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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:40,909 《功夫联盟》 2 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,151 英雄 救我啊 3 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,718 泡妞就是两个字 4 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,789 坚持 5 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,389 放开保儿 6 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,833 - 哈 - 滚开 7 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,149 快 8 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,236 走 9 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,509 费英雄 10 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:45,629 我跟你拼了 11 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,190 我错了 12 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,191 我不敢再跟你争保儿了 13 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:03,552 啊哈哈哈哈哈哈 14 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,514 我叫费英雄 15 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,159 今年二十五岁 16 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,231 是一名漫画绘图师 17 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,395 在我完成我第一本漫画 “功夫联盟”那一天 18 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,078 我就做了一个决定 19 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,351 我要给我多年的梦中情人 保儿 20 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,238 一封表白信 21 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,359 就是这个决定 22 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,834 改写了我的命运 23 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:37,948 保儿 24 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,230 对不起 25 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,355 对不起 对不起 26 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,315 你没事吧 27 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,516 我没事 28 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,794 学长你没事吧 29 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:45,875 没事 30 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,109 我帮你吧 31 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:52,674 哇哦 32 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,353 这什么时候画的啊？ 33 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,550 额 34 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,596 我…刚刚随便画的 35 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,429 诶 学长 36 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,112 这画的是个什么故事啊？ 37 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,551 啊 38 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,118 是个穿越题材 39 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,276 黄师傅 霍大侠 陈阿真 叶问 40 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,157 到了现代行侠仗义的故事 41 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:09,956 保儿 42 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,155 社长好 43 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,876 表哥 这是英雄画的 44 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,438 四大宗师穿越到现代 45 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:21,190 很有创意 46 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,076 画了很久啊 47 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,149 没有 没有 48 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,913 是组长让我画那个… 49 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,114 不是我说你啊 50 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,190 是不是又健完身才过来上的班 51 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,110 - 四大宗师这个理念 - 哎 走吧 走吧 52 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,030 我想了很久 53 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,477 英姐你今天好美喔 54 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,357 别嘴甜了 干洗我知道 55 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,032 葫芦娃还有孙悟空 56 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,359 够了 够了 57 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,193 你再不表白的话 58 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,191 保儿就被张鹏抢走了 59 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,872 不会吧 姑妈 60 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,029 哎呀 61 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,437 所以呀 你现在要做的是约人家出来呀 62 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,112 逛街 吃饭 看电影 63 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,758 领证 结婚 生小孩 64 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,034 英姐 英姐 65 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,359 欸 什么事 66 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,952 会议要开始了 67 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,673 马上 68 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,789 我跟你说啊 69 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,314 女孩家青春有限 不等人的 70 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,038 大学四年你都没追到保儿 71 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,632 你念的是什么书啊 72 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,073 我帮你一下吧 73 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:08,637 这个 74 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,789 拿去 给她 75 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,668 太快了吧 76 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,160 Happy Birthday to you 77 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,832 姑妈知道你今天生日 78 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:19,149 拿着蛋糕去她面前许个愿 79 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,515 把心里想说的 说给她听 80 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,435 你说不出口 写情书 81 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,514 英姐 英姐 82 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,353 张总说 保儿的咖啡少糖多奶 83 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,793 马上来了 84 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,478 要不是你表弟生病需要钱的话 85 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,471 哼 我早就走了 86 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,629 真是的 87 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,030 加油 88 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,675 这么长时间水都不来 89 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,079 你还干不干了 90 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,275 干什么呢 91 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,839 偷东西啊 92 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,349 我没 没有 93 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,276 你还没偷东西 你往里面放什么呢 94 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,076 我没 没放什么 95 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,991 你往里塞什么 你还说没有 96 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,353 你 看错了 97 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,509 - 走 走 走 去看看 - 你给我拿出来我看看来 98 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,316 我 没放 99 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,633 你拿出来 我看看来 100 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,076 你别过来 101 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,115 啊 102 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:32,711 就他 103 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,835 偷东西还打我 104 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,193 我真的没有 105 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,110 我真的没有偷东西 106 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,394 哎哟 你看 107 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,992 我没偷东西 108 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,075 让开 109 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:42,875 不可能 110 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,552 英雄不是这样的人 111 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,278 我以我的人格担保 112 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,554 虽然他很穷 113 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,676 但绝对不会做出这样的事情 114 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,519 虽然他很穷 115 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,919 很穷 很穷 116 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,075 是 117 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,074 我很穷 118 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,708 我很穷 119 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:39,436 你给我滚 120 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,350 社长啊 121 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,192 小费平常很乖的 122 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,519 我看有误会 123 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,714 - 英姐 - 是吧 124 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,798 听说你儿子病得很重啊 125 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,790 干活去 126 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,709 你们都愣着干嘛 127 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,835 干活去 128 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,471 黄师傅 霍大侠 陈阿真 叶问 129 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,550 你们不是行侠仗义吗 130 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,109 为什么不来帮我追保儿 131 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,910 张鹏 你个王八蛋 132 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,397 你为什么什么都有 133 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,550 我为什么什么都没有 134 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,029 今天 135 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,439 是我的生日 136 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,234 我要你们这些功夫英雄都来帮我 137 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,078 我的愿望是 138 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,436 年轻人 你是谁啊 139 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,518 你找我们干什么 140 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,112 师父 你认识他吗 141 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,912 喂 有话快点说 142 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:03,875 吶 143 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,071 我就当你们都答应我了啊 144 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,599 你怎么可能打得过我们的黄师傅 145 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,919 你吃了狗屎 146 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,395 天父 147 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,592 我知道我这样的要求是有点不对 148 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,434 但我一定要在两个男人之间选一个 149 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,713 你明明安排了黄师傅跟我青梅竹马 150 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,077 为什么又要安排我跟那谁相遇呢 151 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,750 你既然安排了一个新的 152 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,277 又不拿走那旧的 153 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,434 我很为难的 154 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,672 姓黄的 你敢超我 155 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,513 阿七 小心奸人坚 156 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,794 是 师父 157 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,359 阿牛 狮子摇头 158 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,429 是 159 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,557 - 阿七 撞他 - 好 撞 160 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,718 跟我奸人坚斗 161 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,596 追 162 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,358 奸人坚要追上来了 163 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,873 追上黄师傅了 164 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,390 阿七 165 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,115 小姐 小姐 166 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,792 黄师傅的狮子被撞倒了 167 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,836 看来这次天父要带走他了 168 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,435 明白 169 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,596 如果你安排黄师傅出事 170 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,517 那我就跟那谁在一起 171 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,836 但如果黄师傅平安无事 172 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,838 那我就跟那谁 173 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,348 一刀两断 174 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,114 - 阿七 - 是 师父 175 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,794 黄师傅来了 176 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,670 又来 177 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,435 不要 178 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,112 千万不要让黄师傅赢 179 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,476 小姐 180 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,799 无影脚 181 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,395 天父 182 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,393 你真的这么狠心 183 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,189 让我跟黄师傅一起渡过余生 184 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,311 黄师傅 185 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,600 你今晚找人把这封信带到上海 186 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,750 交给那谁 187 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:01,909 小姐 188 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,395 你真舍得跟那谁一刀两断啊 189 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,709 既然 190 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,597 上天已经做了选择 191 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,553 我就只能放手 192 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,914 小姐 193 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,952 那你就放手吧 194 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,554 感情的事情 195 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,749 哪有那么容易 196 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,079 说放就放啊 197 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,195 那要不 198 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,634 你自己把分手信给黄师傅 199 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,279 反正上面也没写那谁名字 200 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,510 不行 201 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,351 黄师傅等了我那么多年 202 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,595 我跟那谁 203 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,318 才认识不到三个月 204 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,355 我怎么忍心呢 205 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,588 黄师傅回来了 206 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:33,875 啊 207 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:38,397 黄师傅 208 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,958 - 恭喜啊 - 谢谢 谢谢 209 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,552 谢谢各位 谢谢了 210 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,550 阿荣 211 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,629 阿宽 212 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,435 阿荣 213 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,195 阿宽 214 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,195 阿荣 215 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:06,558 师父 今天是大家的生日啊 216 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,437 是你的 也是我的 也是他的生日啊 217 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,754 嗯 218 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,270 对了 219 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,318 今天是初七人日 220 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,799 是每一个人的生日 221 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,238 在西方社会有个风俗叫做许愿 222 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,639 我的愿望是跟您 223 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,516 黄师傅 224 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,033 我不傻 225 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,792 你等了我那么多年 226 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,836 我当然知道你最大的心愿 227 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,512 就是想嫁给我喽 228 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,956 好男儿志在四方 229 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,838 必当惩恶扬善 除暴安良 230 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,637 我之所以一直没有娶你 231 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,552 就是担心仇家找上门连累到你 232 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,595 停 233 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,351 那封信不用送出去了 234 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,036 为了不阻碍你行侠仗义 235 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,679 我明天就走 236 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,679 你放心 237 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,632 你等了我那么多年 238 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,996 我一定会给你个名分的 239 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,914 好浪漫 240 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,110 这枚戒指 241 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,270 摆在我这里有十几年了 242 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,032 今天见到你心神不宁 243 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,632 我一下就明白了 244 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,436 毕竟 245 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,032 你也是老姑娘了 246 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,114 那封信 247 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,118 还是送出去吧 248 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,954 什么信 249 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,509 那封信 250 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,711 我已经存了十几年了 251 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,118 就是告诉我妈 252 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,199 我们要结婚了 253 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,710 让岳母开心一下也好啊 254 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,355 还愣着干嘛 还不快去 255 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,675 十三 256 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,636 你终于梦想成真喽 257 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,398 我都想有个家 258 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,388 好了 好了 259 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,354 好了 好了 260 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,713 慢一点 261 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,036 等等我 黄师傅 262 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,473 黄师傅 263 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,389 我是从很远的地方来找你的 264 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,674 你们一定要帮我啊 265 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,749 我们 266 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,556 你 267 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,549 霍大侠 268 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,436 陈阿真 269 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,429 叶问 270 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,192 我为什么我要帮你啊 271 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,033 为了锄强扶弱 272 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,678 为了侠义精神 273 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,796 为了一 五 二 274 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,199 一五二 275 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,076 一 276 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:50,910 五 277 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,670 二 278 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,193 你要来帮我啊 279 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,431 喂 什么一五二啊 280 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,273 救命啊 281 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,633 你们是什么人 282 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,909 志伟哥 283 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,239 你不要死 284 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,559 志伟哥 285 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,549 志伟哥 286 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,436 志伟哥 你不要死 287 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,156 志伟哥 288 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,036 没事吧 289 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,519 志伟哥 290 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,994 摄影师换了 291 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,955 啊 292 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:42,556 谁呀 293 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,709 好功夫 294 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,029 搞什么 295 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,393 抗日剧拍多了 296 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,958 怎么有轻功的 297 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,075 你哪个组的 298 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,753 别跑 你回来拍戏啊 299 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,911 你到底是谁啊 说你呢 300 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:58,955 站住 301 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,959 为什么追我 302 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:10,836 我没追你 303 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,239 人家也追着我呢 304 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,837 我顶你个肺 这两个 305 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,478 谁来的 有没有搞错 306 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,072 你们有没有搞错 307 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,591 独孤求败 308 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,430 看剑 309 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,719 你回来啊 310 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,074 你功夫这么好 311 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,514 我要签你做我下一部戏的男主角 312 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,273 - 小心 - 不要走 313 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,595 你干嘛偷袭我 314 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,749 我在救你 315 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,515 不要打了 316 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:51,830 怎么称呼啊 317 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,955 陈阿真 318 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,713 我还用你救吗 319 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,199 救你还不知道好歹 320 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,436 怎么称呼 321 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,714 黄师傅 322 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,271 你那么喜欢黄师傅 323 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,957 哎呀 我保证可以捧你做 324 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,279 第二个赵文卓 325 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,116 我不知道赵文卓是谁 326 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,157 但是我黄某人绝对不会做下一个赵文卓 327 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,434 我只做我自己 328 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,555 黄师傅 329 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,355 我是霍大侠徒弟 330 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,998 - 陈阿真 - 诶 你是李小龙 331 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,389 霍大侠 332 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,749 我们先离开这 333 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,909 黄师傅 走 334 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,194 不要走啊 335 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,868 导演 你没事吧 336 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,195 各部门都准备好 先给演员补妆 337 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,995 看来那个叫张导的是个武痴 338 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:49,796 大家保持安静 339 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,074 他神经病的 340 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,151 你师父霍大侠在哪里 341 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,198 昨天晚上我还跟师父喝酒 342 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,710 唉 343 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,835 喝完之后 344 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,237 我就做了一个很奇怪的梦 345 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,749 有一条男的美人鱼 346 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,909 来找我帮忙 347 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,035 醒来之后 348 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,912 师父说他也做了一个 349 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,672 一模一样的梦 350 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,554 而且我们发觉 351 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,154 我跟师父来到这个叫横店的地方 352 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,510 见到很多奇奇怪怪的人 353 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,831 好像不是我们年代的 354 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:19,675 你的意思是 355 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,272 我们到了另一个世界 356 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,199 我觉得我们穿越了 357 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,357 这绝对不是我们的年代 358 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,509 黄师傅 359 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:32,950 你看 360 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,994 来 大家跟我来 361 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,831 这里是咏春武术馆 362 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,319 这是我们横店最大的… 363 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,231 二零一八年 364 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,953 真的穿越了 365 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,871 不是吧 你是霍大侠 366 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,915 是啊 叶师傅 367 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,716 是师父 368 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,835 是师父啊 369 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,155 诶 370 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,835 每次都是赶我吃饭的时候来挑战我 371 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,437 叶师傅 你误会了 372 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,316 误会 373 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,070 你不是来挑战 374 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,195 难道来吃饭啊 375 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,111 我真是闻到香味才上来的 376 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,314 我已经饿了半天了 377 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,912 我跟我的徒弟出来找吃的 378 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,399 谁知道我们失散了 379 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,510 师父 380 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,389 吶 381 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,469 我没跟你说谎吧 382 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,959 这是我徒弟陈阿真 383 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,395 旁边那个 我就不知道是谁了 384 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,597 他是大名鼎鼎的黄师傅啊 385 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,075 再见 386 00:22:59,240 --> 00:22:59,877 师父 387 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,074 我顶你个肺啊 388 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,399 还说不是来挑战 389 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,719 一个霍大侠 390 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,994 一个陈阿真 391 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,519 现在又多个黄师傅 392 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,034 在下真的是佛山黄师傅 393 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,149 他是不是知道了 我跟十三姨的事情 394 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,238 我看他的反应不像 395 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,079 你要时刻小心啊 396 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,638 他要是知道了我跟十三姨的事情 397 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,993 怎能放过我啊 398 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,156 那也是 399 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,115 未请教 400 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,111 哦 佛山咏春 叶 401 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,879 我们可是同乡啊 402 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,075 叶师傅 请问你的大名是 403 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,276 别问 404 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,554 那他怎么也穿越过来了 405 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,790 哎呀 这事说来话长了 406 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,199 昨天晚上我做了一个梦 407 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,428 梦见一条美男鱼 408 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,396 醒来之后 就在这了 409 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,709 你也做了这个梦啊 410 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,672 我跟师父也做了这个梦 411 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,829 他给了我个号码 412 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,069 509 413 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:43,876 我841 414 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,108 我是152 415 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,030 你呢 416 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,315 33 417 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,309 哎呀 418 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,634 这可怎么办呢 419 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,359 下个月十三姨还等着我娶她过门呢 420 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,509 过门 421 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,711 脱单最重要 你先走吧 422 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,789 别管我们了黄师傅 423 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,789 那可不行 424 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,313 大家都是穿越过来的 425 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,470 先找到那条美男鱼 否则 426 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,516 我绝对不能扔下你们不管 427 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,350 啊 428 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,349 你们先走吧 429 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,839 留下我一个就行了 430 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:07,829 为什么 431 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,793 还有人穿越过来 432 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,313 我留下来做个接应 433 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,959 还有人要来 434 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,116 请问一下三国剧组在哪边 435 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:17,836 你们知道吗 436 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,239 导演他们就在上面 437 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,958 诶 死开 你 438 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,029 神经导演来了 439 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,349 走 440 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,711 别走啊 我跟你签约啊 441 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,155 师父 442 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,270 师父 443 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,275 - 走 - 走 444 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,469 哎呀 445 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,559 怎么这么low啊 446 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,675 师父 447 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,795 现在怎么办 448 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,074 这里离大城市近 449 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,559 去看看能不能找到熟人 450 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,993 去打听一下那个梦中少年 451 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,035 也对 452 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,270 黄师傅 大城市兵荒马乱 453 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,156 你还是留在这吧 454 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,912 霍师傅果然是大侠 455 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,194 总为别人着想 456 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,997 你这个朋友我交定了 457 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,072 以后上刀山下火海我陪你 458 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,429 诶 459 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,638 明明是大帅府的 460 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,278 怎么变城管所了 461 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,269 人家说 462 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,508 - 十三姨 - 拆迁了 463 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,395 我去哪里才能找到你呢 464 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,274 传单啊 465 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,669 了解一下 466 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,828 「梦想开始的地方」 467 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,473 梦中人 468 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,160 即a狗战胜李世石 柯洁之后 469 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,957 AI市场再掀波澜 470 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,236 中国a科技有限公司张鹏在今天宣布 471 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,719 人工智慧a超人 472 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,756 将挑战“世界武术大赛”冠军 473 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,113 「晚上7点我去武术比赛场馆 你来吗？」 474 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,395 「你不出现如果 我们以后都不要见面啦」 475 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,315 吃什么 476 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,394 巨无霸套餐 477 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,035 在这吃 478 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,275 麦辣鸡套餐 479 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,629 小二 480 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,556 黄师傅 身上有没有银子啊 481 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,551 平常 我都在家里吃 482 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,913 你这有免费wiFi吗 483 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,830 有啊 484 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,589 谢谢啊 485 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,158 给我来三份免费wiFi 486 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,115 不要放辣 487 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,349 想免费 488 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,793 你们可以试试这个 489 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,272 我黄某人是绝对… 490 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,869 多谢 491 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,270 来 492 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,789 走啊 493 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:08,995 师父 494 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,476 那我呢 495 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,519 我们都已经这么熟了 496 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,919 你不觉得像乱伦吗 497 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,069 自己搞定吧 498 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,992 至于这样吗 499 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,078 给钱不就行了 500 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,879 我请你们吃吧 501 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,472 你们四个这么可怜 502 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,674 我帮帮你们吧 503 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,954 这些钱 504 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,791 够你们买车票回老家了 505 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,194 这怎么行呢 506 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,795 拿着吧 507 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,196 这位姑娘 508 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,030 真是像十三姨一样善良 509 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,749 没什么好表示的 510 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:14,956 来 511 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,030 哥哥抱抱 512 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,150 哟 513 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,070 师父 514 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,958 人家还是个小孩 515 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,190 哦 516 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,077 那请姑娘留下芳名 517 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,674 好让我的后人在2018年把钱还给你 518 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,749 后人 519 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,559 在下霍大侠 520 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,391 我是他徒弟 陈阿真 521 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,709 黄师傅 522 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,230 别问 523 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,719 啊哈哈哈 524 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,075 走了 525 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,754 好笑吗 526 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,036 各位 我有事先走了 527 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,029 还有 528 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,873 别再大半夜扮演黄师傅吓人了 529 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,399 拜拜 530 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,235 这位姑娘 531 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,355 真是侠义心肠 532 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,749 诶 拿了钱 分了先吧 533 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,235 多谢 534 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,198 师父 他靠谱吗 535 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,948 「我相信你的人格不会偷东西」 536 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,188 「但当时你为什么 拿着我给英姐的运动包呢？」 537 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,474 「今晚9点我去金山武术比赛场馆 你过来吧！」 538 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,999 原来是个贼窝 539 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,395 人非圣贤 孰能无过 540 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,635 各位兄弟 541 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,596 在下佛山黄师傅 542 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,439 你是黄师傅 543 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,559 那么他是周杰伦 544 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,631 上 545 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,595 好 546 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,633 万化迷踪 547 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,156 功夫 两个字 548 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,038 一横一竖 549 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,678 对的 站着 550 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,434 错的 倒下 551 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,749 我错了 552 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,638 我倒下 553 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,434 叶师傅真是厉害 554 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,510 不用出手 555 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,555 他就躺在这了 556 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,470 几位大哥 557 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,629 武艺超群 558 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,959 在下石敢当 559 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,313 我万分佩服 560 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,153 刚才弟兄们打劫了大哥们的钱财 561 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,718 我会加倍奉还的 562 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,998 你赔多少钱给我们都没用的 563 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,115 我们都回不去 564 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,553 你家很远吗 565 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,353 实不相瞒 566 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,635 就算有钱 567 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,596 我们也不知道怎么回去 568 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,510 啊 569 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,279 一言难尽 570 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,510 总之我们要找到托梦给我们的少年 571 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,078 才能知道怎么回去 572 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,993 喔 原来你们要找人啊 573 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,479 这就好办了 574 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,915 我大石哥有的是朋友 575 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,229 出五湖 进四海 576 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,915 想找个人分分钟就能够搞定 577 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,109 好啊 578 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,078 如果你帮我们找到他的话 579 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,274 我们的事情 580 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,554 一笔勾销 581 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,550 一言为定 582 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,551 你把托梦人的资料给我 583 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,550 我不知道啊 584 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,959 他只是留了几个数字给我们 585 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,188 我是841 586 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,269 509 587 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,755 1 52 588 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,795 99 589 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,317 上次你不是说33吗 590 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,753 对 33 591 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,876 你们利用微信诈骗软体 592 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,633 把所有的数位全部输入进去 593 00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,789 三个人一组 594 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,995 看看到底能不能找到 595 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,589 这件事情交给我 你们就放心好了 596 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,919 OK OK 597 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,638 大哥 是电话号码 598 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,638 为什么给他们托梦 599 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,234 不是我 600 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,309 这 601 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,390 这手机是我在地铁上 602 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,753 偷一小子的 603 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,518 看来今天晚上有个叫保儿的 604 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,078 约他在武术比赛场馆见 605 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,115 是他 606 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,519 托梦人就是他 607 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,791 让我们进去看看吧 608 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,599 行个方便 609 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,668 广东十虎的资料簿已经到齐了 610 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,435 少林寺的经书也已经到了 611 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,237 低调 低调 612 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:20,992 我霍某人一生光明磊落 613 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,638 绝不行这苟且之举 614 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:23,914 师父好棒 615 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,670 你们还想不想找梦中人了 616 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,074 如果你们不想找 617 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,479 还可以大声些 618 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,239 黄师傅 619 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,590 黄师傅 你的展品啊 620 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,270 十三姨的秘密情人 621 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:58,396 哇 622 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,958 情书来的 623 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,478 当年农历初七 624 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,949 不就是人日 625 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,116 黄师傅 626 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,269 找托梦人要紧 627 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,271 不要在意这些儿女情长的小事 628 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,076 霍师傅 629 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,355 十三姨的事没有小事 630 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,993 黄师傅 631 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,116 诶 没写名字啊 632 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,516 霍师傅 633 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,839 你怎么跪下了 634 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,713 阿真 635 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,513 我为什么要跪在这 636 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,269 师父平生最痛恨的 637 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,998 就是那些给人戴绿帽子的人 638 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,911 所以他下定决心帮你找他出来 639 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,273 切了他喂狗 640 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,194 这样也没有解释他为什么要跪下啊 641 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,229 有灵感不就跪了 642 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,514 我们一天跪几次啦 643 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,636 有什么出奇有什么好问的啊 644 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,391 那也是 645 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,755 有什么样的师父就有什么样的徒弟 646 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,677 你那张樱桃小嘴 647 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,557 总有说不尽的情话 648 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,319 你那些甜言蜜语 649 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,595 总会在我脑海中回响 650 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,273 当你咧开嘴巴 651 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,032 两排洁白的牙齿 652 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,792 又显性感迷人 653 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,957 你那迷人的秀发 654 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,155 每当迎风飘扬的时候 655 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,952 仿佛万千… 656 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,030 够了 657 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,951 黄师傅 还有啊 658 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,636 你 659 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,119 干嘛弄成这样 660 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,236 阿真 我为什么要弄成这样子 661 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,630 师父 在每一次杀人之前 662 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,790 都会精心设计一下杀手的造型 663 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,596 他这样做 664 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,068 只不过想表明决心 帮你报仇 665 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,109 多谢你 666 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,550 丢 你这么了解你师父啊 667 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,630 你究竟读哲学还是心理学 668 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,868 什么都读点啦 669 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,108 大石哥呢 670 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,716 擦擦先 671 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,630 谢谢 672 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,199 黄师傅 大石哥可能在这边 673 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,349 来 去看看 674 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,230 你 675 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,235 你是不是想甩掉我们 676 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,111 不是 677 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,872 我觉得你们 很奇怪 678 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,995 一炷香之后会自动解开 679 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,356 不是 这怎么回事啊 680 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,429 点你哑穴 681 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,272 瞪什么瞪 682 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:22,836 嗯 683 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,438 你点就点一对啊 684 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,395 留一只干嘛 685 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,196 那一只留给你嘛 686 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,235 张总 有人找 687 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,355 有人 师父 688 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,358 叶师傅 看着他 689 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,632 保儿 你怎么来啦 690 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,791 我约了我师父乔山虎来这里 691 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,676 我介绍你们认识啊 692 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,908 哦 不了 693 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,831 我只是刚好路过这里 694 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,273 顺便过来看看你 695 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,958 没想到你还是这么关心我 696 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,190 这可是耗费我大半辈子的心血啊 697 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,031 保儿 698 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,439 知道我为什么办这个比赛吗 699 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,395 我知道呀 700 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,152 台子下面有人 701 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,355 是一个人 702 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,199 我是做人工智慧的 703 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,398 同时我也非常喜欢功夫 704 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,311 所以今天才办这个比赛啊 705 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,719 不只这样… 706 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,114 是托梦人啊 707 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,157 终于成功的研发了一套 人工智慧功夫盔甲 708 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,548 不管什么样的人 709 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,198 只要穿上了这身盔甲 710 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,992 就会变成功夫高手 711 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,309 表哥 712 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,549 支持你 713 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,910 当然 这只是其中一个原因 714 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,990 看他鬼鬼祟祟偷听人家 715 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,194 不像是好人 716 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,549 这个 717 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,955 是我亲手做的智能功夫公仔 718 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,197 我努力打拼了这么多年 719 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,032 其实就是为了这个 720 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,634 现在 我把这个发明的专利 721 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,789 送给你 722 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,234 表哥 723 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,038 - 我 - 你什么都别说了 724 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,669 我知道 725 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,598 你的心里早有所属 726 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,871 在漫画社我就看出来了 727 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,433 是费英雄吧 728 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,558 他跟我们不是一个世界的人 729 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,913 费英雄他配不上你 730 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,878 我希望你能把它收下 731 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,556 就像我一直在你身边一样 732 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,115 保护着你 733 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,354 张总 734 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,395 我来了 735 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,718 台底下有四个人 736 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,869 你说什么 737 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,479 一个不会武功 738 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,472 两个同一派别 739 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:29,995 你们什么人啊 740 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,558 一个的腿功 741 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,308 特别厉害 742 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,079 出来 743 00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,799 保儿 快走 744 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,311 快出去 745 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,833 快点走 快点走啊 746 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,838 阿真 帮黄师傅 747 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,034 是 师父 748 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,994 黄师傅 749 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,794 黄 黄 黄 750 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,279 黄师傅 751 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,759 陈阿真 752 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,029 莫非你是 753 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,996 没错 我就是 754 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,069 霍大侠 755 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,317 我真是太厉害了 756 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,790 我画的漫画变成真的啦 757 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,354 黄师傅 758 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,429 走 759 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,430 黄师傅 760 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,034 不要等我 我要拿回十三姨的信 761 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,876 保儿 762 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,318 啊哈哈哈 763 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,550 我这次真的是梦想成真了 764 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,835 英雄 765 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,876 叶师傅 给他解穴 走 766 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,189 叶师傅 767 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,553 你真的是叶问吗 768 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,239 你是不是叶问啊 769 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,389 解什么啊 770 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,069 我明白了 771 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,598 原来你不是来找我的 772 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,033 是我许愿找你们来帮我的 773 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,076 没想到你们四个逗逼就真的出现了 774 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,751 臭小子 775 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,636 你马上给我许愿 776 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,312 让我们回自己的年代 777 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,070 如果不许 你的下场就像这样 778 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,034 哎呀 779 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,115 叶师傅 780 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,195 这位英雄 781 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,759 请你赶快许个愿 782 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,876 让我们回到自己的年代 783 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:44,949 我很着急 784 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,474 要问十三姨关于这封信的事 785 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,915 好 786 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:09,870 诶 787 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,438 我们怎么还在这啊 788 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,000 我当然是许愿把你们留下来了 789 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,391 刚刚我出去都要表白了 790 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,594 就是你们四个笨蛋 791 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,192 非要把我给拉回来 792 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,518 你一定要教我绝世的武功 793 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,715 我许愿就是为了在张鹏面前 794 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,915 赢得这次世界武术大赛的冠军 795 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,389 有了这三千万 796 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,992 就没人说我穷了 797 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,592 我也可以配得上保儿了 798 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,431 你们一定要留下来帮我啊 799 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:34,516 你找死 800 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,475 停 801 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,438 行侠仗义 助人助己 802 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,714 你们把他打死了 803 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,314 你们也回不去你们的年代啊 804 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:44,231 是 805 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,356 在古代你们是四位大侠 806 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,395 在这 807 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,311 你们是四位屌丝 808 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,514 跟他一样 809 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,988 没钱没车没房子 810 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:53,989 好了 811 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,353 不用多说了 812 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,669 我已经看出来了 813 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,671 你们就是十九世纪的 814 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,079 消化道 815 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,393 两顿地沟油就能让你们翘辫子了 816 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,038 我看还是帮帮他吧 817 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:06,870 帮他打擂 818 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,075 赢了以后他追他的妹子 819 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,196 你们回你们的年代 820 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,792 两全其美 821 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,279 岂不是好 822 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,515 对不对 823 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,390 对的 824 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,913 才有资格讲话 825 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,634 Yes 826 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,155 涛哥 827 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,714 昨天晚上 828 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,029 我碰到了四个武林高手 829 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,109 他们说是 830 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,031 因为费英雄许愿 831 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,315 令他们穿越到这个时代的 832 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,673 他们还说 833 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,955 如果不完成费英雄的心愿 834 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,030 他们就没有办法回去 835 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,190 我今天带他们来见你 836 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,713 我就是想到一条 837 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,234 利用他们发财的大计 838 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,310 来呀 快教我绝世武功啊 839 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,311 那我就先教你迷踪拳 840 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,590 嗯 841 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,355 来抢 842 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,069 来呀 843 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,594 谁怕谁啊 844 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:42,715 再来呀 845 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,276 哇 这什么功夫啊 846 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,269 涛哥 847 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,398 你看惊喜不惊喜 848 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,989 迷踪拳 849 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,468 就是让对手永远看不清踪迹 850 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,312 我昨天看了电视才知道 851 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,993 C罗就是学到了迷踪拳的皮毛 852 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,070 才有了出神入化的假动作 853 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,071 让对手永远断不到球 854 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,712 我就是生错了时代 855 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:15,356 要不然我每年都是足球先生 856 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,395 穿越 857 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,515 对呀 858 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,835 这是费英雄 859 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,549 借机敲诈勒索四大宗师啊 860 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,791 我在他们这里面当他们的经纪人 861 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,995 帮着一块夺回他们的马子 862 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,070 机不可失时不再来啊 863 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,197 涛哥 过了这个村可就没这个店了 864 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,237 宁可赌上身家性命 865 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,834 也不能放过这大好的机会啊 866 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,189 我明白了 867 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,633 教我 教我啊 868 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,390 没问题 869 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,992 在我们四大高手的调教下 870 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,036 以你的资质差不多三十年就可以 871 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,029 三十年 872 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,678 三十年保儿的孩子都恋爱了 873 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,954 有没有第二种方法啊 874 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,870 有 875 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,838 借用外力打通你的三脉七轮 876 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,909 叶师傅 877 00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,114 所说这七轮 878 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,348 就是顶轮 879 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,236 眉心轮 880 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:01,990 喉轮 881 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,035 心轮 882 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:03,916 腹轮 883 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,909 脐轮 884 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,909 最后 885 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,512 就是底轮 886 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,993 如果可以成功 887 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,275 一夕之间 888 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,998 就可以单手掷象 889 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,479 一苇渡江 890 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,469 好啊 891 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,754 快打通我啊 892 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,068 没那么容易 893 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,115 据我所知 894 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,348 从古到今 895 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,237 还没有人能够成功过 896 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,036 最多 897 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,632 只到第三轮 898 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,830 不用怕的 899 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,273 我不怕 没事的 900 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,475 来打通我底轮啊 来啊 901 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,797 各派选手今日已经入住大会指定的酒店 902 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,509 准备迎接明天开始的世界武术冠军大赛 903 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,080 这次参加的门派一共有四十多个 904 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,638 面朝大海 905 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,792 你这是主题特色的 906 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,838 您这是复式的 907 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,955 是她 908 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,479 嘴巴上有东西 909 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,909 我帮你擦 910 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,473 我又不是没碰过 911 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,311 那天晚上那位姑娘 912 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,312 参赛的选手真不少啊 913 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,799 - 房间都满了 - 是啊 914 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:40,955 有我们忙的了 915 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:41,915 陈秘书 916 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,439 我们的房间弄好了吗 917 00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:44,675 好了张总 918 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,635 诶 919 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,268 是你们啊 920 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,238 怎么没回老家啊 921 00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,959 多谢姑娘上次雪中送炭 922 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,030 我们终于找到托梦人了 923 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,111 只要能帮他完成一个心愿 924 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,473 我们就可以回家了 925 00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:58,833 托梦人 926 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:00,995 英雄 927 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,915 你有什么要和这位姑娘说的 928 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,114 就趁这个机会赶紧说吧 929 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,758 我没有什么想说的 930 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,312 有我们在 你怕什么 931 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,230 走 932 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,675 好 好 933 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,628 慢慢说啊 934 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,316 保儿 935 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,594 - 我其实一直 - 你电话 936 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,235 接啊 937 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,314 小费啊 938 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,949 是姑妈 939 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,718 不知道该怎么跟你说 940 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,157 你表弟病情加重了 941 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,158 医生说要动手术 942 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,716 幸好社长 943 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,312 愿意把钱借给我 944 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,358 我们跟他 945 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,352 不是同一个世界的人 946 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,392 我们都是普通人 947 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,599 你就算了吧 948 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,954 跟保儿 949 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,119 不要再有瓜葛了 950 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,278 你就当帮我忙吧 951 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,675 这事 952 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,398 就当姑妈求你了 953 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,115 好 954 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,235 谢谢 955 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,909 对不起 956 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,314 有什么话 957 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,275 说吧 958 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,395 嗯 959 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,909 没什么 960 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,355 哎呀 961 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,271 说什么说呀 962 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,396 我看还是明天擂台上见吧 963 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,071 走 走 走 964 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,069 站住 965 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,718 你当天晚上使用的无影脚 966 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,995 已经失传了一百多年 967 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,476 你究竟是谁 968 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,239 你又是谁 969 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,876 龙意拳传人 970 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,238 乔山虎 971 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,831 我是他们的经纪人 972 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,271 像你这种没合约 没保险 没费用 973 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,191 我们不可能跟你动手啊 974 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,158 要想动手也成 975 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,479 擂台上见 976 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,515 切 977 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,191 走 快 快点 978 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,515 一个男人 979 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,159 剑都还没拔 980 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,196 就被情敌吓的体无完肤 981 00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,273 他还不算惨 982 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,840 起码他知道他的情敌在哪里 983 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:22,875 而我 984 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,836 连谁是我的情敌都不知道 985 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,951 别聊这个了 来 喝酒 986 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,075 来 喝酒 987 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,835 再喝 988 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,632 （我爱你） 989 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:48,236 （爱的彻底 没有任何人能比） 990 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,793 （我爱你） 991 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,675 （爱你不是 不是一日也二日） 992 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,591 我从一开始就错了 993 00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,113 错的很离谱 994 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,831 我是很穷 我没钱 995 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,035 我功夫 功夫我也学不会 996 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,433 现在连姑妈也告诉我要放弃 997 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,278 我还要坚持什么 998 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,033 都没用的 999 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,515 费英雄 1000 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:16,868 男子汉大丈夫 1001 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,279 敢作敢当 1002 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:19,788 拿出你的勇气来 1003 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,358 告诉那个女孩子 1004 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,674 你爱她 1005 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,398 我是很想说 1006 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,433 可我回不去啊 1007 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,079 十三姨 1008 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,597 你在哪啊 1009 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:39,675 喂 1010 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,396 你没事吧 1011 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,515 喝太多了 1012 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:42,948 - 他到底喝了多少 - 不知道啊 1013 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,109 十三姨 1014 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,075 喝了几瓶啊 1015 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:45,990 我没注意啊 1016 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,353 - 我去找经理 - 快去啊 1017 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,554 喂 你醒醒啊 1018 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,276 我明白了 1019 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,076 走 1020 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,354 我明白了 1021 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,789 黄师傅 1022 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,239 男子汉大丈夫 1023 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:56,753 流血不流泪啊 1024 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,113 啊 1025 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,159 对不起啊 黄师傅 1026 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,075 包扎好了 1027 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,069 偷人老婆是应该内疚 1028 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,474 谁偷别人老婆啊 1029 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,479 当然是你了 1030 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,954 难道是我吗 1031 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,154 为什么是我 1032 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,071 黄师傅自杀我没叹气 1033 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:36,990 阿真也没 1034 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,797 唯独是你唉声叹气 1035 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,593 阿真 我为什么要叹气 1036 00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,595 师父叹气 1037 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,158 因为他暗恋黄师傅 1038 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,230 啊 1039 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,188 他暗恋 1040 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,709 那他又为什么跟黄师傅讲对不起 1041 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,359 我为什么要说对不起 1042 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,113 你移情别恋了嘛 1043 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,430 谁啊 1044 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:58,516 是他 1045 00:55:58,760 --> 00:55:59,590 我 1046 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:04,910 来了 1047 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,234 我没做好准备 1048 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,992 你当然没有心理准备了 1049 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,752 你说你喜欢十三姨的嘛 1050 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,234 我什么时候说我喜欢她 1051 00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,468 那日在天台啊 1052 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,675 你跟你徒弟已经讲过了 1053 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,993 你们会上海话 我也会啊 1054 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,472 这次打赢比赛的奖金 1055 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:25,549 你们的给我 1056 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,073 那我就不讲出去了 1057 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,075 黄师傅 1058 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:34,879 你在这多久了 1059 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,759 你们说多久 1060 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,432 我就站了多久了 1061 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,952 十三说的没错 1062 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,509 你的牙齿真的好白 1063 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,519 好迷人啊 1064 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,555 不行 1065 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,239 我也得去刷牙了 1066 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,879 否则十三又该嫌弃我了 1067 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:00,756 黄师傅 1068 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,749 嘘 1069 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,272 你们继续在背后 1070 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,838 说我坏话啊 1071 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,269 是他 1072 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,675 活该 1073 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,238 黄师傅 不要啊 1074 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,434 我要自杀 1075 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,475 我撞死算了 1076 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,390 啊 1077 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,994 哎呀 1078 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,832 我的腿啊 1079 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,597 张总 1080 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,318 我看见费英雄去找保儿 1081 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,355 什么 1082 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,559 你个笨蛋 1083 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,076 你们俩别跑 给我站住 1084 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:08,990 别让他跑了 1085 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,115 把他给我干掉 1086 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:22,315 站住 1087 00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,519 还想跑 1088 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,029 你干嘛 1089 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,749 谁 1090 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:41,955 是我 是我 1091 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,188 费英雄 1092 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,715 你别害怕 1093 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,235 我这衣服呢 不是我偷来的 1094 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,036 是那个女人她脱给我的 1095 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,075 不对 1096 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,196 这个衣服呢是我先脱给她的 1097 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,394 然后她再… 1098 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,034 我在说什么呀 1099 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,509 这个衣服是我跟她互相 1100 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,190 也不对 1101 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,273 稍微给我一点时间 1102 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,954 我一定可以的 1103 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,189 一点点 1104 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,639 黄师傅喝醉了 1105 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,639 他哭的很惨 1106 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,630 在他心里一直有个心事 1107 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,559 但是他没有机会了 1108 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,716 十三姨跟他不在一个时代 1109 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:29,314 但是你在 1110 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,152 所以我还有这个机会 1111 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,397 今天我有很多话要跟你说 1112 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,509 这些话 1113 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,192 藏在我心里很久了 1114 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,069 上次 1115 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,112 我并没有偷你的东西 1116 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,037 我只是把一封告白信 1117 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:15,713 放在你的包里 1118 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,113 你也写了一封信 1119 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,833 什么叫也啊 1120 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,429 没什么 1121 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,756 我觉得那封信不够直接 1122 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,069 我记得我就把它藏在这个包里的 1123 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,274 就是这个包 1124 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,834 这个包 1125 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,952 没错 就这个包 1126 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,394 骗我的吧 里面什么都没有 1127 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,119 我藏的很隐蔽的 1128 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,235 这封信 1129 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,268 还记得吗 1130 01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,597 2012年9月1日 学校门口 1131 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,152 这不是我写的 1132 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:05,753 不要念 1133 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,918 那天 天很蓝 1134 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,399 风很轻 1135 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,391 我做了一个决定 1136 01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,193 一定要让这个全身 1137 01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,112 都是牛仔装的男生帮我拿行李 1138 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,032 别以为我真的柔弱到连箱子都拖不动 1139 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,038 简直球王一般的存在 1140 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,678 最后那两秒钟 你看了吗 1141 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:34,351 当然看了 1142 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,316 你看什么了你 最后那个三分球 1143 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,912 压哨啊 太帅啦 1144 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,638 来 我帮你 我帮你 1145 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,195 不用 1146 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,238 学妹 我帮你拿 1147 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,112 我帮你拿嘛 1148 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,873 所有人都在盯着那个球 1149 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,154 那个球就在篮框上 1150 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,354 就是个意外 1151 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:51,031 是有那么激动吗 1152 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,828 （认识你还没有多久） 1153 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:58,833 （可一切那么熟悉呢） 1154 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,831 （熟悉你的笑） 1155 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,831 - （距离微妙） - 谢谢学长 1156 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,832 （刚好模糊我心跳） 1157 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,876 - 这边有人坐吗 - 有 1158 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,475 （路边的餐厅恰好满座） 1159 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:12,833 费英雄在二楼 1160 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:17,038 - （雨伞也恰好带多） - 这里没人了 1161 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:23,639 - （回去时间想稍稍晚点呢） - 你们坐吧 1162 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:28,559 （一切恰好是巧合） 1163 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,838 （连天气也恰好配合） 1164 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,879 （错过一班一班又一班的车） 1165 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:40,589 （等你恰好路过） 1166 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:44,559 （恰好我们同路呢） 1167 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:48,553 （白月光照影子两个） 1168 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,799 （踩着步子偷看你侧脸轮廓） 1169 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:57,794 （眼光中流转的） 1170 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,031 - （是整片星河） - 爸 爸 1171 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,359 什么事这么急啊 1172 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,954 我想进表哥的漫画社工作 1173 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,518 你不是喜欢国画吗 1174 01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,079 什么时候喜欢漫画的 1175 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,637 「毕业后」 1176 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,428 学长 1177 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,079 又见面了 1178 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:30,238 （请别浪费这巧合） 1179 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:34,392 （让我在你身旁默默） 1180 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,439 （想你快乐失落都能遇到我） 1181 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,115 （想你会爱上我） 1182 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:46,113 （眼神恰好对视着） 1183 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:50,398 （也恰好想说点什么） 1184 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,439 （此刻彩虹恰好在雨后闪烁） 1185 01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:59,309 （掌心恰好温热） 1186 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:07,520 （想被你抱着） 1187 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,194 吓死我了 1188 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:31,875 表哥 1189 01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:33,994 你怎么在这啊 1190 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,474 你去见过他了 1191 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:45,789 他跟我表白了 1192 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:46,869 开玩笑 1193 01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:49,073 他就是一个穷小子 1194 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:50,795 你们不合适 1195 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,035 表哥 1196 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:53,993 我不准你这么说他 1197 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,479 别再叫我表哥 1198 01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,032 我们有血缘关系吗 1199 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,789 没有 1200 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,555 没有 1201 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,797 「世界武术大赛」 1202 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,949 放心 1203 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,710 女士们 先生们 1204 01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:28,390 欢迎来到世界武术大赛 1205 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,558 冠军只有一个 1206 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,517 奖杯只有一座 1207 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,039 谁站到最后 1208 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,712 谁就是王者 1209 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:37,916 奖金是3000万 1210 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,718 3000万 1211 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,308 发达了 哈哈哈 1212 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,275 请确认一下 1213 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,269 然后在这签个字 1214 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,315 打一个 1215 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,833 我要一个打十个 1216 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,669 请您穿上衣服 1217 01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,591 赤身裸体对大会很不尊重 1218 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,715 不尊重 1219 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:58,275 他呢 1220 01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:00,711 这个是相扑的正规服装 1221 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,632 我不穿上衣就不尊重 1222 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,797 他穿得比我还少这叫尊重吗 1223 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,111 先生 1224 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:12,155 下一个该你了 1225 01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:13,515 哦 1226 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,189 黄师傅 1227 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,311 黄师傅 这回该您上了 1228 01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:20,548 你要把他们打败了 1229 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,551 你就能回家了 黄师傅 1230 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,110 他怎么了 1231 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,954 黄…黄师傅 我挺你 1232 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,835 什么情况 1233 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:34,916 好好跟人家学学 1234 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,795 一个无影脚一个迷踪拳 1235 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,950 已经失传一百多年 1236 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,311 你究竟是谁 1237 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,473 佛山黄某人 1238 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,631 今日能和阁下过几招 1239 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,596 实在是三生有幸 1240 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,349 等一会 请你千万不要留手 1241 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,635 我真的很想被你打死 1242 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,959 喂 涛哥 1243 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,109 放心吧 1244 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:18,917 肯定没问题 1245 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:20,876 绝对有惊喜 1246 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:24,236 到时候四大宗师随便输给费英雄 1247 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,390 这冠军还是咱们的 1248 01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:32,789 预备 1249 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,069 开始 1250 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,439 你们怎么 1251 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:41,954 什么情况 1252 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:42,597 战术 1253 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,555 这是战术啊 1254 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,993 战术你大爷 1255 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,793 你们这次如果输掉的话 1256 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,438 我就切了你喂狗 1257 01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,039 用力一点 1258 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,509 一 1259 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:21,589 二 1260 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,593 我让你打死我 1261 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,238 没让你压着我啊 1262 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:30,999 来点刺激的 1263 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,274 哈哈哈 1264 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,029 我问你 1265 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,758 你凭什么看不起我 1266 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,637 凭什么看不起我 1267 01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,712 用力啊 1268 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:07,993 他在自杀 1269 01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,155 你可不能放水啊 黄师傅 1270 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,673 你不能这么玩啊 1271 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:21,317 喂 1272 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,469 你不能上来啊 1273 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,676 你到底想怎么样 1274 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,750 对啊 想怎样 1275 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,352 怎么 不是说了吗 1276 01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,112 谁站到最后谁就是冠军 1277 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,269 什么意思啊 1278 01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:36,838 他说的对 冲啊 1279 01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,229 走 1280 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:17,590 黄师傅 1281 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,237 你没事吧 1282 01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,275 不要理我 1283 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,110 好 1284 01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,678 与其让你死在其他人手上 1285 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,113 不如死在我手上 1286 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:29,477 回来 1287 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:38,268 你知不知道为什么十三姨 1288 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:39,679 背着你跟着我在一起 1289 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,875 因为她知道你是个懦夫 1290 01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,995 我明知道你们青梅竹马十几年 1291 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,433 我还是敢追她 1292 01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:50,475 为什么 1293 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,710 因为你是个懦夫 1294 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:56,996 收到分手信的是我 1295 01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:58,959 我都没认输 1296 01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:00,279 你认输 1297 01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:02,236 你为什么这么容易放弃 1298 01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,753 你真的爱她吗 1299 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:05,395 不要 1300 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,628 不要打他 1301 01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:08,634 黄师傅 1302 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,437 你告诉我男人要有勇气 1303 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,317 女人是要主动争取的 1304 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,119 我都有勇气去找保儿 1305 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,190 你为什么没有勇气去找十三姨 1306 01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:25,480 哎呀 你们能不能靠谱一点啊 1307 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,869 这次我会被涛哥打死的 1308 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,273 你答应过会帮我的 1309 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:33,759 男人要信守承诺 1310 01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:40,033 我们习武之人 1311 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:43,077 应当自强不息 行侠仗义 1312 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,593 你不但言而无信 1313 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,875 现在连那个黄毛小子都比你勇敢 1314 01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:48,871 你还扮什么一代宗师 1315 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,195 我今天就打死你这个懦夫 1316 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,633 这样十三姨就不用为难 1317 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,153 因为她没有选择 1318 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,109 我黄某人 1319 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,951 一定会信守承诺 1320 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,110 帮助英雄打赢比赛 1321 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,553 完成心愿 1322 01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:08,435 好 1323 01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:10,954 之后我们一起回去找十三姨讲清楚 1324 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,109 再定输赢 1325 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,393 一言为定 1326 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:27,954 他是我的 1327 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,033 英雄 进去躲起来 1328 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:30,995 好 1329 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:34,436 别过来 1330 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,350 回去 1331 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:55,316 叶师傅 1332 01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:56,150 你什么情况啊 1333 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,036 怎么 1334 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,439 没见过出绝招啊 1335 01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,551 这就是1个打100个 1336 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,909 阿真 1337 01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,079 把他交给黄师傅吧 1338 01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:48,950 好 1339 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,477 黄师傅 1340 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:32,913 保儿被张鹏抓了 1341 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:33,876 帮我救她 1342 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:35,108 保儿在我手上 1343 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,794 要救保儿 立刻到A区4号电梯 1344 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:38,750 真差劲 1345 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,749 出事啦 1346 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,549 承让 1347 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:45,151 保儿在哪 1348 01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:46,149 在4号电梯 1349 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,070 走 1350 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:50,630 宗师 1351 01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,437 别跑还没完呢 1352 01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,113 他们全走了 1353 01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:56,189 叶师傅 1354 01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,519 全靠你了 1355 01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,875 好 1356 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,275 讲义气 1357 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:03,033 你才是真正的一代宗师 1358 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,152 我真的演不下去了 1359 01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:06,673 其实我不是叶问 1360 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:09,036 你们全部当我是叶问 1361 01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:10,838 其实我是个逃犯 1362 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:13,354 那你不是叶问 1363 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,475 你是谁 1364 01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:15,950 叶 1365 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,275 别问 1366 01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:18,876 英雄 1367 01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:19,471 - 一 - 等等我们 1368 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:20,230 二 1369 01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:27,675 五 六 七 1370 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:28,317 四呢 1371 01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:29,355 在那里 1372 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:56,309 走 1373 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:08,756 以前有个男孩爱上一个女孩 1374 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:10,832 他俩从小青梅竹马 1375 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,353 有一天男孩背着他 1376 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,078 女孩在男孩的肩膀上说 1377 01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,069 张鹏 1378 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,278 长大之后一定要嫁给他 1379 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,349 后来这个男孩暗自下定决心 1380 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:23,440 一定要成为这个世界上最优秀的男人 1381 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,152 他要在全世界的见证下 1382 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,388 对她告白 1383 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,431 于是这个男孩离开了父母 1384 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,718 一个人去国外留学 1385 01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:39,029 回国以后 他成立了 全中国最顶尖的科技公司 1386 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,074 女孩喜欢漫画 1387 01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:44,150 他就陪着她去漫画社工作 1388 01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,708 女孩喜欢功夫 1389 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:47,835 他就办武术展 1390 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,159 办比赛 1391 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:55,515 后来 1392 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:56,555 我把求婚戒指 1393 01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:58,755 放在了智能功夫公仔里面 1394 01:17:58,760 --> 01:17:59,988 送给了她 1395 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:01,908 我发誓 1396 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:05,079 这辈子一定要好好守护她 1397 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,870 不让她受到任何伤害 1398 01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:10,069 因此 1399 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:13,870 我发明了全世界最强的智能功夫盔甲 1400 01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,514 要把这些坏人统统杀死 1401 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,029 可是 1402 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:20,598 我没想到 1403 01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:21,989 在漫画社里 1404 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,911 竟然出现了一个笨蛋 1405 01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,639 一个笨蛋啊 1406 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,194 英雄 1407 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:29,709 英雄 1408 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:31,989 保儿 1409 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:32,989 等等 1410 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,631 要我们四个人打你一个 1411 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,599 太高估你了 1412 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,234 我一个人就够 1413 01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,199 精武门 1414 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:44,875 陈阿真 1415 01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:45,910 怎么 1416 01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,353 你徒弟每次打架之前 1417 01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:48,713 都要脱衣服吗 1418 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:50,911 你不觉得这样子很性感吗 1419 01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:52,114 表哥 1420 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,315 我求你 1421 01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,154 不要这样 1422 01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:57,315 我知道 1423 01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:58,435 费英雄喜欢你嘛 1424 01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,873 但我也喜欢你啊 1425 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,436 能不能给我一个公平竞争的机会 1426 01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:04,112 看 看什么看啊 1427 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:05,508 一个僵尸 1428 01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,028 一个笨蛋 1429 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:08,514 一个瘸子 1430 01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,154 一个暴露狂 1431 01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,190 怎么了 1432 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:13,599 化装舞会啊 1433 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,069 怎么会这样 1434 01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:20,795 去你的 1435 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:27,556 你们以为我会无聊办武术比赛吗 1436 01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:28,959 你们所有人的功夫资料 1437 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,952 都已经录入到 我最伟大的发明功夫铠甲里 1438 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:32,995 第一步是模仿 1439 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,195 然后 就会计算出破解方案 1440 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,273 我劲不劲啊 1441 01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:42,756 阿真 1442 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,075 阿真 1443 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:46,270 师父 1444 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:47,633 你别再摇我了 1445 01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,073 我好痛啊 1446 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:52,996 你能看清阿真的动作 1447 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,230 可是你未必能看清我的动作 1448 01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:02,950 陈阿真 1449 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,310 黄师傅 1450 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:05,230 够了 1451 01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:13,396 虚招你也能算得出来 1452 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:15,109 好 1453 01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:18,038 万化迷踪 1454 01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,154 啊 1455 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,115 万化迷… 1456 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:35,676 你别动 1457 01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:36,715 停 1458 01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:38,555 万万没想到 1459 01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,279 还是被你算出来了 1460 01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,389 送给你 1461 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,878 一群垃圾 1462 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:50,875 霍师傅 1463 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,069 没事 1464 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,550 他只是破解了我的万化迷踪 1465 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,958 但是我的泡妞一定比他厉害 1466 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,395 师父 1467 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:05,278 没事 师父没事 1468 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:06,269 霍师傅 1469 01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:10,149 我知道你很会照顾女人 1470 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,272 如果你能活着回去 1471 01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:14,032 帮我照顾好十三姨 1472 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,318 帅爆了 1473 01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,151 为什么那么帅 1474 01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:38,275 霍师傅 1475 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,197 我没事 我没事 1476 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,030 再来 1477 01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,236 哼 1478 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:49,309 无影腿 1479 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,275 过时了 1480 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,475 看我的旋风无影腿 1481 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:11,873 黄师傅 1482 01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:21,269 不好意思啊 1483 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,075 是左腿 1484 01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:29,799 不要 不要 1485 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:43,194 黄师傅 1486 01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:52,313 瞧你那损样 1487 01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:53,549 保儿 1488 01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,239 你说你爱他 1489 01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:56,515 他配吗 1490 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:57,876 配吗 1491 01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:58,835 保儿 1492 01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,598 你说你爱我 1493 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:06,879 不配 1494 01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:32,591 告诉你一个秘密啊 1495 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,276 昨天晚上我跟保儿接吻了 1496 01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:36,633 废人 1497 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:52,511 这个泳池的水温啊 1498 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,238 是刚刚好 1499 01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:55,514 想死 1500 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:02,033 我们已经尽力了 1501 01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:03,269 不要打了 1502 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:06,749 你知道的 1503 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,479 接下来发生什么事情 1504 01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:09,230 你懂的 1505 01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,593 我废了你 1506 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,916 Loser 1507 01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:40,359 有什么方法可以教我绝世武功啊 1508 01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:41,110 黄师傅 1509 01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:41,950 有 1510 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:44,918 借用外力打通你的三脉七轮 1511 01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:46,319 如果可以成功 1512 01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:49,278 一夕之间就可以单手掷象 1513 01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:50,872 一苇渡江 1514 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:52,677 一轮一重天 1515 01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:54,193 重重是天堑 1516 01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,872 底轮钧天开 1517 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,513 脐轮昊天到 1518 01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:59,317 黑血出 变天临 1519 01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:01,629 洗精伐髓骄阳升 1520 01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:03,198 当血化黑为红 1521 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,031 证明七轮已启动 1522 01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,713 这是打开三脉必经之路 1523 01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:10,199 好小子 1524 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,839 泡妞啊 1525 01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,112 颜值也很重要的 1526 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:19,992 Stupid 1527 01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:34,953 最后一下了 1528 01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:36,075 你们帮帮我 1529 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:37,752 - 我就成功了 - 我知道了 1530 01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,316 保儿 你帮帮他 1531 01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:41,998 说你爱他 1532 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,718 鼓励他一下啊 1533 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,109 英雄 1534 01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:47,633 我要嫁给你 1535 01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:48,629 保儿 1536 01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:49,789 我来了 1537 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,236 保儿是我的 1538 01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:56,589 去死吧 1539 01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:10,429 - Oops - 表哥 1540 01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:13,710 我求你不要再错下去了 1541 01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:16,595 放过黄师傅他们吧 1542 01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:21,079 说我爱你不就好了嘛 1543 01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,559 为什么说要嫁给他 1544 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:25,199 你不知道婚姻是爱情的坟墓吗 1545 01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:27,833 英雄啊 1546 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:30,400 你死得好惨呀 1547 01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,435 保儿 1548 01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:33,476 是我害你没有选择的机会 1549 01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:36,950 所以你只能选择我了 1550 01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:39,316 我才是你唯一的英雄 1551 01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,832 你只能选择我 1552 01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:49,957 你听清楚了没有 1553 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:19,633 奇迹啊 1554 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:21,239 不可能 1555 01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:24,278 昔日达摩祖师就是面壁九年 1556 01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:26,077 打通了三脉七轮 1557 01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:29,117 最后心里勃发 跻身成佛 1558 01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:30,634 简单来说 1559 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:32,597 就是费英雄跟达摩一样 1560 01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:34,955 进入了无念而念的假死状态 1561 01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:37,269 七轮贯通 三脉流转 1562 01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:39,191 明心见性 重塑真 1563 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:40,189 我 1564 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,319 敢不敢简单点 1565 01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:48,556 满血复活 1566 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:55,032 你之所以打败了三大宗师 1567 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:57,952 是因为你铠甲的运算速度比他们出招快 1568 01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:01,278 而我现在已经达到了 中华武学的最高境界 1569 01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,508 唯快 1570 01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:04,349 不破 1571 01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:07,589 不可… 1572 01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:09,709 能 1573 01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,354 「动作太快分析失败」 1574 01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:16,955 开打了 1575 01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:17,995 闪吧 1576 01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:33,195 我承认 1577 01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:35,919 你这个铠甲挺高端 大气 上档次的 1578 01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:36,955 但你说 1579 01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:38,234 你不去行侠仗义 1580 01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:40,037 你不去扶老奶奶过马路 1581 01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,314 也就算了 1582 01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,914 你说你欺负我这个屌丝干嘛 1583 01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:44,750 你记住了啊 1584 01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:46,557 功夫呢就两个字 1585 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:47,595 武德 1586 01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:49,079 武德你妹啊 1587 01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:29,639 就差这么一点点 1588 01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:32,959 我跟保儿的故事 1589 01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:34,837 就像漫画里的情节一样 1590 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:36,159 英雄救美 1591 01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:38,833 为了自保的大石哥 1592 01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:40,558 怕涛哥把他切了喂狗 1593 01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,073 拼死站到了最后 1594 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:43,593 结果拿了冠军 1595 01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:48,518 叶别问良心发现 选择了自首 1596 01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:49,914 听说表现良好 1597 01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:51,399 也获得了减刑 1598 01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:02,954 我也许了愿 1599 01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:05,151 履行了对三大宗师的承诺 1600 01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,112 但是他们没有回去 1601 01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:09,190 依然跟我们一起生活了一段时间 1602 01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:10,995 直到 1603 01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:12,348 那个黄昏 1604 01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:30,229 从此之后 1605 01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,437 我再也没有见过他们三个 1606 01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:07,389 天父 1607 01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:09,671 黄师傅已经失踪一个月了 1608 01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:11,319 我明白您的意思了 1609 01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,118 我明天就去上海找那谁 1610 01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:14,314 小姐 小姐 1611 01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:17,112 那谁正在来教堂 1612 01:34:18,680 --> 01:34:19,715 想不到 1613 01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:21,392 你安押卜的这么周到啊 1614 01:34:21,480 --> 01:34:22,674 小姐 1615 01:34:22,680 --> 01:34:24,716 但是他跟黄师傅在一起啊 1616 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,434 啊 天父 1617 01:34:26,440 --> 01:34:28,237 我不是一个水性杨花的女子 1618 01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:30,356 两个 是不是太多了 1619 01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:31,110 十三 1620 01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:32,314 我们回来了 1621 01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:33,750 十三 1622 01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:35,034 我决定站出来 1623 01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:36,639 我不做第三者 1624 01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:38,436 不 1625 01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:40,829 我决定将十三交给你 1626 01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:43,192 祝你们幸福 1627 01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:47,555 天父 1628 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,149 你还是 1629 01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:51,515 赶快把他们两个人一次性带走吧 1630 01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:54,638 这样我就可以安心的和陈阿真在一起了 1631 01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:55,629 陈阿真 1632 01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:56,470 对啊 1633 01:34:56,480 --> 01:34:58,710 陈阿真就是小姐那谁呀 1634 01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:04,188 呀 1635 01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:07,069 不要 1636 01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:29,469 （无影脚） 1637 01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:30,674 （有没有王者风范） 1638 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:31,715 （腿连环） 1639 01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:32,914 （踢你去到佛山） 1640 01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:33,955 （迷踪拳） 1641 01:35:33,960 --> 01:35:35,279 （要分辨实在太难） 1642 01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:36,235 （步法快 如闪） 1643 01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:37,468 （看你如何招架） 1644 01:35:37,480 --> 01:35:38,515 （一寸短） 1645 01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:39,748 （我耍得有模有样） 1646 01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:40,749 （双节棍） 1647 01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:42,113 （让你们全倒下） 1648 01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:43,235 （一刀斩） 1649 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:44,309 （咏春以快打慢） 1650 01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:45,230 （只传内不传外） 1651 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:45,797 （心要宽） 1652 01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:46,391 （哈哈哈哈） 1653 01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:51,030 （听 回忆被踢馆的声音） 1654 01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:55,556 （听 情绪在切磋不为悲喜） 1655 01:35:55,560 --> 01:36:00,076 （听 那未决高下的爱情） 1656 01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:04,756 （听 内心故事的浮光掠影） 1657 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:09,629 （无奈的 缘来缘去 不过是宿命） 1658 01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:13,838 （刀山 火海 都是一场修行） 1659 01:36:13,840 --> 01:36:18,709 （等待的 爱来爱去 难逃是注定） 1660 01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:23,271 （睡去 醒来 糊涂亦是明白） 1661 01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:27,831 （我孤身 行走江湖 见怪不怪） 1662 01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:32,356 （我略懂 爱情奥义 没有绝对 黑或白） 1663 01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:36,956 （我修炼 身形步法 心直口快） 1664 01:36:36,960 --> 01:36:43,479 （我喜欢 自由自在 无门无派 去或来） 1665 01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:50,476 （听 回忆被踢馆的声音） 1666 01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:54,951 （听 情绪在切磋不为悲喜） 1667 01:36:54,960 --> 01:36:59,476 （听 那未决高下的爱情） 1668 01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:04,270 （听 内心故事的浮光掠影） 1669 01:37:04,280 --> 01:37:08,910 （无奈的 缘来缘去 不过是宿命） 1670 01:37:08,920 --> 01:37:13,198 （刀山 火海 都是一场修行） 1671 01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:18,069 （等待的 爱来爱去 难逃是注定） 1672 01:37:18,080 --> 01:37:22,631 （睡去 醒来 糊涂亦是明白） 1673 01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:27,270 （我孤身 行走江湖 见怪不怪） 1674 01:37:27,280 --> 01:37:31,831 （我略懂 爱情奥义 没有绝对 黑或白） 1675 01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:36,356 （我修炼 身形步法 心直口快） 1676 01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:42,071 （我喜欢 自由自在 无门无派 去或来） 1677 01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:03,791 （我孤身 行走江湖 见怪不怪） 1678 01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:08,430 （我略懂 爱情奥义 没有绝对 黑或白） 1679 01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:12,956 （我修炼 身形步法 心直口快） 1680 01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:17,556 （我喜欢 自由自在 无门无派 去或来） 1681 01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:18,549 （无影脚） 1682 01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:19,788 （有没有王者风范） 1683 01:38:19,800 --> 01:38:20,869 （腿连环） 1684 01:38:20,880 --> 01:38:22,154 （踢你去到佛山） 1685 01:38:22,160 --> 01:38:23,149 （迷踪拳） 1686 01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:24,434 （要分辨实在太难） 1687 01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,429 （步法快 如闪） 1688 01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:26,759 （看你如何招架） 1689 01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:27,636 （一寸短） 1690 01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:28,993 （我耍得有模有样） 1691 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:29,955 （双节棍） 1692 01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:31,188 （让你们全倒下） 1693 01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:32,235 （一刀斩） 1694 01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:33,434 （咏春以快打慢） 1695 01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:34,395 （只传内不传外） 1696 01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:35,037 （心要宽） 1697 01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:35,950 （哈哈哈哈） 101174

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