Original subtitles

[ music ]

- Why would you do that?

Haha, so weird.

[ sobbing ]

- Ray?

Ray, why are you crying?

- Yeah and why is your underwear stuck all over the place?

- I... I don't know.

- Ray... aw, c'mon, buddy.

I promise, we'll figure out who did this to your underpants,

and we'll get 'em. - Yeah.

- No, don't you see?!

I did this!

I did it all by myself!

- But why?

- You tell me!

I took a nap, right here, and when I woke up,

this bottle of glue was in my hand,

and the underwear'd been stuck all over the place!

- Okay, okay...

well, maybe you were just sleep-walking.

- Maybe.

'Cause this isn't the first time something like this

has happened.

The other night I woke up at four in the morning,

and you know what was in my bed with me?

- Was it Schwoz's pig?

- I wish. But no...

I woke up and found myself lying in my own spaghetti!

- I'm sorry, what?

- Earlier that day, I made a big pot of spaghetti, right...

and when I woke up, it was all around me,

in my bed!

There were meatballs in my pajamas!

- All right, just calm down--

- I can't calm down!

I'm losin' it.

I put things down, and when I go to look for 'em,

I can't find 'em.

And I'm losing my balance too!

I keep tripping over things that aren't there!

I'm falling down for no reason...

Ahh, look at my underwear.

It's on the walls!

That's not where underwear should be!

Why's it on the wall?

- Okay. Okay. Calm d--

Whoa! Hey! Hey!

Listen to me. Listen to me!

I want you to go to your room...

- Okay...

- Right now...

- Mm-hmm...

- And take a long nap.

- But there's spaghetti in my bed!

- All right. Okay, okay, okay.

- Then why don't you go sleep in your guest room. Okay?

I bet there's no Italian food in that bed.

- Okay, I'll try.

I'll try the guest room.

- Did one of you two just push me?

- No. We were over here.

- Ahh!

What's happening to me?!

I'm a disaster!

- Well, we should probably take Ray's underwear off the wall.

- Yeah. Let me know how that goes.

- It all just kind of happened.

- My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

- I wanted an after school job.

- And by accident, he made me indestructible.

Ah!

- I went into this crazy store

and met a pretty interesting guy

- I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview. who call me...

- And he turned out to be...

- You know the name. - Captain Man!

- That's right, Henry. In time, I realized

that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

- He wanted some help.

- I needed a sidekick.

- I, Henry Hart...

- Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone...

- That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.

- It is done.

- Now we blow bubbles.

- And fight crime.

- Feels good.

- Call it.

- Up the tube!

Oh, my boot.

- Ha!

- So there's no way that my client could've pushed

his wife off that boat.

- Aw, come on! I object!

Move to strike!

[ woof ]

But...

[ woof ]

- Dude... how can you not be watching this?

- Uh... Sorry.

I'm just a little worried about my boss, at Junk-N-Stuff.

- Hey Henry! Piper!

I got your mail!

Uh, for mom and dad...

for mom and dad...

Uh... for Piper...

For mom and dad...

[ gasps ] From Tetrasonic!

This is it!

- Wait... Why'd you have a package sent to my house?

- Y'know, my mom doesn't like me to receive fun things.

- Ah...

- Yeah! Look it!

- Walkie Talkies?

- Ah! Petite Walkie Talkies!

See, on the back it says:

"Small enough to slip into your shirt pocket,

or your brassieri."

- I think that's "brassiere".

- No. These were made in America.

- Ooh, they already have batteries!

Here, take one!

[ screams ]

Wow! I can drive!

- You can what?

- I can drive!

A car!

Look what the Department of Motor Vehicles sent me!

- A driver's license?

How'd you get one of these?

- It's probably a mistake.

- You don't have to use your walkie talkie,

I'm right here.

- Right.

I'll run down the block!

- No, no, no, you don't need to run down the block--

Ah, okay. All right.

- Dude, you can't keep this.

- Yes I can.

This came from the Swellview DMV, to me,

so just stay out of my beezers!

- This is White Shadow. Are you there, Green Bean?

White Shadow to Green Bean, do you read me? Over.

- Please do not call me Green Bean.

All right?

All right?

- I can't respond until you say "over"!

- Over!

- Copy that.

[ ringing ]

- Uh, I need to go to the porch and uh...

smell the porch.

- I can drive.

- Hey Char. How's Ray doin'?

- I'm not sure.

But I think I found out something.

Can you come to the Man Cave?

- Uh, yeah.

I'll be there in fifteen.

- Okay.

- White Shadow to Magic Muffin. Over.

- I don't want you to call me Green Bean

OR Magic Muffin.

- White Shadow to Prancing Pony, over.

- Worse!

- Hey.

- Oh! Hi Henry!

- Hurry, c'mere.

- Did you figure out what's wrong with Ray?

- I don't think anything's wrong with Ray.

Okay, what you're about to see is security camera footage

from two days ago, here in the Man Cave.

- Yeah!

Eh... Ahh!

Owwww! My fa--

- Now, watch in slow-mootion.

- Slow motion.

- Mooootion.

- Mo-shun.

- Moooooo-sheuuun.

- Okay, show me in slow- mooootionononeaw.

- Now, watch when I zoom in on the bench.

- Whooaaa, it-it looked like that bench moved by itself.

- Yah yah!

Okay, what's goin' on here?

- Well, I think it might be...

- Hey, I thought I heard you guys.

What are you doin' here so la--

Ahhh!

- What is wrong with me?

- Well, I think your problem could be...

Invisible Brad.

- Pfft. Whaaat?

No way, Invisible Brad is dead.

He got hit by a bus.

I went to his funeral.

- Well, did you see him at the funeral?

- Yes, it was an open casket.

I walked right up and I looked inside.

- Hmm, what'd you see?

- Nothing.

- Aha!

- Well, he's invisible!

- Well, I say that maybe...

Invisible Brad is not dead.

- All right...

- What are you gonna do?

- We're going to the Swellview Semedery.

- Cemetery.

- Ah, both pronunciations are acceptable.

- Nah, I don't think they are. - Well, I think you're wrong.

- White Shadow to Sweet Kumquat.

White Shadow to Sweet Kumquat. Over.

- Here, Charlotte, you talk to Jasper.

- Hang on, Jasper.

Sweet Kumquat's busy.

- Let's go, Kid.

- Wait! Catch...

- No, I don't want the-- No. No. Charlotte,

you keep the walkie--

- Up the tubes!

- No, I don't wanna take the walkie--

- Wow. Look at those stars.

You ever look up at the stars and think,

"Hey stars, I'm better than you."

- Okay, I'm finished.

- Oh, you done digging?

- Yeah, I done digging...

all by myself,

while you laid there lookin' at the stars

and stuffing your face with fruit-grapes.

- Who calls 'em "fruit-grapes?" - I do.

- Well it's weird. - Okay whatever.

The deal was, I dig the dirt-- you lift Brad's casket

outta the hole.

- All right.

- Move.

- Oh man, you brought the anti-grav?

- Yeah.

- Wha- Wait, wait, wait. So, I just spent two hours

diggin' a six-foot-deep hole!

And now all you gotta do is lift the casket

with the anti-grav, which takes no effort?

- Yeah.

You ready?

- I guess.

- You should feel inside.

- You feel inside. - Okay-okay.

First one to say "not it" doesn't have to feel inside so--

- Not it. - Dang it!

- Okay, we'll both feel inside.

- 'Kay. - Okay.

- Lookin' for me? Haha.

- Ahhhh! - Ahhh!

- Hey, what th--

- D'aoww!

Nighty-night!

Oh yeah!

Nail... nail... nail...

nail... nail... nail.

And now...

I'll just lift up the casket.

And down you boys go.

- Let us go!

- Help!

Have a nice night you two.

Hope you're comfy in there.

- I think Charlotte was right.

Invisible Brad is alive.

- Here. Here. A little bit on there...

- What was your first clue?

- Just a little bit more.

One more scoop.

Oh, that's pretty.

See ya, super-suckers!

- Wait Brad! - Come Back!

You come back here!

I mean it!

Don't you eat my grapes!

- Bye!

- At least now we can see.

- What are you doin'? - Tryin' to get my phone.

- Oh yeah. I'll get mine. - Okay.

Wait, just hold on. Will you stop moving so much?

- I said it first. Let me get mine first!

- I have seniority. - What are you talking about?

We're in a coffin. - I have to Twit this!

- Okay...

and no signal.

How 'bout you?

- Mine's dead, I forgot to charge it last night.

- So, now we're trapped,

in the middle of Swellview Cemetery,

six feet under the ground.

- Thanks for clearin' that up,

'cuz I thought we were at the Taylor Swift concert

in New Mexico.

- Hey! It's not cool to be sarcastic

while we're buried alive!

- White Shadow to Prancing Pony.

White Shadow to Prancing Pony. Over.

- What's that?

- It's my Petite Walkie Talkie!

- Who's Prancing Pony?

- It's me! I'm Prancing Pony!

I'm Prancing Pony!

- Hello! Hey Jasper!

Hey man, can you hear me?

- Can you hear me, over?

- Yeah! I copy ya! Over!

- Listen! Listen!

I'm trapped underground at the Swellview Cemetery.

I'm in a box with Capta...

my boss, Ray, from Junk-N-Stuff.

Now, there's a headstone above us that says,

"Here lies Bradley Belcher".

Now, now, I need you to get a shovel,

find a way to get here, and dig us out.

- When?

- How 'bout before we run out of air and slowly die.

Oh, okay, I'll get there as quick as I can!

White Shadow out!

- So what are you gonna do?

- I'm gonna get a shovel from your garage,

and go to the Swellview Cemetery!

- And how are you gonna get there?

- I don't know.

- Ha... I do.

- They sent you that driver's license by mistake.

- Hey! Did this come from the DMV?

- Yeah. - And the DMV

is a government agency, right?

- I... I guess.

- And the government doesn't make "mistakes"...

does it?

- Well...

- Slow down!

- Yeee-hooo!

- Turn right, turn right! - Huh?

- The cemetery! It's right there, turn right!

- Kay-kay.

- You can't drive across the grass!

- Sure I can-- I'm doin' it right now!

- Ah, geez! Headstone!

Headstone!

- What's a headstone?!?

- Ahhh!

- Man, I love driving!

- C'mon Henry... Ray...

Where are they?!?

- Relax, there's no reason to worry.

- But it's been two hours.

Why don't they respond?!?

- Maybe something terrible happened to them.

- Well, that's why I'm worried!

- Oh, yeah, okay.

- The tube!

- Ooo, maybe it's Ray and Henry!

- Hmmm... that's weird.

- Shhhh! Listen...

[ footsteps ]

- Ahhh! This place is haunted!

- Shhh!

Brad...?

[ chewing ]

- I know it's you, Brad!

[ inflating bubble ]

- Actually...

it's Captain Brad.

- Hahaha... Yeah.

- I'm so uncomfortable.

Can we switch places?

- Yeah, all right.

- All right.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

- Dah. Ah. Ah. Ahh.

- This is much worse.

[ giggles ]

- What?

- It tickles when you talk into my armpit.

- What do you mean it tickles?

- Stop stop stop stop stop.

- Okay. Okay. Okay!

- Look at all those stars...

so stupid.

- What was that?

- Jasper's shovel!

- Finally.

- Jasper!

Was that your shovel?

- Uh, yeah!

I'll get you out in a second!

- Ah geez!

- What?

- We're in uniform!

We can't let Piper and Jasper see us

as Captain Man and Kid Danger!

- Ah geez!

Uh, quick, our gum balls!

- Okay, get ready to be rescued.

- Errgghh... There!

It's open.

- Aw man, thanks buddy.

- Yeah, thank you, Jasper.

Prancing Pony and I couldn't have done it without you.

- No problem.

- So, how did you and your boss

get trapped here and buried in a casket?

- Well, uhh... - Uh...

- It's-it's a... it's a weird story...

- Yeah. That's uh... - Yeah...

- Well actually, we were watching--

we were at Junk-N-Stuff-- - We were watching TV...

- Right, and there was a news report on...turtles!

- Turtles! Right! - Uh, here at the semedery...

- It's cemetery but whatever. Okay. You know what?

We'll figure that out later. And then after we got here,

I'm like, "Oh no! I gotta go get a haircut"

And he's crazy so we actually,

we went and got a haircut after that.

And while I was getting a haircut I had something spill

on my pants...

- C'mon, I'll drive you home.

- Ohhh noo.

- But we thought you walked in front of a bus

and got all... y'know, dead.

You thought wrong.

- That's what Ray told us.

- Yeah, I wanted him to think I was dead.

So that later, I could sneak back into his life

and take over as the new super-hero,

here in Swellview.

Haha! So now, I'm--

[ ringing ]

- Who texted? - Henry!

He says he and Ray'll be back here in just a minute!

- Oh man!

- What... what are you doin' there, Brad?

- Taking off the uniform, so Ray won't be able to see me!

- Where's Brad?

- He left!

- No, he's right there!

- The pants, the pants!

- Get the pants!

- Ray! There he is! - Oh! Oh! Right there!

- Henry, uh, use the bear spray!

- Right! Right! Right! Right!

- Come on Ray be cool.

Not the bear spray.

I was just kidding arou--

Ahhh! Help me!

It burns! Ahhh!

Ahhh!

That burns so bad!

- That's not something you see every day.

- No. Kinda weird, huh?

- It's a little unusual, Ray... a little unusual.

- Ahhh! How do the bears deal with this?

It's horrible.

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