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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:16,907 THE GREAT CORNHOLIO 2 00:00:20,444 --> 00:00:22,709 Hey Butt-Head, how come we're going to Stewart's house? 3 00:00:23,465 --> 00:00:26,572 'Cause I've heard he's got diarrhea. 4 00:00:31,754 --> 00:00:34,756 Thank you boys for bringing Stewart's homework to school for him. 5 00:00:34,775 --> 00:00:37,245 He's so sick, he spent all night in the bathroom. 6 00:00:37,292 --> 00:00:39,933 Really? Diarrhea? 7 00:00:40,379 --> 00:00:42,553 Yes, I'm afraid so. 8 00:00:49,643 --> 00:00:54,821 Now boys, come on! Say, have you boys eaten breakfast? 9 00:00:57,093 --> 00:00:58,562 I think I did once. 10 00:00:58,906 --> 00:01:01,877 Well, you can't go to school on an empty stomach. 11 00:01:01,926 --> 00:01:04,283 Here, I made some breakfast burritos for Stewart, 12 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,477 but he's not feeling well enough to eat. 13 00:01:06,491 --> 00:01:11,168 - Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! - Yeah! Yeah! Cool! 14 00:01:11,827 --> 00:01:14,429 You boys eat up, I'm going to check on Stewart. 15 00:01:14,445 --> 00:01:18,181 - He probably needs more TP. - Hey Beavis, 16 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,804 you think she's gonna put a thermometer up his butt? 17 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:24,064 Yeah, and then she's gonna put it in his mouth. 18 00:01:31,896 --> 00:01:34,036 What the hell is this crap? 19 00:01:34,984 --> 00:01:38,956 - This isn't a burrito. - Yeah! I got eggs in mine! 20 00:01:39,112 --> 00:01:42,822 - She tricked us. - No wonder Stewart's got diarrhea. 21 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:44,811 Let's see what else they have. 22 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:02,418 This sucks! There's nothing good in here. 23 00:02:04,821 --> 00:02:07,063 Hey buttmunch, give me some. 24 00:02:07,304 --> 00:02:08,409 No way. 25 00:02:12,271 --> 00:02:13,842 Settle down, Beavis. 26 00:02:16,601 --> 00:02:17,865 Pretty cool! 27 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:24,820 What? 28 00:02:25,663 --> 00:02:27,166 What the hell was that? 29 00:02:31,804 --> 00:02:33,568 What the hell is this? 30 00:02:35,428 --> 00:02:37,136 I think this is Primus. 31 00:02:38,046 --> 00:02:42,814 No. This is the Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids. 32 00:02:43,114 --> 00:02:44,132 Really? 33 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:47,191 These guys, like, crawl up into people's butts and, like... 34 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,712 go exploring. 35 00:02:50,028 --> 00:02:51,028 I go... 36 00:03:00,433 --> 00:03:03,134 Hey Butt-Head. What are those lights for? 37 00:03:03,151 --> 00:03:06,918 That's so, like, they can see when they're crawling around inside your butt. 38 00:03:07,245 --> 00:03:10,545 - No way. You mean it's dark in your butt? - Yeah. 39 00:03:11,205 --> 00:03:14,140 You know when they say: "Stick it where the sun don't shine"? 40 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:16,128 They're talking about your butt! 41 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:21,634 I thought it meant, like, under your pillow, or something. 42 00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:24,618 But like, if it's dark inside your butt, 43 00:03:24,635 --> 00:03:27,494 then like, how do the turds find their way out? 44 00:03:29,027 --> 00:03:32,100 I think they can, like, see in the dark, like bats. 45 00:03:33,557 --> 00:03:35,430 That makes a lot of sense, yeah. 46 00:03:35,773 --> 00:03:39,073 Hey Butt-Head. We should go see these guys in concert. 47 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:45,785 Ladies and gentlemen, the Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids. 48 00:03:46,144 --> 00:03:50,946 The Seminefrious Tulabloidial Buttnoids have left your pants. 49 00:03:53,527 --> 00:03:57,396 It's ironic that we in this country who cherish freedom, 50 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,621 occasionally support governments 51 00:03:59,635 --> 00:04:02,241 who are less responsive to human rights. 52 00:04:02,454 --> 00:04:05,256 We're very fortunate to have had a very stable government... 53 00:04:05,274 --> 00:04:07,380 What's your problem, Beavis? 54 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,224 Settle down! 55 00:04:11,231 --> 00:04:14,683 ...the struggle for freedom is by no means over. 56 00:04:14,704 --> 00:04:18,346 It still goes on today in places like Nicaragua, 57 00:04:18,497 --> 00:04:22,173 - El Salvador and Panama. - Nicaragua! Agua! Aqua for my bunghole! 58 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,595 Bunghole! 59 00:04:25,142 --> 00:04:28,818 - Beavis, please sit down. - Are you threatening me? 60 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:32,875 - I am Cornholio! - Come on, Beavis, take your seat. 61 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:38,203 - Now, technically America is not... - Do you have TP? TP for my bunghole? 62 00:04:38,567 --> 00:04:42,436 - Get out of here, Beavis. - Ok. 63 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:45,896 - In other parts of the world... - I am Cornholio! 64 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:49,559 I need TP for my bunghole! Bunghole! 65 00:04:50,011 --> 00:04:52,219 Beavis, where are you going? 66 00:04:53,737 --> 00:04:55,536 Where did Beavis go? 67 00:04:57,161 --> 00:04:58,925 That was cool. 68 00:05:08,571 --> 00:05:12,074 I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole. 69 00:05:12,095 --> 00:05:13,962 Yeah. 70 00:05:14,008 --> 00:05:16,411 Hey! Would you like to see my bunghole? 71 00:05:19,848 --> 00:05:22,318 Butt-Head, where did Beavis go? 72 00:05:23,606 --> 00:05:24,847 I don't know. 73 00:05:25,687 --> 00:05:29,795 Is Beavis having some kind of a problem that I should know about? 74 00:05:31,225 --> 00:05:33,526 He ate like, twenty-seven candy bars, 75 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:36,409 and then he like, drank a six-pack of root beer. 76 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,305 That's strange. I just read about a study that said 77 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,495 sugar isn't supposed to cause hyperactivity. 78 00:05:48,475 --> 00:05:50,148 Yeah, this is gonna be cool, yeah! 79 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:54,935 I am Cornholio! 80 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,990 Whoa! That was cool! 81 00:05:57,403 --> 00:05:59,577 I need TP for my bunghole! 82 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,719 Come out with your pants down! 83 00:06:07,573 --> 00:06:08,573 Never mind. 84 00:06:13,546 --> 00:06:19,452 Nicaragua! I need aqua for my bunghole. Do you have any aqua? 85 00:06:24,018 --> 00:06:27,626 I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole. 86 00:06:28,247 --> 00:06:31,049 Senor Beavis, donde esta tu hall pass? (Mr. Beavis, where's your pass?) 87 00:06:31,066 --> 00:06:32,774 Are you threatening me? 88 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:35,480 You will give me TP, Bungholio! 89 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:38,797 Beavis, just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 90 00:06:38,818 --> 00:06:42,995 Do not make my bunghole angry! Do you have any holio? 91 00:06:43,048 --> 00:06:47,623 Get the hell out of my class and go straight to the principal's office, now! 92 00:06:50,229 --> 00:06:52,471 The principal, he will give me TP. 93 00:06:53,016 --> 00:06:55,520 I would hate for my bungholio to get polio. 94 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,619 Where I come from, we have no bunghole. 95 00:07:04,292 --> 00:07:07,263 Dammit! If this is Bon Jovi, I'm gonna... Whoa! 96 00:07:08,118 --> 00:07:10,319 Her back's all bent out of shape. What's wrong? 97 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:13,508 Beavis... you butthole! 98 00:07:14,159 --> 00:07:16,193 When you see a chick in a window like that, 99 00:07:16,207 --> 00:07:18,609 and she's got her back all bent out of shape, 100 00:07:19,327 --> 00:07:21,035 that means she's hot. 101 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:26,257 I don't know, Butt-Head. I think she was, like, injured. 102 00:07:26,476 --> 00:07:29,276 Well, whatever it was, it gave me a stiffy. 103 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:36,300 Hey, Beavis... 104 00:07:36,544 --> 00:07:40,311 I thought you called the cable company and told 'em to quit playing this crap. 105 00:07:40,975 --> 00:07:43,843 Oh yeah, I did, but then like, when the guy answered, 106 00:07:44,129 --> 00:07:47,464 I said: "Excuse me, do you have twelve-pound balls?" 107 00:07:48,224 --> 00:07:49,590 And then I hung up. 108 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:52,452 It was cool. 109 00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:53,958 Yeah. 110 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:00,269 Whip it, yeah! 111 00:08:04,535 --> 00:08:07,039 - Whoa, is that Ross Perot? - Yeah. 112 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:10,860 I think that's Ross Perot like, from a long time ago. 113 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:16,329 "Folks, it's simple. When a problem comes along, you must whip it..." 114 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:21,262 He looks like some kind of bungsnoidial buttsnoid. 115 00:08:25,646 --> 00:08:28,617 Now whip it, into shape! 116 00:08:28,867 --> 00:08:30,040 Shape it up. 117 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,710 Get it straight. 118 00:08:31,854 --> 00:08:34,654 Go forward, move ahead. 119 00:08:34,707 --> 00:08:37,108 Try to detect it. It's not too late! 120 00:08:37,123 --> 00:08:40,092 To whip it, into shape, shape it, 121 00:08:40,111 --> 00:08:43,013 go forward, move-move ahead. Try to detect it. 122 00:08:44,742 --> 00:08:46,643 That sucked, Beavis! 123 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:49,593 Well, at least I tried. 124 00:08:49,608 --> 00:08:52,374 You just sit there on your ass and make me do all the work. 125 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:53,968 Yeah. 126 00:08:56,724 --> 00:08:58,488 Check out those hats. 127 00:08:59,442 --> 00:09:02,177 Those are cool. You can stack one inside the other and you can like, 128 00:09:02,194 --> 00:09:04,205 have all different colors, you know, it's like you 129 00:09:04,218 --> 00:09:06,108 can wear one one day and another the other day, 130 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,176 and like, put 'em on your head, you know? 131 00:09:08,189 --> 00:09:10,336 And then it's like, they can protect you from like, 132 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,718 - harmful rays... - Beavis, 133 00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:16,843 - you're a damn weirdo. - Shut up, Butt-Head. 134 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,432 I'm not from here, you know. 135 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,842 Look, I don't know what your problem is, 136 00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:31,866 but I simply cannot have students wandering the hallways during class, 137 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:36,801 interrupting other classes and giving prophecies of a great plague. 138 00:09:38,843 --> 00:09:41,211 - Sorry 'bout that. - Wait! 139 00:09:41,394 --> 00:09:45,571 What was that? Did you just say you're sorry? 140 00:09:47,905 --> 00:09:49,010 You did! 141 00:09:49,617 --> 00:09:52,724 You said you were sorry, didn't you? 142 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:55,886 Yeah. 143 00:09:56,161 --> 00:09:58,162 Yeah, see? I knew it! 144 00:09:58,175 --> 00:10:02,044 You kids have never apologized to me once! 145 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,808 Maybe this is a new day for you. 146 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:07,529 Maybe punishment isn't the answer. 147 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,542 I'm gonna let you go. 148 00:10:09,854 --> 00:10:13,557 You know, I'm actually proud of you today. 149 00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:15,653 Take some candy with you. 150 00:10:19,823 --> 00:10:23,226 Now you're going right back to class, right, Beavis? 151 00:10:24,186 --> 00:10:25,286 No. 152 00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:29,765 No, I must get TP for my bunghole! I'm the great Cornholio! 153 00:10:29,891 --> 00:10:32,759 - Do you need a hall pass? - Are you threatening me? 154 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:37,824 I no need hall pass. I need holio for my bunghole! 155 00:10:38,885 --> 00:10:40,820 I am the great Cornholio! 156 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,039 I have no bunghole, Bungholio! 157 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,450 I need TP for my bunghole. 158 00:10:48,216 --> 00:10:51,185 My people, we are without bungholes. 159 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:55,785 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 12373

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