Original subtitles

There he is.

This way.

The Cormorants

Boom!

Look, there's a character from "Sniper" [game].

He was also in the film "American Sniper".

Look: "Hotel Room". Cool!

"Ice Age".

I have that.

I have that game.

- "2K16". - Where?

...I put it in [the holder] and I sat there.

But that's for fishing rods without reels.

That's only for rods without reels.

You put a reel-less rod in [a holder]...

...and you wait. Tick-tock, tick-tock...

I don't like using a rod without a reel, though, because it's unsuitable for...

feeder fishing.

Who cares? You can still catch a lot of fish.

You can catch fish only by using a float.

If I come to Campo Felice, I'll bring a Roubaisienne rod and...

- A seat box. - Right, a seat box.

And I'll also bring... whatsitsname...

a long line, like the one you use, to which I can attach a bombarda.

You won't catch anything with a bombarda. You need to use a cage feeder.

(they are playing a game on their phones)

- Can I swap these [soldiers] for those [soldiers]? - No, no! They suck!

You can't add any more troops.

They're not attacking enough. Can they do it?

Yes. But also add five lightning bolts.

There's too much pressure. Boom!

Get behind the lightning bolts!

- Why? - Just do it.

Boom!

Boom!

Charge!

Bastards!

Boom!

Wait.

- Holy shit! - Done.

- Careful, it has thorns. - It doesn't have thorns. Ah, yes, it has some.

Shall we break it in two again?

Go! Go!

You try now.

One...

- How are you going to break it here? - Well...

Ouch!

Go.

- Put it there. - Get that one.

Give it to me.

Holy shit!

Matteo, I'll get a branch that is over there.

Holy shit!

- Try to pull it. - It has come off.

Come here. Now let's prune it a bit.

Wait a minute, Samu.

- They've already ended it, right? - What?

- The sale. - Yes, I think so.

- Ask them how much they've made. - Wait.

- Done? - Yes, wait.

They've made... Loris: 1 euro...

- Really?! - Yes.

- Why? - I don't know.

...and Lino: 12 euros.

Why did Loris earn only 1 euro?

How would I know?

Ask them: "Why did Loris earn 1 euro?"

They told me he only sold a necklace.

- Lino earned 12. And you? - Well, I made the sale with him.

Half of 12 euros... 6 euros.

Loris is not good at sales.

- Matteo, are you still with Matilde? - No.

Why?

[We broke up] before the summer. I wasn't seeing her anymore anyway.

It's nice here, isn't it?

Yes.

How many times did you shag her?

- I don't know! - More or less.

- Are you going steady with Iris? - No.

- Is she still Marco's "kissmate"? - Yes.

Actually, no, I don't think so. They had a falling out.

- How many times did you shag her? - I don't know!

More or less.

2 or 3 times.

- Have you been dating anyone, this year? - No.

- Well done, single. - Thank you.

You're welcome, single.

Why didn't you tell me you two aren't together anymore?

Dunno...

[We broke up] long ago.

- How long ago? - How long ago?

About 2-3 months ago.

No, less... A month and a half ago.

About... half a month before school ended.

- Who are you texting? - Simona.

I hoped she would come,

but there isn't even her chair.

She's not coming.

Maybe she left a while ago.

She has vanished!

She has "moved"... to another road.

I hear a car... or am I wrong?

You're wrong.

I'm not wrong... because she's coming!

She's not coming...

Here she comes!

- Do you think she's Italian? - Dunno...

- Bye, love. - Bye.

She doesn't have her chair.

It was too expensive for her!

She's on the phone again.

She's ready to go again;

another client will be here in a moment.

Look: again!

She's set to go!

She put [the phone] between her boobs!

Samu, would you have sex with her?

No!

- Why? - Because I wouldn't.

- Tell me a reason. - She's ugly.

- What if she were beautiful? - No.

- Why? - Because I wouldn't.

- Tell me a reason! - Because I wouldn't.

Tell me a reason!

"No, because..."

"...I wouldn't."

- Because she's a whore? - Yes.

- And you? - No.

- Why? - She's a whore.

She's dirty.

Do you know how many men have put their dicks in her ass?

Samu?

Samu?

Samu?

Sa...

Fuck!

- What should I ask her? - How much she charges.

Come on!

Come on!

- Can't I ask her something else? - No. Only that.

Can I ask her if she'd blow us?

No, no. The thought doesn't even enter my mind.

Was he [the client] an old man?

Go! Don't change the subject. Come on!

No. I'm not going.

Come on, go!

- What should I ask her? - How much she charges.

For what?

For anything. You have to be able to tell me her "price list"!

10 euros, plus a fishing hook kit.

You know, one of those kits with all sorts of hooks.

- No. - Come on!

- This is an act of courage, you know? - Well, for 10 euros...

- Plus a fishing hook kit. - 10 euros.

10 euros plus 10 floats.

Okay, yes.

- Come on, go. - Shake my hand properly.

- No, no. - Squeeze it tight.

- Come on, go. - Just a moment.

- Should I go? - Considering all the stuff I'll give you...

Hi.

Who are you?

- Who, me? - Yes.

What's my name? Matteo.

- Hi, Matteo. - Hi.

Thanks.

- And for you? - An ice cream cone.

Coffee and milk cream.

Where are you going?

"Samu..."

Only you can understand that.

Read with me:

"Samuele is...

"a dickhead."

- Leave it alone! - Let me see how heavy it is.

- Let's open it. - Why should we open it?

- Let's see if there's paint in it. - Can't you hear? Yes, there is.

Come on, let's open it. Then we'll close it again.

Oh, damn it! Holy shit!

Gross!

Look at this shit!

Gross!

It's coming out! It's coming out!

Wait.

Careful!

Matteo...

It's breaking.

Gross!

Spread it. Let's spread it.

No, use this.

Give it to me.

We've left our handprints.

(indistinct dialogue)

It's cold!

# I left your love at a crossroads

# and it was so long ago that I've lost the address

# Now I'm selling my sadness for tuppence to a guy

# to have him say you'll surely come back home

# I left your heart at the bottom of a granary

# and I keep mine safe in the fridge

# I've danced with many women, and I've smiled to others

# Time passes, but it feels like it's been January for a year

# O love, who are leaving,

# you're not coming back

# But if you come back...

Come on!

Come on!

Come on, move!

I can't, if these pieces of shit don't move first!

Where the fuck are you?!

Come on, damn it!

(indistinct dialogue)

Look how red the wood is now; the fire is burning down.

About Lorena...

- Lorena, who goes to my school now... - Yes.

- Was she in your class before? - Yes.

- She's not too geeky, is she? - More or less...

So you tie the fishing hook to the line, as usual.

I'll set up my rod when I'm there.

If I tie the hook to the line, how can I attach the cage feeder to it?

I'll do it for you.

You'll watch and see how it's done.

So I'll just bring the rod, without setting it up.

Yes, just bring the rod.

But fill the reel to its maximum.

- To its maximum? - Yes.

- Why? Will I need a lot of line? - No, but you'll cast farther.

Okay...

- Come on, Matteo. Let's go. - No.

Come on, Matteo!

Matteo?

Matteo?

It's hot in here.

Since it's hot...

Aahh! I'm cooling off...

You bastard!

It's hot in here, isn't it?

It's hot, isn't it?

Oh, shit!

- Look: it nearly fell into the water. - What's that [bird]?

- It's going to crash. - Wow!

If it falls into the water, it won't be able to fly anymore.

Look, there's a fish...

- What? - There was a fish this big.

- Where? - It's gone now.

Look here. There was a fish this big.

It was this long.

It weighed 5 kg!

- Look: they're jumping there, too. - Where?

Look, Matteo: there are two cormorants.

What the fuck are you saying?!

- They were there. Now they've gone behind the plant. - Yeah, right!

- See that large plant? - Yes.

- They have a nest there. - How do you know that?

- I just know. - Have you been spying on them?

Look at that fish; it can't swim, because the current is too strong.

- Which one? - That one. It's blending in with the...

It's staying still on purpose. All trout do that; they stay still.

Yes! The big trout that was there before, was staying still, too.

OK, but it was trying to move forward.

Do you think it can't stay still?

Yes, it can. But if it stayed still, it'd be immediately carried away by the current.

Trout can swim upstream, you know?

Yes, I know.

Look at those two bubbles.

"Pop!"

- It's good, isn't it? - Yes.

"Let's increase the speed!"

"If anyone wants to try..."

"Come on, guys!"

"Let's go even faster!"

"Hang on in there! Don't give up! Squeeze your legs!"

"Go, young man!"

English subtitles by YRR