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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,694 --> 00:00:16,529 THE PIPE OF DOOM 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,526 She got a nice little patootie on her, don't she? 3 00:00:22,612 --> 00:00:25,240 Enough with the train, bring on the caboose. 4 00:00:26,124 --> 00:00:28,559 Shut up, you bunch of dirtballs! 5 00:00:32,245 --> 00:00:34,871 - Those guys are cool! - Yeah. 6 00:00:35,388 --> 00:00:37,750 - They know how to talk to girls. - Yeah. 7 00:00:38,365 --> 00:00:42,598 They should, like, make a video... "How to Talk to Chicks". 8 00:00:42,713 --> 00:00:45,205 Yeah. "Volume 1: Hunting and Escaping". 9 00:00:45,723 --> 00:00:46,815 That would be cool. 10 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:59,189 Whoa! These chicks are horny! 11 00:00:59,236 --> 00:01:00,260 Yeah, yeah. 12 00:01:00,841 --> 00:01:03,538 How come chicks are only horny like that, like, on TV? 13 00:01:06,293 --> 00:01:09,194 They have these places where horny chicks are, but it's like... 14 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,893 you gotta have a fake ID. 15 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:20,900 Dammit. I've seen this video about a million times. 16 00:01:20,943 --> 00:01:24,243 Me too. I've watched this video, like, a zillion time. 17 00:01:24,287 --> 00:01:27,056 And it's like, she still never takes her clothes off. 18 00:01:27,063 --> 00:01:30,966 I keep, like, waiting for her to get out of the tub or something... she never does. 19 00:01:31,511 --> 00:01:33,172 Beavis, it's the same video. 20 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:37,813 If she doesn't get naked the first time you see it, she's never gonna get naked. 21 00:01:38,401 --> 00:01:39,596 How do you know, Butt-Head? 22 00:01:39,906 --> 00:01:43,203 You know, she might, like, decide to get crazy or something, you know. 23 00:01:43,519 --> 00:01:45,351 Here it comes. See? 24 00:01:45,458 --> 00:01:47,620 Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! 25 00:01:48,034 --> 00:01:52,995 Beavis, she's not gonna be naked. It's the same video every time. 26 00:01:53,051 --> 00:01:54,780 No way, Butt-Head. You don't know that. 27 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,892 I think-I think she's gonna be naked. 28 00:01:58,402 --> 00:02:00,996 Maybe she'll do it this time! Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Show it! 29 00:02:02,315 --> 00:02:03,405 Dumbass! 30 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:11,606 - She's got that stuff in her hair. - Yeah. 31 00:02:12,416 --> 00:02:14,846 - That stuff's called jelly curl. - Really? 32 00:02:15,394 --> 00:02:16,555 Buttknocker. 33 00:02:16,798 --> 00:02:19,968 Hey, don't call me that, Butt-Head! I'm serious. 34 00:02:20,677 --> 00:02:22,668 Okay, dillhole. 35 00:02:24,323 --> 00:02:25,323 That's better. 36 00:02:31,514 --> 00:02:34,442 DANGER DO NOT ENTER 37 00:02:37,735 --> 00:02:40,136 It's like, a big hole in the ground. 38 00:02:40,846 --> 00:02:42,280 You called it, dude. 39 00:02:45,161 --> 00:02:47,259 Hey Butt-Head, check it out. Pipes. 40 00:02:47,870 --> 00:02:48,870 Yeah. 41 00:02:49,776 --> 00:02:54,179 I wonder if they're, like, pipes for water or pipes for, like, crap? 42 00:02:55,094 --> 00:02:57,584 That would be cool if they really had, like, 43 00:02:57,591 --> 00:03:00,221 pipes with crap and turds running through them. 44 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,838 They do, dumbass. 45 00:03:03,322 --> 00:03:05,757 How do you think all that crap gets out of your house? 46 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:08,524 It doesn't. It's in my basement in little jars. 47 00:03:09,945 --> 00:03:13,882 - That's pretty disgusting, Beavis. - Yeah, I know. 48 00:03:18,506 --> 00:03:22,306 I'm gonna, like, crawl into this pipe and see what's inside. 49 00:03:22,554 --> 00:03:24,955 Yeah, but like, hurry up. I'm hungry. 50 00:03:29,978 --> 00:03:31,446 It's dark in here. 51 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:34,749 That's cool. 52 00:03:35,463 --> 00:03:36,463 Yeah. 53 00:03:36,969 --> 00:03:40,200 - It's like, dark and round. - Dark and round? 54 00:03:46,635 --> 00:03:48,635 Come on, Butt-Head. Let's go get some nachos. 55 00:03:49,946 --> 00:03:50,946 Okay. 56 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:56,861 I can't get out. 57 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,535 I'm, like, stuck. 58 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:02,044 That's cool. 59 00:04:03,057 --> 00:04:07,187 It's not cool, Beavis. I'm not sure yet, but I think it sucks. 60 00:04:20,148 --> 00:04:23,049 Stop it, Beavis! It's not working! 61 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:28,792 I said stop it! Are you, like, hearing-repaired or something? 62 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:32,617 I think I hurt myself. 63 00:04:33,192 --> 00:04:34,192 Good. 64 00:04:35,634 --> 00:04:37,534 So, like, what do I do now? 65 00:04:38,009 --> 00:04:40,910 Figure out how to get me out of this pipe, dumbass! 66 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:48,837 Come on, Beavis. 67 00:04:50,752 --> 00:04:52,242 I think I got an idea. 68 00:04:54,063 --> 00:04:55,063 What is it? 69 00:04:56,003 --> 00:04:58,062 You could, like, live in the pipe. 70 00:05:00,418 --> 00:05:02,887 I don't want to live in a pipe, buttmunch. 71 00:05:03,328 --> 00:05:07,595 Yeah, but like, if you're stuck in a pipe, they can't make you go to school. 72 00:05:08,345 --> 00:05:09,345 Oh yeah. 73 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,382 - But what about chicks? - There's chicks in there? 74 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,690 No, fartknocker. I'm talking about the chicks 75 00:05:16,698 --> 00:05:19,522 I'm gonna be scoring with when I get some chest hairs. 76 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:22,477 You can get the chicks stuck in the pipe with you. 77 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:26,794 That would be cool! 78 00:05:29,449 --> 00:05:32,908 Freeze! You punk guys! 79 00:05:33,329 --> 00:05:36,390 Man, this is gonna look good on my record. 80 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,306 Teenage vandals! 81 00:05:38,346 --> 00:05:41,748 Society's human waste products! 82 00:05:42,861 --> 00:05:44,556 He's like, trapped in the pipe. 83 00:05:45,203 --> 00:05:46,203 Trapped? 84 00:05:46,206 --> 00:05:49,471 Good sweet Lord! 85 00:05:49,818 --> 00:05:52,981 Don't panic, boy, we're gonna get you out of there. 86 00:05:53,096 --> 00:05:56,327 Even if it means risking my own life in the process. 87 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:59,040 You stay here! Try to keep his spirits up. 88 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,342 I've got to call the "Action News". 89 00:06:09,986 --> 00:06:11,681 - What is this? - I don't know. 90 00:06:12,863 --> 00:06:14,922 - Whoa! Look at this guy! - Yeah. 91 00:06:16,107 --> 00:06:17,541 Who is he talking to? 92 00:06:19,251 --> 00:06:20,251 I don't know. 93 00:06:23,232 --> 00:06:26,759 - Is this like, one of those priests? - Yeah. 94 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:31,548 Who's that? 95 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:36,461 "I thought we had this settled, I'm the best there's ever been". 96 00:06:38,383 --> 00:06:39,817 He's a wuss. 97 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,902 - That dude on a hill is pretty cool. - Yeah. 98 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:51,246 I bet he could like, kick all these guys' asses. 99 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:55,465 He should... Yeah really, why doesn't he? 100 00:06:57,045 --> 00:06:58,479 A fight would be nice. 101 00:07:05,273 --> 00:07:07,207 That's supposed to be Satan? 102 00:07:07,581 --> 00:07:08,881 What a wuss! 103 00:07:09,989 --> 00:07:12,619 He looks like that fat dude in Van Halen. 104 00:07:12,631 --> 00:07:15,828 They should have gotten that dude up on the hill to be Satan. He's cool. 105 00:07:15,942 --> 00:07:19,242 I've seen scarier Satans in a Mr. Big video. 106 00:07:21,595 --> 00:07:23,563 What's he doing with his hands? 107 00:07:25,475 --> 00:07:27,307 They could have gotten Richard Marx. 108 00:07:27,415 --> 00:07:29,281 And it would have been scarier than this. 109 00:07:39,355 --> 00:07:40,720 Cut it out, asswipe! 110 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:42,820 That hurts! 111 00:07:46,245 --> 00:07:47,606 You're the young man's friend... 112 00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:50,847 What can you tell us about the victim of this terrible ordeal? 113 00:07:55,710 --> 00:07:57,075 He's stuck in a pipe. 114 00:08:03,436 --> 00:08:07,395 Ladies and gentlemen, he's free! Butt-Head is free! 115 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:11,317 Mr. Butt-Head, what did you smell when you were in the pipe? 116 00:08:11,631 --> 00:08:15,261 - Please, Mr Butt-Head! - What were you thinking in there? 117 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,642 - Mr. Butt-Head! - I have to go to the bathroom. 118 00:08:17,684 --> 00:08:19,993 Can you tell me everything, every little detail? 119 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,988 What a courageous young man! 120 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,800 And so this incredible story has a happy ending. 121 00:08:25,912 --> 00:08:28,404 Butt-Head is free. 122 00:08:28,622 --> 00:08:30,420 Trish Berby, "Action News". 123 00:08:30,929 --> 00:08:34,559 That's a wrap! God, what a stupid kid! 124 00:08:39,091 --> 00:08:40,091 Pipe! 125 00:08:40,863 --> 00:08:41,863 Pipe! 126 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:52,724 Help! Help, I'm stuck! Help, I'm stuck! 127 00:08:54,977 --> 00:08:55,977 Pipe! 128 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,650 Turn it up, Butt-Head, turn it up! Come on! 129 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:12,284 Okay Beavis. Don't cop that attitude with me! 130 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:15,507 No! No! That's the wrong way, Butt-Head, come on! 131 00:09:15,981 --> 00:09:16,981 Here we go. 132 00:09:20,832 --> 00:09:23,426 - Kick some ass! - Rock! Rock! Rock! 133 00:09:30,196 --> 00:09:31,891 Hey Butt-Head, this is cool, huh? 134 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,302 What did you say, Beavis? 135 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,877 I said that this is cool! It rocks! 136 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:39,524 What? 137 00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:48,349 - This guy's a good dancer, huh, Butt-Head? - Yeah. 138 00:09:49,328 --> 00:09:50,659 He's pretty cool. 139 00:09:51,335 --> 00:09:53,830 It's like, it's like, he's a good dancer, and it's like, 140 00:09:53,837 --> 00:09:56,162 he sings pretty cool, and he like, rocks! 141 00:09:56,252 --> 00:09:58,880 Shut up, Beavis, I'm trying to listen! 142 00:09:59,997 --> 00:10:02,261 Oh yeah, me too. I'm trying to listen, too. 143 00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:10,284 Hey Butt-Head, will the TV go up any louder? 144 00:10:10,332 --> 00:10:11,527 Let me see. 145 00:10:13,309 --> 00:10:15,744 - I think that's as loud as it goes. - Damn it! 146 00:10:16,955 --> 00:10:20,823 - We need to get a louder TV. - Let's get closer to the TV. 147 00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:22,461 Okay. 148 00:10:24,146 --> 00:10:26,547 Now it's hurting my eyes and my ears. 149 00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:29,686 Yeah. This is cool. 150 00:10:29,736 --> 00:10:34,286 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 11240

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