All language subtitles for The Almighty Johnsons s02e11 The House of Jerome.eng

First time I laid my eyes on her, it was
the strangest, most remarkable feeling.

Anders... he's being nice to her.

Well, she is his beloved.

You told me it would
end badly for her.

Oh, it will end badly for her.

Doesn't mean it has to start badly.

Well, if Gaia's not a giant,
then how can her dad be a giant?

Clearly, he's not her dad.

You, Gaia, are soon to become
Frigg... my truly beloved.

Are we meant to, like, immediately get it on and
spend the rest of our lives making god babies?

Where in there do I get to choose
what I do and who I do it with?

Gaia!

Gaia!

Mike!
Not now!

Gaia's been kidnapped.

What?
Gaia... she's gone, Mike! She's gone!

I was here, she was here. Th-They just
pulled up, grabbed her and took off.

What did the van look like?
Uh, it was old. A crappy old van.

Give me something specific, Axl.

It was just a van like every
other you see driving around.

Did you see their face?
No. They wore balaclavas.

So you didn't see their face?

What about a balaclava
don't you get?

Axl, think.
I am.

Come on. Details.

OK, OK, OK. Fuck.

There was music coming from
the van. Uh, reggae music.

And-And-And...

there was a flag on the aerial,
uh, with M... the letter M on it.

And, uh...

The number plate... the...

The number plate was R,... one of those funny
O's with the funny line through it, uh, N-G-O.

Good. That's good.
Is that enough?

More than enough.
Yes!

OK, let's roll.
Not you.

Eh?
I don't want you anywhere near this.

Why not?

Do not argue with me. Come on.

Is this giants again?

No. No, this feels different.

Oh. Hi. Sorry.

Can I help you?

Natalie Mather. I'm looking
for Anders Johnson.

Uh, he's not here right now.

Oh. Any idea when he'll be back?

I'd say tomorrow at the earliest?

Pity. We met briefly in Oslo, and he told me
drop in if ever I was in this part of the world.

Right.

Well, maybe you could
give him my card.

Get him to call me.

I can do that.

Uh, you're with Lindis?

Yes.

Australasian marketing manager,
as it says on the card.

I didn't know you could
get Lindis down here.

No, you can't, but you will soon.

Which is why I'm here.

I love Lindis.

I mean, I don't actually have any,
but I've seen it in magazines, and...

I love how it all slots together.
Sorry. Gushing.

Quite. Affordable, stylish
furniture for the masses.

We're launching our brand here, and I was meeting
with the PR people our ad agency suggested,

but, frankly, they weren't much
chop. So I thought of Anders.

But if he's not here, then
we'll just run with what we have.

Well, let me see if I can find him.

Please. Take a seat.

He may be in a meeting.

This better be good.

I have Natalie Mather here.

Wh-Who?
From Oslo.

So?

Australasian marketing
manager for Lindis?

Oh God, is that the bloody awful furniture I
kept banging my shins on all over Europe?

Yes. That's the one.

Well, what is? I don't remember her. Does she? Oh,
does she have a tattoo of a bear on her neck?

No.

OK. Well, it's not that night, then.
What does she want with me?

She has a business opportunity.

OK. Well, you get her
to call me tomorrow, OK?

No. You need to get over here now.

Dawn, you have no idea
how busy I am.

I do, but you need to forget about that
and get over here as soon as possible

before this very good business
opportunity goes away.

I...

OK, I'll be there in an hour.

See you in 10 minutes.

He'll be here as soon
as he can. Coffee?

No.

Tea?
No, no. I don't drink hot beverages.

Not exactly trying to
hide their tracks, are they?

You wanna split up?

No. Axl's right.
Let's stick together.

Shall I kick it in?
I'd really like to.

Perhaps we should beat a tactical
retreat. Consider our options.

Do you wanna find Gaia?

Of course I do.

See? Told you they'd find me.

That is cool.

You OK?

This is George,...

Kia-ora.
...and this is Leon.

Do you remember how I said this day couldn't possibly
get any weirder? You need to come meet Jerome.

Yeah. Come on!

You OK there, mate?

Yeah, all good.

Your prophecy has come true.

It wasn't a prophecy.
I just... knew.

Do you come in peace?

Not sure as of yet.
Yes,... they do.

OK. In the name of the
Rastaman himself, ihu Karaiti,

and the tangata whenua and Yaweh and
all the little animals in the bushes

and the fishes in the
oceans of this world,

we greet you.

OK.

Axl, who is Odin; Mike, who is Ullr;
and Michele, who is...

I can never get that name.

Sjofn.

Yeah. That's it. And the one
at the back... that's Bryn.

Meet George, who is Punga;

Leon, who is Rongo;

and Jerome, who is

Maui.

And behalf of the true gods of
Aotearoa, welcome to my house.

Dawn,...

did you let her get away?

After making me stop what I was doing, which was
very enjoyable, and rush all the way down here?

She's in the bathroom.
Oh.

Are you still drunk?

I thought you'd stopped drinking
in favour of other vices.

I can multitask, believe it or not.

And she is the straightest
woman in the world.

Natalie. Hello. Welcome to NZ.
It's good to see you again.

Mwah. Mwah.

Thanks.

Gosh, it's been, uh... what I mean, when
did we...? When did we last, uh, last?

Oslo.

Oh, yeah, I know. But Oslo... Oslo is a bit of a
blur for me, what with all the jetlag and stuff.

You were there three months.

Mm. My body clock's weird.

You were Hotel Skjeggestad...?

Yes, I was.

And it was lovely too see you again,
Natalie. Lindis. I love Lindis.

The way it slots together... genius.
It's overdue at the bottom of the world.

Now, four words... how can we
help... you? How can we help?

Hmm, that very much depends on
whether Lindis wants you to help.

You're here, right? That's
an expression of interest.

Interest, yes. But at Lindis, we not
only believe in innovative design,

but in a holistic view of the world
in which we do business.

In short, we like to know who we're dealing with..
their world, their beliefs, their core values

before they can represent
our brand. Do you understand?

Oh, I understand.

I mean, that's almost exactly our phisos,
philoso... phy here at JPR, isn't it, Dawn?

Yes, Anders.

Good to know. Why don't we
discuss this over dinner?

We don't have much in the way of
herring-based cuisine in Auckland,

but I'm sure we can get Dawn
to book us somewhere nice.

Also good.

Excellent. Make it so,
Dawn.

Yes, Anders.

And, Natalie, it's
lovely to see you again.

Mm. You too, Mr Johnson. I've
been waiting for this a long time.

Till this evening.

Gosh, isn't she just a fluffy
little kitten of warmth?

You still have no idea
where you met her.

Ah. To be fair, I killed many brain
cells trying to stay warm in Norway.

Make the booking. Do your internet thing, and find out
as much about Lindis as hu... as humanly possible.

Yeah.

So, you fellas been
here, what, 140 years?

Something like that.
You've been keeping a low profile.

Same could be said about you.

But we've always been here.
Thousands of years.

That's not the same as 'always'.

Still a lot longer than you.

Still not the same as 'always'.

So why today kidnap
one of out goddesses?

It's hardly keeping a low profile.
Mm-mm.

Not kidnap. Liberate and educate.

Not one of your goddesses.
Yeah, but she will be.

Not when she become Papatuanuku.

No, she's going to be Frigg.

No. Papatuanuku.

There are two prophecies, Axl.

'From the goddess Apakura,
the vengeful mother,...'

Amene.

'...and a war lord from the north, his hand lost to
the wolf, shall be born a daughter, Papatuanuku.

See, for ages, the Elders thought the
north part meant Ahipara, up that way.

Turns out, we weren't
thinking for enough north!

Till Mum shacked up with that
deadbeat one-armed Pakeha fella.

Tyr.

Oh, is that his god name? Cos
I just called him 'arsehole'.

Turns out Leon is
also my half-brother.

Tena koe, baby sis.

'And when our goddess Papatuanuku rises
from the earth, when her time is upon her,

she shall meet with the
god Maui, and we shall...

rise up

Let me guess... you will all
attain your powers in full.

On the money, Mr Ullr.

But Gaia is one of us.

Aren't you?

Axl, I have no idea
about anything any more.

My whole life has been a lie... from the
moment Bryn snatched me from my parents

Hang on.

He took you?

Yeah. Bryn raised me,...
as a father.

After he slaughtered your
real mother and your real father.

Gaia, this Bryn didn't 'snatch' you.
He murdered your parents.

I'm so sorry.

Leon, no!
I demand utu!

He can wait!

Possibly a case of
information overload, eh?

And now would be a good time for some
kai and a korero. Do you concur?

Oh, I definitely concur.

Come on, let's get out of here.

He killed them, Axl.

Yeah, I know. Let's go home.
We can talk about it there.

Are you trying to steal Papatuanuku away
from Maui while I was relieving myself?

She's not Papatuanuku. She's Gaia,
my flatmate, and we are out of here.

Whoaaa. Papatuanuku is nobody's
flatmate. She is all-powerful.

All things are born from
her, and with her at my side,

Aotearoa will be reborn, and my people will be
brought together, like the two tribes of Israel.

The Cook Strait will part, and I will
lead my people to reunification.

And the amazing thing is, I will do all that
and no fishes will be harmed in the process.

So you're big on the welfare
of fish, is that right?

Oh, God of Fishing... that's me.

But as a rule, fishermen
tend to kill fish.

It's not the way you fish;
it's how you fish.

Could I ask a question?

You may. I am the way,
the truth and the answer.

There are no secrets
in the House of Jerome.

This is your house?

No, it's... it's George's house,
but it's called the House of Jerome.

If she, Gaia... Papatuanuku is all-powerful,
then why bother with a demigod?

Or is she just into fishermen
a bit of rough trade?

Lady, I don't have to answer that.

You just said you would.

Well, sometimes questions have no answers
because they have their own truth

a truth so pure, so big
that it's bigger than any answer.

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Uh-uh. A bit
of space is what she needs.

Olaf, I know leaving a message is a
pointless exercise, but I live in hope.

Now, I don't care how big the surf is.
You call me back. This is urgent.

Ooh. Tensions running high, eh?

Well, that's what you get when you
start proceedings with a kidnapping.

Liberation.

We don't see it that way.

Face it, Mr Ullr, Jerome and Gaia
are a match made in God heaven.

No offence, Mr Punga, but, uh, we don't
even know if you guys are for real.

Oh,... we're real.

Sorry, I'm not up on my Maori mythology,
but what is Punga God of again?

It's complex to outsiders.

Mm. Try me.

Loosely speaking, I am
the God of Ugly Things

sharks, stingrays, anything
deformed. They are my children.

Mm. Winner!

Yet, strangely, I am irresistible
to the pretty ladies.

Oh, so your powers work on
an ironic level, do they?

Oh, you've got powers, have you?

Yeah, I have.

What... you can fly like Superman?

I found you guys, didn't I?

Let's just say they are more subtle
right now... in touch with the land.

But with the arrival of our
Papatuanuku, our powers will ascend.

Unless she isn't Papatuanuku.

Mr Ullr, Maori goddesses are few and far
between, and Gaia is incredibly precious to us.

As she is to us.

And we will do whatever it
takes to fulfil our prophecy.

As will we. And...

we found her first.

But we were here first.

We need to talk.

We are talking.
Amongst ourselves.

We need to, um, you know,
defuse the tension a little bit.

Very well.

Go home. Defuse.

But tomorrow we hold a hui.

A hui?

Well, you wanted to korero. If there's
one thing we can do, it's talk.

Shouldn't let her go.

She will be back.

Now she's tasted
the brown side. Yeah!

Don't be a dick, Jerome.

As a matter of interest,
do you find George attractive?

I do, come to think of it.
Why? Does that threaten you?

No. No.

These people are not just straight.
They are super-straight.

Their website has all these sayings,
like 'to sell and to serve.

Oh, yeah, I know. I figured as much
and have taken appropriate steps.

What steps?
You'll see. Heads up.

Natalie, you look
divine. Mwah. Mwah.

Thank you, Anders. Um, I have
a conference call in two hours.

Then we should go through.

Oh, we're just waiting on one other.
And there she is. Hi, honey.

Sorry I'm late.
That's OK.

Natalie, this is Helen... my wife.

Pleased to meet you.

Shall we eat?

And she's safe. We should form
a kidnap survivor's group.

Not now, Zeb.
Your dad's in a really bad way.

Not my dad.

OK, that's cold.

Long story, Zeb. Long, long story.

Ah.

Where were you?

I could you ask the same question.

I emerge from a little quality time in the
bogs with Stace, and the place is empty.

You were lucky I was here
to keep the hordes at bay.

Do you know who we met today, Olaf?

I feel you're going to tell me.

Maori gods. It turns out there are
Maori Gods. Were you aware of this?

Hell, no. How is it
you're aware of this?

Because they kidnapped Gaia.

OK, I missed that.

Yeah, because you were off
shagging in the toilets.

Yes. Well, I'm here now to
formulate the rescue plan.

We already rescued her.

All good, then.

Except it turns out she's just as
likely to be their goddess as ours!

That's weird.

Duelling prophecies.

Whoa.

Did you have any idea
of any of this?

How could I? Until two minutes ago,
I had no idea about Maori Gods.

Because you're a
fucking oracle is how!

You are supposed to see things coming! Not
wave to them as they recede into the distance.

'Ooh, bye-bye, prophecy.
Sorry I missed you.'

You are always late, loaded and generally retarded
when it comes to having your shit together.

As far as being a family oracle goes, you're crap,
mate. You're a fucking waste of space!

And the next time you bugger off surfing when we
need you, do us all a favour and don't come back!

The way I see it, Lindis plus JPR equals national
brand domination. That's what I will deliver.

Young couples in need of low-cost, high-quality
furniture as they set up their love nests

will be crying out for kitset Lindis bookshelves
and coffee tables by the time I am done with them.

Tell me about your family.

I'm very big on family,
as is Lindis, I understand.

We are. Tell me about your parents.

Uh, my father sailed off into the
sunset when I was a baby, and my mother

she, uh, she-she died
not long after that.

Oh, I'm sorry. Brothers, sisters?

I have three brothers
Mikkel, Axl and Tyrone.

Good Scandinavian names.

My forefathers came from Norway.
Oh, when?

Um, back in the 1870s.

On board the Hovding?

You know about the Hovding?

It's my business to read up
on this country's history

especially any links
to Lindis' country.

Oh, well, yeah. They were
on the Hovding, apparently.

Among the first Norwegians here.
That's a strong bond.

Yes, it is. A good omen, I hope.

A good omen indeed.

Bryn...

Leave me alone, for
I am lower than low.

You know, for a giant,
you are seriously pathetic.

She hates me.

Well, you did murder her parents.

Parents? They were no parents. They were
two scumbags undeserving of the title.

Keeping a baby like
that... in squalor,...

in such an evil place.

It made me sick to my stomach.

It was a professional killing. It was quick, humane...
more humane than those maggots deserved.

Like ridding the world of a cancer.

There is never a good reason to kill, but
this was as close as you will ever come.

You need to tell her, not me. I'd leave out
some of the gory bits, but she needs to

Killing someone's parents, no
matter how much they deserved it...

that's a stain that
will never wash out.

Gaia and I are done. I'm
only glad I got her this far.

If that's your attitude, then
why are you still here? Take off.

I'm not here for her.

I'm here for tomorrow.

I killed two gods, Axl.
I must pay for that.

A pleasure to meet you, Helen.

And you, Natalie.

Can I ask a question?
Certainly.

Why no wedding rings? They are still the
symbol of eternal union here as well, right?

Of course. But Anders and I lead such busy
lives, we were forever misplacing them.

He loses his at the gym all the time.
Sometimes we forget to wear them. That's all.

I understand completely.

Well, thank you for a lovely meal.

Oh, no, please don't get up.

Bye.

Bye.
Bye.

Lovely chatting, Natalie! Lovely bathing
in the warmth of your personality!

She's European. If you ever leave your cat
and travel, you'll see they're like that.

I don't have a cat.

By crikey, I need alcohol.
Oh, no.

We can do better than that.

I knew there was a
reason I married you.

Hey, Dawn, will you
sort out the bill here?

Are you sure in your heart?

I am.

Shall I proceed?

I need to talk to the Council.
Esto cum deo.

Esto cum deo.

Oh-ho!

Baldr!

I can't believe you agreed to a hui! Are you insane?
Do you know how long those things go on for?

Other gods, Anders!
Yeah, thanks, Mike, I get that.

Who would have thought there were
others out there? But a hui?

I've been to a hui. They talk forever. And you know
what happens after? The boil-up. Pork and puha.

Animal fat in dishwater. It's
worse than Norwegian cuisine. Pass.

You'll be there.
Why?

Because we might need...
your oratory skills.

Wow, I'm moved. I hope you didn't rupture something
getting down off your high horse. But still, pass.

Gaia?

Gaia, It's time to go.

She's done a runner, hasn't she?

I hope not.

Do you want me to go in her place? I
can be peacemaker, add to my legend.

No, Zeb, because you are not
Gaia, or a God. Or a legend.

Harsh.

You ready?

I've always had a thing for
brown boys. They're quite naughty.

Shouldn't Olaf be here?

How would that help?

Hey, where is Gaia?

No idea. Gone.

OK. We're ready.

Yeah, wish we could say the same, but
the lady of the hour has gone AWOL.

Yeah, ke te pai.
It's all good. Come on.

Except for him.

He waits here till
we're ready for him.

E nga karangarangatanga
maha nei e. Nau mai. Haere mai.

Haere mai ra koutou e.

Should we just go home now?
Haere mai ra nga...

Do not panic.

Ki runga ki te papahou e hora nei e. Nau mai.
Haere mai. Haere mai. Haere mai.

You're kidding, right?
Protocol.

This isn't even a marae.
This is the House of Jerome.

Nau mai.

E noho.

Whiti ora ki te whai Ao,
kit e Ao marama, Tihei Mauriora.

To our esteemed manuhiri, Norse Gods in our
land, Aotearoa, who have travelled from afar,

from the ancient northern
lands of the ice and the snow,

where their own Norse ways
hold sway, to here, our lands.

We thank our esteemed guests for delivering
safely to us, to Maui, our own Papatuanuku.

Ae. Kia-ora.

And for this we will forever recognise the
Norse as strangers who became friends.

Yeah! Oh. Me Maui mean, yeah!

Whoo!

Tena koutou, tena koutou,
tena koutou katoa.

Uh, thank you for the welcome
and the... uh,... that.

It's great that we could all meet, but as
for us delivering Gaia into your care...

Well, one God's Papatuanuku
is another God's Frigg, right?

Uh-uh.

Which, I guess, is what
we are here to discuss.

You need to sing a waiata.

You are shitting me.

S-Snow Patrol?

Snow Patrol?
Yeah.

The one with the video?

Ka pai. Ka pai.

And let the talking begin.

And the word is spreading throughout all
the iwi and hapu, even as far as Tuhoe,

that the Day Better Than
All Other Days, is nigh,

when the Cadillac, with Maui at the wheel
and with Papatuanuku in the passenger seat

and with all their
whanau in the back,

pulls out on to the
State Highway 1 of the future.

Just because we haven't been here as long as you
doesn't mean we're not proud of who we are,

because we are a proud race of gods. And I-I don't
mean 'race' in the bad sense, because that's not us.

We're a good bunch... the kind of gods and
goddesses anyone would be proud to be part of.

You talk of pride. We too are
proud... proud of who we are,

where we are
and how long we've been here.

And in our hearts, alongside
the pride, there is love.

Aroha.

So much aroha... and pride... in our hearts that
it is lucky that our hearts are... are so big.

In life, it doesn't matter how big
you are; it's how deep you are

of... the depth of what you're
feeling and where you're feeling it,

which is in your soul, which is where it
really matters, at the end of the day.

Good morning, Dawn.
Great dinner last night, eh?

Yes. Stellar!

Come on, don't be like that.

Just because to her you are a mere employee...
I know you're so much more.

Still no word yet on an actual
Lindis contract coming our way.

Time zones, Dawn. It will happen.

Do you want me to call Natalie,
give her the hurry up?

No use, as today Natalie is hiking.

And how do we know this?

Because Helen is hiking with her. As of now,
they are halfway up some fucking volcano.

Is that wise?

In terms of the volcano erupting?

In terms of your new girlfriend, drug provider and
drinking partner and most definitely not your wife

spending the day alone with
potentially our biggest client?

It's all good. Helen is a great liar
who can charm the pants off anyone.

Off you, you mean.

And that is what I love about her. Helen's a
remarkable woman, Dawn. I wish you would warm to her.

Mm. Well, maybe I will when she's
charmed the pants off Natalie.

Lesbian three-way.
I like the way you think.

Pervert.

Relax, Dawn. Huge multinational
coming our way soon.

Mm. Don't you just wanna throw that man
down and sink your teeth into him?

Hell, yeah!

Oh, here comes dessert.

We're about to start
proceedings again.

Yay!

So you ladies might want to
get acquainted with the kitchen.

Sorry?

These dishes need to be done, plus
there's getting the boil-up ready.

OK.

What are you doing?
Stop that! Put those down.

Sorry, it's genetic.

Look, I realise goddesses aren't thick on
the ground over your side of the fence,

but this not how it works.

But... this is the House of Jerome.

Then Jerome can do his
own dishes. We're out of here.

I don't mind.

Leaving. Now.

If things don't work out with Gaia,
call me. I have healing hands.

Ingrid!

Hey. That, uh, that welcome
thing you did was awesome.

Ta.

Where did you learn to do that?

Not sure. It just came out
like I'd always known how.

Maybe it's a sign I'm
destined to be Papatuanuku.

Is that what you're feeling?

I'm feeling a lot of
things right now, Axl.

You can insert your hui
where the sun doesn't shine.

Bye-bye, George.
Sorry. We have to go.

Yeah, well, some take to the hui process
more naturally than others, eh?

When will we talk about him?

Bad business, that.

Needs to be sorted, though.
In time.

Hasn't the poor bastard
waited long enough?

Giant! Come here.
Time to face the music.

Why is my apartment different?

I rearranged it.

I can see that.

To make it more homely.

Why?

In case Natalie drops in.
'In case'?

We had the best hiking day today.
Natalie almost even smiled.

And then as we stood atop Rangitoto,
basking in God's creation,

I told her if she ever wanted to get out of her
hotel, she should just drop round. Hence all this.

Here.
What's that?

Our wedding rings. I can't believe we
forgot that detail. Such a rookie mistake.

I now pronounce us man and wife.

There's some clothes for you,
left on the bed.

In case?

Good Christian couple clothes.

And this is in case
she comes into my bedroom?

You were the one having
sexy fantasies about her.

And then I took it on myself
to rid the world of their hatred.

And now... here she is

grown into a beautiful
woman,... a goddess, no less.

And even though... I know
I have lost her forever,

I do not regret my actions.
Not for one second.

And I do not expect mercy.

I will accept my punishment.

Yes. For there will be utu.

Mm. Serious utu.

Can I just point out that he killed a Norse God
too, and we're not looking for any payback?

Wasn't your mother, though, was it?
It's not personal to you.

And as such, Rongo
will have his utu.

I'm sorry, but time out. I mean I've
never really liked the guy much,

but he did actually save Gaia from a screwed
up childhood with two P-head parents.

So I don't know if killing him
for that is all that cool.

Killing him?

Utu, right?
What do you think we are? Savages?

OK. Here's what will happen. You're
going to go back to Waiheke Island,

and you're going to supply us with that
superb hydroponic ganga that you grow.

And we will call it
the sacred herb of Maui.

How do you know about my hydro?

I have my sources.

And with the proceeds we will fund the
Road to Zion for the House of Jerome.

Do you accept your punishment?

Uh, yeah. Sure.

Then get back to the island. Got a lot
of work to do... plants to be harvest.

Haere atu.

We own you, bro!

We can reconvene tomorrow to discuss a full
treaty. Any of you fellas want a feed?

There's plenty of boil-up in there.

Oh, we'll, uh, pass.

Thanks. I'm good. Ta.

Now that's sorted, we can focus
on the bigger picture... our union.

Union?
You know, the fun part.

The making of, uh, sweet,
sweet love, as is our destiny.

From the union of Maui and
Papatuanuku comes many tamariki.

Awesome.

Do you wanna? Do you wanna
stay over tonight, maybe?

Actually, I should go.

I need to get my beauty sleep.

Ah, spoken like a true goddess.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll see you tomorrow too.

OK, well, that's sorted, then.
We'll all see each other tomorrow.

To standing strong and almost united
in the face of god chauvinism!

Can I show you something?

If I had a dollar for every awkward situation,

I have been to
started with those words.

Why did you got Anders stick?

Because Anders was stupid enough
not to put it in a safe place.

You stole it?

Not these missing it.

Because it is useless to him.

Isn't it so, Ingrid?

Yggdrasil is apparently
feminine power, yes.

Not "apparently".

I healed Odin with it.
When he was in a coma.

No way.

I held this...

And I laid my hands upon him,
and low he was much better.

Get the fuck out.

Want to see what it does for you, Fulla?

Shit yeah.

I love this stick.

Snotra.

For it's fizzy trying pole dancing.

I know them all.

All the stories.

The way we can use this.

It fades.

But we will capture it.

Keep it for us.

Yeah?

Can I come in?

Sure.

I thought you were asleep.

I couldn't.

What you did for your dad
today was choice.

It's not my dad.

For Bryn.

I know the drug thing was your idea.

I had no idea what to do with him.

Jerome wanted to use him like a
house elf out of Harry Potter.

Jerome is such...

- a jerk.
- Jerome is a good guy.

With a great heart.

But I hate it, Axl...

Everybody...

talking about me...

not to me...

like I'm some sort of thing,
not even a person.

And now I'm supposedly this major goddess
in two different cultures...

which means...

as far as I can make out,
I'm doubly screwed.

Do I get a saying any of it?

Like fuck I do.

I know the feeling.

I don't think you do.

Not the two cultures, but...

You're feeling like you're pawn in this
weird game, where the roles keep changing.

Most of the time, I just wanna...

forget all about beeing Odin.

- Turn him off for a while.
- And how do you do that?

I don't.

I never figured out how.

I don't know, maybe one day
I run away or something...

to figure a way around.

Let's do that.

- Run away?
- Let's ..

get out of here.

Let's just drive...

let's just go right now...

right this minute.

Do you want to go away with me?

I want to go away with Axl...

My friend.

To...

to figure things out.

Do you think, you do that for me?

Yeah, of course I can.

Can I get dressed first?

Yes ..

Axl.

You can.

Where exactly we are going?

I don't know.

We'll figure it out when we get there.

Sweet.

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