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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,234 --> 00:00:04,056 CRISIS LINE 2 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,561 For some kids the crisis line 3 00:00:20,559 --> 00:00:23,762 is the only place they can get help with family issues, 4 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:27,816 school problems and questions about sex. 5 00:00:30,588 --> 00:00:32,288 Your identities are kept secret, 6 00:00:32,287 --> 00:00:35,456 so they feel ok about speaking intimately. 7 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:38,805 Beautiful women are waiting to talk to you now! 8 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:44,743 It could be the most satisfying school experience you'll have. 9 00:00:44,948 --> 00:00:47,266 Any volunteers to work the phones? 10 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:51,263 Beavis and Butt-Head! What a nice surprise. 11 00:00:52,745 --> 00:00:53,745 Yeah. 12 00:00:58,175 --> 00:00:59,798 Rock! 13 00:01:00,874 --> 00:01:03,441 Hey Butt-Head, doesn't this song have another video? 14 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:07,861 Yeah. This song is so good they had to do it twice. 15 00:01:07,871 --> 00:01:08,871 Really? 16 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,091 - Mother! - Mother! 17 00:01:11,402 --> 00:01:14,220 Tell your children not to walk my way... 18 00:01:14,568 --> 00:01:19,992 What they... tell them not to... yeah, tell them not to... mean I say... 19 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:22,118 Mother! 20 00:01:27,595 --> 00:01:30,686 I heard this dude can like, bench press 140. 21 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:35,818 Whoa. That's pretty good. Maybe he'll be in the 200 Club someday. 22 00:01:39,156 --> 00:01:40,973 Settle down, Danzig. 23 00:01:44,754 --> 00:01:48,471 I wonder what this guy does, like, when, y'know, he's not doing this? 24 00:01:48,852 --> 00:01:52,273 I bet he just scores with chicks, and then, like, just fights alot. 25 00:01:54,183 --> 00:01:58,002 I wonder who would win in a fight between Danzig, and... 26 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:01,670 - Geraldo? - No. 27 00:02:02,678 --> 00:02:03,994 Danny Bonaduce? 28 00:02:05,477 --> 00:02:10,070 - Bonaduce would kick ass! - Bonaducci! Bonaducci! 29 00:02:12,474 --> 00:02:14,369 - What's he doing? - Yeah. 30 00:02:14,373 --> 00:02:17,532 He was, like, shaking his hips back and forth like a little wussy. 31 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,586 That little dance isn't very cool. 32 00:02:32,565 --> 00:02:37,002 Now remember, the kids who call are in pain, they need a friend, 33 00:02:36,996 --> 00:02:41,088 - someone who'll just listen... - To their private fantasies. 34 00:02:42,094 --> 00:02:46,864 The most important thing they need is compassion without judgment, okay? 35 00:02:46,858 --> 00:02:51,562 I know you fellas will be great. Oh, and guys, try to make a conscious effort 36 00:02:51,556 --> 00:02:55,216 to be more polite, okay? Especially to the women. 37 00:03:01,152 --> 00:03:02,152 Hello? 38 00:03:05,649 --> 00:03:07,671 All the other girls are growing breasts. 39 00:03:07,848 --> 00:03:11,098 Mine aren't growing. Is there something wrong with me? 40 00:03:12,613 --> 00:03:15,636 Hey Beavis, this chick's flat. 41 00:03:21,609 --> 00:03:22,609 Yeah? 42 00:03:23,307 --> 00:03:25,898 Hi... sometimes I wet the bed. 43 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,072 Is that, like, normal? 44 00:03:28,072 --> 00:03:31,630 - What happens when I get married? - Is this, is this... 45 00:03:32,203 --> 00:03:33,485 Hey Stewart! 46 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:37,625 Stewart. What a wiener! 47 00:03:38,367 --> 00:03:40,889 Stewart wets his bed. 48 00:03:42,066 --> 00:03:44,281 - Stewart wets his bed. - Oh God! 49 00:03:49,795 --> 00:03:53,922 - Hello? - Hello. 50 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,394 Well, my... my boyfriend, 51 00:03:56,393 --> 00:03:58,594 is like, so rude! 52 00:03:58,592 --> 00:04:01,894 I mean, he's like, pressuring me to put-out and all, 53 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:04,708 but I'm not sure if I'm ready for sex. 54 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:17,105 I advise you to put out. That would be cool. 55 00:04:18,982 --> 00:04:22,540 Well, but... like, I heard you're supposed to wait? 56 00:04:22,713 --> 00:04:26,703 Oh! Yeah... Until tomorrow. 57 00:04:28,611 --> 00:04:31,702 - What are you talking about? - Yeah. 58 00:04:32,309 --> 00:04:34,797 You... need someone better. 59 00:04:36,674 --> 00:04:38,229 Someone who's, like... 60 00:04:39,473 --> 00:04:42,394 - polite, and stuff. - Yeah, yeah. That's us. 61 00:04:43,404 --> 00:04:44,789 Hi, may I help you? 62 00:04:45,802 --> 00:04:46,802 Yeah. 63 00:04:48,268 --> 00:04:51,985 You should put out to someone you'll meet at school tomorrow, who's polite. 64 00:04:55,365 --> 00:04:57,387 Thank you. Goodbye. 65 00:04:59,097 --> 00:05:01,085 We're gonna score! 66 00:05:08,692 --> 00:05:12,095 Remember Beavis, be polite to every girl we see. 67 00:05:12,091 --> 00:05:14,807 Then we will score with that chick who called last night. 68 00:05:17,388 --> 00:05:18,888 Beavis and Butt-Head, 69 00:05:18,887 --> 00:05:23,446 why you don't share with the class what you learned working on the crisis line? 70 00:05:24,285 --> 00:05:25,305 Okay. 71 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:29,644 - I mean, excuse me. - Yeah. Thank you. 72 00:05:32,015 --> 00:05:33,015 May I? 73 00:05:33,714 --> 00:05:35,201 Yeah. After you. 74 00:05:37,179 --> 00:05:39,098 Please, you first. 75 00:05:41,711 --> 00:05:44,700 - She's not here. - Oh. That sucks. 76 00:05:48,174 --> 00:05:50,492 My pleasure. My pleasure. 77 00:05:50,973 --> 00:05:52,926 Hey! My pleasure. 78 00:05:54,671 --> 00:05:58,388 So like... after you. Ma'am. 79 00:06:02,901 --> 00:06:05,695 - Please, you first. - Yeah, you first. 80 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,482 Thank you. Drive through. 81 00:06:08,165 --> 00:06:09,322 I insist. 82 00:06:11,929 --> 00:06:13,143 Excuse me. 83 00:06:13,395 --> 00:06:15,747 Sorry for the inconvenience, I'll go get a mop. 84 00:06:17,194 --> 00:06:20,217 Aren't you like, the guys from the crisis line? 85 00:06:20,593 --> 00:06:23,843 You said "No sex 'till I met a guy that's polite"? 86 00:06:24,324 --> 00:06:28,007 - Yes ma'am. - Is there something I can help you with? 87 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:31,516 Yeah, my boyfriend wanted to meet you. 88 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:35,209 I beg your pardon. 89 00:06:43,015 --> 00:06:45,401 Hope I didn't put you in any trouble, sir. 90 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:47,803 I'll be right with you, sir. 91 00:06:54,976 --> 00:06:58,727 Is this another one of those damn '80s suck videos? 92 00:06:59,074 --> 00:07:01,995 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 93 00:07:02,773 --> 00:07:05,432 From that album, "The Classics of Suck"! 94 00:07:09,902 --> 00:07:11,924 Hey Butt-Head, those aren't real gorillas. 95 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:14,635 They had to get fake ones, 'cause like, 96 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:17,102 they knew that real gorillas wouldn't listen to this crap. 97 00:07:17,099 --> 00:07:18,620 Yeah, yeah. 98 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,946 You know what animal would listen to this crap? 99 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:25,415 Is a cow. 100 00:07:25,895 --> 00:07:28,247 Cows can listen to that crap 'cause they have like... 101 00:07:28,328 --> 00:07:31,142 they have like, like six stomachs. 102 00:07:32,026 --> 00:07:33,026 Yeah. 103 00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:36,848 I bet you could get a cow to listen to like, Warrant. 104 00:07:41,088 --> 00:07:42,211 Hey Butt-Head. 105 00:07:42,621 --> 00:07:44,745 Who is this buttknocker anyways? 106 00:07:45,686 --> 00:07:47,435 This is James. 107 00:07:48,118 --> 00:07:49,332 James who? 108 00:07:50,284 --> 00:07:54,638 His parents asked him not to use their last name, 'cause it's like, he sucks. 109 00:07:56,282 --> 00:07:57,574 His parents said: 110 00:07:57,581 --> 00:08:01,217 "Son, we know you suck, and that's okay. But could you just, like... 111 00:08:01,212 --> 00:08:03,996 - not use our name?" - Yeah. 112 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,491 And then they hugged him! 113 00:08:10,508 --> 00:08:12,131 What a wuss! 114 00:08:20,303 --> 00:08:22,325 Well, there's a big eye ball. 115 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:26,626 They need more big eye balls in videos. Like, like a big pile of eye balls. 116 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:30,918 - Yeah. What is all this stuff? - Yeah, really. 117 00:08:31,198 --> 00:08:34,851 It's like, it's like, they're running through the grass, and there's like, a house. 118 00:08:34,897 --> 00:08:35,897 Yeah. 119 00:08:36,229 --> 00:08:40,754 What ever happened to chicks with big thingies and cleavage and stuff like that? 120 00:08:41,294 --> 00:08:44,293 Yeah. Seems like they don't do that anymore. 121 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:47,247 These guys need to spend more time with sluts. 122 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:50,611 Yeah, yeah. These guys aren't filthy enough. 123 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,704 Whoa! Are there, like, two lead singers for this band? 124 00:09:05,216 --> 00:09:06,558 Yeah, so what? 125 00:09:06,557 --> 00:09:09,284 Yeah but it's like, it's like, there is this dude in like, overalls, 126 00:09:09,281 --> 00:09:10,666 and then there's this other dude. 127 00:09:11,313 --> 00:09:12,668 So what, Beavis? 128 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:16,215 I don't know, I just thought like, you know, there's two singers, it's like, you know... 129 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,629 That's something. 130 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:26,328 - Hey, somebody's talking. - Yeah yeah, what is that? 131 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,964 - I hate it when people talk over videos. - Yeah. There's some guy going: 132 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,706 Yeah, at least if they're gonna talk, like, break something, and like, 133 00:09:34,702 --> 00:09:37,520 - you know, just do something. - Yeah. 134 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,852 Either you follow, or lead, or get off the pot. 135 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:42,939 Yeah. Really. 136 00:09:43,698 --> 00:09:44,855 Get off the toilet. 137 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:58,396 These guys are like, a cross between Stone Temple Pilots and like, 138 00:09:58,391 --> 00:09:59,878 just a bunch of regular guys. 139 00:09:59,878 --> 00:10:02,426 Yeah yeah, it's kinda, like, a cross between 140 00:10:02,423 --> 00:10:05,625 the Stone Temple Pilots and those dudes on Hee-Haw. 141 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:06,621 Oh yeah. 142 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:11,703 You met another and... Hee-was gone. 143 00:10:14,017 --> 00:10:16,039 - That was pretty good, Butt-Head. - Yeah. 144 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:26,001 - Hello? I need some help. - Shut up! 145 00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:31,202 I� I've taken some pills and I... I don't know how many... 146 00:10:31,809 --> 00:10:34,900 Hey Beavis, what's that number? 147 00:10:35,308 --> 00:10:37,591 1-900-NUDITY. 148 00:10:42,304 --> 00:10:47,227 Hello! I'm Candy, what can I do for you? 149 00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:49,925 I've got a crisis... 150 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,423 In my pants. 151 00:10:52,473 --> 00:10:57,023 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 11563

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