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Please God, don't let them sit over here. Please!

Please, don't let them sit over here!

Hey Beavis...

let's sit over there.

Yeah, yeah, let's sit over there.

Hey baby...

got any cavities?

- That was cool. - Yeah, yeah.

Hey Butt-Head, who is that guy?

I don't know.

- Just some old fatknocker. - Oh, oh yeah, yeah.

Look Butt-Head, it's that guy from TV.

Yeah, he's on TV.

Everybody on TV is that guy on TV.

No but... No, I mean, he's like on TV, like, another time, you know what's like?

Carlton and Hilary.

Oh yeah.

- You watched that show? - Yeah, you got a problem with that?

I don't have a problem with you being a wuss.

Shut up Butt-Head. Carlton is cool.

You want some rock, right now! Come on, tell him!

Yeah, he wants to rock right now.

Hey, what's going on?

Don't... don't go slow, no!

Stop it!

That's better.

What's your problem Beavis? That's weird.

Yeah, sort of.

A little bit.

That guy keeps, like, asking what he wants to do right now...

and it's like, he still doesn't get it.

Yeah, that's cool, it's like some teacher says:

"Damnit Beavis! Go to the principal's office!" And I say: "say what now"?

And they say: "Go to the principal's office!", and I say: "say what now"?

And I just keep doing it, over and over again. It's cool.

Say what?

I said like, you know, like, not paying attention is cool.

You know, like, it's cool and stuff.

Say what now?

I said not paying attention is cool! Butthole!

Well Butt-Head,

we're not seeing a lot of progress here...

Have you been wearing your rubber bands and headgear at night?

Headgear.

Now, open up wide for me, okay?

Here we go again.

Now Butt-Head... you're going to have to hold still.

Cut it out, asswipe! That hurts.

I'll kick your ass!

That does it! Nitrous!

But doctor, you really think it's a good idea? Laughing gas? Him?

I wish it was nerve gas!

Goofus is cool.

Excuse me.

Excuse me? You! Get over here!

Son, I couldn't help but notice how close you were holding that magazine.

Have you ever taken an eye exam?

I hate tests.

Well, at the end of this one, you get a sucker.

Cool!

Cool, a View-Master!

These things are cool.

Now, what do you see, Beavis?

The alphabet?

Can you read this line?

Bun... bun...

Butt?

And how about this letter?

X?

That's a letter, right?

What's the matter with my mouth?

Butt-Head, we had some complications and had to wire your mouth shut.

It'll be a couple of weeks before you get it off.

Sorry. Here, take this.

I'm sorry. How silly of me.

You'd have to be able to open your mouth to enjoy this.

What was I thinking?

This is cool.

Come on! What letter is this?

X?

Whoa! This is like being in a toilet.

You're not leaving 'till you get one right.

Oh... Oh yeah.

Thank God.

Cool!

Shut up, asswipe!

Oh no! What is this crap?

- Yeah yeah, why is she sitting there? - Yeah.

- Get up. - Yeah really, yeah, just, just like...

- Stand up and just get out of there. - Yeah.

I wish she would stand up and leave.

And then like, I wish the music would stop too.

Just 'cause we have to sit through this crap doesn't mean she can too!

Hey look Butt-Head, they're throwing a bunch of crap on her!

And she still won't get up.

Maybe she's inside one of those things, you know, like,

with the snowman where you, like, shake it up,

- you know, and stuff comes down? - Oh yeah!

- I like to break those. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.

I-I like to break just about anything, really.

What's all that crap she's holding?

I don't know. Maybe they're like...

tools or something.

Tools?

Hey, check out those guys.

Oh yeah.

Mr. Bungholio and his twirling fartknockers.

It's like someone said: "Okay, this sucks. I think it's time to bring out

Mr. Bungholio and the twirling buttknockers".

- That's "fartknockers", Beavis. - Oh yeah.

I wish this chick would just quit whining.

Yeah, yeah, really.

You know, you know, you could change the channel, Butt-Head.

I shouldn't have to do that. She should just shut up.

She's the one who sucks.

Oh yeh, yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Whoa! What the hell was that?

Yeah. Rock! Rock!

- This chick isn't humming right. - Yeah, really.

It's supposed to hum like this....

Now, Butt-Head...

you've waited your whole life to say this in class

without getting in trouble.

Our topic for today is...

"Sexual intercourse".

Say it, Butt-Head!

"Sexual intercourse".

Say it! You panty-waist! Say it! Say it!

"Sexual intercourse".

Get out of my class! You uncooperative maggot!

He said you're a wuss.

A wussy.

Beavis, what does this say?

I don't...

Get out!

Get out!

Hey Butt-Head, what was on the board?

What?

What?

What?

This sucks!

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