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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:16,175 YOUNG, GIFTED, & CRUDE 2 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:36,961 Shut up, or I will kill you! Do you understand? 3 00:00:37,006 --> 00:00:40,704 Shut up or I will physically kill you! 4 00:00:41,043 --> 00:00:43,102 It's test time, mutants. 5 00:00:43,513 --> 00:00:49,008 By order of the National Skills Utilisation Attitude Testing Facility. 6 00:00:49,953 --> 00:00:51,114 This sucks! 7 00:00:53,057 --> 00:00:54,525 Let's copy each other. 8 00:00:57,562 --> 00:01:03,797 "Scott, Mary, Hafez and Wai Lin are deciding how to share two offices 9 00:01:03,836 --> 00:01:06,635 at the American Civil Liberties Union. 10 00:01:06,673 --> 00:01:09,108 Hafez is a non-smoker 11 00:01:09,142 --> 00:01:13,978 and Mary needs a window because she is allergic to recycled office air. 12 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:17,342 Scott can't be near Wai Lin, who eats meat... 13 00:01:17,618 --> 00:01:18,685 We're done. 14 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:25,115 Of course you are boys, of course you are. 15 00:01:33,002 --> 00:01:35,699 This is cool. This is cool. Cool. 16 00:01:37,908 --> 00:01:38,941 Cool. 17 00:01:39,109 --> 00:01:41,009 Hey Butt-Head! Butt-Head, Butt-Head! 18 00:01:41,044 --> 00:01:43,604 - What, what? - Come here, quick! 19 00:01:44,749 --> 00:01:45,910 This is cool. 20 00:01:46,551 --> 00:01:47,916 Butt-Head, come here, quick! 21 00:01:51,257 --> 00:01:52,850 - What? - Cool. 22 00:01:53,359 --> 00:01:55,157 Check this out Butt-Head, this is cool. 23 00:01:58,365 --> 00:02:01,357 - Is there a naked chick? - No, but check it out, this is cool. 24 00:02:02,035 --> 00:02:05,027 - It is? - Yeah, yeah. Oh wait, check it out. 25 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:06,830 Beavis... 26 00:02:07,775 --> 00:02:09,243 what are you talkin' about? 27 00:02:10,444 --> 00:02:11,864 Well, check it out, see, see? 28 00:02:11,889 --> 00:02:14,747 This guy has, like, one of those dog things on his neck. That's cool. 29 00:02:15,284 --> 00:02:16,780 Then check this out, check this out... 30 00:02:16,781 --> 00:02:19,787 this guy's about to stab this guy, see, he got a spear. He's chasin' him... 31 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:22,986 Yeah yeah, Get him! Get him! Get him! Yes! YES! 32 00:02:23,026 --> 00:02:24,255 Damn it, Beavis! 33 00:02:24,294 --> 00:02:25,523 This is so cool! 34 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:30,030 You got me out of the bathroom to see a dog collar? 35 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,500 It's pretty cool, huh? 36 00:02:37,008 --> 00:02:38,840 What's wrong with you, Beavis? 37 00:02:42,148 --> 00:02:43,206 I don't know. 38 00:02:53,126 --> 00:02:56,460 Cool! This rules! It rules! 39 00:03:02,470 --> 00:03:05,613 Hey Butt-Head, now check this out, see, check it out, this guy's chasin' him... 40 00:03:05,638 --> 00:03:06,997 Stab him! Stab him! 41 00:03:07,576 --> 00:03:08,839 Damn it, Beavis! 42 00:03:09,345 --> 00:03:11,354 You're not supposed to get me out of the bathroom 43 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:13,522 unless it's like, a naked chick or something. 44 00:03:14,684 --> 00:03:18,882 But even like, if this video really does suck, I bet you forgot to wipe. 45 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:20,880 Shut up, Beavis. 46 00:03:44,218 --> 00:03:46,951 Beavis and Butt-Head's test scores 47 00:03:46,954 --> 00:03:49,946 are in the nation's top percentile! 48 00:03:51,226 --> 00:03:53,752 They're going to the gifted class! 49 00:03:57,166 --> 00:03:58,361 We're gifted. 50 00:04:09,046 --> 00:04:13,074 Welcome, I'm Tanya. It's exciting to have you. 51 00:04:13,384 --> 00:04:18,185 You're here because you're special. We don't believe in structure here. 52 00:04:18,323 --> 00:04:21,293 The only rules are respect the feelings of others 53 00:04:21,326 --> 00:04:24,591 and remember, we are all creative beings. 54 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:25,996 Any questions? 55 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,223 Can I go whiz? 56 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,234 I got to drain my lizard. 57 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,838 Your language is so raw and vital. 58 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:37,535 Perhaps you'd like to join up the poetry group? 59 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:43,477 Beautiful, delicate flower, fluffy petals of loviness. 60 00:04:43,518 --> 00:04:47,819 How tragic is your sacrifice on the altar of man's greed. 61 00:04:49,926 --> 00:04:52,122 Wasn't that beautiful? 62 00:04:52,662 --> 00:04:53,720 No. 63 00:05:01,473 --> 00:05:03,540 These young people are writing a story 64 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:05,976 based on their game "Swords & Sorcery". 65 00:05:06,077 --> 00:05:08,774 Tell Beavis and Butt-Head about your character, Helena. 66 00:05:09,482 --> 00:05:11,314 I'm an elven cleric named Glendle, 67 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:14,244 I have two runed stones and a druid ring I found in an Orc stronghold, 68 00:05:14,245 --> 00:05:17,288 I have twelve hit points and a charmed long staff and a cloak of invisibility... 69 00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:18,314 Hey Beavis... 70 00:05:19,126 --> 00:05:21,424 I got a "charmed long staff". 71 00:05:32,307 --> 00:05:35,208 Martin, tell them about your project. 72 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:37,873 I doubt they'd understand, Tanya. 73 00:05:37,913 --> 00:05:42,316 But if they must know, I've created a program based on an "Dr. Who" episode. 74 00:05:42,352 --> 00:05:46,983 By stimulating the cortex in the posturial perisylvian sector of my brain 75 00:05:46,985 --> 00:05:50,282 I will increase my intelligence by 20%. 76 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:57,362 Fascinating. 77 00:06:05,244 --> 00:06:10,045 The capital of France is Jupiter. 1 plus 1 is 37. 78 00:06:10,651 --> 00:06:14,645 Carry on, my wayward soooon! 79 00:06:14,688 --> 00:06:15,985 Now he's gifted. 80 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:21,727 That was cool. 81 00:06:24,233 --> 00:06:28,101 So, now you seein' what these gifted young people are doing. 82 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:30,538 What special project would you like to do? 83 00:06:31,908 --> 00:06:33,501 Make lots of money. 84 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:38,145 Wonderful! Run a business! 85 00:06:38,249 --> 00:06:39,648 What did you have in mind? 86 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,014 Give me ten bucks and I'll tell you. 87 00:06:55,435 --> 00:06:58,928 - Scummy people. - Yeah. Scummy people are cool. 88 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,372 Slimy people. 89 00:07:03,844 --> 00:07:05,437 Slimy people rule! 90 00:07:26,403 --> 00:07:27,802 Did you hear that, Beavis? 91 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:31,601 - What, what, what? - He said "devil's johnson!". 92 00:07:33,982 --> 00:07:34,981 No way Butt-Head, 93 00:07:34,982 --> 00:07:37,914 - they don't let 'em say that stuff on TV. - Well, he just said it. 94 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:42,413 No way, Butt-Head, he must've said "Don Johnson". 95 00:07:59,141 --> 00:08:02,008 She's smoking on the devil's johnson... 96 00:08:02,044 --> 00:08:03,239 He said it again! 97 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,542 I heard it. He keeps saying it again. 98 00:08:09,152 --> 00:08:11,546 He said it again! He keeps saying it again! And again! 99 00:08:22,701 --> 00:08:24,635 Maybe he's saying "Magic Johnson". 100 00:08:26,304 --> 00:08:27,897 I got a magic johnson. 101 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,507 Beavis' magic johnson... 102 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:36,104 - it disappears into his hand! - Shut up, Butt-Head! 103 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:52,562 We were so lonely, my dears, without you! 104 00:08:53,068 --> 00:08:55,730 Please don't run from us again! 105 00:09:02,445 --> 00:09:05,710 We're going to suspend humiliating these cruds 106 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,650 to welcome a new student. 107 00:09:08,085 --> 00:09:09,951 Idiots, meet Martin. 108 00:09:10,187 --> 00:09:13,248 He's just come down from the gifted class. 109 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,919 How does that make all of you feel? 110 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,315 What's all that crap on the newspaper? 111 00:09:41,056 --> 00:09:44,026 I think that's like, words and stuff. 112 00:09:51,668 --> 00:09:54,865 Check it out, Beavis, it's one of those Lavatory Retrievers. 113 00:09:59,277 --> 00:10:02,144 Hey Butt-Head. How come, like, when you go to the dentist 114 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:04,805 sometimes they call the bathroom the laboratory? 115 00:10:07,052 --> 00:10:08,085 I don't know. 116 00:10:09,188 --> 00:10:12,647 Maybe it's 'cause, like, that's where the dentist goes when he inspects your nads. 117 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,858 Your dentist inspects your nads? 118 00:10:15,995 --> 00:10:19,158 Yeah, yeah. Doesn't yours? 119 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:23,366 No. That's what the doctor does, Beavis. 120 00:10:25,507 --> 00:10:27,475 My dentist always looks at my nads. 121 00:10:28,777 --> 00:10:30,074 I have full coverage. 122 00:10:30,124 --> 00:10:34,674 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 9345

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