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We're back!

And fate had brought Jane back
to her very first love, Adam.

And she leapt right into
a relationship with him.

I know! Ouch.

But still, it's nice
to see her happy, isn't it?

Less happy, our Rafael.
See, he'd lost all his money.

And his sister Luisa
kicked him out of the Marbella.

So he was scheming with Petra
to buy Luisa out.

Oh, and did I mention,
Petra recently dumped him.

- I'm sorry, Rafael.
- Just go.

Yeah, so like I said,

Raf was in a bad place.

But at least he found
an investor to work with.

Only problem: he had to work her.

And speaking of dark times,
remember Petra's mother Magda?

You know, the one who was
locked up in jail for murder.

- Well...
- Granny's back.

That's right.
And she teamed up with Luisa,

who was also trying
to sell the damn hotel,

because she needed the money

to spring her crime lord
girlfriend from jail.

I know! Straight out of a telenovela,
right? Well, imagine this.

Jane's father
recently married her mother,

even though he was expecting
a baby with his ex, Darci,

who he had a complicated
relationship with.

But at least he was still a big star.

Although right now,
he's playing someone very tiny.

Oh, and he recently got
a familiar new costar.

That's right, Esteban's back, too.
And he'd hit it off with Darci.

And things are due to drop,
so let's dive in.

When Jane Gloriana Villanueva
was seven years old,

she met one of her mom's boyfriends
for the first time.

Unfortunately...

Jane, are you okay?

...Jane didn't know
it was her mother's boyfriend.

Needless to say,
Jane wanted it to go perfectly

when Mateo and Adam
met for the first time.

And after grilled cheese sandwiches,

you'll give him a big
bag of gummy worms,

and I'm gonna be like,
"No more candy, young man."

And then you're gonna
be like, "Come on."

And then I'm gonna be like, "Okay."

And then we'll go to a baseball game.

- Got it. When is this happening?
- In eight weeks.

Eight weeks? Wow, that's like

two years in Jane/Adam time.

Your relationship is in, like, a...
time warp.

Dude, yes, yes!

They time warped
right over Adam's panic zone.

Don't you two have to get dressed
if you're gonna make that movie?

Sorry about that.

No, it's okay.

I mean, I understand
if you're in panic zone.

- We are moving pretty fast.
- I'm not in the panic zone.

I am in "I want to spend
every second with you" zone.

This goes on for a while.

Let's time warp through it.

- Peace out, bro.
- Bye.

I should get home,
too, get back to Mateo.

Hey, do you want to come over
tomorrow after he goes to school?

Yeah, roger that.
I will engage the Mateo Protocol.

Copy, copy, 10-4, copy.

Ah, yes, the Mateo Protocol.

That is the...

Actually, let's just time warp
to tomorrow morning to see it.

This trick is useful, isn't it?

- Bye, Mommy.
- Bye.

Okay, I think we can
shorten the knock sequence.

No way. The complexity is what
makes it so badass.

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Ooh.

I think our agent has been compromised.

My publisher sent over
the art for my book cover.

No way.

What?

If you saw this on the shelf,
what would you think this book is about?

Hmm.

Is it, uh, a period piece
about a woman who can't wait

to give her boyfriend the business?

Exactly. And no, it's not.

I just don't understand. Where's
the romance? There's no magic.

It's all about sex.

And my book is about so much
more than that, you know?

Actually, I don't.

It's kind of hard to
judge the book by the cover

if I haven't read it.

That's my way of asking
you if I can read it.

Mm.

Or, are we not at that point
in our timeline?

Usually, that's like a five month thing,

but since you already
taught me roofball...

I'm going to say okay.

And I'll just casually
wait really anxiously

until you read it, so be timely, please.

- Right on.
- Mmm.

- I'm so stoked.
- Mmm.

And I will just give my
publisher notes on the cover.

Less sex.

That's for them, not for us, right?

Oh.

This is not pillow talky.

This is work talky.

I just want to know the details.

So, you and your partner
are doing an inspection

of the Marbella tomorrow?

Well, I got to look under the hood

and make sure everything
I'm buying is good and fresh.

Oh, hello, Raf the boy toy.

You know, I could talk
to your investor as well,

if it would make them
feel more comfortable.

Don't you worry about it.

We're all on the same page.

I wish someone would explain it to me.

We're gonna buy the Marbella,
hire you as CEO to run it,

and set up a payment plan
for you to buy it back over time

plus interest, plus ten percent
for me for the front.

That makes sense.

And...

And...

your sister will never know about us.

Mmm.

Looks like
Jane's not the only secret agent.

Don't worry.

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- Everything okay?
- Just a kid thing.

What are you wearing?

Babicka gave us presents when
we saw her in the kids' club.

_

Why are you so mean to Babicka?

Girls.

Your grandmother and I
have a complicated relationship

'cause she's done some
not-very-nice things.

Magda!

Our teachers at school say
we should always forgive.

Well, they haven't met your Babicka.

Kidding. I'm kidding.

No, you girls are right.

I'll just have a chat
with Granny tomorrow,

and we'll just work
all of our issues out.

You stay away from my kids,
do you hear me?!

You want me gone?

Then sign the deal from Luisa.

Never.

I built this hotel. I'm not selling it.

Then Babicka will be talking
to darling girls in hallway,

in lounge, maybe even teach them
how to pickpocket.

Okay, how about this.

Whatever Luisa's paying,
I'll pay you more to leave town.

She's paying us a million dollars.

Actually, it's a million
Czech korunas, Mother.

Korunas?! That's only $46,000.

Wow, wow, wow!

Looks like you bet on the wrong horse.

Ride me, Darci!

Ride me!

- This is too much.
- Yes!

I can't tolerate having to hear
Esteban have sex with my unborn child.

He's having sex with your
unborn child's mother.

Who goes after a pregnant woman

and starts dating her within a week?

Is it some kind of fetish or something?

Yes, Momma!

They are both just doing this
to get to me.

Oh, yes! Yes!

I'm telling you, she's faking it.
I mean, I should know.

Okay, enough. You need to chill.
This isn't about you.

They have some kind of
chemical attraction

that I'm sure is going to
flame out eventually.

New script pages.

Gracias, Rudy.

Who okayed this disgusting rewrite?!

I did.

On Five-O, the writers
were always taking my ideas.

Well, this is not Hawaii Five-O.

This is a telenovela,

and your character cannot
have sex with the lady scientist

when I'm still shrunken
and living inside her.

Why not?

Because you can't just
introduce a new love interest

three-fifths of the way
through the series

and expect the audience to root for him!

Hey, that reminds me, where's Adam?

What a great guy.

It doesn't make logical sense.
And audiences need logic.

This is not the intestine I approved!

I am rejecting this rewrite.
Period, period, period.

Technically that's, that's an ellipsis.

Fine.

Obviously, Rogelio wants
the show to suck.

No, it-it's really good.

But I do have some thoughts. Uh, oh.

Go get dressed; Bisa's gonna
take you to the park.

A snow globe is
sort of the central metaphor,

so it would be, you know,
it would be nice

to work that in. And it's a...

So, yeah, let's time warp through this.

I think that about sums it up.
Yeah. Okay. Thank you so much.

That was a really great call.
I think they totally heard me.

_

Mwah. Have fun, you two.

Bye.

Come on.

Nah.

You-you cut the knock sequence short?

We'll live.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

So...

good news.

The publisher was really
receptive to the notes

that I gave on my cover.

Whoa.

- So we should celebrate.
- Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I got a few ideas.

I forgot Mr. Monkey.

- Don't hurt my mommy!
- Oh...

- Hyah!
- Ow!

Hey, could be worse.

At least nobody had a knife.

Were you giving my mommy
a special hug?! To give her a baby.

What?! No! No, that's not what it was.

So what was it?

More like a special kiss
that's not about babies.

What's a special kiss about?

Um...

well, it's, um, uh...

it's a... regular kiss, um, but longer.

I want a special kiss.

Oh, Mateo, no.

Mwah. Mwah.

- Love you, Daddy.
- I love you guys.

Off you go.

I'll see you soon.

Wait. Can we talk?

What's there to say?

Well, I just want you to know

that I've got my mother handled.

Turns out she and Anezka are too
inept to be much of a threat.

So, anyway,

if Katherine Cortes doesn't
come through, we're fine.

We can wait for another investor.

The Katherine deal will go through.

How do you know?

She told me in bed.

I... thought you weren't going there.

Hey, my personal life's
not your concern. Remember?

And speaking of
an uncomfortable personal life.

I'll do the belly jelly, honey bun.
I'd love to.

Geez, is there anything
the man can't make porny?

Why is he even here?

Bringing your man to a sonogram
after just one week of dating

must violate every rule
in the Darci Factor rule book.

Rule number 97, Codicil L for love.

"When your heart's been took,
throw out the book."

Geez, these two make Adam and Jane
seem like they're taking it slow.

Okay. There she is!

I can't wait to meet her.

Neither can I.

I've never wanted
to meet someone so badly,

but at the same time,
I feel like I already know her.

Baby... that's so profound.

Okay, baby.

Call me as soon as the hotel
inspection is done, alright?

I'll see you later. Kisses.

"Kisses"? Already?

"Kisses"? Ever?

So... give me some details.

Oh, come on, we used to talk
about this stuff all the time.

- She's fun.
- Mm-hmm.

And we're keeping it casual.

Unlike you and Adam.

Right.

So, that's actually what
I wanted to talk to you about.

Um, Mateo met Adam.

It was an accident.

But it wasn't good.

Here's what happened.

You don't need to hear this again.
Let's just see how he takes it.

From everything that Alba's told me,

I don't think the guy's
a good influence.

Yup. Not well.

She hates him from years ago.

You went skinny-dipping
on your first date

and broke your leg on your second.

It was actually the sixth date.

Point being, the guy doesn't
just scream "responsible" to me.

You can't say that without meeting him.

Let's all have a meal,
so that you can see

that he's not an imminent danger
to our son.

- Fine.
- Great! I'll tell Adam.

I have an amazing announcement to make!

Our beautiful new daughter
will make her world premiere

at the Ricky Martin Celebrity
Birthing Suite at Miami General.

I pulled some of the many, many strings

available to me for our baby
to enter this world

in this luxurious
and 100% sterile environment.

Do you want to tell him?

Let's do it together.

- Rogelio, we're...
- We are...

- No, you should start.
- You go... No.

We always do this.

Okay, on the count of three.

One, two, three.

We're having a home birth!

A what?

A natural delivery at home.

With a birthing pool and a doula.

Esteban mentioned it, I
researched it, and I decided

it's the best option for baby and me.

While I was shooting Five-O,
I spent a lot of time

with the locals and got in
touch with my earthy side.

And by locals, I mean Alex
O'Loughlin and Scotty Caan.

They raved about home birth!

Mmm, that's exactly what I want, Smush.

Oh, I'm so happy, Mush.

Ew.

This cover art is even worse.

What would you think this
book's about if you saw it?

Ooh.

Um... an old-timey sex magician?

I'm just gonna give them more notes.

They made me do 26 drafts of this novel;

they can take another pass at the cover.

- True.
- Jane.

I've got a nightmare customer
demanding to see the manager.

How can I help you?

This salad. It's disgusting.

The lettuce is wilted
and the chicken is not warm,

which the menu indicated it would be.

- I'm so sorry.
- Taste it.

It's okay, I believe you.

You won't even eat the food
that you served me?

Taste it.

Mm. You're right.

Let me get you a menu

so you can pick something
else out, on the house.

What... a bitch.

Oh, you mean Rafael's hook-up?

No, I mean the garbage
human in the white dress.

Yeah. That's Katherine Cortes.

- She's dating Rafael.
- What?! No.

Oh, don't worry, it's just
a business arrangement.

He's using her to get the hotel back.

Yup.

That's pretty much how Petra
hoped Jane would react.

- Is Adam usually late?
- He's probably driving,

and he doesn't text and drive,
which is a good thing.

And I met Katherine, by the way.

I have to admit, I was kind of

surprised that you were dating
someone with so much...

personality.

Until Petra explained

that you're just using her for business.

I'm with Katherine because I like her.

And because she's good for busines

We have a mutually beneficial
relationship.

It's not like she's meeting Mateo.

By the way, being 15 minutes late

does not bode well
for being responsible.

Adam. Hi.

Hey, hi. Sorry.

Sorry, dude,

traffic was crazy and, um,
Waze was "waze" off.

No problem, dude.

Uh, all right.

Let's time warp past
this awkward part, shall we?

So, you have experience with kids?

Uh, not really, um,
but I'm-I'm a big kid at heart.

And he's also totally mature.

- Right.
- Super mature.

Like with everything: um, paying bills,

not putting banana peels
in the garbage disposal.

Oh.

Okay, let's move forward a little.

- So do you have a car seat?
- Does Mateo still need a car seat?

- I have a car seat.
- Ugh, I can't.

Okay, hypothetical.

The three of you are on
your roof, you get locked out.

- Do you jump off?
- No! I call for help.

Trick question.

Mateo should never be on your roof.

Sorry, it's Petra; she's got the girls.

I'm failing the test.

I am so sorry. He's just in
a bad mood and stressed.

Well, I am so proud of you for
getting your yellow belt, Ellie.

Would you mind putting Mommy
on the phone for one minute?

Oh. Hello?

Why the hell would you
tell Jane about Katherine?

Oh. Was I not supposed to?
I didn't know.

- Oh, please.
- Fine.

You wouldn't listen to me, so I thought
maybe you'd listen to her.

Why would I listen to either of you?

- Because we're all a family.
- Yes, exactly!

And I'm taking care of things
for my family!

You're on a plane with Mateo and
the plane loses cabin pressure

and the oxygen masks drop.

Who do you put the mask on first?

Mateo, definitely Mateo, sir.

Trick question.
Never be on a plane with Mateo!

And speaking of unhappy fathers...

Why would she want to
give birth in a kiddie pool?

It's a birthing pool.

Educate yourself

about home births
before you start freaking out.

Fine. I will look into this
ridiculous home birth business.

Which he did, for the record.

Well, my mind is officially closed.

Now I'm even more outraged
about the idea of a home birth

than I was before.

I... forbid it.

You can't forbid it.

Well, I need to find a way to forbid it.

There's no point in talking
to Darci; she's only gonna do

the opposite of what you say.

I just wish there was
some way to convince her.

Five-minute heads up till
your protoplasm scene, Rogelio.

Ooh, looks like someone
is plotting something.

Which makes sense.

This is a telenovela, after all.

I need help, please.

The hotel is so hard to sell,
and I'm all alone, Rose.

I miss you so much, and...

I can't even put up a picture of you.

I'll remind you, she's speaking

with her crime lord girlfriend
who is currently in prison.

I swear to God, sometimes it feels like
I'm the one in prison.

Yeah, okay, okay. Yes, okay, yes.

That was insensitive. I'm sorry.

Can we please not fight?

Okay. I love you.

We need to talk.

Um, did Anezka get Petra
to sign the papers?

No, n-not yet.

Then we don't.

We are renegotiating
our piece of the deal.

Like hell we are.

You do not want to cross me.

Oh, please.

I'm not scared of you, lady.

I was dating an
international crime lord.

You killed two people.

She started a war in Ukraine
with Paul Manafort.

There's no renegotiation.

And stop showing kids your eye hole!
It's gross.

I feel terrible. We both do.

You should.

But you know what?

You were being pretty awful to Adam.

No, I wasn't.

You were grilling him,
not getting to know him.

Because I want to make sure
my kid is safe.

Fine. If it'll make you feel better,

I'll make sure that Mateo's
never alone with Adam.

- Does that resolve your concern?
- Yeah, okay, fine.

And how about you and Adam?

I'll be cordial with him.

But it doesn't mean I like the guy.

Me, neither.

Mateo.

What? If Daddy hates Adam, I hate Adam.

He's a stupid fartface!

"Fartface" is not a nice word,
young man.

You're on a time-out.

Honestly, I thought it was funny, but,

man, Jane was pissed.

Don't worry, I will fix this.

How?

I'll just act like I like him.

Mateo will see through it.

You three need to go somewhere
and bond, without me.

How about a baseball game?

That is not necessary.

Okay? Just invite Adam over,

we'll act cool, and over time,
he'll forget this ever happened.

Adam is important to me,
and he's sticking around.

I know. Just give me two weeks.

If it doesn't work, then
we'll do your baseball thing.

Which brings us to...

- _
- Have fun at the baseball game.

Hey, before we go, I finished your book.

It was really good.

Oh...

Uh, "Really good"?

"Really good" is what
I told the publisher

about the cover that I hated.

Look. Romance novels
probably just aren't his thing.

Plus, art is subjective. Trust me.

It's not like I think everything
your dad does is genius.

Well, someone has high standards.

So what's happening with the book cover?

Well, I just got another version
a few days ago.

So now I have three choices.

Yikes. I'm no artist, but...

- these suck.
- I know.

And apparently, that's
their final offer.

So which do you hate the least?

One, two or...

Strike three. You're out!

- This is fun.
- Yeah, it's so much fun.

- I'm bored.
- Me, too.

Nine innings? It should be three, tops.

We just got here, buddy.
Give it a chance.

Hey, Mateo.

Did you know that I work
with a lot of superheroes?

Yeah. And I think that you
might have some powers.

- Me?
- Let me test it.

One thing that superheroes
can do is manipulate time.

You see that scoreboard?

Okay. Squeeze your eyes really tight.

Okay, that's how you freeze time.

Mateo, oh, my God.
Look at the scoreboard.

It didn't change. You did, dude.

- You froze time!
- I'm a real superhero.

Less like Superman, more like sperm.

Good note.

And cut!

What an amazing performance.

No one can do sperm like you.

I'm so glad we went
with your script changes.

Wow. Rogelio is really buttering him up.

It's so great when someone can
admit that another idea

is way, way better than his own.

Isn't it? And since we're
talking about the greater good,

would you consider helping talk Darci

into giving birth in the Ricky
Martin Celebrity Birthing Suite?

Ah, now I get it.

Look, Esteban,
this isn't about me or you.

It's about a safe birth.

I've been doing a lot
of research on home births,

and it's dangerous at Darci's age.

Thirty-two?

Sure.

It just gets dicey over 28.

Please, Esteban. I just want
what's best for both of them.

Darci won't listen to me,
but she will listen to you.

We're ready for you, Rogelio.

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Ooh, cotton candy! Can I get some?

Oh, you're gonna have
to ask your dad, dude.

Oh, shoot, he's on the move.

Hey, I'm gonna need your help, Mateo.

Could you use your time-freezing
powers to help me catch him?

I'm like Wonder Woman, Daddy.

_

Uh, who's Tara?

_

Uh-oh. Looks like somebody
wants to get to second base.

One, two, three, freeze.
Ha! I'm getting a gummy worm.

Thank you for going.

It seems like Mateo
finally warmed up to him.

Yeah.

Uh, what's with the face?

Can we talk?

We got to talk, right now.

And I am going to try to stay calm,

because seething rage
is never good for a fetus.

- I agree with you.
- Wonderful!

In the future,
if you don't agree with me,

let's discuss it one-on-one,

instead of you trying to trick my lover

into talking me out of my choice.

I'm not sure what...

Rogelio, I am three days
overdue; don't mess with me.

I'm giving birth in a tranquil tub,

with jazz music, my beloved Esteban,

and our doula Sequoia by my side,

whether you like it or not.

What if something goes wrong?

Then we'll drive
the 17 minutes to the hospital,

where my O.B. will be ready for us.

I'm not stupid.
I have a contingency plan.

But I want to try to do this my way.

I've been waiting almost 32 years...

I want to experience
the magic of natural childbirth.

What if we take Sequoia
and the tub to the hospital?

No! I'll chicken out,
I'll get an epidural, and I really want

to feel every moment
of this amazing experience!

- It's not just about you.
- Yes, it is.

Sorry.

But it is all about her right now.

It's her body, and she
has the right to choose

how she wants to give birth.

- Thank you, Xo.
- Of course.

And really, anything you need.

Actually, I wouldn't mind
having the baby here.

Nice big room, even closer
to a hospital just in case.

Plus, way less mess at my place.

You look tense.

Yeah, well,
there's no easy way to say this.

But...

Raf caught a glimpse of your phone

and saw text messages
from somebody named Tara.

- Oh.
- And her boobs.

And it's okay.

I mean, we haven't had
the "are we exclusive" talk yet.

Of course we're exclusive.

And, um...

this is probably gonna ruin
the surprise a little bit,

but Tara was helping me with a project.

For you.

Oh, wow.

I, uh, I designed it.

Um, Tara is the printer that I use.

I just thought you would like to see

what it would look like in real life.

We went back and forth
a few times, notes on the boobs.

Hence the text.

It's amazing.

I thought you didn't even like my book.

What?

I-I said it was really good.

Exactly. That's all you said.

Well, I-I'm more of a visual
person, not a words person.

I guess this is what I thought of it.

I love this.

Oh, wow, that woman's cleavage
is perfect.

I am so sorry for jumping
to the worst conclusion.

- It's okay.
- Not really.

But I guess that's
what you're signing up for.

My whole messy life.

My nosy baby daddy and my
overprotective grandma.

A kid.

Now are you panicking?

Not a chance.

Mmm, I'm all in.

Are you?

Are you?

You know I'm crazy about you.

I just don't want to misunderstand
the nature of our relationship.

You mean that it's a mutually beneficial

business arrangement?

Because I've had enough flings
since my divorce.

So, I'm looking for something
more... serious now.

So if that's not what you want...

We are on the same page.

Great.

So, can I meet your kids?

I mean... yeah, I would love that.

Hmm.

Oh, it's just that...

Jane has this really
strict three month rule,

and if I push back at all,

she turns into a full-blown rageaholic.

Which brings us
to our little rageaholic.

- It's fine. It happens to everybody.
- _

Don't sweat it, okay?

So you're Jane.

Hello, Katherine. What can I do for you?

Look, I'm a straight shooter.

So I wanted to officially
introduce myself

since I'm gonna be
a part of Rafael's life.

And his kids' lives.

What?

Yeah.

He wants to introduce me to them.

And just so you know,
I'm not afraid of your temper.

- Excuse me?
- I get it, you're a rageaholic.

Well, I can throw down, too.

And I'm in this
for the long haul, sweetie.

The Cortes group is a few weeks
away from buying this hotel,

which makes me not only
Raf's girlfriend,

but also your future boss.

Are you hearing this?

They're trying to induce.

Look...

I'm sorry for siding with Darci.

I should have talked with you
about it privately.

It's fine.

Then-then what's going on?

I mean, you've been upset all day.

Are you gonna make me
ask you three times in a row?

What? I don't do that.

What's wrong? Nothing.

- Are you sure there's nothing's wrong?
- Yes.

Are you really sure
there's nothing wrong?

Okay, the thing is that you're right.

It's Darci's choice on
how she wants to give birth.

But this is the first big
decision about our child,

and she and Esteban edged me out.

And I'm afraid this is the first of many

series of thing they're
gonna edge me out of.

And I already missed out on Jane's birth

and all of her "firsts",
and I don't that to happen again.

Yes, baby!

Make... it... happen!

I'm sorry, Ro.

Oh, no, no, don't feel bad.

This is why I didn't
want to say anything.

What happened with Jane is in the past.

This time, I need to be there
from the beginning.

And at this rate, I'm gonna be
on the sidelines for all of it.

Darci and Esteban will be
that stars of the play

and I will be the stagehand.

And everyone knows that stagehands
are losers.

Here's your water.

Oh, thank you, Rudy.

Okay, listen.

I'm glad I know what
you're worried about,

because now we can make sure
that doesn't happen.

I'm coming to this birth with you,

and I'm gonna make sure that
you're just as much a part of it

- as Esteban.
- I did it!

I broke her water!

We're in labor!

You got this, Mushy. You can do it.

Yes, keep breathing.

See? You're just as much
a part of this as Esteban.

Okay, let's do this.

Just like we practiced.

And speaking of mama drama...

What is it now, Mother?

I know Katherine is cover for Rafael.

He's actually the one
buying the hotel. Yeah.

And I will tell Dr. Luisa right now

unless you agree to give us ten percent.

And not Czech ten percent,
American ten percent.

And in that
moment, Petra found herself caught

between a Czech and a hard place.

Okay.

Ten percent.

With the following conditions.

The day the deal closes,
you two have to go back

to the Czech Republic.
I'll pay you monthly.

And if you ever step foot in
the U.S. again, payments stop.

Deal.

What's happening
with the Katherine deal?

Well, I thought you didn't want
me to see Katherine anymore.

Well, the calculation's changed.
Magda knows we're behind it.

Look, if Luisa finds out
you're involved,

she'll never trust
another outside investor.

This is the only chance we have.

- And we need to move quickly.
- Hmm.

Well, I guess morals
only take you so far, huh?

Well, you already slept with her.
Might as well close the deal.

Once you throw out the line,

catch the freakin' fish.

Uh-oh.

What's wrong?

Just a little annoyed.

I mean, I-I wouldn't say
that I'm in a rage.

Oh.

Katherine called?

Oh, no, no. She didn't call.
She came and confronted me.

I'm really sorry. I panicked.

I knew you wouldn't want her
to meet Mateo,

but I didn't want to drive her away.

Rafael! Can you even hear yourself?

You're obviously using her.

And she told me
she's in it for the long haul.

- She'll be fine.
- What are you even doing?

I'm trying to get my life back, Jane!

I need to get my life back.
My money, my hotel.

That is not your life.
You have these great kids.

Mateo worships
the ground that you walk on.

And if you continue to date somebody

that you don't even like,
he will pick up on it.

He picks up on everything.

Take a step back.

Look at the big picture...
everything you do have.

Yeah.

Abuela is taking me
to get my cast off soon.

You still good to watch Mateo?

I actually have a meeting.

I was thinking maybe...
Adam could watch him?

Wow, she really did turn him around.

The baby's turned around.

She's sunny side up,

and that's why it hurts so much.

She needs water! Get her water!

Ugh, I wish we could time warp this.

I can't do this anymore. I quit.

I want to go to the hospital.

- I need a freakin' epidural!
- No.

No, you don't. I believe in you.

- Just push, Mush!
- Get in there.

I didn't mean literally.

You can do this, Darci!

You've got this!

You wanted to be in control of the birth
then take control, damn it!

You said you wanted to feel the
magic of a natural childbirth

because you've been waiting
for this for your whole life!

All...

...32 years!

So keep going. Push! Push!

Yes, Mushy! What he said.

Push!

Push!

We did it! We did it.

You know, you guys
could have worn swimsuits.

Darci had a baby.

I have a little sister!

_

Yay!

Hey, hey, hey, congratulations.

Mateo and I came up with
a little special celebration

for you getting your cast off,

but I guess it's a
double celebration now.

You want to go show her?

We made our own moves up.

♪ Let's do the Time Warp again ♪

♪ It's just a jump to the left ♪

♪ And then a step to the right ♪

♪ Put your hands on your hips ♪

♪ You bring your knees in tight ♪

♪ But it's the pelvic thrust ♪

- _
- ♪ That really drives you insane ♪

♪ Let's do the Time Warp again ♪

♪ Let's do the Time Warp again... ♪

Okay, it's a really long song, so,

let's time warp
through this "Time Warp."

Thank you so much.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Oh, yeah, of course, buddy.

Let's sit on the porch swing.

That's where Mommy
has all her big talks.

Okay.

All right, what's on your mind, Mateo?

Well, just about my mommy.

After Michael died,
she cried for a really long time.

You know about Michael?

Well, sometimes she still cries.

So don't hurt her feelings
and don't die, okay?

Yeah, you got it, buddy.

This is the perfect child.

Have you ever seen such perfect toes?

Who knew toes could be so adorable?

Thank you for telling me
to get in the tub.

I really needed that push.

This is one lucky baby.

She doesn't know it yet,

but she has the best
father in the world.

Aw!

I can't believe I have a sister.

We can see her tomorrow.

Oh, and I heard from the publisher.

They approved your cover.
How cool is that?

- So cool.
- Right?

- Jane?
- Hmm, yeah?

I'm panicking.

♪ ♪

I wasn't expecting this.

Well, I wanted to make sure
it was clear where I stand.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

My name's Carl.

Rose sent me to help you
get the money quicker.

Really?

What did she say?
What... what should we do?

We need to collect the insurance
on this hotel.

How?

We're gonna burn this place
to the ground.

Okay, now I'm panicking.

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