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[ thunder ]

- Piper, please.

- Come on, Piper. That concert is completely sold out.

- We just need four tickets. - Please?

- You just need four tickets?

- Yeah. Just four. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- No.

- But you have eight tickets.

- Yeah, eight tickets that I earned.

- Uh, you didn't earn those tickets.

- Hey, who went online and entered the contest?

- You. - You did.

- I guess... I guess you. - And who won the contest?

- You. - You did.

- I guess you. - Yeah.

- Okay, okay.

[ sighs ]

Piper. - Too close.

- Okay.

- Listen, the Hallkins are my favorite band

and my boss Ray's favorite band.

- They're my favorite band, too.

- Come on, Piper. Please!

[ sighs ]

- Hey, guys, look who I found wandering around outside.

- Aw. - Whose puppy is that?

- Can we keep him?

- I don't know, Dad, I'm not in charge of the house.

- Right. I'll ask your mom.

- The tickets? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dad, Piper won eight tickets to this concert

we all really want to go to.

- Ooh, that sounds fun.

- Yeah, so will you please tell her to give us four tickets?

- Sure. Piper-- - No.

- I did my best.

[ thunder ]

- Piper. - Piper!

- Come on, we got to get back to work.

[ thunder ]

- Hey, where's the remote?

- I left it on the front porch.

- Oh. I'll go grab it.

[ music ]

[ beeping ]

- Hey, are Charlotte and Henry back?

Did they get the Hallkins tickets

from Henry's awful sister?

- They're trying to come down now, but this weird storm

is causing problems with the tubes.

- Maybe push that button.

- I know which button to push.

[ thunder ]

- Wow.

Man, that was a pretty rough trip down the tubes.

- It all just kind of happened.

- My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

- I wanted an afterschool job.

- And by accident, he made me indestructible.

Ah!

- I went into this crazy store and met

a pretty interesting guy.

- I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview

who call me... - And he turned out to be...

- You know the name. - Captain Man!

- That's right, Henry.

In time, I realized that being a superhero

is a lot to handle alone.

- He wanted some help. - I needed a sidekick.

- I, Henry Hart...

- Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone...

- That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.

- It is done. - Now we blow bubbles.

- And fight crime. - Feels good.

- Call it. - Up the tube!

Oh, my boot.

- Ha!

[ thunder ]

- Now, Schwoz.

I want to know why it took you so long

to bring Henry and Charlotte down those tubes.

- It's the crazy storm outside. It's affecting everything--

- No excuses.

- I promise, it wasn't my fault.

- Carelessness with the equipment will not be tolerated.

- Oh, please, tolerate it. Please.

- Okay, what is going on?

- I think Ray's mad at Schwoz.

- I know that. I mean why is this place all different?

And them? And our clothes?

- Shh. Just don't say anything until we can get alone and talk.

- No, no, no. - Give me your nostrilator.

- Can't I just have a warning?

- Your nostrilator.

[ groans ]

- No, no.

Aah!

- What did you think of that?

- Good, good, good one.

[ grunts ]

- Now the tickets.

Did your sister agree to give you four tickets

to the Hallkins concert?

- Uh...

No. No. She's still refusing to give us any.

- Then I guess we'll have to go with plan B.

[ cackles ]

Hey, everything all right with you two?

That was a rough trip down the tubes.

- Uh...

- No. We... we got a real bad headache.

- Yeah, we need to go upstairs to Junk-N-Stuff...

- To get some headache medication.

- Ow.

- All right.

- Come on.

[ Schwoz groans ]

- Ray, can you please hand me my glass of water?

- Oh, you mean this glass of water?

- Yeah. Oh.

[ grunts ]

[ groans ]

- Ah!

- Oh my God, look!

[ hisses ]

[ laughing ]

- Even Junk-N-Stuff is all different.

- Shh.

- I want to know what's going on, and I want to know right--

You just yanked me over the counter.

- Listen, Ray might be watching us on the security cameras,

hearing everything we say, so just be cool.

- It's not cool to yank a friend over a counter.

- I'm sorry. Just act normal.

- All right.

- So, hey, tell me about your brownie recipe.

- My what? - Just make something up.

I'll pretend to write it down.

- Oh, right, my brownie recipe.

So, first, I buy a box of brownie mix.

- Buy box of brownie mix.

Hey, did I spell brownie right?

Okay, I think I know why everything

is all crazy around here. - Why?

- Well, we're having this really weird storm, right?

With lots of lightning and stuff.

- Yeah?

- Well, I think the storm created

an electrical interference with the tubes

and somehow we ended up here, in this... opposite universe.

- You think we're in an opposite universe?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. But talk about brownies.

Talk about brownies. - Right.

So then next, you open the box of brownie mix,

and pour it into a bowl.

- Ah, into a bowl.

- What's an opposite universe?

- It's like our universe, but different

and sort of backwards like, like the good people are bad

and everything is kind of the same, but opposite.

- Wait.

If we somehow got transported

to this evil, opposite universe...

- Yeah?

- Does that mean that there are evil versions

of you and me that got sent to our universe?

- Oh my God.

- I order you, let me go!

I mean it, traitors!

Ray, Schwoz, what's wrong with you two?

Get off me.

You traitorous pig!

- Aah!

- Have you gone insane?

- Look, I don't know who you two are,

but you're not the real Henry and Charlotte.

- I'll stab your face and bite your throat.

- See, that's just a weird thing to say.

- You both stay here locked inside

while we figure out how to return you to where you belong.

[ chuckles ]

- Okay, Ray, I'll play your game.

What do you want? Money?

Gold? Chicken wings?

- Fascinating.

- Ray! What is it that will buy you, huh?

Do you want pizza? New pants?

I can get that for you.

- All right, activate eliminator.

- Activating eliminator.

- Just play along and act like you fit in here.

We don't want them to think that we're some kind of--

- Hey, hey.

- Target acquired and locked in.

- Target? - Uh...

Ray? Hey, Ray, that's my little sister.

- Yeah.

Schwoz, set the eliminator to 1.4k megawatts.

- Aye.

- Wait. Wait. What are you going to do to her?

- I'm going to eliminate her so we can take

her concert tickets and go see the Hallkins.

- Uh...

But what if the storm damaged the eliminator's circuits?

- Yeah, yeah, what if that?

- Okay. We'll test it on someone else.

- Acquiring new target.

- Piper, look at this filthy beast

I found wandering in our yard.

- Look at my dad. - He looks so evil.

- Target acquired and locked in.

- Set for temporary elimination.

- Wait, wait, hey, before you do anything let's just--

- Activate.

- He just eliminated your dad. - I know.

- And re-materialize.

- How'd you do that?

[ dog whimpers ]

- And now we'll eliminate

Henry's little sister permanently.

- Setting for permanent elimination.

- Wait, wait, wait.

- Yeah?

- Uh...

Charlotte has a really good brownie recipe

she'd like to share with you.

[ music ]

- Ready to activate.

- All right, boys and girls.

Say a permanent goodbye to Henry's little sister,

and a big hello to some concert tickets.

- Three, two, one...

- Wait!

- Wait for what?

- Because...

- I want to press the button. - Yeah. Yeah.

- You hurry up, please?

I have to go to the bathroom real bad.

- Just hit the button, will you?

- Sure. I just can't decide which finger to use.

I mean, because I could use this finger or this one,

maybe even this one.

- And we haven't even talked about thumbs.

- Just push the button, Charlotte.

You're in the seat.

- Don't say urine.

- Hey, hey, hey, what if she has

the concert tickets in her pockets?

- Yeah.

If we eliminate Piper, we might eliminate her tickets, too.

- I didn't think of that.

- I know. So, I'll go check her pockets.

- And if Henry finds the tickets...

- Then we can all go to the Hallkins concert together.

- Pow!

- All right, Henry. You got 30 minutes.

Get those tickets from your sister

or else she disappears forever.

Now, I'm going to go get a haircut.

[ thunder ]

[ grunts ]

- Get off me!

- Well, if it ain't Henry Hart.

- Look guys, I got to get inside and talk to Piper,

so what do you want? - To take you down.

- Why?

- So that I can take over your job at Junk-N-Stuff.

- And then Jasper can give us all the free junk we want.

- And free in-store Wi-Fi.

- That's right.

So Henry Hart, spatch you later.

What are you doing?

- Switching to Henry's side. - What?

- We're defeated.

- Run away. - Wait for me!

- Did you see that?

I switched sides and I helped you.

- Yeah. Yeah, I saw.

- Yeah, Jasper said he was going to give me free junk.

But I figured you could give me free junk and stuff.

- Oh yeah? Would you like that?

- Yes sir.

- Not on my porch.

- Kid Danger.

Oh my goodness, what a wonderful surprise.

- Uh, yeah.

Listen, I heard you won tickets to the Hallkins concert.

Now, give them to me.

- Oh, I'd love to, but I've already invited three friends

to the concert, and I'm donating my other four

to some poor children.

- Wow. - What?

- You're... You're so nice.

- Aw. You're so nice for saying I'm so nice.

Would you like me to bake you a pie?

- Yeah, I would love that actually.

- Captain Man!

Oh my goodness, what a wonderful surprise.

- Shut up. - Sure.

- Hey, I thought you said you're going to get a haircut.

- I was. Then I realized my hair is already perfect.

Did you get the concert tickets from her?

- No, not yet exactly but I'm get--

- Well, little girl. That makes you a problem.

[ gun beeps ]

- Well, I understand. Just do what you got to do.

- No.

[ struggling ]

- Can't we all just have some pie?

- You've gone soft, Kid Danger.

I think you need a double dose of vitamin fist.

- Let's use our words.

[ shouts ]

- Hey, little girl, will you help me out here please?

- I would, but I'm committed to a life of non-violence.

- Ah, geez.

Let me go. - No.

- Okay, guys, I have to leave now.

- Wait. Wait, where are you going?

- To do some charity work.

- What's going on with you, Kid?

You've been acting weird

ever since you and Charlotte came down those tubes.

Why?

- I... I can't tell you.

- You tell me what's going on right now

or I will push my fingers right into your face.

- Okay, okay, okay.

I'm not the Henry Hart you know.

- What are you saying?

- I'm from an opposite universe.

So is Charlotte.

And we just want to go back to where we belong.

So please stop pushing your fingers into my face.

- Okay.

[ machines beeping ]

- Aah!

- Would you like some music?

- You know Ray doesn't like you playing that thing

in the Man Cave.

- But when the Captain's away, the Schwoz will play.

[ door beeps ]

I wasn't playing music, I swear.

I swear on my mother's boozle.

- I don't care about your music or your mother's... boozle.

That is not the Henry we know. - What?

- That Henry and that Charlotte are from an opposite universe.

- Ah, of course. That's why she looks so weird.

- Uh, have you looked in a mirror?

- Okay, come on.

We just want to get back home to our universe.

- And we need to get our Henry and Charlotte back here

because these ones are lame.

- Hey, did you figure out what went wrong

and why we're here in this universe?

- I think so.

See, when we were coming down the tubes in our universe,

the other Henry and Charlotte, from this universe,

were coming down those tubes.

- Ah, and there was electrical interference

from the storm outside.

- Which is still happening.

- Right. So, if we use the tubes now before the storm is over,

that might take us back to our universe.

- The weird looking girl is right.

- Why don't you shave that hair tuft

off the top of your head?

- Hey, in my universe this tuft is cool.

[ phone chimes ]

- Henry, the storm conditions are changing.

- Then go. Get on the tube pad now.

- Wait.

If I have two minutes left, I'm going to use that time

to make a heartfelt speech.

- Oh God. - Ah geez.

- Listen, in our universe, Captain Man is a hero

who would never hurt anyone unless they deserved it.

- Oh, what about me?

- You're a freak in both universes.

- Yes!

- You have 55 seconds.

- Ray, your ways of evil are illogical.

You're strong and indestructible.

- And handsome. - Okay.

Maybe if instead of hurting people,

you start being nice to them,

I think you'll like being respected

and loved more than you like being feared.

- I don't know. I really like being feared.

For example. Boo! - Aah!

- But maybe you're right,

Henry Hart, from another universe.

Maybe, from now on I'll try to be good.

- Ow!

You broke my pinky finger.

- Well, I can't start trying to be good all of the sudden.

I mean, baby steps.

- You should try being evil sometimes.

- Arg. - Because evil is fun.

- Arg!

- Plus it's way better than just be--

- Will you get them out of here?

- Wait. No, no, no!

- Wait!

Before I go...

- Aah! She chopped off my tuft!

[ chuckles ]

- Hey.

Remember, Ray, in every revolution,

there's one man with a vision.

- I have no idea what that means. See ya.

- Ray...

- Welcome home, kids.

- Aw, put it away. - Are you serious? Seriously.

- Schwoz.

- Baah.

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