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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,324 --> 00:00:17,280 CARWASH 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,240 Of course we cannot accept that. 3 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,442 Everyone knows the country's full name is Outer Mongolia. 4 00:00:24,735 --> 00:00:26,215 You dumbass! 5 00:00:26,713 --> 00:00:29,047 Of course, as always, I would remind you 6 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:31,506 to phrase your responses in form of a question. 7 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,811 What are you? A dumbass? 8 00:00:34,878 --> 00:00:37,321 I'll take "Cars" for 200. 9 00:00:37,377 --> 00:00:40,717 Consumer advocate Ralph Nader called this sporty GM model 10 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:44,090 introduced in 1959 "Unsafe at any speed". 11 00:00:44,616 --> 00:00:46,398 What is a "Corvair"? 12 00:00:46,666 --> 00:00:48,666 Correct. Tabitha, you can control the board. 13 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:50,329 You dumbass! 14 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:55,083 I'll take "Health" for 400, Alex. 15 00:00:55,212 --> 00:00:56,781 Whether you are healthy or sick 16 00:00:56,799 --> 00:00:59,844 doctors agree you need a complete one of these once a year. 17 00:01:00,239 --> 00:01:01,957 What's a shower? 18 00:01:02,615 --> 00:01:05,566 Dude, if you have to ask you'll never know. 19 00:01:07,426 --> 00:01:10,146 I think "Love connection" is on channel 5. 20 00:01:12,131 --> 00:01:15,617 Okay, Tabitha, how much are you willing to wager on your knowledge of opera. 21 00:01:16,235 --> 00:01:18,255 I bet 10.000 dollars, Alex. 22 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:22,871 Cool! The battery's leaking acid. 23 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,967 That's not cool, dude. 24 00:01:26,106 --> 00:01:28,346 A new battery will cost two bucks at least. 25 00:01:37,775 --> 00:01:40,393 I don't know where we gonna get that kind of cash. 26 00:01:43,006 --> 00:01:47,753 - Cool! - Yeah, this is pretty cool. 27 00:01:48,161 --> 00:01:49,627 Hey Butt-Head, check it out. 28 00:01:59,613 --> 00:02:03,017 You screwing it up, assmunch! That's not how it goes. 29 00:02:04,265 --> 00:02:08,101 I didn't screw it up. You just don't know how to groove, white boy. 30 00:02:08,140 --> 00:02:12,049 - Beavis, don't make me smack you again. - Oh yeah. 31 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:29,355 Whoa! 32 00:02:30,544 --> 00:02:33,084 - Their faces are like, gold. - Yeah. 33 00:02:34,081 --> 00:02:36,414 Like that movie "Goldfinger". 34 00:02:37,384 --> 00:02:40,299 - Where they cover that chick in gold. - Yeah. 35 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,542 That was cool. 36 00:02:43,649 --> 00:02:48,842 Then at the end of the movie "007" takes that tattoo dude. 37 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:51,016 And put him in his suitcase 38 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:54,667 - and strings him up on a pool. - Yeah. 39 00:02:55,677 --> 00:02:58,465 And... and... you said pool. 40 00:03:08,076 --> 00:03:10,879 - These guys rock. - Yeah. 41 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:13,568 - And their hair is cool. - Yeah. 42 00:03:22,091 --> 00:03:24,826 - Did I mention that this was cool? - Yeah. 43 00:03:24,854 --> 00:03:26,768 This kicks butt! 44 00:03:32,301 --> 00:03:33,531 Hey Beavis, 45 00:03:33,674 --> 00:03:37,143 next car that comes down the street, you run in front of it, 46 00:03:37,188 --> 00:03:41,176 pretend to get hit. And then act like you hurt your liver or something. 47 00:03:41,383 --> 00:03:43,224 Yeah, cool! 48 00:03:44,453 --> 00:03:45,611 What for, dude? 49 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:47,722 I'll say I'm, like, your lawyer, 50 00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:51,073 and I'll tell the driver to, like, pay us off, so we don't sue. 51 00:03:51,755 --> 00:03:53,926 We could make ten bucks. 52 00:03:54,979 --> 00:03:56,259 We're there dude. 53 00:03:58,169 --> 00:04:00,209 Whoa, check it out. 54 00:04:04,636 --> 00:04:06,821 These are some cool wheels. 55 00:04:07,095 --> 00:04:10,493 I bet if we, like, had this kind of car, we could, you know... 56 00:04:11,221 --> 00:04:13,062 ...drive girls around in it. 57 00:04:13,499 --> 00:04:14,509 Cool! 58 00:04:15,573 --> 00:04:17,029 What for, dude? 59 00:04:19,616 --> 00:04:20,956 I don't know. 60 00:04:21,786 --> 00:04:25,021 You know, I bet whoever owns this car is loaded, dude. 61 00:04:25,077 --> 00:04:26,128 Yeah. 62 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:28,041 Loaded with money! 63 00:04:29,649 --> 00:04:32,451 Like the car? It's my pride and joy. 64 00:04:32,541 --> 00:04:35,609 - A 1959 Corvair. - Whoa! 65 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,412 Yes sir! I've sunk my entire nest egg into that car. 66 00:04:39,778 --> 00:04:43,187 Had to pull my kids out of school to pay for the upkeep, but it was worth it. 67 00:04:43,237 --> 00:04:44,244 Cool! 68 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,751 I got an idea. Maybe you kids like to wash it for me, huh? 69 00:04:48,858 --> 00:04:51,452 - I'll pay you 5 dollars. - We're there dude. 70 00:04:51,478 --> 00:04:52,522 Yeah. 71 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:55,334 Don't forget the detailing boys. 72 00:04:55,443 --> 00:04:58,282 I'm going out for a jog. Be back in an hour. 73 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,427 Whoa, maybe we should... 74 00:05:17,672 --> 00:05:19,472 ...dry it off now. 75 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:21,260 No way. 76 00:05:21,472 --> 00:05:24,212 I mean dry it off by driving it. 77 00:05:24,258 --> 00:05:26,769 The keys are in the car, dude. 78 00:05:27,168 --> 00:05:28,190 Cool! 79 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,892 Driving sucks! 80 00:05:57,059 --> 00:05:59,610 Cool, dude! We're burning up the road. 81 00:06:03,912 --> 00:06:05,724 Let's find the deer crossing. 82 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,629 We're there dude. 83 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:14,215 Yellow light Butt-Head, step on the gas. 84 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,991 Red light, dude, hit the break. 85 00:06:20,829 --> 00:06:21,858 Whoa! 86 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,212 Did you cut the cheese? 87 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,526 Asswipe. 88 00:06:42,633 --> 00:06:43,730 Cool! 89 00:06:48,586 --> 00:06:50,544 I'll do the talking dude. 90 00:06:53,366 --> 00:06:54,954 What a dork. 91 00:06:58,405 --> 00:07:00,002 What the hell... 92 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:04,929 Hey, pretend like... ...and touch your liver. 93 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:07,502 Yeah. 94 00:07:11,248 --> 00:07:12,773 My liver! My liver! 95 00:07:13,463 --> 00:07:15,444 - My liver! - Move it down, dude. 96 00:07:16,322 --> 00:07:18,198 Oh... yeah. 97 00:07:18,276 --> 00:07:19,811 My liver! My liver! 98 00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:22,549 My liver! 99 00:07:27,491 --> 00:07:28,556 No! 100 00:07:30,394 --> 00:07:32,059 Check this out! 101 00:07:34,403 --> 00:07:36,375 What a wuss! 102 00:07:44,679 --> 00:07:47,276 - Is that Bridget Fonda? - Yeah. 103 00:07:48,317 --> 00:07:50,898 "Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda!" 104 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:54,068 "My anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns, hun!" 105 00:08:01,457 --> 00:08:03,331 "I'm a cowboy". 106 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:08,567 Yeah, "Riding his steel horse, across the great wuss plains!" 107 00:08:12,945 --> 00:08:16,119 "Baby, I want you!". 108 00:08:17,595 --> 00:08:20,370 "Like the roses want the rain". 109 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,669 "Like the roses want the rain"? 110 00:08:24,384 --> 00:08:27,305 - That's stupid! - Yeah, yeah. 111 00:08:28,535 --> 00:08:29,848 Hey Butt-Head, 112 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,483 remember when these guys were cool? 113 00:08:33,996 --> 00:08:35,044 No. 114 00:08:37,608 --> 00:08:39,838 You probably like these guys! 115 00:08:41,189 --> 00:08:44,254 - Wuss! - Shut up, Butt-Head! I hate these guys! 116 00:08:45,322 --> 00:08:47,763 I was thinking of, like, somebody else... 117 00:09:03,105 --> 00:09:06,025 That's right! Just call the psychic friends network. 118 00:09:06,175 --> 00:09:10,487 For answers to all your questions about money, romance or your career. 119 00:09:10,981 --> 00:09:12,915 And if you call right know, 120 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:17,080 we'll include the 7th porcelain figurine Goldie Locks at no extra charge. 121 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:20,164 And one thing to remember 122 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:24,071 when braising turnips is not to let them over cook. 123 00:09:24,228 --> 00:09:28,504 I hate to think of such a delicious vegetable been spoiled by... 124 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:30,007 - Cool, dude - ...over cooking. 125 00:09:30,045 --> 00:09:31,618 This beats driving. 126 00:09:33,388 --> 00:09:34,474 Yeah. 127 00:09:42,990 --> 00:09:44,392 Ooh, baby! 128 00:09:45,665 --> 00:09:47,725 Do that thing you do! 129 00:09:48,527 --> 00:09:52,088 - This chick is hot! - Yeah. 130 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:03,431 I'd like her music a lot better, though, if she, like, 131 00:10:03,454 --> 00:10:05,826 - didn't wear as much clothes. - Yeah. 132 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:09,648 If she was, like, completely naked, I might go out and buy the album. 133 00:10:09,685 --> 00:10:10,709 Yeah. 134 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,648 She's got one of those ribbons that all the rock stars wear, 135 00:10:24,673 --> 00:10:26,956 - when they get an award. - Yeah. 136 00:10:27,273 --> 00:10:28,814 What are those things? 137 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:33,155 They're, like, these ribbons that they give you when you get one of those awards, 138 00:10:33,188 --> 00:10:36,457 - for, like, being rich or something. - Yeah. 139 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:38,873 Being rich is cool! 140 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,433 - If you're, like, rich... - Yeah. 141 00:10:41,473 --> 00:10:44,766 you can buy, like, fast cars and, like, houses and, 142 00:10:44,991 --> 00:10:46,928 like... ribbons. 143 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,677 Yeah. 144 00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:53,277 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 10294

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