All language subtitles for Big.Love.S01E04.Eclipse.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.x264-AJP69_track3_[eng]

( theme music plays )

( rock n' roll
playing on radio )

( alarm beeping )

( beeping stops )

- WHOO, IT'S COLD OUT.
- MMM.

WHERE'S NICKI?

- WHAT?
- ( moans )

IT'S NICKI'S NIGHT.

YOU'VE GOTTA GO.

( beeping )

- HONEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
- IT'S OUR NIGHT.

IT WAS.
YOU DIDN'T GET
MY MESSAGE?

- SEE THE POST-IT?
- POST-IT?

I TRADED WITH BARB.

COULD YOU GET ME
THE HEATING PAD AND
THE MIDOL BEFORE YOU GO?

( sighs )

( huffs softly )

( sighs )

( sirens blaring
on TV )

( snoring softly )

( continuous clicking )

( groans )

YOU GOTTA STEP ON IT.
WE'RE LEAVING IN 15.

YOU AWAKE?

MY MACHINE'S
ON THE FRITZ.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT,
THE PARTY?

I MEAN,
THE TABLECLOTHS ALONE.
SHOULD'VE USED PAPER.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- NOTHING.

- GIVE THEM.
- NO, I, I CAN
DO THEM LATER.

BENNY, I HAVE
PLENTY OF ROOM.

BENNY! BENNY,
I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD
RIGHT NOW.

AND, I DID HAVE 18
BROTHERS GROWING UP.

JUST PUT THEM
IN THE PILE

AND I'LL BLEACH
THE HECK OUT OF THEM.

DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE
CARE OF YOUR SHEETS.

MOM, I HAVE
TO WORK AFTER SCHOOL.
CAN I BORROW THE CAR?

- ( phone rings )
- HOLD ON. STAND STILL.

HELLO?

OH. HI, PETER.

YES.
UH-HUH.

- TODAY?
- ( groans )

NO-- THANK YOU.

NO PROBLEM.
I CAN BE THERE.

BYE.

I GOT CALLED IN.

Woman on P.A.:
ALL AVAILABLE CHECKERS
TO THE FRONT REGISTERS.

ALL AVAILABLE CHECKERS
TO THE FRONT REGISTERS.

( soft rock playing
on radio )

YOU OKAY?

- TIRED.
- OH, TOUGH NIGHT?

YEAH, I WORKED LATE.

PEOPLE THINK
HAVING THREE WIVES
IS A WALK IN THE PARK.

IT WASN'T THE WIVES.
I COULDN'T SLEEP.

HAD THESE DREAMS
ALL NIGHT.

- OH, YEAH?
- I WAS BEING CHASED,

AT HOME, IN THE STORE,
ALL OVER.

- BAD DREAMS?
- RAN INTO LAWN AND GARDEN

LOOKING FOR A RAKE
OR SOME TOOL TO DEFEND
MYSELF WITH.

- ( chuckles)
- THERE WAS THIS,
THIS CLICKING SOUND--

LIKE FINGERNAILS,

CLICKING WHEN YOU
DRUM YOUR FINGERS.

- YEAH?
- FOLLOWING ME,

COMING CLOSER
AND CLOSER.

( puffs )
I CAN'T SHAKE IT.

HMM...
( puffs )

ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T
A REVELATION?

I DON'T KNOW.
IT COULD'VE BEEN,
I GUESS.

LOTS OF REVELATIONS
COME THROUGH DREAMS.

YOU KNOW,
LEHI RECEIVED REVELATIONS
THROUGH HIS DREAMS.

MINE ALWAYS COME IN--
I DON'T KNOW-- QUIET
PREMONITIONS.

- DID YOU CRY?
- NO.

OH, VERNIE HAS TEARS
STREAMING DOWN HER FACE

WHENEVER SHE RECEIVES
TESTIMONY.

AND JOJO AT THE MARKET,

SHE ASKS FOR PERSONAL
REVELATIONS TO SHOW HER
WHICH BRANDS

LIKE TUNA IN OIL
OR IN WATER.

AND I TELL HER, "JEEPERS,
THE LORD'S NOT GONNA HEAR THAT.
USE YOUR OWN AGENCY.

PICK WHICHEVER,
AS SEETH YOU GOOD."

NOW PEG, SHE'S SOMETHING
ELSE. SHE--

I UH, BROUGHT IN DONUTS.
SAVED YOU A JELLY ONE.

- IT'S ON YOUR DESK.
- THANKS, BUDDY, BUT I'M
GONNA HOLD OFF.

I THINK I'M
GONNA FAST ON THIS ONE
FOR A DAY OR SO,

MAYBE GET SOME CLARITY
ON WHAT THIS DREAM'S
ALL ABOUT.

WELL, WE'RE
STILL ON FOR TOMORROW
WITH JASON AND BEN?

4:00 A.M. STOPPED BY
FISH AND GAME YESTERDAY,

- PICKED UP THE LICENSES.
- GREAT.

EH, OH, WE'RE GONNA
NEED TO USE YOUR CAR.

UH, THERE WAS A RABID
SKUNK IN THE YARD
LAST NIGHT.

I GRABBED UP A SHOTGUN
AND I GOT HIM,

BUT IT LET OUT
A BIG CLOUD OF STINK,
GOT ALL OVER THE CAR.

- COULDN'T WAIT TILL
TOMORROW, HUH?
- NO.

IT WAS FUN.

THIS IS IN THE WAY.

NO, NO, NO!
ARE THESE THE RULES?

- YES.
- NO, THESE ARE NOT
THE RULES, WAYNE!

DO WE JUMP
ON THE SOFA, RAY?

MOMMY'S NOT
FEELING GOOD, WAYNE.

DO WE JUMP UP AND DOWN
AND YELL AND SCREAM
ON THE SOFA?

- YES.
- NO, WE DON'T.

NO, WE DON'T.
GET OFF NOW.

- Wayne: AWW.
- OFF!

I'M SORRY.
MOMMY DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL.

- MOMMY'S NOT
FEELING SO GOOD.
- Wayne: COME ON, RAYMOND,

- LET'S GO JUMP
ON THE BED.
- ( sighs )

( phone ringing )

- HELLO.
- Woman: Is this
Nicolette Grant?

- YES, IT IS.
- This is Utah One
Bank calling.

YES, I'M AWARE
I HAVE A BALANCE.

THEN, YOU'RE AWARE
THAT WE HAVEN'T RECEIVED
A PAYMENT FROM YOU.

YES, I KNOW MY PAYMENT
IS A LITTLE LATE.
IT'S JUST THAT--

- Barb: NICKI!
- ( hangs up )

- NICKI-- HI, HONEY.
I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS.
- ( phone rings )

IT'S SOME TELEMARKETERS--
ALWAYS IN THE MORNING.

- I GOT CALLED IN
FOR THE DAY-- AN EMERGENCY.
- ( ringing continues )

OH, THAT'S--
THAT'S GOOD, I GUESS.

IT'S GOOD FOR ALL OF US.
YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANNA GET THAT?

- WHAT'S ALL THIS?
- TEENIE HAS A LITTLE
CLASSROOM PAGEANT AT 4:00.

SHE NEEDS HER COSTUME
AT 3:30 FOR TOMORROW
NIGHT'S ECLIPSE.

- ( ringing stops )
- LUNAR ECLIPSE.
I'M THE MOON.

Barb:
IT'S A BREEZE.
JUST NEEDS THIS HEMMED,

AND A PAIR
OF BLACK TIGHTS.

HERE IS A 20
TO PICK THEM UP.

SHE WILL MEET YOU OUT
FRONT OF THE SCHOOL
AT 3:20.

- ( ringing resumes )
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I WAS UP ALL NIGHT
WITH CRAMPS.

- DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD GET--
- NO, I GOT IT.

OKAY.

- HELLO?
- Woman: You hung up
on me before.

NO, I'M MORE
THAN HAPPY WITH
MY TELEPHONE SERVICE.

- Ms. Grant, I don't
think you understand--
- jUST A SECOND.

- BARB, THIS ALL FINE.
NO PROBLEM.
- THANK YOU.

AND IF YOU COULD PICK UP
SARAH AFTER WORK...

YES, I UNDERSTAND.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL
YOU BACK, THOUGH.

You're making
this extremely--

- NO PROB, BARB. CAN DO.
- AND WHILE YOU'RE
SEWING...

- BEN'S JEANS.
- ( phone rings )

- GOSH, THAT THING
WON'T STOP.
- NOW, GO.

- SCOOT-SCOOT, I GOT IT.
- TEENIE, YOU GRAB
YOUR LUNCH,

- I'LL START THE CAR.
- OKAY, MOM. HURRY.

- Barb: THANKS AGAIN, BYE!
- SHE'S NOT HERE!

- Roman: Nicolette,
is that you?
- ( sighs )

PAPA?
( sighs )

- OH!
- DING-DONG.

UH, BARB, RIGHT?
CARL...

- ...FROM ACROSS THE STREET.
- OF COURSE.

- HI, CARL.
- HI, HI.

- ( Lester coos )
- MARGENE,

FROM NEXT DOOR,
BABYSITS FOR US.

Carl: OH...

- OH, IS THAT LITTLE
FELLA YOURS, TOO?
- HE'S MINE.

RIGHT. SHE BRINGS OVER
HER CHILDREN WHEN
SHE BABYSITS.

OH, YOU KNOW, I WAS
ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR BILL.

HE'S AT WORK.

- HE LEFT EARLY.
- YOU KNOW IT'S FU--
UH, THE WOMAN...

TWO HOUSES DOWN--
YOUR, YOUR TENANT,

- THE ONE WITH THE BRAID?
- MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

WHAT ABOUT HER?

IT'S NOTHING.
I'LL TALK TO BILL LATER.

WELL, HE WON'T BE BACK
UNTIL AFTER 6:00 TONIGHT--
IF I CAN HELP?

I'LL JUST TALK TO HIM.

BYE BYE.

HE KNOWS SOMETHING.

( whispers )
DARN NICKI AND THAT
OVERBLOWN BIRTHDAY PARTY.

- BYE.
- ( Lester coos )

HI.
I'M THE BABYSITTER.

BILL HENRICKSON.
CAN I HELP YOU?

- SO HOW MUCH?
- OH.

I DON'T KNOW.
I-- I GUESS ABOUT
FIVE GRAND.

SAY, WE'RE DOING
A STORE DRAWING.

YOU CAN SIGN UP WITH
ANY OF OUR CASHIERS.

THAT'S PRICEY.
CHEAPER JUST TO BUY
SEASON TICKETS

TO THE JAZZ, SEE THE GAME
IN PERSON, NOT ON TV.

YOU ASKED FOR ME?

SAW THOSE ADS,
YOU IN THE COWBOY HAT.

- PRETTY FUNNY.
- IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT?

- I COULD GET
A SALESPERSON TO HELP YOU.
- DON'T NEED ONE.

I DOWNLOADED A CONSUMER
REPORTS THING ON TVS.

- I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING
FOR THIS PARTICULAR ONE.
- OH?

( chuckles )
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

PURSUANT TO THE
UNDERLYING AGREEMENT,
THE U.E.B. HAS THE RIGHT

TO AUDIT YOUR BOOKS--
ALL OF THEM.

THAT'S A DEMAND
LETTER FROM OUR LAWYER.
CONSIDER YOURSELF SERVED.

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

I WORK FOR THE PROPHET.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

Lois:
Is there
any reason why?

SHE GOT CALLED IN.
SHE'S TEACHING TODAY.

AND NOBODY ANSWERS
AT NICKI'S.

I'M SO GLAD
YOU CALLED ME, LOIS.

I DIDN'T CALL YOU.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
SARAH'S NUMBER.

UH, SHE'S AT SCHOOL.
I'VE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
SINCE THE PARTY.

JUST HAVE BILL CALL ME.
TELL HIM IT'S IMPORTANT.

I DON'T REALLY THINK
WE GOT OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT.

I FEEL YOU
DON'T APPROVE OF ME,
LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

And I think if you'll
just give me a chance,

we can become
friends.

I WANT YOU
TO LIKE ME, OKAY?

- OKAY?
- Nicki: MARGIE!

( door opens, closes )

- WHAT KIND OF EMERGENCY?
- A FAMILY EMERGENCY.

SO YOU NEED TO FINISH
TEENIE'S COSTUME.
IT'S A SNAP.

PATCH BEN'S JEANS.
WATCH THE BOYS.

- ( boys screaming )
- BOYS, HUSH.

FEEL LIKE I'M FORGETTING
SOMETHING.

- WELL, I'LL BE BACK IN TIME
TO HELP YOU WITH DINNER.
- I CAN'T SEW.

AND I'M DOING THIS
AEROBICS THING. I GOTTA
GET THIS BABY WEIGHT OFF.

BOYS! WAYNE
I MEAN IT.

- YOU WERE
GONNA TAKE MY BOYS.
- IT'S AN EMERGENCY, MARGIE.

YOU NEED TO DELIVER
TEENIE'S COSTUME TO
THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOL

BY 3:30 SHARP, AND PICK
UP SOME BLACK TIGHTS ON
THE WAY TO GO WITH IT.

- THANKS SO MUCH,
YOU'RE THE BEST.
- HMM.

- BYE, BOYS. BYE.
- ( screaming )

( jackhammer rattling )

- Don: SORRY
TO EAT IN FRONT OF YOU.
- IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.

TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T
TRUST ROMAN.

- HE'S A WOLF
IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING.
- I DON'T TRUST HIM.

I JUST KNOW WE NEED
TO BE PATIENT.

ONCE HE GETS IT THAT
HE CAN'T INTIMIDATE ME

HE'LL MOVE ON
TO EASIER PREY.

- TELL THAT TO THAT KITCHEN
SUPPLY COMPANY IN MOAB.
- ( clicking )

- IT WAS FAILING
AND ROMAN TORCHED IT.
- COME ON, DON.

- ARSON.
- IT WAS NEVER PROVEN!

- GUS DALTON...
- ( clicking continues )

HE WAS IN BUSINESS
WITH JUNIPER CREEK.

- HE FALLS OUT
HIS OFFICE WINDOW.
- YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

HIS WIFE SAID SUICIDE,
SAID IT WAS THE ANTIDEPRESSANTS
AND SUED THE COMPANY.

I DON'T KNOW
HOW WE CAN BREAK GROUND
ON ANOTHER STORE

WITH HIM STILL
IN THE PICTURE.

IF HIS ASSOCIATION WITH US
BECOMES PUBLIC,

- THAT'S IT,
WE'RE COOKED.
- I'M TELLING YOU,

- HE'S GONNA
GO AWAY, TRUST ME.
- I HOPE IT'S SOON.

- THIS CORNER ISN'T GONNA
STAY ON THE MARKET LONG.
- ( phone rings )

( huffs, picks up )

- HI.
- Nicki: Hi,
what are you doing?

COUNTING CARS.
WHAT'S UP?

UM, NOW THAT
THE STORE'S OPEN,

DO YOU THINK I COULD
GET AN ADVANCE

- ON NEXT MONTH'S ALLOWANCE?
- NOPE, AND IF THERE
WERE A WAY,

- YOU'D NEED
TO TALK TO BARB.
- She got called in.

- DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU?
- Yeah.

- Isn't that great?
- BILL,

- YOU GIVE HER TOO MUCH POWER.
- NICKI, WE ALL HAVE OUR
RESPONSIBILITIES.

I still think you give
her too much power.

HONEY, YOU GOTTA TALK
TO BARB. THAT'S THAT.

- DON'T SAY A WORD.
- MM-HMM.

- THAT'S FIVE MINUTES.
- OH, FUDGE.

LOST COUNT.

TWO WEEKS.

THAT'S HOW LONG THE AVERAGE
BUTTERFLY LIVES.

- Girl: THAT'S SAD.
- WELL, NOT FOR THE BUTTERFLIES.

THEY'RE TOO BUSY.
COURTING AND MATING

- AND LAYING EGGS.
- DO BUTTERFLIES
GO TO HEAVEN?

GOSH.
I DON'T KNOW.

- I HOPE SO.
- IF THEY'RE GOOD,
THEY SHOULD GO.

- Barb: MM-HMM.
- Boy: DO THEY HAVE TO BE
BAPTIZED?

MY DAD SAYS YOU HAVE
TO BE BAPTIZED

- TO GO TO THE
CELESTIAL KINGDOM.
- ( knocks )

EVERYBODY, LOOK
AT YOUR PAPERS.

ONE MINUTE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

DADDY.

NICKI.
COME IN, HON.

DO YOU HAVE THOROUGH
AND COMPLETE CHECKUPS?

GOOD, YOU MUST
HAVE THOROUGH

AND COMPLETE CHECKUPS.

THE GIFT OF THE GOSPEL LIVED
IS HEALTH.

THANK YOU, SISTER.

COME OVER HERE, HONEY,
AND SIT DOWN

WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.

NOW, HONEY,

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
BEING SURPRISED.

I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

IT WAS JUST
A LITTLE MISTAKE.

SEE, RAYMOND
HAD THE CHICKENPOX

AND I WAS
SO WORRIED WHEN I WAS
WRITING THE BILLS

THAT I GOT CONFUSED
AND I ACCIDENTALLY

SENT THE CREDIT CARD CHECK
TO THE ELECTRIC COMPANY.

AND, THEY CALLED ME,
BUT THE CARD COMPANY
CALLED YOU

'CAUSE YOU CO-SIGNED.
AND IT'S ALL JUST A MISTAKE.

WELL, I CO-SIGNED
FOR $500,

AND UH,
ACCORDING TO THIS,

YOU NOW OWE 6,000.

WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
TO ERR IS TO BE HUMAN.

- DOES BILL KNOW?
- ABSOLUTELY.

- OF COURSE.
- WELL, GOOD.

BUT IT DOES MAKE ME
FEEL BAD FOR HIM.

NO MAN LIKES TO HAVE
ANOTHER PERSON COME BETWEEN
HIM AND HIS WIFE.

IF I WERE BILL,
I MIGHT RESENT ME.

LET'S REMOVE ME
AS COSIGNER.

- DON'T YOU THINK?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'LL JUST GIVE
BILL A CALL.

I DON'T WANT HIM
THINKING OF ME AS A MEDDLING
OLD FATHER-IN-LAW.

- LET'S JUST
TIDY THINGS UP.
- NO, PAPA--

DON'T.

( phone clicks
closed )

NOW THIS IS FOR HALF.

THERE MIGHT BE A WAY
TO PAY OFF THE REST

AT THE END OF THE MONTH.

HOW'S BILL'S
NEW STORE GOING?

HE DOESN'T TALK TO ME
ABOUT BUSINESS.

OH.

WELL, WHY DON'T
WE ASK HIM ABOUT IT?

IF BILL WERE
TO THROW YOU OUT,

YOU KNOW YOU CAN
ALWAYS COME BACK HOME.

OKAY?

I'D LIKE SOME
MORE JUICE NOW, PLEASE.

Nurse: YES.

- BILL HENRICKSON,
MY BROTHER, BIG CHIEF.
- HEY!

- ( laughs )
LOOK AT YOU.
- HOW YOU DOING?

- WHAT'S UP, JOEY?
- WHAT'S UP?

- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- WANDA.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- UH, THIS AND THAT.

- CAN YOU STAY FOR LUNCH?
- NO, WE GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE.

LET ME GIVE YOU THE TOUR.
ANYTHING YOU WANT, YOU CAN
HAVE IT FOR COST.

- HOW'S EVERYTHING?
- WE'RE GREAT.

- SUPER.
- SIT, SIT.

UH, JUST WANTED
TO STOP BY FOR A SEC.

- WE'RE DOING STUFF.
- YEAH, ALL FANCY.

YEAH, IT'S A--
A SPEAKING THING,

- KIND OF A PRESENTATION.
- WHERE? WHAT?

WE'RE TRYING TO RUN
A NICE, RESPECTABLE
FISH FARM,

AND ROMAN'S MAKING HIM
GO OFF TO THE OLD
FOLKS' HOME.

WANDA, NO ONE MAKES ME
DO ANYTHING.

MAKING HIM BRAG ABOUT ALL
HIS FOOTBALL STUFF--
WEAVER STATE,

- DALLAS,
SIGN AUTOGRAPHS.
- Joey: THE--

AND THEN GET
THE OLD PEOPLE TO INVEST
IN THESE WORTHLESS

RANCHES OUT IN THE DESERT.
AND IT MAKES ME SICK.

- AND IT MAKES
YOU SICK, TOO.
- Joey: WELL, HONEY,

ROMAN KNOWS A BIT MORE
ABOUT IT THAN WE DO.

AND IT'S NOT-- I DON'T MIND.
WANDA, WHY DON'T YOU GO

TAKE A LOOK
AROUND THE STORE
AND SEE IF THERE'S UH,

- SOMETHING FOR THE BABY.
- HE'S MAKING JOEY GET
THE OLD PEOPLE

TO TRUST THEM
FIRST, AND THEN
WRITE BIG CHECKS.

AND A BUNCH OF THEM
ARE SUING AND WANT
THEIR MONEY BACK.

- I'D WANT MY MONEY BACK, TOO.
- IT'S NOTHING I WAS
INVOLVED IN.

IT WAS ONE
OF THE FIRST RANCHES.
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.

AND THE LAWSUIT'S PUT
A REAL SCARE INTO ROMAN.

- THAT TRUE?
- Joey: YEAH, HE STANDS UP
IN MEETINGS,

PLEADS WITH PEOPLE
FOR MONEY TO HELP FIGHT
OFF THE SUIT.

WHAT HAPPENED
TO ALL THOSE INVESTIGATIONS?

- ATF WAS AFTER HIM.
- THEY BROUGHT IN SOME
HOTSHOT LAWYER FROM DENVER,

SAID THERE WEREN'T ANY GUNS.
ANYWAY, EVEN IF THERE WERE,

IT WAS PERFECTLY LEGAL.
UM, ANYWAY.

SAY, YOU KNOW I GAVE
BENNY MY SUPER BOWL RING
AT THE PARTY.

THAT WAS REAL GENEROUS.

IT'LL MEAN MORE TO HIM
THAN IT DID TO ME.

THE THING IS, I NEED
TO BORROW IT BACK.

JUST FOR A COUPLE TIMES.
I NEED TO SHOW IT OFF,
YOU KNOW?

THE OLD PEOPLE LIKE IT.

- NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
- ( kids playing )

NO, NO, NO...
KEYS, KEYS, KEYS!

OH, NO.
OH, NO. SHOOT!

OH, MY WATCH.

( gasps )
BOYS, WE'RE LEAVING!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...

( groans )

NO!

( panting )

( whimpers )
OH!

- YES.
- ( alarm blaring )

OH, FUCK!

( muffled groan )

Sarah: NOW I JUST
THINK THE WHOLE PLEDGE
THING IS WEIRD.

SO WERE YOU
STILL REGULAR LDS
WHEN YOU TOOK THE PLEDGE?

NOPE.

- SO HOW'D YOU BECOME
A POLYGAMIST, ANYWAY?
- NUH-UH.

MM-HMM, NOT ME.
I'M JUST ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.

- OKAY, SO YOUR
PARENTS, I MEAN.
- ( sighs )

- I DON'T KNOW.
- COME ON.

UH...

MOM GOT CANCER
AND ALMOST DIED.

DAD JUST STARTED...

BELIEVING IN THE PRINCIPLE
AGAIN, I GUESS, AND--

AND, NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
HE MARRIED NICKI.

BUT HOW COULD YOUR MOM
SAY YES TO THAT?

HER VERSION OR MINE?
HER VERSION, SHE JUST--

YOU KNOW, STARTED BELIEVING
IN THE PRINCIPLE, TOO.

AND, MINE--

SHE LOVES MY DAD
TOO MUCH AND SHE'S JUST
AFRAID OF LOSING HIM.

MUST'VE BEEN WEIRD.

( class bell chimes )

SO I CAN GET
MY MOM'S CAR,

AND THEN I'LL
PICK YOU UP AT 8:00.

OKAY.

( alarm blaring )

( blaring stops )

- IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?
- UH, NO.

I LIVE NEXT DOOR.
I WAS TRYING TO TELL
THE WOMAN ON THE PHONE

I WASN'T A CRIMINAL,
BUT SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

- DO I LOOK LIKE
A CRIMINAL TO YOU?
- YOU NEVER KNOW.

- OH, WHAT'S
YOUR NAME?
- TUI.

TUI? HI.
I'M MARGENE.

UH, COULD I GET YOU
TO DISARM THE SYSTEM
ON THAT HOUSE TWO DOORS DOWN

BECAUSE I THINK
I LOCKED MY KEYS INSIDE.

- NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.
- THEN I NEED YOU TO
DRIVE ME SOMEWHERE.

FAST.

- HI, MRS. HENRICKSON.
- HELLO.

PROBABLY DUE
TO THE WEATHER.

- 8%.
- ( knocks )

LISTEN, I GOTTA CALL
YOU BACK.

YEAH, YEAH, CALL ME
AFTER LUNCH.

HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT'S GOING ON?

I HAD A BREAK
AND I HAD TO TELL YOU.

THEY WANT ME TO FILL
IN FOR AN ENTIRE
MATERNITY LEAVE,

A FULL SIX WEEKS
THROUGH THE END OF
THE SCHOOL YEAR!

THAT IS TERRIFIC.

SIX WEEKS!

I MEAN, IN THEORY,
IT'S FULL-TIME.

I'M NOT CERTIFIED
FULL-TIME, BUT THEY'RE
GIVING IT TO ME ANYWAY.

I'M SO PROUD
OF YOU. OH...

( laughs )

HAVE YOU RUN IT BY
NICKI AND MARGENE YET?

NO. NO, I WANTED
TO TELL YOU FIRST.

WELL, I THINK YOU
BETTER TALK TO THEM.

- WHY? DO THEY
HAVE VETO POWER?
- OF COURSE NOT.

JUST, WHAT YOU DO
AFFECTS THEM, AND
I DON'T WANNA--

WELL, I KNOW IT AFFECTS THEM.
I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D
BE PLEASED.

I AM PLEASED.

- BUT I WANNA MAKE SURE
EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO.
- MM-HMM.

IT'S-- I LOVE YOU.

- I LOVE YOU TOO.
- Woman on intercom:
Bill, Mr. Williams

- is here to see you.
- GEE, I'VE GOT A MEETING

- WITH A WESTINGHOUSE REP.
- GO.

I'M KIND
OF TIED UP, BUT--

THAT'S-- THAT'S
GREAT NEWS, HONEY.

CAN YOU STEP ON IT
A LITTLE BIT, TUI?

NO, I CAN'T DO THAT, M'AM.

- SPEED LIMIT'S 25
IN RESIDENTIAL.
- ( honking )

IT'S HARASSMENT--
PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

YEAH, PROBABLY.

BABCOCK, PRICE & COGGINS.

JUST LETTERHEAD,
BUT IT SENDS A MESSAGE.

- WELL, THAT'S COMFORTING.
- ( clicking )

- LIKE THAT KIND OF CLICKING?
- YEAH, FOLLOWING ME.

COULD'VE BEEN
A BIG OLD HAND.

PEOPLE DO HAVE
THOSE DREAMS.

SO WHAT-- WHAT'S
THE BOTTOM LINE?

THEY HAVE
A RIGHT TO AUDIT.

- BOTH STORES?
- THE LANGUAGE OF
THE ORIGINAL CONTRACT,

WHICH WE DID NOT DRAFT.
IT'S PRETTY CLEAR.

THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO AN AUDIT
AT A TIME AND A PLACE
OF THEIR CHOOSING.

GREAT, JUST GREAT.
WELL, I NEED TO THINK.

HATE TO TELL YOU.
NOT MUCH TO THINK ABOUT.

- NOT ON THIS ONE.
- WELL, I NEED TO THINK
ANYWAY.

YOU'D NEVER GUESS AN OLD
REPROBATE LIKE ROMAN GRANT

WOULD GO HIGH-END
CORPORATE COUNSEL.

I'M IMPRESSED.

( clicking resumes )

( clicking continues )

( clicking echoing )

( chattering )

( car approaches )

TEENIE, I'M HERE.

EVERYTHING IS GONNA
BE JUST FINE.

- I GOT YOUR COSTUME.
- I NEED TIGHTS, MARGIE.

- I NEED TIGHTS.
- I KNOW.

BUT EVERYTHING GOT CRAZY
AND I COULDN'T STOP.

- SO THESE'LL WORK.
- WHAT IS IT?

IT'S PANTYHOSE.
COME ON.

COME GET IN THE CAR.

I'LL PUT THEM ON YOU.
COME ON.

TUI, SCOOT OVER
A LITTLE BIT?

IT'S TWO NUMBER THREE'S,
A LARGE ICED TEA AND
A FROSTY FREEZE.

IT'S 9.90
AT THE NEXT WINDOW.

YOU KNOW, A COUPLE
WEST JORDAN PLAYERS CAME
AFTER THE GAME LAST NIGHT.

THEY WERE GONNA
COME BACK AFTER CLOSING.

YEAH, THEY WON'T.
YOU'RE A WHORE.

- THEY SMELLED IT ON YOU.
- SO SAD, "BANG-BANG."

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE
ANOTHER STRAWBERRY SHAKE?

- HERE'S YOUR FRIES.
- Sarah: THANK YOU.

Donna: SO ARE YOU COMING
TO THAT PARTY WITH ME
ON SATURDAY?

- NO, ACTUALLY SHE'S NOT.
WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA GO--
- NOT YOU.

DON'T KNOW.
NOTHING LIKE WATCHING
A WHORE SCRAMBLE

- FOR HER ETERNAL
DAMNATION.
- SO HOT.

MAYBE WE'LL GO,
HEATHER AND I.

TO THE SAME PARTY
AS HER? NO WAY.

YOU DON'T WANNA GO, EITHER.
SO LET'S GO TO THE
SPAGHETTI FACTORY.

THEY OPENED
A NEW ONE AT
TROLLY SQUARE.

OR WE COULD GO
BOY-HUNTING WITH DONNA.

- WHY NOT?
- NOT A HARD CHOICE.

COME ON, LET'S GO
TO THE SPAGHETTI FACTORY.

I DON'T KNOW.
MIGHT BE FUN.

- THE PARTY'S UP
AT THE UNIVERSITY.
- YOU KNOW,

- YOU COULD GET A LATTE
AND GO WILD, BANG-BANG.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'VE UPPED MY STANDARDS.
SO UP YOURS.

SO PERFECT.

- THOUGHT YOU
DIDN'T WANNA GO?
- CHANGED MY MIND.

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

( classical music
playing )

GENERALLY,
THE THREE HEAVENLY BODIES

STAY IN THEIR OWN ORBITS,
BUT...

ONCE IN A WHILE SOMETHING
VERY SPECIAL HAPPENS.

ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE,
LIKE TOMORROW NIGHT,

THERE IS
A LUNAR ECLIPSE.

( all kids laugh )

Boy:
LOOK, IT'S A FULL MOON.

YOU KNOW
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SEW.
SHE GAVE ME LIKE BEN'S JEANS

- ( door opens )
- AND SHE GAVE ME THIS--

TEENIE'S DEVASTATED,
COMPLETELY HEARTBROKEN.

- WHAT HAPPENED?
- SHOULDN'T WE ASK YOU THAT?

HOW'S THE FAMILY
EMERGENCY GOING?

YEAH, SOMEBODY DIE
AT THE GAP?

- I HAD TO SEE MY FATHER.
- NO, NICKI.

NICKI, I WANNA KNOW

WHY YOU HAD ENOUGH TIME
TO GO SHOPPING BUT
NOT ENOUGH TIME

TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR
RESPONSIBILITIES HERE.

NOW, TEENIE WAS
PRANCING AROUND IN
A PAIR OF OLD PANTYHOSE.

I DON'T KNOW A THING
ABOUT THAT.

IT WAS SO SIMPLE, NICKI--
JUST FINISH THE COSTUME

- AND GET A PAIR OF TIGHTS.
- SOMETHING CAME UP.

I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT WAS MY RESPONSIBILITY
TO MAKE A MOON SUIT.

I MADE MARGIE
RESPONSIBLE BECAUSE
SOMETHING IMPORTANT CAME UP,

JUST LIKE YOU'VE DONE
TO ME A HUNDRED TIMES.

MARGIE DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF
THESE LITTLE THINGS.

RIGHT.
OF COURSE NOT BECAUSE
I'M JUST THE BABYSITTER.

- THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE
TO ANSWER TO YOU, BARB.

I HAVE IMPORTANT
RESPONSIBILITIES
IN THE WORLD, TOO.

NO, AND WHILE
WE'RE AT IT, EVERYONE
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

- IS ASKING
QUESTIONS ABOUT US.
- NEVER MIND, I GET IT.

NO, I DON'T
THINK YOU DO, NICKI.
THE PARTY WAS A FIASCO.

IT CALLED ATTENTION
TO US AT A TIME
WHEN DISCRETION

IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
VALUE WE HOLD.

FROM HERE ON OUT,
NO ONE COMES TO THESE HOUSES
IN PRAIRIE OUTFITS.

- "OUTFITS?"
- PERIOD.

OH, YOU HAVE
NO AUTHORITY TO MAKE
THAT RULE, BARBARA.

HOW ABOUT THIS?
HOW ABOUT, WE ALL
GET TO MAKE RULES?

MY RULE IS,
FIRST WIVES DON'T GET
TO RUN OFF CONSTANTLY

TAKING JOBS ON A WHIM AND
SHOVE THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES
ONTO SECOND WIVES ANYMORE.

WELL, IF WE ALL
GET TO MAKE RULES,
THEN HERE'S MY RULE:

SECOND WIVES
CAN'T SLEEP WITH
THIRD WIVES' HUSBANDS

IN THIRD WIVES'
OWN BEDROOMS!

OH, WOULD YOU STOP
HARPING ON THAT?
JUST GET OVER IT.

ALL RIGHT.
LET'S ALL CALM DOWN.

THIS IS NOT IN THE SPIRIT
OF WHO WE ARE.

COME ON.

HANDS.

BARB, I JUST
CAN'T RIGHT NOW--
MAYBE LATER.

I NEED TO TAKE
SOME MIDOL.

( sighs )

ALL RIGHT, THEN.
AHEM.

LATER.

TELL HIM
I DON'T MIND, DAD.

YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, BENNY.

NEVER KICK A MAN
WHEN HE'S DOWN.

I CANNOT BEAR WHAT
ROMAN'S DOING TO JOEY--

A FRONT MAN,
DRESSED UP AND SENT OUT
LIKE A TRAINED MONKEY.

- ROMAN SAYS "DANCE,"
AND HE DANCES.
- HONEY.

NOTHING YOU
CAN DO ABOUT IT.
AT THE END OF THE DAY,

EVERYONE HAS TO LIVE
BY THEIR OWN DECISIONS.

ANY CHANCE JOEY HAS
OF GETTING FREE, ANY CHANCE
HE HAS OF GETTING ON HIS FEET...

- DINNER IN FIVE.
- ( sighs )

( baby coos )

DO YOU THINK SOMETHING
BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN
TOMORROW, DADDY?

NO.
WHY, SWEETIE?

THE ECLIPSE.
SHE'S BEEN STUDYING
ABOUT IT.

- IT'S A BAD OMEN.
- MM-HMM.

I THINK TOMORROW'S
GONNA BE A GREAT DAY.

HEY, DRESS WARM.
STILL SEE SOME SNOW
UP THERE.

JUST WHAT WE NEED,
MORE VENISON.

I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT ANYTHING.
TOMORROW'S BEN'S DAY.

- RIGHT, SON?
- YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT.

BENNY, COULD YOU
GET ME SOME KETCHUP
FROM THE PANTRY?

MM-HMM.

OH, I WAS GOING
TO TELL YOU.

I'M AFRAID
THE NEIGHBOR CARL,
ACROSS THE STREET,

- SUSPECTS SOMETHING.
- UH, HE CALLED ME
AT THE OFFICE.

HE JUST WANTS
PERMISSION TO REPAINT
THE HOUSE NUMBER

ON THE CURB
IN FRONT OF NICKI'S.
SOME KIND OF--

FUNDRAISING PROJECT.

NO WAY!
30-OUGHT-SIX!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!

- ( Bill laughing )
- A 30-- THANK YOU,

THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

- WATCH WHERE YOU
AIM THAT THING.
- THANKS, DAD.

HEY, REMEMBER TOMORROW--
NO DEODORANT, NO SOAP
AND NO MOUTHWASH.

( chuckles )
LIKE YOU REALLY HAVE
TO TELL HIM THAT.

HEY, NICK.

JUST WANTED TO SEE
IF YOU WERE FEELING
ANY BETTER.

YEAH, I'M FINE.

YOU WERE SO QUIET
AT DINNER.

THANKS FOR NOTICING.

HEY, COME ON.

YOU'RE MY ROCK.

MARGENE
SAID YOU SAW
YOUR FATHER TODAY.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

I DON'T KNOW.

- HE JUST CALLED ME.
- ABOUT WHAT?

HE WAS SICK.

HE ASKED ABOUT YOU.

- ASKED ABOUT THE NEW STORE.
- WHAT'D YOU TELL HIM?

THE TRUTH--
THAT YOU DON'T TALK
TO ME ABOUT THE BUSINESS.

- LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO UPSET YOU.
- OH.

BILL, YOU'RE MY HUSBAND.

COME ON, I WOULD NEVER DO
ANYTHING TO HURT YOU.

HEAVENLY FATHER,

WE THANK YOU
FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY.

WE ASK THAT YOU BLESS
BEN'S NEW RIFLE

AND MAKE IT SHOOT
STRAIGHT AND TRUE.

AND BLESS THE DEER--
MAY ITS DEATH BE QUICK
AND PAINLESS.

IN THE NAME
OF JESUS CHRIST, AMEN.

All: AMEN.

- Bill: GENTLEMEN.
- Don: YES, SIR.

- THIS IS DON, THIS IS DON.
COME IN, BILL.
- ( radio beeps )

BILL TO DON, BILL TO DON.
READING YOU LOUD AND
CLEAR, PARTNER.

- LET'S GO.
- Ben: GOOD LUCK.

- Jason: HAVE FUN.
- Don: LET'S GO, JACE.

- ( mimicking car engine )
- Nicki: AND I KNOW YOU
SHOULD NEVER TAKE OUT

A SECOND MORTGAGE
TO PAY OFF YOUR CREDIT
CARD DEBTS.

Woman:
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
THAT YOU'VE GOT RIGHT.

I THINK I HAVE TO FILE
FOR BANKRUPTCY

- BUT THOSE LAWS
JUST CHANGED, RIGHT?
-All right. Listen, Nicki--

You really, really
gotta help me out here.
Let's deal with this.

How much
credit card debt
do you actually have?

I DON'T KNOW--
AROUND...

$20,000, I THINK.

-You think? How much?
- MAYBE--

MAYBE 30,000.

Nicki, here
is the bottom line--

when you don't know
for sure

how much credit card debt
you have, that says to me

probably somebody else
doesn't know, either.

Now, you are married.
Don't tell me that
you are hiding

this debt not only
from yourself but from your
husband as well.

- Am I right?
- YES.

Do you understand that he is
legally responsible
for this debt?

So don't you think
you owe it to him

to tell him how much
debt you have?

BUT THAT'S WHY
I WAS CALLING.

SEE, I WANNA
KNOW WHAT I CAN DO
SO HE NEVER HAS TO KNOW.

No-no, no-no-no.
Truth attracts money,

but lies repel it.
You are never going
to be able

to get the money
you need to pay off
this debt

if you continue to lie,
not only to yourself

but to your husband.

People first, then money,
then things.

I say it all the time.
And by the way, Nicki,

will you just get a grip
on how much credit card debt

you actually have?
I don't know, Nicki.

I'm not happy with you.

You're up next
on the Suze Orman show.

- Man: Hi.
Uh, am I on?
-( TV clicks off )

( sighs )

( sighs )

( taps )

( tapping keypad )

MOM, I'M GOING TO A PARTY
TONIGHT, OKAY?

- WHAT KIND OF PARTY?
- JUST REGULAR.

WELL, THEN LEAVE ME
THE REGULAR INFORMATION--

WHERE, WHEN, PHONE NUMBER,

AND BE HOME AT 11:30.

YOU'RE GONNA MISS
ALL THE POTS AND PANS.

- WHAT?
- UH, THE CHINESE

USED TO BANG POTS
AND PANS TO SCARE
OFF THE DEMONS

TRYING TO DEVOUR
THE EARTH,

- ACCORDING TO TEENIE.
- ( giggles )

- I HAVE A QUESTION.
- TEENIE, GO GET
YOUR COSTUME.

DID IT TAKE YOU LIKE,
DAYS OR MONTHS

TO GET USED TO THE IDEA
OF POLYGAMY

WHEN DAD BROUGHT IT UP?

IT WAS A GRADUAL PROCESS.

WHY?

I DON'T KNOW,
I WAS JUST THINKING.

HOW DID ROMAN TAKE OVER
THE COMPOUND?

HOW DID HE GET IN CONTROL?

ROMAN WAS YOUR GREAT
GRANDFATHER ORVILLE'S
ACCOUNTANT.

AND AFTER THE RAIDS
IN THE 1950S,

ORVILLE SET UP THE U.E.B.
AND ROMAN MANIPULATED
THE SHARES.

I DON'T REALLY
UNDERSTAND HOW,

BUT HE TRICKED
ORVILLE AND WAS
ABLE TO VOTE HIM OUT.

- IT WAS LIKE
A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.
-( kids playing )

- OH.
- ROMAN TOOK ORVILLE'S LAND
AND MOST OF HIS WIVES

AND LEFT YOUR DAD'S
FAMILY POOR AS DIRT.

- ( playing continues )
- HUH.

WAIT, SARAH?

I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
THAT WE ARE NOT
THOSE PEOPLE

AND WE NEVER WILL BE,
IF THAT'S WHAT THIS
IS ALL ABOUT.

I HAVE BEEN OVER
TO NICKI'S THREE TIMES
IN THE LAST TWO HOURS

AND SHE WON'T COME
OUT OF THE BATHROOM.

SHE WOULDN'T
ANSWER ME, EITHER.

HOW'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

SHE'S OKAY.
I MEAN, I REALLY
LIKE HER.

IT'S CONFUSING.

I'VE BEEN HAVING
WEIRD DREAMS.

NO KIDDING?

HOW DO YOU KNOW
IF GOD'S TALKING TO YOU,

OR IF YOU'RE JUST
TALKING TO YOURSELF?

IT'S ONE OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT CHALLENGES
IN LIFE, BEN--

TO LEARN TO HEAR,
RECOGNIZE THE VOICE
OF THE LORD.

STAYING WHOLESOME'S
PART OF IT--

SO MANY ADDICTIONS
IN THIS WORLD--

TV AND FOOD
AND GLUTTONY.

THINGS
THAT ARE OFFENSIVE

AND NUMBING
TO THE SPIRIT.

BUT YOU ALSO HAVE
TO BE VERY CAREFUL.

SOMETIMES, YOU THINK
IT'S THE LORD SPEAKING

AND IT'S JUST
YOUR OWN EMOTIONS,
YOUR OWN DEMONS.

CAN ANYONE HAVE
A REVELATION?

WELL, WE ALL HAVE
THE POTENTIAL

TO RECEIVE
TESTIMONY, BEN.

- IN DREAMS?
- DREAMS--

( walkie-talkie
beeps )

Jason:
Mr. H., Mr. H.,
uh, a wolf-- holy macaroni.

Dad-- Daddy went back
to get the pie and I was--

I was peeing
and I saw a wolf!
He was running up a hill.

- ( beeps )
- HE'S NOT GONNA
HURT YOU, SON.

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE,
IT'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.

RULE OF THE WILD.
SNAKES, BEARS,
WOLVES--

THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.
JUST GIVE THEM
A WIDE BERTH

AND THEY'LL HEAD OFF
ON THEIR OWN.

- Gee thanks, Mr. H.
- ( beeps )

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT
IN THERE?

- NICKI?
- ( sighs )

NICKI, MARGENE
AND I ARE WORRIED.
COULD YOU COME OUT NOW?

- Margene: NICKI, PLEASE
OPEN THE DOOR.
- ( knocks )

- NICKI PLEASE,
THIS IS REALLY--
- YOUR CHILDREN NEED YOU!

NICKI, JUST COME
OUT OF THERE.

( screams )
NICKI! I AM
ABOUT TO CALL 911.

IF YOU'RE ALL RIGHT,
THEN YOU BETTER OPEN UP
THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!

- ( loud thumping )
- MARGENE, PLEASE.

ALL I WANTED
WAS A LITTLE PRIVACY.

GUESS THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK,
FOR PETE'S SAKE.

WE WERE CONCERNED
ABOUT YOU.

YOU HAVE BEEN
IN THE NASTIEST MOOD
SINCE YOU GOT YOUR PERIOD.

OH REALLY?
MAYBE I'M JUST MAD
AT YOU, BARB.

DID YOU EVER THINK--
WHAT?

WHEN WERE
YOU GONNA TELL US
ABOUT YOUR NEW JOB OFFER?

AFTER YOU TOOK IT?
HUH, BOSS LADY?

PLEASE, STOP
CALLING ME THAT.

- ( kids shouting )
- MARGENE, DISTRACT THEM.

PLEASE, PLEASE.

IF YOU AND I
COULD HAVE A RATIONAL
CONVERSATION, I--

I'M RATIONAL NOW.
AND MY ANSWER IS "NO."

- YOU CANNOT TAKE THAT JOB.
- THAT IS NOT YOUR DECISION.

WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT JOB?

I'M NOT YOUR
PERSONAL ASSISTANT, BARB.

AND NEITHER IS MARGIE.

I DID NOTHING
THAT WE HAVEN'T DONE
100 TIMES BEFORE.

- THE MONEY GOES
INTO A COMMON POT.
- THAT IS NOT THE POINT.

YOU CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS
THAT AFFECT US WITHOUT
CONSULTING US FIRST.

RIGHT, MARGIE?
WE'RE EQUALS.

- PLEASE STOP IT, YOU TWO.
- EQUALS?

YOU TREAT MARGENE
LIKE SHE'S YOUR MAID!

I GOT HER A STEREO.

- WHERE DID YOU GET
THE MONEY FOR THAT?
- MONEY, MONEY, MONEY--

- THAT'S ALL ANYONE EVER
THINKS ABOUT AROUND HERE.
- THEN, YOU WON'T CARE

THAT YOU WON'T GET AN ADVANCE
ON NEXT MONTH'S ALLOWANCE.

JUST STOP IT!
I HATE THIS.

FIRST, IT'S YOUR
CLASSES AT THE UNIVERSITY
TWO NIGHTS A WEEK,

THEN IT'S WEEKENDS
WITH THE CANCER SOCIETY
IN BEEHIVE VILLAGE.

- NOW, IT'S
A FULL-TIME JOB?
- SIX WEEKS.

( screaming )
YOU ARE BEING SO SPITEFUL.
I AM TAKING THE JOB,

( lowers voice )
AND THAT'S THAT.

WHAT JOB?

( gasps )

- Bill: SHOOT!
- DANG!

DID YOU SEE HIM?
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I MISSED HIM.

- HOW COULD I--
- TAKE IT EASY. YOU HAVE
TO HAVE PATIENCE.

THE HUNT'S
NOT JUST THE KILL.

IT'S ABOUT WAITING,
PLANNING,

THEN DECIDING
WHEN TO ACT.

YOU'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME.

( groans )

- ( rock music playing )
- ( chattering )

HERE--
HERE, DRINK THAT.

HOT, HOT.

- DO YOU WANNA DANCE?
- MMM,

THE NIGHT IS YOUNG.
OH, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

MORE, MORE.
DON'T YOU WANNA GET
ALL GUSHY?

- I WANNA DANCE.
- OH, GOD.

IT'S THOSE GUYS,
THOSE GUYS FROM
WEST JORDAN.

- COME ON, COME ON.
- FORGET IT, I'M NOT
INTO PICKING UP SOMEONE.

WELL, I AM.
HERE, YOU FINISH IT.

MOM, IT'S STARTING.

HAVE YOU TALKED
TO NICKI?

HMM, I HAVE NOTHING
TO SAY TO HER.

OH.

WHAT ARE THESE FOR?

TO BANG AND SCARE
THE DRAGON AWAY.

( giggles )

( ballad playing )

DONNA.

- LET'S GO.
- HOW COME?

'CAUSE I DON'T FEEL GOOD,
AND EVERYBODY'S LEAVING,

AND YOU DROVE,
AND YOU'RE A MESS.

- WHAT, IS THIS YOUR MOTHER?
- NO, SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER.

JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES.
( giggles )

( moans )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

SATAN'S WHORE INSIDE?

I GUESS.

CAME TO SEE
IF YOU NEEDED A RIDE HOME.

I DO.

OH.

SIT UP.

- OH.
- SORRY.

Heather:
OKAY.

OH, I DON'T
FEEL GOOD.

- COUGH SYRUP.
- WHAT SIZE?

EIGHT OUNCE.
TWO OF THEM, THOUGH.

THANKS FOR COMING.

YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME
SOMETHING.

OKAY.

DONNA GOES TO MERCER
SO I DON'T--

I DON'T CARE
WHAT SHE KNOWS.

YOU...

CAN NEVER TELL A SOUL
ABOUT MY FAMILY.

- OKAY.
- AS FAR AS YOU KNOW,

I HAVE ONE FATHER

AND ONE MOTHER.

- OKAY?
- YEAH.

I MEAN EVER.

NO, I GOT IT.

OKAY, OKAY.

( pans clanging )

Man:
SHUT UP!

( chattering )

- Don: YOU HAD
A GOOD TIME, RIGHT?
-YEAH, UM...

( growling )

( wolf yelps )

I'M GOING AFTER ROMAN.

I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO HIM.

( moans )

( clicking )

( growling )

- ( door opens )
- Margene:BILL?

DID YOU SEE THE ECLIPSE?

WE MADE SO MUCH
NOISE WE SCARED
THE DRAGON AWAY.

WE SAVED THE KING.
WE SAVED THE WORLD.

ARE YOU COMING IN SOON?

IN A MINUTE.

- IT'S NICKI'S NIGHT.
- I KNOW.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

THINGS GO A LITTLE HAYWIRE
WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE.

SWEET DREAMS.

( door closes )

( wolf howls )

( country music
plays )