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Oh, if one more person
sends me
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An e-mail with "lftd"
at the bottom,
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I'm gonna "k" somebody's "a."
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What's "lftd"?
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Oh, come on, grandpa.
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Lftd-- "live for the day."
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It's the catchphrase
of that rapper j'burnt.
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That's a terrible catchphrase.
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I could come up with something
so much better.
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I think you're missing
one crucial component
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Of creating a catchphrase.
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People have to care
what you think.
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People care what I think.
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In fact, I'm a bit
of a trendsetter.
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Oh, please.
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Give us an example
of a trend you "set."
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The front tuck.
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Business in the front.
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Party in the back.
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You do that on purpose?
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Guys, guys, we've got
an announcement.
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Go on, you tell them.
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No, you tell them.
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No, I think it should
come from you.
No...
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I've lost interest.
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We're gonna rescue a puppy.
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Aw!
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Don't you already have
a dog?
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No.
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Somebody has a dog.
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Oh, no, wait, I was thinking
of andi and bobby's kid.
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oh.
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Wait.
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It's a terrible catchphrase.
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All right, may-maybe you didn't
hear me correctly.
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"chirp that bitch."
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It's ridiculous.
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What'd I just do?
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You locked your car.
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Lame!
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From now on,
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I'm gonna chirp that bitch.
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Hey.
Hi.
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Bobby, did you deposit
that tax refund check?
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What tax refund check?
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The check that I left
on the table
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With a post-it on it that said,
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"please deposit this check."
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Right.
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You have no idea
what I'm talking about.
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No. You know what?
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It's probably upstairs
on the nightstand
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With all my other papers.
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Or it's at the office.
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It's probably at the office.
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If not upstairs.
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Bobby, this is a big check.
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I don't want it disappearing
into one of your many piles.
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And more importantly,
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Did you get me
the double stuf oreos?
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Right.
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Why do I even write post-its?
I don't know.
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Look who I have.
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Oh, my god.
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You want to hold him?
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Yes, please.
Aw.
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Hi!
Okay.
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I'll be right back.
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I could just eat you up!
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:
Run for your life.
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All right, let's get
the two of us a treat.
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Whoa.
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What the hell is this?
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Well, they were gonna
kill these little guys.
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And I couldn't
just leave them there.
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And lowell is okay with this?
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He will be.
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As soon as I find homes
for nine of them.
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I'll take this guy.
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Where will you
two be living?
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Aw, the mean little man
won't let me keep you.
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Why's he so mean, huh?
Why is he so mean?
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I'm gonna kill him.
You want to take him?
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Ms. Pearce?
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Oh, god.
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Deena from accounting.
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I have the quarterly financials
for you to sign.
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Right, okay.
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Sign here.
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Uh-huh.
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And here.
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:
And initial here.
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And ini...
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Ini...
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Okay, okay, oh, god.
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I'm sorry.
I just need a minute.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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I think my boyfriend matt is
in love with someone else.
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And why would you think that?
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He said he's in love
with someone else.
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All right, well,
then dump him.
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Oh, you make it
sound so easy.
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It is. All you have
to say is, "get out,
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Go away, hit the road,
don't come back."
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Oh, thank you.
That's really helpful.
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Yeah, okay, bye-bye.
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I looked everywhere.
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That check is not
at the office.
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Yeah, well, it's
not here either.
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So, what am I gonna do?
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The good news is,
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On the drive home
from the office,
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I thought
of a better catchphrase.
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Extra crispy.
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It means cool.
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Will, I'm having a
serious problem here.
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Well, maybe you should
just relax
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And be extra crispy about it.
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Tell andi you lost the check
and get it reissued.
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I can't, it'll be another mark
on the marital scorecard.
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What's the marital scorecard?
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Every marriage has
a marital scorecard.
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You keep track of how many times
your spouse messes up.
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That way, you have something
to rub in their face
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When you're having a fight.
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So the secret
to a happy marriage is spite?
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And tv.
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All right, that's him.
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Everyone get cute.
Really sell it, okay?
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Oh, come on, scooter.
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You had all day
to lick yourself.
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Hey... Babe.
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Guess what.
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There's so many dogs.
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And I love every single
one of them.
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Hello! Mwah!
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Hello, what's your name?
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I got it!
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The check?
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God, no, you're
never gonna find that.
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My new catchphrase.
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You ready?
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Kickin' it friendly.
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I actually miss
"chirp that bitch."
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You're enjoying some beers
with your bros?
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You're kickin' it friendly.
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Ice cream with the gang?
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Kickin' it friendly.
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You're playing your banjo
on the front porch?
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You, my friend,
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Are kickin' it friendly.
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I'd make fun of you,
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But I'm picking through garbage
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And you live here rent-free.
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So who's the idiot?
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You gonna help me out
here or what?
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Dude, I just got a manicure.
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If it were weird,
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Would the word "man" be
a part of it?
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I don't know.
Tell me about menopause.
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You'll see--
"kickin' it friendly"
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Is gonna catch on huge.
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no, it's not.
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I bet that I can make
one of our friends
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Say "kickin' it friendly"
by the end of the week.
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You're on.
How much?
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I don't want to take
any of your manicure money.
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Loser grows a mustache.
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Ha! Deal.
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Pudding?
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Sure, why not?
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I'm sorry, ms. Pearce.
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I know I shouldn't be in here.
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But I feel like you're
the only person I can talk to.
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It's over with matt.
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Oh...
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Great, so you dumped him?
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And he got really pissed.
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And since he's my landlord,
he evicted me.
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I have nowhere to live.
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Wait, you didn't tell me
he was your landlord.
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I guess neither one of us
thought this through.
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Well, isn't there anyone
else you can live with?
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My mother.
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But she lives
with her boyfriend trent.
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And trent's mad at me
'cause I wouldn't agree
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To sell my eggs on craigslist.
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Isn't there anyone else
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You can talk to about this?
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My sister said I should set fire
to him while he's asleep,
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But that's her solution
for everything.
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All right, all right.
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Look, here's
what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna tell your mom
you're moving in with her.
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Okay, well,
maybe I should practice first.
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You be me and I'll be my mother.
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Fine.
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Um, mom, can I talk to you?
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Stop hitting on my boyfriend.
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I see the way you look at trent.
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And I'm done.
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This is so awesome.
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Just hanging out.
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Cracking some cold ones,
you know.
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Kickin' it friendly.
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If you have time
to drink a beer,
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You have time
to look for a house.
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So, after visiting
three government web sites,
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Each of which crashed six times,
and filling out
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Seven online forms,
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The I.R.S. Is gonna
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Send us a new check.
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Go ahead, say it.
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You're mad.
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I'm not mad, I'm just...
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I'm just disappointed.
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There it is.
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Bobby, it's just, it's so simple
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To be organized.
I mean, look at me.
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Look, I have my folder
of things that I've done.
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And my folder of things
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That need to be done.
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And that way,
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I know where everything is.
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Do you have to use the potty?
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A little.
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I was, I was talking to charlie.
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Well, sometimes
it's hard to tell.
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Come on, charlie.
I'll take him.
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Here we go.
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You want to put that on?
Yeah.
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All right.
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Well, that's unfortunate.
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So you had
the check all along?
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Yup.
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Oh, this is gonna be
a huge mark against me
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On the marital scorecard.
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You can win at marriage?
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Gosh, that makes monogamy
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Seem almost worth it.
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Bobby is never gonna let me
hear the end of this.
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Although...
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Yes?
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A new check is being issued.
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So...
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Andi!
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That was so wrong.
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So manipulative.
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So me.
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Ooh.
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Another text.
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This woman has become the bane
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Of my existence.
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I thought you told her to
move in with her mother.
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I did, but then
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The mother's
boyfriend moved out.
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And then the boyfriend
stole the mother's car,
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So she couldn't
get to work,
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So she lost her job at ihop.
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And it goes on!
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I mean, this girl is like
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A whac-a-mole of problems.
264
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It's like putting
your finger in a dike.
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Did that once in college.
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Wasn't my thing.
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Well, I'm surprised
you haven't just fired her.
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00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,002
Can't.
269
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,039
Her scoliosis is technically
a "disability."
270
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,607
Well, I guess you're
just stuck with her.
271
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:16,775
Yeah.
272
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,878
Unless I can pawn her off
on someone
273
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,347
With more compassion
than common sense.
274
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,750
Does human diarrhea medicine
work on dogs?
275
00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,921
Please say yes.
276
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,324
And voilà.
277
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,993
You want to pay us
278
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,462
To hang out with the accountant
from your office?
279
00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:39,330
She has
280
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,032
A name.
281
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,071
Look, the point is,
282
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,739
I will pay you
a generous hourly wage
283
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,740
To comfort her.
284
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,075
Think of it as babysitting.
285
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:54,245
For the world's biggest,
craziest baby.
286
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,347
Kate, we can't
take money
287
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,749
To help a person
in need.
288
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,217
He is right.
289
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,319
Pick a dog.
290
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,254
What?
291
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,190
Come on, you have a need,
we have a need.
292
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,792
I'll trade you a dog
for an accountant.
293
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,161
Is this animal trafficking
294
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,931
Or human trafficking?
295
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,102
Well, it does seem
like a big responsibility.
296
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,837
But a dog can't talk
297
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,872
And I can pay someone
to pick up after it.
298
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,073
I'll take
that one.
299
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,041
Oh, that...
300
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,175
You don't want her.
301
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,777
She's kind of mean.
302
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,112
Mean?
303
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,114
I like it.
304
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,615
Come here,
you little bitch.
305
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,623
Okay...
306
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,624
Okay, you guys!
307
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,192
Only five to go.
308
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,427
Just found a home
for the retriever.
309
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,062
Aw, damn it.
310
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,865
I just started to make
a real connection with gerry.
311
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,271
If you like, jules,
312
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,306
We could all be hanging out,
313
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,908
Brainstorming ways
to place these dogs.
314
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,177
You know, just
kickin' it friendly.
315
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,882
Can you believe
that I was worried
316
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,784
Lowell was gonna be angry
about the dogs?
317
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,985
I mean, who would've thought
318
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,419
He'd get sad
every time one goes?
319
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,589
Kickin' it
friendly.
320
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,192
It's just coming off
like tourette's now.
321
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,897
Guys, I want you
to meet deena.
322
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,565
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, deena.
323
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,467
Deena...
324
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,335
You're going to go with
jules and lowell now.
325
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,804
They're great,
you're gonna love them.
326
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,839
Oh. Well, you haven't
steered me wrong yet
327
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,208
And I know I need to meet
more people so I can...
328
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,679
Have a seat.
Will:
What's going on, deena?
329
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,081
Feel like kickin' it friendly?
330
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,051
What is wrong with you?
331
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,590
Oh, the check thing
is killing me.
332
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,758
I mean, maybe I should tell him.
333
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,193
I don't know.
What do you think?
334
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,328
Ugh, do you hear
what I have to deal with?
335
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,362
Who are you talking to?
336
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,831
Dog.
337
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,633
Oh, right.
338
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,035
Have you decided on a name?
339
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,170
Yeah. Dog.
340
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,438
So, about the check...
341
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,906
All right, gotta go,
dog needs me.
342
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,477
I'm sorry to throw you
under the bus,
343
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,146
But there's only so much
drama about a check
344
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,381
I can pretend to care about.
345
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,351
Just look at me once.
346
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,587
I love that you don't.
347
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,025
Andi:
Bobby...
348
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,627
I have to tell you something.
349
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,330
What is all this?
350
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,865
Storage bins.
351
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,399
Losing that check
352
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,968
Was the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
353
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,536
I'm gonna organize
everything.
354
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,471
The closet, the nightstand,
the garage.
355
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,440
What'd you have to tell me?
356
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,210
That if you're gonna
organize the garage,
357
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,546
You gotta get
bigger containers.
358
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,959
It's like looking
into a mirror.
359
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:57,929
Good evening,
ms. Pearce.
360
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,030
I just wanted
to tell you
361
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,231
There are smiley-face cupcakes
362
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,833
In the break room.
363
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:04,002
They're an accurate
representation of how I feel.
364
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,237
This is quite a change.
365
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,238
I know!
366
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,407
I've never been happier.
367
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,442
Wow, yes...
368
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,244
What?
369
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,545
Oh, just something lowell said.
370
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,814
Anyway, have a super night!
371
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,587
I know.
372
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,589
It's a beautiful,
full-bodied cabernet.
373
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,928
Hey, bob,
look at this.
374
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,697
We got a nanny cam so that
we can check on the dogs.
375
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,100
Oh, man, do they ever
stop licking themselves?
376
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,602
Hmm...
377
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,505
You would if you could.
378
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,208
Hey, guys.
379
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,480
This is just sad.
380
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,050
That's a, uh...
That's a unique shirt.
381
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,152
Yeah.
Was it free?
382
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,820
No.
383
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,989
No, I bought this because
everybody's saying this now.
384
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,991
Oh. I haven't heard
anyone say that.
385
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,125
Lowell:
Yeah. Me either.
386
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,226
I do like
the sentiment, though.
387
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,062
Right?
Who wouldn't?
388
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,396
Yeah.
389
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,398
It's kind of like
"hangin' out big-time."
390
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,733
Oh, my god,
lowell,
391
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,301
Did you just
make that up?
Yeah.
392
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,336
That's really good.
It's like a catchphrase
393
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,303
Or something.
Is it?
394
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,571
Jules:
Yeah!
395
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,807
Ooh, interesting.
396
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:21,746
Uh, kate, you can't
have a dog in here.
397
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:22,947
Dog's not a dog.
398
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,183
Dog is an upscale
life companion.
399
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,351
I'll have a chardonnay
400
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,685
And dog will take a zinfandel.
401
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,320
Hey...
402
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,688
What did you say
to miserable deena
403
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,823
To make her so happy?
404
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,291
Oh, we just gave
her some tips
405
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,159
On how to learn
to live in the moment.
406
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,828
Yeah. You know, just
"be in the possible,"
407
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,029
"accept yourself,"
408
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,497
And that there's
magic in the everyday.
409
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,432
So you got here a subscription
to o magazine
410
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,468
And she's miraculously healed?
411
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,169
Hey, don't get all worked up.
412
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,172
We're all just sitting here
kickin' it friendly.
413
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,541
You didn't
fix anything.
414
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,143
You just put a band-aid
on a gaping wound.
415
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,478
I mean,
deena's still
416
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,680
Loveless, penniless, homeless,
417
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,949
And her boss is a total bitch.
418
00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:01,052
:
You're right!
419
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,187
You're right,
my life sucks!
420
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,091
Kate... What do I do?
421
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,762
Have you tried
kickin' it friendly?
422
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,865
Nothing matters
anymore!
423
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,833
Nothing!
424
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,902
Kate, you have
to go after her.
425
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,972
Oh, but our wine
just arrived.
426
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,742
Fine.
427
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:25,910
Deena...
428
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,979
It's all gonna be...
429
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:30,515
Whatever, I don't know...
430
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,785
You'll feel fine, whatever...
431
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,659
Hi, deena.
432
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,827
Let me guess.
433
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,629
Bad day?
434
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,665
My sister set a small fire
435
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,067
And it turned into a big fire
436
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,335
And now she's in jail!
437
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,571
Sounds about right.
438
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,342
Oh, what a cutie.
Oh...
439
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,610
She may look cute,
440
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,012
But she's
actually vicious
441
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,213
And doesn't really
like to be touched.
442
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,681
Oh, she looks
really cuddly.
443
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,782
Oh, no,
I-I wouldn't.
444
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,184
No, no, oh,
no, don't...
445
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,719
Oh...
446
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,121
Oh, look who's so cute!
447
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,222
I love her so much!
448
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,224
This is the
sweetest dog ever!
449
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,693
Apparently.
450
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,296
Dog, you have proven
to be friendly,
451
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,398
Sensitive and loving.
452
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,066
You are dead to me.
453
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:26,137
You know, you two deserve
each other. Take her and go.
454
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,905
Really? Are you sure?
455
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,708
She's all yours.
456
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,176
Hey, wait!
457
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,713
That collar was expensive.
458
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:45,890
What's this?
459
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,658
It's a mustache comb.
460
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,261
Get to know it
'cause pretty soon
461
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,196
You're gonna be
kickin' it hairy.
462
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,500
It's not over
till it's over.
463
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,035
Hey, guys?
464
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,739
Can you read
this aloud, please?
465
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,408
"lickin' it triendly"?
466
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,512
That's a "k" and that's an "f."
467
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,347
Read it yourself
and leave us alone.
468
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,382
We're hangin' out big-time.
469
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,253
You can't even cheat well.
470
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,621
Behold.
471
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,190
Organization.
472
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,192
Losing that check
was the best thing
473
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,994
That ever happened to us.
474
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,762
You know, I probably could've
done it with one less container,
475
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,864
But in the end, I thought
it'd be best to keep cheerios
476
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,167
And honey nut
cheerios separate.
477
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,202
I am actually
turned on right now.
478
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,303
And...
479
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:36,174
I got a new bin for recycling.
480
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,342
Will, don't put your fruit
481
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,012
With my recyclables.
482
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,413
Not cool.
483
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,052
Hmm.
484
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,954
What's this?
485
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,390
This looks a lot like the...
486
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,625
The check
that we've been looking for.
487
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,695
Oh, my god!
488
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,264
I'm going into labor.
489
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:03,868
Well, cork it up.
490
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,206
I didn't lose the
check; you lost it.
491
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,074
And then you tried
to destroy the evidence.
492
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,909
You know what this
means, don't you?
493
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,012
I get a mark
on the marital scorecard?
494
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,847
A crime and a cover-up?
495
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,716
This goes
in your permanent file.
496
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,353
And I am done with the sorting
497
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,188
And the cleaning
and the organizing.
498
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,356
If you need me,
499
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,524
I'll just be sitting right here.
500
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,594
Kickin' it friendly.
501
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,796
Yes!
502
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,502
Son of a bitch.
503
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,911
All right, everyone know
what they want?
504
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:47,945
Yeah, I'll have the usual.
505
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,180
Veggie burger.
506
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:51,782
And I will have
a bowl of zinfandel.
507
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,453
God, I miss
that little bitch.
508
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,021
Bobby, what are you having?
509
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,525
Nothing.
510
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:05,196
Everything I eat
tastes like hair.
511
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:08,599
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