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TORNADO
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Okay, everybody!
That cake should be ready now!
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Why don't you sing a song,
while I take it out of the oven?
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Stew-pendous!
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There's a cake in the oven
so sweet and delicious.
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Yummy cake in the oven.
We love doing cake.
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I'm burning! Kids, help!
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This sucks!
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Cool!
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Don't bogart my log, dude!
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Why did you enlist if you didn't
want your breast fondled?
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Yeah, really.
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Ahoy, weather fans!
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Captain Dick Jackman here
at the newscenter weather council.
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My trusty radar tells
me there is a line
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of tornadoes forming in the
western canyon region.
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I'll have devastation footage at six,
plus the preschooler of the week!
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Whoa!
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- We're there, dude.
- Yeah.
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- Where?
- The trailer park, dumbass.
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Oh, yeah.
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Tornadoes are cool.
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Yes!
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- Now we're getting somewhere!
- Yeah, yeah.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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- Even the old dude is cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- I like the tornado.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Almost everything in
this video is cool.
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What do you mean "almost"?
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What else do you want?
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Well, it would be pretty cool, like,
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if somebody puked.
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So let it be done.
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Check it out Beavis.
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- That was disgusting!
- You asked for it, dude.
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Yeah, but I didn't
ask for blood in it.
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That was beyond the
limits of good taste.
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Tornadoes are cool.
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They can drive matches
through a two-by-four.
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Yeah.
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A tornado could smash
a puddle's face with a brick.
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Yeah, it could suck a man's
heart out of his chest
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and show it to
him before he dies.
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Yeah.
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They could like, pick up a phonebooth
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and move it five miles away
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and then put it back without scratching it.
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Cool!
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Hey Beavis,
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check out that trailer!
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Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Lolita
and this is Tanqueray.
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Since we're all about
to die we were wondering
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if you guys'd like to be our
last boyfriends on Earth.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Great! Let's go inside!
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I'm getting a woodrow.
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Yeah.
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Hey baby, wanna...
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This sucks! We were gonna do it!
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You mean I was gonna do it.
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You were just gonna spank your monkey.
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You wish, dillweed.
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This sucks!
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Wait a minute...
What's this?
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This sucks!
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Yeah, it sucks!
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- Who's this?
- Yeah, yeah.
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What's this buttmunch
doing on a stage?
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"You got a backstage pass, sir?"
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Yeah, yeah.
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... world.
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... human race.
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- Where did this guy come from?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Maybe he's just special.
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Yeah.
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Well, he is saying balls, and normally
that would be pretty cool...
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Yeah, but under these
circumstances, it sucks!
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Yeah, usually demolition and
destruction is pretty cool too,
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but I don't know, it's, like,
here, it just, like, it falls flat.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I think even if they had some
fire in this video, it would still suck.
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Check it out: It's Krokus coming
to kick their ass.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's "The night of the living
bands that suck".
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Hey Butt-Head,
you think those two chicks are alive?
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Of course not, assmunch.
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- They would've try to find us by now.
- Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Lolita
and this is Tanqueray.
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A couple of skis might
be trying to follow us.
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Can we stay with
you guys for a while?
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- Whoa! She's one of those grubby girls.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- She wants me...
- Yeah. Me too.
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Whoa!
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- She just had sex?
- Yeah.
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- Why don't they show that?
- Yeah.
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She said she just had sex.
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It wasn't with any of those guys.
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If this video had some explosions,
it would be the coolest video ever.
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Yeah, and like,
if the music was cool too.
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Oh, yeah. And they'd have to
have some, like, better singing.
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Yeah. And not those guys.
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Yeah, then it would rule!
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Check it out, Butt-Head. It's Mallory!
It's that chick from Family Ties.
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- Yeah. This is really noisy.
- Yeah. Noise is cool.
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This chick is weird.
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This chick's mouth is crooked.
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I wonder why...
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Yeah.
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Why is it crooked?
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I don't know.
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Hey Beavis,
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the name of this song is
"50 Foot Queenie".
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Yeah, I'd like a 50 foot queenie.
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- I'd like a 50 foot weenie.
- Yeah yeah.
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That would be cool too.
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