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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,562 --> 00:00:16,125 MANNERS SUCK 2 00:00:17,666 --> 00:00:18,724 Sit. 3 00:00:21,628 --> 00:00:23,221 Stay. 4 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:28,019 - Speak! - This sucks. 5 00:00:28,039 --> 00:00:30,039 - Yeah. - Good boy. 6 00:00:30,054 --> 00:00:33,024 I bet they put all the stuff that sucks on in the morning 7 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,384 just to, like, get us to go to school. 8 00:00:37,815 --> 00:00:39,212 I think it's working. 9 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:48,001 Check it out, he's watching TV. 10 00:00:50,403 --> 00:00:52,637 And it's like, we're watching TV, 11 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:55,434 so it's like, we're watching two TVs for the price of one. 12 00:00:58,129 --> 00:01:00,496 What two TVs? I don't understand. 13 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:03,589 Beavis, we're watching TV, 14 00:01:03,592 --> 00:01:06,284 and then there's another TV in the TV. 15 00:01:06,722 --> 00:01:08,984 There's, like, a TV inside the TV? 16 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:12,720 - Let's break it open and find it! - Boy, Beavis. 17 00:01:13,516 --> 00:01:15,343 You're stupid. 18 00:01:16,247 --> 00:01:19,114 Well, well� okay. 19 00:01:27,536 --> 00:01:29,435 Look at his mouth. 20 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:34,195 It's all encrustulated with grobiels of feces. 21 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:36,689 See what I mean, Beavis? 22 00:01:37,927 --> 00:01:43,696 - You got, like, some problem or something. - Yeah well, you're... your mom, you... 23 00:01:44,022 --> 00:01:46,218 your mom� yeah. 24 00:01:55,878 --> 00:01:56,968 Look at the monkey! 25 00:02:01,473 --> 00:02:03,510 You know what they should do? They should, like, 26 00:02:03,507 --> 00:02:05,663 break that couch. They should, like, just rip it up. 27 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:08,129 - Like, break it. - Yeah. 28 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:09,258 Yeah, like that! 29 00:02:09,299 --> 00:02:13,327 - Yeah! Rip it! Break it! - Break it! 30 00:02:16,692 --> 00:02:19,525 - Get in there! - Kick it! Kick the couch! 31 00:02:20,788 --> 00:02:22,923 - No no, don't stop! - Don't stop! 32 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:26,445 - Don't stop, dammit! - Quitters never win! 33 00:02:35,309 --> 00:02:37,573 May I have your attention, people? 34 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,667 People? 35 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:42,473 Could I have your attention, please? 36 00:02:43,202 --> 00:02:47,469 Come on, guys, do I need to get Mr. Buzzcut in here? 37 00:02:48,598 --> 00:02:49,929 Thank you. 38 00:02:49,963 --> 00:02:51,862 We have a guest today, class, 39 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:54,659 and it appears, he isn't a moment too soon. 40 00:02:54,959 --> 00:02:56,256 It seems that as adults, 41 00:02:56,254 --> 00:03:00,821 we aren't doing a very good job of teaching the importance of good manners. 42 00:03:00,886 --> 00:03:05,653 Now, a group of concerned parents has asked the school to deal with the problem. 43 00:03:05,682 --> 00:03:08,481 So please join me in giving a warm welcome 44 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,881 to an expert on etiquette, Mr. Manners. 45 00:03:13,775 --> 00:03:16,335 Thank you for that warm welcome. 46 00:03:16,372 --> 00:03:19,069 My, what a nice looking group of students. 47 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:23,791 Hey Beavis. 48 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:25,694 Machine-gunner. 49 00:03:28,395 --> 00:03:30,762 Oh yeah. I get those. 50 00:03:32,058 --> 00:03:36,325 Excuse me, boys, but it's rather rude to make noises and interrupt me 51 00:03:36,318 --> 00:03:38,612 when it's my turn to talk. 52 00:03:39,884 --> 00:03:42,546 We were doing this long before you came in, sir. 53 00:03:42,683 --> 00:03:45,251 Yeah, you interrupted us. 54 00:03:45,746 --> 00:03:46,836 Butthole. 55 00:03:47,344 --> 00:03:49,574 Well, I'll teach you some manners, yet. 56 00:03:50,075 --> 00:03:53,238 But for now, I would greatly appreciate your undivided attention. 57 00:03:53,539 --> 00:03:56,907 Now. class, manners are an enjoyable way 58 00:03:56,902 --> 00:03:59,321 to create a favorable impression with others. 59 00:03:59,318 --> 00:04:01,536 I'd like to start off with a fun activity 60 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:06,436 in which we'll do a little role playing. Now, I'll need a couple of volunteers. 61 00:04:07,326 --> 00:04:08,450 Pole playing? 62 00:04:10,457 --> 00:04:12,190 Yeah, I can do that. 63 00:04:12,256 --> 00:04:14,987 Okay, but what's the magic word? 64 00:04:19,049 --> 00:04:20,244 Abracadabra? 65 00:04:20,848 --> 00:04:23,278 No, come on, what do you say when you want something? 66 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,244 Buttwipe? 67 00:04:27,675 --> 00:04:29,668 Give me something, buttwipe! 68 00:04:30,539 --> 00:04:31,629 Bunghole. 69 00:04:35,335 --> 00:04:36,530 Bung-hole! 70 00:04:37,932 --> 00:04:41,926 I would like to start with the use of proper manners in a restaurant setting. 71 00:04:42,128 --> 00:04:44,922 Now, I want you, Master Butt-Head... 72 00:04:45,026 --> 00:04:49,623 ...to pretend that you are at a restaurant. And Master Beavis will be the waiter. 73 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,621 Let's start by having Master Beavis 74 00:04:54,618 --> 00:04:57,810 welcome you to the restaurant and take your order. 75 00:04:58,148 --> 00:04:59,847 Don't touch me, asswipe! 76 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:03,635 You look like a dork. 77 00:05:04,609 --> 00:05:07,606 Shut up, fartknocker! I'll kick your ass. 78 00:05:07,606 --> 00:05:12,139 Boys, boys, that's no way to show manners. Here, let me get you started. 79 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:14,837 Master Beavis, say something like, 80 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:18,030 "Good evening, sir. My name is Beavis. 81 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:21,857 Welcome to our restaurant. May I take your order, please?" 82 00:05:23,425 --> 00:05:25,519 Go ahead, we're waiting. 83 00:05:27,755 --> 00:05:29,045 Hi, Butt-Head. 84 00:05:29,753 --> 00:05:31,346 Hi, Master Beavis. 85 00:05:31,552 --> 00:05:34,412 I was supposed to introduce me, bunghole. 86 00:05:36,214 --> 00:05:38,715 Welcome to our restaurant. 87 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:41,800 You like take my order? 88 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:45,208 Yeah, get me some nachos, buttwipe. 89 00:05:46,238 --> 00:05:48,570 Listen, you little... twerp. 90 00:05:48,602 --> 00:05:52,698 This is my job. This is how I make money. Don't screw with me. 91 00:05:52,732 --> 00:05:55,292 Now, how 'bout using some manners? 92 00:05:56,395 --> 00:05:57,726 Manners suck. 93 00:05:58,094 --> 00:06:00,688 Hey Butt-Head, don't screw with him. 94 00:06:01,891 --> 00:06:02,917 Yeah. 95 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,489 He sure does like to touch. 96 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:09,414 - He tried to touch my wiener. - What? 97 00:06:10,017 --> 00:06:11,985 - You little liar! - Back off you pervert. 98 00:06:12,015 --> 00:06:15,679 - He's lying! - Don't you dare lay a finger on my students. 99 00:06:15,712 --> 00:06:17,510 Beavis, did he hit you? 100 00:06:18,009 --> 00:06:20,979 Yes, sir, he did. Thank you for your concern. 101 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:25,610 - Why you little dirtball! - You wanna touch my students? I'll touch you! 102 00:06:25,703 --> 00:06:27,630 I'll get you, you little punks! 103 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,434 No, thank you, sir. 104 00:06:29,999 --> 00:06:33,594 - Thank you drive through. - Stop it, stop it! 105 00:06:33,795 --> 00:06:36,987 - You're dead, hippie! - You're going to jail, jackass! 106 00:06:37,226 --> 00:06:41,220 - You're going down, Woodstock! - Take that, you fascist! 107 00:06:41,689 --> 00:06:43,919 You're hurting me, security! 108 00:06:44,586 --> 00:06:45,682 Let go! 109 00:06:49,981 --> 00:06:52,674 - Did you see the faucet, Butt-Head? - Yeah. 110 00:06:53,877 --> 00:06:57,579 And you know, wherever there's a faucet, there's probably a toilet close by. 111 00:06:58,007 --> 00:07:00,506 And wherever there's toilets, there's like, butts, 112 00:07:00,505 --> 00:07:03,699 and wieners, and turds, and wee-wee! Yeah! 113 00:07:05,101 --> 00:07:07,160 A little something for everyone. 114 00:07:12,927 --> 00:07:15,396 This dude must use the same shampoo as me. 115 00:07:16,990 --> 00:07:18,617 You don't use shampoo, Butt-Head. 116 00:07:20,587 --> 00:07:21,677 Oh yeah. 117 00:07:25,383 --> 00:07:26,875 Hey Butt-Head. 118 00:07:27,015 --> 00:07:31,577 - Is this that band, Schlong? - No, dumbass! It's Prong! 119 00:07:32,576 --> 00:07:36,403 Well... I wasn't that far off. Butthole. 120 00:07:39,769 --> 00:07:41,168 Rock! Rock! 121 00:07:58,054 --> 00:08:00,489 "Snap your fingers, snap your neck?" 122 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:04,349 That's like, some kind of weird double joint. 123 00:08:04,448 --> 00:08:07,449 - That's not that weird. I can do that. - No way! 124 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,837 Yeah I can, check it out. 125 00:08:13,706 --> 00:08:16,471 - That was cool! - Butt-Head, help, I get it wrong! 126 00:08:19,068 --> 00:08:20,101 Let's see. 127 00:08:25,561 --> 00:08:26,790 Okay, thanks. 128 00:08:27,394 --> 00:08:30,591 - That's okay. - You almost, like, broke something. 129 00:08:31,057 --> 00:08:33,389 You should, like, sue these guys for, like... 130 00:08:34,187 --> 00:08:35,886 - something. - Yeah. 131 00:08:36,252 --> 00:08:39,244 I bet that if I, like, sued 'em, I could get backstage passes. 132 00:08:43,779 --> 00:08:46,476 Please come out. Please! 133 00:08:49,741 --> 00:08:50,803 Yeah, me too. 134 00:08:54,736 --> 00:08:57,036 Hey Butt-Head, it won't come out. 135 00:09:00,631 --> 00:09:02,725 Maybe you should try using manners. 136 00:09:03,128 --> 00:09:04,222 Oh yeah. 137 00:09:06,359 --> 00:09:07,724 Please, come out of my butt. 138 00:09:11,587 --> 00:09:12,752 Please! 139 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:18,573 Thank you drive through! 140 00:09:20,046 --> 00:09:21,072 Manners! 141 00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:23,140 Hey Beavis... 142 00:09:23,377 --> 00:09:25,543 Would you please wipe my butt? 143 00:09:38,264 --> 00:09:39,863 What's... What's this? 144 00:09:44,657 --> 00:09:47,827 - Hey look, Beavis! It's your mom. - Where? Where? 145 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,974 Hanging out in bars again. 146 00:09:49,971 --> 00:09:52,845 That's not my mom, Butt-Head. That's grandma. 147 00:09:55,615 --> 00:09:56,705 What is this? 148 00:09:58,845 --> 00:10:01,712 - Is this cable access? - Yeah, I think it is. 149 00:10:02,009 --> 00:10:03,534 Cable access sucks! 150 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:10,203 - They should call it cable suckcess. - Yeah, cable suckcess. 151 00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:18,897 - Look at this dork. - Yeah. What a dumbass. 152 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,923 Ooh, sexy. 153 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,288 - This band sucks. - Yeah, really. 154 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,980 Hey Butt-Head, didn't these guys play at that wedding we went to? 155 00:10:30,317 --> 00:10:31,384 Yeah. 156 00:10:32,582 --> 00:10:35,313 Remember when you kept asking them to play Pantera? 157 00:10:35,308 --> 00:10:37,598 Yeah. That was cool. 158 00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:40,270 Remember when you waited in line to kiss the bride? 159 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,369 And then you tried to cop a feel? 160 00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:44,688 Oh yeah. 161 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,764 Her dad kicked your ass. 162 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,390 Oh yeah. 163 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,990 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 12034

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