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[ music ]
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- Hey!
What's up, cookie?
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Are ya ready to be chewed?
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- Hey, Hen!
Whatcha doin'?
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- Ah, I'm just talkin' to this
cookie I'm about to eat.
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- Okay, what was
the coolest game
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we ever played when
we were little?
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- Uh, Booger Tag?
- No.
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- Kickballs?
- No! Hide and Seek!
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- Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Ha-ha, those were fun times...
hidin'... seekin'.
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- Well, the cool new thing now
is for people our age
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to play ultimate
hide n' seek!
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By using our phones
to send video clues!
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- That's the "cool" new thing?
- Yeah!
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- Who told you that?
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- It doesn't matter.
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- Was it your mom?
- It doesn't matter!
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You wanna play?
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- Uh...
I don't wanna hide.
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- Oh! I'll hide!
- Okay, I'll play.
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- Awesome!
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Uh, but you gotta remember
not to look for me
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until after you
count to a hundred!
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- Oh, I promise not
to look for you.
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- Ah...
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Hey cookie,
sorry we got interrupted.
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Have fun in my mouth.
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[ beeping ]
- Aw, geez.
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- Henry!
- Dad!
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- Dad's not here.
- Why not?
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- He went to play golf.
- Ugh, why?
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- 'Cause it's Saturday
and he's a dad,
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what else is he gonna do?
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- Hey.
- Oh! Henry, thank God
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I got you, now tell me,
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did you eat one of
the cookies that Schwoz made?
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- Okay, this is what
you just sounded like:
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[ babbles ]
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- Sorry, I'll talk slower!
Do you want to die?
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- No.
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- Well, did you eat one of
the cookies that Schwoz made?
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- Uh, not yet,
but I was just about to.
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- No, don't!
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Schwoz accidentally put comodium
acetate in his cookie batter!
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- Okay, what's
comodium acetate ?
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- It's a dangerous chemical!
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Now go find that cookie
and destroy it!
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- Okay!
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[ grunts ]
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- Ah! The cookie!
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No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
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I-I gotta' get it out of you!
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[ screaming ]
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- What are you doing?
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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- Spit it out!
Spit it out!
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- I eat one stupid cookie
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and you have
a wazz attack?
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- I, I was just tryin--
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Ow!
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Okay! All right. Ah!
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- It all just
kind of happened.
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- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
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- I wanted an afterschool job.
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- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
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Ah!
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- I went into this crazy store
and met
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a pretty interesting guy.
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- I'm going to blow your mind.
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Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
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who call me...
- And he turned out to be...
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- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
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- That's right, Henry.
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In time, I realized
that being a superhero
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is a lot to handle alone.
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- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
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- I, Henry Hart...
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- Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
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- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
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- It is done.
- Now we blow bubbles.
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- And fight crime.
- Feels good.
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- Call it.
- Up the tube!
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Oh, my boot.
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- Ha!
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[ music ]
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- How could you give
Henry a cookie
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contaminated with
comodium acetate ?
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- I'm sorry! It looks
exactly like sugar!
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And I keep it in the kitchen!
Right next to the sugar!
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- Well, where did
you get that idea?
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Poorjudgment.gov?
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[ phone chimes ]
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- Hey, Henry's
on his way down.
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- Okay, let's not
freak Henry out any more
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than he already is.
All right?
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When he gets down here,
everybody just act normal,
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happy, natural, okay?
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- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
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- Got it.
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[ beeping ]
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- Hi! I'm here!
- Hey.
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- How are ya, Hen?
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- Uh, what goes on?
- Your sister won't die.
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- What?
- Schwoz!
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- You told us to act
like everything is okay!
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- Then why talk about dying?
- I said she won't!
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- Well, we don't
know that, do we?
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- Oh my God!
Is my sister gonna--
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[ beeping ]
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- Who's that?
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- It's Jasper,
he wants to video chat.
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- Where are you going?
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- To the elevator. I can't
let him see me in the Man Cave.
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- Hey, Jasper,
I'm tryin' to handle
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a big problem right now.
Whatcha need?
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- Are you ready for
your first clue?
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- Clue?
Clue about what?
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- Ultimate Hide and Seek!
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- Oh.
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- Okay, here goes-- I'm not
in a bush, nor by a tree.
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But where I be,
those things I see.
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Now seek me!
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- I gotta get
him a girlfriend.
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Okay, Schwoz, what's gonna
happen to my sister?
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- This.
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[ screaming ]
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- Oh, whoa, what is wrong
with that lady?
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- She has eh...
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- "Ox Pox"
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Okay, what is Ox Pox?
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- Ox Pox was, uh, kinda
like a chicken pox,
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or the measles,
only way worse.
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And it's caused by
eating comodium acetate .
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- But I thought no one's had
Ox Pox for hundreds of years.
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- Yeah! 'Til Scwhoz's diseased
cookie gave it to my sister!
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- Hey.
I'm sorry for your loss.
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- What?
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- Piper, she was
a sweet little girl.
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- Okay, first, no, she wasn't.
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Can, uh, can we please stop
talking about her
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in the past tense?
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Okay, what's
the cure for Ox Pox?
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- Here!
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It says, "In the 16 and 1700s,
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doctors used to cure Ox Pox
by making a special medicine
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from the feathers of a bird
known as the chica-willow."
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- But the chica-willow's
been extinct
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for almost 300 years.
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- Well, we need one
or else...
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What happens to my sister?
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- I'm sorry for your loss.
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- Okay, no one's allowed
to say that again!
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- Wait a second.
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I think I know how we can
get a chica-willow.
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- There are no more
chica-willows!
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- Not now...
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but we have something
right here, in storage,
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that could help us get
a chica-willow from the past.
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- The Time Jerker's
time machine!
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- Yep.
- Yah yah yah!
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And we could use it to
go back in time,
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to the early 1700s...
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- And get a chica-willow!
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- But, but wait...
isn't that dangerous?
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- Oh my God!
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- Every time!
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- Just once, Charlotte, could
you not be Debbie Downer?
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- Really.
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- Oh, well, I'm so sorry
I suggested that it might be
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a little bit dangerous to
send someone 300 years
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back in time to get
some stupid ancient bird,
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so we can cure
your sister's Ox Pox,
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which was caused by
this freak show's
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comodio sassafras-contaminated
cookies!
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Yeah, I'm the crazy one here!
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- Hey, hey!
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Guess whose daddy got
a hole in four today!
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I'll give you a hint.
It's--
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Ew! Ah!
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Oh! Oh!
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- Do I look that bad?
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- Uh, no.
No, I just need to...
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check the sink.
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[ vomits ]
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- Okay, I'm ready
to test the time machine.
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- How are we gonna test it?
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- See, I will
take this fris--
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Nah!
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- This flying disc.
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- Okay.
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- And I will throw it five
seconds into the future.
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Here goes.
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- Four, three, two, one.
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[ screams ]
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- Yeah!
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- Yes!
The time machine works!
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- And I'm okay,
in case anyone cares.
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- Just tell me
where to send Ray.
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- Yeah, where?
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- Well, it says here...
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"In the year 1709,
the greatest number
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of wild chica-willows lived in
the northern region
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of Alaska, now known
as Prudhoe Bay."
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- All right, Schwoz.
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Send me to Prudhoe Bay,
Alaska, 1709.
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- Aye aye.
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- Oh! Hey, you better
put on a coat.
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Alaska's pretty cold.
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- I won't need a coat.
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I'm just gonna pop back to
the past, grab a chica-willow,
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and Schwoz is gonna'
pull me right back here.
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And now...
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To Alaska!
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[ grunts ]
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- I think the time portal
needs to be on.
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- Right.
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- Okay, ready.
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- And now... To Alaska!
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And the year 1709!
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[ clucking ]
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- Captain Man to the Man Cave.
Captain Man to the Man Cave.
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- Yeah, yeah yeah!
We hear ya, Ray.
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- Man, Alaska be cold!
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- Well, I told you
to take a coat!
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- Ooh, sorry mom!
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- Yeah, you wish
I was your mom!
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- What does that mean?
- I don't know!
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[ phone rings ]
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- Jasper again?
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- Yup. Be right back.
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- Hey, Jasper, what's up?
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- Are you seeking me?
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- Umm...
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- I've been hiding
for two hours.
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- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
I-- I've been lookin' for you,
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but whoa, you are
tough to find.
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- Well, here's
your next clue.
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To find where I'm hiding,
I'm sure you're itchin'.
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Just look in some bushes
outside your kitchen.
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Now seek me!
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- Okay, but it
might take a-
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- How's it going, Ray?
Did you get a chica-willow?
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- Almost!
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Get in the sack.
That's a good bird.
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Here we go.
Got him!
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- Yes!
- Ah! Thank goodness!
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- Now bring me back
to the present.
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- Stand by...
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[ grunts ]
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Oh!
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Oh--I'm oh--
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[ wheezes ]
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--kay!
254
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:16,234
- Uh...
Where... where am I?
255
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,637
- Schwoz!
- Uh...
256
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,606
- That's not Ray!
257
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,775
- I am too!
258
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,544
- I-I think that's Ray,
259
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,948
but from the future.
260
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:30,982
[ gasps ]
261
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,219
- Henry! Ha! Ha!
262
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:37,956
You're a...
You're a boy again.
263
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,591
Ha!
264
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,292
[ gasps ]
265
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,863
And President Charlotte,
ha-ha,
266
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,999
you look just like
you used to!
267
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,802
And Schwoz!
268
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,071
You're a man again!
269
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:58,209
- Guys?
I'm ready to come home.
270
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,811
- Uh...
271
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:03,515
It's really cold in Alaska
and I don't have a coat!
272
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:09,020
- Ha! What kind of idiot goes
to Alaska without a coat?
273
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:12,590
- Uh... you.
274
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,694
- Oh my God!
- What?
275
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,897
- Where'd my toilet
paper go?
276
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:26,104
[ music ]
277
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,706
- Why are you guys
staring at me?
278
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:31,609
Am I drooling?
279
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,878
- You guys!
280
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:36,147
It's like nine degrees
here in Alaska!
281
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,049
So, please bring me back!
282
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,618
- Hang on, Ray.
- Hang on to what?
283
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:44,622
- Not you.
284
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,324
Ray, hold on.
285
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,492
- No! Wait--
286
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,761
Ah, he put me on hold!
287
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,131
- Ray?
288
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,634
Are you really
Ray Manchester?
289
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,803
- Of course I am, Henry.
290
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,406
What's the matter
with you, huh?
291
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:02,841
And why does everything
around here look like
292
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,809
it did 50 years ago?
293
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,946
- Wait...
how old are you?
294
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,316
- I'm 85.
But I still look great.
295
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,417
[ cracks ]
296
00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:13,785
Oh!
297
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,556
- Uh-oh. I think I know
what went wrong.
298
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,124
- What?
299
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,527
- Well, the time machine
got the right Ray,
300
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,797
but instead of bringing him
back from the year 1709,
301
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,666
it brought him back from
50 years in the future!
302
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,501
- Whoa!
- Oh my God!
303
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:34,639
- Oh! Ha-ha! A blaster.
304
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,441
- Hey, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
305
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,910
- You know, I haven't seen
one of these in a long ti--
306
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,111
- Oh!
307
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,512
- Oh you know what? I...
308
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,681
I forgot you have to
put the setting on the--
309
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:44,816
[ shouts ]
310
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,619
- I don't know what to do--
311
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,254
Aww...
312
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,991
- You guys!
Bring me back!
313
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,660
- C'mon Schwoz, you gotta get
Ray back here before he freezes!
314
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,963
- And we need that stupid bird's
feathers to cure my sister!
315
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,365
- Will you relax?
316
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,268
I'm sure your
sister's doing fine.
317
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:07,305
[ screaming ]
318
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,609
- What's happening to me?
319
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,845
- I dunno! I don't know!
320
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,513
- Dad, I'm so scared!
321
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,782
- Ah! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
322
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,285
I love you,
but don't touch me!
323
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,188
- Ray? You there?
324
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,158
- Yeah.
Uh, I'm here.
325
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,927
- Look, look, I know
you're freezing,
326
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:31,796
but don't worry, we're gonna try
to bring you back right now.
327
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,732
- Hurry!
328
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,700
[ phone rings ]
329
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,402
- Ah!
330
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,406
- Did you forget about
your hide n' seek buddy?
331
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:44,309
- Yes!
I'll be out in a minute.
332
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,515
- Hi, Jasper.
333
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:54,052
- I feel like I'm hiding
harder than you're seeking.
334
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,653
- No, no, no, no.
335
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,355
I-- I'm tryin' really hard,
trying to find you.
336
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:01,225
You're just,
really good at hiding.
337
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,896
- But I've been
hiding for four hours.
338
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,564
Why can't you find me?
339
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,000
- Uh, okay.
Uh, gimme another hint.
340
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,269
- I'm in your backyard.
341
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:14,238
I'm in a bush, under
your kitchen window.
342
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,907
- Hmm.
343
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,475
Okay, I'll do
my best to find you.
344
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:21,279
- Your best? I just told you
exactly where I'm hi--
345
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,452
- Okay, I've re-set
the time machine.
346
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,821
Now let's bring
Captain Man home.
347
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,422
- Do it.
348
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:39,263
- Oy!
With the lights!
349
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,236
- Great Scott!
350
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,337
- Uhhh... where are we?
351
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:49,841
- I... I don't know.
352
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,276
Quick, let's get outta here!
353
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,480
- Whoa!
This is heavy!
354
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,051
- Let me try that again.
355
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,255
- Ow!
Dad, this bump really hurts!
356
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,624
- But, well don't squeeze it!
357
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,231
[ screaming ]
358
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,444
- Ray?
359
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,148
Ray!
360
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,117
Ray, do you hear me?
361
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,153
C'mon, answer me man! Ray!
362
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,621
- Huh? What?
363
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,458
- Henry.
364
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,828
Forget about me.
365
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,263
- No, no, no, no.
We're gonna save you, man!
366
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,032
- It's too late for me, kid.
367
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:53,037
Just... remember how
handsome I was.
368
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,307
- You guys, look!
369
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,710
It's nine degrees below zero
in Alaska in 1709!
370
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,447
Ray-- Ray can't last
ten more minutes out there.
371
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,816
What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
372
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,551
- Hey!
373
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,986
Schwoz can't make the machine
bring Ray back here, right?
374
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,421
- Right.
375
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,891
- D'ah, sure, I designed
and built every thing in
376
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,460
the whole Man Cave,
377
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:18,729
but let's all focus on
one the thing I can't do!
378
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,364
- Just listen!
379
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:25,002
What if you open up the time
portal to Prudhoe Bay in 1709,
380
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,437
then one of us reaches in,
381
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:31,142
grabs Ray and just
yanks him back through?
382
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,743
- Would it work?
383
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:36,981
- Maybe-- if Ray is close enough
for someone to reach him.
384
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,883
But it's dangerous.
385
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,353
- Hey! I gotta pee.
386
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,655
I'll be back in an hour.
387
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,758
- Why is it dangerous?
388
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,461
- Because whoever goes
through the portal
389
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,064
must keep one part of
their body on this side
390
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,732
of the machine at all times.
391
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,736
- Why? What happens if they
go all the way through?
392
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,538
- The portal will close
and they could end up
393
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,774
stuck in Alaska with Ray.
- In 1709.
394
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:06,377
- And we might not be able
to bring them back.
395
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,346
Ever.
- Well...
396
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:12,450
If one of us is gonna
try this, it's gonna be me.
397
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,852
- Well, duh.
- You think I'd try it?
398
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,754
- All right.
399
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,258
Let's get this over with.
400
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,062
[ beeping ]
401
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:29,066
- Okay!
Ready, Henry?
402
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,102
On two.
403
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,738
One... two!
404
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,374
[ shouting ]
405
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,444
- Ray!
406
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,681
Ray, it's me!
407
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:47,218
- Did-- did you bring
me some pie?
408
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,722
- Ray! Give me your hand!
409
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,360
C'mon! C'mon!
410
00:19:56,428 --> 00:20:00,298
Okay! Okay,
now the other one! C'mon!
411
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,799
- Oy vey.
412
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,637
- Henry!
- Be careful!
413
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,639
- Don't go
all the way through!
414
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,108
[ grunting ]
415
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:15,379
- Okay, Charlotte, Schwoz!
416
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,648
Pull us back through!
417
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,685
[ grunting ]
418
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,660
- Okay.
Okay, you guys!
419
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,095
You warm up Ray.
420
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,397
I'm gonna start takin'
the feathers off this bird
421
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,633
so Schwoz can make
the medicine for Piper!
422
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,271
- Wait!
423
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,907
You're not gonna hurt
the bird, are you?
424
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,277
- Uh, nah, nah.
425
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,449
[ beeping ]
426
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:03,027
- See?
Her pox are almost gone.
427
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,462
- Amazing.
- Yeah.
428
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:07,498
- But... Where did you
get this cure?
429
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,533
- Uh...
430
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,202
Oh look, she's waking up.
431
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,172
- She's sound asleep.
432
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,275
- I know.
433
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,310
Shh.
434
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,581
- But--
- Dude, I'm on the phone.
435
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,316
- Sorry.
436
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,485
- Hey Jasper, whatcha need?
437
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:31,822
- I've been hiding
for nine hours.
438
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,691
- Right.
439
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,459
Uh, just give me another
hint of where you are.
440
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:40,031
- I'm right here!
Okay? Here I am! Here!
441
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,734
- Oh hey.
442
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,103
Good game.
443
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:47,438
- You wanna play again?
444
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,740
- Uh, sure, but
I don't wanna hide.
445
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,275
- Oh! I'll hide!
446
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:54,578
Count to a hundred
and then seek me!
447
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,848
- You gotta get him
a girlfriend.
448
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,950
- Yep.
449
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,550
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