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Everything's cool for
the first few seconds.
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Then I remember what I'm like
and how I have to be that today,
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tomorrow and every day until I'm not.
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Mm...
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Why am I here?
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Don't you remember?
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Ugh...
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You said everything was spinning.
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Yeah, cos I'd just
drank a bottle of vodka.
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Why?
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I lost my job.
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And I fell out with
someone, it's what people do.
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But I don't.
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Well, not everyone's problems
can be solved by cat videos.
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And anal clenches.
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Sorry, Shereen, I don't mean that.
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You've done so much, letting me stay.
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I'm taking the piss,
you should evict me.
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Well, you're a guest, not a tenant.
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I wouldn't let a tenant sleep in my bed,
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it would be breach of the lease.
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It shuts my head up.
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Drink.
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Well, how can I help you?
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Don't let me go to odd bits.
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Shiatsu's really good for anxiety.
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And I need someone to
practise on for my course.
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I think I feel worse than that.
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Look.
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This is as bad as you're going to feel.
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Promise.
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This was a positive bonding experience.
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Even if I am going to
spend the rest of today
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worrying I tried to sleep-finger her.
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It's time to bring in the big guns,
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before I shoot myself
in the head with one.
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Before you ask, I had
a really nice childhood.
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I wasn't abused.
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Unless, not being
allowed a horse is abuse.
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OK.
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Good to know.
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So...
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... why do I think about
molesting strangers and...
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... going down on my mum?
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Yeah, intrusive thoughts
can be ridiculous,
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but it is normal to have them...
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But why would I think them
if I didn't want to do them?
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Can you tell me another one
of your intrusions, like,
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the last one you had, perhaps?
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Oh. I know, I know, this is difficult
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but everything you say stays in here.
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I was thinking about fingering you.
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I was thinking about stabbing
you in the face with my pen
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and how I'd have to pay my
cleaner extra cos of the blood
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and the ink stains.
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Erm...
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It was only a thought.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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And what did you do in
response to that thought?
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Told myself I didn't want to do it.
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You tried to reassure yourself?
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Did that work?
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No, still thinking about it.
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And you haven't touched me.
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Which would suggest
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that you are NOT going
to act on your intrusions.
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But I have acted on them.
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With various people and
various genders in various ways.
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Ah, so you keep checking?
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Yeah.
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That's a compulsion.
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Anything you do as a reaction
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to your intrusive
thoughts is a compulsion.
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Do any of these things
stop the thoughts,
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or the anxiety they cause you?
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No.
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So, could it be that your solutions
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are part of the problem?
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OCD is a recognised condition
that people get help for.
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Help!
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I'm cured!
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- Really?
- No, I've got to come back.
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Everything OK?
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Uh, it's an anxiety thing.
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Snap!
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That's probably because
we're both creative.
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It's, like, nature's compliment.
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Uh, thanks SO much for this.
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I'll pay you back.
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Oh, it's my treat.
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The last functional present
I got was when my parents
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got me an office chair for my Christmas.
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This is much better.
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Come on.
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All right? It's me, the knob end
from his mum and dad's house, again.
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Have you blocked me?
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I'm starting to think that you
have, I've sent a lot of texts!
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Anyway, will you just erm...
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Will you ring me back?
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Cos, erm...
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Yeah, I meant to be going to
this thing later and I've got
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to convince these work
people that I'm all right.
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And uh, yeah, I'm not.
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I feel, erm...
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I feel shit, actually, cos of, you know,
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cos of how I was with you.
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So, yeah, will you just...
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Will you just talk to me?
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I know I don't really know you,
but I feel like I know enough.
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Too much, perhaps.
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But, you know too much about me and all.
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That's...
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T... that's why we should be mates.
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So, erm...
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Yeah, call me back.
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Fuck.
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All the fucked up stuff I've
done is cos of my disorder,
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even the sex stuff.
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From now on, I am off it.
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This is a friend zone.
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If you see me near anyone's genitals,
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just smack them out of my hands.
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£62.37, right?
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Yeah, thanks.
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I didn't think you'd come.
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Unless it's the ghost of you
and you've come to haunt me.
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Which I would deserve.
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I'd haunt the fuck out of you!
I'd chuck your furniture about,
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wake you up in the middle
of the night, cos that was...
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- I know...
- I don't even know what that was!
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Inexcusable?
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I would love an excuse!
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I'm trying to think of one.
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I don't want you to make one
up, I want you to talk to me.
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- Cos I did you a favour.
- I know and I'm so grateful...
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Libby thinks that I get
junior staff off Tinder.
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She started calling them "Tinterns".
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I fully accept responsibility
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for how fucked up I was, both times.
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But I know it's me,
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and I'm addressing it.
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I'm really sorry.
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Ugh...
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It wasn't ALL you and...
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My recruitment strategy
is clearly flawed.
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Can't seem to keep it in my pants.
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Because I keep taking my
pants off for all the shagging.
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What can I say? I'm a people person.
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Especially when the people
want to come back to my place.
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It's a nice place.
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You should see my place.
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Yeah?
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Not cos it's anything special.
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Or even mine.
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But I could cook you
dinner to say sorry?
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Uh...
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Dinner, yeah, sounds good.
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I'm like, "Please be my friend!"
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You don't have to try so hard.
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What?
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I didn't know he was coming.
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Nah, it'll be grand.
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I let him come cos he
finally got rid of Shula.
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He didn't murder her,
they just split up.
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And, I didn't want to
leave him on his own.
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Drinks?
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What are you drinking?
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Usual.
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I'm not, this is fine.
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It's just an intrusive thought.
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I don't have feelings for him,
I have a medical condition.
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Shit!
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This is work.
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I've been trying to
pin her down for ages.
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Don't shag her.
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Hi!
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Nancy, it's actually an
honour to be talking to you...
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You seem...
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Warmer?
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I am, not just in my bra this time!
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I was going to say better.
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Well, nobody's called
me Moira since, so...
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I have to run off to meet someone.
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I'm not being a dick, it's for work.
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Your woman sounds like high maintenance.
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But I'll see you for the dinner, right?
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Sorry to leave you with him.
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It's fine.
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I always forget people are into this.
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Not me!
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I'm not into this.
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And he's DEFINITELY not into this.
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We're two people not being into this.
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Hey.
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We should get that drink now.
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Still not drinking,
that's peer pressure.
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Doesn't have to be alcohol.
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Do you mean a friendly drink?
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Or, a sexy drink?
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Just so I know what I'm dealing with.
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I was thinking like a...
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... sexy drink.
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Why?
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Because I'm available,
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and you seemed up for it.
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- You think I'm up for it?
- No, not UP for it but willing.
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- Cos I'm so up for it?
- No, this is...
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- I mean...
- It's just like, really?
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After everything you've seen?
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I like what I've seen.
I want to see more of it.
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I'm quite messed up right now.
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I don't care!
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I... I... I do care.
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I just mean I don't mind.
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I'm like, "Come at
me, bro, I'm into it."
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I mean, not into it. Well...
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I was cos it was kind of hot.
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- This is coming out wrong!
- Are you actually being serious?
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Do you like vulnerable
women or something?
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No, I prefer stable ones.
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Wow.
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That's not what I meant.
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No, fine, just going to go...
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Bye.
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Marnie!
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Oi, you left your money!
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Aargh!
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Aargh! Aargh...
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God...
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♪ We can achieve it ♪
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♪ We can achieve it ♪
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♪ Come a little bit closer baby ♪
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♪ Get it on, get it on ♪
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♪ Cos tonight ♪
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♪ Is the night ♪
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- ♪ When two becomes one... ♪
- Can you play something else?
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Being friends with someone
means doing stuff for them
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that you don't want to do.
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Like, listening to that dream they had,
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or doing their birthday drinks.
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This is like that, with more
disinfectant and screaming.
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- Does it hurt... ?
- Yeah, a little bit.
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I'm sorry about before,
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suggesting you're a predator.
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You're not.
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Well, I don't know what
you're up to in your free time,
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maybe you are.
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But until I hear otherwise, you're not.
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Thanks?
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I've been having some
technical issues lately.
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So, apologies for any
inconvenience this has caused.
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Yeah, it is a bit inconvenient.
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How am I meant to prey on
vulnerable women if I've got a limp?
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It's weird the driver didn't
see you wearing your Hi Viz.
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Like a shit lollipop
man who got run over!
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Yeah, what did you come as
- loft insulation?
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It's human bubble wrap!
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So, I don't hurt myself on London.
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Did my nipples just quiver?
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Yeah, but cos of anxiety, not arousal.
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He's a trigger, NOT a turn-on.
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Oh, they're taking ages!
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Yeah, if you want to get off...
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- Do you want me to?
- No, I just won't be offended.
266
00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:21,084
- Cos I can stay.
- Yeah.
267
00:13:21,124 --> 00:13:22,284
I mean, whatever.
268
00:13:23,364 --> 00:13:26,044
I'm staying, so you don't
get run over by a trolley.
269
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:27,804
Joseph Mudaki?
270
00:13:27,844 --> 00:13:29,532
- Yep.
- Shouldn't you...
271
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,633
- Could you? Thanks.
- Yeah.
272
00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:34,604
Fuck! Sorry, it's just really sore.
273
00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:37,644
Your girlfriend can come too.
274
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,324
- Oh, hello!
- She's not...
275
00:13:39,364 --> 00:13:41,764
No, NOT his girlfriend.
276
00:13:43,684 --> 00:13:44,724
OK.
277
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,884
Hi, sorry, have you got someone?
278
00:13:50,924 --> 00:13:51,924
OK.
279
00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:58,804
This lady doesn't have anyone.
280
00:13:58,844 --> 00:14:00,684
Anyone need a person?
281
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:01,724
She's alone.
282
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,044
I'll have to take you.
283
00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:16,724
Tonight, we're focusing on how to calm,
284
00:14:16,764 --> 00:14:19,924
tonify, and dispersing Chi.
285
00:14:30,404 --> 00:14:31,404
Hi.
286
00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:34,764
Hi, Amber Doherty?
287
00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:38,604
Nancy Vegalo's plus one?
288
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,044
I guess so, yeah.
289
00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:41,684
We're so pleased you could make it.
290
00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:44,444
- Thanks.
- She's not here yet, but you can go through.
291
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,164
- Great.
- Can I take your phone?
292
00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:47,964
Nope, that's fine,
I'm going to keep that.
293
00:14:48,004 --> 00:14:49,964
It's the rules.
294
00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:52,644
Sorry, is this like some
sort of really polite mugging?
295
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,924
- I need it for work.
- No, you don't, she doesn't.
296
00:14:54,964 --> 00:14:56,444
Nancy, hi.
297
00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:58,164
Amber Doherty, Ethel.
298
00:14:58,204 --> 00:14:59,924
I know, I googled you.
299
00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:01,364
Stick it in the same one, please?
300
00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:02,884
Nancy Vegalo.
301
00:15:02,924 --> 00:15:05,924
We're so glad you could make it, like...
302
00:15:05,964 --> 00:15:08,444
... actually glad, genuinely.
303
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,764
I really love your work.
304
00:15:12,804 --> 00:15:13,924
And I love yours.
305
00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:17,324
I love it too. I think
it is great, I love it.
306
00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:18,804
Shall we?
307
00:15:18,844 --> 00:15:20,284
Yes.
308
00:15:20,324 --> 00:15:23,204
It's just hard to believe that
the woman who used to lovingly
309
00:15:23,244 --> 00:15:27,004
lay out my socks every morning
is the same one who spray-painted
310
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,924
a cock on my Audi.
311
00:15:28,964 --> 00:15:31,844
Well, I've become a complete
cynic in these matters.
312
00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:34,844
I'd stay well away from
women if I were you.
313
00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:35,964
I will!
314
00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:39,204
Ooh, shit, there's one.
315
00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:40,724
Ooh, and another one!
316
00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:44,404
You should have a word with them.
317
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,764
With women?
318
00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:46,844
Well, of course.
319
00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:49,524
And as spokesperson for all
women, I'd like to apologise
320
00:15:49,564 --> 00:15:53,244
for your wife's audacity to claim
reasonable compensation for the cost
321
00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:56,044
of access to her womb, and
the best years of her life.
322
00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:58,284
What a bitch!
323
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,764
This looks lovely, I
might go for the sea bass.
324
00:16:01,804 --> 00:16:03,684
Could get used to this.
325
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,924
Obviously, subject to
you letting me back.
326
00:16:06,964 --> 00:16:08,564
Well, it's up to her.
327
00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:10,284
I just do what she says.
328
00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:17,084
- You ready to order?
- Ladies first.
329
00:16:17,124 --> 00:16:19,004
- Off you go, then.
- Oh!
330
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,324
We're out of the sea bass,
so, apologies for that.
331
00:16:21,364 --> 00:16:24,524
- Oh, no.
- Aw, he's going to have to have more time off!
332
00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:36,604
Do you think he's getting an injection?
333
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:41,284
Not unless it's a MASSIVE
needle, like a knitting needle.
334
00:16:41,324 --> 00:16:42,964
Or, a skewer,
335
00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:44,844
lance, a joust!
336
00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:47,004
OK, less pointy words.
337
00:16:48,484 --> 00:16:50,404
Are you scared?
338
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:53,164
I don't like being poked by things.
339
00:16:54,324 --> 00:16:57,484
OK, so you're not pregnant
or breast-feeding or about
340
00:16:57,524 --> 00:16:58,844
to operate any heavy machinery?
341
00:16:58,884 --> 00:16:59,884
Nope.
342
00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:01,164
Good.
343
00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:02,444
Then you can enjoy these.
344
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:07,844
Once they've kicked in,
we'll get you down to X-ray.
345
00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:11,044
First, I need to get some
bloods in case you need surgery.
346
00:17:17,524 --> 00:17:20,100
Christ, day one of celibacy
347
00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:22,284
and I'm already holding
hands with someone.
348
00:17:22,324 --> 00:17:26,604
What if this is a gateway gesture
- hands today, genitals tomorrow?
349
00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:27,644
Great.
350
00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:30,084
Now my labia is twitching,
what does that mean?
351
00:17:32,924 --> 00:17:37,484
How do I know what's OCD
and what's me being horny?
352
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:41,164
♪ Candlelight and soul forever ♪
353
00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:45,244
♪ A dream of you
and me together... ♪
354
00:17:45,284 --> 00:17:47,324
That's not a side effect.
355
00:17:47,364 --> 00:17:50,524
♪ Say you believe it ♪
356
00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:53,804
♪ Free your mind of
doubt and danger ♪
357
00:17:53,844 --> 00:17:57,284
♪ Be for real don't be a stranger ♪
358
00:17:57,324 --> 00:18:00,524
♪ We can achieve it ♪
359
00:18:00,564 --> 00:18:03,724
♪ We can achieve it... ♪
360
00:18:03,764 --> 00:18:06,764
It's in now, it's IN now!
361
00:18:06,804 --> 00:18:07,964
Little one in my vein.
362
00:18:09,124 --> 00:18:11,604
And we're... done.
363
00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:16,444
Finger on there, please.
364
00:18:16,484 --> 00:18:17,644
Get off!
365
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:21,204
Taking advantage when I'm
in a vulnerable position.
366
00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:22,364
Shit!
367
00:18:22,404 --> 00:18:25,764
Am I sexually attracted
to men being feeble?
368
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:30,164
So I am just going to launch
right in, if that is OK.
369
00:18:30,204 --> 00:18:32,124
Oh, you've done questions.
370
00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:35,004
Yeah, it is...
371
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:38,404
It is pretty out there in
terms of a interview technique,
372
00:18:38,444 --> 00:18:40,044
but it seems to work for me, so...
373
00:18:45,764 --> 00:18:47,604
Can I have it back?
374
00:18:47,644 --> 00:18:49,524
Let's not do this tonight.
375
00:18:49,564 --> 00:18:50,644
Sorry, what?
376
00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:53,684
I don't really do interviews.
377
00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:55,284
I know.
378
00:18:55,324 --> 00:18:57,604
Which is why I'm so grateful...
379
00:18:57,644 --> 00:19:00,644
So, OK, thanks all for coming.
380
00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:07,044
This girl has got something
very unique and truthful
381
00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:10,604
to say about the millennial
female experience...
382
00:19:10,644 --> 00:19:14,084
This album is NOT about the
millennial female experience.
383
00:19:14,124 --> 00:19:16,244
It's a discourse on
current human perception...
384
00:19:16,284 --> 00:19:17,284
And it's SO real!
385
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,724
It's SO authentic!
386
00:19:19,764 --> 00:19:20,964
I get it.
387
00:19:21,004 --> 00:19:23,844
- And we're delighted she is saying it with us...
- So, sorry.
388
00:19:23,884 --> 00:19:26,500
- Why am I here then if you don't want to talk to me...
- Cos you're fit.
389
00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:28,044
And your Twitter's quite funny.
390
00:19:30,324 --> 00:19:31,604
Am I supposed to be flattered?
391
00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:35,324
Uh, so, without further
ado, this is Quine...
392
00:19:37,204 --> 00:19:38,924
... with Tongue Centre!
393
00:19:41,004 --> 00:19:43,284
- My editor is expecting an article...
- OK, sh, sh!
394
00:19:43,324 --> 00:19:44,404
Starting, starting.
395
00:19:45,924 --> 00:19:49,124
♪ We are ♪
396
00:19:50,444 --> 00:19:51,444
♪ Here ♪
397
00:19:52,644 --> 00:19:53,964
♪ Here ♪
398
00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:55,644
♪ We ♪
399
00:19:55,684 --> 00:19:56,884
♪ Are ♪
400
00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:00,844
♪ Hello ♪
401
00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:04,204
♪ Hello... ♪
402
00:20:06,364 --> 00:20:07,364
♪ Hello... ♪
403
00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:08,604
This is really offensive.
404
00:20:12,564 --> 00:20:14,764
♪ You are here... ♪
405
00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:16,284
Nancy?
406
00:20:16,324 --> 00:20:18,684
♪ I am here... ♪
407
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:19,764
Nancy?
408
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,364
♪ We are here... ♪
409
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:22,444
Nancy?
410
00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:26,364
♪ Here we are... ♪
411
00:20:26,404 --> 00:20:27,644
Fuck this.
412
00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:38,604
♪ We are here... ♪
413
00:20:38,644 --> 00:20:41,524
OK, fine, fine, I'll do it, I'll do it!
414
00:20:41,564 --> 00:20:43,444
Shit, I forgot my phone.
415
00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:48,484
Are you fucking kidding me?
416
00:20:48,524 --> 00:20:49,644
What's the number?
417
00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:51,044
I don't know.
418
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,484
Give me the ticket.
419
00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:04,404
Fucking full of yourself, aren't you?!
420
00:21:04,444 --> 00:21:05,484
What? That was you.
421
00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:07,644
That was not me, that was you.
422
00:21:14,684 --> 00:21:17,284
So, are we going to go to a
real bar and do this, or what?
423
00:21:17,324 --> 00:21:19,284
Nah.
424
00:21:19,324 --> 00:21:20,844
We're going to go to mine.
425
00:21:24,204 --> 00:21:26,844
I'm doing an article on celibacy, so...
426
00:21:28,284 --> 00:21:29,284
Oh, fuck it.
427
00:21:31,304 --> 00:21:34,064
Sorry, cab, please. Thank you.
428
00:21:34,104 --> 00:21:35,744
Well...
429
00:21:35,784 --> 00:21:37,620
- Great to see you.
- Yeah, lovely to...
430
00:21:37,621 --> 00:21:39,772
- Yeah.
- You coming for one more,
431
00:21:39,775 --> 00:21:42,024
or have you got to get home
and phone the Samaritans?
432
00:21:42,064 --> 00:21:43,744
If I don't, they'll worry, won't they?
433
00:21:43,784 --> 00:21:46,944
Yeah, they're a good bunch, I
ran the London for them last year.
434
00:21:46,984 --> 00:21:49,224
Cos of my little sister.
435
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,144
- Come on, Angus!
- Need a lift, Charlie?
436
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,264
Better do as your mum says!
437
00:21:53,304 --> 00:21:54,322
If you don't mind, yeah...
438
00:21:54,323 --> 00:21:56,424
- Of course.
- ... that would be great, thank you.
439
00:22:07,864 --> 00:22:09,144
- Safety first.
- Hmm.
440
00:22:15,824 --> 00:22:17,384
I feel great...
441
00:22:20,384 --> 00:22:22,504
Really optimistic.
442
00:22:22,544 --> 00:22:25,064
Optimism is a side effect of codeine.
443
00:22:26,544 --> 00:22:30,784
It's a side effect of you... !
444
00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:32,904
It's definitely the drugs.
445
00:22:32,944 --> 00:22:35,184
Stop, stop it!
446
00:22:38,944 --> 00:22:40,104
I'm itchy.
447
00:22:41,304 --> 00:22:43,944
Other side effects may include vomiting,
448
00:22:43,984 --> 00:22:47,184
constipation, confusion, rash.
449
00:22:47,224 --> 00:22:51,064
Got your prescription, give it to
you because he'll try and eat it.
450
00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:53,984
And he's good to go.
451
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,104
He'll need some help though.
452
00:22:56,144 --> 00:22:57,264
Great.
453
00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:00,944
I'm like his carer.
454
00:23:03,024 --> 00:23:05,464
His creepy carer who fancies him...
455
00:23:11,664 --> 00:23:13,624
Sorry about teasing you.
456
00:23:13,664 --> 00:23:15,624
Just so you don't think I'm a...
457
00:23:15,664 --> 00:23:17,224
... complete twat.
458
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:19,864
You're not a twat.
459
00:23:19,904 --> 00:23:22,344
I am actually... I'm actually part-twat.
460
00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:27,704
Well, Angus is full-twat
but it kind of rubs off.
461
00:23:27,744 --> 00:23:30,424
Honestly, I don't think you're
a twat, I think you're nice.
462
00:23:30,464 --> 00:23:32,704
I think you're smart, like,
463
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,384
- in your head smart.
- Mm-hmm.
464
00:23:34,424 --> 00:23:36,344
And, you've got...
465
00:23:36,384 --> 00:23:38,384
... you know, nice blouses.
466
00:23:38,424 --> 00:23:40,784
Whatever you call them, tops.
467
00:23:40,824 --> 00:23:43,104
No, I like them, they're erm...
468
00:23:43,144 --> 00:23:45,104
they're nice, they're
professional but...
469
00:23:46,504 --> 00:23:47,784
But, like, sexy as well...
470
00:23:47,824 --> 00:23:49,944
N... not sexy, erm...
471
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:55,904
Fun. Like, you know,
in a respectful way...
472
00:23:55,944 --> 00:23:57,184
You are...
473
00:23:57,224 --> 00:23:59,504
You are very sweet, Charlie.
474
00:24:01,584 --> 00:24:04,984
Why do you want to come and work
for a bunch of twats like us?
475
00:24:05,024 --> 00:24:06,224
I love twats.
476
00:24:06,264 --> 00:24:07,584
I can't get enough of them.
477
00:24:13,784 --> 00:24:15,464
Maybe you should come back, then.
478
00:24:16,824 --> 00:24:17,824
I would...
479
00:24:17,864 --> 00:24:19,264
I would love that.
480
00:24:19,304 --> 00:24:20,424
So would I.
481
00:24:28,104 --> 00:24:29,424
I can't...
482
00:24:29,464 --> 00:24:32,504
- I... I've got to get out here, actually.
- Yeah.
483
00:24:32,544 --> 00:24:34,864
Erm, yeah, yeah, I've
got to get out right here.
484
00:24:34,904 --> 00:24:36,624
- Oh, yeah, OK.
- Erm...
485
00:24:36,664 --> 00:24:38,904
There's a Tesco, I
need to get some milk.
486
00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,784
- Could you... ?
- Pull over, pull over.
487
00:24:42,424 --> 00:24:45,104
- Thanks, thanks.
- No, thank you. Thank you.
488
00:24:45,144 --> 00:24:46,275
- I'll see you Monday?
- Yeah.
489
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,864
- Yeah.
- Indeed you will.
490
00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:50,104
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
491
00:24:57,784 --> 00:24:59,024
Shit!
492
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,784
Why am I cock-blocking myself?
493
00:25:07,824 --> 00:25:10,864
If I want to shag him, I'll shag
him and no-one can fucking stop me.
494
00:25:10,904 --> 00:25:13,784
Obviously, not when he's
vulnerable cos that's immoral.
495
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:17,584
Where do you want... ?
496
00:25:17,624 --> 00:25:19,904
- I was going to, on the bed?
- OK, the bed.
497
00:25:27,784 --> 00:25:28,944
Could have made it.
498
00:25:28,984 --> 00:25:31,664
Yeah, I wasn't expecting company.
499
00:25:43,224 --> 00:25:44,664
Can you give me a hand?
500
00:25:44,704 --> 00:25:46,464
Yeah, sorry, I was just watching...
501
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,504
Thanks.
502
00:25:50,744 --> 00:25:54,104
Uh right, my work here is done.
503
00:25:54,144 --> 00:25:55,184
Give me my gear.
504
00:25:55,224 --> 00:25:57,064
Hm, yeah.
505
00:25:57,104 --> 00:26:01,984
These should say, "May experience
girl power," on the side.
506
00:26:02,024 --> 00:26:03,784
Yeah, sorry you had to see that.
507
00:26:07,424 --> 00:26:08,584
Bye.
508
00:26:09,864 --> 00:26:10,904
Oh.
509
00:26:12,544 --> 00:26:13,544
Aw!
510
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,024
OK, yep, thanks.
511
00:26:19,064 --> 00:26:21,024
- How are you getting back?
- Uh...
512
00:26:21,064 --> 00:26:23,824
Just going to go outside
and hope for the best.
513
00:26:23,864 --> 00:26:25,904
You're so in the moment.
514
00:26:25,944 --> 00:26:28,504
Nope, just blasé about personal safety.
515
00:26:28,544 --> 00:26:30,584
This is what I mean.
516
00:26:30,624 --> 00:26:32,464
I don't think you're...
517
00:26:32,504 --> 00:26:33,504
... vulnerable.
518
00:26:34,864 --> 00:26:37,064
I think you're Teflon.
519
00:26:37,104 --> 00:26:39,464
Like a nonstick pan, no need to soak.
520
00:26:39,504 --> 00:26:40,664
Take last week.
521
00:26:40,704 --> 00:26:43,824
You didn't think, you just did.
522
00:26:43,864 --> 00:26:46,024
I want to be like that, I
want to go out in my boxers
523
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:48,264
in a cloud of muffins!
524
00:26:48,304 --> 00:26:50,344
You don't give a shit about
what's going to happen,
525
00:26:50,384 --> 00:26:52,184
you just go with it.
526
00:26:53,424 --> 00:26:55,064
It's cool.
527
00:26:55,104 --> 00:26:56,304
OK.
528
00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,664
Well...
529
00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,784
... reality, klaxon.
530
00:27:00,824 --> 00:27:03,664
I ALWAYS think before I do.
531
00:27:03,704 --> 00:27:06,824
So that was ALL me, which is disturbing.
532
00:27:08,344 --> 00:27:09,624
I still like it.
533
00:27:11,544 --> 00:27:13,904
That doesn't mean you
have to like this...
534
00:27:13,944 --> 00:27:15,424
No, I do!
535
00:27:15,464 --> 00:27:16,704
Objectively...
536
00:27:18,064 --> 00:27:20,424
... all very visually appealing.
537
00:27:30,224 --> 00:27:33,104
- Please... - Get OUT!
- Stop, STOP!
538
00:27:33,144 --> 00:27:35,024
Uh...
539
00:27:35,064 --> 00:27:36,224
Erm...
540
00:27:36,264 --> 00:27:37,464
I...
541
00:27:37,504 --> 00:27:40,104
I just don't know...
542
00:27:40,144 --> 00:27:43,744
... if it's a good idea right now.
543
00:27:43,784 --> 00:27:47,984
If this had been last week, I would
have been on there like, aargh!
544
00:27:48,024 --> 00:27:50,504
But now, I'm like,
545
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,544
"Do I?"
546
00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:52,784
"I don't know."
547
00:27:54,664 --> 00:27:56,424
I am getting mixed signals.
548
00:27:56,464 --> 00:27:58,144
I know.
549
00:27:58,184 --> 00:27:59,344
Me, too.
550
00:27:59,384 --> 00:28:02,304
I'm getting mixed signals from myself.
551
00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,104
This is so confusing!
552
00:28:07,624 --> 00:28:11,184
I don't want to do anything
until I feel less confused.
553
00:28:12,944 --> 00:28:15,704
About myself, and other people.
554
00:28:17,184 --> 00:28:18,384
Like you.
555
00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:23,744
Nah, it's me.
556
00:28:23,784 --> 00:28:25,144
I am...
557
00:28:25,184 --> 00:28:26,184
Hoo!
558
00:28:26,224 --> 00:28:28,824
Away, because of the drugs.
559
00:28:28,864 --> 00:28:30,064
Don't know what I'm saying.
560
00:28:30,104 --> 00:28:32,064
Yeah, you junkie.
561
00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:35,424
You're a disgrace, being all nice to me.
562
00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:37,344
- Call the police.
- Yeah.
563
00:28:42,344 --> 00:28:43,664
I'm going to go.
564
00:28:47,904 --> 00:28:49,344
But...
565
00:28:49,384 --> 00:28:53,584
... mate, we should do dinner soon.
566
00:28:53,624 --> 00:28:55,144
Yeah, great.
567
00:28:57,104 --> 00:28:59,344
We should set that up.
568
00:29:10,904 --> 00:29:13,024
That wouldn't have just been a kiss.
569
00:29:13,064 --> 00:29:14,962
It would have been
another fucked up loop
570
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,200
in my sexual spiral of despair.
571
00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:24,744
I can't have sex in real life when
there's this much sex in my head.
572
00:29:26,784 --> 00:29:27,984
We'll, erm...
573
00:29:29,584 --> 00:29:30,984
Bye.
574
00:29:31,024 --> 00:29:33,944
- Bye?
- Yeah. I've actually got
575
00:29:33,984 --> 00:29:37,064
- a Skype call early in the morning.
- Oh.
576
00:29:37,074 --> 00:29:40,944
It's just going to be a bit
awkward with some girl here.
577
00:29:40,984 --> 00:29:42,824
Obviously, I wasn't going to stay.
578
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:43,864
I was...
579
00:29:43,904 --> 00:29:46,224
... actually about to say
I was going to go, so...
580
00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:49,544
- I'll text you, yeah?
- I'll...
581
00:29:49,584 --> 00:29:51,024
No, I'll text you, so...
582
00:29:52,784 --> 00:29:54,424
Just grab these...
583
00:29:56,304 --> 00:29:57,304
Hm...
584
00:29:57,344 --> 00:30:01,144
Did you know touch is the only
sense you can die from a lack of?
585
00:30:01,184 --> 00:30:02,624
Mm-hmm.
586
00:30:03,784 --> 00:30:08,224
It's hard to fake this much holy
bliss but I have to suck it up
587
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,824
if I want to be friends
with a tactile person.
588
00:30:10,864 --> 00:30:13,024
It'll probably lead to human
extinction cos we'll all
589
00:30:13,064 --> 00:30:15,624
be on our phones instead of touching.
590
00:30:15,664 --> 00:30:17,024
You can't Instagram a hug!
591
00:30:18,824 --> 00:30:20,264
OK, thanks!
592
00:30:20,304 --> 00:30:23,104
Love, but I haven't found
your palace of anxiety yet!
593
00:30:23,144 --> 00:30:24,504
Maybe next time?
594
00:30:24,544 --> 00:30:25,624
Well, how do you feel?
595
00:30:26,944 --> 00:30:28,384
Uh, dishevelled.
596
00:30:29,584 --> 00:30:31,144
But a bit less anxious.
597
00:30:32,504 --> 00:30:33,704
Thank you.
598
00:30:37,584 --> 00:30:39,624
It's good we can talk about stuff.
599
00:30:39,664 --> 00:30:42,424
I feel like I could tell you anything.
600
00:30:42,464 --> 00:30:43,584
Yeah.
601
00:30:54,584 --> 00:30:57,064
Last one, I'll leave
you alone, I promise.
602
00:30:57,104 --> 00:30:58,504
I'm sorry.
603
00:30:58,544 --> 00:31:00,184
Have I said that?
604
00:31:00,224 --> 00:31:01,664
I don't think I have, but I am.
605
00:31:02,784 --> 00:31:04,824
Oh, fuck this.
606
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,384
I've fucked it, haven't I?
607
00:31:06,424 --> 00:31:07,424
Fuck!
608
00:31:12,784 --> 00:31:14,424
Hi.
609
00:31:14,464 --> 00:31:16,184
I got your message.
610
00:31:16,224 --> 00:31:18,664
I did ring, I didn't just pop round.
611
00:31:18,704 --> 00:31:20,984
Do people even pop in London?
612
00:31:22,984 --> 00:31:24,624
I just wanted to talk to you.
613
00:31:25,904 --> 00:31:28,504
Cos you're the only person
I can really talk to,
614
00:31:28,544 --> 00:31:31,824
and I only got that
cos we weren't talking.
615
00:31:31,864 --> 00:31:32,864
OK.
616
00:31:34,944 --> 00:31:36,464
I know it's late.
617
00:31:36,504 --> 00:31:37,824
Yeah, it's pretty late.
618
00:31:37,864 --> 00:31:39,104
Yeah.
619
00:31:39,144 --> 00:31:41,584
I'm realising that now. Erm...
620
00:31:41,624 --> 00:31:42,984
And this is quite weird of me,
621
00:31:43,024 --> 00:31:45,584
so I might just...
622
00:31:45,624 --> 00:31:48,144
... come back actually
at a more convenient time.
623
00:31:48,184 --> 00:31:49,584
OK, bye.
624
00:31:49,624 --> 00:31:51,104
Marnie, Marnie, wait.
625
00:31:53,304 --> 00:31:55,424
- I thought I fucked this up...
- You haven't.
626
00:31:55,464 --> 00:31:57,664
What were we doing? We
don't even fancy each other.
627
00:31:57,704 --> 00:31:59,264
Yeah, I know.
628
00:31:59,304 --> 00:32:00,304
I mean,
629
00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:02,344
don't get me wrong,
you're a total catch.
630
00:32:02,384 --> 00:32:04,504
YOU'RE a catch.
631
00:32:04,544 --> 00:32:06,784
I'm just not in a place for...
632
00:32:06,824 --> 00:32:09,624
No, no, I'm not in a place...
633
00:32:10,704 --> 00:32:13,464
So, we should just be...
634
00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:14,504
We should just be...
635
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,000
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