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>> Previously, on "Henry Danger"... >> Please delete my thumbprint

on "Henry Danger"... >> Please delete my thumbprint from Henry's locker.

>> Please delete my thumbprint from Henry's locker. >> We're not going to be

from Henry's locker. >> We're not going to be sharing a locker anymore.

>> We're not going to be sharing a locker anymore. >> What's on your head?

sharing a locker anymore. >> What's on your head? >> A glass hat.

>> What's on your head? >> A glass hat. Did you use my glass hat

>> A glass hat. Did you use my glass hat as a bowl?

Did you use my glass hat as a bowl? >> Uh...

as a bowl? >> Uh... >> Oh.

>> Uh... >> Oh. >> I thought Bianca got cast

>> Oh. >> I thought Bianca got cast on that reality show,

>> I thought Bianca got cast on that reality show, "Kids in the Woods."

on that reality show, "Kids in the Woods." >> No, no, that was Chloe.

"Kids in the Woods." >> No, no, that was Chloe. >> Another girl Henry

>> No, no, that was Chloe. >> Another girl Henry used to like.

>> Another girl Henry used to like. >> I'm going to find Bianca

used to like. >> I'm going to find Bianca and I'm going to tell her

>> I'm going to find Bianca and I'm going to tell her that I lo--

and I'm going to tell her that I lo-- that I like her.

that I lo-- that I like her. >> I thought you were

that I like her. >> I thought you were done with Bianca.

>> I thought you were done with Bianca. >> I was, but I called her

done with Bianca. >> I was, but I called her and she's coming here tonight.

>> I was, but I called her and she's coming here tonight. >> Why?

and she's coming here tonight. >> Why? >> So I can get back together

>> Why? >> So I can get back together with her.

>> So I can get back together with her. >> Is that a glass hat?

with her. >> Is that a glass hat? >> The last real one in America.

>> Is that a glass hat? >> The last real one in America. [ doorbell rings ]

>> The last real one in America. [ doorbell rings ] >> That's Bianca.

[ doorbell rings ] >> That's Bianca. You guys have to leave before--

>> That's Bianca. You guys have to leave before-- Chloe?

You guys have to leave before-- Chloe? >> I'm back from the woods.

Chloe? >> I'm back from the woods. >> Henry!

You smashed

my replacement glass hat.

>> Yeah, why don't I hang

onto this until you calm down?

>> Chloe...

I thought you were still

in the woods doing your TV show.

>> Nah, we just wrapped

season one last week.

>> Whoa. Hold on.

You're the Chloe

from the TV show,

"Kids In The Woods"?

>> Yeah, she is, but--

>> And she's Henry's

ex-girlfriend.

>> All right, let's not talk

about who dated who.

>> Chloe, stay right there

and don't move.

I got to go get my good camera.

>> No, Piper,

don't go get your...

I can't control her.

>> You know, Bianca's going

to be here any second.

>> I know. Shh.

>> Fine, I'll just sit back

and wait for the fun.

>> So...

Oh.

>> Wow.

What are the flowers

and candles for?

>> Uh...

I...

>> Hello?

>> And here comes the fun.

>> Bianca. >> Why'd you ask me to come here?

>> Why'd you ask me to come here? >> Well, you see,

to come here? >> Well, you see, I didn't know that--

>> Well, you see, I didn't know that-- >> Chloe?

I didn't know that-- >> Chloe? >> Hey, Bianca.

>> Chloe? >> Hey, Bianca. >> I didn't know

>> Hey, Bianca. >> I didn't know you were back in town.

>> I didn't know you were back in town. >> Neither did Henry.

you were back in town. >> Neither did Henry. >> I've got my good camera.

>> Neither did Henry. >> I've got my good camera. Chloe, fix your makeup.

>> I've got my good camera. Chloe, fix your makeup. >> I'm not wearing makeup.

Chloe, fix your makeup. >> I'm not wearing makeup. >> Yeah, that's my point.

>> I'm not wearing makeup. >> Yeah, that's my point. >> Did I come at a bad time?

>> Yeah, that's my point. >> Did I come at a bad time? >> No.

>> Did I come at a bad time? >> No. No, nothing's bad.

>> No. No, nothing's bad. Bianca, let's go outside.

No, nothing's bad. Bianca, let's go outside. >> Why?

Bianca, let's go outside. >> Why? >> So I can show you my porch.

>> Why? >> So I can show you my porch. >> It's a quality porch.

>> So I can show you my porch. >> It's a quality porch. >> So...

>> It's a quality porch. >> So... you're back together with Chloe?

>> So... you're back together with Chloe? >> No. Oh no.

you're back together with Chloe? >> No. Oh no. >> Oh, so you had no idea

>> No. Oh no. >> Oh, so you had no idea she was coming here,

>> Oh, so you had no idea she was coming here, and she just showed up?

she was coming here, and she just showed up? >> That's exactly what happened.

and she just showed up? >> That's exactly what happened. >> Henry...

>> That's exactly what happened. >> Henry... >> Listen...

>> Henry... >> Listen... I asked you here tonight

>> Listen... I asked you here tonight because I've been thinking.

I asked you here tonight because I've been thinking. >> Hey, Hen.

because I've been thinking. >> Hey, Hen. >> What?

>> Hey, Hen. >> What? >> Chloe didn't bring

>> What? >> Chloe didn't bring any makeup, so Piper

>> Chloe didn't bring any makeup, so Piper wants to know if Bianca

any makeup, so Piper wants to know if Bianca has any she can borrow.

wants to know if Bianca has any she can borrow. >> Dude.

has any she can borrow. >> Dude. >> Sure.

>> Dude. >> Sure. It's in my purse.

>> Sure. It's in my purse. Just give it to her.

It's in my purse. Just give it to her. >> Thanks.

Just give it to her. >> Thanks. Chloe, I got her makeup.

>> Thanks. Chloe, I got her makeup. >> Okay.

Chloe, I got her makeup. >> Okay. I've been thinking

>> Okay. I've been thinking about you and me.

I've been thinking about you and me. >> Hey.

about you and me. >> Hey. Chloe's cold.

>> Hey. Chloe's cold. >> So?

Chloe's cold. >> So? >> Well, I see Bianca's

>> So? >> Well, I see Bianca's wearing a jacket.

>> Well, I see Bianca's wearing a jacket. >> Oh, here.

wearing a jacket. >> Oh, here. >> Thanks, B.

>> Oh, here. >> Thanks, B. Chloe, I got her jacket.

>> Thanks, B. Chloe, I got her jacket. >> Better talk fast

Chloe, I got her jacket. >> Better talk fast before he comes back.

>> Better talk fast before he comes back. >> Okay.

before he comes back. >> Okay. I was wrong to tell you

>> Okay. I was wrong to tell you that I didn't want to be

I was wrong to tell you that I didn't want to be boyfriend and girlfriend,

that I didn't want to be boyfriend and girlfriend, and I'm sorry,

boyfriend and girlfriend, and I'm sorry, and I really like you,

and I'm sorry, and I really like you, and, also, I'd be really happy

and I really like you, and, also, I'd be really happy if you'd be my date

and, also, I'd be really happy if you'd be my date to the Meat Ball.

if you'd be my date to the Meat Ball. >> The jacket

to the Meat Ball. >> The jacket fits her perfectly.

>> The jacket fits her perfectly. >> Get off my porch.

fits her perfectly. >> Get off my porch. >> You really want

>> Get off my porch. >> You really want to take me to the Meat Ball?

>> You really want to take me to the Meat Ball? >> Yeah.

to take me to the Meat Ball? >> Yeah. >> And so...

>> Yeah. >> And so... does that mean you want us

>> And so... does that mean you want us to be, like, a thing?

does that mean you want us to be, like, a thing? >> I'll be your thing

to be, like, a thing? >> I'll be your thing if you'll be my thing.

>> I'll be your thing if you'll be my thing. >> Well, then,

if you'll be my thing. >> Well, then, should we make it official?

>> Well, then, should we make it official? >> Maybe we should.

should we make it official? >> Maybe we should. >> Okay.

>> Maybe we should. >> Okay. Let's update

>> Okay. Let's update our relationship status.

Let's update our relationship status. >> Let's do it.

our relationship status. >> Let's do it. >> It all just kind of happened.

>> Let's do it. >> It all just kind of happened. >> My dad was

>> It all just kind of happened. >> My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

>> My dad was an irresponsible scientist. >> I wanted an after-school job.

an irresponsible scientist. >> I wanted an after-school job. >> And by accident,

>> I wanted an after-school job. >> And by accident, he made me indestructible.

>> And by accident, he made me indestructible. Aah!

he made me indestructible. Aah! >> I went into this crazy store

Aah! >> I went into this crazy store and met

>> I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.

and met a pretty interesting guy. >> I'm going to blow your mind.

a pretty interesting guy. >> I'm going to blow your mind. Now I protect

>> I'm going to blow your mind. Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview

Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview who call me...

the good citizens of Swellview who call me... >> And he turned out to be...

who call me... >> And he turned out to be... >> You know the name.

>> And he turned out to be... >> You know the name. >> Captain Man!

>> You know the name. >> Captain Man! >> That's right, Henry.

>> Captain Man! >> That's right, Henry. In time, I realized that

>> That's right, Henry. In time, I realized that being a superhero

In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

being a superhero is a lot to handle alone. >> He wanted some help.

is a lot to handle alone. >> He wanted some help. >> I needed a sidekick.

>> He wanted some help. >> I needed a sidekick. >> I, Henry Hart...

>> I needed a sidekick. >> I, Henry Hart... >> Pledge to never ever ever

>> I, Henry Hart... >> Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone...

>> Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone... >> That I'm Captain Man's

tell anyone... >> That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.

>> That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick. >> It is done.

secret sidekick. >> It is done. >> Now we blow bubbles.

>> It is done. >> Now we blow bubbles. >> And fight crime.

>> Now we blow bubbles. >> And fight crime. >> Feels good.

>> Call it.

>> Up the tube!

Oh, my boot.

>> Ha!

>> And...

[ both ] in a relationship.

>> Wait.

So, why is Chloe in your house?

>> I don't know.

I'm going to go find out.

>> Okay.

But don't forget

the three-foot rule.

>> I promise to always stay

at least three feet

away from Chloe

and all other girls

that might like me

that are not you.

>> Thank you.

Say it again.

>> Now, hold this up and say,

"Hey, I'm Chloe

"from 'Kids In The Woods'

"and this is my ceramic bunny,

which you should buy."

>> And why am I saying that? >> So I can sell it online. >> You're a celebrity now.

>> So I can sell it online. >> You're a celebrity now. >> Yeah.

>> You're a celebrity now. >> Yeah. Idiots will pay a fortune

>> Yeah. Idiots will pay a fortune for stuff they think

Idiots will pay a fortune for stuff they think was owned by a famous person.

for stuff they think was owned by a famous person. >> But why should I--

was owned by a famous person. >> But why should I-- >> Action!

>> But why should I-- >> Action! >> Hey. I'm Chloe

>> Action! >> Hey. I'm Chloe from "Kids In The Woods"

>> Hey. I'm Chloe from "Kids In The Woods" and this is my ceramic bunny,

from "Kids In The Woods" and this is my ceramic bunny, which you should buy.

and this is my ceramic bunny, which you should buy. Was that good?

which you should buy. Was that good? >> Eh.

Was that good? >> Eh. >> Hey, guys.

>> Eh. >> Hey, guys. And Chloe.

>> Hey, guys. And Chloe. >> What's up?

And Chloe. >> What's up? >> Hey, Henry, what's up?

>> What's up? >> Hey, Henry, what's up? >> Hi, Henry.

>> Hey, Henry, what's up? >> Hi, Henry. >> So, I hear you and Bianca

>> Hi, Henry. >> So, I hear you and Bianca are officially

>> So, I hear you and Bianca are officially in a relationship now.

are officially in a relationship now. >> How'd you know that?

>> We saw your status updates. >> Yeah. So, Chloe...

>> Yeah. So, Chloe... maybe you and I should talk?

So, Chloe... maybe you and I should talk? >> Sure.

maybe you and I should talk? >> Sure. >> Action!

>> Sure. >> Action! >> I need you guys to leave

>> Action! >> I need you guys to leave so I can talk to Chloe alone.

>> I need you guys to leave so I can talk to Chloe alone. >> Henry, it's cool.

so I can talk to Chloe alone. >> Henry, it's cool. You can relax.

I'm not going to bite you. >> Right, I know. It's just...

>> Right, I know. It's just... >> The three-foot rule?

It's just... >> The three-foot rule? >> Yeah.

>> The three-foot rule? >> Yeah. >> Look, I didn't come here

>> Yeah. >> Look, I didn't come here to get back together with you.

>> Look, I didn't come here to get back together with you. >> Oh.

to get back together with you. >> Oh. Well, great.

>> Oh. Well, great. Why not?

Well, great. Why not? I mean, why did you come here?

Why not? I mean, why did you come here? >> Okay, well, see,

I mean, why did you come here? >> Okay, well, see, I don't know yet

>> Okay, well, see, I don't know yet if they're going

I don't know yet if they're going to make another season

if they're going to make another season of "Kids In The Woods."

to make another season of "Kids In The Woods." >> They better.

of "Kids In The Woods." >> They better. >> We have to find out

>> They better. >> We have to find out if Kevin was killed

>> We have to find out if Kevin was killed by that bear.

if Kevin was killed by that bear. >> And if Darlene's going

by that bear. >> And if Darlene's going to lose her foot.

>> And if Darlene's going to lose her foot. >> You guys.

to lose her foot. >> You guys. >> Anyway, I thought

>> You guys. >> Anyway, I thought of a really great way

>> Anyway, I thought of a really great way to help me get publicity,

of a really great way to help me get publicity, which would also help

to help me get publicity, which would also help "Kids In The Woods"

which would also help "Kids In The Woods" get picked up

"Kids In The Woods" get picked up for another season.

get picked up for another season. >> So, what's your plan?

for another season. >> So, what's your plan? >> To post a message online

>> So, what's your plan? >> To post a message online asking Kid Danger to be my date

>> To post a message online asking Kid Danger to be my date to the Meat Ball.

asking Kid Danger to be my date to the Meat Ball. >> What?

to the Meat Ball. >> What? >> And the fun keeps coming.

>> What? >> And the fun keeps coming. >> I mean, I don't know

>> And the fun keeps coming. >> I mean, I don't know if he'll say yes.

>> I mean, I don't know if he'll say yes. >> Right, I doubt he will.

if he'll say yes. >> Right, I doubt he will. >> Well, that's why I'm here.

>> Right, I doubt he will. >> Well, that's why I'm here. Piper, are you still

>> Well, that's why I'm here. Piper, are you still the President

Piper, are you still the President of Captain Man's fan club?

the President of Captain Man's fan club? >> Yeah, the Man Fans.

of Captain Man's fan club? >> Yeah, the Man Fans. Why?

>> Yeah, the Man Fans. Why? >> Well, I was hoping

Why? >> Well, I was hoping if you could help me get--

>> Well, I was hoping if you could help me get-- >> Uh, sorry, but can I have

if you could help me get-- >> Uh, sorry, but can I have my purse and jacket back?

>> Uh, sorry, but can I have my purse and jacket back? >> Oh.

my purse and jacket back? >> Oh. Sure.

I hope you don't mind that I'm here. >> No, it's totally fine.

that I'm here. >> No, it's totally fine. Three feet.

>> Begin.

So, I saw that Kid Danger was trending all over the internet.

was trending all over the internet. >> Yeah.

all over the internet. >> Yeah. You know my kind of

>> Yeah. You know my kind of ex-girlfriend, Chloe?

You know my kind of ex-girlfriend, Chloe? >> The one who's

ex-girlfriend, Chloe? >> The one who's on "Kids In The Woods" now?

>> The one who's on "Kids In The Woods" now? >> Yeah.

on "Kids In The Woods" now? >> Yeah. She wants me--

>> Yeah. She wants me-- well, she wants Kid Danger

She wants me-- well, she wants Kid Danger to take her to the Meat Ball

well, she wants Kid Danger to take her to the Meat Ball so she can get publicity

to take her to the Meat Ball so she can get publicity for her show.

so she can get publicity for her show. Ow.

>> So, you going to take her? >> No, I can't. Ow. Ow.

>> No, I can't. Ow. Ow. Because I'm taking Bianca,

Ow. Because I'm taking Bianca, as me.

Because I'm taking Bianca, as me. >> Well, why not take

as me. >> Well, why not take both girls? Ow.

>> Well, why not take both girls? Ow. >> Because there's only...

both girls? Ow. >> Because there's only... one me.

>> Because there's only... one me. >> Not exactly.

one me. >> Not exactly. There's two of you.

>> Not exactly. There's two of you. There's Henry.

There's two of you. There's Henry. Ow.

There's Henry. Ow. >> [ laughs ]

Ow. >> [ laughs ] >> And Kid Danger.

>> [ laughs ] >> And Kid Danger. >> So you're saying I should

>> And Kid Danger. >> So you're saying I should take Bianca as myself

>> So you're saying I should take Bianca as myself and Chloe as Kid Danger?

take Bianca as myself and Chloe as Kid Danger? >> Exactly.

and Chloe as Kid Danger? >> Exactly. >> That does it.

>> Exactly. >> That does it. >> [ both ] Ow, ow, ow.

>> Dang. >> What is the matter with you? >> Henry is not going

>> What is the matter with you? >> Henry is not going to take two girls

>> Henry is not going to take two girls to the same party.

to take two girls to the same party. >> But he can, because--

to the same party. >> But he can, because-- >> No.

>> But he can, because-- >> No. I've seen this happen

>> No. I've seen this happen on a dozen bad TV shows.

I've seen this happen on a dozen bad TV shows. And it never works.

on a dozen bad TV shows. And it never works. >> But that's just

And it never works. >> But that's just bad television.

>> But that's just bad television. This is very different.

bad television. This is very different. >> So, what should I do?

This is very different. >> So, what should I do? >> Okay, you start off the party

>> So, what should I do? >> Okay, you start off the party taking Chloe as Kid Danger.

>> Okay, you start off the party taking Chloe as Kid Danger. >> Okay.

taking Chloe as Kid Danger. >> Okay. >> Don't do it.

>> Okay. >> Don't do it. >> People take a bunch of pics,

>> Don't do it. >> People take a bunch of pics, post them online, so she gets

>> People take a bunch of pics, post them online, so she gets the publicity that she wants.

post them online, so she gets the publicity that she wants. >> Right.

the publicity that she wants. >> Right. >> Wrong.

>> Right. >> Wrong. >> Then, after a few minutes,

>> Wrong. >> Then, after a few minutes, I'll call you up as Captain Man

>> Then, after a few minutes, I'll call you up as Captain Man and make up some big emergency

I'll call you up as Captain Man and make up some big emergency that I need your help with.

and make up some big emergency that I need your help with. >> Please no.

that I need your help with. >> Please no. >> And then I leave,

>> Please no. >> And then I leave, change back into my normal self.

>> And then I leave, change back into my normal self. >> Yep.

change back into my normal self. >> Yep. >> Nope.

>> Yep. >> Nope. >> And I spend the rest

>> Nope. >> And I spend the rest of the Meat Ball with Bianca.

>> And I spend the rest of the Meat Ball with Bianca. >> It's perfect.

of the Meat Ball with Bianca. >> It's perfect. >> I'm doing it.

>> It's perfect. >> I'm doing it. >> I'm liking it.

>> I'm doing it. >> I'm liking it. >> I'm going home.

>> Hey, Jasper. >> Oh, hi, Bianca. Oh, this lamb is so good.

>> Oh, hi, Bianca. Oh, this lamb is so good. Sniff it.

>> Yeah, that smells great. Thanks. >> Sure.

Thanks. >> Sure. Where's Henry?

>> Sure. Where's Henry? >> Oh, his boss made him

Where's Henry? >> Oh, his boss made him work late at Junk-N-Stuff,

>> Oh, his boss made him work late at Junk-N-Stuff, so he said he'd meet me here.

work late at Junk-N-Stuff, so he said he'd meet me here. >> Classic Henry.

so he said he'd meet me here. >> Classic Henry. >> Attention!

>> Classic Henry. >> Attention! Attention, everyone!

>> Attention! Attention, everyone! So, we have a couple

Attention, everyone! So, we have a couple of very special guests tonight.

So, we have a couple of very special guests tonight. One is Chloe Hartman

of very special guests tonight. One is Chloe Hartman from the cast

One is Chloe Hartman from the cast of "Kids in the Woods."

from the cast of "Kids in the Woods." And even more exciting,

of "Kids in the Woods." And even more exciting, we have Swellview's

And even more exciting, we have Swellview's favorite young man...

we have Swellview's favorite young man... Kid Danger.

[ phone ringing ] >> Ah, I wonder why my phone is ringing.

>> Ah, I wonder why my phone is ringing. Excuse me.

why my phone is ringing. Excuse me. >> Yeah, sure.

Excuse me. >> Yeah, sure. >> Hello?

>> Yeah, sure. >> Hello? >> Hey, Kid Danger,

>> Hello? >> Hey, Kid Danger, it's your old pal,

>> Hey, Kid Danger, it's your old pal, Captain Man here,

it's your old pal, Captain Man here, calling with a fake emergency.

Captain Man here, calling with a fake emergency. Nee ner, nee ner, nee ner.

calling with a fake emergency. Nee ner, nee ner, nee ner. >> Yes, Captain Man.

Nee ner, nee ner, nee ner. >> Yes, Captain Man. [ crowd gasps ]

>> Yes, Captain Man. [ crowd gasps ] Kid Danger here.

[ crowd gasps ] Kid Danger here. I assume all is well.

Kid Danger here. I assume all is well. >> Nope.

I assume all is well. >> Nope. There is a big emergency

>> Nope. There is a big emergency at the blah dee, bloo dee boo.

There is a big emergency at the blah dee, bloo dee boo. >> Uh-oh.

at the blah dee, bloo dee boo. >> Uh-oh. What's the emergency?

>> Uh-oh. What's the emergency? >> A blah, blah, blah.

What's the emergency? >> A blah, blah, blah. Oh, my pants are wet.

>> A blah, blah, blah. Oh, my pants are wet. A dog vomited on my shoe.

Oh, my pants are wet. A dog vomited on my shoe. [ blows zerbert ]

>> All right. I'll get there as fast as I can. [ crowd groans ]

>> [ gibberish ] Poopi noopi doopi joopi.

>> What's wrong? >> [ sighs ] I'm so sorry, but there's an emergency

>> [ sighs ] I'm so sorry, but there's an emergency and Captain Man needs me,

but there's an emergency and Captain Man needs me, so I got to leave.

and Captain Man needs me, so I got to leave. [ crowd groans ]

so I got to leave. [ crowd groans ] >> No you don't.

[ crowd groans ] >> No you don't. >> Chief Sullivan,

>> No you don't. >> Chief Sullivan, what are you doing--

>> Chief Sullivan, what are you doing-- >> As the police chief

what are you doing-- >> As the police chief of Swellview,

>> As the police chief of Swellview, and as one of your chaperones

of Swellview, and as one of your chaperones here at the Meat Ball,

and as one of your chaperones here at the Meat Ball, I say you deserve

here at the Meat Ball, I say you deserve to stay right here

I say you deserve to stay right here and party with us all night.

to stay right here and party with us all night. [ cheering ]

and party with us all night. [ cheering ] >> That's really nice,

[ cheering ] >> That's really nice, but Captain Man needs me.

>> That's really nice, but Captain Man needs me. >> Which is why I'm going

but Captain Man needs me. >> Which is why I'm going to send every police officer

>> Which is why I'm going to send every police officer in Swellview to assist him

to send every police officer in Swellview to assist him right now.

in Swellview to assist him right now. [ crowd oohs ]

right now. [ crowd oohs ] And that means...

[ crowd oohs ] And that means... He can stay.

And that means... He can stay. >> [ crowd ] He can stay.

He can stay. >> [ crowd ] He can stay. He can stay.

>> [ crowd ] He can stay. He can stay. He can stay.

He can stay. He can stay. >> Yay, you can

He can stay. >> Yay, you can stay here with me.

>> Yay, you can stay here with me. >> [ crowd ] He can stay.

stay here with me. >> [ crowd ] He can stay. >> Yay.

>> [ crowd ] He can stay. >> Yay. >> [ crowd ] He can stay.

>> Yay. >> [ crowd ] He can stay. He can stay.

>> [ crowd ] He can stay. He can stay. He can stay.

He can stay. He can stay. >> And yay.

He can stay. >> And yay. >> [ crowd ] He can stay.

>> And yay. >> [ crowd ] He can stay. He can stay.

>> [ crowd ] He can stay. He can stay. He can stay.

He can stay. He can stay. He can stay.

>> Hello, Miss. I need to talk to you. >> Hang on.

I need to talk to you. >> Hang on. David's telling me a funny story

>> Hang on. David's telling me a funny story about the time he got stuck

David's telling me a funny story about the time he got stuck on a Ferris wheel.

about the time he got stuck on a Ferris wheel. Go ahead, David.

>> I have a big problem. >> Yeah, I told you, if you tried to bring

>> Yeah, I told you, if you tried to bring two different girls

if you tried to bring two different girls to this Meat Ball,

two different girls to this Meat Ball, something was going to go wrong.

to this Meat Ball, something was going to go wrong. >> Well, it did.

something was going to go wrong. >> Well, it did. >> Dur.

>> Well, it did. >> Dur. >> This is not a time

>> Dur. >> This is not a time to "dur" at me.

>> This is not a time to "dur" at me. >> Where's Chloe now?

to "dur" at me. >> Where's Chloe now? >> Jasper took her over there

>> Where's Chloe now? >> Jasper took her over there to show her

>> Jasper took her over there to show her how to bob for meatballs.

to show her how to bob for meatballs. >> And then you bend over,

how to bob for meatballs. >> And then you bend over, stick your face in the tub,

>> And then you bend over, stick your face in the tub, and try to get

stick your face in the tub, and try to get a meatball in your mouth.

and try to get a meatball in your mouth. >> And if you succeed, you win

a meatball in your mouth. >> And if you succeed, you win one of these fabulous prizes.

>> And if you succeed, you win one of these fabulous prizes. >> Aw, look at that stuffed cow.

one of these fabulous prizes. >> Aw, look at that stuffed cow. >> You like that stuffed cow?

>> Aw, look at that stuffed cow. >> You like that stuffed cow? >> Uh...

>> You like that stuffed cow? >> Uh... >> Then I swear I'm going

>> Uh... >> Then I swear I'm going to win it for you.

>> Then I swear I'm going to win it for you. Can I go next?

to win it for you. Can I go next? >> You can

Can I go next? >> You can if you give me a dollar.

>> I really don't care.

>> Come on, Bianca's over there wondering where Henry is, and she's probably

wondering where Henry is, and she's probably starting to hate me.

and she's probably starting to hate me. So will you please

starting to hate me. So will you please tell me what to do?

So will you please tell me what to do? >> Well, if I remember

tell me what to do? >> Well, if I remember my bad television correctly...

>> Well, if I remember my bad television correctly... >> Yeah?

my bad television correctly... >> Yeah? >> You should give Chloe

>> Yeah? >> You should give Chloe some excuse,

>> You should give Chloe some excuse, then leave for a minute.

some excuse, then leave for a minute. >> Okay.

then leave for a minute. >> Okay. >> Then change back

>> Okay. >> Then change back into your Henry self

>> Then change back into your Henry self and find Bianca.

into your Henry self and find Bianca. >> Yeah.

and find Bianca. >> Yeah. Then just keep switching

>> Yeah. Then just keep switching back and forth

Then just keep switching back and forth between Kid Danger and Henry

back and forth between Kid Danger and Henry for the rest of the party.

between Kid Danger and Henry for the rest of the party. >> And that'll work?

for the rest of the party. >> And that'll work? >> No.

>> And that'll work? >> No. >> What? Why not?

>> No. >> What? Why not? >> Because it's never worked

>> What? Why not? >> Because it's never worked on any of the bad TV shows

>> Because it's never worked on any of the bad TV shows I've ever seen.

on any of the bad TV shows I've ever seen. >> Okay, you need to start

I've ever seen. >> Okay, you need to start watching better television.

>> Okay, you need to start watching better television. >> Hey, Charlotte.

watching better television. >> Hey, Charlotte. Do you have any idea

>> Hey, Charlotte. Do you have any idea where Henry is?

Do you have any idea where Henry is? He's over an hour late.

where Henry is? He's over an hour late. >> No, sorry.

He's over an hour late. >> No, sorry. But maybe Kid Danger

>> No, sorry. But maybe Kid Danger should go search the school

But maybe Kid Danger should go search the school and see if he can find Henry.

>> Yes, I should. I'll go see if I can find this Henry guy for you.

I'll go see if I can find this Henry guy for you. >> But you don't know

this Henry guy for you. >> But you don't know what he looks like.

>> But you don't know what he looks like. >> That is true.

what he looks like. >> That is true. >> So I'll go with you.

>> That is true. >> So I'll go with you. >> Great. No.

>> So I'll go with you. >> Great. No. I mean...

>> Great. No. I mean... I mean, you can't because I--

I mean... I mean, you can't because I-- >> Hey, guys, what goes on?

I mean, you can't because I-- >> Hey, guys, what goes on? >> Mm.

>> Hey, guys, what goes on? >> Mm. >> Henry is missing,

>> Mm. >> Henry is missing, so Kid Danger and I

>> Henry is missing, so Kid Danger and I are going to go look for him.

so Kid Danger and I are going to go look for him. >> Oh, well, I'll come

are going to go look for him. >> Oh, well, I'll come with you guys.

>> Oh, well, I'll come with you guys. >> No.

with you guys. >> No. I mean, thank you.

>> No. I mean, thank you. Oh.

I mean, thank you. Oh. >> I said don't do it.

>> Henry? Henry, are you here? Henry?

Henry, are you here? Henry? Well, he doesn't seem

Henry? Well, he doesn't seem to be here, so why don't you two

Well, he doesn't seem to be here, so why don't you two give up and walk away?

to be here, so why don't you two give up and walk away? >> Here.

give up and walk away? >> Here. I'll try calling him again.

>> Here. I'll try calling him again. >> No.

I'll try calling him again. >> No. >> Why not?

>> No. >> Why not? >> Because...

>> Why not? >> Because... Oh my god.

>> Because... Oh my god. >> Why did you just scream?

Oh my god. >> Why did you just scream? >> Quick, into the closet.

>> Why did you just scream? >> Quick, into the closet. [ all talking at once ]

>> Hey, this is weird!

>> Hey, what's wrong with you? >> Let us out! >> Uh...

>> Let us out! >> Uh... I can't because

>> Uh... I can't because there's a very bad guy out here.

I can't because there's a very bad guy out here. >> Who?

there's a very bad guy out here. >> Who? >> [ lowered voice ]

>> Who? >> [ lowered voice ] That's it, Kid Danger,

>> [ lowered voice ] That's it, Kid Danger, you're done.

That's it, Kid Danger, you're done. [ higher voice ] I'm not done.

you're done. [ higher voice ] I'm not done. You're done.

[ higher voice ] I'm not done. You're done. [ screaming ]

You're done. [ screaming ] [ grunting ]

[ screaming ] [ grunting ] Quit it! Die!

[ grunting ] Quit it! Die! You're going to pay for that!

Quit it! Die! You're going to pay for that! [ grunting ]

You're going to pay for that! [ grunting ] >> Kid Danger, are you okay?

[ grunting ] >> Kid Danger, are you okay? >> Hello?

>> Kid Danger, are you okay? >> Hello? >> Aah.

>> Hello? >> Aah. >> Jeez, kid,

>> Aah. >> Jeez, kid, you can't get one meatball?

>> Jeez, kid, you can't get one meatball? >> Why does the water

you can't get one meatball? >> Why does the water have to be boiling?

>> Why does the water have to be boiling? >> To keep the meatballs warm.

have to be boiling? >> To keep the meatballs warm. Go again.

>> So, you were at the top of the Ferris wheel?

Is that necessary?

>> I did a bad thing. >> Aw, man, what now? >> I panicked, so I threw Chloe

>> Aw, man, what now? >> I panicked, so I threw Chloe and Bianca in the closet

>> I panicked, so I threw Chloe and Bianca in the closet and locked them inside.

and Bianca in the closet and locked them inside. >> Are they alive?

and locked them inside. >> Are they alive? >> Yes.

>> Are they alive? >> Yes. I told them

>> Yes. I told them I was protecting them

I told them I was protecting them from some evil villain

I was protecting them from some evil villain so I could buy some time.

from some evil villain so I could buy some time. >> Well, did you take

so I could buy some time. >> Well, did you take their cell phones

>> Well, did you take their cell phones away from them?

their cell phones away from them? >> No, why?

away from them? >> No, why? >> Because if they think

>> No, why? >> Because if they think that you, Kid Danger,

>> Because if they think that you, Kid Danger, are in a fight

that you, Kid Danger, are in a fight with some evil guy,

are in a fight with some evil guy, what do you think

with some evil guy, what do you think they're going to do?

what do you think they're going to do? >> Pray to the lord?

they're going to do? >> Pray to the lord? >> No.

>> Pray to the lord? >> No. They're going

>> No. They're going to call Captain Man

They're going to call Captain Man and then Ray's going to think

to call Captain Man and then Ray's going to think there's some real bad guy here

and then Ray's going to think there's some real bad guy here trying to hurt you.

there's some real bad guy here trying to hurt you. >> I got to go get their phones.

trying to hurt you. >> I got to go get their phones. Wait.

>> I got to go get their phones. Wait. I can't go get their phones.

Wait. I can't go get their phones. >> Why not?

I can't go get their phones. >> Why not? >> Because if they see me

>> Why not? >> Because if they see me they'll know I'm not fighting

>> Because if they see me they'll know I'm not fighting some bad guy.

they'll know I'm not fighting some bad guy. >> Okay, then,

some bad guy. >> Okay, then, go to the drama room.

>> Okay, then, go to the drama room. >> The drama room, okay,

go to the drama room. >> The drama room, okay, then what?

>> The drama room, okay, then what? >> Then find some disguise

then what? >> Then find some disguise that makes you look like

>> Then find some disguise that makes you look like an evil bad guy.

that makes you look like an evil bad guy. >> Evil disguise. I got it.

an evil bad guy. >> Evil disguise. I got it. Then what?

>> Evil disguise. I got it. Then what? >> Then as the bad guy,

Then what? >> Then as the bad guy, go open the closet

>> Then as the bad guy, go open the closet and take their phones.

go open the closet and take their phones. Take their phones.

and take their phones. Take their phones. Okay.

Take their phones. Okay. Then what?

>> Never ask me the question "then what" ever again. >> Understood.

Aah! Get away from the door! [ screaming ]

Give me your phones or I will destroy you! >> Get away from us.

or I will destroy you! >> Get away from us. >> Or maybe I'll destroy you.

>> Get away from us. >> Or maybe I'll destroy you. >> Oh, jeez.

>> Or maybe I'll destroy you. >> Oh, jeez. >> Captain Man.

>> Oh, jeez. >> Captain Man. >> Thank god.

>> Captain Man. >> Thank god. >> Now, I don't know

>> Thank god. >> Now, I don't know who you are, but if you're done

>> Now, I don't know who you are, but if you're done terrorizing these teenage girls,

who you are, but if you're done terrorizing these teenage girls, I'm going to rip you apart.

terrorizing these teenage girls, I'm going to rip you apart. >> Yeah.

I'm going to rip you apart. >> Yeah. >> Get him, Captain Man.

>> Yeah. >> Get him, Captain Man. >> No need to get me.

>> Get him, Captain Man. >> No need to get me. I give up.

>> No need to get me. I give up. >> I'm going to beat you

I give up. >> I'm going to beat you until your mama feels it.

>> I'm going to beat you until your mama feels it. >> But this was

until your mama feels it. >> But this was just a misunderstanding.

>> But this was just a misunderstanding. >> Then tell me

just a misunderstanding. >> Then tell me where Kid Danger is.

>> Then tell me where Kid Danger is. >> Uh, that's kind of

where Kid Danger is. >> Uh, that's kind of a long story.

>> Uh, that's kind of a long story. Oh, oh, oh, darn, I'm urinating.

a long story. Oh, oh, oh, darn, I'm urinating. >> What? Ew.

>> You girls stay here. All right, you diseased piece of--

All right, you diseased piece of-- Henry?

you diseased piece of-- Henry? >> Shh.

Henry? >> Shh. >> What are you doing?

>> Shh. >> What are you doing? >> The stupid plan

>> What are you doing? >> The stupid plan did not work.

>> The stupid plan did not work. >> Really?

did not work. >> Really? See, that surprises me

>> Really? See, that surprises me because I thought--

See, that surprises me because I thought-- >> Be quiet.

because I thought-- >> Be quiet. Just get me away

>> Be quiet. Just get me away from Bianca and Chloe

Just get me away from Bianca and Chloe so I can come back here as Henry

from Bianca and Chloe so I can come back here as Henry before Bianca hates me forever.

I'm defeated. You've won. >> That's right.

You've won. >> That's right. Okay, girls.

>> That's right. Okay, girls. I'm going to take this piece

Okay, girls. I'm going to take this piece of garbage out of here

I'm going to take this piece of garbage out of here and spank him until he tells me

of garbage out of here and spank him until he tells me where Kid Danger is.

and spank him until he tells me where Kid Danger is. >> Yeah, come on, let's go.

>> Wow. >> You know, I'm going to go back to the party.

>> You know, I'm going to go back to the party. >> Okay.

to go back to the party. >> Okay. I'm going to try Henry again.

>> Okay. I'm going to try Henry again. >> Good luck.

I'm going to try Henry again. >> Good luck. >> Thanks.

[ phone ringing ]

>> Sorry I'm late. Wow. You look fantastic. >> Where have you been?

Wow. You look fantastic. >> Where have you been? >> Well, actually, I got here,

>> Where have you been? >> Well, actually, I got here, like, two hours ago,

>> Well, actually, I got here, like, two hours ago, but then this weird guy

like, two hours ago, but then this weird guy wearing striped pants and a mask

but then this weird guy wearing striped pants and a mask jumped me in the parking lot.

wearing striped pants and a mask jumped me in the parking lot. >> Oh my god, that's the guy

jumped me in the parking lot. >> Oh my god, that's the guy who beat up Kid Danger

>> Oh my god, that's the guy who beat up Kid Danger while Chloe and I were locked

who beat up Kid Danger while Chloe and I were locked in that closet.

while Chloe and I were locked in that closet. >> What?

in that closet. >> What? >> Yeah.

>> What? >> Yeah. Captain Man just took him away.

>> Yeah. Captain Man just took him away. >> Aw, man, I missed it?

Captain Man just took him away. >> Aw, man, I missed it? >> Well...

>> Aw, man, I missed it? >> Well... I'm just glad you're okay.

>> Well... I'm just glad you're okay. >> Thanks.

I'm just glad you're okay. >> Thanks. >> So...

>> Thanks. >> So... what do you want to do?

>> So... what do you want to do? >> I want to go to a party

what do you want to do? >> I want to go to a party with a beautiful girl...

>> I want to go to a party with a beautiful girl... and have some meat.

>> Chloe!

Chloe!

I won you the cow!

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