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SCARED STRAIGHT

Miss Tress?

I just got off the phone

with the warden at the state penitentiary.

We're going to revive the scared straight program,

and I need to pick out those students

who are most likely to run into trouble with the law.

Do you want to see their files?

I don't need the files. Bring me the year book.

That kid looks like a criminal.

Hey, I know!

Where are those two kids

that flushed every roll of toilet paper in the entire school?

You mean Beavis and Butt-Head?

Yeah, that's them. Beavis and Butt-Head.

What is this?

Yeah, what is this?

- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yes, this is Judas Priest!

- This is gonna be cool! - Yes!

How come Rob Halford is dressed up like that?

- "Breaking the law". - "Breaking the law".

Yeah, yeah.

They're cool!

- Look at his shoulders. - Yeah.

Why does he keep doing that with his shoulders?

Yeah, he is a wild and crazy guy.

That was stupid.

"Breaking the law" "Breaking the law"

You know...

It's, like, I still like Judas Priest and everything but...

This really sucks.

Yeah, it's, like, there's all this stuff that just sucks.

Yeah.

- Boy, this really sucks. - Yeah, yeah.

- I don't understand this. It just sucks. - Yeah.

Use a lot of filthy language.

That's the only way to get kids attention these days.

Hey, and do that thing with your eye and your leg.

And there'll may be a conjugal visiting for you.

All right, listen up you little #&?@*#!

You stinken #&?@*#

that have the freedom that I'd kill for, but you little #&?@*#

look like that type that #&?@*# it up!

What are your names, punks?

His is Beavis.

Yeah, and he is Butt-Head.

Beaver and Butt-Hole, how nice.

Oh, you boys will love it here in the slammer.

Do you know why they call it the slammer, Butt-hole?

Oh, so you still think you're bad, huh?

Would you wanna know what "bad" is?

"Bad" is getting shot twelve times in the legs

- trying to escape. - Whoa.

"Bad" is getting a fork stuck in your eye!

So do you still think you're bad?

Huh?

I think I got to go the bathroom, "bad".

Hey, check it out Butt-Head, that's that word.

Yeah.

That's that word that they put on bathrooms.

Yeah. It must mean, like, "crap," or something.

Yeah.

And there's that word again.

- Crap is singing. - Yeah, yeah.

Crap is on the telephone.

Yeah.

This turd found a guitar.

And this piece of crap is playing the drum. Yeah.

Dillweed.

He's got one of those attention headaches.

Yeah.

He's got an attention headache this big.

Sometimes, like, when I get a headache,

it's like, I hit myself in the head really hard,

and it's, like, it just makes it hurt worse.

You're pretty stupid, Beavis.

Next time I have a headache, I'd like to try hitting you in the head.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That would be cool.

Look at it, that little butt.

Look at him. Look at him.

You'll be good.

No thanks. That won't be necessary.

Whoa! Cool tattoo dude!

You into Iron Maiden?

Yeah man, they are killer.

Me too, man.

Maiden rules!

Well, I get it's time to check on those two kids.

They oughta be screaming to get out by now.

Oh, no! What are they doing to them?

Don't leave any marks on them!

"I'm a free man".

"And my blood is my own now".

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Hey look, it's that warden dude.

I'm afraid it's time to go boys.

No way!

That sucks.

You guys are cool.

If we ever get back here, we have to party again.

And if you ever get out, look us up.

Cool.

You know something? I think we'll see those boys again.

- Check it out, a warning! - Yeah.

That means they're gonna do something cool.

Yeah, yeah. Like that fire.

Fire, fire, fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Whoa.

- She's almost naked! - Yeah, yeah.

And she has nails coming out of her arms.

Ooh baby.

Come to Butt-Head!

This chick's a good singer 'cause she hardly wears any clothes.

Yeah, yeah.

And she's holding a bomb!

Chicks are cool.

This is gonna be cool!

- Yes! - Cool!

- Check it out! This is cool. - Yeah, yeah!

Yeah.

If our school bus did that,

I'd go to school all the time.

Yeah. Me too.

This video has, like,

- explosions and, like, half-naked chicks. - Yeah.

- And fire! - Yeah.

And TVs getting smashed.

Screaming. It's got something for everyone.

Yeah, yeah.

- Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes!

- Yes! - Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Now, that really was cool!

Yeah.

Whoa! Cool! Those guys are going inside.

We're there dude.

Those guys will really be surprised to see us again.

Prison's cool.

Yeah.

This is horrible.

No, it's not! It's not so bad.

- Something's wrong with these guys. - Yeah, yeah.

- It's like, they're not trying very hard. - Yeah.

And they're making lots of mistakes.

Yeah.

I bet I could take this guy in a fight.

- Yeah. - I could kick his butt!

This is the only guy that's ever been in a video that you could kick his ass.

No way, Butt-Head.

I could kick Vince Neil's ass too.

Okay, Beavis.

A real punk rock girl would eat this guy alive.

Yeah, yeah! She'd spit out his brains! And his guts!

Yeah!

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