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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:07,175 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,556 YOU AWAKE? 3 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,298 ( taps on window ) 4 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:32,913 SARAH? SARAH, YOU NEED TO GET DRESSED. I JUST GOT CALLED IN. 5 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,983 I'M GONNA HAVE TO DROP YOU AND BEN WITH TEENIE McALLISTER. 6 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,786 - THEN WE HAVE TO WALK. - HONEY, JUST HURRY. 7 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:40,821 - WAKE BEN UP. - I'M AWAKE. 8 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:44,458 OH, GOOD MORNING. AND REMIND TEENIE THAT TODAY IS HONEY BEES. 9 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,795 AND JUST GRAB SOME FRUIT AND YOGURT FROM THE 'FRIDGE, PLEASE. 10 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,263 OKAY. 11 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,946 - ( phone ringing ) - Woman:OUCH! LESTER, DON'T-- DON'T BITE. 12 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:09,350 - ( baby crying ) -DON'T BITE. 13 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,985 - Hello. - HI, MOM, HOW ARE YOU? 14 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,254 - H-O-T. You been out yet? - NO. 15 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,657 My AC went on the fritz last night. 16 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:19,226 Landlord's so cheap. What's up? 17 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:22,195 I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU WERE DOING THIS AFTERNOON, 18 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,398 'CAUSE I THOUGHT ONCE THE KIDS WERE DOWN, 19 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,467 YOU AND I COULD WATCH A VIDEO. 20 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,769 Margene, honey, I can't today. 21 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,571 Got a date with Mick at 4:00. You remember him. 22 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:34,342 - ( dog barking ) -You met him. Coco, shush! 23 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,243 Coco, Coco! 24 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:39,947 Honey, I gotta go. The dog's going crazy! 25 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:43,351 - Coco! -( clicks ) 26 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,456 - Man: MORNING, BILL. - Bill:GOT THAT CASH FLOW REPORT? 27 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,057 SURE, RIGHT HERE. 28 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:53,327 - HAS THE BANK CALLED? MORNING, JACKIE. - NOT YET. 29 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:56,530 - HEY, CHUCK. THANKS FOR COMING IN. - HEY, THERE HE IS. 30 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,999 ALL CUED UP AND READY TO ROCK AND ROLL. 31 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,301 WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 32 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,771 ( country music playing ) 33 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,939 Bill Henrickson here inviting you 34 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,741 to the grand opening 35 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,877 of our new Henrickson Home Plus, this Saturday. 36 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:13,180 We got plumbing to barbeques, 37 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,015 bathtubs to drywall, 38 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:18,051 faucets to French doors. We have it here. 39 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,021 Serving the Wasatch Valley with a hometown difference, 40 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:25,058 now from our second location in Pioneer Plaza. 41 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:29,262 Now where are my cowhands? 42 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:31,732 - ( turns TV off ) - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE COWBOY HAT. 43 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:33,634 YOU THINK THE COWBOY HAT'S TOO MUCH? 44 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,369 YOU KIDDING? THE COWBOY HAT'S GREAT. 45 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:37,471 GOOD JOB. 46 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,910 YEAH, THE CINNAMON AND THE GRAY. 47 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:46,447 IT DOESN'T MATTER. UH, THE GRAY THEN, LARGE. 48 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,882 - Boy: I'M GONNA GET OUT NOW. -( doorbell rings ) 49 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:51,151 - OOPS, I GOTTA RUN. - MOTHER! 50 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,687 - SO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING, RIGHT? - MOTHER. 51 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,490 YEAH, OVERNIGHT'S FINE. OKAY, IT'S FINE. 52 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,225 OKAY, BYE. 53 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:01,228 - WE'RE DONE NOW, MOTHER. - LET'S GET YOU DRIED OFF. 54 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:04,264 - ( doorbell rings ) - JUST A SEC! 55 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,800 OH, BOY, YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? 56 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,137 - UPS. - YOU'RE SO CLEVER! 57 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:16,677 ( gasping ) 58 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,950 BEAUTIFUL. LOOK. 59 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:31,525 - ( beeps ) - Woman's voice: You have 16 new messages. 60 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,361 DAD, OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, 61 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:37,665 But I'm starting at third base. I'm a starter. 62 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,400 GUYS, WAIT UP. I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT TONIGHT. 63 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,102 I DID IT. I'M A STARTER. 64 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,506 - I LOVE YOU, DAD. - WAY TO GO, BENNY. 65 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:49,477 - ( beeps ) - HI, DADDY. I CAN'T GET MOMMY ON HER CELL. 66 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,411 AND NICKI, WELL, YOU KNOW. 67 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,313 YOU HAVE TO BRING ME HOME SOME GRUBS. 68 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:57,551 REX WON'T EAT THE PINKIES. HE HASN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS. 69 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,953 I think he's dying. 70 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:04,525 - GRUBS. - THANK YOU, DADDY. HAVE A NICE DAY. 71 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,894 ( boy yelling ) 72 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:13,433 ( door opens and closes ) 73 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,012 MARGE? 74 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:27,981 WHAT? 75 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,684 I WANTED TO WEAR SOMETHING NICE FOR DINNER, 76 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,787 BUT I'M STILL TOO FAT, SO NONE OF MY CLOTHES FIT. 77 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,560 COME HERE. PUT THIS ON. 78 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,895 COME ON. 79 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,565 WAYNE. 80 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:49,136 THIS IS A PRESENT FROM MOTHER. BE HAPPY, MARGENE. 81 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,072 NO... REALLY? 82 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,844 YOU'VE BEEN DYING FOR A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM FOR THE HOUSE. 83 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,112 IF BILL ASKS, DON'T TELL HIM IT'S FROM ME. 84 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,649 AND BETTER NOT MENTION IT TO BOSS LADY. 85 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,051 Hi, hon, it's me, Barb. 86 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,920 Listen, I got called in last minute. 87 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,357 MATH. THEY HAD ME TEACHING MATH. 88 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,359 IF THAT'S NOT A JOKE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. 89 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:15,563 So I think dinner's gonna be a little late. 90 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:18,699 I'M NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO PICK UP YOUR SUITS FROM THE DRY CLEANERS. 91 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,602 AND BENNY'S TRYOUT WENT REALLY WELL. 92 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:24,572 He's a starter. Isn't that something? 93 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:28,108 Woman's voice: End of messages. 94 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,138 - HEY. - HEY, SWEETHEART. 95 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:02,342 - 10 MORE MINUTES ON THE MEATLOAF. - SOUNDS GOOD. 96 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,812 - YOU WERE BAD THIS MORNING. - I MADE SURE NO ONE WAS LOOKING. 97 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,914 - DADDY. - HEY, BUDDY BOY. 98 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,349 WHOO! WHERE'S YOUR MOM? 99 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:12,920 - HI, HON. - THERE YOU ARE. 100 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,022 - HELLO THERE. - HI, HONEY. 101 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:17,457 - BEN, SARAH, DINNER! - TASTE IT. TATER SALAD. 102 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,192 - MMM! - YEAH? 103 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,161 - YEAH! - THAT'S READY, AND SO ARE THOSE EXTRA TATER TOTS 104 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,196 - IN THE OVEN. CAN YOU GET 'EM OUT? - SURE. 105 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:26,934 OH, THIS LOOKS GREAT. OUR DEAR FATHER IN HEAVEN, 106 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,269 WE PRESENT OURSELVES UNTO THEE 107 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,305 AND OFFER THANKS FOR BLESSINGS BESTOWED. 108 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,676 WE OFFER THANKS FOR THIS FINE WARM WEATHER. 109 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,678 PLEASE BLESS US WITH GOOD HEALTH 110 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,579 AND A SUCCESSFUL STORE OPENING. 111 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,749 AND BLESS DEAR BENNY WITH SUCCESS 112 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,751 AS A VARSITY THIRD-BASE STARTER 113 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:46,253 FOR THE CUMORAH COUGARS. 114 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,322 THOUGH OUR TRIALS ARE GREAT, PLEASE BLESS US ALL 115 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,324 AS YOUR LOVING FAMILY, 116 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,862 SEALED TOGETHER THROUGH TIME AND ALL ETERNITY. AMEN. 117 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:58,431 HAD TO CATCH 'EM AND FIELD 'EM IN TO THE FIRST BASEMAN ONE AT A TIME. 118 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,869 Bill: I TOLD YOU THAT BASEBALL PLAY WOULD COME IN HANDY. 119 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,337 YEAH, IT DID. MARGENE, COULD YOU PASS ME THAT? 120 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,040 - ( chattering ) - ( soft rock music playing ) 121 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:19,186 LESTER'S ON PARADE. LESTER'S ON PARADE. 122 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:23,056 ( chuckles ) I THINK SOMEBODY'S GOT STINKY PANTS. 123 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,892 - PLEASANT DREAMS. - DON'T FORGET. 124 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,761 I WON'T. SAY GOOD NIGHT. 125 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,698 BOO! AH... BOO! 126 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,632 - GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 127 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,903 Wayne: I DID IT AT SCHOOL. LOOK AT THIS PAINTING. 128 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,672 I DID IT MYSELF. 129 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:42,375 GOOD NIGHT. 130 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:46,079 Wayne: I WANT SOME AFTER YOU, SARAH. 131 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,916 SHE'S STILL FIXATED ON THOSE LAST FEW POUNDS. 132 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:51,885 IT'S SO SUPERFICIAL AND IMMATURE. 133 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,154 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. WE HAVE BABIES. 134 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,224 Wayne: HEY, BEN, COME HERE. 135 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,797 ( water running ) 136 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,766 I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 137 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,035 SOMETIMES THREE DAYS 138 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,171 CAN FEEL LIKE SUCH AN ETERNITY. 139 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:15,442 AND I HATE IT WHEN FAMILY DINNER FALLS ON OUR NIGHT. 140 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,712 DO YOU THINK I'M DIRTY-MINDED 'CAUSE I THINK OF YOU SO MUCH? 141 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,513 HONEY, I MISS YOU TOO. 142 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,382 IF I DON'T SAY SO, IT'S CAUSE I DON'T WANT NICKI AND BARB 143 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,617 TO FEEL LIKE I MISS THEM ANY LESS. 144 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:28,956 SO DOES THAT MEAN 145 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,591 YOU MISS ME MORE? 146 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,961 OFFICIALLY... 147 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,997 I MISS YOU GUYS ALL THE SAME. 148 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,167 OH! 149 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,811 OH, GOSH, AFTER THE STORE OPENS, 150 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:55,115 I WISH THAT WE COULD JUST GO AWAY TOGETHER FOR A FEW DAYS... 151 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,885 - YEAH. - AND LEAVE EVERYONE BEND. 152 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,921 AND SLEEP IN. 153 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:04,724 - YEAH. - OH, PLEASE, JUST SLEEP IN. 154 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,898 LET'S DO IT THIS WAY. 155 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,367 MY BOOBS ARE REALLY SORE. 156 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,510 ( baby crying ) 157 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,713 IT'S AARON. 158 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,049 HE'LL STOP. 159 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,388 ( crying stops ) 160 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,994 - JUST RELAX, BABY. - YEAH. 161 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,997 - YEAH. - SHH. 162 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,547 YEAH. 163 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,152 THAT'S IT. 164 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,254 YEAH. 165 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,298 ( sighing ) 166 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,747 - IT'S NOT ME, IS IT, BILL? - NO. 167 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,350 NO, OF COURSE NOT. IT'S NOT ME, EITHER. 168 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,119 IT'S-- I DON'T KNOW. 169 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,289 IT'S THE STORE, THE STRESS. 170 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,427 OKAY. 171 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,111 ( door opens ) 172 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,574 Teenie: MOM, CAN I HAVE RAISINS FOR SCHOOL? 173 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:38,178 GET THEM YOURSELF. 174 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,014 - BEN, WHAT'S THAT STUFF? - STEROIDS. 175 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,216 - Ben: PROTEIN POWDER. - TEENIE. 176 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,452 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 177 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,121 - WHAT? - YOU'VE COMPLETELY OUTGROWN THIS JUMPER. 178 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,524 IT BARELY COVERS YOUR RUMP. GO CHANGE. 179 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,194 MORNING, FORGOT TO GET MILK. 180 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,896 Sarah: ALL WE HAVE IS SKIM-- NOT MY IDEA. 181 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,033 WAYNE, WHAT A HANDSOME SHIRT. 182 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,568 IT'S LAND'S END. 183 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:05,505 SWEETIE, YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR TAGS AND STICKERS ON IT. 184 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,707 HERE COMES DAD. 185 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,509 HEY, DON. HEY, HEADS UP. 186 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,478 YEAH, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE LAWYER. 187 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,147 HE SAID HE COULD SQUEEZE US IN AT 11:00. GREAT, SEE YOU IN A BIT. 188 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,449 - HEY, DAD, WHAT'S UP? - HEY, BENNY BOY. HONEY. 189 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,986 - ARE MY BLACK SHOES UPSTAIRS? - DID YOU LEAVE THEM HERE? 190 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,521 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? 191 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,924 - NICKI, I'M LATE. - DAD, DAD, QUICK QUESTION. 192 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,095 - I NEED ANOTHER GUN. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SHOTGUN? 193 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,531 A RIFLE. BIG STUFF, DEER, ELK. 194 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,900 - MOM. - COME ON OUT TO THE CAR. SARAH. 195 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,768 I HAVE TO GET MY STUFF. 196 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,870 - BENNY. - THANKS, DAD. 197 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:41,674 - COME ON. WHAT WERE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT? - MOM, COME ON, WE'RE LATE. 198 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,352 DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE YESTERDAY? 199 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,355 - HON, I GAVE YOU ALL I COULD SPARE. - $100? 200 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,858 ISN'T THERE AT LEAST $500 YOU COULD SLIP INTO MY-- 201 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:02,029 NO, COME ON, YOU KNOW THINGS ARE TIGHT UNTIL THE NEW STORE OPENS. 202 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:05,398 BARB RE-UPHOLSTERED ALL HER CHAIRS WHEN WE MOVED IN HERE. 203 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:09,936 - BARB'S BEEN WORKING, TOO. - WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR. WE'RE LIVING UNITED ORDER, 204 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,639 JUST LIKE JUNIPER CREEK. EVERYTHING INTO THE COMMON POT. 205 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,608 YOU DON'T NEED TO REDECORATE, AT LEAST NOT RIGHT NOW. 206 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,410 YOU TOLD ME TO, 207 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,080 AND I TOLD THE LADY AT THE STORE-- 208 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,683 YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE CARRYING? THREE HOUSES, FOR PETE'S SAKES. 209 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,753 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I GAVE A PERSONAL CHECKING ACCOUNT TO. 210 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,688 - DON'T YELL AT ME. - I'M NOT YELLING. 211 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:32,192 - I GOTTA GO. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. - WHEN? 212 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,495 DON'T PUSH IT. I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 213 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,464 PROMISE? 214 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,310 DADDY. 215 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,779 ( door closes ) 216 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,982 ALL RIGHT, NEXT MONTH, IT'S NICKI THE 1st, MARGIE THE 2nd, 217 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,984 ME THE 3rd, NICKI THE 4th, 218 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,220 MARGIE THE 5th AND SO ON. 219 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:04,257 MARGIE, YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THE 21st, 220 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,759 WHICH IS MINE, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU BILL FOR THE NIGHT. 221 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,195 WE COULD TRADE. 222 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,064 OH, SWEETHEART, THAT JUST MAKES IT MORE CONFUSING. 223 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,032 YOU TAKE HIM BOTH NIGHTS. 224 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,767 - I DON'T MIND. - THANKS. 225 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,437 Nicki: WHAT ABOUT WAYNE'S BIRTHDAY? 226 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,972 HE TURNS FIVE ON THE 17th. 227 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,041 OH, MY HECK. THAT'S RIGHT. 228 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,112 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. - WELL, HE SHOULD BE WITH HIS FATHER ON HIS BIRTHDAY. 229 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:28,148 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE 17th IS FAMILY HOME EVENING ANYWAY. 230 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:31,551 YEAH, BUT I WANT BILL TO BE WITH WAYNE AT OUR HOUSE ALL NIGHT, THOUGH. 231 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,653 YOU DON'T MIND, MARGIE, DO YOU? 232 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,623 OH, NO, I DON'T MIND AT ALL, NOT AT ALL. 233 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,525 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT, BOSS LADY? 234 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,394 I GET HIM AN EXTRA NIGHT ANYWAY, SO... 235 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,200 WELL... 236 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,370 WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU TWO IS FINE. 237 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,308 HERE'S HOUSEHOLD CASH. 238 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,744 IT'S A LITTLE SHORT... 239 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,012 AGAIN, BUT WE'LL MANAGE. 240 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,215 ( snorts ) 241 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,751 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 242 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,755 NICKI, I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY? 243 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,824 I MEAN, THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT LOGISTICS. 244 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,094 IT'S THE SPIRIT OF OPENNESS THAT MAKES US A FAMILY. 245 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,598 I KNOW. IT'S JUST SO TIGHT, IS ALL. 246 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,834 BOYS! WE TOLD YOU TO PLAY QUIET. 247 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:26,105 WAYNE, TAKE RAY INTO THE OTHER ROOM AND STICK THAT FISH MOVIE IN THE VCR. 248 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,214 NICKI. 249 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:40,220 YOU DON'T MIND ME USING THE LAST OF YOUR SKIPPY, DO YOU, BARB? 250 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,655 WE'RE FRESH OUT AT MY HOUSE. 251 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,728 HERE, AS CEO OF HENRICKSON HOME PLUS ONE CORP., 252 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,597 GRANTING FRANCHISE AND LOAN-OUT OF TRADEMARKS AND LOGOS 253 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,665 TO HENRICKSON HOME PLUS TWO CORP. 254 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:56,169 HERE, AS SOLE SHAREHOLDER FOR HOME PLUS TWO, 255 00:18:56,169 --> 00:19:00,039 AUTHORIZING PAYMENT OF THE FRANCHISE FEE TO HOME PLUS ONE, 256 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,575 AND PRESIDENT OF HOME PLUS ONE. 257 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:06,646 - ( cell phone ringing ) - HANG ON. 258 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,648 JUST SIGN HERE ACKNOWLEDGING RECEIPT 259 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,518 OF THE $100,000 FRANCHISE FEE FROM HOME PLUS TWO. 260 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,621 - YEAH, BILL HERE. - Wanda: Hey, hello. Bill? 261 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,224 WANDA? 262 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,991 Bill? 263 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,494 - Hey, hello, Bill? - HANG ON A SEC, WILL YOU? 264 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,896 BILL, ARE YOU STILL THERE? DON'T YOU HANG UP ON ME. 265 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,399 I WOULDN'T BE CALLING UNLESS THIS WASN'T AN EMERGENCY. 266 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,669 - HOW'D YOU GET THIS NUMBER? - NICKI GAVE IT TO ME. 267 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,871 LET ME GUESS. JOEY'S IN TROUBLE AGAIN. 268 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,040 NO, YOUR BROTHER'S FINE. IT'S YOUR DADDY, 269 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,344 HE'S ALL SICK, AND JOEY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M CALLING YOU. 270 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,313 HE'D KILL ME IF HE KNEW I WAS CALLING YOU BEHIND HIS BACK. 271 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,082 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY JOEY CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS, YOU SEE? 272 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,252 YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T WANT ANYONE ELSE INVOLVED, YOU SEE? 273 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,287 Okay, fine. All right. 274 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,757 THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME FOR ME. I CAN'T TALK JUST NOW. I'M BUSY. 275 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:54,794 I'M BUSY TOO. JOEY AND ME ARE HAVING ANOTHER BABY. WE'RE MARRIED NOW 276 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,029 AND I'M JUST TRYG TO DO RIGHT BY YOUR FAMILY. 277 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,866 YOUR MOM'S ACTING CRAZY, JOEY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT 278 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,235 AND NONE OF US ARE ALLOWED TO CALL YOU. 279 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:05,104 THEN DON'T. TELL JOEY TO TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR A CHANGE. 280 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,006 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR HIS JUNK, 281 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,041 - And you can tell him I said that. -( dial tone ) 282 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,078 ( laughs ) 283 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,546 DUMB-HEAD. 284 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,249 - THAT'S IT. CONGRATULATIONS. - SUPER. 285 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,318 - DON. - LEE. 286 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,321 - SEE YOU AT THE STORE, PARTNER. - ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. 287 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:30,297 Woman: I think you're gonna be very happy with your curtains. 288 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,632 The fiber is unbelievable. 289 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,001 The sun can't fade it, and it's machine washable, 290 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,304 plus it has a 10-year guarantee. 291 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:41,774 Oh. No, this card is definitely not going through. 292 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,876 Is there another account you'd like to use? 293 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,046 THAT DANG CARD COMPANY. YEAH, LET'S TRY... 294 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:52,018 9998-8812... 295 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,688 1316-2219. 296 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:59,158 AND THE EXPIRATION IS 3-07. 297 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,894 Okay. 298 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,464 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GLAD WE DECIDED TO GO WITH THE LINERS, TOO. 299 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,801 People think you can skip liners with swags, but you really can't. 300 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:13,005 Oh, there. All's well. 301 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:16,976 $3,696. 302 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:21,448 PERFECT. SO I'LL RETURN THOSE SWATCHES WHEN YOU COME FOR INSTALLATION. 303 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,417 That's fine. So we'll see you on the 18th then. 304 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,354 OKAY, BYE-BYE. 305 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,303 ( crying ) 306 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,402 Woman on TV: This new store brings 80 new jobs to the Wasatch Valley. 307 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:19,739 I was hired just a week before being laid off from my old job. 308 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,741 My wife's worked for Home Plus for five years. 309 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,576 Henrickson's a great company. 310 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,978 Woman on TV: You'll just have to wait until Saturday... 311 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,014 NICE PIECE. 312 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,950 OH, PAJAMAS? 313 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,119 - NEW? - NO. 314 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:37,023 I THOUGHT I'D WEAR 'EM FOR A CHANGE. 315 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,761 YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME IN THEM. 316 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,030 - YEAH? - MM-HMM. 317 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,132 KINDA SEXY. 318 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:49,869 DID YOU HEAR THE DILLONS ACROSS THE STREET FINALLY SOLD THEIR HOUSE? 319 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,872 MM-HMM, MAYBE IT WAS SOME BIG, BAD MORMON BISHOP 320 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:56,643 WHO'S TRYING TO SNUFF US OUT. I DON'T KNOW. 321 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,411 - BARB. - MMM? 322 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,847 I WANT YOU TO SIGN YOUR CHECK OVER TO ME WHEN IT COMES IN, 323 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:03,315 SO I CAN PUT IT IN THE FAMILY ACCOUNT, JUST THIS ONCE. 324 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,151 WE ALL NEED TO PULL TOGETHER. 325 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:08,588 THINGS WILL BE BETTER ONCE THE NEW STORE OPENS. 326 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,459 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE... 327 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:15,294 BECAUSE I RESENT IT WHEN YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO, AND YOU DON'T ASK. 328 00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:20,366 - NO, YOU KNOW I DO. YOU KNOW I DO. - HONEY. 329 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:23,903 - AND I RESENT IT THAT NICKI PUT YOU UP TO THIS. - OH, JUST LEAVE HER OUT. 330 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:27,106 NICKI HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 331 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,909 IF SHE COULD JUST ASK ME OUTRIGHT... 332 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,079 WE NEED THE MONEY, IS ALL. JUST DO AS I ASK, WILL YOU? 333 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:37,517 - NO. NO, YOU MEAN DO AS YOU SAY. - YES. 334 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,898 ARE YOU GONNA WEAR PAJAMAS TO BED EVERY NIGHT 335 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,000 OR JUST ON MINE? 336 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:03,910 ( telephone ringing ) 337 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,720 - HELLO. - WERE YOU AWAKE? 338 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,155 - Joey? - YEAH. 339 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,224 It's the middle of the night. 340 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,260 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME LIKE THIS. 341 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,395 LISTEN, IT'S DAD. THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING, OKAY? 342 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:26,599 HE'S REALLY SICK. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE'S GONNA MAKE IT. 343 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:30,837 It's not the emphysema. Mom's in denial about it or something. 344 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,175 LOOK, BILL, I WOULDN'T CALL IF IT WASN'T BAD, ALL RIGHT? 345 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,778 THIS ISN'T HOW I WANTED TO GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH YOU. 346 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,680 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 347 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,448 He's throwing up blood. 348 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:45,552 Right now he's in like a coma or something. 349 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,587 HE'S GOT A LOT OF PAIN, TOO. 350 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,589 HE NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR, BILL. 351 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:52,892 Mom wouldn't listen. and I thought maybe with you she would. 352 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:56,796 Hello? Bill? 353 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:01,400 BILL, IT'S REALLY BAD. 354 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,269 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, FINE. 355 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:06,372 I'LL COME UP IN THE MORNING, SOMETIME AFTER 10:00. 356 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:09,008 - 10:00, I'll be here. - YEAH. BYE. 357 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:15,648 - WHERE IS HE? - BACK AT THE COMPOUND. 358 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,985 - DAD'S SICK. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 359 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,689 MOM WON'T TAKE HIM TO THE DOCTOR-- THE USUAL. 360 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,892 WELL, MAYBE HE'LL JUST DROP DEAD. 361 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:28,327 HUH. 362 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:31,530 DON'T GO. DON'T DO IT. 363 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,667 ONCE YOU OPEN THAT DOOR, IT'S... 364 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,236 DO YOU HAVE A CLASS TOMORROW? 365 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:42,975 OH, BILL. NO. 366 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,678 NO, WHEN WE SWORE THAT WE WOULD NEVER GO BACK OUT THERE, 367 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,014 I REALLY MEANT IT. I CAN'T. 368 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:51,050 NO, I CA-- HMM-MM. I JUST CAN'T DO IT. 369 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:55,021 THE SEEDINESS, THE CORRUPTION, 370 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:57,690 OLD MEN PREYING ON YOUNG, HELPLESS GIRLS. 371 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,158 PROPHETS? 372 00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:01,994 TRY CON ARTISTS, ALL OF THEM, I SWEAR. 373 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,730 THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING WITH HIM? 374 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:07,066 'CAUSE HE ASKED. HE'S GOT TOO MUCH ON HIS PLATE ALREADY. 375 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,802 NOW THIS, AND YOUR UNCLE JOEY TO BOOT. 376 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:14,106 I CAN'T LET HIM GO ALONE WITH NICKI. 377 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,375 ALL THE EMOTIONAL DEMANDS SHE MAKES ON HIM, 378 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,444 YOU KNOW HOW SHE UPSETS HIM. 379 00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:21,648 MARGENE'S GONNA BE TAKING CARE OF WAYNE AND RAYMOND WHILE WE'RE GONE. 380 00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:25,017 SEE IF YOU CAN HELP HER OUT WITH EVERYTHING AFTER YOU GET OFF WORK. 381 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:28,587 WHY CAN'T WE JUST HIRE A BABYSITTER LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE? 382 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,990 BECAUSE WE'RE NOT EVERYONE ELSE. 383 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,334 BARB, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT-- 384 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,037 NICKI, PLEASE. LET'S NOT GET INTO ANYTHING UNPLEASANT. 385 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,807 I'M JUST SAYING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME. 386 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,309 THE FACT IS, YOU CAN MAKE THINGS SO UNCOMFORTABLE. 387 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:53,145 YOU DON'T LIKE ANYONE. YOU DON'T TRY TO FIT IN AT ALL. 388 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:55,982 YOU JUST SCOWL. WELL, ADMIT IT. YOU DO. 389 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,951 YOU MAKE IT HARD ON EVERYBODY ELSE. 390 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,320 DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE 391 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,823 ONCE WE GET THERE. 392 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:13,265 - HOW ABOUT YOUR SUNGLASSES, HONEY? - THANKS. 393 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:17,269 I THINK WHAT WE NEED IS SOME LYNN ANDERSON. 394 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,839 SOUNDS GOOD. 395 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,709 ( country music playing ) 396 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:25,978 BUCKLE UP. 397 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:38,090 OH, HEY, DON, DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE? 398 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:41,761 YEAH. WHAT TIME ARE YOU HEADING TO SALT LAKE? 399 00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:44,263 YEAH, WHEN'D THEY CALL? 400 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,665 SAY AGAIN? 401 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,835 OKAY, YEAH. 402 00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:47,827 - LOOK. - HI, NICKI! 403 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,479 THAT'S LOIS'S SON. 404 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:21,693 WELL WELL WELL. 405 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:24,931 THERE YOU ARE. LOOK AT THIS HAIR. I S GONNA WASH IT, 406 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:28,300 - BUT I KNEW THERE WOULDN'T BE TIME TO DRY-- - YOU LOOK GREAT. 407 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,736 YOU LOOK GREAT. 408 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:33,139 BARB. OH. 409 00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:35,842 SARAH WROTE ME THE NICEST LETTER LAST MONTH. 410 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:37,944 DID YOU BRING THE CHILDREN? 411 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,678 - NO. - OH, JUST LOOK AT YOU. 412 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:44,483 - NO, LOIS, THEY HAVE SCHOOL. - OF COURSE THEY DO, BARB. 413 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,953 LOOK AT THAT WINDSHIELD. 414 00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:49,088 HOW CAN YOU SEE OUT OF IT? 415 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:52,058 - I'LL WASH IT. - HEY, MOM, WHERE'S GUMBO? 416 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:53,926 HE'S... AROUND. 417 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:56,829 I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT TO. 418 00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:59,131 JUST CHASING RABBITS. 419 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,267 OH, YOU ARE SUCH A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. 420 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,836 - WHERE'S DAD? - INSIDE. 421 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:07,539 - JOEY SAID HE'S SICK. - HE IS. OH! 422 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:10,109 NICKI! 423 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,144 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. 424 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,446 OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 425 00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:17,816 DAD. 426 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:24,123 DAD? OH, GOOD LORD. 427 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:26,392 HE'S BETTER TODAY. HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 428 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:28,627 I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S SO UP IN ARMS. 429 00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:31,931 DON'T LET ME DIE. 430 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:34,766 HE FELL OFF THE COUCH. I COULDN'T LIFT HIM BACK. 431 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,936 WHERE'S JOEY? 432 00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:40,839 HE AND WANDA GOT THEIR OWN PLACE, NEXT TO THE WALKER'S. DON'T YOU LAY INTO HIM. 433 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,776 I PUT FRESH SHEETS ON ALL THE BEDS, IN BILL'S OLD ROOM AND OUT BACK. 434 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,947 - YOU CAN WORK OUT YOUR OWN SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS. - Barb: LOIS. 435 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,448 WE'RE NOT STAYING THE NIGHT. 436 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:52,284 - HE'S GOTTA GET TO A DOCTOR. - NO! 437 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,520 REMEMBER WHEN HE GOT HIS FINGERS CAUGHT IN THE FAN? 438 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,023 YOU SAID DOCTORS, AND HE WAS FINE. 439 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,724 HE NEEDED 23 STITCHES! 440 00:30:58,724 --> 00:31:00,826 - BILL, THERE'S BLOOD IN HIS MOUTH. - NO, NO DOCTORS. 441 00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:03,462 - THEY ONLY DRAW ATTENTION TO US. - WE KNOW ONE IN THE CITY. 442 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,464 IT'S AN HOUR FROM HERE. HE'S DISCREET. 443 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:08,067 - Bill: PARK MEMORIAL. - Lois:NOT A HOSPITAL! 444 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,002 YOU GO IN, YOU NEVER GET OUT. 445 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:13,172 TESTS AND MORE TESTS AND FINDING NEW PROBLEMS. 446 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:17,643 - NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! AND I MEAN IT! - ( Frank coughing ) 447 00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:31,223 WANNA HELP ME GET HIM ON THE COUCH? 448 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:37,763 MR. WOODCOCK SAYS YOU GUYS GOT TWO MORE MINUTES. 449 00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:40,332 MAN, THAT NAME. 450 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:42,368 YOU CLOSING TONIGHT, PLYGIE? 451 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,536 YEAH. IS THAT DIET OR REGULAR? 452 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:46,973 - REGULAR. - CAN I HAVE A SIP? 453 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,875 WE'RE MARONA'S CONGREGATION. 454 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:52,378 WE FIGHT SIN AND ALL TEMPTATION. 455 00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:56,315 BEATING SATAN'S OUR SALVATION. YAY. 456 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,651 OH, HERE COMES THAT NEW GIRL. 457 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,654 TOTAL MORG. 458 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:04,890 SO I WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND LAST NIGHT. 459 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:07,994 WE WERE AT FIRST BASE HEADING TO SECOND, AND HE GOES, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?" 460 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:12,864 - IT WAS ME, LIKE A VAT OF FRIES. - OH, DON'T YOU HATE THAT? 461 00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:14,733 CAN I SIT WITH YOU GUYS? 462 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:17,369 YEAH. 463 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:26,812 - SO DID YOU DO SECOND? - MM-HMM. 464 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:30,782 THIRD? HOW THIRD? 465 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,818 I LET HIM FINGER ME. 466 00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:36,455 - DONNA, GROSS! - WHAT? I'M NOT A MORBOT. 467 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,991 LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO EAT WHITE BREAD AND JELL-O 468 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,193 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 469 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:45,031 I THINK THAT CHASTITY TAKES COURAGE. 470 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,835 ( giggling ) 471 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:52,238 I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A BAD IDEA 472 00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:54,673 TO GET PAST YOUR HORMONES AND NOT SCREW EVERY PENIS 473 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,742 THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO MOUNT IT. 474 00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:59,278 I MEAN, WHO REALLY WANTS TO GET PREGNANT OR AN STD OR SOMETHING? 475 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:03,582 YOUR MOMMY WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU. 476 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,351 YOU MEAN "MOMMIES." 477 00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:09,688 OH MY GOD, SARAH HAS THREE MOMMIES. 478 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:22,634 BACK TO THE GREASE PIT. 479 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:48,394 SHE WON'T LET ROBERTA OR ANY OF THE OTHER WIVES NEAR HIM. 480 00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:50,962 ( mimics Lois ) "AND I MEAN IT." 481 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:53,532 IT'S LIKE A NERVOUS TIC AT THE END OF HALF HER SENTENCES. 482 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,601 ( mimics Lois ) "NO DOCTORS. AND I MEAN IT." 483 00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:59,605 SHE'S TAKING THE EARLY SHIFT AT THE GAS STATION TOMORROW. 484 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:06,078 AND THAT'S WHEN WE'LL TAKE HIM IN, 485 00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:08,414 WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT. 486 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:10,182 GOOD. 487 00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:12,451 - SHH, SHH! - ( crying ) 488 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:16,755 AARON. AARON, PLEASE. 489 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,657 SHH, LESTER. 490 00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:21,260 SHH. WAYNE, NO! 491 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,464 RAY! RAY! 492 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,799 - ( telephone ringing ) - OH! 493 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:30,636 SHH, SHH! 494 00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,638 NO! ( crying ) 495 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:38,777 - HELLO. - Barb: Hi, Marge, it's Barb. 496 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,879 - HI. - HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? 497 00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:43,682 Everything is okay. We have everything under control. 498 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,451 WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR. 499 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:48,387 - FRANK. - So when are you coming home? 500 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:52,424 WELL, THINGS ARE A LITTLE BIT UP IN THE AIR HERE. 501 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:55,394 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE STAYING OVER THE NIGHT. 502 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:58,997 - Can you hear me? - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHO'S THAT CRYING? 503 00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:02,668 - No, he's not crying. - TELL HER WAYNE NEEDS TO BE IN BED BY 8:00 504 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,636 OR SHE'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT. 505 00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:07,239 - I DON'T WANT TO OVERWHELM HER. - I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. 506 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,509 Bill: NO, THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. THERE'S NO WAY I'M OPENING UP WITHOUT A TEST RUN. 507 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:13,845 - YOU'RE BREAKING UP. - BARB, I CANNOT HEAR YOU! 508 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:17,149 TELL THEM IF THEY WANNA GET PAID, WELL, THEY'D BETTER FIND A WAY TO DO IT. 509 00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:21,453 NICKI SAYS THAT WAYNE NEEDS TO BE IN BED BY 8:00 OR THERE'LL BE HECK TO PAY. 510 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:26,124 HONEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 511 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,495 BARB, WHEN WILL YOU BE HOME? 512 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:33,599 I'M GOING UP THE ROAD TO SEE MY FOLKS. I'LL STAY THERE TONIGHT. 513 00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:36,101 YOU BETTER COME BY AND PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO MY FATHER. 514 00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:38,904 - NICKI, I GOT MY HANDS FULL HERE. - ( Frank coughing ) 515 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:42,007 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 516 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:43,675 WE'LL BE FINE. WE'LL BE OKAY. 517 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,611 EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. 518 00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:49,881 Barb: IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 519 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,718 - Wait! Wait! Stop running! - BYE-BYE. 520 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:55,020 Wayne! 521 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,856 ( Frank coughs ) 522 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:21,380 RHONDA. 523 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:24,383 DO YOU FEEL OKAY? 524 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,585 YOU SURE? 525 00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:46,672 WELL WELL WELL. 526 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,974 - BILL. - HELLO, ROMAN, ALBY. 527 00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:51,377 - YOU REMEMBER RHONDA? - YEAH, SURE. 528 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,779 AND LOOK AT THIS. 529 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:57,182 LOOK WHO WE GOT HERE. SISTER LOIS. 530 00:36:57,182 --> 00:37:00,819 FRANK STILL FEELING POORLY? 531 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:03,054 HARLEEN SENT OVER ANOTHER BATCH OF THIS STUFF. 532 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:06,858 TELL HIM TO DRINK IT, TELL HIM I SAID SO. 533 00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:10,429 COME ON, SISTER RHONDA. 534 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,498 I GOT SOME MINT TEA ON THE STOVE. 535 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,232 WE'VE MISSED YOU UP HERE, BILL. 536 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,702 WE'VE HAD SOME TREMENDOUS GROWTH. 537 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:19,671 4,000 ATTENDED SACRAMENT LAST WEEK. 538 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:23,375 AND DID YOU KNOW, WE EVEN HIRED A P.R. FIRM SINCE THE OLYMPICS? 539 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,577 US WITH A P.R. FIRM. CAN YOU BEAT THAT? 540 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:29,915 - I SURE CAN'T. - THEY'RE CONSULTANTS. P.R. CONSULTANTS, PAPA. 541 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:32,684 AND YOU'RE OPENING ANOTHER STORE, I UNDERSTAND. 542 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,854 - VERY SOON. - I'VE CALLED YOU SEVERAL TIMES. 543 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,724 - FIVE, SIX-- HOW MANY, ALBY? - EIGHT, PAPA. 544 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,225 EIGHT? 545 00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:43,662 YOU REMEMBER LEE INCORPORATED US FIVE YEARS AGO. 546 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,031 HE SENT THE PAPERS OUT TO YOU YESTERDAY. 547 00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:48,033 WE'RE A LITTLE LATE FILING, 548 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:51,169 BUT IT'S ALL SQUARED AWAY NOW. 549 00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:53,405 OH, WONDERFUL. 550 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:55,841 SO WE GOT NO PROBLEM THEN. 551 00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:59,745 - TOTALLY SQUARED AWAY. - I'M GLAD. 552 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,947 MIGHTY GLAD. 553 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:10,489 SO WHAT KIND OF MUSIC ARE YOU INTO? 554 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,024 LET ME HELP. I LIKE JAZZ. 555 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,061 I LIKE LINKIN PARK. 556 00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:22,568 I CAN'T HELP IT. I REALLY LIKE BOBBY McFERRIN. 557 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,873 YOU KNOW WHEN I'M 21, 558 00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:30,376 I REALLY WANNA GO ON A MISSION, 559 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:33,479 AND I WI I COULD GO TO AN ISLAMIC COUNTRY BECAUSE I THINK POST-9/11, 560 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:36,582 THAT PART OF THE WORLD NEEDS OUR HELP THE MOST, DON'T YOU THINK? 561 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:39,351 I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS HELP. 562 00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:42,421 SEE, I LIKE YOU, SARAH. 563 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,923 YOU'RE THOUGHTFUL, RIGHT-MINDED, 564 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:48,594 NOT ALL BOY-CRAZY OR SCREWED UP. 565 00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:51,630 SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? 566 00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:53,799 PRETTY AVERAGE, I GUESS. 567 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:57,869 THEY INVOLVED IN ANY CHURCH ACTIVITIES? 568 00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:00,439 THEY USED TO BE. 569 00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:02,040 THEY'RE PRETTY BUSY NOW. DAD'S A BUSINESSMAN. 570 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,643 MOM'S A TEACHER. WELL, SHE'S A SUBSTITUTE. 571 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:07,479 SHE'S TAKING CLASSES TO BE FULL-TIME ACCREDITED. 572 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:10,682 AND MY UNCLE JOEY USED TO PLAY FOR THE NFL. 573 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:15,120 - HE USED TO PLAY FOR DALLAS. - WOW. THAT'S REALLY COOL. 574 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,288 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? 575 00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:20,459 ARE YOU IN YOUNG WOMEN'S? 576 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:23,995 - MIA MAIDS, LAURELS? - NO, HMM-MM. 577 00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,031 WHAT WARD ARE YOU IN? 578 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,099 I'M NOT REALLY INTO CHURCH THESE DAYS. 579 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:32,771 I MEAN, I LIKE THEIR POSITIONS, THEIR TAKE ON MORALS AND HONESTY, 580 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,707 BUT... 581 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,944 SO YOU'RE INACTIVE. 582 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:44,182 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MAKES SENSE TO ME. 583 00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:47,653 OH. 584 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,022 NO, I GET IT. 585 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,027 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER 586 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:58,630 AND I CAN CALL YOU SOMETIME NEXT WEEK 587 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,499 - AND WE CAN HANG OUT? - OKAY. 588 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:03,201 - I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO. - NO. YEAH. 589 00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:06,438 OKAY, COOL. ( giggles ) 590 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:08,774 SO WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS DO? 591 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,809 MY MOTHER IS A HOMEMAKER. 592 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:14,580 AND SHE SERVED AS Y.W. COUNSELOR 593 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,914 AT OUR OLD WARD. 594 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,116 SHE'S PRETTY ACTIVE IN RELIEF SOCIETY. 595 00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:19,885 SHE'S REALLY GREAT. 596 00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:22,087 AND MY DAD, 597 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,055 HE'S A STATE TROOPER. 598 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:29,160 ( snoring ) 599 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:43,174 RHONDA? 600 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:46,712 DID SARAH COME TOO? 601 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:50,582 NO NO, SHE COULDN'T. 602 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,118 WHY? 603 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,853 SHE HAS SCHOOL. 604 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,724 OH. 605 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:06,197 YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE BABIES? 606 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:12,470 NO, HONEY, I HAD CANCER. 607 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,573 WHEN? 608 00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,575 SIX YEARS AGO. 609 00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:19,177 I HAD A HYSTERECTOMY. 610 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:25,250 IS THAT WHEN YOU SAID BILL COULD MARRY NICKI? 611 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:29,254 WELL... 612 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:34,225 THERE'S A LITTLE MORE TO IT THAN THAT, SWEETIE. 613 00:41:48,974 --> 00:41:51,610 I'M MAIED TO THE PROPHET NOW. 614 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:55,581 ( whispering ) OH, RHONDA! 615 00:41:55,581 --> 00:41:58,216 NO! 616 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,223 Rhonda: THEY USED TO BE REGULAR MARRIED, 617 00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:07,258 BUT DIDN'T LIVE THE PRINCIPLE... 618 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:10,161 ( tea kettle whistling ) 619 00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:12,898 ...SO GOD WOULDN'T BLESS HER WITH ANYMORE BABIES. 620 00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:14,966 THEY TOOK HER TO THE HOSPITAL, 621 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:18,103 BUT... THEY STILL COULDN'T FIX HER. 622 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:20,639 I'M NEVER GONNA GET CANCER. 623 00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:30,315 IT'S TOO HOT. I WANT IT WITH MILK. 624 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:49,200 ( heart monitor beeping ) 625 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,202 ( grumbles ) 626 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:57,308 WE NEED A TOXICOLOGY. 627 00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:11,857 ( children laughing ) 628 00:43:11,857 --> 00:43:15,093 - Nicki: IT'S GORGEOUS, MAMA. - FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 629 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:18,096 SISTERWIVES ALL CHIPPED IN AND GOT IT FOR MY COLLECTION. 630 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:20,031 EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE LLADRO. 631 00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:21,633 I KNOW, THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. 632 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:25,036 - WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A COUPLE? - PAPA, CAN I...? 633 00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:27,305 WHAT? 634 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,275 NO, NOTHING. 635 00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:32,343 WHAT HAVE YOU GONE AND DONE NOW, NICKI? 636 00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:34,312 PAPA... 637 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,717 WHAT IS IT, HONEY, HMM? 638 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:42,754 - WHAT'S WRONG? - IT'S JUST SO HARD. 639 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:45,156 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 640 00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:47,358 MARGENE, FROM SOME HICK TOWN IN COLORADO-- 641 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,994 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE. 642 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:52,130 BARB, SHE'S SO... ( sighs ) 643 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,866 EVERYTHING'S SO SUPERFICIAL, 644 00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:57,102 LIKE FIXING UP YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR CAR, AND... 645 00:43:57,102 --> 00:43:59,404 ( sighs ) 646 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:04,009 I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK. 647 00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:07,312 NICOLETTE, HUSH. YOU'RE MARRIED NOW 648 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,947 AND TO A GOOD MAN, 649 00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:10,916 AND YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT 650 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,018 THE LIFE THAT GOD CHOSE FOR YOU. 651 00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:16,054 YOU JUST HAVE TO GROW UP 652 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:19,257 AND STOP BEING SUCH A DREAMER. 653 00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:31,970 ( car door slams ) 654 00:44:32,938 --> 00:44:35,340 ( metal detector beeps ) 655 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:38,744 - HERE YOU GO. - Woman: THANK YOU. 656 00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:52,323 ( keys jangle ) 657 00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:59,765 ( heart monitor beeping ) 658 00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:05,070 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM? STOP! 659 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,738 MOM, MOM, MOM-- IT'S OKAY. 660 00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:10,141 - YOU-- HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME! - MOM, I'M NOT DEFYING YOU. 661 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:12,077 - I HAVE SOME RIGHTS. - YES YES, I KNOW. 662 00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:14,880 YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE SOME OLD CAR READY FOR THE SCRAP HEAP. 663 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,482 - I'M TAKING HIM HOME! - MOM, NOW PLEASE, NO. HE'S REALLY SICK. 664 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:20,251 - HMM-MM. - YES, HE HAS ARSENIC POISONING. 665 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:22,988 OH, FRANK! FRANK, I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 666 00:45:22,988 --> 00:45:24,956 I WANT HIM OUT. I WANT HIM HOME AND I MEAN IT. 667 00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:27,325 MOTHER, MOTHER, LISTEN TO ME! 668 00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:30,528 HE'S FULL OF ARSENIC! HE HAS TO STAY HERE. 669 00:45:30,528 --> 00:45:32,463 - ARSENIC? - YES. 670 00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:34,632 Bill: NOW THE HOSPITAL IS SUPPOSED TO REPORT IT TO THE STATE, 671 00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:36,868 TO THE POISON CONTROL BOARD SO THEY CAN INVESTIGATE. 672 00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:39,170 IT'S OKAY. 673 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:41,973 OUR DOCTOR'S AGREED NOT TO TELL ANYONE, 674 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:44,409 BUT HE HAS GOT TO STAY HERE AND BE TREATED. 675 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,311 OH, DEAR LORD. 676 00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,814 DO YOU KNOW IF HE'S BEEN NEAR ANY PESTICIDES? 677 00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:52,317 HAVE THERE-- HAVE THERE BEEN ANY FEUDS GOING ON WITH THE WIVES 678 00:45:52,317 --> 00:45:55,353 OR ANY OTHER CLAN STUFF I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 679 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:57,455 ( sobbing ) 680 00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:03,494 ( moans ) 681 00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:04,930 EASY. 682 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:06,731 EASY EASY, IT'S OKAY. 683 00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:10,869 IT'S OKAY. WE'RE HERE. 684 00:46:10,869 --> 00:46:14,572 ( whimpers ) 685 00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:18,176 Barb: OH, WHAT A NIGHTMARE, THAT PLACE. 686 00:46:18,176 --> 00:46:22,680 LITTLE RHONDA? WHAT IS SHE 14, 15? 687 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,683 MARRIED OFF TO ROMAN. 688 00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:28,686 WHAT IF IT WERE SARAH? 689 00:46:28,686 --> 00:46:31,522 JOEY WITH WANDA, 690 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:34,893 TRYING TO STAY CLEAN IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THAT CRAZINESS, IT JUST-- 691 00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:36,161 BARB, I KNOW. I KNOW, 692 00:46:36,161 --> 00:46:38,563 BUT I WISH YOU'D JUST LEAVE THEM BE. 693 00:46:38,563 --> 00:46:41,732 I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION WE FELT THE SAME WAY ABOUT IT. 694 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:45,236 WELL, WE DO, BUT I WISH YOU'D LAY OFF AND QUIT PICKING AT 'EM. 695 00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:47,205 THEY'RE NOT US AND WE'RE NOT THEM, OKAY? 696 00:46:47,205 --> 00:46:50,275 CAN'T WE JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT? 697 00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:53,144 AND DANG IT, I WISH YOU'D JUST GIVE ME THAT CHECK. 698 00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:57,115 YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I'M ASKING FOR THE GRAND CANYON. 699 00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,421 ( sighs ) 700 00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:11,462 I GOTTA GO BY THE STORE. 701 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:14,365 ( slams door ) 702 00:47:19,737 --> 00:47:22,340 ( door slams ) 703 00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:36,387 ( phone ringing ) 704 00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:44,495 - EAGLE GAS. - It's Bill. I wasn't sure you'd be there. 705 00:47:44,495 --> 00:47:48,866 - You got back okay? - ( laughs ) I'M NOT INCOMPETENT. 706 00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:52,537 SO MOM, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA, 707 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:56,307 ANY IDEA AT ALL HOW DAD GOT EXPOSED TO THE ARSENIC? 708 00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:59,610 Lois: I'M PUTTING IN A NEW WATER TANK 709 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:02,413 AND HAVING THE HAND-PUMP TESTED. 710 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:06,184 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 711 00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:10,221 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY TO YOU. 712 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:13,691 We're sealed as family for eternity. 713 00:48:13,691 --> 00:48:17,528 You can't just waltz in and out whenever it suits you. 714 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:19,998 WHO KNOWS WHEN YOUR BROTHER WILL HAVE A SPELL 715 00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:24,102 AND GET HOPPED UP AND GO SAILING OFF THE DEEP END AGAIN? 716 00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:28,173 YOU'RE THE ONLY TWO I HAVE LEFT. 717 00:48:28,173 --> 00:48:30,141 I KNOW THAT, MOM. 718 00:48:30,141 --> 00:48:33,211 There's something else I wanna tell you. Now listen to me. 719 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:37,015 No one will ever care for you 720 00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:38,783 like your real family. 721 00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:39,985 YOU BETTER LEARN THAT NOW 722 00:48:39,985 --> 00:48:41,919 OR YOU WILL REGRET IT, 723 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,489 WIND UP ALL ALONE. 724 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:48,559 YOU BETTER REMEMBER WHERE YOU COME FROM. 725 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:50,761 YOU BETTER REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. 726 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,864 - ( bell rings ) - I GOT A CAR OUT FRONT. 727 00:48:53,864 --> 00:48:56,434 ( dial tone ) 728 00:49:00,871 --> 00:49:03,174 ( crickets chirping ) 729 00:49:14,986 --> 00:49:17,522 ( punk rock music playing ) 730 00:49:44,782 --> 00:49:47,018 MARGENE! 731 00:49:47,685 --> 00:49:49,587 HONEY! 732 00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:52,490 ( music stops ) 733 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:53,824 HONEY, WHAT IS IT? 734 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,493 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 735 00:49:57,162 --> 00:50:00,298 I TRY TO CONTRIBUTE AND I TRY TO DO MY PART, 736 00:50:00,298 --> 00:50:02,267 AND I JUST CAN'T GET IT-- I CAN'T GET IT RIGHT. 737 00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:05,570 I CAN'T DO ENOUGH. I CAN HARDLY TAKE CARE OF MY BOYS, 738 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:09,307 - LET ALONE NICKI'S. - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 739 00:50:09,307 --> 00:50:13,211 I AM A TOTAL FUCKUP. ( sighing ) 740 00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:17,215 I CAN'T MEASURE UP TO YOU OR NICKI. 741 00:50:17,215 --> 00:50:18,516 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MEASURE UP. 742 00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:20,751 YOU JUST-- JUST BE YOURSELF. 743 00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:21,952 THAT'S ENOUGH. 744 00:50:21,952 --> 00:50:25,590 I CAN'T PLEASE BILL. 745 00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:30,395 I'M SURE YOU DO. 746 00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:33,531 I'M JUST NOT ANY GOOD AT THIS. 747 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:38,303 Barb: I DON'T THINK IT'S ALWAYS EASY FOR ANYONE. 748 00:50:38,303 --> 00:50:43,308 WE'RE NOT TRAPPED. WE'RE ALL HERE BY CHOICE. 749 00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:46,744 WE'VE CHOSEN TO BE A FAMILY. 750 00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:48,979 I AM TRAPPED. 751 00:50:48,979 --> 00:50:51,816 I HAVE TWO BABIES, 752 00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:55,052 AND I AM SUCH A CRUMMY MOTHER. 753 00:50:57,054 --> 00:51:00,057 BOSS LADY'S RIGHT, MARGE. 754 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,792 IT'S NOT EASY. 755 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:04,629 NONE OF IT'S EASY. 756 00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:20,711 Roman: I GAVE YOUR WIFE A RIDE BACK. 757 00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:24,081 YOU AND I NEED TO TALK. 758 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,251 ROMAN, ALBY. 759 00:51:26,251 --> 00:51:29,254 NOW, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, BILL? 760 00:51:29,254 --> 00:51:31,055 THAT I WOULDN'T READ THESE, 761 00:51:31,055 --> 00:51:33,057 OR THAT I WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THEM IF I DID? 762 00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:36,461 - NOW, ROMAN, THIS IS DIFFERENT. - WE STAKED YOU. 763 00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:38,463 WE HAVE 15% OF THE STORE-- 764 00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:40,531 BOTH STORES, AS I SEE IT. 765 00:51:40,531 --> 00:51:43,100 NO, THIS STORE IS ANOTHER LEGAL ENTITY. 766 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,402 - IT'S SEPARATE. - SEPARATE? 767 00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:46,571 THAT'S FALSE, PAPA. 768 00:51:46,571 --> 00:51:49,274 YOU'RE ENTITLED TO 15% OF THE FIRST STORE, WHICH YOU RECEIVE. 769 00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:52,777 THIS STORE'S A FRANCHISE. SO YOU'RE ENTITLED TO 15% OF THE FRANCHISE FEE 770 00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:56,347 - IT PAYS TO THE FIRST STORE. - AND WHO OWNS THE FRANCHISE? 771 00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:59,584 YOU CAN PUT IT ANY WAY YOU WANT, BILL. 772 00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:02,353 HAVE YOUR ATTORNEYS ARRANGE IT ANY WAY YOU PLEASE, 773 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:05,323 BUT WE GET 15% OF ANYTHING YOU DO. 774 00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:08,626 LISTEN TO ME, SON-- CAREFULLY. 775 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:13,331 THERE'S MAN'S LAW AND THERE'S GOD'S LAW. 776 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:17,502 AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT SIDE I'M ON. 777 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:23,174 I'M SORRY... 778 00:52:23,174 --> 00:52:25,943 THAT'S NOT THE WAY I SEE IT. 779 00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:29,079 ALBY. 780 00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:31,549 ( march music playing ) 781 00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:35,386 - CUMORAH COUGAR MARCHING BAND! - ( cheering ) 782 00:52:35,386 --> 00:52:38,523 HOW ABOUT GIVING 'EM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE? 783 00:52:45,129 --> 00:52:47,164 THEY SOUND GREAT. 784 00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:56,341 - C'MON, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CUT THAT DANG RIBBON? - ( cheering ) 785 00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:08,919 ( soft music playing ) 786 00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:18,889 ( exhales heavily ) 787 00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:29,400 IT'S NOT BECAUSE U ASKED. 788 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,370 IT'S BECAUSE I WANTED TO. 789 00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:45,350 I NEED SOME SLEEP, BILL. 790 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:07,872 ( distant barking ) 791 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:18,315 I THINK MOM'S TRYING TO POISON DAD. 792 00:55:22,953 --> 00:55:25,656 ( Latin new wave music plays ) 59294

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