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Now it is with heavy heart
that I tell you, my flock,
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that your shepherd must depart
for pastures new.
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As you are no doubt aware,
my wife, Helene,
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has refused to bear us an heir.
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Despite God's greatest efforts
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and the pipes, fingers
and prayers of the healing ring.
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After 300 years at Hunderby, the
Suffolk-Finches shall be no more.
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(CONGREGATION GASP)
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Calm, calm, calm yourselves.
'Tis God's will.
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And, after discussion with
Brother Joseph, it is decided
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I shall follow his mission to Fiji.
Ooh!
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Where I shall guide the natives
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away from dark totems
and hoodoo-voodoo
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towards the Christian light.
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I will be joined by my wife
and our most loyal servant.
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Geoff.
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You would rather take
a monkey in a suit to Fiji than me?
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At least the monkey has manners
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A monkey and a whore!
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Perhaps it is time you sought a new position
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Mistress Suffolk-Finch? Sorry, I
still cannot get used to that name.
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Please, call me Helene.
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You are unwell?
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Nay, I merely sought a moment
of quiet reflection.
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Forgive me. I shall leave you
in peace. No! Please.
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But your fingers...
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They tremble.
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Yours, also.
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Like two butterflies...
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..caught in a net.
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Forgive me, Helene.
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But your lips seem as swelling plums
becking to be p<...?>
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Please! God help me.
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I'm sorry, may we stop?
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What ails thee, mistress?
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I may have had...a mishap.
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Forgive me, since I was crippled,
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my bowel can hold little more
than a bird's fist.
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Poor you.
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Out here, with your browny
knickerbockers,
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while your husband's up there,
honking that organ. Oh, Graham just cannot help himself.
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Poor Mistress Helene must be taken
sick with the thought of leaving us.
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Go!
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Mistress Helene.
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I come to deliver this.
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But, in truth...
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I come to deliver this.
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Ooh! I am undone, sir!
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Very good, Geoff!
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Oh, Dorothy.
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(KNOCKING/BANGING)
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Yes, a pair of sherries
would be nice.
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Is that not Geoff's duty now, sir?
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He is resting.
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The length of his toes
tires him at times.
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(KNOCKING/BANGING)
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Just two more months
of this hullabaloo, Geoff.
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Sir seems almost excited to be
casting off his ancestral seat
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to live amongst cannibals.
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Although I suppose
you've had some practice.
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Well, it will be a simple life,
fishing and swimming.
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And Geoff's dusky countenance
should keep the natives at bay.
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And Mistress Helene?
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Oh, I'm sure she'll scare them off!
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Let us pray the sea does not try to drown
her properly this time
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Oh, Edmund!
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Excuse me.
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Edmund, we are invited to
a farewell dinner at the Foggertys'.
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Oh, Mr Edmund,
perhaps we might duet?
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I should enjoy that and Hesther does
the most wonderful honeyed hog.
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Oh, no, tis just myself and Edmund
that have been invited.
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Yum! More honeyed hog for us!
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You and Geoff can stay home
and play Old Maid.
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Help yourself to nibbles.
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(LOUD CRUNCHING)
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(CRUNCHING CONTINUES)
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Perhaps I might read a holy passage
while we wait?
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Oh, blast it!
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My pocket gospel must have fallen
out in the carriage.
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Oh, Helene!
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Oh, Graham!
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I shall boil over my britches
if I cannot have thee!
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Oh, Graham, please!
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Hmm, not there. How curious.
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I do hope that mongrel did not
mistake God's book for a bone
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and chew my gospels up.
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Why do we have to dine
with that crippled bitch?
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Ah, Hesther.
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My chair caught on a ruck.
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Ooh, yum.
That looks tasty, Hesther...
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Hope so!
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Could you carve, Graham?
The snout is very crisp.
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Mmm.
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Thank you, Edmund, for the wine.
Very generous.
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Graham does not drink.
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No.
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So, Edmund, you are bound for Fiji?
Yes.
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I hear much
from Brother Joseph of its delights.
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Yes, yes indeed.
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Though the natives are said
to partake of human flesh.
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(CLEARS HIS THROAT)
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Did Madam wish me to examine...
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Mistress Susan's splinted leg?
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Methinks I saw the poor lass...
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listing a little.
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Oh...yes, thank you.
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Please, bring her
to my examining room.
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Pastor, Hesther, will you excuse us?
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Of course, but....you have
barely eaten a scrap, Graham!
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Mmm!
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No, Graham! We must not!
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I am married to a goodly pastor
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and I've failed him
by not bearing his child!
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You are not the failure,
sweet Helene!
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Your womb is big
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and strong!
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How I envy your soft words.
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Yet... I know! I know.
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I too am a most treacherous scoundrel
to my poor wooden wife.
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But you are bound for Fiji!
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It is too much to bear!
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No! We cannot!
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Hush-ho, sweet Helene.
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Hush-ho...
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(FOGGERTY GRUNTS/HELENE MOANS)
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How do you find the hog, sir?
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A triumph!
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(HELENE GASPS LOUDLY)
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(SILENCE)
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Susan must be better.
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Hmm.
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(KNOCK ON THE DOOR)
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Ah, Dorothy.
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Your bubbly milk, sir.
Ooh, thank you.
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Thank you, Geoff.
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Oh, I found this, sir.
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Oh, my pocket gospel!
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What's this?
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Dear God!
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Is this spectacle coming here?
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Oh. Yes, sir,
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excuse me, that must have
slipped in there by accident.
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Myself and Biddy shall be attending
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to heal and...edify
God's unfortunates...through prayer.
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To think people will pay
to touch these accidents of birth.
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Nay. Nay.
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Tis too great a burden for
your and Biddy's withered shoulders.
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I believe we should all
undertake a...healing visit. Hmm?
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(CIRCUS MUSIC)
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(GROWLS)
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(LAUGHS)
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I'm excited!
All of us goin' to the fair!
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Tis not a fair, Annie,
but an unholy freak show!
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I ask that nobody gawp.
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Rrgh!
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Roll up! Roll up!
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Witness nature's horrors
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alive and bizarre
in the most hideous flesh!
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Oh, look, Tom! Half man, half pony!
Penny for a ride! Fancy a go?
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Oh, I wouldn't say no
to a hairy ride!
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A boy with three legs
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and three girls with none!
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Arnold Penishands!
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Come on, ladies, don't be shy.
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Come and shake his hand!
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A tragic spectacle.
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Yes. I suggest
we begin the Lord's work...
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in here.
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(GRUNTING)
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Have her contours wrapped round you.
Want a bosh?
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(LAUGHTER)
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(HISSES)
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(SNIFFS)
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These poor lumpen bumpkins.
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Tis a most upsetting sight.
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Oh, Graham!
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Have you come to help them?
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To help. To heal.
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To journey the aching rose
that is thy perfect mouth.
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Oh, Helene! I came only to find thee!
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Oh, Graham!
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I hear you have a hunchback here.
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Old John Whiffin?
You want to touch his lucky hump?
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Maybe.
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How much to touch
your lucky humps, lady?
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Where is he?
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Where is he? Yonder.
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Rrgh! Ha-ha!
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(CACKLES)
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Rrgh! Ha-ha!
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Ah-ha-ha!
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Oh, Graham!
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Forgive me.
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But tell me you do not hunger
once more for my touch.
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I do!
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Every night my soul
doth fly loose for thee!
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(SUCKS AIR)
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I love thee.
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Elizabeth?
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My Elizabeth!
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(SNIFFS)
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Nay!
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She smelt like summer rain.
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I smell...trout.
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You are blind?
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She did it to me.
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Elizabeth.
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Where is she?
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Where is she?
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So, tis this humpty dumpty
has caught your eye, is it? Eh?
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I want him.
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You fancy a pump o' the hump?
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I wish to take him from here.
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Name your price.
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My price...
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Tis not in that purse, lady.
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(MOANS)
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Oh...
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Oh!
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I am arriving!
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I am arriving!
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I have arrived!
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Help me!
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Hesther... Help!
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Help me! But that is Hesther's cry!
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Then you must go to her at once.
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Please!
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I love thee.
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Help me, please!
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(SOBS)
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Hesther! Oh, Graham!
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He captured me with a lasso!
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Who?
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That nasty man in the red hat!
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Dear God, Hesther.
What are you doing here?
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Looking for you!
I brought you a parsnip broth.
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I thought you'd be tired from
tending to all the ugly-buglies.
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Oh, Hesther.
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Oh, very nice.
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Whiffin's all yours.
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(CHUCKLES)
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