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>> HEY. HOW DID IT GO?

>> OH, MAN, IT WAS INSANE.

>> IT WAS NUTS.

>> WELL, TELL ME.

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> OKAY.

THE NEWS HELICOPTER WAS FLYING

AROUND OVER SWELLVIEW,

JUST GOING IN CIRCLES.

>> BECAUSE THE HELICOPTER PILOT

FELL ASLEEP AT THE CONTROLS.

>> AND DID YOU GUYS FIGURE OUT

A WAY TO WAKE HIM UP?

>> NO.

WE JUST WATCHED THE HELICOPTER

FLY AROUND IN CIRCLES.

>> UNTIL IT RAN OUT OF GAS

AND FELL RIGHT DOWN

INTO THE JANDY RIVER.

>> AND YOU GUYS

DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?

>> I GOT VIDEO OF IT GOING DOWN.

>> WHAT ABOUT THE PILOT?

WAS HE HURT?

>> NO. JUST WET.

>> SO VERY WET.

[ TEXT MESSAGE ALERT ]

>> UGH.

ANOTHER TEXT FROM JASPER.

THAT'S 11 TEXTS

IN THE LAST HOUR.

>> I GOT NINE.

>> MAN, WHAT'S UP

WITH THAT JASPER KID?

DOESN'T HE HAVE

ANY OTHER FRIENDS?

>> WELL, YEAH,

BUT NOT THE KIND YOU'D BE,

YOU KNOW, PROUD OF.

>> WE'RE HIS BEST FRIENDS.

BUT NOW BECAUSE WE WORK FOR YOU,

WE END UP HAVING TO LEAVE HIM

ALONE ALL THE TIME.

>> I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HIM.

>> YEAH.

YOU GUYS HUNGRY?

WHO WANTS GREEK FOOD?

>> RAY, WE JUST TOLD YOU

ABOUT A REAL PROBLEM

WE HAVE WITH OUR FRIEND.

>> AND ALL YOU CAN SAY

IS WHO WANTS GREEK FOOD?

>> ALL: MM. >> MAN, I LOVE THESE "JYE-ROSE." THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT, YOU KNOW,

>> MAN, I LOVE THESE "JYE-ROSE." THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT, YOU KNOW, "JYE-ROSE."

THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT, YOU KNOW, "JYE-ROSE." YOU TRY.

"JYE-ROSE." YOU TRY. >> BOTH: JYE-ROSE.

YOU TRY. >> BOTH: JYE-ROSE. >> PERFECT.

>> BOTH: JYE-ROSE. >> PERFECT. >> HEY, SO BACK TO OUR PROBLEM

>> PERFECT. >> HEY, SO BACK TO OUR PROBLEM WITH JASPER.

>> HEY, SO BACK TO OUR PROBLEM WITH JASPER. >> [ GROANS ]

WITH JASPER. >> [ GROANS ] >> DON'T GROAN.

>> [ GROANS ] >> DON'T GROAN. HE'S OUR FRIEND.

>> DON'T GROAN. HE'S OUR FRIEND. >> YEAH, AND IT'S NOT COOL

HE'S OUR FRIEND. >> YEAH, AND IT'S NOT COOL HOW WE ALWAYS

>> YEAH, AND IT'S NOT COOL HOW WE ALWAYS HAVE TO LIE TO HIM

HOW WE ALWAYS HAVE TO LIE TO HIM AND LEAVE HIM ALL ALONE

HAVE TO LIE TO HIM AND LEAVE HIM ALL ALONE WHEN YOU NEED US AT WORK.

AND LEAVE HIM ALL ALONE WHEN YOU NEED US AT WORK. >> OKAY.

WHEN YOU NEED US AT WORK. >> OKAY. HERE'S AN IDEA.

>> OKAY. HERE'S AN IDEA. >> WHAT?

HERE'S AN IDEA. >> WHAT? >> WHAT YOU GOT?

>> WHAT? >> WHAT YOU GOT? >> ONE NIGHT SOON,

>> WHAT YOU GOT? >> ONE NIGHT SOON, WE GO TO JASPER'S HOUSE...

>> ONE NIGHT SOON, WE GO TO JASPER'S HOUSE... >> MM-HMM.

WE GO TO JASPER'S HOUSE... >> MM-HMM. >> WE SNEAK INTO HIS ROOM...

>> MM-HMM. >> WE SNEAK INTO HIS ROOM... >> MM-HMM.

>> WE SNEAK INTO HIS ROOM... >> MM-HMM. >> YEAH.

>> MM-HMM. >> YEAH. >> AND WE BRAIN WIPE HIS MEMORY

>> YEAH. >> AND WE BRAIN WIPE HIS MEMORY SO HE DOESN'T REMEMBER

>> AND WE BRAIN WIPE HIS MEMORY SO HE DOESN'T REMEMBER EITHER ONE OF YOU.

SO HE DOESN'T REMEMBER EITHER ONE OF YOU. >> WHAT?

EITHER ONE OF YOU. >> WHAT? >> NO.

>> WHAT? >> NO. >> FRIENDS DON'T WIPE

>> NO. >> FRIENDS DON'T WIPE FRIENDS' BRAINS.

>> FRIENDS DON'T WIPE FRIENDS' BRAINS. >> YEAH, YEAH.

FRIENDS' BRAINS. >> YEAH, YEAH. PASS THE LAMB BALLS.

>> YEAH, YEAH. PASS THE LAMB BALLS. >> FINE.

PASS THE LAMB BALLS. >> FINE. POOR LAMB.

>> FINE. POOR LAMB. >> ANYWAY, I GOT A BETTER IDEA.

POOR LAMB. >> ANYWAY, I GOT A BETTER IDEA. >> WHAT?

>> ANYWAY, I GOT A BETTER IDEA. >> WHAT? >> I SAY THAT WE JUST

>> WHAT? >> I SAY THAT WE JUST TELL JASPER THAT I'M KID DANGER.

>> I SAY THAT WE JUST TELL JASPER THAT I'M KID DANGER. >> THAT WAS CHARMING.

TELL JASPER THAT I'M KID DANGER. >> THAT WAS CHARMING. >> NO. NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, SIR.

>> THAT WAS CHARMING. >> NO. NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, SIR. >> OH, WHY NOT?

>> NO. NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, SIR. >> OH, WHY NOT? WHAT'S THE WORST THING

>> OH, WHY NOT? WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? >> THE WORST THING

THAT COULD HAPPEN? >> THE WORST THING IS IF JASPER BLABS IT

>> THE WORST THING IS IF JASPER BLABS IT ALL OVER THE PLACE,

IS IF JASPER BLABS IT ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND THEN EVERYONE IN THE WORLD

ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND THEN EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS HENRY'S KID DANGER,

AND THEN EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS HENRY'S KID DANGER, AND THEN BAD GUYS FOLLOW HIM

KNOWS HENRY'S KID DANGER, AND THEN BAD GUYS FOLLOW HIM AND FIND OUT HE WORKS HERE,

AND THEN BAD GUYS FOLLOW HIM AND FIND OUT HE WORKS HERE, SO THEN THEY KNOW HOW

AND FIND OUT HE WORKS HERE, SO THEN THEY KNOW HOW TO FIND BOTH OF US,

SO THEN THEY KNOW HOW TO FIND BOTH OF US, SO THEN THEY COULD JUST BLOW UP

TO FIND BOTH OF US, SO THEN THEY COULD JUST BLOW UP THIS WHOLE PLACE, AND THEN

SO THEN THEY COULD JUST BLOW UP THIS WHOLE PLACE, AND THEN THEY COULD ALSO FIGURE OUT

THIS WHOLE PLACE, AND THEN THEY COULD ALSO FIGURE OUT WHERE HENRY'S HOUSE IS,

THEY COULD ALSO FIGURE OUT WHERE HENRY'S HOUSE IS, WHICH PUTS HIM

WHERE HENRY'S HOUSE IS, WHICH PUTS HIM AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY

WHICH PUTS HIM AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY IN MAJOR DANGER.

AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY IN MAJOR DANGER. >> OKAY, BUT OTHER THAN THAT?

IN MAJOR DANGER. >> OKAY, BUT OTHER THAN THAT? >> NOBODY IS GOING

>> OKAY, BUT OTHER THAN THAT? >> NOBODY IS GOING TO TELL JASPER OR ANYONE ELSE

>> NOBODY IS GOING TO TELL JASPER OR ANYONE ELSE THAT HENRY'S KID DANGER.

TO TELL JASPER OR ANYONE ELSE THAT HENRY'S KID DANGER. >> COME ON, WHAT IF I PROMISE

THAT HENRY'S KID DANGER. >> COME ON, WHAT IF I PROMISE YOU HE'LL KEEP THE SECRET?

>> COME ON, WHAT IF I PROMISE YOU HE'LL KEEP THE SECRET? >> YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT.

YOU HE'LL KEEP THE SECRET? >> YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT. >> ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T WE JUST

>> ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T WE JUST TEST JASPER AND SEE?

WHY DON'T WE JUST TEST JASPER AND SEE? >> YES.

TEST JASPER AND SEE? >> YES. GOOD.

>> YES. GOOD. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS

GOOD. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? >> WE'LL MAKE UP

TALKING ABOUT? >> WE'LL MAKE UP SOME BIG OLD JUICY SECRET.

>> WE'LL MAKE UP SOME BIG OLD JUICY SECRET. >> UGH.

SOME BIG OLD JUICY SECRET. >> UGH. >> AND THEN IF HE KEEPS

>> UGH. >> AND THEN IF HE KEEPS THAT SECRET FOR A WEEK,

>> AND THEN IF HE KEEPS THAT SECRET FOR A WEEK, WE KNOW WE CAN TRUST HIM.

THAT SECRET FOR A WEEK, WE KNOW WE CAN TRUST HIM. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WE KNOW WE CAN TRUST HIM. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> OKAY.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> OKAY. BUT I GET

>> OKAY. BUT I GET TO PICK THE FAKE SECRET.

BUT I GET TO PICK THE FAKE SECRET. >> SURE.

TO PICK THE FAKE SECRET. >> SURE. >> DONE DEAL, MAN.

>> SURE. >> DONE DEAL, MAN. >> OKAY THEN.

>> DONE DEAL, MAN. >> OKAY THEN. >> SO, WHAT SECRET

>> OKAY THEN. >> SO, WHAT SECRET DO YOU WANT US TO TELL HIM?

>> SO, WHAT SECRET DO YOU WANT US TO TELL HIM? >> THAT YOU AND HENRY

DO YOU WANT US TO TELL HIM? >> THAT YOU AND HENRY ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.

>> THAT YOU AND HENRY ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. >> BOTH: EW.

ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. >> BOTH: EW. HEY.

>> BOTH: EW. HEY. >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.

HEY. >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS

>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.

>> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.

AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT,

>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.

>> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH!

HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE

AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET

>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.

AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT

>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.

NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME...

THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...

WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME.

>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN!

>> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN! >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.

>> CAPTAIN MAN! >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT

>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO

IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.

BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP.

IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.

>> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART...

>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER

>> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE...

>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S

TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.

>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE.

SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.

>> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME.

>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. >> FEELS GOOD.

>> CALL IT.

>> UP THE TUBE!

OH, MY BOOT.

>> HA!

>> OKAY.

AND YOU SAY THIS HAPPENS

EVERY MORNING?

>> YEAH.

I JUST WALK BY AND THE DOG

RUNS UP TO ME,

BARKING REALLY LOUD,

AND HE TRIES TO BITE ME.

>> AND HOW DOES THAT

MAKE YOU FEEL?

>> ANXIOUS? FREAKED OUT?

SOMETIMES PEE RUNS DOWN MY LEG.

>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S TRY SOMETHING. >> WHAT?

LET'S TRY SOMETHING. >> WHAT? >> I'M GOING TO PRETEND

>> WHAT? >> I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO BE YOU.

>> I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO BE YOU. YOU PRETEND TO BE THE DOG.

TO BE YOU. YOU PRETEND TO BE THE DOG. NOW, BARK AT ME

YOU PRETEND TO BE THE DOG. NOW, BARK AT ME LIKE HE BARKS AT YOU.

NOW, BARK AT ME LIKE HE BARKS AT YOU. >> OKAY.

LIKE HE BARKS AT YOU. >> OKAY. WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.

>> OKAY. WOOF, WOOF, WOOF. WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.

WOOF, WOOF, WOOF. WOOF, WOOF, WOOF. >> BAD DOG. BAD DOG.

WOOF, WOOF, WOOF. >> BAD DOG. BAD DOG. BAD DOG. BAD DOG.

>> BAD DOG. BAD DOG. BAD DOG. BAD DOG. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

BAD DOG. BAD DOG. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY. YOU SPANKED ME.

I'M SORRY. YOU SPANKED ME. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU SPANKED ME. >> THAT'S RIGHT. IN LIFE SOMETIMES YOU GOT

>> THAT'S RIGHT. IN LIFE SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO JUST FACE YOUR FEARS,

IN LIFE SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO JUST FACE YOUR FEARS, THROW THEM OVER YOUR LAP,

TO JUST FACE YOUR FEARS, THROW THEM OVER YOUR LAP, AND SPANK THEM

THROW THEM OVER YOUR LAP, AND SPANK THEM LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB.

AND SPANK THEM LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB. >> YEAH.

LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB. >> YEAH. WHATEVER YOU SAY.

>> YEAH. WHATEVER YOU SAY. >> GOOD.

WHATEVER YOU SAY. >> GOOD. I'LL NEED $20.

>> GOOD. I'LL NEED $20. >> TWENTY?

I'LL NEED $20. >> TWENTY? I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE

>> TWENTY? I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A LOT LESS THAN 20--

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A LOT LESS THAN 20-- >> AH.

A LOT LESS THAN 20-- >> AH. >> OKAY, OKAY.

>> AH. >> OKAY, OKAY. >> SPANK YOU LATER.

>> OKAY, OKAY. >> SPANK YOU LATER. >> AH, JEEZ.

>> SPANK YOU LATER. >> AH, JEEZ. >> PIPER, ARE YOU SPANKING

>> AH, JEEZ. >> PIPER, ARE YOU SPANKING YOUR FRIENDS FOR MONEY?

>> PIPER, ARE YOU SPANKING YOUR FRIENDS FOR MONEY? >> NAH, THAT KID'S

YOUR FRIENDS FOR MONEY? >> NAH, THAT KID'S NOT MY FRIEND.

>> NAH, THAT KID'S NOT MY FRIEND. I'M A LIFE COACH.

NOT MY FRIEND. I'M A LIFE COACH. >> WHAT IS A LIFE COACH?

I'M A LIFE COACH. >> WHAT IS A LIFE COACH? >> [ SIGHS ]

>> WHAT IS A LIFE COACH? >> [ SIGHS ] WHEN PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS

>> [ SIGHS ] WHEN PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS IN LIFE, THEY COME TO ME.

WHEN PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS IN LIFE, THEY COME TO ME. I GIVE THEM GOOD ADVICE.

IN LIFE, THEY COME TO ME. I GIVE THEM GOOD ADVICE. THEN THEY GIVE ME MONEY.

I GIVE THEM GOOD ADVICE. THEN THEY GIVE ME MONEY. >> EH, I DON'T THINK

THEN THEY GIVE ME MONEY. >> EH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.

>> EH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. >> WOW, DAD.

THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. >> WOW, DAD. THAT'S PRETTY NEGATIVE.

>> WOW, DAD. THAT'S PRETTY NEGATIVE. >> OH.

THAT'S PRETTY NEGATIVE. >> OH. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE.

>> OH. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE. >> WHAT WE MEAN TO BE

I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE. >> WHAT WE MEAN TO BE DOESN'T MATTER.

>> WHAT WE MEAN TO BE DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S WHAT WE DO BE.

DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S WHAT WE DO BE. >> OH.

IT'S WHAT WE DO BE. >> OH. HEY.

>> OH. HEY. WHY DO YOU THINK I GET

HEY. WHY DO YOU THINK I GET SO NERVOUS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?

WHY DO YOU THINK I GET SO NERVOUS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS? >> WELL, THERE COULD BE

SO NERVOUS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS? >> WELL, THERE COULD BE A LOT OF REASONS FOR...

>> WELL, THERE COULD BE A LOT OF REASONS FOR... HEY, WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAND?

A LOT OF REASONS FOR... HEY, WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAND? >> OH, I BOUGHT THIS

HEY, WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAND? >> OH, I BOUGHT THIS FOR YOUR MOM TO PROTECT HER

>> OH, I BOUGHT THIS FOR YOUR MOM TO PROTECT HER WHEN SHE'S OUT AT NIGHT ALONE.

FOR YOUR MOM TO PROTECT HER WHEN SHE'S OUT AT NIGHT ALONE. SEE, IF A BAD PERSON

WHEN SHE'S OUT AT NIGHT ALONE. SEE, IF A BAD PERSON BOTHERS HER,

SEE, IF A BAD PERSON BOTHERS HER, SHE JUST TOUCHES THIS

BOTHERS HER, SHE JUST TOUCHES THIS TO HIM AND...

SHE JUST TOUCHES THIS TO HIM AND... [ ZAPPING ]

TO HIM AND... [ ZAPPING ] >> COOL.

[ ZAPPING ] >> COOL. IS IT DEADLY?

>> COOL. IS IT DEADLY? >> NO, NO, NO.

IS IT DEADLY? >> NO, NO, NO. IT DOESN'T CAUSE

>> NO, NO, NO. IT DOESN'T CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE.

IT DOESN'T CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE. >> OH.

PERMANENT DAMAGE. >> OH. >> BUT IT'S EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

>> OH. >> BUT IT'S EXTREMELY PAINFUL. >> OH.

>> BUT IT'S EXTREMELY PAINFUL. >> OH. >> OKAY, WHO'S GOING TO START?

>> OH. >> OKAY, WHO'S GOING TO START? >> YOU START.

>> OKAY, WHO'S GOING TO START? >> YOU START. >> NO, YOU START.

>> YOU START. >> NO, YOU START. >> I DON'T WANT TO START.

>> NO, YOU START. >> I DON'T WANT TO START. >> IT'S MY HOUSE,

>> I DON'T WANT TO START. >> IT'S MY HOUSE, I MAKE THE RULES.

>> IT'S MY HOUSE, I MAKE THE RULES. >> WELL, WHY'D YOU ASK ME

I MAKE THE RULES. >> WELL, WHY'D YOU ASK ME WHO'S GOING TO START

>> WELL, WHY'D YOU ASK ME WHO'S GOING TO START IF YOU KNEW

WHO'S GOING TO START IF YOU KNEW YOU WANTED ME TO START?

IF YOU KNEW YOU WANTED ME TO START? >> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YOU WANTED ME TO START? >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? [ TALKING AT ONCE ]

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS? [ TALKING AT ONCE ] >> HEY, GUYS!

[ TALKING AT ONCE ] >> HEY, GUYS! >> OH, HEY, JASPER.

>> HEY, GUYS! >> OH, HEY, JASPER. >> HI THERE, JASPER.

>> OH, HEY, JASPER. >> HI THERE, JASPER. >> SO, WHY'D YOU GUYS

>> HI THERE, JASPER. >> SO, WHY'D YOU GUYS INVITE ME TO DINNER?

>> SO, WHY'D YOU GUYS INVITE ME TO DINNER? >> PFFTT.

INVITE ME TO DINNER? >> PFFTT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHY"?

>> PFFTT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHY"? >> FRIENDS DON'T NEED A REASON

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHY"? >> FRIENDS DON'T NEED A REASON TO INVITE A FRIEND FOR DINNER,

>> FRIENDS DON'T NEED A REASON TO INVITE A FRIEND FOR DINNER, RIGHT?

TO INVITE A FRIEND FOR DINNER, RIGHT? >> I GUESS.

RIGHT? >> I GUESS. >> ALTHOUGH WE DO HAVE A REASON.

>> I GUESS. >> ALTHOUGH WE DO HAVE A REASON. >> THERE IS A REASON.

>> ALTHOUGH WE DO HAVE A REASON. >> THERE IS A REASON. >> BUT FIRST, DID YOU SEE

>> THERE IS A REASON. >> BUT FIRST, DID YOU SEE WE MADE YOUR FAVORITE DINNER?

>> BUT FIRST, DID YOU SEE WE MADE YOUR FAVORITE DINNER? >> [ GASPS ]

WE MADE YOUR FAVORITE DINNER? >> [ GASPS ] FISH STICKS AND PEAS.

>> [ GASPS ] FISH STICKS AND PEAS. >> YEAH. SIT DOWN.

FISH STICKS AND PEAS. >> YEAH. SIT DOWN. >> SO, WE HAVE SOMETHING

>> YEAH. SIT DOWN. >> SO, WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT WE KIND OF WANT

>> SO, WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT WE KIND OF WANT TO TELL YOU.

THAT WE KIND OF WANT TO TELL YOU. BUT FIRST, YOU HAVE TO PROMISE,

TO TELL YOU. BUT FIRST, YOU HAVE TO PROMISE, YOU GOT TO SWEAR THAT

BUT FIRST, YOU HAVE TO PROMISE, YOU GOT TO SWEAR THAT YOU'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE

YOU GOT TO SWEAR THAT YOU'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE THIS SECRET.

YOU'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE THIS SECRET. >> NO WORRIES.

THIS SECRET. >> NO WORRIES. I CAN KEEP A SECRET.

>> NO WORRIES. I CAN KEEP A SECRET. >> CAN YOU?

I CAN KEEP A SECRET. >> CAN YOU? >> YEAH.

>> CAN YOU? >> YEAH. I NEVER TOLD CHARLOTTE

>> YEAH. I NEVER TOLD CHARLOTTE YOU WERE THE ONE

I NEVER TOLD CHARLOTTE YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED HER GOLDFISH.

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED HER GOLDFISH. >> WHAT?

WHO KILLED HER GOLDFISH. >> WHAT? >> YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

>> WHAT? >> YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. >> YOU KILLED NEMO?

>> YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. >> YOU KILLED NEMO? >> WE'RE GETTING

>> YOU KILLED NEMO? >> WE'RE GETTING OFF TRACK HERE.

>> WE'RE GETTING OFF TRACK HERE. NOW, WE WANT TELL YOU

OFF TRACK HERE. NOW, WE WANT TELL YOU A BIG SECRET,

NOW, WE WANT TELL YOU A BIG SECRET, BUT YOU GOT TO SERIOUSLY SWEAR

A BIG SECRET, BUT YOU GOT TO SERIOUSLY SWEAR THAT YOU'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE.

BUT YOU GOT TO SERIOUSLY SWEAR THAT YOU'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE. >> EVER, EVER.

THAT YOU'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE. >> EVER, EVER. >> I SWEAR ON NEMO'S GRAVE.

>> EVER, EVER. >> I SWEAR ON NEMO'S GRAVE. >> STOP MENTIONING NEMO.

>> I SWEAR ON NEMO'S GRAVE. >> STOP MENTIONING NEMO. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE

>> STOP MENTIONING NEMO. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED HIM.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED HIM. >> I TICKLED HIS BACK,

YOU KILLED HIM. >> I TICKLED HIS BACK, HE HAD A STROKE,

>> I TICKLED HIS BACK, HE HAD A STROKE, IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

HE HAD A STROKE, IT WASN'T MY FAULT. CHARLOTTE AND I

IT WASN'T MY FAULT. CHARLOTTE AND I ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.

CHARLOTTE AND I ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. >> YOU?

ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. >> YOU? SHE?

>> YOU? SHE? YOU AND SHE?

SHE? YOU AND SHE? YOU AND HIM?

YOU AND SHE? YOU AND HIM? DAH.

YOU AND HIM? DAH. AAH.

DAH. AAH. WHAT?

AAH. WHAT? >> IT'S TRUE.

WHAT? >> IT'S TRUE. >> YOU GUYS ARE DATING?

>> IT'S TRUE. >> YOU GUYS ARE DATING? >> WE ARE.

>> YOU GUYS ARE DATING? >> WE ARE. >> WE'RE DEEP IN LOVE.

>> WE ARE. >> WE'RE DEEP IN LOVE. >> WOW.

>> WE'RE DEEP IN LOVE. >> WOW. SO YOU GUYS, LIKE,

>> WOW. SO YOU GUYS, LIKE, KISS AND STUFF?

SO YOU GUYS, LIKE, KISS AND STUFF? >> MM-HMM.

KISS AND STUFF? >> MM-HMM. WE SURE DO.

>> MM-HMM. WE SURE DO. >> WE KISS A LOT.

WE SURE DO. >> WE KISS A LOT. >> CAN I SEE?

>> WE KISS A LOT. >> CAN I SEE? >> WELL, WE CAN'T KISS

>> CAN I SEE? >> WELL, WE CAN'T KISS RIGHT NOW.

>> WELL, WE CAN'T KISS RIGHT NOW. >> WHY NOT?

RIGHT NOW. >> WHY NOT? >> BECAUSE CHARLOTTE

>> WHY NOT? >> BECAUSE CHARLOTTE HAS A MOUTH SORE.

>> BECAUSE CHARLOTTE HAS A MOUTH SORE. >> EW, GROSS.

HAS A MOUTH SORE. >> EW, GROSS. >> YEAH, IT'S REAL GROSS.

>> EW, GROSS. >> YEAH, IT'S REAL GROSS. HENRY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ME

>> YEAH, IT'S REAL GROSS. HENRY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ME TO THE MOUTH DOCTOR?

HENRY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ME TO THE MOUTH DOCTOR? >> SURE, BABY.

TO THE MOUTH DOCTOR? >> SURE, BABY. >> WAIT, IT'S NIGHTTIME.

>> SURE, BABY. >> WAIT, IT'S NIGHTTIME. I THINK ALL THE DOCTORS

>> WAIT, IT'S NIGHTTIME. I THINK ALL THE DOCTORS ARE CLOSED.

I THINK ALL THE DOCTORS ARE CLOSED. >> REMEMBER, YOU PROMISED

ARE CLOSED. >> REMEMBER, YOU PROMISED THAT YOU'D NEVER TELL ANYONE

>> REMEMBER, YOU PROMISED THAT YOU'D NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT WE'RE BOYFRIEND

THAT YOU'D NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.

THAT WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. >> OKAY, BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING

AND GIRLFRIEND. >> OKAY, BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE CHARL--

>> OKAY, BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE CHARL-- AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

TO TAKE CHARL-- AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS MOUTH SORES.

AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS MOUTH SORES. OW.

WHO GETS MOUTH SORES. OW. >> SO, YOU GUYS TOLD JASPER

OW. >> SO, YOU GUYS TOLD JASPER YESTERDAY, HUH?

>> SO, YOU GUYS TOLD JASPER YESTERDAY, HUH? >> YEP.

YESTERDAY, HUH? >> YEP. >> WE DID.

>> YEP. >> WE DID. >> HA.

>> WE DID. >> HA. I BET HE'S ALREADY BLABBED IT

>> HA. I BET HE'S ALREADY BLABBED IT TO EVERY KID IN YOUR SCHOOL

I BET HE'S ALREADY BLABBED IT TO EVERY KID IN YOUR SCHOOL AND IF HE DID,

TO EVERY KID IN YOUR SCHOOL AND IF HE DID, IT MEANS I WAS RIGHT

AND IF HE DID, IT MEANS I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG,

IT MEANS I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG,

AND YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG.

I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG. >> HEY.

I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG. >> HEY. THAT SONG'S REALLY REPETITIVE.

>> HEY. THAT SONG'S REALLY REPETITIVE. >> BOTH: SHH.

THAT SONG'S REALLY REPETITIVE. >> BOTH: SHH. >> I WASN'T TALKING.

>> BOTH: SHH. >> I WASN'T TALKING. >> HEY, JASPER.

>> I WASN'T TALKING. >> HEY, JASPER. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> HEY, JASPER. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> I CAN'T STOP THINKING

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS

>> I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS TOLD ME LAST NIGHT.

ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS TOLD ME LAST NIGHT. >> BOTH: SHH.

TOLD ME LAST NIGHT. >> BOTH: SHH. >> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

>> BOTH: SHH. >> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. BUT, MAN, THIS SECRET

>> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. BUT, MAN, THIS SECRET IS HARD TO KEEP.

BUT, MAN, THIS SECRET IS HARD TO KEEP. >> AHEM. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

IS HARD TO KEEP. >> AHEM. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. HENRY, CHARLOTTE,

>> AHEM. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. HENRY, CHARLOTTE, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU GUYS

HENRY, CHARLOTTE, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU GUYS TO GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT

I'M GOING TO NEED YOU GUYS TO GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AND MOP THE WALLS.

TO GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AND MOP THE WALLS. >> SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE

AND MOP THE WALLS. >> SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE TO MOP THE WALLS?

>> SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE TO MOP THE WALLS? >> SINCE NOW.

TO MOP THE WALLS? >> SINCE NOW. >> BUT OUR FRIEND JASPER'S HERE

>> SINCE NOW. >> BUT OUR FRIEND JASPER'S HERE AND--

>> BUT OUR FRIEND JASPER'S HERE AND-- >> OH, HEY, NO WORRIES.

AND-- >> OH, HEY, NO WORRIES. I'LL KEEP

>> OH, HEY, NO WORRIES. I'LL KEEP YOUR LITTLE FRIEND COMPANY.

I'LL KEEP YOUR LITTLE FRIEND COMPANY. I THINK SOMETHING IS UP

YOUR LITTLE FRIEND COMPANY. I THINK SOMETHING IS UP WITH THOSE TWO.

I THINK SOMETHING IS UP WITH THOSE TWO. >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

WITH THOSE TWO. >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. >> YOU SURE?

>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. >> YOU SURE? THEY SEEM LIKE,

>> YOU SURE? THEY SEEM LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,

THEY SEEM LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING

I DON'T KNOW, LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT TELLING ME.

LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT TELLING ME. >> WELL, I CAN'T HELP YOU.

THEY'RE NOT TELLING ME. >> WELL, I CAN'T HELP YOU. >> OH, WELL.

>> WELL, I CAN'T HELP YOU. >> OH, WELL. AAH.

>> OH, WELL. AAH. >> OH, DEAR GOD.

AAH. >> OH, DEAR GOD. WHAT IS THAT?

>> OH, DEAR GOD. WHAT IS THAT? >> OH, THIS?

WHAT IS THAT? >> OH, THIS? THIS IS JUST KING TUT'S

>> OH, THIS? THIS IS JUST KING TUT'S GOLDEN BUCKET.

THIS IS JUST KING TUT'S GOLDEN BUCKET. >> IT IS?

GOLDEN BUCKET. >> IT IS? I'VE READ ABOUT THAT BUCKET.

>> IT IS? I'VE READ ABOUT THAT BUCKET. IT'S OVER 3,000 YEARS OLD.

I'VE READ ABOUT THAT BUCKET. IT'S OVER 3,000 YEARS OLD. >> IS IT?

IT'S OVER 3,000 YEARS OLD. >> IS IT? COOL.

>> IS IT? COOL. I'M JUST GOING TO SELL IT

COOL. I'M JUST GOING TO SELL IT FOR 30 BUCKS.

I'M JUST GOING TO SELL IT FOR 30 BUCKS. >> THIRTY?

FOR 30 BUCKS. >> THIRTY? I COULD HAVE 30 BUCKS

>> THIRTY? I COULD HAVE 30 BUCKS BY TOMORROW.

I COULD HAVE 30 BUCKS BY TOMORROW. I CAN SELL

BY TOMORROW. I CAN SELL MY GRANDMOTHER'S WHEELCHAIR.

I CAN SELL MY GRANDMOTHER'S WHEELCHAIR. SO YOU'LL REALLY SELL IT TO ME?

MY GRANDMOTHER'S WHEELCHAIR. SO YOU'LL REALLY SELL IT TO ME? >> UH...

SO YOU'LL REALLY SELL IT TO ME? >> UH... NO.

>> UH... NO. >> NO?

NO. >> NO? >> SEE, HERE'S THE THING,

>> NO? >> SEE, HERE'S THE THING, I THINK YOU KNOW SOMETHING

>> SEE, HERE'S THE THING, I THINK YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT HENRY AND CHARLOTTE.

I THINK YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT HENRY AND CHARLOTTE. LIKE MAYBE A SECRET.

ABOUT HENRY AND CHARLOTTE. LIKE MAYBE A SECRET. >> [ GROANS ]

LIKE MAYBE A SECRET. >> [ GROANS ] >> AW, RAY'S PLAYING DIRTY.

>> [ GROANS ] >> AW, RAY'S PLAYING DIRTY. >> WE SHOULD'VE MADE A RULE

>> AW, RAY'S PLAYING DIRTY. >> WE SHOULD'VE MADE A RULE AGAINST BUCKET TEMPTATION.

>> WE SHOULD'VE MADE A RULE AGAINST BUCKET TEMPTATION. >> YEAH, I THINK HENRY

AGAINST BUCKET TEMPTATION. >> YEAH, I THINK HENRY AND CHARLOTTE HAVE A SECRET,

>> YEAH, I THINK HENRY AND CHARLOTTE HAVE A SECRET, AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.

AND CHARLOTTE HAVE A SECRET, AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. AND I'M NOT GOING TO SELL

AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. AND I'M NOT GOING TO SELL KING TUT'S GOLDEN BUCKET

AND I'M NOT GOING TO SELL KING TUT'S GOLDEN BUCKET TO A BOY WHO WOULD

KING TUT'S GOLDEN BUCKET TO A BOY WHO WOULD KEEP SECRETS FROM ME.

TO A BOY WHO WOULD KEEP SECRETS FROM ME. >> BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.

KEEP SECRETS FROM ME. >> BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR. >> LIFE ISN'T FAIR, SON.

>> BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR. >> LIFE ISN'T FAIR, SON. YOU KNOW WHAT LIFE OFTEN IS?

>> LIFE ISN'T FAIR, SON. YOU KNOW WHAT LIFE OFTEN IS? >> WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT LIFE OFTEN IS? >> WHAT? >> UNFAIR.

>> WHAT? >> UNFAIR. >> [ GROANS ]

>> UNFAIR. >> [ GROANS ] >> COME ON, JASP.

>> [ GROANS ] >> COME ON, JASP. >> STAY STRONG.

>> COME ON, JASP. >> STAY STRONG. >> JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW.

>> STAY STRONG. >> JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW. AND YOU'LL BE WALKING

>> JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW. AND YOU'LL BE WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH KING TUT'S

AND YOU'LL BE WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH KING TUT'S GOLDEN BUCKET RIGHT

OUT OF HERE WITH KING TUT'S GOLDEN BUCKET RIGHT IN YOUR SWEATY HANDS.

GOLDEN BUCKET RIGHT IN YOUR SWEATY HANDS. >> CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET

IN YOUR SWEATY HANDS. >> CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE?

>> CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE? >> NO.

ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE? >> NO. >> MY MOM STEALS BUTTER

>> NO. >> MY MOM STEALS BUTTER FROM RESTAURANTS.

>> MY MOM STEALS BUTTER FROM RESTAURANTS. >> DON'T CARE.

FROM RESTAURANTS. >> DON'T CARE. >> NOT SURPRISED.

>> DON'T CARE. >> NOT SURPRISED. >> WILL YOU PLEASE SELL ME

>> NOT SURPRISED. >> WILL YOU PLEASE SELL ME THE BUCKET?

>> WILL YOU PLEASE SELL ME THE BUCKET? >> TELL ME THE SECRET.

THE BUCKET? >> TELL ME THE SECRET. >> [ GRUNTING ]

>> TELL ME THE SECRET. >> [ GRUNTING ] >> YOU DID THE RIGHT THING

>> [ GRUNTING ] >> YOU DID THE RIGHT THING COMING TO ME.

>> YOU DID THE RIGHT THING COMING TO ME. >> [ GROANS ]

COMING TO ME. >> [ GROANS ] >> DON'T MAKE THAT NOISE.

>> [ GROANS ] >> DON'T MAKE THAT NOISE. >> SO, I HAVE THIS REALLY,O, I ,

>> DON'T MAKE THAT NOISE. >> SO, I HAVE THIS REALLY,O, I , REALLY BIG SECRET.

>> SO, I HAVE THIS REALLY,O, I , REALLY BIG SECRET. >> BIG SECRET.

REALLY BIG SECRET. >> BIG SECRET. OKAY.

>> BIG SECRET. OKAY. >> AND I PROMISED

OKAY. >> AND I PROMISED TWO FRIENDS OF MINE THAT

>> AND I PROMISED TWO FRIENDS OF MINE THAT I WOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE.

TWO FRIENDS OF MINE THAT I WOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE. >> WELL, THAT'S THE TOUGH THING

I WOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE. >> WELL, THAT'S THE TOUGH THING ABOUT SECRETS.

>> WELL, THAT'S THE TOUGH THING ABOUT SECRETS. YOU KNOW, KEEPING THEM.

ABOUT SECRETS. YOU KNOW, KEEPING THEM. >> I KNOW.

YOU KNOW, KEEPING THEM. >> I KNOW. BUT IF I TELL SOMEONE

>> I KNOW. BUT IF I TELL SOMEONE THE SECRET, I WILL GET SOMETHING

BUT IF I TELL SOMEONE THE SECRET, I WILL GET SOMETHING I WANT SO BAD.

THE SECRET, I WILL GET SOMETHING I WANT SO BAD. >> YOU GOT TO KEEP THE SECRET.

I WANT SO BAD. >> YOU GOT TO KEEP THE SECRET. >> WELL, HOW DO I RESIST

>> YOU GOT TO KEEP THE SECRET. >> WELL, HOW DO I RESIST THE TEMPTATION?

>> WELL, HOW DO I RESIST THE TEMPTATION? >> WITH THIS.

THE TEMPTATION? >> WITH THIS. >> WHAT'S THAT?

>> WITH THIS. >> WHAT'S THAT? >> THIS IS A LEARNING TOOL.

>> WHAT'S THAT? >> THIS IS A LEARNING TOOL. GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

>> THIS IS A LEARNING TOOL. GIVE ME YOUR HAND. >> OKAY, NOW WHAT?

GIVE ME YOUR HAND. >> OKAY, NOW WHAT? >> TELL ME THE SECRET.

>> OKAY, NOW WHAT? >> TELL ME THE SECRET. >> BUT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO.

>> TELL ME THE SECRET. >> BUT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO. >> IT'S OKAY, I'M A LIFE COACH.

>> BUT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO. >> IT'S OKAY, I'M A LIFE COACH. TELL ME THE SECRET.

>> IT'S OKAY, I'M A LIFE COACH. TELL ME THE SECRET. >> ALL RIGHT.

TELL ME THE SECRET. >> ALL RIGHT. THE SECRET IS THAT--

>> ALL RIGHT. THE SECRET IS THAT-- [ ZAPPING ]

THE SECRET IS THAT-- [ ZAPPING ] DAH.

[ ZAPPING ] DAH. AAH.

DAH. AAH. WHY?

AAH. WHY? >> I'M HELPING YOU LEARN

WHY? >> I'M HELPING YOU LEARN TO KEEP YOUR SECRET

>> I'M HELPING YOU LEARN TO KEEP YOUR SECRET BY CAUSING YOU PAIN

TO KEEP YOUR SECRET BY CAUSING YOU PAIN WHEN YOU TRY TO TELL IT.

BY CAUSING YOU PAIN WHEN YOU TRY TO TELL IT. >> OH.

WHEN YOU TRY TO TELL IT. >> OH. ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

>> OH. ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. >> GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. >> GOOD. NOW...

>> GOOD. NOW... TELL ME THE SECRET.

NOW... TELL ME THE SECRET. >> BUT I DON'T WANT

TELL ME THE SECRET. >> BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET ZAPPED AGAIN.

>> BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET ZAPPED AGAIN. >> NO, NO, WE'RE DONE WITH THAT.

TO GET ZAPPED AGAIN. >> NO, NO, WE'RE DONE WITH THAT. I JUST NEED TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

>> NO, NO, WE'RE DONE WITH THAT. I JUST NEED TO KNOW YOUR SECRET SO I CAN HELP YOU MORE.

I JUST NEED TO KNOW YOUR SECRET SO I CAN HELP YOU MORE. >> OH.

SO I CAN HELP YOU MORE. >> OH. OKAY, DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS,

>> OH. OKAY, DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS, BUT--

OKAY, DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS, BUT-- [ ZAPPING ]

BUT-- [ ZAPPING ] AAH.

[ ZAPPING ] AAH. >> YOU ALWAYS HAVE

AAH. >> YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KEEP A SECRET.

>> YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KEEP A SECRET. >> OKAY, I WILL.

TO KEEP A SECRET. >> OKAY, I WILL. >> GOOD.

>> OKAY, I WILL. >> GOOD. NOW, GIVE ME $20.

>> GOOD. NOW, GIVE ME $20. >> CAN I BORROW

NOW, GIVE ME $20. >> CAN I BORROW YOUR LEARNING TOOL?

>> CAN I BORROW YOUR LEARNING TOOL? [ TEXT MESSAGE ALERT ]

YOUR LEARNING TOOL? [ TEXT MESSAGE ALERT ] >> WHO'S THAT?

[ TEXT MESSAGE ALERT ] >> WHO'S THAT? >> JASPER.

>> WHO'S THAT? >> JASPER. HE JUST GOT OFF THE BUS

>> JASPER. HE JUST GOT OFF THE BUS AND HE'S ON HIS WAY HERE.

HE JUST GOT OFF THE BUS AND HE'S ON HIS WAY HERE. >> OH.

AND HE'S ON HIS WAY HERE. >> OH. YOU MEAN OUR FRIEND

>> OH. YOU MEAN OUR FRIEND WHO'S KEPT THE SECRET

YOU MEAN OUR FRIEND WHO'S KEPT THE SECRET WE TOLD HIM?

WHO'S KEPT THE SECRET WE TOLD HIM? >> THAT'S THE JASPER.

WE TOLD HIM? >> THAT'S THE JASPER. >> THE DEAL IS HE'S GOT

>> THAT'S THE JASPER. >> THE DEAL IS HE'S GOT TO KEEP YOUR FAKE SECRET

>> THE DEAL IS HE'S GOT TO KEEP YOUR FAKE SECRET FOR A WHOLE WEEK.

TO KEEP YOUR FAKE SECRET FOR A WHOLE WEEK. >> ONLY TWO DAYS TO GO.

FOR A WHOLE WEEK. >> ONLY TWO DAYS TO GO. >> ONLY TWO DAYS TO GO.

>> ONLY TWO DAYS TO GO. >> ONLY TWO DAYS TO GO. >> HEY, GUYS.

>> ONLY TWO DAYS TO GO. >> HEY, GUYS. >> OH, HEY.

>> HEY, GUYS. >> OH, HEY. >> COME TO HANG?

>> OH, HEY. >> COME TO HANG? >> NOPE.

>> COME TO HANG? >> NOPE. I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOUR BOSS.

>> NOPE. I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOUR BOSS. >> WELL, GOOD.

I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOUR BOSS. >> WELL, GOOD. I LIKE TALKING TO YOU.

>> WELL, GOOD. I LIKE TALKING TO YOU. >> WELL, ACTUALLY,

I LIKE TALKING TO YOU. >> WELL, ACTUALLY, RAY'S REALLY BUSY

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, RAY'S REALLY BUSY AND WE GOT A LOT OF WORK--

RAY'S REALLY BUSY AND WE GOT A LOT OF WORK-- >> HEY.

AND WE GOT A LOT OF WORK-- >> HEY. HENRY, CHARLOTTE,

>> HEY. HENRY, CHARLOTTE, PLEASE GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT

HENRY, CHARLOTTE, PLEASE GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AND ROTATE THE LIGHT BULBS.

PLEASE GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AND ROTATE THE LIGHT BULBS. >> ROTATE THE LIGHT BULBS?

AND ROTATE THE LIGHT BULBS. >> ROTATE THE LIGHT BULBS? >> WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

>> ROTATE THE LIGHT BULBS? >> WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? >> IT MEANS I WANT YOU

>> WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? >> IT MEANS I WANT YOU TO UNSCREW ALL THE LIGHT BULBS

>> IT MEANS I WANT YOU TO UNSCREW ALL THE LIGHT BULBS AND THEN SCREW THEM

TO UNSCREW ALL THE LIGHT BULBS AND THEN SCREW THEM BACK IN AGAIN.

AND THEN SCREW THEM BACK IN AGAIN. OFF YOU GO.

BACK IN AGAIN. OFF YOU GO. >> HELLO.

OFF YOU GO. >> HELLO. >> I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.

>> HELLO. >> I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. YOU BEEN THINKING

>> I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.

YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING. DREAMING.

ABOUT SOMETHING. DREAMING. THINKING AND DREAMING.

DREAMING. THINKING AND DREAMING. >> I WANT THAT BUCKET.

THINKING AND DREAMING. >> I WANT THAT BUCKET. >> I KNOW YOU DO.

>> I WANT THAT BUCKET. >> I KNOW YOU DO. >> $60.

>> I KNOW YOU DO. >> $60. THAT'S DOUBLE WHAT YOU ASKED.

>> $60. THAT'S DOUBLE WHAT YOU ASKED. >> [ SIGHS ]

THAT'S DOUBLE WHAT YOU ASKED. >> [ SIGHS ] OKAY. I WAS VERY CLEAR.

>> [ SIGHS ] OKAY. I WAS VERY CLEAR. I KNOW YOU HAVE A SECRET.

OKAY. I WAS VERY CLEAR. I KNOW YOU HAVE A SECRET. IF YOU WANT ME

I KNOW YOU HAVE A SECRET. IF YOU WANT ME TO SELL YOU THIS BUCKET,

IF YOU WANT ME TO SELL YOU THIS BUCKET, YOU BETTER START TALKING.

TO SELL YOU THIS BUCKET, YOU BETTER START TALKING. >> KEEP THE SECRET, BUDDY.

YOU BETTER START TALKING. >> KEEP THE SECRET, BUDDY. >> DON'T BREAK, JASPER.

>> KEEP THE SECRET, BUDDY. >> DON'T BREAK, JASPER. >> I WILL NOT TELL YOU

>> DON'T BREAK, JASPER. >> I WILL NOT TELL YOU MY SECRET.

>> I WILL NOT TELL YOU MY SECRET. THIS IS A SIMPLE

MY SECRET. THIS IS A SIMPLE BUSINESS TRANSACTION.

THIS IS A SIMPLE BUSINESS TRANSACTION. MY $60 FOR KING TUT'S BUCKET.

BUSINESS TRANSACTION. MY $60 FOR KING TUT'S BUCKET. >> NO DEAL.

MY $60 FOR KING TUT'S BUCKET. >> NO DEAL. >> COME ON.

>> NO DEAL. >> COME ON. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

>> COME ON. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR FREE.

>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR FREE. >> FREE?

YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR FREE. >> FREE? >> JUST TELL ME

>> FREE? >> JUST TELL ME YOUR LITTLE SECRET.

>> JUST TELL ME YOUR LITTLE SECRET. >> [ GROANS ]

YOUR LITTLE SECRET. >> [ GROANS ] >> OH, MAN, THIS IS INTENSE.

>> [ GROANS ] >> OH, MAN, THIS IS INTENSE. >> DO WE REALLY HAVE TO UNSCREW

>> OH, MAN, THIS IS INTENSE. >> DO WE REALLY HAVE TO UNSCREW AND RESCREW

>> DO WE REALLY HAVE TO UNSCREW AND RESCREW ALL THESE LIGHT BULBS?

AND RESCREW ALL THESE LIGHT BULBS? >> NO, SHH.

ALL THESE LIGHT BULBS? >> NO, SHH. >> WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, BOY?

>> NO, SHH. >> WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, BOY? >> [ GROANS ]

>> WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, BOY? >> [ GROANS ] >> BUCKET FOR THE SECRET.

>> [ GROANS ] >> BUCKET FOR THE SECRET. >> [ GROANS ]

>> BUCKET FOR THE SECRET. >> [ GROANS ] ONE SEC.

>> [ GROANS ] ONE SEC. [ ZAPPING ]

ONE SEC. [ ZAPPING ] AAH.

[ ZAPPING ] AAH. [ SIGHS ]

AAH. [ SIGHS ] I WILL NOT TELL YOU MY SECRET.

[ SIGHS ] I WILL NOT TELL YOU MY SECRET. >> YEAH.

I WILL NOT TELL YOU MY SECRET. >> YEAH. THAT A BOY, JASPER.

>> YEAH. THAT A BOY, JASPER. >> [ SIGHS ]

THAT A BOY, JASPER. >> [ SIGHS ] HOLD ON, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> [ SIGHS ] HOLD ON, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ ELEVATOR DINGS ]

HOLD ON, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] OH, YOU GUYS THINK

[ ELEVATOR DINGS ] OH, YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO SMART.

OH, YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO SMART. >> NO, WE THINK WE'RE SO RIGHT.

YOU'RE SO SMART. >> NO, WE THINK WE'RE SO RIGHT. >> YOU'RE JUST MAD

>> NO, WE THINK WE'RE SO RIGHT. >> YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE WE PROVED JASPER

>> YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE WE PROVED JASPER CAN KEEP A SECRET.

BECAUSE WE PROVED JASPER CAN KEEP A SECRET. >> IT'S NOT OVER YET.

CAN KEEP A SECRET. >> IT'S NOT OVER YET. [ BEEPING ]

>> IT'S NOT OVER YET. [ BEEPING ] ONE FRENCH FRY.

[ BEEPING ] ONE FRENCH FRY. >> ONE FRENCH FRY.

ONE FRENCH FRY. >> ONE FRENCH FRY. >> WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU GOING

>> ONE FRENCH FRY. >> WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT FRENCH FRY?

>> WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT FRENCH FRY? >> THIS.

TO DO WITH THAT FRENCH FRY? >> THIS. >> AW, RAY, DON'T FEEL BAD

>> THIS. >> AW, RAY, DON'T FEEL BAD JUST BECAUSE...

>> AW, RAY, DON'T FEEL BAD JUST BECAUSE... >> BOTH: WE WERE RIGHT

JUST BECAUSE... >> BOTH: WE WERE RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG,

>> BOTH: WE WERE RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG, WE WERE RIGHT

AND YOU WERE WRONG, WE WERE RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG,

WE WERE RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG, WE WERE RIGHT

AND YOU WERE WRONG, WE WERE RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG.

WE WERE RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG. JA.

AND YOU WERE WRONG. JA. [ ELEVATOR DINGS ]

JA. [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] >> DON'T COUNT YOUR JASPERS

[ ELEVATOR DINGS ] >> DON'T COUNT YOUR JASPERS BEFORE THEY HATCH.

>> DON'T COUNT YOUR JASPERS BEFORE THEY HATCH. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK

BEFORE THEY HATCH. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK HE MEANT BY THAT?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK HE MEANT BY THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW.

HE MEANT BY THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. BUT I THINK IT'S FROM THE BIBLE.

>> I DON'T KNOW. BUT I THINK IT'S FROM THE BIBLE. >> ALL RIGHT.

BUT I THINK IT'S FROM THE BIBLE. >> ALL RIGHT. I HAVE $100 HERE.

>> ALL RIGHT. I HAVE $100 HERE. IF YOU'LL--

I HAVE $100 HERE. IF YOU'LL-- >> STOP.

IF YOU'LL-- >> STOP. I'LL SELL IT TO YOU

>> STOP. I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR 10 BUCKS.

I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR 10 BUCKS. >> JUST $10?

FOR 10 BUCKS. >> JUST $10? >> WHY'D HE DROP THE PRICE

>> JUST $10? >> WHY'D HE DROP THE PRICE TO 10?

>> WHY'D HE DROP THE PRICE TO 10? >> THAT'S TOO LOW

TO 10? >> THAT'S TOO LOW FOR A TUT BUCKET.

>> THAT'S TOO LOW FOR A TUT BUCKET. >> WELL, YOU GOING

FOR A TUT BUCKET. >> WELL, YOU GOING TO BUY THE BUCKET?

>> WELL, YOU GOING TO BUY THE BUCKET? >> I'M NOT TELLING YOU

TO BUY THE BUCKET? >> I'M NOT TELLING YOU MY SECRET.

>> I'M NOT TELLING YOU MY SECRET. >> YOU DON'T NEED TO.

MY SECRET. >> YOU DON'T NEED TO. HENRY AND CHARLOTTE

>> YOU DON'T NEED TO. HENRY AND CHARLOTTE JUST TOLD ME

HENRY AND CHARLOTTE JUST TOLD ME DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.

JUST TOLD ME DOWN IN THE BASEMENT. >> REALLY?

DOWN IN THE BASEMENT. >> REALLY? THEY TOLD YOU THEY'RE BOYFRIEND

>> REALLY? THEY TOLD YOU THEY'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND?

THEY TOLD YOU THEY'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND? >> NO.

AND GIRLFRIEND? >> NO. BUT YOU JUST DID.

>> NO. BUT YOU JUST DID. [ LAUGHS ]

BUT YOU JUST DID. [ LAUGHS ] >> NO.

[ LAUGHS ] >> NO. >> BOTH: DANG IT.

>> NO. >> BOTH: DANG IT. >> I WAS RIGHT

>> BOTH: DANG IT. >> I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG,

>> I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG,

AND YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG.

I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG. >> WILL YOU MUTE HIM?

I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG. >> WILL YOU MUTE HIM? >> I'M TRYING.

>> WILL YOU MUTE HIM? >> I'M TRYING. >> I DESERVE THIS.

>> I'M TRYING. >> I DESERVE THIS. [ ZAPPING ]

>> I DESERVE THIS. [ ZAPPING ] [ ZAPPING ]

[ ZAPPING ] [ ZAPPING ] AAH.

[ ZAPPING ] AAH. OH.

AAH. OH. SO...

OH. SO... WHY'D YOU GUYS BREAK UP?

SO... WHY'D YOU GUYS BREAK UP? >> BECAUSE HE KILLED

WHY'D YOU GUYS BREAK UP? >> BECAUSE HE KILLED MY GOLDFISH.

>> BECAUSE HE KILLED MY GOLDFISH. >> SHE HAS MOUTH SORES.

MY GOLDFISH. >> SHE HAS MOUTH SORES. >> WELL, EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS

>> SHE HAS MOUTH SORES. >> WELL, EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS BROKE UP, CAN'T I JUST

>> WELL, EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS BROKE UP, CAN'T I JUST SEE YOU KISS ONCE?

SEE YOU KISS ONCE? >> BOTH: NO. >> CAN'T STOP ME

>> BOTH: NO. >> CAN'T STOP ME FROM THINKING ABOUT IT.

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