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[grunts]
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Hold all my calls.
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[giggling]
[music]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby Boss boss,
Boss Baby, boss boss ♪
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- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪
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♪ Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪
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- ♪ Who's in charge? ♪
- ♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪
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[grunting]
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You expect me to talk?
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I will never betray Planet Earth to you,
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Emperor Cavemutant Tentaclemouth!
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[speaks gibberish]
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Do your worst!
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I've seen every nightmare
this galaxy has to... [gasps]
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What the barf is this garbage?
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[shrieking]
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No!
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Oh. For criminy's sake, Tim.
They're not gonna kill you.
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Your baby brother likes green beans.
Don't you?
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- [coos]
- [Dad laughs]
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You do like them. Yes, you do!
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[Mom] Eat up.
You have the whole afternoon to play,
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but I need to see a
clean plate first, okay?
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[groaning]
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Make me proud, Timmy.
I'm already so proud of you.
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Templeton. Templeton.
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They're just parents.
You should be playing them like a kazoo.
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It's easy for you.
You like green beans.
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Mm! High fiber with a smooth
grassy flavor. What's not to like?
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- Wait, you could eat my beans.
- Mm, sure could. [sips]
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Mm. Good beans.
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- So...?
- So, what's in it for me?
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What?
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- Everything okay in there, boys?
- All good, Dad!
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[giggles]
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I'm happy to eat the beans,
but for free? [gasps]
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Was there a fire that burned down
the rules of business?
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This isn't a business.
We're a family.
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- We're supposed to...
- I don't live in "supposed-ta, Templeton."
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I live in the free market.
It's all business.
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Quid pro quo,
aka "I doosie, you doosie."
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I eat your vegetables,
you owe me a favor.
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What favor? Ah, we'll leave it open.
But know this...
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I... will... collect.
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Fine. It's a deal.
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What?
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Are you trying to choke me,
you homicidal maniac?
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Gotta mash those mammajammas!
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- [Mom] Ready for me to clear plates?
- One more minute!
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I bought cookies if you're done!
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Mashed, Templeton! I want it pureed so
fine, it'll be in my diaper by sundown.
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[Dad] Okay, here comes
the cookie-copter!
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Come on, beat it like it owes you money!
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[laughs maniacally]
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Good.
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[gulps]
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Aww. Who are my two big boys?
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I'm gonna play with the baby now!
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We're not doing anything suspicious!
I love you. Bye!
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[grunts] Thanks for covering for me.
I have to check in at the office.
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That mean we're even for the green beans?
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[laughs]
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You know nothing about business.
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[laughs, gasps]
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- You should come with me to the office.
- What? Why?
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Because we are family.
I can't have my brother
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ignorant to the art of business.
It's embarrassing.
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[dinging]
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- It'll be fun. I promise.
- I do like fun.
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Do they still have free cookies
in the break room?
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You are literally eating a cookie
right now.
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- I'm a kid.
- Yes, they have cookies.
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Be advised,
we upgraded the transport chupies.
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Do they still work the same way?
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- Yes, you suck.
- You suck!
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Ohh.
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[sucking]
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Hello, you beautiful Baby Corp.
Let's do some business.
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- [phones ringing]
- [overlapping chatter]
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[cries]
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- Yo, family man!
- Hey, BB!
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Boss Baby!
Still looking for those field reports.
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- On your desk by Friday.
- Outstanding!
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Are they always this friendly?
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That's not friendliness.
It's the halo of success.
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Tell me, Templeton,
what do I do here at Baby Corp?
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You make babies?
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Uh, no, the factory downstairs
makes the babies.
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I make sure the world loves babies.
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More than puppies, more than kittens,
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babies get ten times more love
than the competition.
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And you know why?
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Uh, I was promised fun and cookies.
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Ah, stay with me.
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It's because of what I've been trying
to tell you. It's all business.
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Baby Corp gives the world
the cuteness it needs.
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And in return, the world gives us
what we want. All that love.
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Wow, you're great at business.
They should let you run Baby Corp.
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- [groans] I tell myself that every day.
- Boss Baby!
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Mega Fat CEO Baby.
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Good morning, chief!
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Who's crushing it?
Numero you-oh! Up high!
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But not really. I'm important and busy.
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Great. So we're done here?
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[imitates buzzer] Air ball.
Ask me why I'm busy.
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- I'd rather not.
- Why are you busy?
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I'm busy because there's a problem
out in the field, which is what?
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Yeah, your job.
Which I guess you're terrible at?
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Hey!
My brother is great at business.
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[gasps] Oh, that's right.
You went off and joined a family.
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How's that shaking out?
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[laughs]
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Oh, it's shaking fine.
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Yeah, you know what?
My body language don't care.
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You wanna bring your man-baby
to the office? Okay.
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Makes you look unprofessional and weak,
but whatevs.
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I do appreciate the lecture
on professionalism,
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- but my man-baby is right.
- Can we not call me a man-baby?
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Check the board.
Babies are the most loved creatures
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- on the planet.
- Uh-huh, yeah, except...
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Magnus, make it zoom and enhance.
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Mega Fat CEO Baby wishes
to zoom and enhance!
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[Mega] Zip. Looky-looky that.
Right in your own town.
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An entire neighborhood
where they don't just not love babies,
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they can't stand babies.
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They hate babies?
What's the problem? Puppy infiltration?
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Worse. A bad baby.
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His name is Scooter Buskie.
He's just... [blows raspberry]
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...worst baby in the world.
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Scooter Buskie...
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- [thuds]
- [groans]
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- [laughing]
- Scooter Buskie!
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- [man] Huh?
- [all] Scooter Buskie!
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[screams]
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Scooter, no!
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- [woman] Oh, come on!
- [man] Will you please shut your baby up?
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What is wrong with that child?
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The whole neighborhood hates him.
And that's very bad for business.
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[gasps] That poor baby.
We should help him.
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Oh, aren't you just a peach, high-tops?
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I'll take care of this Scooter Buskie.
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Uh, yeah, or else. The "else" means
I take this matter to my bosses.
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The Board of Directors.
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And then I get to fire you, so's we clear.
We clear, double-B?
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Yes.
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Sir.
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I'm gonna fill my diaper now
and never break eye contact.
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- [farts]
- Ooh!
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Smell it!
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Love you, big guy! Not really.
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Mega Fat CEO Baby
does not actually love you.
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We get to go on a secret mission?
You were right. This is fun!
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- Now, where are those free cookies?
- Later.
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We've got a problem baby to deal with.
Time to call in the field team.
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[ringing]
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[Boss Baby] Jimbo, the Muscle.
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[ringing]
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Staci, the Wild Card.
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[all grunting]
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The Triplets.
They... mostly stay back at the office.
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[loud banging]
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[growls]
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[groaning]
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There you are. Honey, he got out again!
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- Sorry, everyone. He gets out sometimes.
- [muttering]
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Scooter Buskie is a garbage baby.
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Maybe he's just misunderstood.
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Oh, sorry. I didn't realize
your brother was...
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[whispers] ...a liberal.
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- What?
- Shh! Triplets, I need a diversion.
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Something special from
the R&D department.
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- We're helpful!
- [Triplets cheer]
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Jimbo, deliver the package.
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[grunting]
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[rings doorbell]
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[mother] What is it, hon?
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It says we won a free baby swing.
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Ooh, latest model from Japan!
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[mother] Japan?
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- Super-advanced technology.
- Fancy!
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Huh. No assembly instructions.
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- [Jimbo grunts]
- Nice work, Jimbo.
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Staci, arrange a meeting.
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Scooter, why are we having
this conversation?
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[belches]
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[snaps fingers]
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Your job is a no-brainer.
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Act cute, Mommy and Daddy
give you food and shelter.
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- You doosie, they doosie.
- [Scooter screams]
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How do we move the needle on this one?
Talk to me.
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- [speaks gibberish]
- [all gasp]
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- What did he say?
- Uh...
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Assorted things about our mother.
Better you don't know.
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- [Scooter yelling]
- He's a total loss.
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We issue a factory recall,
take him back to Baby Corp.
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Take him away? You can't.
I thought we were supposed to help him.
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Staci, I like the problem-solving
and lack of morals, but the kid's right.
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We don't need drastic measures.
What have I been teaching you, Templeton?
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That I owe you a favor? I lost interest
after you promised me cookies.
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It's all business. We just need
to find out what Scooter Buskie wants.
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Buskie, let's do some business.
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[yells]
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That was hard cash, you maniac!
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Maybe this one goes in the...
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[powers up]
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[speaks Japanese]
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- Final offer.
- [squeals]
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Bronze shoes, front row tickets
to Patty Feltmonster's Wiggling Jug Band,
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and we'll throw in
Jimbo's personal stuffed companion.
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Dr. Fluff-Bum...
will always love you. [sobbing]
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[happy squeal]
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[gurgles]
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[all gasp]
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[Scooter screeches]
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[groans]
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It's like negotiating with North Korea!
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This is my job on the line.
Somebody help me out!
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[giggles]
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No hugs, Jimbo!
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- You want me to...?
- I do, but think of the lawsuits.
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Maybe not everything's about business.
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You shut your lying mouth!
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If a baby's fussy,
something's probably bothering him.
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What's wrong, widdle grump-grump?
Tummy gurgles? Izzums sweepy?
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Doodles in the didee?
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Baby talk is hate speech, Templeton.
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- I got it!
- What?
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See that bump on his gums?
He's getting his first tooth.
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- No wonder poor baby is so cranky.
- Staci, what do we have for tooth pain?
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Frozen pacifier. Numbs the gums.
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All better, Scooter?
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I can't believe that worked.
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I brought you to work because I thought
I could teach you something.
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But I was wrong.
You're the one who's teaching me...
242
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:32,490
- Fart! Poop! Doody! [shouts]
- [Scooter growling]
243
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,869
Scooter, no!
244
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:36,750
That single tooth.
It's like Lucifer's javelin!
245
00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,369
[grunts]
246
00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:40,070
[Scooter giggles]
247
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:42,459
[screeches]
248
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,630
Cool. Now we've added biting.
249
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:46,299
Good effort, Templeton.
250
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:50,010
But when you took away Scooter's pain,
all you did was unleash a greater evil.
251
00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:52,390
- [beeping]
- Sir, the baby-hate is spreading.
252
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:56,520
There's a young couple next door
that might actually get a... a cat!
253
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,350
A cat instead of a baby?
254
00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:02,690
- [groans]
- Are we gonna get fired?
255
00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:08,400
No, we are gonna fix this kid.
I've got one last desperate idea.
256
00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:11,200
Templeton, I'm calling in
that favor you owe me.
257
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,529
What do you need?
258
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,740
Gold star stickers.
Go home, grab as many as you can.
259
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,870
- Meet me at Baby Corp.
- On it!
260
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,880
- Are you and your brother having fun?
- Nothing suspicious! I love you. Bye!
261
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,330
Got 'em!
262
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,040
Outstanding.
263
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:32,300
One for Staci. Take one for yourself,
Timmy. You've earned it.
264
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,390
But what happened
to "one last desperate idea"?
265
00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:40,890
I'll be honest, Templeton. I decided
to go with Staci's factory recall plan.
266
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,400
You were against it. Figured I'd save us
an awkward family argument.
267
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,940
So gold star for me, too. Good job.
268
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,939
What did you do with Scooter?
269
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:50,700
We brought him in for retraining.
270
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,490
♪ Baby, be good
Baby, be good ♪
271
00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:57,540
♪ Never, never, never, never
Never be bad ♪
272
00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,320
- [shouts] Be good!
- [gasps]
273
00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:02,170
You just took away that family's baby?
274
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:05,210
Of course not.
We gave them a free upgrade.
275
00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:08,420
What exactly does that mean?
276
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:11,130
Let me paint you the scene
at the Buskie house.
277
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:12,679
[swing] Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
278
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,470
[Boss Baby] Right now,
Mrs. Buskie is realizing...
279
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,470
I should go feed Scooter.
280
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,470
Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
281
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,270
[Boss Baby] Can you imagine
that mommy's life, Templeton?
282
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:27,110
Every four hours, every day,
she has to feed that... that...
283
00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:29,150
Scooter Buskie.
284
00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:32,900
But today is different.
Oh, the routine is the same.
285
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,490
Scooter, nummy-num time.
286
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,489
But what's this?
287
00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:43,830
When she walks up to that crib,
what precious wonder awaits?
288
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,620
Scooter?
289
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:50,550
A brand-new, powder-clean,
snuggle-hungry baby.
290
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:51,879
[giggles]
291
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,970
She'll be the happiest mommy on Earth.
292
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,350
[screaming]
293
00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:02,560
[scoffs] That Buskie baby
is just the worst.
294
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,480
I'm so glad we opted
for cat ownership instead.
295
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:11,440
What? You are in so much trouble.
296
00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:12,989
Jimbo's just a fill-in.
297
00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:16,320
We'll issue the Buskies a factory-fresh
baby as soon as one's available.
298
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:20,620
Once Scooter's retrained, we ship him off
to some value-sized mega-family
299
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,329
who won't even notice the extra kid.
300
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,030
He'll love Utah.
301
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,040
It's all business, Templeton.
And I just made this deal a win-win.
302
00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:33,880
You do not understand families at all!
303
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:39,010
- [sighs] Look, maybe this was a mistake.
- So we're taking Scooter back?
304
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,520
No, that baby's awful,
and everyone's happier this way.
305
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,520
- I meant bringing you to the office.
- Oh.
306
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,520
Don't get me wrong. The brother thing?
I'm still into it 100 percent.
307
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:52,980
I just think maybe we keep work at work
and home at home.
308
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:07,780
I'm gonna say goodbye to Scooter first.
[laughs]
309
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,000
- Why the chuckle?
- No reason. I just like laughing.
310
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,800
Fine. Knock yourself out.
311
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,090
♪ Baby be good ♪
312
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,390
♪ Baby be good
Never, never, never... ♪
313
00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:21,170
Good baby.
314
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:26,180
Bossy B! My main man I just can't stand.
Can I fire you yet?
315
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,389
[laughs]
316
00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:30,270
You overpaid kidder.
Staci, call up the charts.
317
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:34,110
You'll find the Buskies' neighborhood
is now one hundred percent...
318
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:40,320
It's gonna blow!
Uh... we're gonna make a follow-up visit.
319
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:44,080
Just to be sure the Buskies are thrilled
with their baby upgrade.
320
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,249
[laughs nervously]
321
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:49,330
[screams] Our baby is missing, there's
a giant muscle-baby in the house,
322
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:52,040
and why are you still working
on that swing?
323
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:55,710
- Scooter's missing?
- Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
324
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,419
Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
325
00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:00,050
Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
326
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,470
[both screaming]
327
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,310
- Mama hugs?
- [crashing downstairs]
328
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:09,060
So, in summary,
I am on top of things and...
329
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,840
- [crashing]
- [screams]
330
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:12,550
♪ Baby be good ♪
331
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,359
[screaming]
332
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,530
- [growling]
- [babies yelling]
333
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,029
Okay, I'm out.
334
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,740
[screams]
335
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:22,530
And let that teach you a valuable lesson.
336
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,489
What lesson?
337
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:25,539
[screams]
338
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:28,620
I will get back to you
when I figure that out.
339
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,410
[sighs] Come on.
340
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,880
[growls, gasps]
341
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,920
[giggles]
342
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:41,510
- It's headed for the break room!
- Don't let it get sugared up!
343
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,640
[panicked shouting]
344
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,920
So he gets cookies?
345
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,769
[giggles]
346
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:55,980
[screeches]
347
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:57,770
[laughs]
348
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:02,740
- [giggles]
- [yells]
349
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,240
You're not done here after all, Templeton.
350
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:08,160
I'll take Staci and deal
with the Jimbo situation.
351
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,659
That one's on you.
352
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:13,500
Um, is there like a security guard or...?
353
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,209
[whistles] Triplets!
354
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,910
[Triplets laugh]
355
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:18,919
- Yes, boss?
- Reporting for duty!
356
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,419
Hi, boss's brother.
357
00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:23,090
Call when you've got him contained.
Don't get me fired!
358
00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:25,679
I'm a security!
359
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,810
- [imitates alarm]
- [laughing]
360
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,800
Goo-goo ga-ga?
361
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:37,900
So is the giant muscle-baby working
with the killer robot swing, or...
362
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:41,030
Who cares?
Get in there and find my little boy!
363
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,409
What did you do?
364
00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:47,910
Whaaa...?!
365
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,160
- Scooter! Hey, Scoo...
- [Scooter shrieks]
366
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,500
Be a good baby! No!
367
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,130
[Tim] No! Scooter!
368
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,630
- No! Be a good baby...
- [yelling]
369
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:01,380
- [grunts] Huh?
- [alarm dings]
370
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,260
- Templeton!
- Hey! Everything's under control here.
371
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:07,220
You're an atrocious liar.
That's not what I'm calling about.
372
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:11,100
The Buskie house is surrounded! Had to
send out the baby swing as a distraction.
373
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:13,730
- It's got my gun!
- Turbo! Turbo!
374
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:16,940
[Boss Baby] Scan the board
and find us an escape route.
375
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,690
Tick-tock, Templeton.
The situation is at crisis levels here.
376
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:21,359
Staci, how's the neighborhood?
377
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,070
People are really hating babies, sir.
378
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:26,610
- Okay, I have an idea.
- And I have a crisis.
379
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,580
Winner, me. Where's my escape route?
380
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:31,120
[Tim] Oh, Scooter!
381
00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:35,500
I found more cookies and juice boxes.
382
00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:37,039
Templeton!
383
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,420
Templeton, where are you?
I've lost contact.
384
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:43,130
Block the door. We get busted,
that's a two-year stretch in daycare.
385
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:46,590
No! They can't send me back to daycare.
386
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:50,850
[screams] I will go out
in a storm of blood and fire!
387
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:53,060
- [Tim] Hey.
- Oh, thank goodness.
388
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:54,389
Exit route, Templeton. ASAP!
389
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:58,650
Or... since I got Scooter,
I can just send him back to his parents.
390
00:19:58,730 --> 00:19:59,649
What?
391
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:02,230
This situation's a powderkeg,
that baby is the blowtorch.
392
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,950
Send him out now, no one in
this neighborhood will love babies again!
393
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,730
I absolutely forbid... Wait.
394
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,950
- Where are you right now?
- Too late!
395
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:12,950
- [siren wailing]
- [Scooter growls]
396
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,510
Templeton, you've doomed us all.
397
00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:30,850
[Scooter growling]
398
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,680
[all gasping]
399
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,150
- [snarls]
- Scooter?
400
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,480
- [giggling]
- [mother laughs]
401
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:45,440
Baby boy!
402
00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:48,450
Oh, come here. My little guy!
403
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,530
- [excited chatter]
- Hmm?
404
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,369
Aww!
405
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,039
Aww!
406
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,329
Oh!
407
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:59,750
- Babe, let's have a baby!
- I hate cats so much.
408
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,130
Stand down, boys.
Stand down for sweet, sweet cuteness.
409
00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:07,090
[swing yells in Japanese]
410
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:11,180
Templeton, I am as impressed
as I am mystified.
411
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:12,960
It was right on the map.
412
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,720
The whole neighborhood
hates Scooter Buskie, right?
413
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,680
But not at his house.
414
00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:21,440
So I figured, you want
to make everyone love babies?
415
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:25,190
Maybe they just had to see Scooter
the way his mom and dad do.
416
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:28,740
Not business. Family.
417
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:33,240
Sir, baby love is off the charts!
418
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,200
- I guess it's all over but the cover-up.
- What?
419
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:37,990
[siren chirps]
420
00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:40,570
[Scooter giggles]
421
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,789
[mother screams]
422
00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:46,090
- Giant muscle-baby!
- There you are. I am so sorry.
423
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:48,210
My cousin has wandering baby syndrome.
424
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:51,220
It's a real thing that's probably
in the encyclopedia probably.
425
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,000
Don't check that. I love you. Bye!
426
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,380
Okay.
427
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:58,140
You did good today, Templeton.
428
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:01,980
So, uh, do I owe you now?
This is making me uncomfortable.
429
00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:04,650
Nah, that one was free. We're brothers.
430
00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:06,229
[laughs]
431
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:10,030
- You really know nothing about business.
- And proud of it.
432
00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:14,370
But you do know family.
That makes us a real synergy powerhouse.
433
00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:20,080
So maybe if you want,
we could work together again tomorrow?
434
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:24,040
Sounds fun.
But this time it's gonna cost you.
435
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,540
- [screams]
- No, baby!
436
00:22:33,430 --> 00:22:37,007
Well, I'm full!
Gonna go watch TV!
437
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,809
I love this family.
438
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:40,510
[giggles, claps]
439
00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:45,849
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440
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:05,420
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