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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:15,242 1-900-BEAVIS 2 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:25,158 Don't waste your life away watching TV. Call our free 800 number 3 00:00:25,205 --> 00:00:27,401 and get started in the exciting field of hair removal! 4 00:00:28,382 --> 00:00:30,890 Stuck in a dead-end job? Why, when you could be 5 00:00:30,923 --> 00:00:33,382 earning top dollar as an appellate court judge? 6 00:00:33,418 --> 00:00:36,517 Just call this toll-free number and our well-trained instructors-- 7 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,186 Alone? 8 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,619 Got something on your mind? 9 00:00:41,732 --> 00:00:43,029 Call me at 10 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:46,645 1-900-LICK. 11 00:00:46,733 --> 00:00:51,000 Just 9.99 a minute. What are you waiting for? 12 00:00:58,110 --> 00:01:00,110 Hello? 13 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,160 Hello? 14 00:01:02,551 --> 00:01:05,142 I know you're there. 15 00:01:11,845 --> 00:01:13,970 She said something! 16 00:01:18,367 --> 00:01:22,804 - WATER, WATER! - So what, Beavis? 17 00:01:24,282 --> 00:01:26,346 I don't know, water's cool! 18 00:01:31,751 --> 00:01:33,678 This seems pretty cool. 19 00:01:43,107 --> 00:01:46,607 - This chick is hot! - Chicks are cool! 20 00:01:52,265 --> 00:01:54,466 This chick's pretty hot, but it's like, 21 00:01:54,496 --> 00:01:57,557 she has a tendency to wear too many clothes. 22 00:01:58,011 --> 00:02:01,036 If she would just, like, take that damn turtleneck off, then it's like: 23 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:03,355 "Heeeeyyy, baby! yeeaahh!" 24 00:02:03,385 --> 00:02:07,019 - ...heading my direction... - Whoa, did she say "erection"?! 25 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:09,444 I hope so! 26 00:02:09,704 --> 00:02:12,163 I'll say it. Errrection! 27 00:02:12,746 --> 00:02:15,240 I don't care if you say it, Beavis! 28 00:02:16,498 --> 00:02:18,627 I think she said it. Really. 29 00:02:23,527 --> 00:02:27,595 Dammit, this video's been on for two minutes, and she's still not naked. 30 00:02:28,192 --> 00:02:30,258 Well, her face is naked. 31 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:32,180 So what, Beavis? 32 00:02:32,214 --> 00:02:35,013 - Every girl's face is naked! - Really? 33 00:02:35,593 --> 00:02:37,842 That'd be cool if, like, they put clothes 34 00:02:37,872 --> 00:02:40,520 on their face, but then, like, not on their body. 35 00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:44,932 - I'd settle for that. - Yeah! I bet chicks would go for that! 36 00:02:47,524 --> 00:02:49,255 Ass naked rules. 37 00:03:09,029 --> 00:03:11,029 Hello? 38 00:03:12,093 --> 00:03:13,956 Who's this? 39 00:03:14,121 --> 00:03:16,020 Don't tell her our real names. 40 00:03:17,704 --> 00:03:21,099 Uh, I'm Beavis and he's Butt-Head. 41 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,561 Yeah, yeah, me too. 42 00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:30,691 Would you like to know what I have on? 43 00:03:31,898 --> 00:03:33,764 Absolutely... 44 00:03:34,027 --> 00:03:35,495 nothing. 45 00:03:37,374 --> 00:03:39,365 I'm naked. 46 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:44,195 Are you there? 47 00:03:44,854 --> 00:03:46,854 Hello? 48 00:03:48,797 --> 00:03:52,797 Hey Beavis... I think I just inoculated. 49 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,233 So... 50 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:03,390 what do you want to talk about? 51 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:08,223 - Don't be shy. - Well... 52 00:04:09,481 --> 00:04:12,507 could you, like... put the phone on your butt? 53 00:04:23,405 --> 00:04:26,841 Whoa! I can hear her butt! 54 00:04:36,518 --> 00:04:39,044 Oh, got something on your mind? 55 00:04:39,121 --> 00:04:42,322 Hey mommy, it's your phone sex ad. 56 00:04:42,702 --> 00:04:45,369 Hey, I warned you about that language. 57 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,940 What's with this damn chair? 58 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,690 What's this? 59 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,620 Hey! put it back! Put it back! Put the phone back! 60 00:04:54,667 --> 00:04:56,226 You still there? 61 00:04:57,776 --> 00:04:58,868 With-- 62 00:04:59,128 --> 00:05:02,587 With the money you spend on phone sex, 63 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:07,085 you ought to start your own 900 number. 64 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:08,339 Cool! 65 00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:18,433 I'm Jay Whitelman, your phone company representative. How can I help you? 66 00:05:19,642 --> 00:05:22,604 We want to, like, get our own 900 number. 67 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:26,888 Ah, starting your own business. A piece of the American dream. 68 00:05:26,942 --> 00:05:30,003 What type of line? Sports? Information? 69 00:05:30,085 --> 00:05:33,687 - We want to meet chicks. - Yeah. And score. 70 00:05:34,446 --> 00:05:39,149 Social interaction. What's your current rate of income? 71 00:05:40,293 --> 00:05:42,888 Uh... Six? 72 00:05:43,537 --> 00:05:47,139 Under 15,000. Education? 73 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:53,238 - Is that like, school? - We'll put down "third grade". 74 00:05:53,473 --> 00:05:55,864 Now, boys, this is very important. 75 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:59,366 A 900 number is a bond of trust between customer and proprietor. 76 00:05:59,455 --> 00:06:02,447 You're asking people to call you and pay for the privilege, 77 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,076 because you're providing a valuable service. 78 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:08,248 You do intend to provide a valuable service, don't you? 79 00:06:11,115 --> 00:06:13,584 - No. - That's what I like to hear. 80 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:16,449 Congratulations, boys. You're on the gravy train. 81 00:06:16,522 --> 00:06:19,817 All you have to do is sign at the bottom and put today's date. 82 00:06:28,317 --> 00:06:31,314 Keep your eyes on your own paper, butt burglar. 83 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:35,539 - This is hard. - Yeah. 84 00:06:35,719 --> 00:06:38,884 - Getting a 900 number sucks. - Yeah, yeah. 85 00:06:41,194 --> 00:06:42,415 Where are you going? 86 00:06:42,432 --> 00:06:45,901 We're gonna get our phone sex the old-fashioned way. 87 00:06:49,204 --> 00:06:50,562 What way is that? 88 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:56,219 - We'll call from Stewart's place. - Oh yeah, yeah. 89 00:07:05,832 --> 00:07:07,322 "Put it in?" 90 00:07:08,231 --> 00:07:10,229 - Cool! - Yeah. 91 00:07:10,259 --> 00:07:12,159 Put it in. PUT IT IN! 92 00:07:20,637 --> 00:07:25,832 Man! I bet this is, like, the horniest dude that ever lived. 93 00:07:29,287 --> 00:07:32,750 He should, like, wear one of those Viking hats with horns on it. 94 00:07:33,343 --> 00:07:34,508 What? 95 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,683 You're a weirdo, Beavis. 96 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,912 How come every time I'm talking about chicks 97 00:07:41,946 --> 00:07:44,376 and stuff, you just like, don't get it? 98 00:07:46,287 --> 00:07:47,386 I get it! 99 00:07:47,841 --> 00:07:50,138 It's just that, you know, I thought it would be cool if, 100 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,398 like, he had this hat on with some horns on it. 101 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:56,419 Yeah, Eric the Rod. 102 00:07:58,453 --> 00:08:01,083 The Rod. See? See? I got that. 103 00:08:02,645 --> 00:08:03,735 The Rod! 104 00:08:09,606 --> 00:08:13,941 Baby please, please... 105 00:08:15,183 --> 00:08:17,083 Put me in... 106 00:08:17,346 --> 00:08:21,380 Whoa! This is one horny dude. 107 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:50,642 - Hey, Beavis. - What? 108 00:08:50,703 --> 00:08:54,200 If we got our own 900 number, it'd be like working. 109 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:56,999 That would suck. 110 00:08:58,612 --> 00:09:00,209 This is better. 111 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:05,641 Maybe we'll hear some butt wind. 112 00:09:07,061 --> 00:09:08,924 That would be cool. 113 00:09:19,532 --> 00:09:21,363 Shut up, Beavis. 114 00:09:22,405 --> 00:09:24,496 You're beginning to piss me off. 115 00:09:38,289 --> 00:09:41,286 They need to learn how to hold the damn camera still. 116 00:09:41,349 --> 00:09:42,849 Yeah, really. 117 00:09:44,677 --> 00:09:46,570 I'm sick of videos. 118 00:09:47,617 --> 00:09:51,117 It's like, they have like, all this fast camera crap. 119 00:09:52,382 --> 00:09:55,813 And then it's like, they show some-- Whoa! Look what those chicks are doing! 120 00:09:56,979 --> 00:09:58,174 Where? Where? 121 00:09:59,378 --> 00:10:00,409 Where, Butt-Head? 122 00:10:00,696 --> 00:10:04,096 It's gone now, Beavis. You missed it. 123 00:10:05,699 --> 00:10:08,759 Maybe they'll show it again. That would be cool. 124 00:10:09,348 --> 00:10:11,013 It looked cool. 125 00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:13,450 But it's like... 126 00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:17,400 if they'd show that, like, the whole time, then it would be pretty cool. 127 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,338 It's like, why don't they just, like, 128 00:10:19,364 --> 00:10:21,449 take the good part of the video and then, like, 129 00:10:21,477 --> 00:10:24,676 - make it longer. - Whoa! Look at that! 130 00:10:26,078 --> 00:10:28,278 It's two chicks making out! Look! 131 00:10:30,303 --> 00:10:33,705 - They must be, like... - Waitwaitwait, is she naked? 132 00:10:36,589 --> 00:10:39,221 This video is turning out to be very cool! 133 00:10:41,658 --> 00:10:44,889 They must be, like, some of those "libyans". 134 00:10:46,964 --> 00:10:48,422 Libyans are cool! 135 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,290 That was cool. 136 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:57,890 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 9886

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