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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,394 --> 00:00:17,519 BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD VS. THE VENDING MACHINE 2 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,902 I'm hungry. I wish they had something big, like nachos. 3 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:24,893 Yeah. 4 00:00:25,522 --> 00:00:27,805 We need something with a lot of ingredients. 5 00:00:28,182 --> 00:00:31,000 Like sour cream and salsa pork rinds. 6 00:00:31,308 --> 00:00:34,001 Sour cream and salsa pork rinds? Where? Where? 7 00:00:34,965 --> 00:00:37,988 Right there, dude. Bottom row. F2. 8 00:00:38,156 --> 00:00:39,156 Oh yeah! 9 00:00:39,686 --> 00:00:40,686 Pork! 10 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:46,733 - F-2. - You sunk my battleship! 11 00:00:48,331 --> 00:00:52,185 - Come to Butt-Head! - Yeah. 12 00:00:54,316 --> 00:00:55,564 Wait a minute. 13 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:58,829 No! 14 00:01:00,401 --> 00:01:01,820 This sucks. 15 00:01:12,602 --> 00:01:14,624 Are those butts in that bottle? 16 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:20,351 Did you know that, like, every time someone smokes a cigarette down to the end, 17 00:01:20,483 --> 00:01:22,641 it's like, kissing a butt? 18 00:01:23,575 --> 00:01:24,630 Oh yeah. 19 00:01:27,499 --> 00:01:28,622 That's cool. 20 00:01:36,342 --> 00:01:39,558 - You know what, Beavis? - No, what? 21 00:01:39,634 --> 00:01:42,088 I don't really feel like watching this right now. 22 00:01:42,327 --> 00:01:45,279 Yeah, maybe we should, you know, like, try watching it again later. 23 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:46,878 Yeah, I thought of that, too. 24 00:01:47,548 --> 00:01:49,715 - You know, if it's on. - I understand, yeah. 25 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:53,334 But if it's not on... who gives a rat's ass. 26 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:00,300 Now what? 27 00:02:01,114 --> 00:02:03,001 Yeah, this isn't much better. 28 00:02:03,507 --> 00:02:04,994 What the hell is this? 29 00:02:05,901 --> 00:02:08,822 That's that dude who would, like, rather be a girl. 30 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:12,711 I wonder why that chick's hanging out with him? 31 00:02:13,881 --> 00:02:14,901 I don't know. 32 00:02:18,569 --> 00:02:21,125 I don't feel like watching this either right now. 33 00:02:21,661 --> 00:02:23,819 I don't think I feel like watching this ever. 34 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:30,346 Well, I've seen enough, Beavis, how about you? 35 00:02:30,339 --> 00:02:32,895 Yeah. Let's never watch this again. 36 00:02:34,927 --> 00:02:36,861 OVER 5 ZILLION BICYCLES ARE STOLEN EVERY YEAR 37 00:02:36,855 --> 00:02:38,774 What happened to the sound? 38 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,006 - These guys seem pretty cool. - Yeah, yeah. 39 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,351 It's like, they kinda remind me of myself. 40 00:02:48,991 --> 00:02:50,091 Yeah, right... 41 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:54,715 - You remind me of, like, Urkel! - Shut up, Butt-Head! I'm cool! 42 00:02:54,810 --> 00:02:58,026 Hey, hey, that's my bike! Remember, my bike was stolen last week? That's it! 43 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:03,014 - That's not your bike, Beavis. - Yeah it is! That's my bike. 44 00:03:04,386 --> 00:03:06,078 That dude ripped off my bike! 45 00:03:08,343 --> 00:03:09,762 Did you lock it? 46 00:03:13,263 --> 00:03:14,318 Maybe not. 47 00:03:14,959 --> 00:03:17,208 These fartknockers ripped off my bike! 48 00:03:17,253 --> 00:03:19,605 Dammit Beavis, that's not your bike! 49 00:03:19,746 --> 00:03:21,573 That's my bike, Butt-Head, how do you know? 50 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:24,098 Because, Beavis, I stole your bike. 51 00:03:24,768 --> 00:03:26,255 It was cool. 52 00:03:26,563 --> 00:03:30,655 No way, Butt-Head! You didn't steal my bike, you just got a new one last week. 53 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,666 It looks just like mine. 54 00:03:36,904 --> 00:03:40,325 Okay, Beavis. You're stupid. 55 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,404 You know what else, someone stole five bucks from me last week. 56 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:53,088 Hey Beavis, since you don't have that bike anymore... 57 00:03:53,794 --> 00:03:55,782 can I like, have your lock? 58 00:03:56,754 --> 00:03:57,774 I guess. 59 00:03:58,482 --> 00:04:02,199 - I'll give you five bucks for it. - Okay. 60 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:05,649 Dumbass. 61 00:04:12,114 --> 00:04:14,067 Hurry up, Butt-Head. I'm really hungry. 62 00:04:15,173 --> 00:04:16,592 I'm, like, starving. 63 00:04:18,365 --> 00:04:20,887 There's, like, a trap door that won't let me get it. 64 00:04:23,419 --> 00:04:26,374 Give me the pork rinds now! I'll kick your ass! 65 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:33,458 That sucks! This glass must be, like, plastic or something. 66 00:04:38,215 --> 00:04:40,533 The vending machine stole our money. 67 00:04:41,473 --> 00:04:43,131 And it didn't give us our food. 68 00:04:43,601 --> 00:04:45,869 Well, there's nothing I can do to help you. 69 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:48,399 You gotta write to the company that owns the machine. 70 00:04:48,391 --> 00:04:50,310 There's an address on the side. 71 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:54,166 Hey Beavis, I just thought of something. 72 00:04:55,238 --> 00:04:59,558 Whoever buys the next pork rinds is gonna get our bag, plus another one. 73 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,641 Cool! Yeah. Let's wait 'till they come and then kick their ass. 74 00:05:04,548 --> 00:05:05,933 No, dumbass. 75 00:05:06,244 --> 00:05:08,845 I mean, like, if we get another sixty cents, 76 00:05:08,836 --> 00:05:11,654 we could, like, get two for the price of one. 77 00:05:12,495 --> 00:05:14,162 Two for the price of one? 78 00:05:14,157 --> 00:05:15,780 That would be cool. 79 00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:16,939 Yeah. 80 00:05:17,748 --> 00:05:20,315 Okay, I'm gonna go, like, get sixty cents. 81 00:05:20,308 --> 00:05:22,227 Don't leave here until I get back. 82 00:05:22,902 --> 00:05:25,322 And make sure nobody, like, buys anything. 83 00:05:25,728 --> 00:05:27,783 Cool. You mean, like, gas, too? 84 00:05:27,776 --> 00:05:30,733 No, fartknocker, I mean the vending machine. 85 00:05:31,613 --> 00:05:32,895 Oh, oh yeah, yeah. 86 00:05:33,474 --> 00:05:34,688 Vending machine. 87 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,628 - Hey, how's it going? - Hi. 88 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,073 Going to the bathroom, huh? 89 00:06:05,992 --> 00:06:10,710 I need, like, sixty cents 'cause my friend's, like, starving and stuff. 90 00:06:11,512 --> 00:06:14,467 Oh really? Well, where is your friend? 91 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:19,622 He's like, overseas or something. 92 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:24,114 - I've seen those commercials. - Yeah. 93 00:06:24,611 --> 00:06:25,893 Me too. 94 00:06:27,072 --> 00:06:28,991 It's so sad. 95 00:06:29,665 --> 00:06:31,118 Here you go. 96 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:37,111 No, I said I need sixty cents, buttmunch. 97 00:06:38,177 --> 00:06:40,961 That's okay. I don't mind giving a little more. 98 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:43,057 Ok. 99 00:06:45,426 --> 00:06:46,742 Yes? 100 00:06:47,553 --> 00:06:49,745 I thought you said you were gonna give me some more? 101 00:06:56,098 --> 00:06:57,098 Plop! 102 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:03,505 - Now, where's that dime? - No way, asswipe! 103 00:07:04,112 --> 00:07:06,498 Damn it, boy, what in the hell is your problem? 104 00:07:07,170 --> 00:07:09,624 Sorry about that. It's, like, out of order. 105 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:13,547 And... and I'd hate to see you waste your money and stuff. 106 00:07:13,621 --> 00:07:17,907 Well, all right then. They ought to put a sign up there. 107 00:07:18,308 --> 00:07:22,378 - Now, what about getting my money back? - You have to write to the company. 108 00:07:22,365 --> 00:07:25,718 The address is on the side. Thank you, drive through. 109 00:07:30,944 --> 00:07:33,193 I need, like, change or something. 110 00:07:33,969 --> 00:07:35,786 Well, you gotta buy something. 111 00:07:37,028 --> 00:07:39,846 Whoa! Nachos! 112 00:07:40,951 --> 00:07:42,267 How much? 113 00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:45,750 All I got is some stuff left over from last night. 114 00:07:45,739 --> 00:07:49,160 I was gonna throw them out but... name your price. 115 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,309 Ten cents? 116 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:55,607 - Okay, you got a deal. - Cool. 117 00:07:57,575 --> 00:07:59,995 Give me, like, a dozen. 118 00:08:13,469 --> 00:08:16,588 Whoa! There's, like, a mouth in those pants! 119 00:08:16,578 --> 00:08:17,609 Yeah. 120 00:08:18,556 --> 00:08:20,009 I think it's your mom. 121 00:08:21,748 --> 00:08:24,183 Really? I don't think that's her, Butt-Head. 122 00:08:24,175 --> 00:08:27,844 Well... your mom's a road slut. 123 00:08:27,832 --> 00:08:30,094 Yeah, but not with M�tley Cr�e. She like, hangs out with bands 124 00:08:30,087 --> 00:08:32,161 like, you know, Foghat and stuff. 125 00:08:32,155 --> 00:08:33,938 She's a slut! 126 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,630 Yeah. My mom's a slut! 127 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:46,911 Is that that Howard Stern dude singing? 128 00:08:47,682 --> 00:08:49,635 That's that dude with the tiny wiener. 129 00:09:01,063 --> 00:09:03,350 Hooligan's Holiday... 130 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,593 - Bennigan's holiday? - I thought they were open all the time. 131 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:10,252 Someday, like, when I'll have a lot of money, I'm gonna go eat at Bennigan's. 132 00:09:10,856 --> 00:09:14,277 That would be cool. I heard they got, like, chicks in referee outfits. 133 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:20,293 If they'd just got rid of all these damn words, it would be pretty cool. 134 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:23,693 There's like, some cool stuff they talk about here, 135 00:09:23,686 --> 00:09:25,958 but it's like, it's all happening so fast. 136 00:09:26,051 --> 00:09:28,573 You gotta be fast Butt-Head, you gotta be fast, like this... 137 00:09:28,745 --> 00:09:30,027 Cool! Monkey head! 138 00:09:31,006 --> 00:09:32,220 Tattoos are cool! 139 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,621 That wasn't very good, Butt-Head. Check it out. Check it out there's a snake! 140 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,839 Snakes are cool, Beavis! 141 00:09:39,484 --> 00:09:40,484 That was cool. 142 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,872 Butt-Head! 143 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:55,607 Where are you? Come on, I'm hungry! 144 00:09:56,341 --> 00:09:59,865 I'm, like, gonna die... of starvation and stuff. 145 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:02,178 That might be cool. 146 00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:08,824 M&M... M&M! 147 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:20,910 ... like an old friend: always there. 148 00:10:21,611 --> 00:10:24,579 I couldn't understand it, Chuck, he said he would be right back, 149 00:10:24,569 --> 00:10:27,694 but he just left me standing by the vending machine. 150 00:10:28,459 --> 00:10:33,382 Hey, aren't you forgetting something? Sour cream and salsa pork rinds! 151 00:10:37,038 --> 00:10:38,991 These nachos rule. 152 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,247 Butt-Head! 153 00:10:45,297 --> 00:10:49,847 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 11566

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