Original subtitles

'No violation of copyrights regarding songs

from other films used in this picture'

'The Hero'

"Winner solo"

"Champion for a cause"

"He is never at a loss"

"Hero!"

"Common man's VIP"

"Silver screen's celebrity"

"Exceptional fellow"

"Our favorite hero"

"Hero from zero"

"Winner solo"

"Champion for a cause"

"Hero...numero uno...solid gold"

"Hero...knock out, brave and bold"

'What, da?'

'He is striking with so much punch and power'

'Do you think he is a hero?'

'Can't really say so'

'Oh! You thought he is not a hero'

'You can't say that either'

'Then somewhere in between'

'I will myself say a definite 'no' for that possibility'

'Only you will decide in any case'

So, please watch the film

Even if we like the house...

...you know, only if you say it has good vibes, we will go ahead

Is the 'vastu' right?

It is fine

- Can we do the housewarming ritual? - Go ahead

- Shall I leave? - We'll do it tomorrow

Shall I leave?

Please wait, my son has gone up to the ATM

I'll wait even 10 minutes

What happened? Why are you running?

A dog chased me

- Then - Then what?

Being your son, I tricked the dog pointing left and turning right

The dog would have conceived well

Confuse

I've told you not to blabber in English

Sir, you help everyone

Can't you help him get rid of his fear phobia?

He's joining a new office tomorrow

'My own life depends on scaredy cats like this'

You don't have to be scared of his fear one bit

Only if it happens step by step it's good for your family deity

- Grandma...? - What, son?

Careful, grandma

Can't you see the car?

He might smash you to a pulp

'I don't think I'll cross today'

'Patti', we will end up as corpses

Don't take a risk

'Good lord! Jam packed'

'3 people are sitting with the driver'

Get inside Sir, my 1st day at work

- Sir, my ironed shirt - Go, right

Sir, I am a man

'Don't stamp my foot'

'Tahsildar office Thiruvottriyur, Tiruvallur district'

[indistinct chatter]

Good morning, sir

Morning, sir

Bro is here

Bro is getting off his bike

Good morning, sir

Move aside

- Morning, bro - The tiger is on the prowl!

Tell me your address

- Who is 'sir'? - Good morning, sir

I am-

R.I, new recruit as apprentice

Revenue inspector? Please sit down

- It's okay, sir - 'Okay', huh?

Is this your attire on your 1st day of work?

Sorry, sir

Bus was crowded

Crowd in the bus, ration shop, hospital

Crowd in our office

Even the graveyard is crowded

India means crowd

In India, 100 babies are born in 1 minute

When an officer is angry you should not answer back

You should bottle up your answer Go and attend to your work

- Sir, you get up and come - Go, start work

Thank you, sir

Good morning, sir

Sir...sir?

Even the Tahsildar is scared of you

Don't misunderstand me Who are you, sir?

A television can have 75 channels

But to operate it there is only 1 remote

Similarly this office is operated by 1 remote

Yours truly

Good morning, anna

Sir...sir?

Explai-

Sir, please explain clearly

- Do you really want to know? - Yes...yes

'Attender'

'Attender, huh?'

'Please be seated, anna'

In this office, from the sweeper to the highest officer...

...from 1 to 10 is Govt's salary

The rest is what I give them

'For interest'

He is confusing me correctly I don't understand

After office if we booze, it's enough

You will understand clearly

I already had a hair-cut last week

Not cutting as in hair cut

This is our slang for liquor

Aiyo! My mother won't approve

We need not invite her Both of us can go

Are you a mamma's boy like an 'Ambi'?

My name is Thambidurai

'Thambidurai?'

'My schoolmate Thambidurai'

What happened?

Thambi

Anna

I am Annadurai

Thambidurai

Bro...!

'Puliyur'

'6th grade'

'Master with the stick'

You are in the same grade for the past 2 years

You know you'll get 10 blows if you don't finish your homework

How dare you come to class without doing your homework!

Show me your hand

'Enough of wiping it Extend it'

One

Thambidurai, you've done your homework Why are you showing your hand?

Because Annadurai is my friend

Hit me instead

- It hurts, sir - 'Three'

What now?

Thambidurai is my best friend

I'll take the rest

Sir, I will do anything for Annadurai

I'll take the balance blows

I don't want Thambidurai to shed a single tear

- Hit me, sir - No, hit me

- Sir, beat me - No, beat me

- Don't hit Annadurai, sir - Don't hit Thambidurai, sir

Thambidurai's father has come

He has got a job transfer it seems Thambidurai has to leave school

Split them and take the boy

Sir, don't break us apart

Your father is calling

- I won't go - I want to be with him

Don't separate us

- Anna! - Thambi

- Annadurai - Thambidurai

I missed you terribly

I feel like crying

[clears throat]

It's your first day at work

- Do a sincere job of it - Okay

- See you - Bye, anna

I'll never go away from you, Anna

'Early morning they whizz past as if they are heading for a bar!'

'Looks like he will run over me'

Just come along

You seem more scared than my husband

Grandma, slow down

Watch your step You will end up under a car!

- Wait, 'patti' - Come

- Looks like you'll kill me - Listen to me

- You are abandoning me - Get lost!

The flowers you sell may decorate your bier!

Where do you want to go?

Over there

Where do you want to go from there?

Thiruvottriyur

Ride pillion with me

I will drop you It's on the way

Haven't you ever sat on a scooty?

Sit astride

Where in Thiruvottriyur?

Muththamizh nagar

- What? - Muththamizh nagar

Muthth-

This is the place, right?

Do I have to get down?

Get down

Shooting cancelled, huh?

What will the dancers do?

Won't you look where you're going? I'm really pissed off

I am on cloud 9!

Happy? Happy mood

Dancers

Look at this movement

Ready 1, 2

Step number 36

Forty two

Not this fast

Master, what is this?

Twenty one

This is okay, master

Sir, he didn't dance at all

Master, we have to dance simple and with style, without sweating

Look now

"Thinking of you 24x7, baby Admiring you is my hobby"

"Thinking of you all the time, baby Looking at you is my hobby"

"Without any preparation Without friends' invitation"

"Without any preparation Without friends' permission"

"Sweety, beauty, marry me"

[hooting laughter]

I've paid the dancers No way, you have to dance

"Thinking of you daily, baby Looking at you is my hobby"

The parakeet is yours!

'Confirmed!'

"In shock I was pole-axed In my dreams unmasked"

"I realized now Reason is love"

"If you trample my heart unjustly I'll dance to its beat robustly"

"I will revel in a new song My love for you all along"

"The whole world is now out of focus Your sunshine smiles are special effects"

"Till I met you, my life was a circus"

"Thinking of this my love is a success"

"Thinking of you whole day through"

"My thoughts hover over only you, baby Looking at you with love is my hobby"

"Thinking of you whole day through, baby"

"Looking at you with love is my only hobby"

"Without any preparation Without friends' invitation"

"Without any preparation Without friends' permission"

"Sweety, beauty, marry me"

"Sweety, beauty, marry me"

Nice imagination But unwanted song

Stop...stop

- I need to go to Muththamizh nagar - I am going home

Hello

Auto...auto?

Bro, follow that yellow scooty

Don't overtake Tail a few paces behind

You are doing a good job

Thank you, sir

'Now I know where she lives'

Superb

'You've confided in me'

'Hereafter this will be your mother-in-law's house'

Wave your magic wand, Anna

Watch me in action now

What he is spreading this mat?

Is he into predictions with the aid of a parrot?

Lie down

Lying on a mat is degrading to the lowest degree

No dumbass will do this

Passers-by will misunderstand me

- What happened? - All that is 3rd century!

So what? Let them think

This is 'after Y2K' Falling into a rut is backward

Thinking out of the box is moving forward

Being confused like this...

...is love

Oh! Okay...okay

LOVE!

If you shout I'll tear your Adam's apple

If you lie in front of your girlfriend's house

...after you are married you can lie on-

- I will do it with full energy - Get going 'horizontal'

I'm feeling shy, Anna

The shy one gives the birds and bees a complex!

- Tell if my girl comes - Don't worry, will do

[humming]

- Buddy - Tell me, Anna

Is your girl a little pleasantly plump?

Slightly

She is here Take a look

How can that aunty be my girlfriend?

My girl is a barbie doll

Then maybe she is your mother-in-law?

'Most likely the maid'

'I can lure the maid for myself with ease'

'What, baby?'

[clears throat]

Amma, go inside

- Go in, ma - Why don't you let me stand here?

Your girl is here

- Aiyaiyo! - What is it?

I thought this is my girlfriend's house

Looks like this is her friend's house

The chap who followed you yesterday is right outside my house

Threaten him and chase him away

Should I threaten or chase?

Hold on to your options I'm coming over to your place

I will deal with him

Take your time I'll keep an eye on him

I shouldn't have trusted you

Let's confirm and then go

We have come this far Just a bit more

I will go down for your sake

But don't push me into a hell hole

Uncle?

Come in for a cup of coffee

An 'accused' is hiding nearby it seems

I will 'encounter' him and come

I would love to have the soup your mother makes

Ages since I tasted it

Okay, uncle

- Hey! Who are you? - Mood gorning, sir

Who are you? What are you doing here?

We sell mats and pillows

'Mats for sale...mats...mat...smat!

'Pillow...pill...low...pillow'

You claim to be selling mats You got just 1 mat

Everything is sold This is the last piece

People here lie on mattresses Not such mats and pillow

Give it to me

Then why does he want it?

Take it, sir

- Lift your hand, sir - Selling old mats, get lost!

I don't want to see you here

Thank god! He didn't see your chain

Let's scoot from here

Why does he need a mat to 'encounter'?

She is ridiculing us, bro

She will get it-

This silly bike is throwing a tantrum!

Anna, she is my girl I told you about

Thank You, God!

Turn the bike now

It's okay if there is no mat I'll fall flat!

- No need - It's a matter of love!

Please go, Anna

The cop with our mat has shot someone I think

- Let's escape - Let's learn to live, bro!

- U-turn now - Count me out

Wait, bro We'll lose her

I'll get down

Girls are like this, can't trust them or live without trusting them

My girl isn't like that

- Annadurai, Thambidurai - Good morning, sir

Trash your wishes!

Done with the verification?

- Sir, no one was there - All 10 were missing?

50% not in the address you gave Other 50% don't have an address

I need to see your report immediately after verification

Go, man

Go...attend to it

- Anna, what to do now? - Lie back and sleep

- What? - For once let's work

Work brings an instant scowl and cuss words!

Govt jobs have such a tag I think!

- Superb - What?

First address is my neighbor!

Auspicious time now You can initiate the talk

Sir, please call your daughter

Why should we call our daughter?

Not etiquette for us to call

Anna, keep quiet

We have to do some enquiry

- Why? - What enquiry?

Don't get scared

Your daughter had applied for a job, right?

My son is a Revenue inspector

He has come to enquire

We have come to watch how well he enquires!

Are you wondering if this is an over enthusiastic family, huh?

Isn't it so?

I can see that

My dear!

Classic case of holding butter in your hand and searching for ghee syndrome!

'He won't even realize if a bee stung him now!'

You can toss your enquiry out of the window!

Alert!

[clears throat]

- What is your name? - Kanmani

Lovely name, dear

'- Am I right? - You are always right, dear'

You had applied for Health Inspector's post

Yes

Govt job like our son

Then what? Set and sealed

What are your qualifications?

Masters in Micro biology

My son has completed his Masters in commerce

Do you know to cook?

She makes yummy red snapper fish curry

Shall we eat and then go?

What have we come here for and what are we doing?

Kanmani, your mobile number please

Why do you need her number?

For further verification

My son is the Revenue officer

You do the asking, dear

Kanmani, number

Sir, my hard work

Name Kanmani Father's name Subramani

1st main road Gandhi nagar, Thiruvottriyur

All ID cards okay

Age 23, qualification is Masters in micro biology

Favorite deity: Ganesha Favorite color: Blue

Prefers non-vegetarian Likes boiled egg

Likes chrysanthemum Favorite hero Rajinikanth

1st word as a baby: 'amma' Shoe size: 7

Drinks Horlicks in the morning and milk at night

Sir, I have collected details for another 7 pages about the girl

You have verified with vigor and energy

To lock her completely

If you do such a thorough job you'll retire by your 4th verification

You can work, I agree, but not cross all limits!

I won't cross it, sir

How many years will you cheat not paying interest?

I'll thrash you Tell me

My business isn't doing too well

People now prefer international cuisine

What can I do?

Then do online trading

The whole world is changing

Won't you keep stride?

How can I sell online peanuts which cost just 5 rupees?

Are you trying your logic with me?

Watch my magic now

We caught Vijay who has been dodging us without paying interest for 15 years!

'Which Vijay?'

The peanut seller

Vijay Kallaiyya

I meant him

Catching him isn't important

You must close the chapter!

Transfer his shop in my name

'Okay, Singam'

Give me your worn out finger

Don't, bro

His cart is worth only Rs 2000 He's using a document for Rs 5000?

Will you stamp your fingerprint or shall I chop your finger?

I make ends meet only with this cart

Do you have branches in every street for this?

- Stamp your fingerprint - I'll somehow repay the loan

- Do you intend signing or not? - Please let me go

Will heartless chameleons hunt the working class?

What?

Bragging punch lines with your bristle moustache face?

Don't think the poor are paper tigers!

Hey! You heard that?

Another of your punch lines?

How many more such lines have you got? Tell me

Tell me, I say

Cough it up

Cat got your tongue?!

Open your mouth and speak up

Uncle...uncle...!

Hey! Here's a savior to question your foul play

Don't be scared

A savior has come to your rescue it seems

They meant you, my son

Go and question this injustice

Me...?

Go on, hit us

No, bro

Then why are you screwing up your face in anger?

That's sweat

- Your eyes are turning red - Is that so?

Dust fell into my eyes

Your hands are trembling

'He's shooting a quiver of questions at me!'

I'm shivering

Then you are our target!

Uncle, some thugs will let go if you show your weak side

But they seem hell bent on bashing up someone today

Let's leave now

I'll run that side and you go this way, okay?

Let's meet at home and discuss about this, bye

Hey sonny!

I am dying to hear your punch lines

Come and talk

Come, da

Don't beat me up

'The mat idea for your love fell flat on its face!'

You must try a new proposal

- How much is this China set? - What a warped face!

'I agree, your face is a put off!'

This looks good

'- This is WhatsApp - I know'

Even if you know, I'll still say it You must keep nodding

- Okay...sorry - 'Over enthusiastic case!'

'In this WhatsApp...'

...there are certain symbols which will lure your heart

Send this heart and immediately tap the arrow symbol

It will pierce and lock her heart!

I'll send this to Kanmani right away and lock her heart

He's in a tearing hurry!

When you're professing your love for the 1st time, sun is scorching hot

Okay, we must choose an auspicious time

Normally girls will frown during the day

But after 9:00 p.m they will be on cloud 9

If we toss the ball then...

...clean bowled!

Anna, pose

- He bought a new mobile - I can see that

Mr Thambidurai S/o Subash Chandran

- Please wait, sir - Is it for me?

Then is it for your father?

'Take off your glasses Wear contact lens'

'Most importantly don't oil your hair'

Climate is cold

Let me text a hot message to my girl

What shall I type?

To be on the safe side, let me rehearse by sending it to bro

Little prince, put this leg inside

Your father never wore briefs at your age!

'Even now you don't!!'

'If you say such things your mother won't like it'

'She was the one who told me'

But don't share it with anyone else, okay?

Isn't he a smarty-panty?

'My soul mate', huh?

Shall I put the shirt on?

'Are you asleep, dear?'

Bend your head Wear the-

'She's staring daggers at me'

'Randy, darling?'

- Aren't you my precious gem? - What about amma?

'Your mother is a pumpkin in a nighty!'

Let me send the main text!

'I love you, sweetheart'

'She is mixing the dough with such passion'

'Are we on tonight?'

You bet!

Go to bed early tonight

I won't sleep so early

Good lord! You shouldn't be a bad boy

- I'll only be with you - Your eyesight will be ruined

Please close your eyes and sleep, my little prince

Power outage, huh?

Okay

Let me text my girl

- Bro...bro...? - Uncle...!

There's a snake in my house

Aiyaiyo! Snake?!

You get a flashlight to hit the snake

Why me? Ask someone at home to lend you a hand

They have gone to attend a function, no one is at home

I don't have a torch, uncle

So what? Don't you have a mobile?

We can use the torch in your mobile and hit it

How will the snake know who is holding the torch and who is hitting it?

What if it suddenly turns and strikes me?

Listen to my idea

Sleep in the terrace tonight

The snake will slither out realizing no one is at home

'Isn't that an awesome idea, uncle?'

Good night, uncle Sweet dreams

What did I tell you yesterday?

You asked me to text

To whom?

To Kanmani

Then why did you message me?

Trial, just like we warm up before we exercise

Mobile warm up

You sent it to warm up

My wife made me throw up!

I don't have any mistress, trust me

I'm here like a grinding stone and you're having a ball

Who is this 'soul-mating' on your phone?

I'll rip your soul out!

- Anna...? - I'm fighting for your sake

'Instead of texting her...'

'...let me indulge in eye-chat'

Hey...!

Hello...?

I'm talking to you

'It's me?'

What are you doing here?

1 minute

I am exercising

In this hot sun, have you come to exercise?

Tell me honestly

You came to drool over me, eh?

No, I didn't

- You saw me, right? - No, I didn't

I saw you looking at me

I didn't see you

Did he look at me or not?

Yes, he was eyeing you

I didn't look at you at all

Why didn't you?

Why did you not see me?

A pretty girl is right next to you

Why didn't you see?

Do you want me to look at you?

Or not even glance at you?

If you see it is wrong

Even if you don't, it is wrong

It's wrong for you to have come to the terrace

Go down

Listen, this is my terrace

I'm here in my balcony, right?

Go down

If you don't like him, just ignore him

Why do you tease him unnecessarily?

As if I'll tease him without liking him?

Then are you interested in him?

Very much

'I've seen him in many places'

He is really innocent

Is that why you like him? Then profess your love to him

If we express so fast boys won't realize our value

We should take 1 step at a time

- I just can't understand her - Wait, I'll take care

Liquor drinking is injurious to health!

I told you I won't drink

- I don't want - Will you drink grape juice?

This is also like grape juice Give me your glass

- Give it to me - Confirmed...?

Will taste very good

'Drink it, only for toddlers like you, I've mixed it with a cool drink'

Yuck, I hate it

- Tastes awful - In the beginning that's how it will be

If you swirl it in style and take a sip...

...it will grip you, try it

Sooopercalifragilistic...hahn!

Your savior is now in you He will take care of everything

1 more

Wow...!

You're helping yourself?

Self driving?

- Awesome! - What about you...?

You go ahead I'll follow you

DAI...!

Whom are you calling?

Calling you, da

- Serves me right - Call now

Call whom?

My baby, my darling

Kanmani!

- Kanmani...Kanmani - Did I say Goundamani?

Call her...call...call

Whatever it is, let's discuss in the morning, keep quiet now

Then...?

Order a grape juice

On the very 1st day, you shouldn't fall flat on the floor!

Then the bar officers will lose their cool

Listen to me, you have had your fill today

If you ask me to drink, I should drink

If you say it's enough I must stop at once

Are you a big...big-

Your tongue is twisting? Forget it

Who says I am at a loss for cuss words?

You promised to give me proper ideas for love

'And you're bugging me now'

Bloody nitwit

I won't spare you without giving you an earful!

Bro, you can scold the chap who taught you to read

- But can you yell at your drinking guru? - Get lost, egg-head!

"With a poor soul's heart plays this lady Smart ass, with puzzles she kills me"

"My body can't take any more Uncle, count the bottles' score"

"With her eyes she will ask what's up Even if I tell she'll pretend to be dumb"

"If I reason out, my feelings she'll attack Uncle, I'm so tired of this comeback"

"If I say yes, she will say no If I say come, she will say go"

"I profess my love, she becomes a monster I bid goodbye, she sticks on forever after"

"If it's Sunday, pick up the booze Feeling tired, stay at home to snooze"

"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday Feeling tired, stay at home, waste away"

"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"

"Feeling tired, stay at home I say"

"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday Feeling tired, stay at home, waste away"

"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"

"She walked into my heart, buddy She made plans to invade me"

"Just thinking of her already I get intoxicated and heady"

"She stirred my life like juice delightedly She drank with a straw wholeheartedly"

"I fell into her web with my eyes open Aiyaiyo! Worst mistake that could happen"

"There's beer in the bar countless And love in my heart limitless"

"Don't fall in love, my friend Pain is what you get in the end"

- Lip sync is his - But content is mine

So...?

- Shall we go? - Okay

Director-ji, what's your role in the song?

I was replaying my feelings

If you keep replaying...go now

He's a good chap

Mr Shobi

You're missing out on a good dancer!

What an insult!

Action

"If I say yes, she will say no If I say come, she will say go"

"If it's Sunday, pick up the booze Feeling tired, stay at home to snooze"

"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday Feeling tired, stay at home I say"

"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"

"Feeling tired, stay at home I say"

"If it's Sunday, pick up the booze Feeling tired, stay at home to snooze"

"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"

"With a poor soul's heart plays this lady Smart ass, with puzzles she kills me"

"My body can't take any more Uncle, count the bottles' score"

"With her eyes she will ask what's up Even if I tell she'll pretend to be dumb"

"If I reason out, my feelings she'll attack Uncle, I'm so tired of this comeback"

"If I say yes, she will say no If I say come, she will say go"

"I profess my love, she becomes a monster I bid goodbye, she sticks on forever after"

"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"

"Feeling tired, stay at home I say"

"If it's Sunday, pick up the booze Feeling tired, stay at home to snooze"

"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"

Mattress sellers that you are you want to sing, huh?

When I checked the mattress there was no cotton inside

Only dirty linen

Where are you taking me all spruced up?

Didn't you tell me your girl will come this way now?

I'll ask her one way or the other if she loves you or not

What is the rush?

- We can do it step by step slowly - I'll step into hell at this rate

Only my wife was beating me up

You made the police join hands too

Listen, we can exist any which way but we have to be alive!

That's important, come on

Before proposing my love, shouldn't I ask my parents?

How about asking all the passers-by?

What if my mother doesn't approve?

I'm sure she will like her

When we went for the verification...

...your mother was eyeing her as to-be daughter-in-law

- Is it so? - I knew right then

- Shut up and come - Today is Friday

- Not auspicious - It's fine, just follow me

She's here On dot!

Don't broach the topic in a turning

- Hello...hello, stop, stop - Let us scoot, bro

Stop, I say

- What? - [clears throat]

We need to talk with you

You remove your glasses

What is it about?

From Adam and eve till Ajith and Shalini...

...love is a feeling

If you don't get that you've failed

To explain my friend's love, I need a whole year, not just 1 day

Will you listen?

He's teary eyed with you as his pupil

He embeds you in his heart and he's emotional

Not knowing if you love him or not, he is flustered

And I am being trampled by all the passers-by

Clear out!

'She's shooing me away'

- I told you it's Friday - You wait

What?

Do you...like me?

Er...hmmm...yes

Why?

Because-

'I'll tell you'

What now, da?

She wants you to stand aside

Try to understand, bro Move aside, I say

- Thambi! - Go

Are you in love with me?

Yes

What's your next move?

Next step is naturally marriage

After we get married?

Okay...okay

Come home with your parents and meet my parents tomorrow

- So soon? - What is 'soon'?

I thought we could date...er...a little while longer

Thinking of ditching me?

Aiyaiyo...! I'm not that kind

Then why wait? Come home and meet my parents

Are you okay with coming home?

Hey! You there

Looks like the neighbors are coming again for verification

- Greetings - Greetings

- Greetings, uncle - Greetings

- 'Come' - Greetings

We haven't come here for verification now, sir

- You tell them - You first

- You tell, dear - When have I taken the lead?

One of you just open up before the auspicious time passes

You know my son only too well

I know, go ahead

He is a revenue inspector at the Tahsildar office

He earns Rs 25000

Very reserved by nature

Even gold may have copper as impurity, but my son is pure gold

So?

My son likes your daughter very much

'He wants to marry only her, no one else'

I was worried I might have to run from pillar to post to find him a girl

As luck would have it, we found the perfect match right next door

We have come to ask for your daughter's hand for my son

If you give us a favorable reply, we can agree informally

Please be seated

Please sit

Take a seat

You have told us about your son

But won't I have certain expectations about my to-be son-in-law?

A girl spends more time with her husband's parents than her own

That being the case, the son-in-law to-be should not only take care of my daughter

But protect her till the very end

Because the world today is not safe

There was an issue recently on the road

In spite of my age, I protested

When I told your son to intervene...

...he told me, 'what if they bash us up?'

'You run this direction, I'll scoot that side', he said and fled

Do you want my son to fight with the rowdies on the road?

Okay, forget that

A couple of days ago, a snake slithered into my house

I asked him to fetch a torch

Even for this, he fled in fear

I've raised my daughter very bold, like a son

But you haven't raised your son-

Yes, sir, I've told him to steer clear of problems

What is wrong with this?

Is this a contest on good parenting?

Do you want to accept this alliance?

Auspicious time will pass very soon

To put it in a nut shell...

...I want a brave man as my son-in-law

So one who beats up people is brave?

No, the chap who fights like a rowdy isn't brave

One who questions injustice and gets beaten is also brave

But one who doesn't fall into either of these slots....

...I just cannot accept him

Okay, I'll stop with this You may please leave

Sir, why don't you have a word with your daughte-

Why should I ask her?

What does she know?

I decide

- Appa? - Go inside

I said, go inside

Let's go

I shall find a real man for my daughter

'- Hello? - Don't shout, da'

What a lousy father for such a lovely girl, huh?

How was he born?

Tell me, how was he born like this?

By sheer accident Forget it

I didn't mind him shooing me out

But he had the gall to ask my girlfriend to go inside

I feel like strangling his-

I should have crumpled him up into a heap

He wants to choose a real man for a groom?

Everybody wants a real man of course!

What's wrong with that?

His words continue to ring in my ears

- Listen, can you hear it ring? - Nothing

Can you see?

Yes, it's really huge

It's aching in here

Needles in my heart

I can endure it

I can easily cope

'Gawd! I shouldn't have come with him'

But my poor mother?

Aiyaiyo!

She won't be able to bear it

My mother can't take it

- My mother can't - Calm down

Don't cry

Do you know how awful she felt?

Okay, bro

Can you feel that pain?

CAN YOU FEEL THE PAIN?

I understand the feeling

No way, you can't How dare you lie!

You can't feel as much as I do

Because she is my mother

Don't pretend

'Gawd! My head is splitting'

Bro, shall we have a peg and then finish the job?

Close the chapter then enjoy the quarter

Bro, he is coming

Bro, how did you finish with just 1 strike?

It may seem like 1 strike

But 3 slashes inside

Let us pounce

Being Singam's right hand is no cakewalk!

Shut up and come

- Bro? - What?

I'll drown in beer today

Submerge in whatever whoever wants

- Okay, bro - You're the best, bro

Order fast

Move over to the other side

- Vacate the place - Clear out

- What booze do you want? - Bro, something special today

- Hey lad! Come here - Hurry up

- What do you want? - Let him come

- What do you have? - Your usual booze, bro

- What do you want? - What?

He is the sole reason for that cotton-head rejecting me

- This chap - 'Who?'

'The one with a skull ring on his finger?'

He looks like a rowdy

He is a rowdy

Didn't I tell you about the peanut seller?

He is the culprit

Is it him?

I shall show him-

Hey, listen, what do you want to do now?

Beat him to a pulp

Bash him up?

Don't create a scene without reason

I shall...hit him right now in this very spot

He is staring at us Please fold your hand

Bro, he is pointing a finger at you

'Will you listen to your brother or not?'

- Listen - Thambi!

Can you hear me?

- Not me - Hey...!

I am talking to you

- Don't shout - Hey, listen!

He seems familiar

Oh! I remember, bro

He ran for his life in Vijay Kallaiyya issue

Same chap, bro

He's drunk as a skunk but he's a scaredy cat

Please fold your hand

'You're right'

What are you looking at? I shall bash-

- What's up? - Face the music

- No - Yes

'No...no...no...no'

- You'll get it - You won't!

Yes, you will

He says, he has an omelet

You'll get it from me

'Please keep quiet'

- Yes - No!

- Yes indeed - No, not at all

- It is there - No, it isn't

He says yes and you're denying it

Yes or no?

YESSSS!

No

Hey, sit...sit, sit down

Get back to your drinking

Why are you jumping?

They have come as a pack, let us pack off

Wearing a checked shirt and cackling like a chick!

Who is chickening out here?

I am an ostrich, I say

Bro, he is ripping his shirt

He can only tear his shirt!

Don't do something you'll regret

They will make mincemeat out of you

Aiyaiyo! Hear me out

Boss, there's some beer left

I haven't finished my beer

Bro, he is coming over here

Let him come

Bro, he is coming with a bottle

Let him even bring a gun

Nothing to worry

Bro, he hit you

Hey, why are you watching? Go and pound him

Come on

For safety, huh?

Thank you

'Good lord!'

'Gawd! Ouch!!'

How dare you laugh at me when I've been bashed up?

When did I laugh?

- Why are you hitting me? - He is hitting me

Then you hit him back

- When I hit him he retaliates - What can I do about that?

- Aren't you his friend? - Yes, man

- That's why I'm hitting you - Careful, the wall is full of nails

Come on, try and hit me

I just had a surgery in my stomach

Let go of me

We'll take him out and do the needful by the rule book!

What do you intend doing to me outside?

We'll bend you double and make a gravy out of you

How the hell is that possible?

There is a blister on my butt

Aiyayiyo!

Come on, face me

So I have to get my hands dirty?

First get up from your seat, I say

Come on, man

Hey! You come to me

You step forward

Hey! You come, man

Come on

One of you just go

Come

He refused his daughter He rejected me

Who is the girl? Who refused?

'Is it full-fledged action from now on?'

I won't disclose it Wait and watch

"Champion for a cause"

"Hero"

They have been attended to last night

What should I do next?

We don't know where they are hurt

As usual take all the tests

He has hurt only his hand The plaster on his forehead is fake

I know everything Do as I say

Follow the hospital procedures

Before they wake up take all the tests

Hello, what do you intend doing?

Overheard our conversation?

- I heard - Then I don't have to repeat it

- It's okay, say it once more - Listen to the doctor

You never said anything

Listen, sir He will comply

Take all the tests

What tests should I-

You shouldn't hold my hand

But you're holding mine

I'm the nurse, I can

You just don't understand the patient's feelings

Who are you? What are you doing?

- Just a blood sample for a test - What test?

What does that mean?

Why are you yelling?

- We are in a hospital - What happened?

Why are we here?

Mosquitoes hounded us at home That's why we are here!

Why did she take my blood sample?

To pray!

Aiyo!

You are bandaged all over What happened to you?

He has forgotten everything and has taken a new avatar!

What happened to me?

You have minor bruises

I am the major sufferer

What happened?

If he boozes, he becomes blank and brave

- Fight - 'What fight?'

Why did you have to fight?

I did not fight You got into a brawl

I fought, huh?

With whom?

- You know Das the rowdy - Yes

You took a beer bottle and smashed it bang on his head

- I did that? - Yes

Super-

What about the thugs with him?

Didn't they retaliate?

You beat all of them to a pulp

Did the entire crowd watch this?

Yes, they even took selfies

But then why are you hurt?

Did I beat you up also?

2 fellows took a fancy to me and bashed me up with extra vigor

Why didn't you hit back?

I thought of it

You were in this violence spree

If I had also joined it would have become clumsy

I need to take some tests Come with me

I am fit as a fiddle Why should I come?

- Nurse - Wait

For all your atrocities accompany me now

You aren't allowed in here

- Won't I come, if I get? - Wait

Bhai said it's urgent

You think it's a trivial matter?

Getting hold of a kidney isn't easy

'I've done it for many people As if I don't know'

Blood group should match and be compatible for Bhai

I am on the look out

Money is no criteria He is willing to spend

If you keep delaying, he will change the broker

'Don't talk off your head'

'Bhai's blood group is AB Negative'

That's a rare group

Listen, as soon as I get it I will myself call him

'His health is at stake He needs it within a month'

Don't delay

I understand

What I am doing is illegal

I have matched it well for many patients

'It's my responsibility to save Bhai'

If you reduce intake of salt, tamarind, chilly, you'll be healthy

That's why you are diabetic

Don't know how you pee with these pyjamas

Being beaten up doesn't bother me

Knowing Singam will get to know makes my heart heavy

Why is our boss sitting in the dark?

He can switch on the light

Dons are always in the dark

Singam?

Singam

Won't you talk?

Please talk to me

I am hurt externally

He is wounded internally

Please understand

Don't you know Singam won't talk to those who get hit?

We own more than 50 bars Why didn't you go there?

You got drunk and beaten up in some shady hole

Even if his son got bashed up he won't talk to him

I am more of a son to him than his own

You can check with him

Singam, is it true?

Singam?

You were the one who taught me to hold a knife

If you're angry, get it out Trample me, it's fine

But don't give me this silent treatment

Singam

You need a certain eligibility to snuff his cigarette

Don't I have the right to do even this?

Singam?

I will make you talk

I will definitely make you talk

You are acting tough after being beaten up by a pipsqueak?

I will pound him to a pulp and then make you talk!

I'll snuff your cigarette then

- I swear on your cigarette! - I'm your heir, eh?

My sugar cube Had lunch?

- What did you eat? - 'Dosa'

- How many? - Just 5

What do you want?

Where is Thambidurai's report? Doctor wants it

I am preparing it

My sweetie-pie is sweating

Even the fan isn't switched on

"Wind wane is changing in my favor"

"Raindrops falling on my head to savor"

Thambi?

Thambi

Thambidurai

What?

How did you get hurt?

It's nothing It will heal

But the way your father hurt me, the scars won't fade

I won't let it heal either

My father shouldn't have been so rude, I agree

I'll apologize on his behalf

Look, I am apologizing to you

But you're ignoring me

Whatever it is let's talk it over

Hey! What do you want now?

I want you

Will you marry me?

"Can the moon sleep if the sky is on fire?"

"How can my heart beat, without you, dear?"

[song from 'Madras']

I need to talk to you

Your father will be peeling onions

Sit and talk to him nonstop

Thambi...Thambi

Don't call me 'Thambi'

I feel so odd, I'm not your brother!

Hello

'We are calling from Light Blue hospital'

'Is it Thambidurai?'

Yes, tell me

'Doctor Phoenix Raj wants to meet you immediately'

Can you come over?

What's the matter?

'I don't know' Please come in person'

Thank you

Why did you want to see me?

- Shall we tell him? - Wait for the doctor

Correct

You're also a doctor

We are just doctors But he is THE Doctor

Chief doctor coming

- Have you had breakfast? - Yes, sir

- Pongal, huh? - Yes, sir

I can see you are full up! Lean back

Why did you ask me to come?

I'll explain

Have you read Osho?

No

I have read his books

According to Osho...

...when every life leaves this earth it creates a space

That space is filled by another life

No one stays here forever

Even those who come never stay

Then where do those who leave stay?

That is the unknown!

- You don't understand - I understood

There is a disease called CJD

Known as Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease

Now do you understand?

No, I don't understand

People who are affected by this disease will look fit and smart like you

But this disease will only affect the brain

Only 1 among a million will be afflicted

Such patients are sure to die between 10 days to 10 weeks

How does this concern me?

You are 1 in that million

You suffer from this disease

What are you saying?

Doctor, what are you-

Doctor

I don't have any bad habits

How could this happen?

How-

You are justified in feeling this way

All are equal in death's eyes

You know the day you'll die We don't know

That's all

You should be at peace till your dying day

For the few weeks left on earth be of service to someone

Death is not an end

It's a respite in-between a long journey

Understood?

Doctor

Is there no other way to save me?

- What happened? - We wanted to follow you

I'm just walking up to the window

Sit, 'Pongal'

Only now a cure has been found and is being tested on mice

So

It will take many years for humans to benefit

I am sorry

I didn't feel so bad when I mentioned this disease

But I feel terrible seeing your expression

You are teary eyed

Tears are flooding your eyes

1st smile, only then I will talk to you

Please keep smiling

Is there any medicine-

I want you to smile

- My father - 1st smile

How can I smile in this situation?

In this world 90/100 are unhappy

The remaining 10% pretend to be happy

Even they are not at peace

If you want to be happy and peaceful...

...laugh, every time you think of death

Earth is not confirmed

But death is!

Look at death and laugh at its face

Not good enough

Try improving

Really pseudo

Please stop it

Laugh wholeheartedly

Worst

Listen to me Turn around

Turn around

When I tell you, turn, look at me and laugh

Are you ready?

Tell me you are ready

Say it with gusto

Ready!

Ready, 1-2-3!

Fix it right there

Osho is well within you Don't let him out

Give me your hand

Don't hesitate Give me your hand

Let your death be a happy pass over, go peacefully

Sir, stop your bike and give me something

Sir, at least you give me some alms

"You are a VIP celebrity Now a punctured wheel identity"

Sir...?

Sir!

Sir, I have never seen a Good Samaritan like you

Look at me properly

Even if you want to you won't be able to see me again

Sir, may you lead a long and happy life

'Laugh, every time you think of death'

'Look at death and laugh at its face'

"Few days to bid adieu 1 foot from the grave are you"

Sir

Sir, come often to this street

Like a faithful dog I'll be lying near this bungalow

Please help yourself

'After a long time my sister has got a good alliance'

'I shouldn't jinx it by mentioning my death'

- My dear - Amma

Hey! Where did you disappear?

How many times to call you?

They saw Durga in the temple

They liked her and want her as their daughter-in-law, come in

This is my son

He is a Revenue inspector

Hello

Pleased to meet you

- Greet them - Good afternoon

Sit down

I like his way of wishing

Really, I like it

Last week we saw a girl

They said they will give 150 sovereigns of gold and a BMW car

But we refused

Because we did not like that family

But we like your family

So I won't insist on the same dowry

If your dowry can be 100 sovereigns and a Honda City car, that will do

Money is not the criteria

Bonding with relatives, showering love and care matter much more

- We will take leave - See you

Your marriage will follow suit

Very soon I will see you with a garland!

- Funny guy! - See you

Bye

Take care

I don't want this alliance

They are making way too many demands

Looks like we may have to spend 4-5 million!

Even if they don't ask we will spend for our daughter

They are asking a bit more than what we had in mind

We sell our plot in Guduvancheri and conduct this wedding

Seems like a good proposal

'That plot is our only saving'

'Is it necessary to sell that to get married?'

How many times will I tell you?

I have no connection with kidney transplant

You got the wrong man

I know everything

I overheard your conversation in the restroom with someone about a kidney

Relax

Your secret is safe with me

My sister's marriage is fixed

I'm in need of a lot of money

That's why I've come forward to donate my kidney

It isn't a cakewalk

There are many legalities involved in this

Is your family aware?

No one knows, sir

Even what I do is a secret

You and I are sailing in the same boat

Let us help each other Win-win situation for both of us

I understand

Kidney can't be donated as easily as you think

Blood groups have to match

It will match for sure, sir

I know your requirement

I have the same AB Negative blood group

Whaaat?

AB Negative, sir

Positive news

Hello, Mani

You want me to add milk into your coffee or not?

Yes or no, what do you say?

Milk away, sir!

'Gajabhai welcomes you warmly'

'Don't hit me in a delicate spot!'

Sir, who is this?

'You mean the chap dancing for each blow?'

- He's a familiar face on TV - TV anchor?

Hello, ward boy Hope you're doing good

I'm fine, thanks

Who is he? What crime did he commit?

'He claimed to be a 'Siddha' expert Bhai wanted him to treat his kidney'

He gave medicine for 'something else'

'Bhai lost his sleep'

- So he's getting treated - Go ahead

This is the rule of the land

Whipping like in Dubai

Is there a function? I can smell 'biriyani'

Shouldn't the miscreants be equipped to receive the whip lashes?

Different ball game

'Hansika'

'Hello, Bhai!'

The smell is delicious!

You have to taste my 'biriyani'

Do I need an invitation?

He's Bhai's official 'biriyani' maker

'Hansikaaa!'

Come in

Hey, man! Go back!

We are waiting from yesterday

He's waiting from yesterday it seems

Do you realize his power now?

Good morning, Bhai He is the lad I spoke to you about

Good morning

'As-Salaam-Alaikum', Bhai

Greetings, sir

Where were you so long?

Ennore

Have you briefed him?

Everything okay, Bhai

I have just 1 month left

I need a kidney transplant before that

Your timing is perfect

I have helped many-

Helped many in my lifetime

But you're the 1st to give me life

What do you want in return?

My sister is getting married I need around 5 million

He has briefed me in detail

This is 1 million

As soon as the doctor comes from abroad and surgery is fixed, take the balance

You're so generous, Bhai

We'll take your leave

- Bye - Bye, sir

Sir...?

Just not only my kidney

I'm ready to donate any other organ also

Don't be this outspoken with anyone else

Did you hear what he said?

Did you?

Yes, Bhai, we did

You must live long

I'll take when I want

Your body is my property

- You may go now - Bye, Bhai

Brother, take care of the cash

Wasn't I right?

What did you think of him? He's a gem of a man

'Here you go 1 million, ma'

- Start the arrangements - How did you get this?

Annadurai helped us

How did he get this kind of-

Lending money for interest is his main business

How will we get the balance?

Don't worry, he has promised to give that too

But what about the interest?

We needn't pay interest, ma

- Not that - What are you saying?

1st, let's focus on akka's wedding

We'll discuss the rest later

It will be good if he joins us

He can choose his own clothes

He's ready to go by our selection

Get in now, we're late already

'Thambi is all alone at home'

'She is always in my dreams lying right next to me!'

'She isn't leaving my heart'

Why are you in a tearing hurry?

Why are you here?

All for a good reason

What reason?

- You saw '7G'? - What?

Have you seen the film '7G Rainbow colony'?

- I have - What's the climax?

Heroine dies in the end

Why are you hell bent on dying?

What happens before that?

Before that...

'That' will happen, right?

Yes, so what now?

That has to happen now

Get off the bed

Look, I agree my father was wrong

One mistake can only be corrected by another

If that happens now...

...my parents will have no choice but to get us married

You just relax

I'll take care of it

You leave now, get up

Go home right now

You'll make out only on our wedding night?

I neither want a wedding nor a wedding night!

Listen to me Leave now

You hate getting married?

Or do you hate me?

I hate both

Just go

Go

'I am busy till Saturday'

'I'll come on Sunday for sure'

I'm waiting for you, doctor

'Bhai...bhai-'

- Bhai - Waiting

'Don't you worry' 'All is well that ends well

Though there are many doctors, I fixed you because you're a specialist

I expect nothing less than a perfect job

- 'Sure' - Thank you, doctor

I'm very happy

Surgery has been fixed on Sunday He's a busy doctor

When is your sister's wedding?

18th of this month

18th, right

Do not strain yourself arranging her wedding

Eat on time

It's important you remain healthy

- How much? - 4 million

Go

The entire cash you asked for is in here

Make sure my item matches 100%

Definitely Thank you, sir

Take care

- Welcome - My daughter

...is getting married on the 18th of this month

You must attend

Your custom is to shoo the guests at your doorstep

Our etiquette is to invite even our enemies with goodwill

We've given a Honda City car to our son-in-law

And planned a lavish wedding spending 5 million

My son is organizing the entire wedding

I don't wish to brag about him

Go ahead and go gaga!

Why don't you attend and see for yourself?

Aunty, I will make coffee for you

No mention

You'll be more handsome tomorrow

'Praise be to Lord Vishnu'

'Change is the only constant'

'Lord Govinda gives stability'

You almost got there actually

- Just a second - Doctor

Don't cut the right valve Cut the left valve

Left, left, left... stop, stop

Now cut the edges slightly

Blood coming out?

Operation success!

I'm in India now I'll call you later

A minor kidney surgery in Germany

- I finished it over the phone - Only you can pull off such a feat

You have a problem too?

- Sharp edge - Oh! My saber

- Who are they? - My assistants

Oh! Nice girls

Your knife is sharp

Oh...sorry!

Won't you oil it?

Rusty fellows!

'Hello'

Only if I hug the nurses they will keep me smug

It's okay, control

Come, come

Let's go in, doctor

Bhai, is the operation theatre ready here?

Just the way you wanted

Is the donor here?

Donor?

Mr Thambidurai?

- Yes, madam - Calling from Light Blue hospital

What is it?

Dr Phoenix Raj wants to meet you

Please come immediately

I've changed the room into a theater

Finish the surgery with finesse, doctor

- This is it, thanks - Okay, sir

I'll go for the egg first

Why did you want to see me urgently?

- Would you like to eat? - No, thanks

Okay

Why did you want to see me, doctor?

According to me...

A mistake remains a blunder until the wrong-doer is unaware

The moment he realizes...

...it gets rectified

The experience of realizing it is a mistake and rectifying it...

...is better than the experience of getting it right

If you think deeply...

...it is wrong not to do anything wrong

Making a mistake isn't a mistake at all, right?

Instead of rambling please get to the point, doctor

I'm running short of time

Your time is good, brother

The mistake is from our side

There was a mix up in your report and reason for all this confusion

What is this new bombshell?

What...what are you saying now?

Will I die or not?

Come with me

Come, brother

Come now

Let me hug you

You're 100% perfectly alright

Earth confirmed Death is cancelled

You won't die

You're as fit as a fiddle

Is this true? I'm fine?

God promise

- Do you have a girlfriend? - Yes, doctor

- Save all this for her - 1 more on that side!

I am so happy, doctor

Take him away

Not a French kiss Only on your cheek

Take him away

Just once, bro

- Please, bro - Go, go now

I'll never forget you, doctor

Thanks, doctor Muah...muah!

Don't you dare come in here

How disgusting a man's kiss can be!

He isn't picking my call

Bhai...bhai...it's getting late

Where is your donor?

Doctor, kidney is on the-

Sorry, kidney donor is on the way

Get everything ready

I must rush to Japan

He isn't picking my call Try from your mobile

Bhai, he's on the line

You there!

Sir...?

No...not you, bro

I yelled at one of my boys here

Where are you now? Why aren't you picking my calls?

Sir, I need to talk to you

You can talk only if you attend my calls

How far away are you?

What I wanted to say was-

I volunteered to donate my kidney, right?

Yes, I am eagerly waiting

Doctor is here

Sir, when I promised you my situation was different

Now...my situation has changed topsy-turvy

But my situation is too delicate, bro

Hear me out, sir

I can't donate my kidney now, sir

Hey!

What's up with you?

I'll repay in installments the money I took from you, sir

Am I running a chit fund or lottery?

Please be magnanimous and understand my plight

- Please, sir - Dai!

Don't think you can shake this sheikh easily

'I've killed 10 sheikhs in Dubai and then landed here'

Don't push me over the edge

I want you here in 10 minutes

I'll even sell 10 of my oil wells and ensure I kill you

Hello... hello... hello?

- Bhai? - He hung up on me

Dai!

Praise be to Allah!

- Run...now - Oh! No!

Playing the drum when I am so tense!

Scoot!

He's refusing to give his kidney

- What are you saying? - Go now, all of you

Go and get him right now

- Go now - Not just him

We'll get his entire family

You want me behind bars for illegal kidney transplant!

He shouldn't know he has been kidnapped, hurry up

Let's go

Offering to pay back in installments

Bhai?

Give me, Bhai

I'm looking for the one who has to give me

Pain in the wrong place!

Bhai, not wanting my hair to poke you when you kiss me...

...I shaved my head for your sake

It pricks even more now

You have insulted my head!

I'll never again serve you mutton

I won't

Will it be plain 'biriyani' then?

I'm in a fix

Spewing out dialogs!

Maybe his 'biriyani' ruined my kidney!

'Hey! Stop the car'

Singam

I know you won't talk to me

At least

Hear me out

He is caught

The chap who is the cause for your stony silence

He's well and truly caught

For my sake

Come to Ernavur market

I will pound him to a pulp in front of your eyes

"Rough and tough"

"No dumb or dim fisticuff"

"The popsicle melted into a stick sadly stilted"

Should have caught him when he was seated

You lifted his chin, stared, glared and he scooted right royally

We have eaten up to our throat!

How can we chase him?

"Sling and swing"

"No dumb or dim ducking"

"Kid gloves had no effect on our unsuspecting suspect"

"He massacres mosquitoes with flair He stepped into the arena suited debonair"

"Brawls and bickering send him scampering"

"He has the gift of the gab to run till the last lap"

"Like a ball bouncing through alleys Rest a second to catch your breath please"

"What will you do in a forest If you're blindfolded and left?"

"If you are ragged you'll be a punctured ball of misery"

"Who the man?"

"A toddler on the run here Playing 'Hide & seek' in top gear"

"Looking for the monster to rip him apart with fervor"

"Lub-dub"

"Lollipop"

"Lub-dub and lollipop Last the night long enough"

"Mean and macho stuff"

"No nonsense fisticuff"

"Sling and swing Sting and spring"

"There is no escaping"

"Who the man?"

"Who the man? You are the man"

"Who the man?"

"You are the man You are the man"

Hey, if any of you have the guts, try and touch me now

Dai!

Is he one of Bhai's boys?

Yes, bro

Then he didn't run in fear

Planned it crystal clear to bring us here

They are a terrorizing group

He has Singam group's back up

How is the party?

Quite tough

They will bite your Adam's apple like in 'Pithamagan'

We eat meat occasionally

They eat meat daily

Hey! Sort out your issues later

Leave him and run for your life

Hey! Did we run this far to run away from him?

Better save yourself and scoot

'Let us see who wins in this running game!'

'Come on'

"Who the man?"

"You are the man You are the man"

Singam...have you come?

Singam, this is only the 1st round

You know I don't hit in the 1st round

I'll beat him to a pulp in the 2nd round, Singam

Don't look at me like that, Singam

Singam, this is nothing

Just a small scratch and very little blood

Believe me, Singam

Singaaaaaam!

'I won't spare the chap who prevented me from talking to you, Singam'

'I'll hunt him down, hit him and make you talk to me, Singam'

Why are you giving me fatty meat?

Fat gives the extra glow Your wife is now in the pink of health

'What is he hinting at?'

'His intentions seem questionable!'

Hey! Wait

Why are you giving me only bones?

Your wife loves succulent bones

She bites them with vigor

'She bites them with vigor, huh?'

Bro, tell her I chose the best pieces for her

'Your wife said you'll be going out of town'

'When is it likely?'

'I won't even step out to the next street hereafter!'

'This is the area the ward boy told us'

'Stop the car Let's enquire'

Bro, which is Annadurai's house?

I am Annadurai

We'll use him as bait to get Thambidurai

What's the matter?

We are coming from Bhai's place

So am I, from bhai the butcher

I meant Gajabhai from Dubai

Dubai Gajabhai!

Sounds like a powerful title of a film

Regarding a land, right?

Hello, I want to meet Thambidurai

Hello, Thambidurai is just a revenue inspector

The entire revenue department is in my pocket

Shall I conclude the deal?

Tahsildar will sign on the dotted line if I ask him to

Hello, don't talk unnecessarily

- Tell me where Thambidurai is - Pick up your call

Yes, Bhai

Did you find him?

We are talking to his friend

Disgusting dumbasses!

I asked you to fetch him and you're playing with his friend?

No, Bhai

It's getting late and the doctor is yelling

- No, Bhai - Give me the phone, lousy boy!

'Peace be unto you, Bhai'

'As-salamualaikum'

- He'll yell at me - Thambidurai is my best friend

He won't do anything without consulting me

Tell me what you want I'll clinch the deal for you

'Be generous with your tip I'll finish it for you'

Whom else will I indulge?

Where is Thambidurai?

Why are you also being brainless like these nitwits here?

Whatever it is, 1st take care of me Thambidurai will follow automatically

'Bhai lives in such a fancy bungalow'

What business is he doing?

- Shut up - Get lost!

Bhai, if we pound him to a pulp...

...he will point his finger to our lamb!

He may clam up writhing in pain

1st let's ask

Then take him to task

Is this bhai the Bhai?

Yes

As-salamualaikum

Sit down

[clears throat]

Why are you clutching your stomach?

Constipation?

Take ink nut powder

Dissolve 1 spoon of it in water, stir well

1 quick gulp in the morning

You will download everything in a jiffy

Where is Thambidurai? He needs to do me a favor

Bhai, you still don't trust me?

Not that, brother

It is a serious matter

Just tell me where he is and you can go

I won't leave without completing my 'mission possible'

Quite an impossible mission, only he can comply

For God's sake, why do you keep harping on him?

Then who am I? We are best of friends

We grew up together We lived together

2 bodies sharing 1 soul

For your kind information we even share the same blood group

- What did you say? - We studied together

Your last statement

What did I say?

We share the same blood group

That endorsement Same statement

Bhai, I am there for you

Bhai...bhai

Did you see that fair doctor?

Flirting with the nurse

He is here now

Tell me

We'll take all the tests

If it matches, let's clinch it

Exactly what I've been saying all along

Bhai, clinch this deal using me

I am known to be a lucky mascot

You can go

Come, my dear mascot

Meat for my wife

Come

By the time I clinch a deal and get paid for it, I almost lose my life

Aiyo! I won't let you die, sonny

I know from your goatie-beard

Good lord! Bhai is calling me again

I saw the new car parked outside your house

'Looks soooper'

Okay...okay

Nowadays most people think twice to part with a few thousands

But we should never forget your friend who has given you millions!

'Okay, talk to you later'

'Tell your friend I thanked him immensely'

'Okay?'

I want to meet Bhai

I want to meet sir

I want to meet Bhai sir

Sir, I want to meet Bhai

What happened?

Wh...what-

Why are all of them so silent?

Is Bhai dead?

Bhai

Bhai...?

Aiyo!

Bhai, have you left us?

Bhai, forgive me please

Hey! Bhai isn't dead

Bhai

Not dead?

Why? Do you want me dead?

Bhai!

Bhai

I'll give you my kidney

How many will I need?

- Surgery is over - Over, huh?

After 2 days, I can dance and sing I can even run around and play

Bhai, my conscience is pricking me for not keeping up my word

Why should you feel guilty?

I slit him open instead of you I should be the one feeling guilty

Pay him whatever you promised to repay me

Who is he, Bhai?

- He'll come - For my sake

Who has done such a noble sacrifice?

I should see him

We did a thorough job on him

Anna...?!

Why are you crying?

I should be the one weeping

Don't go overboard

It won't sit well

Take the middle path

Why did you agree?

Even if you are my soul friend

...why did you donate instead of me?

As if I volunteered!

They helped themselves to my kidney

Nurse, cover his mouth properly

He wants to say something

Take your hand

Bloody fellows! I don't agree to this

I'll get even with you

Not both, we will take only 1 kidney of yours

Both you and Bhai will lead a healthy life

If you dare whisper a word outside of what's happening here...

...I'll kill you by selling all my assets

Bhai is a good man

"The pure heart never slumbers So the erudite declare"

You left behind your mutton!

[from the film 'Karnan']

"Accept what life offers, Karna, fair and square"

"To repay your defenders' debt..."

"...you (s)tumbled by default into deceit and defect"

"The devious Krishna is the culprit, Karna!"

"Your conniver is Kanna"

"The righteous heart never slumbers So the mighty declare"

'Saravanan weds Durga Thambidurai's family welcomes you'

Welcome, please come

'Good evening'

'Air Bell Super Singer'

'Title winner King of medley melodies'

'Are you ready to get drenched in the music showers of Mike Maari?'

'Listen now to our melody king'

'Our very own dear 'Mike' Maari'

"God proposed Wedding day disclosed"

"Life planned with a purpose"

"Like Goddess Saraswathi may you be blessed abundantly"

"He thought of this Kinship turned into bliss"

"Both merged as a blessing in disguise"

"May the groom never face gloom"

"May you both be blessed for eternity"

Welcome, sir

[from the film 'Keezhvaanam Sivakkum']

'Aiyo! He's such a tone deaf pain!'

'He wails like a monkey lost in a dense jungle'

"God created this life's stage United by the bond of marriage"

'Ages since I tasted liquor!'

You drunkard fellow!

'Are you mad or what?'

You can't touch a drop of alcohol

What will you do if your one and only kidney malfunctions?

You feel like drinking let me know

I'll drink your share too

You and I are 2 bodies sharing the same soul

'Repeating this dialog you bound me to a wheel chair!'

Hey! Aiyo!!

'A very dense jungle'

I'll bang your voice box hollow

[from the film 'Aval Oru Thodarkadhai']

Please make me deaf, dear God!

Gawd! Wailing whale!

"In that splendorous forest locale"

"2 birds male and 2 birds female with so much love available"

Aunty, it's so heavy Let me carry it for you

This is just a tray of flowers, dear

You're softer than these flowers!

"I saw; the stolen moon, I saw aglow"

"I flipped; warm fuzzies in my heart flow"

'Bride's Room'

[from the film 'Pa Paandi']

"The breeze blows softly; this is love"

You...?

Why did you lock the door?

I want to go out

I want to stay inside

Stay, how does it affect me?

Take your hand off

- I want to be with you - Why?

What do you mean?

Just a quickie

I've locked the door

Just a tiny lip-lock

You'll blow hot and then cold

I'm not the person to fall for all that

You can alternate your smiles and staring daggers

We are quits now

Shall we start afresh?

[knock on door]

Shall I lock it?

Stay here, silent

- You? - Ma...?

Who is inside?

No one is inside It's just me, myself

Give me the tray

- Wowww! - Aiyaiyo!

There must be some other entrance

I know

Hey! Stop the car

He hit you and look how he is standing with temerity

We'll rip him apart

We'll rip him in person

'The next happy number you will be expecting eagerly'

Take your instrument-

- What, bro? - Where is Thambidurai?

- I don't know - Really?

I came to hear the concert Not as a guest for the wedding

- Song? - Yes

I am 'mike' Maari's fan

'Sing along with me without going off-key!'

"The river of illusion blessed meanders down my chest"

[from the film 'Kabali']

"Though ageing gracefully love still blooms graciously"

Hey! Baldie

- Yes, bro? - Stop your song

- Why, bro? - Fight is about to begin

No song hereafter

What a violent invasion

We want Thambidurai here wherever he may be

Otherwise this wedding will be stopped

Listen, dear Don't interfere

A wedding is the yield of many decades

If you try to uproot it-

This tender face is so familiar

We know him

What are you doing here?

To talk punch lines in style? Get lost

How dare you be so rude to me!

To be rude to elders

And tease teenage girls is my special forte!

Shut up and get lost!

You, huh?

You'll catch me when I fall and then vanish into thin air

Please sit down for a while

- Sit down - Gently, dad

'Why do you go and buy trouble?'

'Go after him'

"Our favorite hero"

"Hero from zero"

They are back here to be bashed up

With the number of pegs he downed only God knows what will happen!

Hello...why did you stop the song?

I thought a fight was about to commence

This is a fight and song combo

You go ahead

Soooper, my dear lad

Start music

"He looks innocent no doubt But he's a toughie in and out"

"He gave them what they deserved Not a blow less or more served"

[from the film 'Vedalam']

"With a swift blow, rocket speed he bruised them black and blue indeed"

"What do I care if the dumbass is alive or a corpse?"

"He U-turned he twisted He jabbed his thigh and accosted"

"If I blow hot or blow cold no holds barred, you sod"

'People's choice w(e)aves his magic wand'

"You look as innocent as a lamb"

"As innocent as a lamb No one will you harm"

"Untainted, upright indeed Like a child unsullied"

"With innocence in place your face glows with grace"

[from the film 'Dharmadurai']

'Here comes the dashing hunter!'

"The tiger is on the prowl roaring Thunder roars to lightning"

"The flag flutters with pride Watching the hunter's stride"

"Insides quake and quiver Shake in fear and shiver"

[from the film 'Vettaikaaran']

"Sword and sabre dazzle gleaming Inhabitants of hamlets run screaming"

"Here comes the hunter Common man's benefactor"

'Maari's mellifluous melody'

Maari...!

Sir, tell him not to hit us mercilessly

Please, sir I beg of you

A boat can go in a car as cargo

A car can go in a boat as cargo too'

- This is life's truth - Is this the time for home truths?

Prevent him from pounding us to a pulp

- Please, sir - Hit patiently

Stop hitting him

Hereafter if you cross swords with me-

Enough of histrionics

Your horoscope has become your horrorscope, go

When we came to your house with a marriage proposal...

...you accused my son of being a scaredy cat and not a real man

Now do you accept my son is the complete man?

If one who questions injustice is brave...

...one who never blunders is also courageous

My son has proved he has spunk

Now tell me

Will you agree to your daughter marrying my son?

Ma...?

She is our daughter-in-law

Why don't you say yes?

Fine, I agree

Who said 'no'? Take her gladly

"Will she come to sing a lullaby for me?"

[from the film 'Kadhalukku Mariyadhai']

"Will she spread a glow in my soul warmly?"

"Like a golden chariot will she glide into my heart?"

"Or will she deceive me and drift apart?"

Even if you were planets poles apart in the end you united heart to heart

Before the auspicious time lapses let us have a double wedding

- Are you happy now? - Very much, ma

- But only 1 wish left to be fulfilled - What is it?

Anna...anna?

Anna?

Puliyur 6th grade?

Anna, come here

Anna

You are the reason we got together

Bless us with all your heart

- Bless you both - Thanks, Anna

I am sure you will be happy

"No one can emulate my friend"

- God help me - Are you hungry?

Wait for 10 minutes

[from the film 'Nanban']

"Buddy, where did you disappear?"

I'm willing to donate my single kidney

Please ask him to stop singing

'subtitled by rekhs & co'

"Hero"

"Hero within you as winner solo"

"Who tapped this Sleepy Joe?"

"One look of his, world topples you know"

"Without being asked thugs taken to task"

"Is Rioting the name of his home town?"

"Crushing his foes is his comfort zone"

"Did anger knock on your door?"

"Did fear escape from you, no more encore?"

"Did courage caress the heart to the core?"

"Hero...numerouno...solid gold"

"Hero...top of the chart, brave and bold"

"Silver screen's celebrity"

"Hero"

"Common man's VIP"

"Exceptional fellow"

"Our favorite hero"

"Yahoo wow"

"Hero from zero"