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Hey, Cooper,
what's with the getup?
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Hmm? Oh, got a, uh... a lot of
crazy fans out there, Claire.
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I need to keep
a low profile.
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You look like Helen Mirren
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playing in
the World Series of Poker.
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[chuckles]
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And why are you in disguise?
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Huh?
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Are you worried about being
mobbed by accountant groupies?
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Uh, they're called
number sluts.
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And really, I'm just trying
to protect myself
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from the paparazzi.
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Because people are starting to
recognize me as Cooper's friend.
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Any time we're out,
they're like, "Cooper, Jake,
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Cooper, Jake."
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Are you sure they're not saying
"Cooper James"?
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I suppose that's
a possibility.
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So good to be out in public
amongst regular people.
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Or as I call them, reg-pers.
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Sorry, what?
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Reg-pers.Ooh, boy, with your accent,
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you got to be careful
saying that word.
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Don't worry, man.
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If any of these reg-pers harass
you, there will be two sounds:
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them asking you
for an autograph,
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and me saying,
"Now's not the time."
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Oh, you mean the same
two sounds that you heard
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when you met LeBron James
at that urinal?
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Going for the handshake
was a mistake.
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Hiya. Um, could I get
a croissant and a flat white?
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[Australian accent]:
Croissant and a flat white.
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Coming right up, mate.
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Oh, my God.
A fellow Aussie.
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Uh, what part of Australia
are you from?
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[American accent]:
Orange County.
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[laughs softly]
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Oh.
Sorry.
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I just thought your
accent was cute.
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[both laugh]
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So what brings you
to the States?
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Uh, uh, music.
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Oh, cool. And what
do you do for money?
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Uh, yeah-- also music?
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Was that in slow-motion?
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[laughs]
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Guys, this-this cute barista
has no idea who I am.
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This is amazing.
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Well, not for us. We're gonna
have to pay for our coffee now.
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Go talk to her, dude.
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Yeah. Yeah.Yeah.
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Um... um...
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Uh, uh, what brought you
to the States?
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Um, birth.
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Cool. Yeah, cool.
Um, I was born, too.
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Uh...
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C-section.
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Cool.
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Uh...
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Guys, how come when I talk,
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charming, funny things
aren't coming out?
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Uh, maybe try talking about
other surgeries your mom's had.
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[laughs]
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Do not do that. No.No, don't do that.
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♪ Imagine me and you, I do
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♪ I think about you
day and night ♪
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♪ It's only right
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♪ So happy together
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[vocalizing]
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That barista was so cute,
and she was into you.
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Why didn't you ask her out?
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Uh...Uh, 'cause we're
happily married.
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And, yep, you meant him.
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I don't know.
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I don't know,
she didn't know who I was,
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and I think it...
I think it threw me.
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Ah, I got to say,
it was kind of refreshing
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to watch you be so awkward,
'cause you're usually
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the most confident guy
in the room.
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JAKE [chuckles]:
Don't you mean
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second most confi...
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Usually, when I meet people,
they already know who I am.
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And then they ask me what
my latest project is,
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and then they show a clip
from that latest project.
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Do you only have conversations
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when you're appearing
on talk shows?
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That actually reminds me
of a funny story. I, uh...
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Oh, this explains why,
the first month you lived here,
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you kept thanking us
for "having you on."
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I've been famous
since I was a kid,
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so I guess I've never had
the chance to ask out
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a reg-per who thinks
I'm a reg-per, too.
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Hmm.
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Really think
you're gonna have to start
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hitting that "G" harder.
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Well, I... I don't
want to mess this up.
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You know? What if this girl ends
up being the Claire to my Jake?
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Ha, ha, Cooper.
You got a lot of work to do
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if you want to be anybody's
Jake, you know what I'm...
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Oh, my...
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Why do we have
all these magazines?
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Stop.
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See, you guys have
the perfect reg-perromance.
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How do... how do people do that?
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You know, I don't even know
how you guys got together.
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In college.
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[scoffs]
"In college"?
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"In college"?
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Are you seriously
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summing up the greatest love
story of all time in two words?
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How do you explain
Romeo and Juliet?
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"Dead teenagers"?
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Cooper, let me tell you
what actually happened.
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It was a crisp fall day
in New Hampshire,
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and a young doe-eyed freshman
named Claire was struggling
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to move her furniture
into her dorm.
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[grunting]
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Hey, girl.
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Hey.
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Can't spell "futon"
without F-U-N.
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But moving them sure isn't.
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[both laugh]
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I'm Jake Davis. Allow me.
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[grunts]
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Peace.
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CLAIRE [laughing]:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Jake, come on.
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That's not exactly
what happened.
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Okay, he had
just finished a ride,
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but it wasn't on a motorcycle.
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[humming]
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Hey, girl.
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Hey.
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Can't spell "Davis"
without "fun."
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I'm Jake Futon.
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What?
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What? I don't... Allow me.
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Well, remember how you want.
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I clearly had game,
because Claire started coming
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to all of my basketball
practices.
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Yeah, 'cause the gym was
the hottest place on campus.
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Yeah, it was.
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I mean, literally,
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'cause I had just moved from
California to New Hampshire,
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where summer basically lasts
from July 4 to July 8.
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But that week, though.
[laughs]
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Ladies be showing some skin.
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From roughly the ankle
to mid-calf.Yeah.
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Anyways, I...
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I made the triumphant
decision to ask Claire out.
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CLAIRE:
Yeah, you did.
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A month later.
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Damn it, Claire.
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Well, I'm sorry, babe,
but you're doing that thing
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where you edit the story to try
and make it sound better.
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Come on, guys.
I want all the details.
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How come it took you
so long to get together?
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Well, you know,
Claire wasn't exactly
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the most approachable
in college.
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'Cause I wasn't exactly
having a good time.
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What? How can you not
have fun at college?
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You go there, thousands of girls
scream your name,
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you get an honorary degree.
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It's probably different
for other people, isn't it?
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Anyway, it was parents weekend.
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Oh, honey, don't cry.
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Everyone gains weight
their freshman year.
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Mom, I didn't gain weight.
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Oh. Is it your
bad haircut?
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What's wrong with my hair?
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Don't worry, Claire.
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We can fix the weight,
the hair, the wardrobe.
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What? No, I'm upset
because I'm homesick.
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Ugh, it's just, it's...
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it's freezing here,
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everyone puts maple syrup
on everything,
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and the radiator melted my Uggs.
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For starters, if it's cold,
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you can just put on
one of these extra coats.
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Dad, that's my roommate.
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I'm Hannah, from Florida.
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Look, you just need to go
out there and make some friends,
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you know, who-who don't
drink or do drugs,
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because we will be
testing your urine.
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Ooh, Claire.
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What about introducing
yourself to that guy?
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Oh...Come on, he's cute.
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Ooh, and he's on
the basketball team.
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Yeah, oh, hi.
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Hi. Come meet Claire.
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Come meet Claire.
I'm her mother,
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so you know she's only
gonna get hotter with age.
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[both laugh]
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You are cute.
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[whoops]
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[laughing]:
Sorry.
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COOPER:
Whoa.
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Uh, who is that guy?
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Tommy Barlow.
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The hotshot freshman who
stole my playing time.
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Thought he was better than me
because he scored more points,
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had more assists
and more rebounds than I did.
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He was also my first
college boyfriend.
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You know,
even though Jake
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is the absolute
love of my life,
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any time I mention Tommy Barlow,
he still gets mad.
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No, I don't.
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I don't get mad.
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You do seem a little bit upset.
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[laughs]:
I am not upset, all right?
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Gonna take a little more
than that to make me upset.
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You know what I'm saying?
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He just had a sample.
I got the whole thing.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Ain't nothing gonna
make me upset. You know?
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[laughs]
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I hate you, Tommy Barlow!
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Wow. I guess I just assumed
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you guys started dating
as soon as you met.
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You know, like,
love at first sight.
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Oh, that only happens
in the movies.
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Eh, it happens in
real life, too.
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Your parents fell in love
with Tommy Barlow right away.
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[laughs]
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So how'd you get Claire?Mm, just played it cool, man.
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Played it so cool, I needed
a Zamboni to get out of bed.
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[laughs]
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[coughing]
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[coughs]:
Oh!
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Oh, no, sorry,
I was just choking.
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[chuckles]
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On that lie.
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Ah, here's what I remember.
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Hey, gir...
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Hey, Jake. What's up?
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Tommy Barlow.
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Guess Claire set the bar low.
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These are for your mom.
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Peace.
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Huh. I guess back then,
Rollerblades were much cooler
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in America
than they were in Australia.
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They were not.Nope.
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Hey, guys.CLAIRE: Hey, what are
you guys doing here?
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We need to borrow a few things.
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We... we want to make brownies,
but we don't have
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00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:06,491
any cocoa, flour,
butter, sugar or eggs.
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00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,931
So you just have
the marijuana, then.
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That's right, yeah.Yep.
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CLAIRE:
Yeah.
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Man, what happened
to the parents
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who used to drug-test me
in college?
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Claire, they're prescription
brownies for my glaucoma.
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These two were telling me
how they met at Dartmouth.
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[gasps] Oh, Claire
hated it there.
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She had the worst haircut.
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GERALD: You know,
she hated it so much,
256
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,735
she was even planning
to transfer.
257
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,345
Really? What changed your mind?
258
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,653
Ya boy did.
259
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,003
You see, Cooper,
the fates aligned
260
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,831
one beautiful
New Hampshire evening.
261
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,921
CLAIRE [hisses]:
Oh, God.
262
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,358
How is this early September?
263
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:50,927
[wind gusting][shouts]
264
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:54,801
Ugh, I hate you, New Hampshire!
[groans]
265
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,934
[deep, bellowing voice]:
But you haven't even gotten to know me yet.
266
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,894
That was my
New Hampshire voice.
267
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,460
Want to hear
my Texas voice?
268
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,811
[Southern accent]:
Hey, y'all, my toast is thick.
269
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:09,337
Well, what are we looking for?
270
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,513
Ugh, my transfer application.
271
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,862
Why the heck
do you want to transfer?
272
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,821
Oh, I'll show you why.
273
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,388
[snapping]
Oh.
274
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:22,742
It's so cold here, my hair
is literally cracking in half.
275
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:26,876
[groans] I miss my friends,
and it's always snowing.
276
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,140
Now I know why they make you
take the tour in the spring.
277
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,882
But there's so many fun things
to do in the snow.
278
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:37,626
Right? You got skiing,
snowball fights,
279
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,497
writing your name in pee.
280
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,804
Adding a "was here" if
you really have to go.
281
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:45,112
Oh, are you the Jake
that was just over there?
282
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,854
Mind your wizness.
283
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:51,074
Plus, we are in
the perfect spot
284
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,903
to watch unsuspecting freshmen
slip on that patch of black ice.
285
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,297
JAKE:
Oh, oh...
286
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,559
Oh. Mm-hmm.
Oh, hey.
287
00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,127
Hey. Oh, oh! Oh! Hey, yep!CLAIRE: Oh, oh!
288
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,824
[Jake laughs]
289
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,739
[groaning]:
Oh, are you okay?
290
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,350
[both laugh]
291
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:10,093
Ooh, we saw all of that.
292
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,356
Uh-oh. Pack of friends.
293
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,056
All for one, and
one for fall.
294
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:19,059
[shouting]
295
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,495
[laughs]
296
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,280
Yeah...
297
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,978
You know what this
viewing party needs?
298
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,719
A fun beverage.
Hold, please.
299
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,070
Oh, I-I actually have
a pact with my parents
300
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,376
that the three of us
will never drink or do drugs.
301
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,857
It's just Gatorade.
302
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,380
Oh. [chuckles]
Yeah.
303
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,817
And...
304
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,819
get some ice, right?
305
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:43,126
And then pour some of this
on that bad boy.
306
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,085
Voilà. Instant snow cone.
307
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,217
[laughs]
308
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,740
Mm.
309
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,742
So, is this what you do?
310
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,832
You put a magical spin
on everything?
311
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,138
Well, the way I look at it,
life's either gonna be
312
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,879
a great time or a great story.
313
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,925
Sometimes it ends up being both.
314
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,796
Hmm.
315
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,363
[laughs softly]
316
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,931
Luke, uh, what's about to happen
to this architecture student
317
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,497
who can't see
over his model.
318
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,760
CLAIRE: Oh!Oh!
319
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,937
Oh, he just King Kong'd
his own building.
320
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,809
[both laugh]
321
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,855
Hours of work, gone.
322
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,077
Uh, you mind
if I make myself a refill?
323
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,950
Oh, sure. Got some
more Gatorade for you.
324
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,169
Hey.
325
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,563
[laughing]:
Oh, no, you didn't.
326
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,825
I hope you're ready
to eat another snow cone.
327
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,870
Nope!
328
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,436
[gasps]
329
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:35,918
Sorry, dude.
330
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:37,615
[shouts]
331
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,835
[squeals]
332
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,707
JAKE: Claire's first snowball
fight led to our first date.
333
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:46,363
It, uh, snowballed
from there.
334
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,931
And the rest is kisstory.
335
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,237
COOPER:
Aw.
336
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,500
That's the most romantic story
I've ever heard.
337
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,415
Except for the part
where she broke his nose.
338
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,982
What?
339
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,636
All right, all right.
Come on, come on.
340
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,638
Shouldn't you guys be
in front of a 7-Eleven
341
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,902
buying liquor for teenagers?
342
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:07,471
Tommy Barlow would never
kick us out of the house.
343
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,082
[door closes]
344
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,084
Okay, fine. I'll admit.
345
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,608
The kiss didn't
quite happen that day.
346
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,740
I don't want to
offend you, but, uh,
347
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,004
you throw snowballs
like a Californian. Oh, no.
348
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,962
[laughs]
349
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,705
Oh! Yeah? One who played varsity
softball for four years,
350
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:24,706
so get ready.
351
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:25,925
[laughs]:
Yeah, right.
352
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,754
Are you okay?
353
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:32,496
Yeah, yeah. I think it just
hit my nose a little bit. I...
354
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,845
[screams]
355
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,543
Oh, my...
356
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,893
Oh, my God, that's
a lot of blood.
357
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,983
Yeah, um, I'm not good
with s-seeing... bl...
358
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,333
What?
359
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,857
Hey, Claire?
360
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,077
While you're down there,
can you look for my tooth?
361
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,037
Were you okay?
362
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,256
I was, uh, until
Jake tried
363
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,737
to carry me
to the doctor
364
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:59,262
but slipped on the ice
and gave me a concussion.
365
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,918
So when did the kiss happen?
366
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,398
Uh, about a week later.
367
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,835
Yeah, we, uh, ran into each
other at the health center.
368
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,577
I was getting a checkup on my
nose, and she was getting, uh...
369
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,622
getting one for her
little brain sprain.
370
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,016
Yeah, and, uh, we ended up
walking to the pharmacy together
371
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,801
to pick up our meds,
and then to a restaurant,
372
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,021
'cause we couldn't take our
meds on an empty stomach.
373
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,675
Right.
COOPER: Okay.
374
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,025
Okay, so you dated someone else,
375
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,027
and you played it cool
for a month.
376
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,638
Then you severely injured
each other,
377
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,598
and went on a pity date
that was just errands?
378
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:34,776
The rest is kisstory.
379
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:37,431
Um, I'm gonna ask
that barista out another time.
380
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,086
I thought your love story
would inspire me, but instead,
381
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:44,003
it's just made me painfully
aware of the randomness of life.
382
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,962
I guess you're right.
383
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,485
[sighs]
384
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:52,011
From now on, Claire, I'll just
say we, uh, met in college.
385
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,059
Well, Jake, wait.
[chuckles] Uh...
386
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,802
We still haven't told Cooper
how the kiss happened.
387
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,761
Huh, right?Oh, yeah. Uh...
388
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,764
Her mouth was closed.
I went in with tongue.
389
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,204
I basically just
licked her lips.
390
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,817
Okay, okay, I guess I'm the one
that's gonna have to tell you,
391
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,819
'cause Jake
is obviously embarrassed
392
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,865
by how romantic it was.
393
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,259
I am?
394
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:27,220
It was a bright and sunny day
in New Hampshire.
395
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,873
Jake and I were
just walking back
396
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,962
from our
post-health-center meal.
397
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,661
Thanks for getting me
the California Burger.
398
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,271
And for doing its voice.
399
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,969
[mimicking surfer]: Ha, ha.
How'd I get in this bun, brah?
400
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,797
[laughs]
401
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,712
Ugh, this whole thing
kind of makes me wish
402
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,063
I hadn't submitted
a new transfer application.
403
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,587
I'm supposed
to leave tomorrow.
404
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,024
Seriously? That sucks.
405
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:53,246
I know. I mean, maybe it's
blunt-force trauma to the head,
406
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,423
or the cute guy that won't
shut up about New Hampshire,
407
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:59,121
but, uh, I think I'm starting
to like this place.
408
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,253
Whoa, whoa!Oh!
409
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,429
Ooh...Oh...
410
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,040
Hey, girl.
411
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,346
TOMMY:
Hey!
412
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,609
What do you think
you're doing?
413
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,046
Get out of here, Tommy Barlow.
414
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,526
Make me.
415
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,310
He said, "Make me."
416
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,142
You can take my playing time,
Tommy Barlow...
417
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,754
...but you can't
take my girl.
418
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,582
[crying]
419
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,933
I'm supposed to go to Stanford.Shh.
420
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:32,676
You're not going to Stanford.
'Cause if you do,
421
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,419
you're gonna miss the greatest
love story of all time.
422
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,030
♪
423
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,641
[cheering, applause]
424
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,520
Clap, Tommy Barlow.
425
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,913
[sobbing]
426
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,180
Holy crap. That's so sweet.
427
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,051
I need to go and ask out
that cute barista
428
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,444
before she transfers
to a different
429
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,054
Carol's Coffee & Stuff.
430
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,320
Wow, Claire.
431
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,018
I thought you didn't like
embellishing stories.
432
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,586
That ending had some serious
Shake 'n Bake on it.
433
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,544
[laughs]
434
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,938
Well, you inspired me.
435
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:20,463
I forgot that you have this
magical way of telling stories
436
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,204
that makes whoever
you're talking to
437
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,032
really feel something.
438
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,512
And sometimes,
people need that.
439
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,905
I know I did,
when I first met you.
440
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,691
It's one of the reasons
I fell in love with you.
441
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,040
Mm.
442
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,476
Also, my butt's
pretty sweet, right?
443
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,174
Oh, yeah. Mm.
444
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,305
I'm your little
Kardashian.
445
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,698
[whoops]
446
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,308
[both laugh]
447
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,962
Okay, so I-I promise
448
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:45,575
never to sum up our story with
a paltry "in college" again.
449
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,577
Okay?
450
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:50,928
Oh, um, and the next time you
tell the ending of our story,
451
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:53,888
can I, uh, rip out Tommy's
still-beating heart?
452
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,977
[imitates heartbeat][laughs]
453
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,022
[makes crunching sound]
454
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,292
[both panting]
455
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,903
Oh, my gosh, it is so cold.
456
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:11,601
How is this May?
457
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,082
Ooh, ooh!Oh, God.
458
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,431
Oh. Stay up.
459
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:16,780
Stay, stay, stay...
460
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,741
Hey, are you guys okay?
461
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,569
Hey, Tommy Barlow.
462
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,571
Ooh!
463
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,839
I got it. I got it.
464
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,275
You got it?
465
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,581
You good. All right.
466
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,496
[exhales]
Hey. Hi.
467
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:37,497
You guys want a beer?
468
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,846
Oh, yeah, we don't drink.
469
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,457
Yeah. But maybe one
little sip wouldn't hurt.
470
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,551
Oh.
Oh.
471
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:54,470
I feel like the next chapter
of our lives has just begun.
472
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,517
[indistinct chatter]
473
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,649
Is there a party around here?Yeah, just around the corner.
474
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