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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,234 --> 00:00:03,401 THE TRIAL 2 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:07,399 Well, judge Wapner just didn't buy the plaintiff's story. 3 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,826 What did you think of the judge's decision? 4 00:00:09,826 --> 00:00:12,428 I thought it was fair. I thought it was a very fair decision. 5 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:15,612 - And what did you think? - Bite me! 6 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:19,781 Well, that does it for the case of the rear-ended motorist. 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,417 And that will also conclude this session of the 8 00:00:22,418 --> 00:00:25,048 "Pupils Court" as we are simply out of time. 9 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:30,192 This is Doug Lewelyn, reminding you: the next time someone rear ends you 10 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:35,134 don't just turn the other cheek! You take him the court, the Pupils Court. 11 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,534 Butt-Brain and Beatrice. 12 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,674 Your case is next. Whoever you are. 13 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:47,780 Beatrice! 14 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:54,753 - That's us, dude. - Yeah. Wait a minute! 15 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,584 - No way, my name is not... - Shut up, Beatrice! 16 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:16,002 - This rocks! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 17 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,518 I wish I could rock like this. 18 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,653 They rock! 19 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:32,353 They rock. They rock. 20 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:42,126 If I ever get my own car... 21 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:44,561 I think I'm gonna get a truck. 22 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:48,132 Yeah, a truck with a big engine that goes... 23 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:57,278 And one that's, like, razed up thirty feet off the ground. 24 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:01,514 Then I'd, like, drive around town crushing stuff. 25 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:04,419 Yeah, you could get one with one of those musical horns 26 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:06,722 and like, when you beep the horn, it goes... 27 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,430 That would be really cool. 28 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:17,837 Then like, all the chicks would want to go out with us. 29 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:23,101 If they didn't, we'd just, like, run over their cars. 30 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:45,857 He's wearing leather pants so you can see his wiener. 31 00:02:55,342 --> 00:03:00,173 You two are charged with trespass and vandalism. How do you plead? 32 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,272 What? 33 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,775 Guilty or not guilty? 34 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:11,887 Did you throw eggs 35 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,917 at his windows? 36 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,998 - You mean, like, did we do it? -Yes! 37 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,797 Hey Butt-Head... 38 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:35,807 - That was, uh, other kids or something. - Are you certain? 39 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:40,718 You don't want me to appoint an attorney? A lawyer to take your case? 40 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:44,853 I can handle it, dude. I've, like, seen "The Pupils Court". 41 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,627 You'll need someone who knows the laws 42 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:51,122 who is familiar with the penal system and... 43 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,162 She said "penal". 44 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:06,906 Just tell us what you saw in your own words, Mr. Anderson. 45 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,371 Well, I came back to my house 46 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:13,886 and I saw them two delinquents throwing eggs at my windows. 47 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:17,755 Let the record show that the delinquents the witness just pointed to 48 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:22,786 are non other than the two defendants in this case. I have no further questions. 49 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:26,531 Your witness. I mean, your witness. 50 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,629 Shut up, Beatrice! 51 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,236 Hey, why did he say Beatrice, ain't that a boy? 52 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,409 Well, they all look the same to me. You know, 53 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,453 back when I was in the service there was 54 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:51,448 a fella by the name of Bill Hermstead. Heh, he was a hell of a guy. 55 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:56,462 - Use the force, Butt-Head. - What? 56 00:04:56,730 --> 00:05:00,764 - Use the force. - I said, all you kids look the same. 57 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:05,432 I don't see how your parents can keep track of you. You know, back when I was a kid 58 00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:09,936 boys had their hair real short. Now, of course that was a long time ago. 59 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:14,644 - That was back before microwave ovens... - So then, for all you know it could have been... 60 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:17,475 him, who threw rotten eggs at your window. 61 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,776 Well, all you kids do look a lot alike. 62 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,358 If that's your opinion sir, then your testimony 63 00:05:24,359 --> 00:05:26,393 as an eye witness is hardly credible. 64 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:29,394 It is incompetent, irrelevant and immaterial. 65 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,499 Or something. 66 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:41,801 Hey now, hold on. Wait a minute! 67 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,304 - Hey now, hold on a minute! - I rest on your face! 68 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,207 I mean, I rest my case. 69 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,452 - Case just... - Just a minute, your Honor. 70 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:58,955 A moment ago you said the eggs were rotten. 71 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,076 That's not mentioned anywhere here in the police 72 00:06:02,076 --> 00:06:04,496 report, and didn't come up in this court room. 73 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:07,257 Now, how could you have possibly known that, 74 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,769 unless you and your little cohort Beatrice 75 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,666 were yourselves guilty of the crime? 76 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,304 That George Michael with his lip pierced? 77 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,704 No way, Butt-Head. He's too much of a wuss to get his lip pierced. 78 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,912 I might get my butt pierced. 79 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,688 I have my butt pierced. 80 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,048 No you didn't. 81 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:05,752 Liar. 82 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,688 Lying is cool. 83 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,192 Liar. Liar. Liar. 84 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,905 Is this one of those videos that looks like a commercial? 85 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:26,006 Or maybe it's like, a commercial that looks like a video? 86 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:33,485 Cool! 87 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:34,510 A toilet. 88 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,115 They're starting to put more toilets in videos. 89 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:42,789 That�s cool. 90 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,134 Whoa, he's popping a zit. 91 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:20,465 As you begin your deliberation, remember that, under our system of law 92 00:08:20,465 --> 00:08:22,923 defendants must be found innocent unless the state 93 00:08:22,924 --> 00:08:25,186 proofs them guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. 94 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,874 Now go convict these two hooligans! 95 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:38,310 We'll recess now, I'll bring you all back here as soon as the jury reaches a verdi-- 96 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:46,684 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached the verdict? 97 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:49,623 - Guilty! - Good work! 98 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:54,597 I sentence each of you to 500 hours of community service 99 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,362 teaching other childen who, unlike you, 100 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:01,834 might still have a chance of leading useful, productive lifes. 101 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,382 Repeat after me, or something. 102 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,758 She's pitching a loaf. 103 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,105 That's disgusting. 104 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,480 She's married to that short old guy. 105 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,281 That dude from Africa that used to be in the Beatles? 106 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,237 She said "deep". 107 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,148 Deep. 108 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,822 This chick is deep. 109 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,331 What I am. 110 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,633 Didn't Popeye say that? 111 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,576 They ripped this off from Popeye. 112 00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:54,176 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8947

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