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How has it been?

Although you have given B rbara Valentina's gift and vice versa,

you have stumbled over the garlands and almost burned the house,

your hat has fallen, they have seen you the bald head and they have recognized you,

It has been well.

For me, is there nothing?

They are our favorite songs.

I made it.

You're Real Santa!

Quiet! I have caught you.

Please, if you let me go,

It will be very good.

Attempt of bribery.

And obscene acts in a public place.

We are in my house, my love.

No, love, no. You have to get involved in the character. If not, it's not worth it.

Ok, I give up.

Come here.

You're trapped.

You know that a couple from Tel Aviv

kissed for 30 hours straight?

- World record. - Go, lungs!

We're going to let him win a couple from Tel Aviv?

Never.

Cari o, look. A shooting star.

Make a wish.

- It's done. - Soon you will be fulfilled.

I sure can get it tonight.

It depends.

Do you have the George Clooney number?

Dumb.

Come here.

You know Casanova kissed first Women before the Eiffel Tower?

The Eiffel Tower did not exist in the eighteenth century.

I know, but if it had existed, I would have come here.

And it worked? The tactics of the first kiss, I say.

I was a professional ...

of the kisses.

MANY KISSES AFTER

Love is a dangerous disease

that, unlike measles or chickenpox,

it can be contracted many times in the course of our existence.

"I will love you forever."

"You are the woman of my life."

And above all "We will never separate."

These are the typical phrases we say when we are in love

How many of you Did you say them at least once?

Because you did not know that dopamine, a neurotransmitter,

increases during the phase of falling in love.

And that dopamine It is a kind of natural drug

that takes us to see the world Rose

But the values ​​are normalized spent a couple of years.

It is scientifically proven that romantic and passionate love

it ends after less than a thousand days after our first kiss.

I can ask you a personal question, because of his argument?

I am willing to everything.

Are you married?

I? No. I'm happily divorced for almost eight years.

Boys, resigned,

sooner or later we are destined to become "ex."

What a beautiful girl!

I like it, honey. It is very beautiful

It's not too big, it's beautiful.

I already told you, it's the same when my parents got married.

You will see that as soon as you see it, my mother will cry.

Have they finished that thing already?

We will ask Don Lorenzo.

You'll see what you like, because he's a strong guy,

- It does not seem like a cure, it seems ... - Excuse me, guys,

I was fighting with my girlfriend. That is, the motorcycle ...

Cycle

Here we finally have Don Lor .

Hello, Corrado.

This is Elisa. My girlfriend.

- It is a pleasure. - A pleasure, Elisa.

Lorenzo.

No, Don Lorenzo.

By the way, Don Lor , they will have finished the works on the wedding day?

I do not know, let's ask.

We will have finished that masterpiece on Valentine's Day?

If he pays me, yes.

It is already

And about the food pension, Dr. Martani,

declare that you agree to pay

the figure of 3,500 euros per month

and relinquishes custody of the two children.

Exactly, I just want to end this.

And Mrs. Zecchi, As for the figure, he agrees.

And relinquishes custody of the two children.

How is it possible? Do they both renounce? Have they spoken?

Hey, me too I would accept custody,

but I own of a fashion workshop in Mil n.

To be with them I should take planes.

- I'm here in Rome. - That I'm in Rome?

It makes me funny, Mr. Judge, he calls it a workshop.

A built-in wardrobe, three drawers, two shirts and he calls it workshop.

I leave in the morning at eight and I return at dawn.

I have a chain of premises that ... Lawyer.

Look what a good father. He has only seen his children asleep.

Have you seen who I'm married to? With someone without feelings.

If you gave them to them 200 euros for Christmas.

Do you understand, Mr. Judge? 200 euros

two children of 8 and 10 years old

They were waiting, I do not know, a Gormiti or a Winx.

An envelope with money, nor the Filipina.

Excuse me, where do you want that we put those children?

I write? You want them take home? Does it have space?

Actually my house is very small.

I already have a dog

Brunori, it was a joke. A way to talk.

Mr. Judge, the problem

I do not get along with the children.

We can not communicate.

Can I be honest?

The children They are not a sympathetic paradigm.

That's true. They are very unfriendly.

- Sure, with a father like that. - A father like that? But if they are yours.

You have raised them, you have educated them and you keep them.

No, you keep them t .

Have you heard her? You keep them t .

- You keep them t . - Rude.

Enough! Silence! What a beautiful family!

I want you to know that I had never seen an equal case.

We postpone the view

until the 12th of this month.

Come accompanied by your children.

If it is mandatory ...

Doctor Martani? Children are a serious thing.

You have to show respect when talking about the family.

Marriage should not be one thing that makes man worse,

it elevates it. It improves it.

You're a bitch, that's what you are!

Twenty-five years of marriage to the trash.

Very good, def gate.

You only know two things: Work and regret

Good thing someone works here.

If not, the holidays in the Seychelles

and the white week in Courmayeur, How were you going to do it?

You're an imbecile!

If I have not worked It's because you have not wanted.

Because you did not want a woman, You wanted a maid.

- A slave. - Calm down.

Luca, do not exaggerate. The cuttlefish was not so salty.

It's not because of the cuttlefish, Sergio, It is a question of principles.

Because I, in my house, I'm not free to say anything,

because this historical horn

I touch the eggs for anything.

We are not in a restaurant where you lament with the waiters.

If you were so eager, You could have taken us to dinner,

and I would not have had to cook all day

Or was it too expensive?

Make me look like a taco in front of my friends I know not.

I am an idiot. If I had killed her the first time I thought about it,

I would have left prison already.

If I had killed you, I would not have been sent to jail,

I would have been acquitted by alienation for marrying you.

Goodnight everyone.

Where are you going?

As usual, pretend he is leaving. He is a clown.

This time I swear by the Virgin that you do not see me again

Good evening again. Mr. fiscal.

Excuse me

Since our children They left,

It has gone mad.

I bring the cake? I have done it.

That friend of yours You need a psychoanalyst.

It was me.

Good job.

It is that it is bipolar with manno-depressive tendencies.

Even Freud would have given up.

Hey, why do not we run away and are we going to have dessert at my house?

On the first date to your house?

Yes, it's true, but it is not premeditated.

If the cake is the same as the cuttlefish ...

Let's go.

Tonight, the chef proposes, in honor of the woman he loves,

his first experiment with Italian cuisine The carbonara.

- Is it normal for it to be yellow? - It's an original recipe.

Spaghetti, eggs, bacon, oil, pepper and pecorino cheese.

Who has advised you? The dietitian?

Cari o, I think more like a frittata.

It's the French version, tortilla a la carbonara.

Do not complain, Giulia.

Think you will miss so much his tortillas.

Why?

Did not you tell him?

Not yet.

What?

It is bad news.

- No! Do your parents come to Paris? - No, not so bad.

They have promoted me. I received a letter from the ministry.

Cari o! It's great Why do you say it's bad?

Because I'm transferred to the embassy of Wellington, in New Zealand.

New Zealand. Of "The Lord of the Rings"?

That same one

Shit.

The Middle Earth!

- And the money for the taxi? - Here.

At what time will you return?

How much it takes to drag Two drunk guys?

- Dressed like that, very little. - You believe?

And you have not seen the thong. Model seen and not seen.

That, better if I do not see it.

- Adi s. At two at home. - At three.

At half past two.

I will be awake. At 2:31 I will read your mail.

I changed the password. Adi s, mam .

Where am I, little mouse!

Hello, little mouse!

Hey, what did you say What is this music called?

"Tribal brutal suicide."

That. "Suicide", now I understand it.

If you do not like it, I stop DJing

and I return to Paris to be porn star.

It's a joke, is not it?

I adore you.

- Hello Andrea. - Pap . What are you doing here?

I thought that I could come to be here with you.

How much we do not speak? Almost a life!

What do you say?

I've left mom. Definitely.

Yes, that is more credible.

- How are you? What are you doing? - Nothing. I was chatting

You do not have to worry, It will not bother you.

But since I bought this little house, I want to use it a little.

I get in the other room and I'm quiet.

Pap , wait.

Where are the sheets?

- Outside. - Sorry. Perd n

Who is it? Your girlfriend?

No no. It's Martina,

a friend. I'll be here a couple of days.

- Goodnight. - Noem , it's my father.

- A pleasure. - A pleasure.

Wait, before I forget it.

I have to give you the rent of December.

Sorry for the delay.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

- Let's see if I understand it. - No, daddy, I ...

- You have sublet my house! - To have money for expenses.

If I pay everything. To you and to that par sita of your mother.

It's the same fight as always. It will happen to you.

- Talk to her. - No. It's a definitive decision.

If I have to spend another 20, 30 or 40 years on earth,

I do not want to spend them at home with that one.

- And are you going to happen here? - Better than with that bitch.

- Pap , please, it's my mother. - Worse for you.

Paolo Desideri?

- Yes. - Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Do you remember Monique?

Monique, my girlfriend?

Do not.

My girlfriend. Or at least it was until you arrived t .

That's.

So, technically, are you your ...

- ex. - And a shit!

You have to disappear from your life. Is it clear?

But maybe we should leave it decide to her, no?

- Maybe I did not explain myself. - Do not...

Monique should not know that we have seen.

If I turn to you once with her,

you will have to change the photos of your documents.

The photos of the documents, OK OK.

Go away.

No, it's that this is my car. The key.

Go away!

Polic a! A madman has attacked me. A criminal.

- C lmese. Where has it been? - Here, two minutes ago.

The ex of my girlfriend He hit me and threatened me.

I want to file a complaint. Point, aim.

Yes, one moment. We go to the central and we will point.

David, come, we have to do a complaint for aggression.

- Goodnight. - Good evening, let's go to ...

What happened?

- What happened? - It is not a question. What happened?

What happened?

He asks me? Has said who has assaulted an ex of his girlfriend.

Oh, it's very dangerous. The majority of the homicides in Italy

they are for family matters, conjugal fights, horns ...

In this case it would not be treated of horns. In a sense...

The worst thing is that they all go unpunished.

- Ah, yes? - Clear.

How to catch one who kills a guy in an empty alley?

He rips off his head and then throw the body to a container.

How? Let's focus Who has attacked you? Do you know him?

How not? He said he was an ex.

- He said it? - No no. Maybe I have not explained myself.

You must let me finish the sentence.

I wanted to say ...

Former...

... tracomunitario.

Extracommunity.

- White? - No, of color.

An indefinite color.

A land of toasted Siena, an old ocher.

That in addition, He has not even assaulted me.

It has suddenly appeared and I was scared, but alone.

Alone, point ...

What do I write? It's wasting our time.

- Car 12, answer. - Listen, see what they want.

- Incident in the east tangential. - Received. Let's go.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

- Go shock. - The typical headset at the wheel.

Hi.

- Have you already identified her? - Not yet.

99% cocoa,

Ancient Aztec recipe.

Fondant extra.

My favourite.

Tonight I feel Van Gogh.

Now, I prepare the cloth ...

Excuse me, it's my ex-wife.

I have a special tone, when it sounds it cuts the roll.

Sorry, I've already turned it off.

It's late. Is not it weird?

What do you want?

Yes, it's me. Who is it?

Where?

I am coming right away.

What happened?

Nothing. What happened? Well, nothing.

How is it? Don Lor .

But if you're still shocked for coming back to see ... Elisa?

No, I liked to see her again. And I am a priest now.

You became a priest because of him.

Not at all, Ant . He heard the call.

Maybe they were wrong in number.

Hey, I've consecrated my life to God

and I do not think about Elisa anymore

in the sense that you think I think. I do not think.

- I do not think anything. - You think, you are malicious. I know you.

Of what?

Think what you want. But I will tell you something.

I no longer feel that palpitation by Elisa.

- No palpitas? - No palpito.

But when he left the church You wet your face with holy water.

Really?

Seriously! The priest is Lorenzo.

That Lorenzo?

Your ex?

I can not get married. It would be like a kind of ...

Hawthorn Bird.

Hey, it's been a long time since you separated.

And besides, you left him t .

And what happens? I feel uncomfortable the same.

Have you already told Corrado?

Do not.

He would have to say it, would not he?

Excuse me, honey.

No, I do not understand what Don Lorenzo has what do not you like.

It's not him. It's the church.

What? But it is perfect. It has the perfect measure.

Imagine that more guests are coming.

Like my cousins ​​from Sicily.

We have to foresee a little bit of overbooking

Yaquella little church of Trastevere?

With that cure a little ...

That one from Puglia?

That said: "If someone does it mean something

let him speak now or street forever. "

This is a marriage, Not a show.

Come on, do not fight before the wedding.

That if we arrive alive at the wedding.

What did you put the chili on? Dynamite?

Black pepper from Malaysia.

Oh, yes, from Malaysia. It seemed a little ...

Do we go to desserts? I have to go to the disco.

You accompanied me, no, little mouse?

I'm sorry, but no,

because I do not have the car and ...

But if when you entered you said that you did not find parking.

I said that?

It's that I have not found.

I have returned home and I've been walking. A walk.

Do not you live in EUR?

Well, on foot, by taxi, it's a way of speaking.

Today Jacques goes in bateaux-mouche with the Germans,

and Sophie and Alain to the Louvre with the Italians.

Do not steal anything, okay?

- Yt , Marc. - S ?

You go to P re Lachaise with the English war widows.

See you tonight, when you finished

To the cemetery with the widows. Go plan today!

What has Giulia decided?

It is an important opportunity.

He leaves on Friday, goes to Rome to say goodbye and then ...

Middle Earth

- You left him? - No, why?

Par s.

Wellington 24 hours of flight. 12 of time zone. Inverted stations.

You leave on Friday and you arrive Sunday morning.

No sex, because you can not stand.

The good thing is that you have to go back

and you can beat the world record of jet lag.

Very practical

And how good the Maor es are.

Jacques.

Kato.

Kato, come.

Precious!

My precious Kato.

Hello? Who is it?

What about yesterday's dinner, little mouse? Spicy, is not it?

Yes, a little.

It's the pepper from Malaysia, It is inevitable, Elisa is obsessed.

I had told you that you did not have to see Monique anymore.

No, no, hey,

nothing happened It was just a dinner with friends.

I do not care. You have to disappear of his life, is it clear?

Is it clear?

Yes, yes, it's clear.

Be careful with milk, idiot.

Thank you.

Michela 20 years ago was the girl Most beautiful of the university.

When I met her

I was kissing my boyfriend

that after a few years she would become her husband.

I fell ill right away.

But it only lasted a week.

Why...

you could not not love Michela.

Many years have passed and she has always been my best friend.

Life is like that,

the men pass by,

but friends really stay.

That's why today I'm angry.

Because it's not fair.

It's not fair.

We had organized a trip to Ireland this summer.

She and I alone.

Without husbands, without children ...

We always say it, but we never got it.

Maybe this time we would have succeeded.

Perd n

- Are you there? - Almost.

Look, we have a lot of things to carry.

We will make two trips ... There were four things.

Pap , why do not you come t here with us?

Cari o, we've already talked about it.

I have the university nearby. And my house is bigger.

We'll be fine, you'll see.

I know it's a difficult question,

but tell me, children,

yes one day your parents

live in separate houses,

Who would you like to live with?

With neither.

- And why? - Because each one is worse than the other.

He has already heard them, they offend us.

Please. I'm talking to the children.

There is one of the two with which you like more

Do things with the other?

We never do anything with them.

Why do you say that?

The other day I bought you a game of tennis,

I spent a lot of money and we play all day.

You played all afternoon with your friends. Look what you did to me.

You got into in the path of the rev s.

It was a match ball, I could not stop.

I took them yesterday to take a nice walk.

Where did you go?

To the center of aesthetics. He made us wait three hours.

It is the indispensable minimum.

A peeling, a wax, an ayurvedic.

But then we left to take an ice cream.

Yes, of course.

Well, children, what would you like to do? with your parents?

Where would you like to go?

To the planetarium, to see stars.

To the theater, to see La Boh me.

- The Boh me? - Have you heard?

What had he said? Do you think it's normal? They are rare.

La Boh me instead of Spiderman.

La Boh me is a masterpiece. Do not you think, Brunori?

- Have you seen La Boh me? - I'm home late.

In what chain do they pass it?

I congratulate you. Because La Boh me It is one of my favorite operas.

Yes, Mr. Judge, Mimi is one of the best written characters.

And La Boh me is also a social critic

to the condition of women in the XIX century.

See what's my situation, Mr. Judge?

These are not my children. They are children of Nanni Moretti.

Children, I ask you this for the last time.

Who do you prefer to be with?

Mr. Justice, we love you divorce them.

Is it possible?

But I understand you.

Valentina, inst late up, where is the treadmill.

I've emptied your hobby room, because I do not have any

Is there always this mess?

A Filipina is coming twice a week, but it can come more.

Come.

Girls, tonight I will make you my specialty,

Milanese chops with mashed potatoes.

Pap , I'm allergic to milk.

- Since when? - Since ever.

- Okay, let's make a carbonara. - I am vegetarian.

- I make it with cheese and pepper. - Take milk.

Already.

- Can I ask you a favor? - Whatever you want.

Do not become your worried father, it does not look good on you.

- Is it always like that? - Only when he's sad.

- Very good, Giulia. - Thank you.

- Are you coming to the party tonight? - Clear.

Sorry, it's my phone.

Cari o. Are not you sleeping?

Ah, in Paris it's raining ... Wind?

Yes, it seems,

is that I have the air conditioning very strong, it's hot.

Hey, I have an interview with the ambassador,

I'll call you later. Okay? I'll call you.

Adi s, goodbye.

- Was it the cuckold? - Yes.

Why is it so complicated?

Next time we buy one of 100 pieces, very easy.

Go to sleep, tomorrow I'm leaving soon.

Wait.

I have to look at you well, I do not know when I'll do it again.

Whenever you want

For that, they invented the webcam and the chat.

I already hear your companions: "How heavy is that!"

But there are things that can not be done by mail.

Do you want to dance, little lady?

Yes, sir.

Because, my children, it's very easy,

It is easy to say: "let's get married". "Let's go."

And on the other hand it is very difficult to say:

"Let's continue together." Remember one thing,

Every divorce always starts with a marriage.

You know how many couples come back after less than a year?

"Don Lorenzo, I can not stand it anymore." "Don Lor , it's a mani tica."

"Don Lor , this one does not wash."

"He does not let me see the game." "He does not let me see the novel."

Is that marriage? And then sex.

That blessed sexual attraction that sooner or later fades away.

And when he leaves, the strange thoughts begin.

The husbands stay awake, looking guards on the Internet.

Then they organize supposed football games,

to go with his lovers.

And you think that at that

women Are they waiting at home?

What is going! Do not.

What do they do? They go to the movies, or they say they go to the movies with a friend,

but they go out with another who has told to his wife

I was going to play soccer. Women become lovers.

Who has been unfaithful?

No one?

Secure?

Framework.

When I was young, on vacation.

On vacation does not count? Do you want a summer dispensation?

You have been unfaithful

And who knows how many more of you?

And if one is safe to be in love?

Corrado, are you sure?

I know

- Yt , Elisa? - She too.

Let her talk, I ask her.

We've been living together for two years now,

If it had to have happened, It would have happened.

Never say Never.

- Good. Hopefully not. - Hopefully not.

And how many times in life you have sworn eternal love

and then you forgot,

leaving a poor person alone, in the middle of the street,

that maybe you already imagined by your side

with two children, a house on the beach, and a garden,

even a dog?

But no, from night to morning,

wordlessly, You have gone.

How many have you done?

I.

I know

Oh, t s , Elisa.

Why?

Because we were different,

we always fought

and he was too childish.

And all that, did not you ever tell him?

Yes. I told him, but he did not listen to me.

- I did not hear you. - Do not.

And you never thought that poor man

Maybe it happened very badly?

I also had a very bad time.

Children Let's talk about children.

That extraordinary gift of the Lord.

You know how unpleasant What is changing a country?

And with that you think you've solved it?

I've only done him a favor to good taste.

That was disgusting. Like all your mother's gifts.

Look who speaks in good taste. Blue socks, brown tie.

It was only once. And you keep telling me about it.

Now you will pay me, look.

No, you can not be so crazy That was a memory,

and my mother did not give it to me only, to you too.

- Distribution of goods. - Yes. Let's split it in half.

You're crazy, I'm going to do to be locked up in an asylum,

with electroshock treatment ...

Pap ! Mam !

- Cari o. - Dear. Have you returned?

I'm glad you came to see us before you leave,

because your father and I

we have to tell you that we are

Very proud of you, right?

Yes, of course. A moment ago we said:

"Oh, our baby,

It seems that I was born yesterday

and has been in Paris, in France, and has brought this ...

And now it's going to New Zealand. "

And I've always wondered, if there is a New Zealand,

What is old Zealand?

Andrea told me everything.

Are you crazy? What are you doing?

Your father and I are evaluating the possibility of separating us a little.

No. You're valuing. I have already valued it.

So I can go calmly.

Sorry, why can not we see each other in my house?

Because we are always at home ...

There is a proverb that says that routine kills relationships.

Well, I'll go see you.

No. It's very banal.

Let's do something transgressive, I do not know, let's see

far from Rome, on the Tiberina island.

You wait for me at kilometer 5, that will arrive.

On the island of Tiberina?

- Are you crazy? - Come on, it'll be fun.

We will play the client and the prostitute.

What good. I like it.

Hey, beautiful, how much do you want?

700 euros.

700 euros? You want me to pay you also the taxes?

- Where are you? - There's a lot of traffic, little mouse.

Rains.

Seriously?

- I'm here in two minutes. - Hurry or low the price.

How much do we not do? It seems like a lifetime.

No, less, less.

Slow slow. Do not give me the pacifier.

I'm going to become a fierce little mouse.

What are you waiting for?

How does the fierce mouse do?

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

- What's the matter? - The police!

No. Also here? It's a nightmare.

Better not see us together.

Low.

Okay, calm, we'll explain.

We are a couple, I'm not a real prostitute.

I have not explained myself, he's going to kill me.

Paolo, come on.

Put the insurance. Do not open. Still.

My God, my God.

What are you doing? Opens.

Better not. Better not.

Paolo, open.

Open, carabinieri.

Carabinieri.

Carabinieri.

Long live the carabinieri, long life to the benem rita.

Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

Giulia, right?

Mrs. Gibson?

Welcome to New Zealand. I will show you the house.

Cari o. Are you coming?

Where?

How do you adhere? You have invited me to eat.

Roberta, sorry. I am In college, I can not talk.

The rector has had an accident. I'll call you later.

Sorry, it's one I'm dating. Is very heavy.

How many salts?

5 6. More students of thesis, obviously.

Where did we go?

We talked about Michela.

Look what he has done to me. It goes and it dies.

- I do not think he did it on purpose. - I suppose not.

But now, with Valentina and Barbara at home...

You know. No sex, drug and rock'n'roll.

Luca, my life is over.

Mine has just begun. I have set the separation view.

I've taken care of the details, the usher is a friend of mine.

Now enjoy.

The years after the divorce they are the best.

Excuse me Does he bring me the bill?

I am coming right away.

And what about Renata and t a Lella

- I put them with your friends? - No, Corr ,

Poor thing, it's a stick.

I know, but, Where do I put these two old women?

Let's put them on your parents' table,

- They are sisters of your mother. - Yes, but they hate each other.

Do they hate each other?

And if I put them with your parents?

- I hope it's a joke. - Maybe they like each other.

I guess I can choose

where do they sit The day of my wedding, is not it?

I do not know, you've done it all.

It's not a wedding banquet, It looks like a game of football.

Okay, honey, do not get mad. We speak at home.

Here it is.

They are 43 euros fair.

Sorry, we are deciding the tables, because we got married.

Congratulations.

Pap ?

Pap ?

What are you doing?

- I dance. I had not danced for 25 years. - And you have to start now?

All together, hands up.

Giulia, daddy is in the living room, with my friends, dancing "Sex bomb".

Do something or kill it.

What can I do?

I do not know. Make them make peace.

I talked to mam , it was useless. If I name him, he gets angry.

And what do I do?

Giulia ...

Andrea, I'm working. I will call you later.

No, Giulia, it will be night ...

Excuse me, my little brother. What did you say?

- Meeting with the ambassador. - I go.

By the way, these first days,

if you need something,

At any time, call me.

In agreement. Thank you.

Another time?

Oh, no, it's my boyfriend.

I'm going.

No wait. I will introduce you.

Hello, honey.

Hi, Giulia.

Hi. How many are you?

The one in the center is Marc, my boyfriend.

This is John, a companion.

- Hi all. - Hi John.

Cari o, I'm leaving.

I have a meeting. Until tonight. A kiss.

- Adi s, friends. - A kiss.

Have you seen?

Would I have already assembled it with your ex?

It's not my ex.

...and considering the statements of the parties,

I think the best solution It is joint custody.

But...

What they are reading

It is the weekly program that they must follow scrupulously.

- Program? - Is that a joke?

Judge, this program is impossible. You can not follow, you can not ...

accompany my daughter to the theater course twice a week.

Do not do that to me, have mercy.

I've only been to the theater once and I fell asleep after ten minutes.

And I can not spend the Saturdays in the zoo and the planetarium.

What is the planetarium?

No, excuse me, how I take you On Sundays excursion?

For example, next Sunday

I have the world convention on reconstruction of u as.

Well, I'll miss it, sir.

What? Lawyer, do something. This is abuse of power.

No, it's wrong, it's not an abuse, It's advice.

- I think it's blackmail. - Well, let's not be fussy.

If this program is not respected, Alice and Leonardo,

Call me, and launch the counteroffensive.

What?

I would not want, for example,

that there was a fiscal inspection in his workshop,

Sire, you know that if you search

always something is found.

And I would not like it, by chance,

you discovered that every day they take the SUV.

- Because he has an SUV. - If I have?

Do not be offended, but it's a study.

It's logical.

- It looks like an SUV. - Thank you.

And suppose a couple of carabinieri ...

We understand.

Very well.

Hello, honey.

You have returned soon.

Well, yes.

They have made me angry and I have suspended them all.

He has called one Roberta. He says do not call her again.

Voucher.

- Have you done a t? - I have tried it.

But I do not think it's t .

This one?

- Pap , are you still smoking joints? - I?

You are already 50 years old.

What's going? In addition, I am 49.

Do you know what happens? It's the Filipina, who comes and takes drugs at home.

I already got it once ...

- And Valentina? - Up, with Giampi.

Who is Giampi?

One of its kind.

And Giampi stays for dinner?

I do not know.

I'm going to ask him.

Voucher...

Valentina!

Pap . Forgives, Is not your house called?

Goodnight.

What are you doing?

- What do you think? - Where, at home?

If you want, let's go to a parking lot. Do you leave my car?

Why do not you leave us a little privacy?

- Mam was leaving me ... - Mam was leaving you ...

Giampi, are you staying for dinner ... after?

No thanks. I prefer to go home, After that I dream.

Very well.

Excuse me.

R os of words.

Words between us.

Sooner or later they take us.

I will give you my heart.

I will give you my heart, if you want.

If you want.

Now talk to him.

- Precious. - I dont believe it.

We have made 250 kilometers to come to Pescara

to see a Jalisse concert?

Tell me it is not true.

Jalisse are a piece of history of light music in Italy.

- Jalisse? - Clear.

Listen to the sound. Look at the people, she can hardly sit still.

I hope nobody sees me that knows me,

if not, my career at the disco it's over

R os of words.

Words between us.

Hey, Paolo, tell me the truth. Is something wrong?

Lately we did not go out in Rome,

we are a couple of n madas.

Well, no,

is that Rome, from the point of view cultural, musical,

and I'm sorry to say that also gastronomic, is dead.

Compile it with Pescara.

- The impressive Pescara ... - Paolo.

Yes, indeed,

there is a problem.

The problem is that...

It's that they do not do the Caipirinha with cacha a.

It's very rare in a place like this.

I'll ask you for a rum, something more ...

Monique

- Hello david. - What a surprise.

- What are you doing here? - I'm a great admirer of Jalisse.

- T too? - Yes.

I'm surrounded.

Who is this?

Sorry, this is Paolo.

- This is David, my ex. - Charmed.

Easy, we have a great relationship.

- Are you alone? - Yes. Yes.

- Sit down with us. - I do not want to disturb.

Maybe the Lord wants to go around.

If he insists, he'll be happy.

Do you understand me?

I'm not ready. How did you do it with your children?

I know what. By instinct.

Try to be open, give them freedom.

Still more?

Hey, I do not know, I have my problems,

and the psychologist is you.

One thing is the theory ... To my wife it came out naturally to me, no.

Pap ?

Forgives. S ?

- Do you have a condom? - What?

A condom

Free yes, but not this. It's too much...

Do you have or not?

You can not ask your father ...

- Say it, we'll do it without. - No, no, wait.

Maybe he has one ...

Are you in the wallet?

For emergencies.

It's retardant ...

Best.

Oh thank you.

Have you seen?

What are you laughing about?

Retardant ...

Easy!

I'm going!

Kato.

Do you want to stay orphaned?

Where are you? Kato?

Where are you?

What a nice cat.

You made me hit me.

Let's go to the couch to be together for a while.

My God!

What are you doing in my house?

I can not sleep.

- Do you want an infusion? - No no thanks.

Come come.

Here

Here

Just think that Monique I can make love with you

It amazes me

Not really, before, but by mistake,

even, personally, against my will

I, since we met,

I swear I have not touched it, not even with ...

I'm in love with Monique and I would do anything for her.

It's very beautiful on your part. Much.

I immediately understood that you are a sensitive person in excess ...

- Yes. Take the phone. - Voucher.

Here it is.

Now call it and say it.

- I? - Yes.

I have never left a woman. I do not know how to do it.

Improvise

The dialed number is not available. Please, try ...

It's off. Sleep

What do we do?

Are we sending you an SMS?

You have 48 hours.

Let's play. What am I focusing on?

Cari o, I'm still in the office.

Please, here I can not ...

If you guess, you will have a prize.

The belly?

You are wrong.

The foot?

Oh, no, I see cellulite. The ass?

I know you have cellulite.

The inner part of the thigh. And now...

We're still at home, because really ...

A track?

Hot zone

How hot?

Very hot.

That's a...

- A fish! - Mr. Giresse.

Remember that I do not pay you to masturbate online.

No, it was just a game. I miss my girlfriend.

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