HOLY FAMILY. 686 00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:08,679 CONGRATULATIONS, NICKI. 687 00:54:16,621 --> 00:54:20,491 - I LOVE YOU, NICKI. - I LOVE YOU TOO, BARB. 688 00:54:20,491 --> 00:54:23,361 I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. 689 00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:33,504 Margene: A BABY. 690 00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:35,773 Teenie: A SISTER. 691 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:39,043 ( instrumental music plays ) 51775

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