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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,859 --> 00:00:20,625 COW TIPPING 2 00:00:23,666 --> 00:00:27,625 Carrie Robertson is a milk drinker, she gets a lot of attention. 3 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:30,940 From me, she gets total attention. 4 00:00:31,855 --> 00:00:32,945 She's hot. 5 00:00:33,861 --> 00:00:35,454 I think I'm "at attention". 6 00:00:38,775 --> 00:00:41,974 Carrie Robertson got a restraining order against me. 7 00:00:41,983 --> 00:00:45,385 But I'm drinking milk, so I know someday she will come back. 8 00:00:45,426 --> 00:00:48,691 - I hate milk. - Milk sucks. 9 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,856 Milk. It's not bad. 10 00:00:59,064 --> 00:01:01,863 Brought to you by the local Dairy Association. 11 00:01:04,446 --> 00:01:09,145 Hey Beavis, I heard that if you like, tip a cow over when it's sleeping, 12 00:01:09,192 --> 00:01:10,985 cool stuff happens. 13 00:01:13,404 --> 00:01:14,471 Like what? 14 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:18,110 It falls over. 15 00:01:18,918 --> 00:01:19,949 Cool. 16 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:21,715 We're there dude. 17 00:01:32,957 --> 00:01:34,850 Is that Michael Jackson? 18 00:01:36,768 --> 00:01:39,460 I think it's that bee from the Blind Melon video. 19 00:01:39,810 --> 00:01:40,902 Oh yeah! 20 00:01:55,118 --> 00:01:58,617 Dammit! I'm sick and tired of seeing crap like this. 21 00:01:58,628 --> 00:02:02,188 Yeah. That'd be cool if like, Robin Hood came 22 00:02:02,195 --> 00:02:04,327 and like, shot these guys with an arrow. 23 00:02:08,188 --> 00:02:09,883 Rock on, Beavis. 24 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:29,635 We can dance, we can dance. Everything is under control. 25 00:02:29,681 --> 00:02:33,549 This butthole keeps saying he can dance, but it's like, he can't dance. 26 00:02:35,663 --> 00:02:39,263 Yeah, they need to go, like, to a Pantera concert to learn how to dance. 27 00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:42,901 Yeah. That would be cool. 28 00:02:44,288 --> 00:02:46,920 They'd get their butts slammed around. 29 00:02:48,198 --> 00:02:50,493 Yeah, they'd get their butts kicked. 30 00:02:50,839 --> 00:02:54,739 And if I was there, I'd start kicking that one guy in the nads. 31 00:03:07,251 --> 00:03:10,346 - Hey, a fight! - Yeah, yeah! Fight, fight, fight! 32 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,768 "I thought I saw a pussycat, I did!". 33 00:03:16,609 --> 00:03:18,441 "I thought I saw a pussycat, yeah". 34 00:03:23,061 --> 00:03:24,128 Whoa! 35 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:26,967 This guy raps fast! 36 00:03:28,142 --> 00:03:31,442 Is not that fast. I can rap faster than that. 37 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:33,786 Check this out. 38 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:45,180 - That was pretty cool, Beavis. - Yeah. Thanks. 39 00:03:45,489 --> 00:03:48,388 I've been practicing. Here's another one. 40 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,232 Cool! 41 00:04:10,927 --> 00:04:15,765 Batman! Batmaaaaan! 42 00:04:20,018 --> 00:04:25,149 - Whoa! That dude just hit Shaq-Attack. - Yeah. He's gonna get his ass kicked! 43 00:04:42,681 --> 00:04:46,083 "Hores... whores! 44 00:04:51,739 --> 00:04:54,231 Pros... prostitutes?" 45 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:01,248 Hey, Beavis! They have whores and prostitutes here! 46 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,633 After we get done tipping the cows over, 47 00:05:04,842 --> 00:05:07,074 we should go, like, look at 'em. 48 00:05:08,151 --> 00:05:11,348 You don't just look at them, asswipe! You, like... 49 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,659 look at them naked. 50 00:05:32,284 --> 00:05:35,083 Hey Beavis... there's one. 51 00:05:36,395 --> 00:05:38,159 Tip! Tip! 52 00:05:38,869 --> 00:05:42,100 - Tip! Tip! Fall over! - Settle down, Beavis. 53 00:05:42,813 --> 00:05:44,874 You're having a cow! 54 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:56,208 - Hey Beavis... pull its tail. - No way! 55 00:05:57,219 --> 00:06:00,018 - Maybe milk will come out of its butt. - Yeah. 56 00:06:01,164 --> 00:06:03,628 - Chocolate milk. - Yeah! 57 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:20,712 That sucked! 58 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:31,237 Getting kicked in the nads by a cow sucks! 59 00:06:32,383 --> 00:06:36,286 I don't think it was a cow, dude. I think it was like, a deer. 60 00:06:36,895 --> 00:06:38,153 How'd you know? 61 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,764 It didn't have those fingers. 62 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:42,665 What fingers? 63 00:06:42,878 --> 00:06:46,781 You know, those fingers by the cow's butt that you squeeze 64 00:06:46,789 --> 00:06:48,918 - to get like, huh, milk and stuff. - Oh yeah! Yeah! 65 00:06:50,433 --> 00:06:52,834 Hey Butt-Head, squeeze my finger. 66 00:06:53,909 --> 00:06:57,402 Which one, Beavis? The finger by your butt? 67 00:06:59,223 --> 00:07:01,749 Yeah! Pull that one. 68 00:07:04,639 --> 00:07:08,041 Old McDonald had a farm, E... 69 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:12,050 I... Z... 70 00:07:13,096 --> 00:07:15,463 - Is there, like, a Q in there? - Yeah, yeah. 71 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:18,596 E-I-Q... V... 72 00:07:19,212 --> 00:07:20,245 M... 73 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:35,583 This one's ok. 74 00:07:38,365 --> 00:07:41,391 Ok Beavis, you get down behind him 75 00:07:41,774 --> 00:07:43,664 and i'll push him over you. 76 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:46,806 - This is gonna be cool. - Yeah, yeah. 77 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:53,593 - Ready, dude? - Yeah. Go for it! 78 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:10,581 Get it off me, Butt-Head! C'mon, help! 79 00:08:11,089 --> 00:08:13,380 You're touching its butt! 80 00:08:19,846 --> 00:08:24,408 Every time I try to sleep I have nightmares. 81 00:08:24,559 --> 00:08:27,585 Hey Butt-Head, I had this nightmare last night, 82 00:08:27,634 --> 00:08:29,659 that like, everything sucked. 83 00:08:30,442 --> 00:08:31,773 It was really scary. 84 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:35,746 But Beavis, everything DOES suck. 85 00:08:43,578 --> 00:08:45,177 Take it easy, Beavis... 86 00:08:47,489 --> 00:08:49,885 It really sucks when you do that. 87 00:08:54,843 --> 00:08:56,208 Cut it out, Beavis! 88 00:08:58,352 --> 00:09:02,054 You know what, I bet these guys like, went to college and stuff. 89 00:09:03,165 --> 00:09:05,827 I bet they like, paid attention too. 90 00:09:06,541 --> 00:09:07,572 Yeah. 91 00:09:08,046 --> 00:09:11,275 And you know one thing about college, Beavis? 92 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:13,285 It sucks. 93 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:20,709 That was cool. 94 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:22,817 No, it wasn't. 95 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,922 Hey Beavis, do you know what else sucks? 96 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:30,267 Shut up, Beavis! 97 00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:32,844 I haven't even told you yet. 98 00:09:33,951 --> 00:09:37,553 - Oh yeah, yeah. - Everytime you do that, it sucks! 99 00:09:57,348 --> 00:09:59,043 Come on, Butt-Head, get it off me! 100 00:09:59,521 --> 00:10:01,211 Get off him, asswipe! 101 00:10:07,242 --> 00:10:09,570 What are you boys doing to my cow? 102 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:16,661 - Your cow is like, broken, sir. - Come on, get it off! 103 00:10:16,668 --> 00:10:18,466 I gotta pee! Come on, get it off me! 104 00:10:18,808 --> 00:10:23,002 Well, the poor dumb creature was born and bred for slaughter. 105 00:10:23,086 --> 00:10:25,711 So I's reckon there ain't no harm done 106 00:10:25,717 --> 00:10:28,595 in accelerating it's departure from God's earth. 107 00:10:28,601 --> 00:10:30,296 Let me fetch my chainsaw. 108 00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:35,615 - This is gonna be cool! - Oh yeah! 109 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:47,038 Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. 110 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,596 Better stand back, boy! This is liable to get messy! 111 00:11:00,522 --> 00:11:02,590 Not me! The cow! 112 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:07,190 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8168

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