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I HAVE AN OPEN HOUSE FROM 2:00 TO 4:00, 10 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,310 SO 6:00, 6:30 IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND 11 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,446 FOR AN EARLY SIT-DOWN SUPPER. 12 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:02,216 THAT'S A MENU FROM OUR PIONEER GRILLE, VOTED BEST RESTAURANT, BEST NEW RESTAURANT 13 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,117 AND BEST BRUNCH IN THE CITY. 14 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:07,588 I KNOW. OOH, "OPEN LASAGNA PUMPKIN"! 15 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,623 - HOW MANY DID YOU SAY? - 100. 16 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,526 - MM-HMM. - IS IT POSSIBLE TO BRING IN OUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT? 17 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,695 WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 18 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:17,665 I HAVEN'T DECIDED. EITHER A MAGICIAN OR A PUPPY PARTY. 19 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,633 HMM. 20 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:29,877 ( door closes ) 21 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,919 - HI. - HI. 22 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,534 ( woman screams ) 23 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,939 ( both giggling ) 24 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,079 - Woman: HI. - HI... 25 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,949 ( laughing ) 26 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,754 ( screams ) 27 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:17,758 - ( laughs ) - YOU LIKE IT? 28 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,493 OH, MISTER! MMM! 29 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,529 - NOW REMEMBER... - MM-HMM? 30 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,263 STEWARDSHIP, NOT CONSUMPTION, 31 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:26,534 IS THE PROPER RELATION TO MATERIAL WEALTH. 32 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,938 ( laughs ) HEY, OKAY, OKAY. 33 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,909 WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 34 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:40,047 LOOK! IT'S BRAND NEW. 35 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:42,716 AND NEXT TIME YOURS IS ON THE BLINK, YOU WON'T HAVE TO TAKE 36 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:45,052 A LOANER OUT WHILE IT'S IN THE SHOP! 37 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,956 ( imitates engine ) 38 00:04:56,364 --> 00:05:00,300 Adaleen: "BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO STUDY THE COMPLEX INTERACTIONS 39 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,503 OF THE EARTH'S PHYSICAL SYSTEMS, 40 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:07,107 TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF A FEW FOUNDATION CONCEPTS. 41 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:10,411 HOW IS THE EARTH LIKE A MAGNET?" 42 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,380 I DON'T KNOW, ADALEEN. 43 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,247 WHERE'S NEW YORK CITY? 44 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,817 IT'S FAR AWAY. 45 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:20,788 - "WHEN IS NORTH NOT REALLY NORTH?" - HOW FAR AWAY? 46 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:23,857 YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT, SWEETIE. 47 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,994 "I EXIST BECAUSE SPINNING METALS IN THE EARTH'S CORE 48 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:30,330 CREATE A MAGNETIC FIELD THAT SURROUNDS THE EARTH. 49 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:34,334 I AM THE 'BLANK' NORTH POLE." 50 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,136 ( car engine stops ) 51 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:39,640 - I AM TRYING-- - ( car door slams ) 52 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:43,544 ( whispers ) I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU AN EDUCATION. 53 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:48,849 "I AM THE MAGNETIC NORTH POLE." 54 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,818 ( phone ringing ) 55 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,959 GOOD AFTERNOON, U.E.B. THIS IS ADALEEN. W MAY I HELP YOU? 56 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,494 MAMA, HI, IT'S ME. 57 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,029 I HADN'T HEARD FROM YOU 58 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,264 SO I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU GOT THE INVITATIONS. 59 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,134 - YES. - Will papa come? 60 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:08,769 HE'S AWFULLY BUSY, NICKI. 61 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,371 I SO WANT HIM TO COME, MAMA. 62 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:14,408 OH, HONEY, YOU KNOW, WEDDINGS, FUNERALS, 63 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:17,878 BAPTISMS OF THE DEAD-- HE'S GOT SO MANY THINGS, 64 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,848 AND WE MUST PRAY FOR THE MIRACLE OF HIS CONTINUED HEALTH, 65 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:23,584 and protect him from unnecessary tasks. 66 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:26,487 I KNOW. I JUST WANT US TO BE TOGETHER IS ALL. 67 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:31,024 HONEY, WHAT YOU WANT IS IMMATERIAL. 68 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:35,162 WHAT ANY OF US SELFISHLY WANT IS IMMATERIAL. 69 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:38,398 - I DON'T CARE. I STILL WANT HIM TO COME. - Nicolette... 70 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:42,636 I'LL LOOK AT HIS SCHEDULE AND SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 71 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,705 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A LESSON. 72 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,406 I'LL TALK TO YOU MORE ABOUT IT ANON. 73 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:49,710 - ( dial tone hums ) - FINE. 74 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:56,149 ( muttering ) 75 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,128 AHA. 76 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,671 - ( window squeaks ) - OOH... 77 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,898 MY HOUSE, TOO? THERE'S NOTHING EVEN WORTH RIPPING OFF IN MY HOUSE. 78 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,200 ALL THREE HOUSES. LOOK, I'VE HIRED A SECURITY COMPANY 79 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,202 AND THEIR GONNA HAVE THEIR WORKMEN OUT HERE TOMORROW. 80 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,105 DO THEY KNOW ABOUT US? THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT OUR SITUATION. 81 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,742 DISCRETION ASSURED. WE'VE MOVED UP IN THE WORLD. 82 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,510 WE HAVE ASSETS TO PROTECT NOW. 83 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,178 HERE ARE THE BROCHURES. 84 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,648 I JUST WANT TO SET UP A COUPLE OF PERIMETERS OF DEFENSE. 85 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:03,851 - "PERIMETERS OF DEFENSE"? - JUST PRECAUTIONARY. 86 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,920 I'VE BEEN ON TV FOR THE STORE IN THOSE ADS. I MEAN... 87 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,189 WHO KNOWS WHAT NUTCASES ARE OUT THERE? 88 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:13,360 - I KNOW, BUT IT JUST SOUNDS SO-- - IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE. 89 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,228 WE DON'T WANT TO BECOME A TARGET. 90 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,731 A TARGET? WHO ARE WE A TARGET OF? 91 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,167 NO ONE. JUST SOMEONE, ANYONE. 92 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,836 I MEAN, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT ELIZABETH SMART GIRL. 93 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,938 THEY JUST SLIT THE BACK WINDOW AND TOOK HER. 94 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,207 - IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING US? - NO, NO, NO. 95 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,677 IF THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON, BILL, YOU SHOULD TELL US. 96 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,545 LOOK, EVERYONE, NO, THERE'S NOTHING. 97 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,313 SOMETIMES AT NIGHT, I'M IN THE KITCHEN, 98 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,316 THERE'S ALL THAT GLASS, AND IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE CREEPY'S LOOKING IN. 99 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:39,587 - LAST NIGHT I SWEAR I THINK I HEARD SOMETHING OUT BACK. - SO DID I. 100 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,088 WAIT, YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME THIS. 101 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,824 WHOA, CALM DOWN! IT'S JUST A HOME INVASION SYSTEM. 102 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,960 THERE'S ALL KINDS OF DANGERS OUT THERE. ANIMALS EVEN. 103 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,229 I MEAN, A COUGAR COMING DOWN OUT OF THE HILLS... 104 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:52,633 YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW IF THERE WAS A BIG CAT IN THE YARD, WOULDN'T YOU? 105 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:56,303 ( sighs ) SOME MOTION DETECTORS, SOME SEEING EYES. 106 00:08:56,403 --> 00:09:02,009 BEN AND I CAN INSTALL THE FLOODLIGHTS IN THE BACKYARD OURSELVES. 107 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:06,046 I JUST WANT TO PROTECT US, THAT'S ALL. 108 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:14,855 JOSEPH SMITH, UNEARTHING THE LONG-LOST GOLDEN TABLETS 109 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:18,558 OF THE ANCIENT NEPHITES IN PALMYRA, NEW YORK. 110 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,731 BRIGHAM YOUNG, OUR SECOND PRESIDENT, 111 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:28,235 LEADING US ON OUR GREAT TREK INTO THE AMERICAN WEST. 112 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:33,674 ( chuckles ) AND THIS GUITAR CAME ACROSS ON THE TREK... 113 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,577 INTO THE BEAUTIFUL SALT LAKE VALLEY, 114 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:40,547 WHERE WE AS A PEOPLE 115 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,983 FOUGHT TO DEFEND POLYGAMY. 116 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,418 YOU MAY TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF OUR MURAL IF YOU'D LIKE. 117 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,622 - YOU DON'T MIND IF WE RECORD? - NO. 118 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,724 YOU DON'T MIND IF WE DO? 119 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:55,395 YOU SEE, THE PRINCIPLE OF PLURAL MARRIAGE 120 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,931 WAS GOD'S SACRED GIFT TO US. 121 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:01,902 BUT IN 1890, 122 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:06,506 THE SO-CALLED LEADERS IN SALT LAKE 123 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,942 BUCKLED TO OUTSIDE PRESSURE 124 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:12,145 AND REPUDIATED POLYGAMY AND THE TEACHINGS 125 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:16,917 OF OUR BELOVED PROPHET, JOSEPH SMITH. 126 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,587 WE ALONE HAVE KEPT THE PRINCIPLE ALIVE. 127 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,990 WE ARE THE ONE TRUE CHURCH. 128 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,793 AND THE VIOLENCE, THE COERCION OF YOUNG GIRLS, 129 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,729 THE ABUSES COMMITTED AGAINST CHILDREN? 130 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,266 WE ROOT IT OUT. WE CRUSH IT. 131 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:38,638 I HAVE 31 CHILDREN AND 187 GRANDCHILDREN, 132 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,941 AND I LOVE EVERY ONE OF THEM. 133 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:45,178 A LOT OF TIMES THEIR MOTHERS WILL SAY, "LEAVE GRANDPA ALONE," 134 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:48,081 AND I'LL SAY, "LET THEM COME TO ME." 135 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,819 PRECIOUS DARLINGS, ALL OF THEM. 136 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,087 - AND THE GAYS, PAPA. - WHAT? 137 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,588 THE HOMOSEXUALS. 138 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,091 OH, THE GAYS. 139 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:02,562 IF THE SUPREME COURT SAYS YES TO THE PRIVACY RIGHTS OF HOMOSEXUAL PERSONS, 140 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:07,868 SURELY IT'S TIME TO RECOGNIZE OUR RIGHTS TO LIVE IN PEACE, TOO. 141 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,604 ( baby cooing ) 142 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:15,943 IT'S WAYNE'S BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY AND NICKI HASN'T MENTIONED IT. 143 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,546 - ISN'T THAT STRANGE? - YEAH, STRANGE. 144 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,916 - HAS SHE SPOKEN TO YOU ABOUT IT? - NO, NOT SO MUCH, NOT A LOT. 145 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,186 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT A LOT"? 146 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,022 NOT REALLY ANYTHING. 147 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,991 ( baby continues cooing ) 148 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,827 BARB, I PROMISED I WOULDN'T TELL. IF I DO SHE'LL KNOW. 149 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,830 BUT WHY WOULD IT BE A SECRET? IT'S JUST WAYNE'S BIRTHDAY. 150 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,699 MMM, I CAN'T. SHE JUST ALWAYS KNOWS-- 151 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,937 NICKI... 152 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,706 WAYNE'S BIRTHDAY IS SATURDAY. 153 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,376 I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE. 154 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,612 ( sighs ) IT'S A SECRET, BARB. 155 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,047 A SECRET? 156 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,250 WHAT IS THIS WITH THE SECRETS? 157 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,253 IT'S JUST FOR NOW. I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO TALK TO BILL. 158 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,889 HMM. 159 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,556 OH, WHOA, WHOA... 160 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,325 DID YOU WANT SOMETHING? 161 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,861 NO. 162 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,306 I'LL JUST SAY THIS: MONTE CRISTO HOTEL AND RESORT. 163 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,078 HEY. 164 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,847 HAVE YOU TALKED TO NICKI? 165 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,581 - ABOUT WHAT? - WAYNE'S BIRTHDAY. 166 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,950 - HEY, SWEETIE. - Sarah: HEY. 167 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,085 SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DEAL WITH IT. YOU OR ME? 168 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,122 NO, IT'S OKAY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP. 169 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:42,262 - DINNER'S READY. - GOOD. I'M HUNGRY. 170 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,034 75° tomorrow in the capital city, 171 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,937 86° in St. George, 80° around Lake Powell. 172 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,939 Another gorgeous day coming up 173 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,141 with partly cloudy to mostly sunny skies, 174 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,609 a slight chance of showers over the higher mountains... 175 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,212 I'M GONNA TAKE WAYNE UP. 176 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,515 I'M POOPED. I'M GONNA GO TO BED TOO. 177 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,820 HOLD UP A SEC. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT WAYNE'S BIRTHDAY. 178 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,557 LET'S TALK ABOUT IT AFTER WE GO TO BED. 179 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,492 I GOTTA LAY DOWN. 180 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,528 WHO ALL YOU INVITED? 181 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,566 YOU GOT A LIST, DON'T YOU? 182 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,135 YEAH. 183 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,105 LET'S SEE IT. 184 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,219 WOW, A LOT OF NAMES. 185 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,624 - NOW WAIT A MINUTE... - OH, DON'T BE GROUCHY. 186 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,393 IT'S FOR WAYNE. 187 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,763 - ARE YOU NUTS? - SHH, YOU'RE GONNA WAKE HIM. 188 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,599 ARE YOU CRAZY? 189 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,634 HOW MANY PEOPLE? 190 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,504 JUST IMMEDIATE FAMILY. 191 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,840 - 153. - ( exhales ) 192 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,077 - I'LL TRIM A BIT. - ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO WAY. 193 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,279 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. HE'S A LITTLE BOY. 194 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,182 WE BARELY MOVED IN AND YOU PROPOSE TO PARADE 200 PEOPLE 195 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,818 IN PRAIRIE GARB AND SUN BONNETS UP AND DOWN OUR STREET? 196 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,420 OH, HONESTLY. OF COURSE NOT. 197 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,687 WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? 198 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,990 I ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT. 199 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,097 - HERE. - A HOTEL? 200 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,534 THE MONTE CRISTO HOTEL AND LODGE?! 201 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,736 WHAT KIND OF MONEY DO YOU THINK WE'RE MADE OF? 202 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,172 SHH! MY FATHER SAID HE'D PAY FOR IT. 203 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,142 YOUR FATHER? PAYING FOR MY SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? 204 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,078 NO WAY IS YOUR FATHER PAYING. ABSOLUTELY NOT! 205 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,779 THIS PARTY WILL BE HELD HERE, 206 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,982 IN OUR HOUSE-- HOUSES, BACKYARD, 207 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,217 OR IT WON'T BE HELD AT ALL, PERIOD! 208 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,818 AND THIS... 209 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,255 "IMMEDIATE FAMILY." 210 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,224 IMMEDIATE FAMILY-- 10. END OF DISCUSSION! 211 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,127 AND I'D LEAVE YOUR FATHER OFF THE LIST IF I WERE YOU, UNDERSTAND? 212 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,929 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU AND MY FATHER? 213 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,965 - HE'S NOT WELCOME IN MY HOMES. - WHY? 214 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:01,334 BECAUSE I SAY SO IS WHY! AND I DON'T WANT YOU SPENDING SO MUCH TIME THERE, 215 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,303 ALWAYS RUNNING BACK AND FORTH ANYMORE. 216 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,038 - BUT IT'S MY FAMILY! - I DON'T CARE! 217 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,873 WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING WITH MY FATHER? 218 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,309 BECAUSE WE HAVE A DISAGREEMENT OVER OUR BUSINESS ARRANGEMENTS. 219 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,278 - DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT! - ME? 220 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,213 WHEN YOU FIGHT WITH HIM DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO ME? 221 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,316 HOW IT AFFECTS MY POSITION IN THIS FAMILY? 222 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,201 - NICKI... - LEAVE ME ALONE. 223 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,537 Bill: HONEY, YOU JUST GOTTA COME DOWN TO EARTH. 224 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:45,178 YOU WANT ME TO LAY A BLESSING ON YOU? 225 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,153 I'LL TAKE WAYNE UP. 226 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,343 GOOD MORNG. 227 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,445 I CAN ONLY STAY FOR A SECOND. 228 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,513 DID YOU HEAR LAST NIGHT? NICKI'S HOUSE? 229 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,682 - NO. - OH. 230 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,452 SHE AND BILL-- BIG ARGUMENT! 231 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,888 - MARGIE... - WHAT? NO, I WAS NOT SPYING, I SWEAR. 232 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,590 I CAN'T HELP IT IF I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE. 233 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,593 YOU MAY NOT HAVE BEEN SPYING, BUT YOU'RE GOSSIPING NOW. 234 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,628 YEAH, WELL, 235 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,299 - BILL BUSTED HER FOR ALL THE OVERSPENDING... - ( clears throat ) 236 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,635 AND THE HOTEL AND THE INVITATIONS AND SHE CRIED. 237 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,371 MORNING, NICKI. 238 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,839 MORNING. 239 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,541 BARB, JUST WONDERING, 240 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,378 MIGHT I BORROW YOUR FOLDING CHAIRS AND CARD TABLES? 241 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,746 FOR WAYNE'S PARTY. 242 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,349 CERTAINLY. THEY'RE IN THE GARAGE. 243 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,221 THANKS. 244 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,058 ( groans ) 245 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,460 UH, MA'AM? 246 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,995 SORRY, DID YOU WANT A PANIC BUTTON 247 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,863 DOWNSTAIRS AS WELL AS UP? 248 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,432 I THINK UPSTAIRS IS SUFFICIENT. 249 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,735 MA'AM, IF I MIGHT, I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST ONE DOWNSTAIRS, TOO. 250 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,138 IF YOU'RE DOING LAUNDRY, SAY, YOU GOT A BAD GUY IN THE HOUSE, 251 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,039 HE COULD GET YOU, GRAB YOU, KNOCK YOU SENSELESS, 252 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,243 OUT COLD BEFORE YOU MAKE IT UPSTAIRS. 253 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,380 YOUR GARAGE. ONE MINUTE. 254 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,527 ( revving engine ) 255 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,205 ( tires screech ) 256 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,708 ( loud chattering ) 257 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,377 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. HOLD ON. 258 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,212 Benny: YOU GOT A CAR, YOU GOT A CAR... 259 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,514 Margene: I GOT A CAR, I GOT A CAR... 260 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,650 MARGIE... 261 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,518 MARGIE! 262 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,654 HEAVENS! 263 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,490 YOU ALSO HAVE A HOUSE. SO WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER THERE? 264 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,360 BECAUSE I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO'S TAKING CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN 265 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,163 AND WHO'D LIKE TO COME HOME NOW. 266 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,301 OW. 267 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,008 - HELLO, JOEY? - Hey, Bill. 268 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,543 SORRY, I GOT HELD UP. 269 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,346 WE JUST GOT OUR INVITATION TO THE PARTY. THANKS. 270 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,249 JUST CALLING TO CHECK IN ON MOM, HOW SHE AND DAD ARE DOING. 271 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:40,187 IT'S WEIRD. HE SITS OUT IN FRONT OF HER CABIN, 272 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,854 WON'T LET HER OUT OR IN BY THE FRONT DOOR. 273 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,623 YOU KNOW THAT SMALL BACK WINDOW? 274 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,759 HE MAKES HER CRAWL THROUGH THAT, SO SHE HAD TO BORROW MY STEPLADDER. 275 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:50,363 - OH, BOY. - She's pretty ticked, at you. 276 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,632 SAYS YOU BROUGHT IT ALL ON HER, LEFT HER HANGING OUT TO DR 277 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,001 Says she wishes she had reached into your crib 278 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,403 and strangled you at birth, so... 279 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,338 - MAN. - See you Saturday, then. 280 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,939 ( sighs ) YEAH, SEE YOU THEN. 281 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:03,276 Hey, Bill, Bill... Bill. 282 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,245 THANKS FOR THE INVITATION. 283 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,214 IT MEANS A LOT. 284 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,350 GOOD ENOUGH. 285 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:17,257 Margene: SO IS SHE A LEO? IS SHE A CAPRICORN? 286 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,126 MOM'S BIRTHDAY IS JUNE 17TH. 287 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,296 GEMINI. SHE'S A GEMINI. 288 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,399 - ( door latches ) - ( panel beeps ) 289 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,536 WHAT ALL HAVE YOU TOLD HER ABOUT ME? 290 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,274 WE HADN'T DONE A LOT OF TALKING LATELY. 291 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,544 SHE KNOWS WE ALL LOVE YOU. 292 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:41,448 I JUST WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. I WANT HER TO LIKE ME. 293 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,450 OH, HEY, WHAT ABOUT THIS? 294 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:48,054 IS THIS APPROPRIATE? IT'S FLORAL AND PINK. 295 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,822 HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. 296 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,692 SHE'S MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. I WANT TO GET OFF TO A GOOD START. 297 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,962 MOM IS JUST-- 298 00:19:56,062 --> 00:20:00,400 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET YOUR HOPES UP, THAT'S ALL. 299 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,735 OH... 300 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,238 - IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK? - WHAT? 301 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,241 MR. DOOM AND GLOOM. 302 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,310 - I'M GONNA CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF HER. - WELL... 303 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,246 ( giggling ) UH, YEAH, WELL, YOU WATCH. 304 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,583 I CAN BE PRETTY CHARMING... 305 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,419 WHEN I WANT TO BE. 306 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,488 I GOT YOU, DIDN'T I? 307 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,357 HMM? 308 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,176 ( alarm blaring ) 309 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,012 SHOOT! 310 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,449 STOP! STOP IT! 311 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,918 - ( dogs barking ) - ( baby crying ) 312 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,355 STOP! 313 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,262 - CALL ME. - YEAH. 314 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,568 HEY, THERE. MORNING. 315 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,438 OH, HEY, GOOD MORNING. 316 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,640 WE'VE BEEN MEANING TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES. 317 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,775 OH, US TOO. YOU GET SO BUSY, YOU KNOW. 318 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,009 CARL MARTIN. CARL. 319 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,478 BILL HENRICKSON. NICE TO MEET YOU. 320 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,947 I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. I JUST TOLD MY WIFE PAM... 321 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,382 HI! 322 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,851 ...I RECOGNIZED YOU FROM YOUR COMMERCIALS. 323 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,853 - THE HENRICKSON HOME PLUS, RIGHT? - SURE. 324 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,356 I'M AN ACCOUNTANT WITH DELOITTE & TOUCHE DOWNTOWN. 325 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,123 - WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. - THANK YOU. 326 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,893 WE'RE BARELY HERE OURSELVES. MOVED IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. 327 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,128 - MY WIFE BARB, THREE KIDS. - OH, THAT'S GREAT. 328 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:39,165 HEY, DID YOU HAVE A BIT OF A PROBLEM WITH THE SECURITY SYSTEM LAST NIGHT? 329 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,968 - OH, GAD, I HOPE WE DIDN'T DISTURB YOU. - OH, GOSH, NO. 330 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,437 IT'S JUST THOSE DARN THINGS. WE HAD ONE OURSELVES. 331 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,839 WE DISARMED IT 'CAUSE THE CAT KEPT SETTING IT OFF! 332 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:50,209 - THE CAT! - BUT WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER, HAVE DINNER, OR SOMETHING. 333 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,745 - ABSOLUTELY. LET'S DO IT. - OH YEAH? 334 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,081 - WELL, NICE MEETING YOU, CARL. - IT WAS SUPER TO MEET YOU TOO. 335 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,516 - AND... - BARB. 336 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,985 BARB, BARB. OKAY, WELL... 337 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,696 ( ringing ) 338 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,300 - HELLO? - Bill: We got a neighbor problem. 339 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,436 - OH, DEAR. - Asking questions. 340 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,270 - UH-HUH. - See what you can do. 341 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:21,340 OKAY. ON IT. 342 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,344 ( forklift beeping ) 343 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:28,180 DID HE TOUCH YOU? DID HE HURT YOU IN ANY WAY? 344 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,049 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE, ALL RIGHT? 345 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,719 CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME? IS THERE SOMEONE THAT WE CAN CALL? 346 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:36,456 WENDY, WHAT IS IT? WHAT HAPPENED? 347 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,058 - Man: A GUY CAME BARGING IN-- - HE THREATENED ME! 348 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:42,529 - HE THREATENED ME! - WHO? WHO THREATENED YOU? 349 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:47,634 HE SAID I HAD TO CUT HIM A CHECK FOR $22,000. 350 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,603 HE SAID I HAD TO. HE MADE ME DO IT. 351 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:54,306 HIS EYES-- THOSE EYES, SO HATEFUL. 352 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,375 WENDY, WHY DID HE SAY YOU HAD TO CUT HIM A CHECK? 353 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,377 HE MADE ME PUT A NOTATION ON IT. 354 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,213 UM, "15%, SECOND STORE." 355 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:04,484 HE DROVE ONE OF THOSE HUMVEE CARS, MR. HENRICKSON, A YELLOW ONE. 356 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,419 HE CAME RACING UP RIGHT ONTO THE SIDEWALK, 357 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,187 ALMOST SMASHED HIS CAR RIGHT INTO THE FRONT OF THE STORE. 358 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,790 - WHERE WAS SECURITY? - NO, IT JUST HAPPENED SO FAST. 359 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,693 WHO WAS IT, MR. HENRICKSON? WHAT DID THEY WANT? 360 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,728 I DON'T KNOW. ANYONE GET HIS PLATES? 361 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,196 I DID. 362 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:19,866 GOOD JOB. 363 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:23,770 IT'S OKAY, WENDY. IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 364 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,472 WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHO THIS WAS 365 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,674 AND MAKE SURE THEY NEVER SHOW UP HERE AGAIN. 366 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,642 I'M OKAY. I WAS SO FRIGHTENED. 367 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,711 SURE. YOU'RE A BRAVE GIRL. 368 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,412 THANK YOU, MR. HENRICKSON. 369 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,848 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON OFF? 370 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,917 THE REST OF YOU, LET'S GET BACK TO WORK. 371 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,351 DON, CAN I HAVE A WORD? 372 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,153 YES, SIR. 373 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,459 - BILL-- - NO. 374 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,927 WE'VE JUST GOT TO RIDE IT OUT. 375 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,596 MAKE A CLEAN BREAK ONCE AND FOR ALL. 376 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:50,863 IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 377 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,432 THEY'LL FOLD. I KNOW IT IN MY BONES. 378 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,901 BILL, I'LL FOLLOW YOU WHEREVER YOU LEAD, 379 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,069 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE. 380 00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,672 - YOU HAVE AN OUTSIDER TO YOUR HOUSE. - WHAT OUTSIDER? 381 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,440 THE SECURITY EXPERT, HIM. 382 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,476 I CAN'T HELP IT, BUT THAT'S A MISTAKE. 383 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:06,312 IT EXPOSES US. 384 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,447 LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BUICK DEALERSHIP. 385 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,983 TOP OF THE WORLD IN SALES TILL HE WAS EXPOSED. 386 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,719 THEN SALES DRIED UP IN SIX MONTHS. 387 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:16,188 I'M WORRIED FOR YOU IS ALL. FOR ALL OF US. 388 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,290 ROMAN'LL FOLD. YOU'LL SEE. 389 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,026 IT'S A BLUFF. 390 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,929 JUST... 391 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:25,632 HAVE FAITH. 392 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,742 ( doorbell rings ) 393 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:39,311 HI, I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR, BARB HENRICKSON. 394 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,614 WELL, HELLO. I'M PAM MARTIN. 395 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:44,116 - WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. - THANK YOU. 396 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,753 MY HUSBAND AND I LIVE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET. 397 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:48,855 IN THAT CUTE LITTLE GREEN HOUSE. 398 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,923 NO, WE'RE IN THE CUTE LITTLE BROWN HOUSE. 399 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:54,460 THE GREEN IS A SINGLE MOTHER-- MARGENE. 400 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,929 WE'VE TAKEN HER UNDER OUR WING A BIT. 401 00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:00,399 BILL, MY HUSBAND, HE HELPS HER OUT WHENEVER SHE NEEDS ANYTHING. 402 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:05,071 AND NEXT TO HER, THE BLUE HOUSE-- WE BOUGHT IT WHEN WE MOVED... 403 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,607 - OH. - IT WAS SUCH A GOOD DEAL, WE COULDN'T TURN IT DOWN-- 404 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:11,410 WE RENT TO A LOVELY-- NICKI GRANT IS THE TENANT. 405 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,746 SHE HAS TWO BOYS. 406 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,549 NEXT TO HER IS AN ELDERLY COUPLE, 407 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:18,818 AND WE HAVEN'T MET THEM YET. 408 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:23,289 IT'S A QUIET BLOCK. PEOPLE KEEP TO THEMSELVES. 409 00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:25,191 IS THAT WHAT YOU ASKED? 410 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,896 OH... 411 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,430 ARE THERE ANY EXTRA BULBS IN THERE? 412 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,932 ( phone rings ) 413 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:36,068 YOU WOULD THINK THEY'D FIX THIS BY NOW. 414 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:41,173 - HELLO? - HELLO, HONEY, IT'S MOTHER. 415 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,709 Hey, Mama. 416 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:45,111 ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON, WE'LL ARRIVE AROUND 2:00, 417 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:48,180 but your father takes his Tagamet at 5:00. 418 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,416 I give it to him with a glass of buttermilk. 419 00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:53,686 Do you have buttermilk, or should we stop by and pick some up on the way? 420 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:56,889 - SO DADDY'S COMING? - Yes. 421 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,290 Really? 422 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,960 I CLEARED HIS CALENDAR FOR YOU. DIDN'T HE TELL YOU? 423 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,762 No. 424 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,964 THAT'S FUNNY. HE WAS GOING TO. 425 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,867 MAYBE HE WANTED TO KEEP IT A SECRET. 426 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,036 WHY WOULD HE WANT TO KEEP IT A SECRET? 427 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:14,040 A SURPRISE. THAT'S IT. ACT SURPRISED NOW. 428 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,709 OKAY. 429 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:20,312 - WANT A POP, SON? - NO, THANKS. 430 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,649 HEY, COME ON. LET'S CUT THROUGH LAWN AND GARDEN. 431 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,416 DID I TELL YOU THE STORY ABOUT ALL THIS? 432 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,585 SEE, I WANTED TO MOVE INTO LAWN AND GARDEN WITH THIS STORE. 433 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:30,122 CONSULTANT SAID, "NO. NOT PART OF THE STRATEGIC VISION STATEMENT." 434 00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,659 - MR. HENRICKSON, GOOD MORNING. - HI, LINDA. 435 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,994 HECK, EVEN OUR LOAN REP AT THE BANK SAID NO. 436 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,264 SAID, "WHAT'S WITH THIS EXTRA 20,000 SQUARE FEET?" 437 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,299 - ( music playing over P.A.) - BEGGED ME TO DROP IT. 438 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:42,702 "ECONOMY'S SOFT," HE SAYS, "NOT THE TIME TO DIVERSIFY." 439 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,436 - MORNING, SMILEY. - MORNING, MR. H. 440 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:46,172 NOBODY BELIEVED IN IT. NOBODY GOT IT. 441 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,808 THAT IS, NOBODY EXCEPT YOUR OLD MAN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 442 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,043 LAWN AND GARDEN EXCEEDED FIRST MONTH'S PROJECTIONS 443 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,679 MORE THAN ANY OTHER DEPARTMENT. 444 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,213 VISION, BENNY. 445 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,048 FROM NOW ON, YOU THINK HENRICKSON HOME PLUS, 446 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,517 YOU'D BETTER START THINKING LAWN AND GARDEN. 447 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,887 HERE WE GO. 448 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:03,322 EIGHT FINAL FLOODS FOR THE BACKYARD AND WE'RE SET. 449 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:06,158 - HOUSES LIKE FORT KNOX. - ( woman announcing over P.A. ) 450 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,366 THEY'RE COMING! 451 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:25,011 - HEY! - HEY! 452 00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:27,313 JOEY, WANDA, WELCOME TO OUR NEW HOME. 453 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,748 - HI. - HOW YOU DOIN'? 454 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,516 OVER THERE, TWO HOUSES DOWN. 455 00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:33,820 MY STARS. LOOK AT THIS HOUSE! 456 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,390 - COME ON IN. THE PARTY'S OUT BACK. - OH. ( laughs ) 457 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,860 ANY TROUBLE FINDING THE PLACE? 458 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,862 NICKI'S DIRECTIONS WERE VERY GOOD. 459 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:46,365 MOM, MOM, MOM. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 460 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:48,600 SURVIVING. 461 00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:50,636 ( girl squeals ) 462 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:53,339 - OH, HI! - HELLO. 463 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:57,977 - SO THIS ONE'S YOURS, BARB? - MM-HMM. 464 00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:00,112 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL ALL THAT BILL'S ACCOMPLISHED? 465 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,248 HELLO, HELLO. DO I HEAR VOICES? 466 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,483 ( gasps ) 467 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,452 I'M MARGENE. 468 00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:10,456 WHAT A LOVELY JACKET. 469 00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:12,892 MARGENE. 470 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:16,662 WELL, ISN'T SHE YOUNG AND PRETTY? 471 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:19,065 YOU CAN TA TO HER, LOIS. 472 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,734 SHOULD I CALL YOU MOTHER "H" 473 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:25,171 OR MOTHER OR JUST MOM? 474 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:26,739 LOIS. 475 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:30,409 LOOK, THE RING WE GAVE MARGENE. 476 00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:33,412 WELL, ISN'T THAT A RING? 477 00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:36,849 SAY, DO YOU GET "LARRY KING"? NANCY GRACE IS ON TONIGHT. 478 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:39,051 - HI, GRANDMA. - BENJAMIN, 479 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:42,588 WHY LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE MY FATHER. 480 00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:44,490 ( crying ) OH, YOU! 481 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:47,459 Kids: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS... 482 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,930 - JUST BRING HIM AROUND TO THE BACKYARD HERE... - ( pony neighs ) 483 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:53,966 AND YOU CAN TIE HIM UP BY THE POOL. 484 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,903 ( singing folk song ) 485 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:04,243 ( singing along ) 486 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:14,286 ( harmonizing ) 487 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,827 GPS system: Turn right on Linda Vista lane. 488 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,195 ( continue singing ) 489 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,866 HOW ABOUT SOME MORE PUNCH? 490 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,767 - YEAH, SURE. - ALL RIGHT... 491 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:33,205 ( singing continues ) 492 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:48,320 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 493 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,671 I TOLD YOU NOT TO INVITE HIM. 494 00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:07,173 I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS COMING. 495 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,875 I GAVE YOU AN ORDER. I'M GONNA CLOBBER YOU. 496 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:10,309 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 497 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:12,578 WHO IN THE "H" DO YOU THINK THE SECURITY SYSTEM'S FOR? 498 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:15,781 WHO DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO PROTECT US FROM? HIM. YOUR FATHER. 499 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,416 WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE ONE FAMILY? 500 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,818 WHATEVER'S GOING ON, WHY CAN'T YOU RECONCILE? 501 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:22,454 BLESSED BE THE PEACEMAKER. 502 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:24,456 COME ON, PLEASE. JUST TRY. 503 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,828 ADALEEN. 504 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,831 HELLO, BILL. 505 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,404 ( guests chattering ) 506 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,040 SO FANCY. 507 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:44,343 LOVELY HOMES, BILL. 508 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:47,046 A ROBUST INVESTMENT. 509 00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,215 I WELCOME YOU INTO MY HOMES, ROMAN. 510 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:53,385 WHATEVER OUR DIFFERENCES BE, I ASK THAT WE KEEP THEM TO OURSELVES TODAY. 511 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:57,789 ABSOLUTELY. THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE FOR FAMILY, SON. 512 00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:01,493 NOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT. 513 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:21,347 EVERYBODY, IN "THE LOS ANGELES TIMES." 514 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:25,084 "ROMAN GRANT, PROPHET AND PATRIARCH OF JUNIPER CREEK, 515 00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:28,320 HOME TO THE SECOND LARGEST POLYGAMIST SECT IN UTAH, 516 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,489 SAYS, 'WE'RE JUST LIKE HOMOSEXUALS.'" 517 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,959 Girl: WHAT DID SHE SAY? 518 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,327 HELLO, LOIS. 519 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,329 ADALEEN. 520 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,165 Roman: BARBARA. 521 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,737 HOW'S YOUR HEALTH? 522 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,074 OH, FINE. THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 523 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:51,343 I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HELP. 524 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,612 AH. 525 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:57,349 UM, EX-- EXCUSE ME. 526 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:01,120 ( whispers ) THAT MAN GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 527 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:05,324 - HI. - HI. 528 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,094 I'M SARAH. I'M BILL HENRICKSON'S OLDEST DAUGHTER. 529 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:11,663 - OH, YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP NOW. - YEAH. 530 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:12,798 REMEMBER RHONDA? 531 00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:15,534 YEAH, OF COURSE I DO. HEY. 532 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,136 HI. 533 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:21,040 Man: NICKI, WHERE'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY? 534 00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,510 Boy: WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 535 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:29,248 BARBARA, DID MOTHER INVITE ANY CHILDREN TO MY PARTY? 536 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:33,252 I DON'T KNOW, SWEETIE, BUT I'LL GO SEE. 537 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,991 - BILL IS UNDER SO MUCH PRESSURE. - ( jazz song playing ) 538 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:41,160 BARB, HE'S MY FATHER. 539 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,362 I KNOW. 540 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:46,732 I THINK IT'S A REAL NICE PARTY, NICKI. 541 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,934 I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME. 542 00:32:49,035 --> 00:32:52,571 OH, I NEED SOME BICARB. MY STOMACH'S A BIT SOUR. 543 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,440 WHOSE ISN'T? 544 00:32:57,609 --> 00:33:00,979 I WOULD NEVER EVER TELL YOU HOW TO RUN YOUR AFFAIRS. 545 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,948 ( chuckles ) SHE'S YOUR WIFE, 546 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,417 BUT SHE'S ALWAYS NEEDED A FIRM HAND. 547 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:07,186 SHE TAKES WELL TO A GOOD SMACKING. 548 00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:10,822 YOU, TOO, BARB. JUST GIVE HER A NICE LITTLE SWAT. 549 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:14,093 IT'S ALL SHE'LL LISTEN TO SOMETIMES. 550 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,864 ( moaning fearfully ) 551 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:21,733 Nicki: ISN'T THIS FUN, WAYNE? 552 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,436 WAYNE, ISN'T THIS FUN? 553 00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:26,505 HI WAYNE. 554 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:33,079 ( continues moaning ) 555 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:35,081 ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME, WAYNE? 556 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,882 WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME! ( chuckles ) 557 00:33:36,982 --> 00:33:41,620 I CAN'T STAND IT THAT BILL HAD TO ASK HIM FOR HELP BECAUSE OF ME. 558 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,156 WELL, THANK GOD HE DID. 559 00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:47,693 YOU GUYS HAVE DONE REAL WELL, BARB. 560 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,361 BILL'S WORKED HARD. 561 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:52,398 HE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 562 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:53,765 THANK YOU. 563 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,402 YOU'VE SACRIFICED A LOT. 564 00:33:58,204 --> 00:33:59,571 - Joey: HEY! - HEY. 565 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:01,273 SO, YOUR DAD SAYS YOU MADE VARSITY. 566 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,142 BASEBALL. IS THAT TRUE? 567 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,111 YEAH, I PLAYED RIGHT FIELD J.V. LAST YEAR. 568 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,912 THE COUGARS CAME IN SECOND IN THE STATE. 569 00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:08,480 THAT'S GREAT. 570 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,816 DID YOU EVER PLAY BASEBALL, UNCLE JOE? 571 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:13,552 NAH. FOOTBALL WAS ALWAYS MY GAME. 572 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:17,089 IN FACT, I ALMOST FORGOT. 573 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:20,926 I, UH, BROUGHT YOU THIS. 574 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:24,396 - NO WAY. IT'S YOUR SUPER BOWL RING! - Barb: JOEY... 575 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,598 I ALWAYS KINDA WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT, THAT'S ALL. 576 00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:28,334 - LOOK. - OH. 577 00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:30,936 THERE'S STILL A COUPLE OF THE DIAMONDS LEFT IN THERE. 578 00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:34,140 - ( chuckles ) - OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS, JOEY. 579 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:38,076 I LOVE IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH! 580 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:44,283 "BOP." I USED TO GET "TIGER BEAT." 581 00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:51,657 THIS IS NICE. 582 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,559 IS IT FOR MUSIC? 583 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:58,364 YEAH, I DOWNLOAD FROM iTUNES, AND THEN I BURN MY OWN CDs. IT'S MY COLLECTION. 584 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:02,100 I STILL LOVE MUSIC AND SINGING. 585 00:35:02,201 --> 00:35:04,603 REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO PLAY? 586 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,938 YEAH, I DO. 587 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,107 WE SANG SONGS. 588 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:14,246 THAT WAS FUN. 589 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,315 OUR COMMUNITY CENTER IS DOING A PLAY. 590 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:18,484 WE'RE DOING "HARVEY." 591 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:23,355 I'M POOKA. MY FRIEND LORRAINE IS ELWOOD P. DOWD. 592 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,297 HOW COME YOU STOPPED COMING TO SEE ME? 593 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:33,899 I COULDN'T. 594 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,871 WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING MARRIED? 595 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,973 IT'S A PRE-MARRIAGE PLACEMENT. 596 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,443 THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED NOW, 597 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:48,414 TO GET AROUND THE LAW UNTIL I'M 16. 598 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,818 I WASN'T FORCED. 599 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,023 THE OTHER SISTER-WIVES HATE ME 600 00:35:58,123 --> 00:36:00,926 'CAUSE OLD ROMAN LIKES ME BEST. 601 00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:03,929 DO YOU LOVE HIM? 602 00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:06,765 HE'S SWEET TO ME. 603 00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:12,938 THE GREATEST FREEDOM WE HAVE IS OBEDIENCE. 604 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,609 ( singing folk song ) 605 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:27,919 THIS GUITAR CAME ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY 606 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,456 A LONG TIME AGO, RAYMOND. 607 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:35,227 ( continues singing ) 608 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:55,314 ( whistling the tune ) 609 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:04,323 ( baby coos ) 610 00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:11,263 WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD WE OPEN YOUR PRESENTS? 611 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,732 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. LET'S OPEN SOME PRESENTS. 612 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,535 THIS ONE FIRST? 613 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:18,970 ( gasps ) 614 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:22,508 TIMBERLANDS! ( chuckles ) 615 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:28,580 LOOK! BASS WEEJUNS. 616 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,282 THANK YOU,OTHER. 617 00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:34,620 ( gasps ) 618 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:38,023 A TEDDY BEAR AND A BALLOON FROM FLOWERS.COM! 619 00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:41,927 Wayne: THANK YOU, MOTHER. 620 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,996 Nicki: ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE, HUH? 621 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,799 ( gasps ) A $50 GIFT CARD 622 00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:49,968 TO TOWER RECORDS! 623 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:52,471 THEY HAVE DVDs AND VIDEOS. 624 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,386 MOM? 625 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:11,723 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 626 00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:15,827 WHAT IS IT? 627 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:17,228 WHAT'S WRONG? 628 00:38:17,329 --> 00:38:21,166 YOU. EVERYONE THINKS IT. NO ONE WILL SAY IT. 629 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:24,736 - HURTS ME TO BE THE ONE. - SAY WHAT? 630 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,905 YOU'VE NOT ONLY TAKEN HIS SIDE, 631 00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:30,275 YOU'VE BECOME JUST LIKE HIM, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER. 632 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:32,043 OH, NO, MOTHER. DON'T DO THIS. NOT HERE. 633 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,046 I'VE GOT ROMAN TO DEAL WITH, AND YOU'RE A GUEST IN MY HOME. 634 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,949 - COME BACK TO THE PARTY. - I THOUGHT YOU'D BE DIFFERENT. 635 00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:42,220 TAKING THAT YOUNG GIRL, THAT MARGENE, YOU CALL HER. 636 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,322 I CALL HER MARGENE BECAUSE THAT'S HER NAME. 637 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:47,192 PLURAL MARRIAGE IS A RELIGIOUS CALLING, 638 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:49,227 NOT A LICENSE TO COERCE YOUNG GIRLS-- 639 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,963 COERCE? NOBODY HAS COERCED ANYBODY. 640 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:53,799 I TAUGHT YOU THAT, DIDN'T I? 641 00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:58,470 MARGENE CHOSE US, NOT ME HER OR WE HER-- SHE US. 642 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:03,141 WE ALL DEBATED IT, WE ALL CONSIDERED IT, AND WE ALL AGREED. 643 00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:04,543 Nicki: COME ON, EVERYBODY. 644 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,311 IT'S TIME TO SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 645 00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:10,081 DARN IT! YOU STAY PUT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 646 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:14,553 ( all singing ) 647 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:36,508 ( singing another song ) 648 00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:56,962 - ( Nicki finishes song ) - ( guests applaud ) 649 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:09,374 WHAT IS THAT? 650 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:12,478 IT'S PUDDING. 651 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,782 IT'S A DUMP TRUCK FILLED WITH PUDDING! 652 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:19,117 ( baby crying ) 653 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:21,953 BILL! 654 00:40:22,053 --> 00:40:26,858 BILL, I NEED YOU TO COME DOWN NOW! 655 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:31,463 YES, YES, REALLY. I WAS IN CUSTOMER SERVICE AT HOME PLUS, 656 00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:33,031 BUT PEOPLE WERE ALWAYS YELLING AT ME. 657 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:35,033 BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STUFF. 658 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:37,135 IT'S JUST THAT I WASN'T REALLY GOOD AT IT. 659 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:41,106 - SO BILL BROUGHT ME HOME TO BABYSIT. - BABYSIT? 660 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:42,608 MOTHER, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. 661 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:46,077 BUT I HAD NEVER KNOWN A FAMILY THAT WORKS THAT-- 662 00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:47,479 THAT I COULD BE A PART OF. 663 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:49,414 - YOU MARRIED THE BABYSITTER? - NO. 664 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:52,283 I WANTED TO BE A WIFE. 665 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,986 I WANTED TO BE A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. 666 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:56,988 - UH, YES, THANK YOU. - Margene: MM-HMM. 667 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:59,525 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH 668 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:03,194 FOR HAVING FINALLY TAKEN THE TIME TO INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR NEW WIFE 669 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,263 AND MY GRANDCHILDREN! 670 00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,899 MOTHER, WE HADN'T EVEN SEEN EACH OTHER IN ALMOST TWO YEARS! 671 00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:10,602 - AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? - IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 672 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,504 DADDY, GRANDPA FRANK'S OUTSIDE. 673 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:15,841 HE SAYS HE WON'T COME IN, BUT HE JUST WANTS TO SAY HI TO YOU, GRANDMA. 674 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:18,143 ( gasps ) 675 00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:24,049 DONE? 676 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:26,217 I WASN'T FINISHED WITH THAT. 677 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,589 NICE PARTY. 678 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:35,293 IF THAT WASN'T A GROSS DISPLAY OF-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT-- 679 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:38,864 VULGAR MATERIALISM, CHEESY 680 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:40,999 AND A COMPLETE SLAP IN THE FACE-- 681 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,735 YES, WELL, YOU DO HAVE YOUR LLADRO. 682 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,938 A COLLECTION OF LLADRO IS NOT MATERIALISM. 683 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:51,276 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DIFFICULT MY LIFE IS. NO EARTHLY IDEA! 684 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:53,278 - HONEY... - NICK? 685 00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:55,847 HEY, BILL, YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN. THIS'LL INTEREST YOU. 686 00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:58,049 - Bill: SORRY, I'LL TALK TO YOU-- - NO, LISTEN. 687 00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:00,151 WE'RE STOCKING OUR FISH FARM, AND WE HAD A CHOICE 688 00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:02,287 BETWEEN TROUT AND TILAPIA, AND WE WENT WITH TROUT. 689 00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:04,055 - THAT'S WONDERFUL. - WAIT A MINUTE. 690 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:06,024 WE COULD HAVE GONE WITH CRAPPY OR BLUEGILL, 691 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:07,959 BUT WHO EATS CRAPPY AROUND HERE? 692 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,562 MAYBE THEY EAT CRAPPY IN SOME PLACE LIKE MISSOURI OR ARKANSAS. 693 00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:13,899 - FACT IS, I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF CRAPPY BEFORE. - IT'S CROP-PEE. 694 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:16,501 - HUH? - IT'S PRONOUNCED CROP-PEE, NOT CRAPPY. 695 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:18,704 ( laughs ) 696 00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:23,041 ( breathing deeply ) 697 00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:27,913 HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT. NOT ONE LITTLE BIT. 698 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,670 ( loudly ) WHY ARE YOU HERE? 699 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:54,005 I WANT YOU TO ADMIT THAT YOU DID IT. 700 00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:55,707 DID WHAT? 701 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:57,308 FRANK, YOU LISTEN TO ME. 702 00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:01,079 I HAVE NOTHING TO CONFESS, BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 703 00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:04,415 IF I'D TRIED TO KILL YA, YOU'D BE DEAD. HUMPH. 704 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:07,753 YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING? THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUILTY CONSCIENCE? 705 00:43:07,853 --> 00:43:09,721 BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK. BECAUSE YOU'RE A MENACE. 706 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,657 - WRONG. - WRONG? 707 00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:14,525 YOU CAME OVER AND YOU SHOT GUMMO. 708 00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:16,594 - THAT'S THE REASON? - YOU SHOT MY DOG! 709 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,329 - OH. - FOR NO GOOD REASON! 710 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,598 YOUR DOG WAS ALL STOVED UP. HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT 711 00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:21,867 THROUGH THE WINTER, AND YOU KNOW IT. 712 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:24,035 YOU SHOT HIM! GO HOME, GO HOME! 713 00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:27,038 YOU WEREN'T INVITED. YOU'RE NOT WANTED. JUST GO HOME, FRANK! 714 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:28,539 YOU GO HOME. 715 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,942 - NO, YOU GO HOME. - I'M NOT GOIN' HOME. 716 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:34,045 YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTE THOSE PEOPLE WANT YOU IN THEIR HOUSE? 717 00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:38,249 - AT LEAST I WAS INVITED. - OH. ( laughs ) 718 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,385 ( continue shouting ) 719 00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:43,021 Frank: RUN THROUGH THE CAR WASH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT! 720 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,823 - HAVE YOU SEEN NICKI? - SHE'S UPSET, BILL. 721 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,859 - I KNOW, I KNOW-- - I THINK SHE'S UPSTAIRS. 722 00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:54,666 NICKI? HONEY? 723 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:56,601 ( Nicki and Roman giggling ) 724 00:43:56,702 --> 00:44:00,438 - Roman: YOU CAN TELL ME. - Nicki: NO, DAD. 725 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:03,041 ( giggling ) 726 00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:15,854 - YOU CAN TELL ME. - NO. ( giggling ) 727 00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:19,057 NICKI. 728 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,226 YES, BILL? 729 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:25,430 SOME OF THE GUESTS ARE LEAVING. COME DOWN. 730 00:44:32,137 --> 00:44:33,772 ( sighs ) 731 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,897 YOU HAVE ROBBED ME OF THE TITHES AND OFFERINGS DUE TO ME. 732 00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:01,800 AND DON'T BE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF, SON, 733 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:05,336 BECAUSE THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE. 734 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,263 - NIGHT, Y'ALL. - GOOD NIGHT, BILL, BARB. 735 00:45:32,363 --> 00:45:35,733 BYE-BYE. IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU ALL. 736 00:46:03,061 --> 00:46:08,433 ( singing folk song ) 737 00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:49,140 Woman on radio: ...hot lunch programs. 738 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,542 Hot launch programs. I mean, here we are 739 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:55,213 talking about the fact that the war in Iraq... ( inaudible ) 740 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:58,149 THAT'S A BIG LIFE HE'S LEADING NOW. 741 00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:00,886 BABY, I DON'T NEED NO HOUSE LIKE THAT. 742 00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:03,521 I JUST NEED YOU. 743 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,657 THAT'S ALL I WANT, 744 00:47:06,757 --> 00:47:08,393 AND I GOT YOU, SO I'M HAPPY. 745 00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:11,162 SO DON'T YOU GO WORRYIN' ABOUT IT, YOU HEAR? 746 00:47:19,737 --> 00:47:21,506 Bill: HEY. 747 00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:30,515 SORRY IT DIDN'T TURN OUT LIKE YOU PLANNED, HON. 748 00:47:30,615 --> 00:47:33,451 NO, IT WAS FINE. 749 00:47:35,921 --> 00:47:37,923 WE'RE HERE NOW. 750 00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:46,764 I DON'T FIT IN ANYWHERE. 751 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:50,368 NO. NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 752 00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:57,808 ( alarm blaring ) 753 00:47:57,909 --> 00:47:59,710 - Tancy: DAD! - OW! 754 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:02,380 ( all groaning ) 755 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,984 - Tancy: HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFF? - ( pony neighs ) 756 00:48:26,704 --> 00:48:29,040 ( theme music playing ) 56343

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