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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:52,922 --> 00:01:54,123 - Hi mommy. 4 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,057 Hi mom. 5 00:01:55,091 --> 00:01:57,026 - Hold on, we've got a poor connection. 6 00:01:57,059 --> 00:01:59,061 I know, us too. 7 00:01:59,095 --> 00:01:59,962 Okay, we're good now. 8 00:01:59,996 --> 00:02:00,763 Okay, good. 9 00:02:00,797 --> 00:02:01,974 - Wanna see a spaceship I built? 10 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:03,332 This is where they fly the ship. 11 00:02:03,365 --> 00:02:04,166 - Uh-huh. 12 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,243 - This is where they sleep, 13 00:02:05,267 --> 00:02:08,037 and this is where they go during meteor showers. 14 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:10,339 - Oh wow, that's so cool! 15 00:02:10,372 --> 00:02:11,717 Can you bring it to school so I can 16 00:02:11,741 --> 00:02:12,951 see it when I pick you up tomorrow? 17 00:02:12,975 --> 00:02:14,511 - Sure, great. 18 00:02:14,544 --> 00:02:15,688 - Wallace, when was the last time 19 00:02:15,712 --> 00:02:17,313 you brushed that hair? 20 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,815 - This morning. 21 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:21,551 - Did you brush your teeth this morning too? 22 00:02:21,584 --> 00:02:22,585 - Yes. 23 00:02:24,554 --> 00:02:26,455 Oh Wallace, don't hit your brother. 24 00:02:26,489 --> 00:02:28,224 - Come on. - I didn't, he hit me. 25 00:02:28,257 --> 00:02:29,626 - Did not! - Okay. 26 00:02:29,659 --> 00:02:30,560 You guys. 27 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:32,194 Do you wanna see what I made? 28 00:02:33,763 --> 00:02:36,132 You have such great new ones there. 29 00:02:36,165 --> 00:02:37,934 Thanks, which ones do you like? 30 00:02:37,967 --> 00:02:40,469 I can bring them to your house. 31 00:02:40,503 --> 00:02:41,871 I meant our house. 32 00:02:43,139 --> 00:02:45,141 Can I speak to your dad real quick? 33 00:02:45,174 --> 00:02:46,108 - Yeah, sure. 34 00:02:46,142 --> 00:02:48,110 Dad! 35 00:02:48,144 --> 00:02:49,378 - Hi. - What's going on? 36 00:02:50,513 --> 00:02:51,814 Hi, how are ya? 37 00:02:51,848 --> 00:02:53,115 - Hi, good. 38 00:02:53,149 --> 00:02:55,117 Tim, you forgot his guitar. 39 00:02:55,151 --> 00:02:56,361 Sometimes I feel like I'm the only 40 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,554 one on top of these things. 41 00:02:57,587 --> 00:03:00,122 - Sorry Abigail, I spaced. - Okay great. 42 00:03:00,156 --> 00:03:01,834 - It won't happen again. - So it won't be a problem? 43 00:03:01,858 --> 00:03:02,692 No problem. 44 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,326 - Okay. - Okay, listen. 45 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,862 Luke and Wally it's your bath time. 46 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:06,905 Say goodbye to your mama... 47 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:07,697 - No! 48 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:08,531 - Say goodbye! 49 00:03:08,565 --> 00:03:10,032 It's your bath time! 50 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:13,836 - So I'll see you guys tomorrow at pick up right? 51 00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:14,804 Okay. 52 00:03:14,837 --> 00:03:16,305 Love you Wallace, love you Luke. 53 00:03:16,338 --> 00:03:17,273 - Love you mom! 54 00:03:17,306 --> 00:03:18,507 - Bye! - Love you! 55 00:04:46,595 --> 00:04:48,497 Hi, Benjamin. 56 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:49,531 - Hi. 57 00:04:54,303 --> 00:04:56,238 - So we have a lot in common. 58 00:04:57,539 --> 00:04:58,675 - Oh, yeah? 59 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:01,177 - Yeah. 60 00:05:05,815 --> 00:05:08,384 So do you really like to cuddle? 61 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:10,887 - Excuse me? 62 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:11,721 - 'Cause I do. 63 00:05:11,754 --> 00:05:13,131 I mean I actually do like to cuddle, 64 00:05:13,155 --> 00:05:14,891 but I think then some people just say that 65 00:05:14,924 --> 00:05:17,493 'cause they wanna seem cuddlier. 66 00:05:19,762 --> 00:05:22,631 I mean, a lot of people really don't like cuddling. 67 00:05:22,665 --> 00:05:26,969 It's like a morbid fear of physical contact and intimacy. 68 00:05:27,837 --> 00:05:31,040 In general, they just try to destroy it 69 00:05:31,073 --> 00:05:34,610 like it's a wave that breaks apart before it crests. 70 00:05:34,643 --> 00:05:35,678 - So you surf? 71 00:05:36,979 --> 00:05:37,947 - Yeah. 72 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:41,017 And I'm only ever truly at peace in the water. 73 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,051 - Oh. 74 00:05:43,219 --> 00:05:44,663 - I'm kidding, I'm completely kidding. 75 00:05:44,687 --> 00:05:46,488 I'm not a surfer, no. 76 00:05:46,522 --> 00:05:48,390 I've been a couple times, pretty fun. 77 00:05:48,424 --> 00:05:51,127 - Yeah well, fun is overrated. 78 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,395 - It's so overrated. 79 00:05:53,429 --> 00:05:56,165 It kinda does beat staying at home and weeping though. 80 00:05:57,299 --> 00:05:58,968 You should try it sometime. 81 00:05:59,001 --> 00:05:59,836 - Fun? 82 00:05:59,869 --> 00:06:02,004 - No, no, surfing. 83 00:06:02,038 --> 00:06:03,039 - Oh. 84 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:05,041 Yeah, maybe I will. 85 00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:08,010 - Gosh, I'm a little thrown. 86 00:06:08,044 --> 00:06:10,579 I'm sorry, you're a lot more beautiful than the... 87 00:06:13,983 --> 00:06:14,984 Okay, wait. 88 00:06:16,218 --> 00:06:18,320 This is you, right? 89 00:06:19,756 --> 00:06:21,190 Right? 90 00:06:21,223 --> 00:06:22,224 - Yeah. 91 00:06:23,059 --> 00:06:23,826 Yeah. 92 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:24,861 Yes. 93 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:26,595 I'm sorry. 94 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,331 I'm Abigail. 95 00:06:29,365 --> 00:06:30,299 - Very nice to meet you. - Hi. 96 00:06:30,332 --> 00:06:31,133 Benjamin. 97 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:32,601 - Benjamin, that's right. - Right. 98 00:06:32,634 --> 00:06:34,003 Yeah, my. 99 00:06:34,036 --> 00:06:35,037 That's, 100 00:06:35,738 --> 00:06:37,606 oh that's a long story. 101 00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:39,508 - It's not, my friend did that. - You didn't. 102 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:40,509 - Yeah. - I see. 103 00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:41,277 Well is it okay if I get a drink? 104 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:42,244 - Yes, please do. - With you? 105 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:43,112 - Please get a drink. - That's all right? 106 00:06:43,145 --> 00:06:45,815 Yes, and let's start over. 107 00:06:46,816 --> 00:06:49,051 And then you can fight things like fracking. 108 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:50,519 - Yeah, I love to fight a fracker. 109 00:06:50,552 --> 00:06:51,553 - Right? 110 00:06:52,488 --> 00:06:53,956 - Shit. 111 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:54,991 Shit! 112 00:06:55,691 --> 00:06:56,692 Oh no. 113 00:06:58,895 --> 00:06:59,796 - What? 114 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:02,098 - I know how this is gonna end already. 115 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,199 - Oh. 116 00:07:03,232 --> 00:07:04,100 - Yeah. - Really? 117 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,034 It's gonna end badly. 118 00:07:05,067 --> 00:07:06,535 It's gonna end tragically. 119 00:07:07,503 --> 00:07:08,971 Yeah. 120 00:07:09,005 --> 00:07:09,972 It's really sad. 121 00:07:10,006 --> 00:07:11,440 - That is sad. 122 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,308 - I know, it's unavoidable. 123 00:07:12,341 --> 00:07:13,819 I mean, it's gonna start out so sweet. 124 00:07:13,843 --> 00:07:16,612 Like unbelievably sweet love of your life sweet, 125 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,949 for a while, and then stress from outside forces 126 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,151 we can't predict is gonna get the better of us. 127 00:07:22,184 --> 00:07:24,153 And then we'll just slowly devolve 128 00:07:24,186 --> 00:07:25,888 and then suddenly into this shock 129 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:28,057 and awe style of war of attrition. 130 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:31,327 And then just before we've completely destroyed each other, 131 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,895 there's gonna be this brief rest bit of 132 00:07:32,929 --> 00:07:35,865 calm, pure, perfect love. 133 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:38,767 Then, something from the past 134 00:07:38,801 --> 00:07:41,170 that was set in motion a long time ago, 135 00:07:41,203 --> 00:07:44,006 some like minor but irreversible mistake 136 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,117 is gonna get the better of us 137 00:07:45,141 --> 00:07:46,551 and then there's not gonna be any turning back, 138 00:07:46,575 --> 00:07:50,379 and we'll just devolve into this horrible like, 139 00:07:50,412 --> 00:07:53,916 one more night please, kind of sex. 140 00:07:54,884 --> 00:07:57,820 Eventually we'll just get exhausted by all the drama. 141 00:07:57,854 --> 00:07:59,989 But then, I think in spite of ourselves 142 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,958 we become really really close friends 143 00:08:01,991 --> 00:08:03,792 and then of course one of us dies 144 00:08:03,826 --> 00:08:05,161 before we tie the knot. 145 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,806 - I just assumed one of us would sleep with someone else 146 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:09,598 and ruin the whole thing. 147 00:08:09,631 --> 00:08:10,432 - You mean me. 148 00:08:10,466 --> 00:08:11,267 - Yeah. 149 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:12,201 - Yeah. 150 00:08:12,234 --> 00:08:13,936 Look, we need to. 151 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:14,770 I know what we need to do. 152 00:08:14,803 --> 00:08:16,305 - What? - We gotta take precautions. 153 00:08:16,338 --> 00:08:17,806 - Precautions? - Yeah. 154 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,608 Precautions. 155 00:08:19,641 --> 00:08:20,709 10 things. 156 00:08:20,742 --> 00:08:23,345 10 things we should do before we break up. 157 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:26,182 - So if it's doomed, why even bother? 158 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:27,392 - Well, it doesn't have to be doomed, 159 00:08:27,416 --> 00:08:30,853 this just all depends on how you feel about it. 160 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:31,888 Number one. 161 00:08:31,921 --> 00:08:35,791 Okay, get to at least second base in a taxi 162 00:08:35,824 --> 00:08:37,359 while crossing a bridge. 163 00:08:37,393 --> 00:08:39,128 - What are you, 12? 164 00:08:39,161 --> 00:08:40,472 - I was testing the waters, okay... 165 00:08:40,496 --> 00:08:43,765 - Okay, number two, read the Sunday times 166 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:44,666 in bed cover to cover. 167 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:45,834 - Cover to cover. 168 00:08:46,969 --> 00:08:48,146 - Okay, just the travel section. 169 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:49,605 We can pick places we wanna go, 170 00:08:49,638 --> 00:08:51,707 and plan trips and never go on them. 171 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,376 - Okay, well then number three, this is for you. 172 00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:56,012 Learn to surf. 173 00:08:56,045 --> 00:08:59,115 - Number four, walk on a deserted beach. 174 00:08:59,148 --> 00:09:00,649 - I think that's a little bit obvious. 175 00:09:00,682 --> 00:09:03,385 What if we like make out in an empty swimming pool. 176 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:06,288 Or actually could we ride on 177 00:09:06,322 --> 00:09:08,290 all the elevated trains in Brooklyn? 178 00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:09,858 - That's oddly specific. 179 00:09:09,892 --> 00:09:11,627 - Yeah, it's sort of a buried memory. 180 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:14,663 It's the last thing me and my dad ever did together. 181 00:09:14,696 --> 00:09:15,932 Oh, that's sad. 182 00:09:15,965 --> 00:09:18,100 - Okay, let's move on, number five. 183 00:09:18,134 --> 00:09:19,868 Scream at each other. 184 00:09:19,902 --> 00:09:22,004 - Number six, hold each other and cry. 185 00:09:22,038 --> 00:09:23,105 - Oh! No! 186 00:09:23,139 --> 00:09:24,140 We're breaking up now! 187 00:09:24,173 --> 00:09:25,007 We gotta hurry up! 188 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:28,010 Number seven, kiss and make up. 189 00:09:28,044 --> 00:09:29,484 And I think we should do like kissing 190 00:09:29,511 --> 00:09:31,147 for 10 solid minutes. 191 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:33,282 - Okay, number eight, 192 00:09:33,315 --> 00:09:35,051 get married and have a child. 193 00:09:35,084 --> 00:09:36,185 - Oh, oh, a child? 194 00:09:37,153 --> 00:09:37,954 Yeah, it... 195 00:09:37,987 --> 00:09:39,688 - What if I don't wanna have kids? 196 00:09:40,756 --> 00:09:42,858 - Well then that would be a deal breaker for me. 197 00:09:42,891 --> 00:09:44,660 - Come on, kids are creepy. 198 00:09:44,693 --> 00:09:45,561 - Kids are creepy? 199 00:09:45,594 --> 00:09:46,828 - Yeah, you know, 200 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:47,930 they're like intense. 201 00:09:49,198 --> 00:09:51,433 Okay, okay, number nine, nine, say I'm sorry. 202 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:52,801 - Number 10, say goodbye. 203 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:53,635 - No, no, no! 204 00:09:53,669 --> 00:09:54,937 Come on, let's talk about this. 205 00:09:54,971 --> 00:09:55,938 - I can't. 206 00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:56,772 Why not? 207 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:57,873 - 'Cause I have to go. 208 00:09:59,508 --> 00:10:00,977 - Please don't. 209 00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:02,811 - What if I feel strongly about kids? 210 00:10:02,844 --> 00:10:04,880 - You feel strongly about having kids with me? 211 00:10:04,913 --> 00:10:05,747 - No, that's not... 212 00:10:05,781 --> 00:10:08,050 - No, I mean, wow, that's really sexy. 213 00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:10,319 I really have to think about that. 214 00:10:12,521 --> 00:10:14,490 Come on, I'm not ready to say goodbye. 215 00:10:14,523 --> 00:10:15,533 - But we did all these great things 216 00:10:15,557 --> 00:10:17,059 and then it fell apart. 217 00:10:17,093 --> 00:10:18,570 - Yeah, but the whole point of the list 218 00:10:18,594 --> 00:10:20,396 is to keep it from falling apart. 219 00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:21,230 - No, no. 220 00:10:21,263 --> 00:10:22,698 You said it was inevitable. 221 00:10:23,532 --> 00:10:25,301 - It doesn't have to be inevitable. 222 00:10:28,537 --> 00:10:30,139 Look, let's get out of here. 223 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,207 - Where are we going? 224 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,378 - I know this really beautiful bridge. 225 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:41,803 Hey. 226 00:12:41,837 --> 00:12:44,005 - So what do you wanna do? 227 00:13:16,538 --> 00:13:18,307 Mommy, do you need some help? 228 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,341 - No. 229 00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:30,552 Fuck. 230 00:13:34,256 --> 00:13:35,424 Fucking thing. 231 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:48,504 - Hey. 232 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,338 - Hi. 233 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,739 - I'm not late, right? - Oh no. 234 00:13:53,642 --> 00:13:54,443 It's good to see you. 235 00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:55,377 - It's good to see you. 236 00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:56,345 - How are you? 237 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,379 - Good, good. 238 00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:58,580 Not great, but... 239 00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:01,217 - No? 240 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,219 - No, I just, I think I missed you. 241 00:14:06,422 --> 00:14:08,023 What's new with you? 242 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,057 - Nothing much. 243 00:14:11,693 --> 00:14:12,494 - Cool. 244 00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:13,495 - Yeah. 245 00:14:13,529 --> 00:14:14,463 Are you hungry? 246 00:14:14,496 --> 00:14:15,897 - Totally. 247 00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:19,535 So, there was actually something 248 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,702 I wanted to tell you. 249 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,180 No, I think I know what you're gonna say. 250 00:14:22,204 --> 00:14:23,472 I can explain... 251 00:14:23,505 --> 00:14:24,506 - I'm pregnant. 252 00:14:26,342 --> 00:14:27,343 - What? 253 00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:30,979 - I'm pregnant and I have two kids. 254 00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:34,316 - You're pregnant with twins? 255 00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,684 - No, no, no. 256 00:14:35,717 --> 00:14:37,686 I'm pregnant with your child 257 00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:39,755 and I already have two kids at home. 258 00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:44,159 Are you okay? 259 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:50,566 - I think I'm actually having a panic attack. 260 00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:55,337 - Deep breaths. 261 00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:01,777 - I'm so sorry. 262 00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:02,611 - It's okay. 263 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:04,646 - That really sucks. 264 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,747 - Yeah. 265 00:15:07,649 --> 00:15:09,818 - I would've been a good one, huh? 266 00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:13,522 - What do you mean, would've been? 267 00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:16,325 I haven't decided what I'm gonna do yet. 268 00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:17,793 - Oh. 269 00:15:17,826 --> 00:15:20,896 Of course, I don't get a say in it, right? 270 00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:21,930 - No. 271 00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:23,932 Technically you do. 272 00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,269 - Are you like pro-choice 273 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:28,103 - or no? - Yeah. 274 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,271 No, I am pro-choice. 275 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:30,772 I just, you know, 276 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,007 now that I have my kids, 277 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,043 it just complicates things. 278 00:15:35,076 --> 00:15:37,212 - Wow, this is just, I'm sorry. 279 00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:39,481 It's just bringing up a lot of stuff for me. 280 00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:40,349 - I'm guessing you don't have a 281 00:15:40,382 --> 00:15:41,893 healthy relationship with your parents? 282 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:44,686 - No, I don't have a healthy relationship with anybody. 283 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,525 - Okay, well, I wanted to let you know. 284 00:15:49,558 --> 00:15:52,361 And I'll be considering all my options. 285 00:15:52,394 --> 00:15:54,129 - No, what do you mean? 286 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:54,996 - You know what I mean. 287 00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:57,165 - No, please, be very specific about. 288 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,801 - Either having an abortion 289 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,770 or raising the child myself. 290 00:16:01,803 --> 00:16:04,205 - No, don't, don't, don't say that. 291 00:16:04,239 --> 00:16:05,040 - Why? 292 00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:06,508 - Because I'm almost 40-years-old 293 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:09,044 and I don't wanna be a deadbeat dad. 294 00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:11,146 - Listen, I'm not asking you to be the dad. 295 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,180 So... 296 00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:16,184 - I really don't like how this conversation is going. 297 00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:17,819 - I don't either. 298 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,055 - Hey, listen, I don't respond well to threats. 299 00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:21,623 - It's not a threat! 300 00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:23,792 - Did you do this on purpose or? 301 00:16:23,825 --> 00:16:26,695 - That is a really really stupid thing to say. 302 00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:28,630 - Well, yeah, I'm damaged. 303 00:16:28,664 --> 00:16:30,966 I'm stupid, I'm fucked up, I told you that. 304 00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:32,267 I warned you about that. 305 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,202 I mean, I drink too much. 306 00:16:34,235 --> 00:16:35,837 I was drunk! 307 00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:37,806 - Yeah. 308 00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:39,684 I knew you were gonna say that. 309 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,676 I was drunk too. 310 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,611 - Yeah, well you weren't as drunk as I was. 311 00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:44,145 - Actually, I was wasted. 312 00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:45,457 It was the first time in three years 313 00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:47,349 I had more than two glasses of wine at a time. 314 00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:49,017 - Oh my god, I don't love you. 315 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,218 - I don't love you. 316 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:53,555 - You know what, this is gonna screw up your entire life. 317 00:16:53,589 --> 00:16:56,492 Know one is gonna wanna be with a single mother of three. 318 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,729 - All right. 319 00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:02,297 You know, I knew you had issues, 320 00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,866 but I didn't realize you were a fucking sociopath! 321 00:17:06,368 --> 00:17:07,769 - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 322 00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:08,846 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that 323 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:09,671 I'm just in shock. 324 00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:11,306 This is terrifying. 325 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:14,843 Please, please, please, please let me apologize to you. 326 00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:15,877 Please? 327 00:17:17,813 --> 00:17:18,714 Can we just, 328 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,348 can we just talk about this? 329 00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:47,485 - Are you one of those guys who has to have like, 330 00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:49,144 really expensive pillows? 331 00:17:50,679 --> 00:17:52,648 - I am particular, I'm not fastidious. 332 00:17:53,815 --> 00:17:56,084 - You seem to spend a lot of time on your hair. 333 00:17:57,085 --> 00:17:59,521 - Do you always brush your teeth with your mouth open? 334 00:18:00,656 --> 00:18:01,999 - I don't brush my teeth with my mouth open. 335 00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:03,324 - Yeah you do, I remember. 336 00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:06,462 How do you keep the toothpaste from going everywhere? 337 00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:08,263 - That's never really been a problem. 338 00:18:10,031 --> 00:18:12,468 - We really don't know each other at all. 339 00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:14,302 - Wait, is that something you break up 340 00:18:14,335 --> 00:18:15,537 with someone over? 341 00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:17,205 - I don't know, maybe. 342 00:18:17,238 --> 00:18:19,216 - I don't think I can be with someone so arbitrary. 343 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,342 So anal. 344 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:22,644 - What's wrong with anal? 345 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,515 - You're also much more immature than most men. 346 00:18:26,548 --> 00:18:27,649 - I am. 347 00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:30,051 And that's why I'd be a really good playmate with kids. 348 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,022 I don't know. 349 00:18:34,055 --> 00:18:35,223 Maybe, 350 00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,160 if we don't try, 351 00:18:39,194 --> 00:18:40,529 we'll never know for sure. 352 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:43,207 - I thought you were talking me out of this? 353 00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:44,332 - Well, I'm an idiot. 354 00:18:44,365 --> 00:18:46,668 I'm 38-years-old, I've never had a relationship 355 00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,169 that's lasted more than six months. 356 00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:49,204 I just... 357 00:18:51,239 --> 00:18:53,041 I think you should consider having the baby. 358 00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:54,543 - I am considering having the baby. 359 00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:55,511 - I think you should consider 360 00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:56,845 having the baby with me. 361 00:18:59,214 --> 00:19:00,215 I think I can do it. 362 00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:06,655 - Oh I gotta go. 363 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:07,489 - Please don't go. 364 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,024 - No, I really do. 365 00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:10,358 Kids 366 00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:11,727 get to the house at noon. 367 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,664 - We have to go on a real date. 368 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,032 - Are you asking me or telling me? 369 00:19:17,065 --> 00:19:18,600 - Abigail, please go out with me. 370 00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:19,835 - Sure, when? 371 00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:23,471 - Friday, Saturday night? 372 00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:24,439 - Well I have the kids this weekend, 373 00:19:24,472 --> 00:19:25,841 so I'd have to get a babysitter. 374 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,275 - Okay, Friday then. 375 00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:28,777 - Okay, great. 376 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,112 - And now all we have to do is fall in love. 377 00:19:31,146 --> 00:19:34,015 Ha! 378 00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:40,989 Okay, they know the drill. 379 00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:42,624 Bed, bath, books. 380 00:19:42,658 --> 00:19:45,393 If they're good, then they can watch a movie or something. 381 00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:46,528 - I got this. 382 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:47,362 - Right. 383 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,830 Have fun, no candy. 384 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,166 - Yeah, no. 385 00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:52,167 Of course not. 386 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,635 Bye. 387 00:19:53,669 --> 00:19:55,203 - Hey, you got a bike? 388 00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:57,138 - Yeah. 389 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,674 You wanna go for a ride? 390 00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:02,310 Where are we going? 391 00:20:14,856 --> 00:20:15,791 What do you think? 392 00:20:15,824 --> 00:20:17,392 It's beautiful. 393 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,694 - Right? - Yeah. 394 00:20:20,195 --> 00:20:22,030 Do you come here a lot? 395 00:20:22,063 --> 00:20:23,098 I come here often. 396 00:20:23,131 --> 00:20:24,833 It's a good place to hide the bodies. 397 00:20:27,002 --> 00:20:28,003 - No. 398 00:20:29,404 --> 00:20:32,974 So, tell me about yourself. 399 00:20:33,008 --> 00:20:34,142 - Oh, this is weird. 400 00:20:34,175 --> 00:20:35,043 - Yeah, I know. 401 00:20:35,076 --> 00:20:37,178 We gotta do it though, right? 402 00:20:37,212 --> 00:20:39,114 What are you like? 403 00:20:39,147 --> 00:20:41,149 - Oh, well, 404 00:20:41,182 --> 00:20:43,151 I have an embryo with your sperm 405 00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:44,352 and my egg inside of me 406 00:20:44,385 --> 00:20:46,888 and I don't know your middle name. 407 00:20:46,922 --> 00:20:48,323 - Jacob. 408 00:20:48,356 --> 00:20:49,357 - Rose. 409 00:20:50,659 --> 00:20:52,327 Where'd you grow up? 410 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,361 - Maryland. 411 00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:55,764 - Are you 412 00:20:57,098 --> 00:20:58,166 close with your family? 413 00:20:58,199 --> 00:20:59,167 - Nope. 414 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,368 - Do you talk to your dad? 415 00:21:00,401 --> 00:21:01,670 - No. 416 00:21:01,703 --> 00:21:03,872 - Do you talk to your mom? 417 00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:05,273 - No. 418 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,675 - An aunt? 419 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:07,508 - No. 420 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:08,376 - No family? 421 00:21:08,409 --> 00:21:09,611 - Uh-uh. 422 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,313 I'm gonna need a little help on the family front actually. 423 00:21:12,347 --> 00:21:15,216 I'm sure that you'll have a lot of good tips. 424 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,551 - I am full of good tips. 425 00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:18,586 - Yeah, you seem like a really good mom. 426 00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:21,923 - Thank you. 427 00:21:26,427 --> 00:21:27,896 - I'm gonna climb that. 428 00:21:27,929 --> 00:21:28,930 - What? 429 00:21:30,531 --> 00:21:32,167 No, no, no, no, no. 430 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,001 No. 431 00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:35,336 Stand back. 432 00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:36,805 - You're gonna get arrested. 433 00:21:38,073 --> 00:21:40,508 I plead guilty your honor! 434 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:43,578 I led an interesting life! 435 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,515 Made a couple mistakes! 436 00:21:52,087 --> 00:21:53,088 - Ah! 437 00:22:01,062 --> 00:22:02,530 - I'm going for a swim. 438 00:22:02,563 --> 00:22:03,564 - What? 439 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,001 All right, me too. 440 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,035 - Yeah? 441 00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:10,672 - Thank you. 442 00:22:15,176 --> 00:22:17,112 This is so cool. 443 00:22:17,145 --> 00:22:18,146 - Right? 444 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,215 - It's really quiet. 445 00:22:27,689 --> 00:22:28,523 - It's nice in here. 446 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,557 - Yeah. 447 00:22:38,099 --> 00:22:39,100 You're nuts. 448 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:40,902 - Yeah. 449 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,217 I'm not the one having a baby 450 00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,343 with a guy I barely know. 451 00:22:48,376 --> 00:22:49,377 - That's true. 452 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,546 That is true. 453 00:22:56,718 --> 00:22:58,720 - You were really considering having it? 454 00:22:59,554 --> 00:23:00,756 - I haven't decided yet. 455 00:23:07,328 --> 00:23:11,699 - Well what do you think you're gonna do? 456 00:23:13,634 --> 00:23:15,570 - I don't know what we're gonna do. 457 00:23:39,928 --> 00:23:44,933 - Well, I really like floating here with you. 458 00:23:47,869 --> 00:23:51,139 - I really like floating here with you. 459 00:24:27,909 --> 00:24:28,910 Kate. 460 00:24:31,312 --> 00:24:32,147 - Hi. 461 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:32,981 - Hi. 462 00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:33,815 - How did it go? 463 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:34,916 - Good, good. 464 00:24:36,384 --> 00:24:37,185 - Is he here? 465 00:24:37,218 --> 00:24:38,153 - Yeah. 466 00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:39,520 - He's here. 467 00:24:39,554 --> 00:24:40,521 - Could you please? 468 00:24:40,555 --> 00:24:42,023 - It's so exciting. 469 00:24:42,057 --> 00:24:43,458 - Are you stoned? 470 00:24:43,491 --> 00:24:44,292 - Yeah! 471 00:24:44,325 --> 00:24:45,193 - That's what I thought. 472 00:24:45,226 --> 00:24:47,728 Okay, we're gonna go upstairs. 473 00:25:10,818 --> 00:25:11,619 Oh, Ben, Ben! 474 00:25:11,652 --> 00:25:13,154 You gotta go. 475 00:25:13,188 --> 00:25:13,989 What? 476 00:25:14,022 --> 00:25:14,822 - My kids are gonna be awake soon. 477 00:25:14,856 --> 00:25:15,723 You have to go. 478 00:25:15,756 --> 00:25:16,992 - Can I meet 'em? 479 00:25:17,025 --> 00:25:18,793 - No, no, no, you gotta go. 480 00:25:18,826 --> 00:25:19,627 He hit me. 481 00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:21,196 Shit, the kids are up! 482 00:25:22,163 --> 00:25:23,174 - We have to start doing this 483 00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:24,976 - in a more methodical way. - Mom, Luke hit me! 484 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,034 Okay, okay, we will. 485 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:26,868 Yes you did! 486 00:25:26,902 --> 00:25:27,835 You know you did! 487 00:25:27,869 --> 00:25:29,704 - Don't lie about it! - Hold on a sec guys! 488 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,272 I'm just getting changed! 489 00:25:31,306 --> 00:25:32,507 - I just think it'll be great 490 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:34,876 to meet them before we get to the hospital. 491 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:35,944 Shit! 492 00:25:35,977 --> 00:25:36,978 Mom! 493 00:25:37,979 --> 00:25:39,114 - Guys, - you hit me! 494 00:25:39,147 --> 00:25:40,949 Go to your room and I will be right there. 495 00:25:40,982 --> 00:25:42,183 Okay, but hurry up! 496 00:25:42,217 --> 00:25:43,885 Ben, you will meet them. 497 00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:44,685 - When? 498 00:25:44,719 --> 00:25:45,786 When it's right. 499 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:47,198 Well we're working on a deadline here. 500 00:25:47,222 --> 00:25:48,499 - I am not comfortable introducing 501 00:25:48,523 --> 00:25:49,666 you to my children right now. 502 00:25:49,690 --> 00:25:52,127 - I just don't think I can commit to anything 503 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,395 until I see that they can commit to me too. 504 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,966 Look, you have until 16 weeks to termination, 505 00:25:57,999 --> 00:25:59,600 - state of New York. - Jesus! 506 00:25:59,634 --> 00:26:01,669 We'll talk about this, I promise. 507 00:26:01,702 --> 00:26:03,504 Just not right now. 508 00:26:03,538 --> 00:26:05,373 Right now, I'm gonna go into their bedroom, 509 00:26:05,406 --> 00:26:06,841 when you hear the door close, 510 00:26:06,874 --> 00:26:08,543 will you please let yourself out? 511 00:26:08,576 --> 00:26:09,377 Okay. 512 00:26:09,410 --> 00:26:10,611 - Quietly. 513 00:26:10,645 --> 00:26:11,646 - I love you. 514 00:26:12,547 --> 00:26:14,149 I'm sorry, I don't know what... 515 00:26:15,516 --> 00:26:16,717 But I do. 516 00:26:16,751 --> 00:26:17,752 I meant it. 517 00:26:18,987 --> 00:26:20,488 All right! 518 00:26:20,521 --> 00:26:21,822 Let's go to the farmer's market, 519 00:26:21,856 --> 00:26:23,724 I want a donut. 520 00:26:23,758 --> 00:26:24,825 Me too. 521 00:26:24,859 --> 00:26:26,161 Me three. 522 00:26:26,194 --> 00:26:27,728 Luke you get back here! 523 00:26:27,762 --> 00:26:28,863 Luke! 524 00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:29,897 Mommy. 525 00:26:31,199 --> 00:26:32,567 There's a man in our house. 526 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:36,671 - So, this is Ben, 527 00:26:36,704 --> 00:26:38,106 and this is Wallace, - Wallace. 528 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,640 - And Luke. - Luke. 529 00:26:40,841 --> 00:26:41,642 Cool. 530 00:26:41,676 --> 00:26:42,877 Donut, anyone? 531 00:26:42,910 --> 00:26:43,778 - No thanks. 532 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:44,545 - I'm good. 533 00:26:44,579 --> 00:26:45,580 - Thank you. 534 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,616 - So why don't you tell me 535 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,685 a little about yourselves. 536 00:26:50,718 --> 00:26:53,321 - You sound like a talk show host. 537 00:26:53,354 --> 00:26:56,057 - You guys like making paper planes or 538 00:26:58,193 --> 00:26:59,327 something that I've. 539 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,861 This is one of my favorite things 540 00:27:00,895 --> 00:27:03,898 when I was a... 541 00:27:03,931 --> 00:27:07,502 What do you guys do in your spare time? 542 00:27:07,535 --> 00:27:08,536 - Stuff. 543 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,706 - And what kind of stuff? 544 00:27:11,739 --> 00:27:13,041 - Kid stuff. 545 00:27:13,074 --> 00:27:14,342 - Wallace loves to dance. 546 00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:18,646 - So what kind of dance? 547 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:20,781 - Ballet, modern, and hip-hop. 548 00:27:20,815 --> 00:27:21,892 - In fact, isn't it visiting day soon 549 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,384 at your dance class? 550 00:27:24,986 --> 00:27:25,987 - Could I go? 551 00:27:26,754 --> 00:27:28,556 - Probably not. 552 00:27:28,589 --> 00:27:29,590 Wallace. 553 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,428 - I sure love to dance myself. 554 00:27:40,235 --> 00:27:41,336 You guys like music? 555 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,439 - Doesn't everyone? 556 00:27:44,472 --> 00:27:46,941 - Not everyone, not everyone likes music. 557 00:27:46,974 --> 00:27:48,143 The deaf for... 558 00:27:50,845 --> 00:27:54,349 So what kind of music do girls your age really like? 559 00:27:54,382 --> 00:27:55,683 - Good music. 560 00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:00,555 - You like girls? 561 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:03,024 - He's seven. 562 00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:03,958 - Oh. 563 00:28:03,991 --> 00:28:07,362 Most kids show proclivity at five or six. 564 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,230 - Girls are gross. 565 00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:10,231 - That's a shame. 566 00:28:10,265 --> 00:28:12,700 I know a place we could meet a lot of cute ones. 567 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,001 - All right, well, 568 00:28:14,035 --> 00:28:15,770 - that was so fun. - All right! 569 00:28:15,803 --> 00:28:17,172 - So much fun. - Great! 570 00:28:17,205 --> 00:28:18,773 - Right? - So nice to meet you guys. 571 00:28:18,806 --> 00:28:20,141 Thank you for the donuts. 572 00:28:20,175 --> 00:28:23,044 We should do this again some time. 573 00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:24,612 - Or tomorrow, or the next day, 574 00:28:24,645 --> 00:28:26,614 - or every day, or forever. - Or never. 575 00:28:26,647 --> 00:28:27,815 - Oh great. - Wallace. 576 00:28:29,717 --> 00:28:30,518 Great. 577 00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:31,452 - Great. 578 00:28:31,486 --> 00:28:32,496 - All right, see ya later! - Bye Benjamin. 579 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,588 Bye, bye guys! 580 00:28:33,621 --> 00:28:35,661 - So nice to meet you! - Bye, thanks for the donuts. 581 00:28:47,168 --> 00:28:49,270 So what'd you think? 582 00:28:49,304 --> 00:28:50,371 - He was all right. 583 00:28:50,405 --> 00:28:51,672 - I hated him. 584 00:28:51,706 --> 00:28:53,174 - Yeah, I could tell. 585 00:28:54,409 --> 00:28:56,477 It sounds like he passed the first test. 586 00:28:56,511 --> 00:28:57,678 - Ugh, barely. 587 00:29:00,548 --> 00:29:03,084 - Can I ask the obvious question? 588 00:29:04,219 --> 00:29:05,220 Yeah. 589 00:29:06,154 --> 00:29:08,789 - Why are you so opposed to an... 590 00:29:08,823 --> 00:29:09,724 - An abortion? - Yeah. 591 00:29:09,757 --> 00:29:10,558 I'm not. 592 00:29:10,591 --> 00:29:11,392 I'm all for it. 593 00:29:11,426 --> 00:29:13,461 - So why aren't you considering it? 594 00:29:13,494 --> 00:29:14,329 - I am. 595 00:29:14,362 --> 00:29:16,331 - It doesn't seem like you are. 596 00:29:16,364 --> 00:29:17,365 - I am. 597 00:29:18,866 --> 00:29:19,867 I wanna 598 00:29:20,535 --> 00:29:22,470 make sure I'm certain 599 00:29:23,704 --> 00:29:24,705 before I go. 600 00:29:27,175 --> 00:29:28,609 Kate! 601 00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:30,278 I'm ferociously pro-choice. 602 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:31,846 - It doesn't seem like you are. 603 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,316 - I've had one before. 604 00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:38,986 Early in my marriage to Tim. 605 00:29:39,019 --> 00:29:41,389 We were young, just starting out our careers, 606 00:29:41,422 --> 00:29:43,691 it wasn't the right time so I had one 607 00:29:43,724 --> 00:29:45,793 and it was no big deal. 608 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:49,597 But it's different now that I've had my kids, you know? 609 00:29:51,065 --> 00:29:54,235 Knowing what I know now, it's just more complicated. 610 00:29:55,069 --> 00:29:56,204 - What do you know now? 611 00:29:58,573 --> 00:29:59,574 - Wallace and Luke. 612 00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:35,476 - Why are you putting on mascara? 613 00:30:35,510 --> 00:30:36,744 - Wallace, you scared me. 614 00:30:37,812 --> 00:30:39,680 I always wear mascara. 615 00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:41,649 - You look like you're getting ready for a date. 616 00:30:41,682 --> 00:30:42,683 - I'm not. 617 00:30:43,651 --> 00:30:46,187 - Are you trying to look pretty for Benjamin? 618 00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:47,222 - Wallace. 619 00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:51,392 Wallace and Luke! 620 00:30:51,426 --> 00:30:53,694 Keep your stuff in your... 621 00:31:01,001 --> 00:31:03,204 You guys, you know I already cleaned the living room. 622 00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:05,005 Please clean up after yourselves, 623 00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:06,374 this is just... 624 00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:10,578 Unacceptable. 625 00:31:13,548 --> 00:31:14,349 - Hey! 626 00:31:14,382 --> 00:31:15,316 - Hey. 627 00:31:15,350 --> 00:31:17,218 I'm here for the jam session. 628 00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:18,353 - Huh? 629 00:31:18,386 --> 00:31:19,730 - I heard there's a little boy who could really shred 630 00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:21,188 at 903 claremont. 631 00:31:22,056 --> 00:31:23,624 - I'm okay. 632 00:31:23,658 --> 00:31:24,825 - Ben! 633 00:31:24,859 --> 00:31:25,860 Come on in. 634 00:31:29,897 --> 00:31:33,167 Wallace, what are you playing! 635 00:31:34,302 --> 00:31:36,003 - Is this all you do? 636 00:31:36,036 --> 00:31:38,806 Like you just sit, watch them play, 637 00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:41,976 feed them snacks when they get hungry? 638 00:31:42,009 --> 00:31:45,212 - Yeah, but you also play with them, 639 00:31:45,246 --> 00:31:47,515 feed them, bath them, 640 00:31:47,548 --> 00:31:49,617 hug them when they're sad. 641 00:31:49,650 --> 00:31:52,387 You know, teach them things. 642 00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:54,255 Morals, values. 643 00:31:55,423 --> 00:31:58,793 I try to nurture their self-confidence, 644 00:31:58,826 --> 00:32:00,361 foster their interests, 645 00:32:00,395 --> 00:32:03,964 help them to find goals, get them to activities. 646 00:32:03,998 --> 00:32:06,066 You know, just trying to set an example 647 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,602 of who they should become. 648 00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:08,936 - Oops. 649 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:09,937 What? 650 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,606 - No, nine out of 10, that's not bad. 651 00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:14,509 You can't be good at everything. 652 00:32:14,542 --> 00:32:15,910 How do you play? 653 00:32:18,346 --> 00:32:20,014 - I don't know, make up stories, 654 00:32:20,047 --> 00:32:22,450 funny characters, monster noises. 655 00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:23,684 They like to be chased. 656 00:32:23,718 --> 00:32:24,885 - Show me how you do it. 657 00:32:24,919 --> 00:32:25,720 - No. 658 00:32:25,753 --> 00:32:27,688 - No, come on, show me. 659 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,461 Ah, monster! 660 00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:34,462 I'm gonna get you! 661 00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:36,631 I'm gonna get you too! 662 00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:38,333 - So stupid. - Mommy! 663 00:32:40,368 --> 00:32:43,137 I could do that. 664 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:45,340 I could do better than that. 665 00:32:45,373 --> 00:32:46,273 - Oh you think so? 666 00:32:46,307 --> 00:32:47,107 - Yeah, definitely. 667 00:32:47,141 --> 00:32:48,576 - Well I would like to see you try. 668 00:32:49,644 --> 00:32:50,645 - Watch this. 669 00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:55,015 Excuse me, excuse me, I don't know if you know 670 00:32:55,049 --> 00:32:56,784 that I was part orangutan. 671 00:32:56,817 --> 00:32:57,618 Did you know that? 672 00:32:57,652 --> 00:32:59,720 Did anyone tell you that before? 673 00:33:04,759 --> 00:33:06,126 It's all in the wrist. 674 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:06,961 All in the wrist. 675 00:33:06,994 --> 00:33:08,363 Like you're throwing a dart, okay? 676 00:33:08,396 --> 00:33:10,565 One, two, three. 677 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:33,053 - All right, breakfast for dinner. 678 00:33:33,087 --> 00:33:33,888 - Oh wow. 679 00:33:33,921 --> 00:33:34,789 - Nothing better. 680 00:33:34,822 --> 00:33:36,524 - We get some hot sauce. 681 00:33:38,025 --> 00:33:39,760 - Oh hot sauce, that's a good idea. 682 00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:45,500 Did you know there is a hot sauce in Peru 683 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,935 that literally puts hair on your chest. 684 00:33:47,968 --> 00:33:49,570 It's called. 685 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:54,308 - You're been to Peru? 686 00:33:54,341 --> 00:33:55,810 - Yeah, I've been to Peru. 687 00:33:55,843 --> 00:33:58,846 I've been to 29 different countries. 688 00:33:58,879 --> 00:34:00,014 - Whoa. 689 00:34:00,047 --> 00:34:00,881 - Yeah. 690 00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:02,617 I'll show you my passport later. 691 00:34:02,650 --> 00:34:04,318 It's covered in stamps. 692 00:34:04,351 --> 00:34:05,886 - Cool. 693 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,354 - Where have you guys been? 694 00:34:07,388 --> 00:34:09,957 - We went to Florida on spring break last year. 695 00:34:09,990 --> 00:34:10,991 - Oh cool. 696 00:34:12,326 --> 00:34:15,930 Some people refer to Florida as god's waiting room. 697 00:34:20,435 --> 00:34:22,302 - Our grandparents live there. 698 00:34:22,336 --> 00:34:23,336 - Oh. 699 00:34:24,905 --> 00:34:26,206 So you guys swim? 700 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,174 - Yeah. 701 00:34:27,207 --> 00:34:28,943 - What about diving, you ever been diving? 702 00:34:28,976 --> 00:34:30,678 - We went snorkeling last year. 703 00:34:30,711 --> 00:34:31,512 - That's pretty cool. 704 00:34:31,546 --> 00:34:33,147 I bet you'd like diving. 705 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:37,084 I dove this reef outside a place called Saint Lucia, 706 00:34:38,419 --> 00:34:40,955 where I actually saw sunken treasure. 707 00:34:40,988 --> 00:34:43,157 And there were like pirate ships down there, 708 00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:45,826 neon fish, sharks. 709 00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:46,761 - Whoa. 710 00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:49,029 - I've seen mermaids, I've swum with some. 711 00:34:49,063 --> 00:34:50,330 I wanna see that. 712 00:34:50,364 --> 00:34:51,165 Yeah? 713 00:34:51,198 --> 00:34:52,700 What about you Wallace, you in? 714 00:34:52,733 --> 00:34:55,035 - No thanks, I don't like sharks. 715 00:34:55,069 --> 00:34:58,506 - You probably wouldn't like surfing either then, right? 716 00:34:58,539 --> 00:35:01,542 That's all right, that's more waves for me and lukey. 717 00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:04,545 - I'll think about it. 718 00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:07,047 - Can you teach me too? 719 00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:10,350 - Right now? 720 00:35:10,384 --> 00:35:11,486 - Yes. 721 00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:12,663 I could teach you in like three minutes 722 00:35:12,687 --> 00:35:14,321 if your mom lets us use the table. 723 00:35:14,354 --> 00:35:15,556 - Okay. - Yeah? 724 00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:17,625 Quick impromptu surf lesson. 725 00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:18,659 Let's do it! 726 00:35:19,727 --> 00:35:21,171 Luke, this is the most important thing. 727 00:35:21,195 --> 00:35:23,464 If you see a shark, bite it. 728 00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:27,868 Here, hop up here, lie down facing face down. 729 00:35:29,303 --> 00:35:30,471 Like that. 730 00:35:30,505 --> 00:35:31,548 Wait for your perfect wave. 731 00:35:31,572 --> 00:35:33,007 They come in series of three. 732 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,675 One just came by. 733 00:35:34,709 --> 00:35:35,710 Two just came by. 734 00:35:35,743 --> 00:35:36,677 Here comes number three. 735 00:35:36,711 --> 00:35:38,479 When I say go, you hop up, 736 00:35:38,513 --> 00:35:39,714 you gotta curl your toes under 737 00:35:39,747 --> 00:35:40,681 and you're gonna pop up. 738 00:35:40,715 --> 00:35:41,949 Go! 739 00:35:41,982 --> 00:35:42,783 That's it, that's it. 740 00:35:42,817 --> 00:35:43,718 Sideways, sideways. 741 00:35:43,751 --> 00:35:45,786 Arms out, arms out for balance! 742 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:48,155 Down, butt out, butt out. 743 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:49,423 That's perfect. 744 00:35:50,324 --> 00:35:51,325 Yeah. 745 00:35:54,328 --> 00:35:56,631 - Is this the architect or the banker? 746 00:35:56,664 --> 00:35:59,466 - No, this is the teacher slash novelist. 747 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,501 Pay attention. 748 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:04,605 - Oh god, I hear they have a great dessert here. 749 00:36:05,472 --> 00:36:06,807 - So, before we order anything, 750 00:36:06,841 --> 00:36:08,042 can I be so bold to ask, 751 00:36:08,075 --> 00:36:10,077 are you two planning on getting married? 752 00:36:11,311 --> 00:36:12,680 - Maybe, yeah. 753 00:36:13,814 --> 00:36:15,015 When the time is right. 754 00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:16,050 - Okay. 755 00:36:18,052 --> 00:36:19,720 - Really? - If she'll have me. 756 00:36:19,754 --> 00:36:21,488 Wow, sudden. 757 00:36:21,522 --> 00:36:24,224 - You know what, I think that's really beautiful. 758 00:36:24,258 --> 00:36:26,927 I know another couple that got pregnant accidentally. 759 00:36:28,563 --> 00:36:29,597 I mean suddenly. 760 00:36:31,065 --> 00:36:32,332 It's okay. 761 00:36:32,366 --> 00:36:33,500 - Unexpectedly, 762 00:36:33,534 --> 00:36:35,202 and it worked out really well. 763 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:36,312 I mean, everyone thought it was 764 00:36:36,336 --> 00:36:37,705 gonna be a complete disaster, 765 00:36:39,173 --> 00:36:41,208 but they're still together five years later 766 00:36:42,209 --> 00:36:43,319 and they got to fall in love with each other 767 00:36:43,343 --> 00:36:44,979 and their baby at the same time. 768 00:36:46,146 --> 00:36:47,982 - That's exactly what we're gonna do. 769 00:36:49,149 --> 00:36:49,950 - What? 770 00:36:49,984 --> 00:36:50,985 Get married? 771 00:36:51,752 --> 00:36:53,287 - No, just fall in love. 772 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,956 - Oh, you make it sound so technical. 773 00:36:55,990 --> 00:36:57,457 - Well, 774 00:36:57,491 --> 00:36:59,302 look, it's obvious I'm head over heels for you. 775 00:36:59,326 --> 00:37:02,597 Now I've just gotta make you fall for me as well. 776 00:38:50,671 --> 00:38:53,307 - Have a great day sweetheart. - Bye. 777 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:54,975 You too honey, bye. 778 00:38:55,009 --> 00:38:55,810 - Bye. 779 00:38:55,843 --> 00:38:57,444 Mom, get some sleep okay? 780 00:38:57,477 --> 00:38:58,478 - Okay. 781 00:39:09,023 --> 00:39:11,591 Excuse me, does Benjamin Conway live here? 782 00:39:13,761 --> 00:39:15,329 - Why? 783 00:39:15,362 --> 00:39:17,531 - Well he left some stuff at my place, I... 784 00:39:19,266 --> 00:39:20,367 - How do you know him? 785 00:39:21,601 --> 00:39:22,837 - We're friends. 786 00:39:22,870 --> 00:39:24,671 Are you Abigail? 787 00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:27,107 - I'm sorry, I... 788 00:39:27,141 --> 00:39:28,208 - He left me for you. 789 00:39:29,209 --> 00:39:30,620 Things were going really well actually, 790 00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:32,679 and then one day he shows up on my stoop 791 00:39:32,713 --> 00:39:35,783 and tells me he got some girl pregnant 792 00:39:35,816 --> 00:39:37,918 and he can't see me anymore. 793 00:39:40,054 --> 00:39:41,364 He described you so differently though. 794 00:39:41,388 --> 00:39:43,490 He said you were a total train wreck and two kids 795 00:39:43,523 --> 00:39:46,126 and said he wasn't into you at all. 796 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,127 - He said that? 797 00:39:47,161 --> 00:39:49,830 - Said he had to give it a go for the kids sake. 798 00:39:49,864 --> 00:39:50,765 You know? 799 00:39:50,798 --> 00:39:52,499 I told him you can't sacrifice your life 800 00:39:52,532 --> 00:39:54,534 for someone you're not in love with. 801 00:39:54,568 --> 00:39:56,436 - No, not for someone you're not in love with. 802 00:39:56,470 --> 00:39:57,571 - Yeah, who knows. 803 00:39:58,806 --> 00:39:59,807 Benjamin, right? 804 00:40:00,808 --> 00:40:02,609 He'd say anything to get out of trouble. 805 00:40:02,642 --> 00:40:03,443 You know what he's like. 806 00:40:03,477 --> 00:40:04,644 - Well I don't really, 807 00:40:04,678 --> 00:40:07,647 I don't know that about him, so I just can't. 808 00:40:09,316 --> 00:40:12,652 - Would you make sure he gets his stuff? 809 00:40:31,839 --> 00:40:33,473 Abigail! 810 00:40:36,076 --> 00:40:37,077 Ab! 811 00:40:41,315 --> 00:40:42,316 - His plant. 812 00:40:51,591 --> 00:40:54,594 Bottom lock got locked. 813 00:40:56,696 --> 00:40:58,265 - Your friend dropped by. 814 00:41:00,868 --> 00:41:01,869 - Oh yeah, who? 815 00:41:02,903 --> 00:41:04,738 - You left some clothes at her house. 816 00:41:06,073 --> 00:41:07,541 - Nothing happened. 817 00:41:07,574 --> 00:41:09,276 - I don't know that I believe you. 818 00:41:09,309 --> 00:41:10,344 I saw the emails. 819 00:41:11,745 --> 00:41:13,013 - Look, it's true. 820 00:41:13,047 --> 00:41:16,150 I have been completely faithful to you 821 00:41:16,183 --> 00:41:18,285 since we made the decision. 822 00:41:18,318 --> 00:41:21,355 - I don't know what's true or what you've made up. 823 00:41:22,322 --> 00:41:23,858 Do you even know how to surf? 824 00:41:23,891 --> 00:41:26,026 - Yeah, I know how to surf Abigail. 825 00:41:26,927 --> 00:41:27,761 - Oh. - I know how to surf. 826 00:41:27,794 --> 00:41:29,496 Well that's good, good. 827 00:41:30,664 --> 00:41:34,401 - Look, I can't constantly be on trial here! 828 00:41:34,434 --> 00:41:36,470 Yeah, I'm gonna fail. 829 00:41:36,503 --> 00:41:37,938 Fine, I called her okay, 830 00:41:37,972 --> 00:41:40,507 but I just wanted to get my jeans back. 831 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,977 I just don't know if I can trust you Benjamin. 832 00:41:43,010 --> 00:41:44,044 - What, so that's it? 833 00:41:44,078 --> 00:41:45,445 - Yeah. 834 00:41:45,479 --> 00:41:46,480 - Well we just, 835 00:41:47,314 --> 00:41:49,349 you just wanna say goodbye? 836 00:41:49,383 --> 00:41:50,384 - Yeah. 837 00:41:51,151 --> 00:41:52,386 Say goodbye. 838 00:41:52,419 --> 00:41:53,420 - I don't want to. 839 00:42:10,204 --> 00:42:11,471 Hi. 840 00:42:12,706 --> 00:42:13,974 - What are you doing here? 841 00:42:14,008 --> 00:42:14,909 - Tim I'm sorry. 842 00:42:14,942 --> 00:42:17,444 I didn't get to hug the kids tonight so, 843 00:42:17,477 --> 00:42:19,346 I just wanna come in. 844 00:42:19,379 --> 00:42:21,015 - The kids are asleep Abigail, okay? 845 00:42:21,048 --> 00:42:21,949 - I know, I know. 846 00:42:21,982 --> 00:42:23,459 I'll just, I'll crawl into bed with them. 847 00:42:23,483 --> 00:42:26,186 I just wanna see them, please? 848 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,222 Please, it's so important for them. 849 00:42:28,255 --> 00:42:30,557 - Important for them or is it important for you? 850 00:42:31,926 --> 00:42:32,927 - Tim. 851 00:42:33,827 --> 00:42:35,329 - Wait, I'm not... 852 00:42:41,035 --> 00:42:42,202 - I'm sorry. 853 00:42:42,236 --> 00:42:43,237 - It's okay. 854 00:43:44,564 --> 00:43:46,500 - Hey, I wanna apologize to you 855 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:48,368 and I want you to know that. 856 00:43:49,736 --> 00:43:51,405 I really want this. 857 00:43:54,341 --> 00:43:55,342 So badly. 858 00:43:57,711 --> 00:43:59,179 I just have bad habits 859 00:43:59,213 --> 00:44:01,515 of when I feel like I'm in something permanent 860 00:44:01,548 --> 00:44:05,285 or binding to you know, I act out, 861 00:44:05,319 --> 00:44:08,989 I go crazy and I come up with this rat in a cage. 862 00:44:09,023 --> 00:44:11,025 You know, I just wanna destroy it 863 00:44:11,058 --> 00:44:12,892 like I'm the hulk. 864 00:44:12,926 --> 00:44:14,894 But I gotta grow up. 865 00:44:14,928 --> 00:44:15,729 - Yeah. 866 00:44:15,762 --> 00:44:17,131 - Yeah. 867 00:44:17,164 --> 00:44:18,165 And I wanna learn. 868 00:44:20,067 --> 00:44:21,568 For you. 869 00:44:21,601 --> 00:44:22,569 For us. 870 00:44:22,602 --> 00:44:23,670 I wanna learn for me. 871 00:44:27,741 --> 00:44:28,875 I really miss you guys. 872 00:44:30,344 --> 00:44:32,279 - The kids are at Tim's. 873 00:44:32,312 --> 00:44:33,313 - I miss you guys. 874 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:43,723 Thanks. 875 00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:48,195 Mm-mm. 876 00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:49,096 Mm-mm. 877 00:44:49,129 --> 00:44:50,897 - No, no, no. - What, what, what, what? 878 00:44:50,930 --> 00:44:51,998 Four feet on the floor. 879 00:44:52,032 --> 00:44:53,467 Come on, this is number seven. 880 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,969 We gotta kiss and makeup, okay. 881 00:44:56,002 --> 00:44:57,837 - It's just kissing, 10 minutes. - Okay. 882 00:44:57,871 --> 00:45:00,474 No hands, sit on 'em if you have to. 883 00:45:00,507 --> 00:45:02,509 Just stay seated and no lying down. 884 00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:03,542 - Okay. 885 00:45:09,849 --> 00:45:10,650 I... 886 00:45:10,684 --> 00:45:11,885 - Relax, open your mouth. 887 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:16,590 - You're starting to make me feel really self-conscious. 888 00:45:23,363 --> 00:45:25,199 No hands. 889 00:45:36,810 --> 00:45:39,846 Yeah, hang on to the zipper all the way up man. 890 00:45:39,879 --> 00:45:40,680 Boom! 891 00:45:40,714 --> 00:45:41,548 - It's really tight. 892 00:45:41,581 --> 00:45:43,049 - It's supposed to be tight. 893 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:44,718 You don't breathe. 894 00:45:44,751 --> 00:45:46,653 Can I open my eyes yet? 895 00:45:46,686 --> 00:45:48,021 - No, wait a little. - Not yet! 896 00:45:48,054 --> 00:45:49,356 Wait a little. 897 00:45:49,389 --> 00:45:51,191 - Guys! 898 00:45:51,225 --> 00:45:52,226 Come on! 899 00:45:54,528 --> 00:45:55,329 - Ready? 900 00:45:55,362 --> 00:45:58,298 - Open, open your eyes! - Uh-huh. 901 00:45:58,332 --> 00:45:59,899 Oh wow! 902 00:46:01,501 --> 00:46:02,369 - I know. - Right? 903 00:46:02,402 --> 00:46:03,203 It's so great! 904 00:46:03,237 --> 00:46:04,371 - Yeah. - Get a little lower, 905 00:46:04,404 --> 00:46:05,339 little lower, little lower. 906 00:46:05,372 --> 00:46:06,673 Out, out, out. 907 00:46:06,706 --> 00:46:08,375 - Come on, let's go. 908 00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:14,814 - Stay low, stay low. 909 00:46:14,848 --> 00:46:16,583 You got your balance. 910 00:46:18,752 --> 00:46:19,553 You ready? 911 00:46:19,586 --> 00:46:20,387 You're next. 912 00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:21,255 No! 913 00:46:21,288 --> 00:46:22,055 Where's your wet suit? 914 00:46:22,088 --> 00:46:24,090 That's okay. 915 00:46:28,228 --> 00:46:32,031 Do you wanna go? 916 00:46:32,065 --> 00:46:35,635 - We should put a lot on, right guys? 917 00:46:35,669 --> 00:46:37,337 - You're not joking. 918 00:46:40,507 --> 00:46:41,841 Oh that's good. 919 00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:43,310 - Told you. 920 00:46:43,343 --> 00:46:45,745 - Oh, you guys know how to do Friday night, huh? 921 00:46:48,715 --> 00:46:50,517 I had no idea it could be like this. 922 00:46:51,651 --> 00:46:52,952 - What? 923 00:46:52,986 --> 00:46:53,987 - Love and 924 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:56,089 family commitment. 925 00:46:58,992 --> 00:46:59,993 I just... 926 00:47:02,996 --> 00:47:04,764 This is everything I've ever wanted. 927 00:47:07,867 --> 00:47:10,537 And I wanna honor that. 928 00:47:10,570 --> 00:47:12,272 I really wanna protect that. 929 00:47:16,075 --> 00:47:16,876 - Can you guys be quiet? 930 00:47:16,910 --> 00:47:18,312 We're trying to watch a movie. 931 00:47:18,345 --> 00:47:20,046 Sorry. 932 00:47:20,079 --> 00:47:24,117 Hey, would you guys be okay if I stuck around? 933 00:47:24,150 --> 00:47:25,319 - Yes! 934 00:47:25,352 --> 00:47:26,586 - If you stopped talking. 935 00:47:30,657 --> 00:47:31,958 - Sorry. 936 00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:11,197 Is that the career section? 937 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,166 - Yeah, yes. 938 00:48:14,334 --> 00:48:16,002 There ya go. 939 00:48:16,035 --> 00:48:18,171 - So I was looking on straight easy 940 00:48:18,204 --> 00:48:20,507 like 100 times a day. 941 00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:22,376 But it worked. 942 00:48:23,243 --> 00:48:24,177 - That's good. 943 00:48:24,210 --> 00:48:25,211 - So. 944 00:48:29,048 --> 00:48:30,950 Have you made a decision? 945 00:48:30,984 --> 00:48:32,486 - Yeah. 946 00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:34,354 - Wow, really? 947 00:48:35,355 --> 00:48:37,123 - I am 15 weeks now 948 00:48:37,156 --> 00:48:39,393 and there's no turning back. 949 00:48:39,426 --> 00:48:40,827 I'm gonna keep it. 950 00:48:40,860 --> 00:48:43,263 - That's like the legal cutoff? 951 00:48:44,864 --> 00:48:47,667 - Actually, technically, I could wait, but... 952 00:48:47,701 --> 00:48:49,603 - Are you sure that you wanna do this? 953 00:48:52,171 --> 00:48:53,273 - Is there a problem? 954 00:48:53,307 --> 00:48:55,375 - How far along did you say that you are? 955 00:48:55,409 --> 00:48:56,276 - 15 weeks. 956 00:48:56,310 --> 00:48:57,944 - So you still have time to terminate 957 00:48:57,977 --> 00:49:00,013 if you change your mind? 958 00:49:00,046 --> 00:49:01,180 - But I'm not going to, 959 00:49:01,214 --> 00:49:03,417 'cause I'm gonna have the baby. 960 00:49:05,519 --> 00:49:07,020 - Okay. 961 00:49:07,053 --> 00:49:07,854 Wow. 962 00:49:07,887 --> 00:49:10,390 Well congrats I guess. 963 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,361 - Thank you. 964 00:49:16,095 --> 00:49:17,531 I don't understand this. 965 00:49:17,564 --> 00:49:19,899 Is it something about Ben? 966 00:49:20,767 --> 00:49:23,637 - Come on, this whole situation is nuts. 967 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,872 How can you stake your life on somebody you barely know? 968 00:49:25,905 --> 00:49:27,507 - I just, 969 00:49:27,541 --> 00:49:29,943 I really don't understand this. 970 00:49:29,976 --> 00:49:32,278 You're not a judgmental person. 971 00:49:32,312 --> 00:49:33,380 - I'm not judging you. 972 00:49:34,414 --> 00:49:36,149 I'm warning you. 973 00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:38,885 You don't know anything about this man. 974 00:49:38,918 --> 00:49:41,020 He could be an emotional time bomb. 975 00:49:41,054 --> 00:49:43,122 It's just way too soon to tell. 976 00:49:43,156 --> 00:49:44,458 There is a logical process to how 977 00:49:44,491 --> 00:49:46,493 people get to know each other. 978 00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:49,463 They meet, they date for a while, 979 00:49:49,496 --> 00:49:50,497 they move in together. 980 00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:52,532 They get engaged, they live together, 981 00:49:52,566 --> 00:49:54,568 they see if they still like each other 982 00:49:54,601 --> 00:49:57,303 after sharing a bathroom. 983 00:49:57,337 --> 00:49:59,373 These are the safeguards that are in place 984 00:49:59,406 --> 00:50:01,174 to make sure that women 985 00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:02,876 don't get hitched to psychopaths. 986 00:50:02,909 --> 00:50:06,112 - I don't understand 987 00:50:06,145 --> 00:50:08,515 the sudden negativity, okay. 988 00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:09,683 I just... 989 00:50:10,650 --> 00:50:14,320 I'm finally happy and you need to shit all over it. 990 00:50:14,354 --> 00:50:17,457 - Oh honey, I'm not trying to take that away from you. 991 00:50:17,491 --> 00:50:20,560 I just wanna make sure that your eyes are open. 992 00:50:20,594 --> 00:50:22,729 - Okay, I just hate to say it 993 00:50:22,762 --> 00:50:24,731 but it sounds like jealousy to me. 994 00:50:28,435 --> 00:50:30,236 - Abby I am not jealous. 995 00:50:31,971 --> 00:50:33,507 And you know what, yeah, 996 00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:35,609 I am a little judgmental. 997 00:50:35,642 --> 00:50:37,977 Have you thought about what 998 00:50:38,011 --> 00:50:40,947 this could do to your kids if it doesn't work out? 999 00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:44,718 - I'm doing this for my kids, okay? 1000 00:50:44,751 --> 00:50:47,220 I want my children to see a man 1001 00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:51,658 and a woman in a healthy, happy, loving relationship. 1002 00:50:51,691 --> 00:50:54,694 And yeah, yeah, I'm doing it for me too. 1003 00:50:54,728 --> 00:50:56,830 - Abby, at least be honest with yourself. 1004 00:50:57,831 --> 00:50:59,365 You are in love with this guy. 1005 00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:02,502 You're not doing this for your kids. 1006 00:51:02,536 --> 00:51:04,170 You're making a decision 1007 00:51:04,203 --> 00:51:06,372 that changes the rest of your children's lives 1008 00:51:06,406 --> 00:51:08,174 based on somebody you've known for 1009 00:51:08,207 --> 00:51:11,010 like, what, three months or something? 1010 00:51:11,044 --> 00:51:13,379 I think that that is selfish, it's reckless, 1011 00:51:13,413 --> 00:51:14,247 and it's naive. 1012 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,148 - Yeah, well you don't get to tell me 1013 00:51:15,181 --> 00:51:16,315 how to parent my children, 1014 00:51:16,349 --> 00:51:18,151 because you don't have children! 1015 00:51:20,019 --> 00:51:21,555 You don't know. 1016 00:51:21,588 --> 00:51:23,056 It changes everything. 1017 00:51:23,089 --> 00:51:24,190 Everything about you. 1018 00:51:24,223 --> 00:51:26,560 Not just your political beliefs. 1019 00:51:26,593 --> 00:51:27,894 - Oh, no this is about politics? 1020 00:51:27,927 --> 00:51:29,362 - Well some of us don't use abortion 1021 00:51:29,395 --> 00:51:31,097 as a form of birth control, so. 1022 00:51:33,332 --> 00:51:34,333 - How dare you. 1023 00:51:36,936 --> 00:51:38,781 Don't come crying to me when this all goes to shit. 1024 00:51:38,805 --> 00:51:39,806 - I won't. 1025 00:51:53,587 --> 00:51:55,021 - Coming, coming. 1026 00:51:56,422 --> 00:51:58,224 Hi! 1027 00:51:58,257 --> 00:52:01,227 Hey, how are you guys! 1028 00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:03,162 Hi sweetie! 1029 00:52:03,196 --> 00:52:04,230 Hi dad! 1030 00:52:05,364 --> 00:52:07,000 - Hi, how are you? - Hi. 1031 00:52:07,033 --> 00:52:08,535 - It's so good. - Good to see you. 1032 00:52:08,568 --> 00:52:10,637 Benjamin, this is Kate, 1033 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:12,606 Annie, and Rachel. 1034 00:52:12,639 --> 00:52:13,439 - Hello. 1035 00:52:13,473 --> 00:52:14,753 - And Ben, this is my dad Lewis. 1036 00:52:15,642 --> 00:52:16,442 - Hello. 1037 00:52:16,476 --> 00:52:17,477 - Hello sir. 1038 00:52:23,883 --> 00:52:24,883 - Okay... 1039 00:52:25,552 --> 00:52:27,386 - We have so much food you guys. 1040 00:52:27,420 --> 00:52:29,322 Let's go. 1041 00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:30,289 - You might wanna relax, 1042 00:52:30,323 --> 00:52:32,043 it seems like you're the one who's pregnant. 1043 00:52:35,729 --> 00:52:36,663 - Oh they put it there? - Wait 12? 1044 00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:37,497 Can we get 12 here? 1045 00:52:37,531 --> 00:52:39,232 - No. - Wow. 1046 00:52:39,265 --> 00:52:40,399 No. 1047 00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:42,201 - So how long have you known Abigail? 1048 00:52:43,870 --> 00:52:45,672 - Several months, right? 1049 00:52:45,705 --> 00:52:47,040 But nearly a year. 1050 00:52:47,073 --> 00:52:48,007 - Months. 1051 00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:49,643 - Yeah. 1052 00:52:49,676 --> 00:52:51,711 It's been a whirlwind romance. 1053 00:52:53,813 --> 00:52:56,182 - You spent any time around kids? 1054 00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:58,818 - In the peace corps actually, during college. 1055 00:52:58,852 --> 00:53:00,620 - Nieces and nephews? 1056 00:53:00,654 --> 00:53:01,655 - No, not yet. 1057 00:53:05,324 --> 00:53:07,160 - Has she told you she's gonna get fat? 1058 00:53:07,193 --> 00:53:08,161 - Dad! 1059 00:53:08,194 --> 00:53:09,028 - What, you tend to gain weight during pregnancy. 1060 00:53:09,062 --> 00:53:10,797 She's gonna get fat. 1061 00:53:10,830 --> 00:53:13,199 I mean that beautiful jawline's gonna disappear. 1062 00:53:13,232 --> 00:53:16,369 It's just gonna be ears, neck. 1063 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:17,303 He should know. 1064 00:53:17,336 --> 00:53:19,338 You know, she doesn't get plump. 1065 00:53:19,372 --> 00:53:20,940 - She gets like big. - Yes. 1066 00:53:20,974 --> 00:53:22,375 It's normal. 1067 00:53:24,978 --> 00:53:27,346 - Well that's more of her for me to love. 1068 00:53:28,682 --> 00:53:31,685 Sir, I just want you to know 1069 00:53:31,718 --> 00:53:34,387 that I intend to do right by your daughter. 1070 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:35,421 - Which means? 1071 00:53:38,091 --> 00:53:41,094 - If I can still fit her in the dress. 1072 00:53:51,404 --> 00:53:52,639 - You didn't say he was funny. 1073 00:53:52,672 --> 00:53:54,373 You're funny, you're cute, right? 1074 00:53:54,407 --> 00:53:55,408 He's cute right? 1075 00:54:02,716 --> 00:54:03,717 - Abigail. 1076 00:54:04,550 --> 00:54:05,551 - Yeah? 1077 00:54:08,822 --> 00:54:09,823 - Will you marry me? 1078 00:54:25,739 --> 00:54:26,740 Abigail. 1079 00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:29,042 - I heard you. 1080 00:54:30,076 --> 00:54:31,177 I'm just not sure. 1081 00:54:34,648 --> 00:54:36,382 If I say yes, how can I say yes? 1082 00:54:36,415 --> 00:54:37,717 We barely know each other. 1083 00:54:39,585 --> 00:54:42,088 How could I say no, I already love you so much. 1084 00:54:44,390 --> 00:54:46,292 If I say yes, I'll never know if we married 1085 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:48,027 out of necessity or have love, 1086 00:54:48,061 --> 00:54:50,363 and if I say no, 1087 00:54:50,396 --> 00:54:52,999 I'll never know if I passed up the love of my life. 1088 00:54:57,003 --> 00:54:59,338 - Abigail, you're hugging me really tight. 1089 00:54:59,372 --> 00:55:02,441 - It's because I really need a hug. 1090 00:55:02,475 --> 00:55:04,210 Abigail. 1091 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,081 - Yes. 1092 00:55:11,718 --> 00:55:12,518 - Yes? 1093 00:55:12,551 --> 00:55:13,720 - Yes. 1094 00:55:13,753 --> 00:55:15,030 - Oh my god, I thought you were gonna say no. 1095 00:55:15,054 --> 00:55:16,189 - I almost did. 1096 00:55:16,222 --> 00:55:18,191 - I'm glad you said yes instead. 1097 00:55:18,224 --> 00:55:19,025 I'm not prepared. 1098 00:55:19,058 --> 00:55:20,660 I don't have a ring or anything. 1099 00:55:23,062 --> 00:55:25,031 - Do I need to put on a gown 1100 00:55:25,064 --> 00:55:25,865 - or take this off? - No? 1101 00:55:25,899 --> 00:55:26,700 - No? - You're great 1102 00:55:26,733 --> 00:55:27,533 just like that. 1103 00:55:27,566 --> 00:55:28,567 - Okay good. 1104 00:55:30,870 --> 00:55:31,871 Oh. 1105 00:55:32,638 --> 00:55:34,507 Yeah, see right there? 1106 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:36,042 - His little feet. 1107 00:55:36,910 --> 00:55:38,277 - Do you wanna listen? 1108 00:55:38,311 --> 00:55:39,312 - Yeah. 1109 00:55:42,415 --> 00:55:45,484 - Is that you like, play music for it or? 1110 00:55:45,518 --> 00:55:47,153 - Oh, it's your baby's heartbeat. 1111 00:55:52,325 --> 00:55:54,160 - What does it sound like? 1112 00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:57,230 - You should listen. 1113 00:56:05,705 --> 00:56:07,006 Okay, see right here? 1114 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,008 That's the placenta. 1115 00:56:09,042 --> 00:56:12,511 Here you can see his little hand right there. 1116 00:56:12,545 --> 00:56:13,813 You've got an active one. 1117 00:56:19,218 --> 00:56:20,686 - I get it, I get it. 1118 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,721 I got you. 1119 00:56:27,026 --> 00:56:27,994 Do you wanna know what it is? 1120 00:56:28,027 --> 00:56:29,195 - Uh-huh. - No. 1121 00:56:30,263 --> 00:56:31,530 No. 1122 00:56:36,202 --> 00:56:37,904 - I guess we're doing this. 1123 00:56:37,937 --> 00:56:39,939 - Yeah, yeah I guess so. 1124 00:56:56,722 --> 00:56:57,723 Hey. 1125 00:57:00,393 --> 00:57:01,393 Hey. 1126 00:57:03,029 --> 00:57:04,030 What's wrong? 1127 00:57:04,063 --> 00:57:07,233 - Nothing, nothing's wrong, I'm tired. 1128 00:57:11,504 --> 00:57:13,272 - Are you not attracted to me anymore? 1129 00:57:13,306 --> 00:57:15,875 - I'm so attracted to you, I am. 1130 00:57:15,909 --> 00:57:17,811 I just need to sleep. 1131 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,181 - Well is it, 1132 00:57:23,149 --> 00:57:24,818 is it my body? 1133 00:57:24,851 --> 00:57:26,652 Are you afraid about the baby? 1134 00:57:26,685 --> 00:57:28,521 - It's not your body, it's not the baby, 1135 00:57:28,554 --> 00:57:30,990 please don't make a thing out of this. 1136 00:57:31,024 --> 00:57:32,625 Please. 1137 00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:34,560 - I'm not, it's just... 1138 00:57:38,597 --> 00:57:41,100 It's painful for me that you don't wanna touch me. 1139 00:57:44,270 --> 00:57:46,840 - I'm sorry it's painful for you. 1140 00:58:13,499 --> 00:58:16,735 Oh, don't forget about. 1141 00:58:16,769 --> 00:58:18,637 - What was that? 1142 00:58:18,671 --> 00:58:20,639 - It's visiting day at Wallace's dance class. 1143 00:58:20,673 --> 00:58:21,817 You told her you wanted to go. 1144 00:58:21,841 --> 00:58:22,775 - I do, I'll be there. 1145 00:58:22,808 --> 00:58:23,886 - It's okay if you don't want to 1146 00:58:23,910 --> 00:58:25,387 but you just have to tell me so that I can... 1147 00:58:25,411 --> 00:58:26,679 - No, I wanna be there. 1148 00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:28,181 - Okay, four o'clock. 1149 00:58:28,214 --> 00:58:29,048 - Four o'clock. 1150 00:58:29,082 --> 00:58:30,149 - Please don't be late. 1151 00:58:30,183 --> 00:58:31,617 - I won't be. 1152 00:58:31,650 --> 00:58:33,519 - Wallace and Luke, time to go! 1153 00:58:35,654 --> 00:58:38,524 Come on, let's go, let's go! 1154 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:39,458 - Bye. 1155 00:58:39,492 --> 00:58:40,826 - Bye, bye, bye! 1156 00:58:47,366 --> 00:58:48,167 - My bag. 1157 00:58:48,201 --> 00:58:49,202 - Oh! 1158 00:59:03,316 --> 00:59:04,317 All right. 1159 00:59:13,192 --> 00:59:14,193 Terren. 1160 00:59:15,861 --> 00:59:16,862 - Benjamin. 1161 00:59:18,331 --> 00:59:19,732 - What are you doing here? 1162 00:59:22,835 --> 00:59:23,836 - Can I come up? 1163 00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:27,506 - I actually have somewhere to be. 1164 00:59:33,846 --> 00:59:35,181 I could get a drink though. 1165 00:59:36,882 --> 00:59:37,883 - All right. 1166 00:59:39,919 --> 00:59:40,920 You happy? 1167 00:59:44,590 --> 00:59:46,492 - No, not always. 1168 00:59:48,494 --> 00:59:51,030 You know, I'm not that happy of a person generally. 1169 00:59:51,064 --> 00:59:53,532 I'm working on it though. 1170 00:59:55,168 --> 00:59:56,169 You know, those things. 1171 00:59:56,202 --> 00:59:57,270 - What things? 1172 00:59:57,303 --> 01:00:00,273 - Well, you know, just relationships and fidelity. 1173 01:00:01,074 --> 01:00:02,541 Being nice, being decent, 1174 01:00:02,575 --> 01:00:06,212 being a decent human being. 1175 01:00:08,481 --> 01:00:10,349 It's a lot of stuff. 1176 01:00:10,383 --> 01:00:11,584 You know all about that. 1177 01:00:12,986 --> 01:00:14,153 - Yeah, I think I do. 1178 01:00:17,923 --> 01:00:19,058 - Why did we break up? 1179 01:00:19,993 --> 01:00:21,427 Why was that? 1180 01:00:22,695 --> 01:00:27,066 - I guess I wasn't in love with you. 1181 01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:28,101 - Liar. 1182 01:00:31,704 --> 01:00:32,705 I should really go. 1183 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,241 - Yeah. 1184 01:00:38,978 --> 01:00:41,147 - Let's definitely get one more. 1185 01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:42,181 - Yeah. 1186 01:00:53,892 --> 01:00:58,998 Come on legs! 1187 01:00:59,032 --> 01:01:00,399 Swoop! 1188 01:01:05,671 --> 01:01:06,672 Good job! 1189 01:01:07,673 --> 01:01:09,342 Turn, pose it, hold! 1190 01:01:10,243 --> 01:01:11,177 Hold it! 1191 01:01:11,210 --> 01:01:13,979 Good job ladies, that was a beautiful run! 1192 01:01:16,649 --> 01:01:17,883 - That was so good sweetie, 1193 01:01:17,916 --> 01:01:19,552 you looked amazing out there! 1194 01:01:19,585 --> 01:01:20,586 - Thanks mom. 1195 01:01:21,687 --> 01:01:23,522 Did Benjamin come? 1196 01:01:23,556 --> 01:01:24,823 - I know that he wanted to, 1197 01:01:24,857 --> 01:01:27,193 he must've just gotten stuck at work honey. 1198 01:01:29,095 --> 01:01:30,496 - I'm glad he didn't come. 1199 01:01:30,529 --> 01:01:33,099 - Me too, 'cause it's more cupcakes for us. 1200 01:01:35,168 --> 01:01:36,169 Here we go. 1201 01:01:40,339 --> 01:01:41,507 - It looks pretty good. 1202 01:01:42,641 --> 01:01:43,709 - It should be good. 1203 01:01:45,311 --> 01:01:46,145 All right. 1204 01:01:46,179 --> 01:01:47,813 - I wanna wait for Benjamin. 1205 01:01:47,846 --> 01:01:50,383 - Well, you can hang out with him after your bath. 1206 01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:51,817 Dig in. 1207 01:01:51,850 --> 01:01:53,519 - I'm not eating til Benjamin comes. 1208 01:01:53,552 --> 01:01:55,188 - Well I guess you're not eating. 1209 01:01:57,756 --> 01:01:58,757 Here he is. 1210 01:02:00,393 --> 01:02:02,095 - Hey guys! 1211 01:02:03,829 --> 01:02:05,498 How's it going troops? 1212 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:09,235 - I've been trying you for three hours. 1213 01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:11,670 - I've been stuck in the subway. 1214 01:02:11,704 --> 01:02:12,705 - For three hours? 1215 01:02:13,906 --> 01:02:16,575 - I was stuck at work, and then I was stuck on the subway. 1216 01:02:21,013 --> 01:02:22,981 - Well, Wallace did an amazing job 1217 01:02:23,015 --> 01:02:24,317 at dance class today. 1218 01:02:26,085 --> 01:02:28,987 - Wallace, I had a bad day at work, 1219 01:02:29,021 --> 01:02:31,457 but I am so so sorry. 1220 01:02:31,490 --> 01:02:32,591 - Sorry for what? 1221 01:02:34,393 --> 01:02:35,504 - Next time you're gonna be this late, 1222 01:02:35,528 --> 01:02:37,730 I'd appreciate it if you would text me. 1223 01:02:37,763 --> 01:02:40,366 - Oh, next time I have a crap day at work 1224 01:02:40,399 --> 01:02:43,035 I'd appreciate it if you didn't give me shit for it. 1225 01:02:46,572 --> 01:02:48,441 - You need to eat something. 1226 01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:49,808 Have some bread. 1227 01:02:53,546 --> 01:02:55,481 Hey lukey, how was your day? 1228 01:02:56,482 --> 01:02:57,716 - Pretty good. 1229 01:02:57,750 --> 01:02:58,751 - Yeah? 1230 01:03:01,354 --> 01:03:03,689 Wallace, how 'bout you? 1231 01:03:03,722 --> 01:03:05,358 - It was pretty uneventful. 1232 01:03:08,694 --> 01:03:11,330 - Ben, how was your day? 1233 01:03:11,364 --> 01:03:13,799 - Fine Abigail, how was your day? 1234 01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:14,667 - Oh you go first. 1235 01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:15,801 - You go first. 1236 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:16,835 - No. 1237 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:19,372 Tell us. 1238 01:03:19,405 --> 01:03:20,673 You go, how was your day? 1239 01:03:22,175 --> 01:03:24,410 - I said my day was fine, how was your day? 1240 01:03:28,314 --> 01:03:30,683 Luke, please, stop that! 1241 01:03:30,716 --> 01:03:31,717 - No. - Stop! 1242 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:32,551 I think we all want 1243 01:03:32,585 --> 01:03:33,662 to hear what happened to you today. 1244 01:03:33,686 --> 01:03:34,687 - Stop, give it. 1245 01:03:36,422 --> 01:03:37,556 - Wallace, sit back down. 1246 01:03:37,590 --> 01:03:38,667 - She won't give it back! - No! 1247 01:03:38,691 --> 01:03:39,931 - Mom, make her stop! - Wallace. 1248 01:03:40,726 --> 01:03:41,994 - Wallace. - Stop it! 1249 01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:42,895 Please sit down 1250 01:03:42,928 --> 01:03:43,896 and give the car back to Luke. 1251 01:03:43,929 --> 01:03:45,464 - Stop it! - Give it back! 1252 01:03:45,498 --> 01:03:46,465 - You guys, can you... 1253 01:03:46,499 --> 01:03:47,400 Mom! 1254 01:03:47,433 --> 01:03:48,234 Mom! 1255 01:03:48,267 --> 01:03:49,402 Stop, stop! 1256 01:03:49,435 --> 01:03:50,803 Stop! 1257 01:03:50,836 --> 01:03:55,374 Shut the fuck up! 1258 01:04:01,980 --> 01:04:03,382 Look, I'm really sorry guys, 1259 01:04:03,416 --> 01:04:06,185 but you have to listen to your mother, okay? 1260 01:04:06,219 --> 01:04:08,221 She told you to stop, she's your mom. 1261 01:04:18,331 --> 01:04:20,132 - "They would stare out their bedroom window 1262 01:04:20,165 --> 01:04:22,201 "long after they should've gone to sleep, 1263 01:04:22,235 --> 01:04:24,203 "watching the drafts glide across 1264 01:04:24,237 --> 01:04:26,372 "their massive darkened field." 1265 01:04:26,405 --> 01:04:28,140 "The birds fluttered like ghosts" 1266 01:04:28,173 --> 01:04:30,209 "in the windows of their gloomy cage." 1267 01:04:30,243 --> 01:04:32,245 "The sea lions were the first to wake." 1268 01:04:37,483 --> 01:04:39,818 You lost your temper with my kids. 1269 01:04:39,852 --> 01:04:41,520 That can never happen again. 1270 01:04:41,554 --> 01:04:43,656 - Yeah, well your kids are out of control. 1271 01:04:45,324 --> 01:04:46,625 - My kids are kids, 1272 01:04:46,659 --> 01:04:49,395 that's how they behave when they're tired and hungry. 1273 01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,196 - Look, I told you I wasn't ready for this. 1274 01:04:51,230 --> 01:04:52,531 I mean, I warned you to... 1275 01:04:54,032 --> 01:04:55,477 - Maybe you should read a book or something 1276 01:04:55,501 --> 01:04:58,504 because it's a little late to turn back now. 1277 01:04:58,537 --> 01:04:59,372 - Okay, maybe I will 1278 01:04:59,405 --> 01:05:01,240 and I'll be sure to bookmark the section 1279 01:05:01,274 --> 01:05:03,242 on how to discipline your kids for you. 1280 01:05:04,243 --> 01:05:07,880 - Don't you dare blame this on my children. 1281 01:05:07,913 --> 01:05:10,549 The only person acting like a child tonight, was you. 1282 01:05:11,417 --> 01:05:13,619 - I have made enormous sacrifices for you. 1283 01:05:13,652 --> 01:05:15,220 I'm completely behind on all my work, 1284 01:05:15,254 --> 01:05:16,088 the commute here... 1285 01:05:16,121 --> 01:05:18,824 - You walked into a beautiful family! 1286 01:05:18,857 --> 01:05:21,026 One that took years to create! 1287 01:05:21,059 --> 01:05:24,630 One that you probably started yourself by now 1288 01:05:24,663 --> 01:05:27,266 if you had any courage or restraint. 1289 01:05:29,034 --> 01:05:31,537 You're unstable Benjamin. 1290 01:05:31,570 --> 01:05:34,206 Your moods flip on a dime, 1291 01:05:34,239 --> 01:05:36,809 you have a terrible temper, 1292 01:05:36,842 --> 01:05:39,312 and you're a scary drunk. 1293 01:05:39,345 --> 01:05:41,514 - Yeah, well, you're a boring sober person, okay. 1294 01:05:41,547 --> 01:05:42,857 It's like you were pretending before 1295 01:05:42,881 --> 01:05:45,351 to be this like hot, fun, cheerleader 1296 01:05:45,384 --> 01:05:48,020 so you could get the quarterback to knock you up. 1297 01:05:48,053 --> 01:05:49,054 - Oh god. 1298 01:05:51,557 --> 01:05:52,825 What did I do? 1299 01:05:52,858 --> 01:05:53,659 - Come on, look. 1300 01:05:53,692 --> 01:05:54,660 This is a setback. 1301 01:05:54,693 --> 01:05:56,329 - No, this isn't a setback. 1302 01:05:57,195 --> 01:06:00,333 Let's call this what it is, it's a fucking disaster! 1303 01:06:00,366 --> 01:06:01,800 - Yeah, well, 1304 01:06:01,834 --> 01:06:04,236 I told you, I didn't sign up for this. 1305 01:06:04,269 --> 01:06:06,204 I told you that the stress of this sort of thing 1306 01:06:06,238 --> 01:06:07,873 is gonna ruin our relationship. 1307 01:06:07,906 --> 01:06:08,841 - What sort of thing? 1308 01:06:08,874 --> 01:06:10,008 - Having a kid. 1309 01:06:10,042 --> 01:06:11,710 - Yeah, three. 1310 01:06:11,744 --> 01:06:12,578 - Yeah. 1311 01:06:12,611 --> 01:06:13,479 - There are three children. - I know! 1312 01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:14,313 - Involved. - And I didn't 1313 01:06:14,347 --> 01:06:15,481 sign up for one! 1314 01:06:15,514 --> 01:06:17,650 You act like you're the only one 1315 01:06:17,683 --> 01:06:19,518 who totaled their life! 1316 01:06:19,552 --> 01:06:20,729 - I guess that's what happened 1317 01:06:20,753 --> 01:06:23,322 when strangers get wasted and screw. 1318 01:06:24,590 --> 01:06:25,858 - Pack your stuff and go. 1319 01:07:06,832 --> 01:07:07,833 - Mommy. 1320 01:07:11,036 --> 01:07:12,037 I miss dad. 1321 01:08:04,523 --> 01:08:05,458 You ready? 1322 01:08:05,491 --> 01:08:06,492 You're next. 1323 01:08:08,093 --> 01:08:09,361 - There are three - I know! 1324 01:08:09,394 --> 01:08:10,572 - Children involved! - And I didn't sign 1325 01:08:10,596 --> 01:08:12,598 up for one! 1326 01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:17,202 Will you marry me? 1327 01:08:17,235 --> 01:08:19,237 I wanna apologize to you. 1328 01:08:19,271 --> 01:08:22,040 Say goodbye Benjamin. 1329 01:08:30,082 --> 01:08:31,717 - Promise you'll be there? 1330 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,553 - I'll be there at seven o'clock on the dot. 1331 01:08:34,587 --> 01:08:36,321 - And be in front row? 1332 01:08:36,354 --> 01:08:37,723 - Okay, I'll get there early 1333 01:08:37,756 --> 01:08:39,525 and make sure I'm in the front row. 1334 01:08:40,559 --> 01:08:41,627 Promise. 1335 01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:42,861 - I adore you. 1336 01:08:42,895 --> 01:08:44,329 - I adore you. 1337 01:08:44,362 --> 01:08:45,163 Love you! 1338 01:08:45,197 --> 01:08:46,865 Love you mom! 1339 01:09:09,888 --> 01:09:12,491 - So these are sort of the emotional beats of the book. 1340 01:09:12,525 --> 01:09:15,628 This is the visual realization of the story. 1341 01:09:15,661 --> 01:09:17,229 It's all supposed to take place at night 1342 01:09:17,996 --> 01:09:20,365 when they're in their beds. 1343 01:09:51,329 --> 01:09:53,231 My water broke I think. 1344 01:09:58,036 --> 01:09:59,337 Hurry, let's go. 1345 01:09:59,371 --> 01:10:01,406 You guys were so amazing. 1346 01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:02,474 - Thanks mom. 1347 01:10:02,507 --> 01:10:03,518 - Thanks mommy. - Fantastic. 1348 01:10:03,542 --> 01:10:04,610 Okay, so listen, 1349 01:10:04,643 --> 01:10:07,445 Kate is going to drop you off at grandpa's, 1350 01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:08,523 and then she's gonna come back 1351 01:10:08,547 --> 01:10:10,282 and get you when the baby's here. 1352 01:10:10,315 --> 01:10:11,183 All right? 1353 01:10:11,216 --> 01:10:12,050 - Okay. - Okay mom. 1354 01:10:12,084 --> 01:10:15,053 All right, hugs and kisses. 1355 01:10:15,087 --> 01:10:16,288 - Mom. 1356 01:10:16,321 --> 01:10:17,122 I love you guys. 1357 01:10:17,155 --> 01:10:17,956 I love you. 1358 01:10:17,990 --> 01:10:18,791 Your car's outside. 1359 01:10:18,824 --> 01:10:19,725 Okay. 1360 01:10:19,758 --> 01:10:20,593 - I will see you soon. 1361 01:10:20,626 --> 01:10:21,703 See you later, wish me luck. 1362 01:10:21,727 --> 01:10:23,228 - Good luck. - Bye. 1363 01:10:27,099 --> 01:10:29,902 You're doing great, you're doing great! 1364 01:10:29,935 --> 01:10:31,503 - Oh. 1365 01:10:31,536 --> 01:10:33,271 - Here, grab my hand. 1366 01:10:35,007 --> 01:10:36,008 - Ben. 1367 01:10:38,410 --> 01:10:39,211 - That's good. 1368 01:10:39,244 --> 01:10:40,245 - Fuck! 1369 01:10:47,485 --> 01:10:48,520 Two, 1370 01:10:48,553 --> 01:10:49,554 one! 1371 01:10:55,828 --> 01:10:57,129 Super girl! 1372 01:10:57,162 --> 01:10:57,963 Come on. 1373 01:10:57,996 --> 01:11:00,232 She is so cute. 1374 01:11:04,269 --> 01:11:05,871 - Ready for a walk? 1375 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:11,043 Where do ya think you're going? 1376 01:11:13,345 --> 01:11:14,913 - You are adorable! 83689

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