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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,928 --> 00:00:11,956 DATE BAIT 2 00:00:24,444 --> 00:00:26,371 Hey Beavis, check it out. 3 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:28,983 Jean Gary Diablo. 4 00:00:39,132 --> 00:00:40,531 That was cool. 5 00:00:42,445 --> 00:00:44,106 Is he, like, having a fit? 6 00:00:45,825 --> 00:00:48,624 - I kicked his ass. - No way. 7 00:00:49,538 --> 00:00:51,030 I'm just resting. 8 00:00:52,751 --> 00:00:57,016 - Are y'all going to the movie? - Uh-huh. 9 00:00:57,066 --> 00:01:01,162 Great. I'm Lolita, and this here's Tanqueray. 10 00:01:01,482 --> 00:01:03,211 Can we be your dates? 11 00:01:03,524 --> 00:01:05,822 You mean, like, sit with us and stuff? 12 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:08,470 Yeah! We're gonna score. 13 00:01:13,059 --> 00:01:14,092 Oh dear Lord! 14 00:01:21,892 --> 00:01:24,989 - Butt-Head, my stomach hurts. - Yeah. 15 00:01:25,339 --> 00:01:28,741 Come on, Butt-Head, change it. This is, like, making my stomach hurt. 16 00:01:29,019 --> 00:01:32,045 I think this is, like, the Traveling Wilburys. 17 00:01:32,766 --> 00:01:35,127 The Traveling Dingleberries? 18 00:01:35,276 --> 00:01:37,943 I had one of those once, it traveled all over my butt. 19 00:01:40,093 --> 00:01:41,954 Come on Butt-Head, change it. 20 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:46,633 I think it's, like, bad for the TV when you, like, play this kind of stuff on it. 21 00:01:46,685 --> 00:01:49,684 Yeah. I think it, like, messes up the tape. 22 00:01:53,945 --> 00:01:55,504 Is this the Benny Hill Show? 23 00:01:56,723 --> 00:02:00,225 - No, there aren't any chicks in bikinis. - Oh yeah. 24 00:02:00,235 --> 00:02:01,761 Hey, this is Primus! 25 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:04,490 "My name is M-M-M-M-M-Mud!" 26 00:02:04,853 --> 00:02:05,945 Yeah. 27 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,826 Maybe this guy will spit again. 28 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:13,872 If I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee� 29 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,918 Whoa, did you hear that? 30 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:20,257 I think he just said "If I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee". 31 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:23,146 Really? 32 00:02:23,757 --> 00:02:25,750 Hey Butt-Head, let's go get some druthers. 33 00:02:29,076 --> 00:02:32,104 You know what this video needs? It needs, like, a toilet. 34 00:02:32,791 --> 00:02:35,389 Why would they put a toilet in here, Beavis? 35 00:02:35,601 --> 00:02:38,798 It doesn't have anything to do with toilets. It's about� 36 00:02:41,256 --> 00:02:44,323 - I don't know. - I don't care. 37 00:02:47,144 --> 00:02:50,043 Check it out Butt-Head, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. Kick 'em in the nads! 38 00:02:50,055 --> 00:02:52,849 Robots don't have nads, dumb ass! 39 00:02:53,066 --> 00:02:55,360 Mine do. I glued 'em on. 40 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,903 I put nads on all my action figures. 41 00:02:58,486 --> 00:03:01,018 I use, like, BBs and raisins and stuff. 42 00:03:01,899 --> 00:03:03,931 That's disgusting, Beavis! 43 00:03:05,212 --> 00:03:06,771 - Cool! - Yeah. 44 00:03:06,818 --> 00:03:08,545 Snot is cool! 45 00:03:08,558 --> 00:03:12,654 Yeah, yeah. They should just, like, blow some snot into the crowd 46 00:03:12,666 --> 00:03:15,541 and then I think they might, like, pass it around and stuff. 47 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:16,811 Beavis, you dumbass. 48 00:03:17,391 --> 00:03:19,587 Look! A toilet! A toilet! 49 00:03:20,402 --> 00:03:23,299 See, Butt-Head? I told you. That toilet is cool. 50 00:03:24,417 --> 00:03:25,441 Okay, Beavis. 51 00:03:31,142 --> 00:03:34,043 If you're not interested, we can get other dates. 52 00:03:36,462 --> 00:03:38,753 Do we have to, like, buy you stuff? 53 00:03:39,975 --> 00:03:42,674 No. Just give us your tickets, 54 00:03:42,685 --> 00:03:46,580 then go 'round to the back and we'll let you in through the exit doors. 55 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,737 Hey Butt-Head. This is, like, complicated and stuff. 56 00:03:49,747 --> 00:03:51,612 Shut up, assmunch. 57 00:03:52,355 --> 00:03:53,447 Check this out. 58 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:57,226 How do we know you're gonna let us in? 59 00:03:58,143 --> 00:04:02,979 - Well, give us your money. - Yeah. For collateral. 60 00:04:05,403 --> 00:04:09,697 - They're pretty smart, dude. - That's why they're going out with us. 61 00:04:10,924 --> 00:04:12,521 See you there. 62 00:04:17,348 --> 00:04:19,246 This is gonna be cool. 63 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:35,128 Hey Butt-Head. I bet those chicks are gonna want to hold hands with us. 64 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:39,846 Yeah. But that's not all they'll hold. 65 00:04:42,943 --> 00:04:45,077 They'll, like, hold our popcorn and stuff, too. 66 00:04:46,691 --> 00:04:49,388 Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this? 67 00:04:50,973 --> 00:04:52,104 Dumbass. 68 00:04:56,795 --> 00:04:59,295 Hey Butt-Head, what do you think they're doing now? 69 00:05:00,911 --> 00:05:02,001 I don't know. 70 00:05:02,951 --> 00:05:05,151 Maybe they're putting on some more make-up. 71 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:08,161 - They want to look good for us. - Yeah. 72 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,676 Come to Butt-Head. 73 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,087 This is gonna be cool. 74 00:05:20,116 --> 00:05:22,316 Those chicks are pretty lucky they found us. 75 00:05:23,629 --> 00:05:25,723 It's like, a good man is hard to find. 76 00:05:28,848 --> 00:05:29,974 You said "hard". 77 00:05:31,056 --> 00:05:32,145 Yeah. 78 00:05:40,191 --> 00:05:42,992 - They must be putting on a lot of make-up. - Yeah. 79 00:05:43,804 --> 00:05:46,232 They probably look really hot by now. 80 00:06:00,768 --> 00:06:02,795 Is it time for our date? 81 00:06:03,511 --> 00:06:05,707 The movie's over, dumbass. 82 00:06:07,225 --> 00:06:08,549 Where's our money? 83 00:06:08,965 --> 00:06:12,530 We had to get some popcorn and stuff for our friends. 84 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:15,606 - God, you're stingy. - Yeah, man. 85 00:06:15,656 --> 00:06:19,292 If it wasn't raining, I'd be kicking your ass right now. 86 00:06:23,586 --> 00:06:26,883 Come on, Beavis. Let's go check out the movie anyways. 87 00:06:28,437 --> 00:06:31,507 Hey punk. You trying to sneak in? 88 00:06:32,452 --> 00:06:33,817 Yeah? 89 00:06:39,947 --> 00:06:41,339 That was cool. 90 00:06:47,609 --> 00:06:50,135 Hey look, it's another one of those heavy metal videos 91 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,744 with a naked dude all curled up on the floor. 92 00:06:58,450 --> 00:06:59,911 Was that a bear? 93 00:07:03,536 --> 00:07:04,933 Yeah, I think so. 94 00:07:09,123 --> 00:07:12,122 Hey, check it out, it's that dude from Andy of Mayberry. 95 00:07:12,134 --> 00:07:13,927 Oh yeah. You mean Barney? 96 00:07:14,544 --> 00:07:18,144 "Well, Andy, I'm gonna go over to Mount Pilot and worship Satan". 97 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,528 - That doesn't sound like him, Beavis. - Shut up, Butt-Head! 98 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,776 Hey Beavis, I just thought of something. 99 00:07:26,454 --> 00:07:28,952 Goober spelled backwards is "booger". 100 00:07:30,168 --> 00:07:33,399 Oh yeah. That's cool. 101 00:07:36,392 --> 00:07:37,791 So, like, um, 102 00:07:38,098 --> 00:07:40,328 so like, what's booger spelled backwards? 103 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,235 Uh, let's see... 104 00:07:44,522 --> 00:07:45,621 I don't know. 105 00:07:50,043 --> 00:07:51,142 Cool! 106 00:07:57,203 --> 00:08:00,165 This is where it starts to get really stupid. 107 00:08:02,021 --> 00:08:05,787 Bow to me faithfully. 108 00:08:06,203 --> 00:08:08,638 Bow to me� uh� 109 00:08:09,348 --> 00:08:12,841 Bow to me faithfully. 110 00:08:12,895 --> 00:08:16,263 Bow to me faithfully. 111 00:08:20,088 --> 00:08:23,388 - Bow to me faithfully. - Bow to me faithfully. 112 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:28,036 Bow to me splendidly. 113 00:08:28,118 --> 00:08:31,019 Bow to me splendidly. 114 00:08:31,765 --> 00:08:33,931 Bow to me splendidly? 115 00:08:34,877 --> 00:08:36,335 What does that mean? 116 00:08:51,941 --> 00:08:54,205 From the makers of "Silas Murder," 117 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:58,451 Jean Gary Diablo is "Murder March". 118 00:08:58,632 --> 00:09:01,067 Coming soon to a theater near you. 119 00:09:01,543 --> 00:09:02,569 Cool. 120 00:09:03,049 --> 00:09:05,245 That looks like a good movie to take chicks to. 121 00:09:06,394 --> 00:09:09,022 Yeah. We're there. 122 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:12,136 We better bring more money this time. 123 00:09:13,722 --> 00:09:15,456 Then we'll score. 124 00:09:27,507 --> 00:09:28,872 Families. 125 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:33,211 Yeah. Family! 126 00:09:38,614 --> 00:09:41,279 If these guys were my neighbors I'd wait until late at night 127 00:09:41,288 --> 00:09:44,213 and then, like, sneak over and take a swim in their pool. 128 00:09:45,842 --> 00:09:48,841 I think they should probably, like, change the water first. 129 00:09:48,987 --> 00:09:51,055 No way Butt-Head, that water rules! 130 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:57,369 They should put one of those signs that says, like: "We don't take a dump on your pool, 131 00:09:57,385 --> 00:10:01,481 - don't take a dump on our toilet". - That's not how the sign goes, Butt-Head. 132 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,060 It's like... "We pee in your pool, 133 00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:06,259 so please take a dump on our toilet". 134 00:10:06,519 --> 00:10:08,851 No butthole, that's not it. 135 00:10:08,962 --> 00:10:13,165 It's "We don't pee in your toilet, so please don't swim on our pool". 136 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,641 No, that's not it either, dumbass. 137 00:10:15,854 --> 00:10:19,017 It's "We just crapped in your pool, 138 00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:20,763 so, like, can we use your toilet?" 139 00:10:22,981 --> 00:10:24,578 Yeah, I think that's it. 140 00:10:41,785 --> 00:10:43,348 What's he's screaming about? 141 00:10:43,858 --> 00:10:45,690 Turd water doesn't taste that bad. 142 00:10:46,869 --> 00:10:48,568 Pollution is cool. 143 00:10:51,086 --> 00:10:52,717 I like garbage too. 144 00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:57,317 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 10686

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