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SCIENTIFIC STUFF

And that was the first time a teacher was shot into space.

Cool.

That was the most offensive science report I've ever heard.

How could you do such a thing?

Beavis helped me.

Yeah.

Well, you boys will just have to do another science project.

- But we are out of the firecrackers. - And this time I want

you to work with Daria Morgendorffer.

Our straight A student who won a science award last year.

But Mrs. Dickie.

Beavis and Butt-Head

are complete imbeciles! - Yeah, she's right.

No Daria, I'm sure this will be a learning experience for all concerned.

Oh no! We have to work with Diarrhea.

That chick is really hung.

That wasn't funny, dumbass.

How come they didn't want that dude back in Duran Duran?

'Cause he sucks.

This guy think he's, like, smart.

- Yeah, college music sucks. - Yeah.

I think it's only cool if you, like, go to college.

- This video is, like, complicated. - Yeah, it's stupid.

Whoa! Cult rules!

Yeah, these guys kick ass.

That would be cool if you could, like, watch this video over and over again.

Yeah, you could do that if you have one of those... those... CPRs.

Yeah, those things are cool.

Tattoos are cool.

Yeah. I wish I was born with a tattoo.

That would be cool.

No,dumbass, you aren't born with them.

You get them when you join the Navy.

Yeah, I'm gonna get one. That would be cool.

Yeah, you can have "I'm a wuss" tattooed across your butt.

Shut up, Butt-Head! I'll kick your ass!

- He's gonna poo on someone. - Yeah, that would be cool.

He's gonna poo.

It's her.

Hey Butt-Head.

Hey Diarr... I mean Daria.

You guys think of any new science projects?

Yeah, if pour salt you on a snail a lot of scientific stuff happens.

We could burn some ants.

We can have Butt-Head sit on a big glass jar and fart.

What's scientific about that?

Nothing 'till you light it.

Where does a person learn a skill like that?

Everything I know, I learned from my dad.

Yeah, me too.

Really? You both have the same dad?

We are not sure. It's possible.

I think I have an idea for our science report.

By changing the shape of my mouth, I create different vibrators.

Vibrations!

Vibrations.

That can be used to play a song.

My uncle taught me this trick, only he used a bat.

Thank you.

Here is something my dad taught me.

If you, like, take three deep breaths and then you blow on your thumb,

sometimes you pass out.

And so, we raise an age-old question.

Idiocy: genetic or environmental?

I think our examples of Beavis and Butt-Head indicate that both

are contributing factors.

I rest my case.

Yes! These guys are cool.

Oh, man! This part sucks.

Yeah, this song was cool 'till they started getting all wimpy.

For such a big muscular dude he shares things like a wuss.

Yeah.

Rock! Rock, dude!

Yes! It's about time they stopped being wimpy.

Whoa.

Come to Butt-Head.

Hey Beavis, would you let her hock a loogie on you?

Yeah, yeah. That would be cool.

Cool!

You guys were great.

I don't know anyone else willing to make such fools of themselves.

Hey Diarrhea.

- Yeah? - Do you, like, get periods?

Butt-Head, why don't you try this experiment?

Analyse the friction caused by digitally oscillating your wiener.

That was cool.

- Is this, like, satanic music? - No way dude, it's not cool enough.

If you play this backwards it says "This sucks".

Yeah.

These guys are from, like, Austria or something.

Yeah, like that crocodile dude, The Outback.

You said "out back".

Hey Butt-Head, check this out: "A dingo took our baby".

You said dingo.

What if a dingo bit off your dingle?

That would be cool.

No it wouldn't.

That would suck.

Hey Beavis, let's rock.

I wish I had an eye in my hand.

That would be cool.

Yeah, you could, like, reach around doors and look inside at people.

You said "reach around".

I love the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Yeah. They're cool.

Whoa! Did you see that?

- His shirt said "Mr. Bunghole". - Yeah.

"What is it?"

"What is it?"

Rain sucks.

I wish this video had, like, some explosions.

- That would be cool. - It does have some explosions.

Fairies grant wishes.

Shut up, ass wipe!

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