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[MR. NOBODY] This is a story
about four couch potatoes and...
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Oh, my God, I should
be drinking for this.
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This bag of ham is Cliff Steele,
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an egocentric racing champion
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who drove his family under
a jackknifed trailer. Yikes!
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Now his brain is all that's left
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housed inside this robot
by this man, Niles Caulder.
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[DIRECTOR] Action!
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[MR. NOBODY] Rita Farr was
a star of the silver screen.
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Then a mysterious liquid changed
her into a terrifying blob,
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- forcing her to hide from common society.
- [YELLING]
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Larry Trainor. Hotshot pilot, perfect
life, perfect wife, and a hidden secret.
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Mix in cosmic radiation and the worst
sunburn you've ever seen, and voila!
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An energy being living inside a man.
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Finally, Jane. Sixty-four individual
personas with unique superpowers.
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Each one just, oh, so precious.
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Which one of you motherfuckers
wants me to jerk a knot in your ass?
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[CLIFF] Fuck me.
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[MR. NOBODY] One day, these
clowns jumped in their clown car,
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drove into clown town and a
three-ring circus broke out.
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The only thing this sideshow
needs is a trained donkey,
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which brings us to me.
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I had a Nazi turn me
into a Rubik's cube,
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manifested my desire for chaos
into this flatulent beast
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and set this towny
town to self-destruct.
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All caught up? Good.
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Let the pretentious
title sequence begin.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[EZEKIEL] Now comes their reckoning.
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They lashed their
whips at you, dear Lord,
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and now they will be
lashed with eternal flame.
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I have been faithful unto death.
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Crown me and let me be
seated by your most holy side.
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Yes! I am ready, Father,
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to lead your... [SCREAMS]
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[CLIFF] What the fuck?
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[MR. NOBODY] Welcome back to
the shitshow, everyone.
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Where were we?
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- [MAN SCREAMING]
- [LARRY] No!
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[MR. NOBODY] Ah, yeah. I was
just opening my big fat hole.
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[GROUND CRACKS]
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Alas, our merry band of
misfits were not equipped
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for grand acts of heroism just yet.
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That was a finesse that dear old
daddy hadn't bothered to teach them.
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- [MAN SCREAMING]
- [MR. NOBODY LAUGHING]
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Who are you talking to?
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Grant Morrison fans, Reddit
trolls with DC subscriptions,
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and the three new fans who stuck
around after the donkey fart.
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You still think you control
this story, don't you?
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Haven't seen any evidence
to the contrary, old friend.
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To wit. You've slipped through
my fingers for the last time.
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[LARRY] No!
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It's the Chief!
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[SCREAMING AND GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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No!
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[CLIFF] Jane! Jane!
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Don't do it.
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Wait! No, don't do it!
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No. Jane, what are you doing?
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No! No. Jane!
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Jane! No! No!
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[CLIFF] Holy shit.
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- [EXPLOSION]
- [CLIFF GASPS]
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Holy shit!
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- [GASPS] Holy shit!
- We get the point!
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We all saw it, there's no
need to restate the obvious.
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[CLIFF] I'm sorry. Am I
reacting too much for you?
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[RITA] I just don't see how
hysterics are going to help.
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[CLIFF] One, I don't get hysterical.
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Two, what are you doing to help?
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Me? Well, nothing.
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Look, it's all going to be fine.
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Chief disappears all the time.
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[CLIFF] Into a fucking hole?
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In the fucking ground?
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[RITA] Well, don't get snippy with me.
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I've known Niles Caulder a long time,
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and no matter how long he's
gone, he always comes back.
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[CLIFF] What about Jane?
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What about the town?
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Jane can take care of
herself, believe me.
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And Chief will know what to do
about the town when he gets back.
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[CLIFF] So, denial beats hysteria?
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You're ignoring the part where Chief
said his enemies were coming for him.
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Actually, you ignored that part
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when you insisted on
staying behind to, what?
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Protect some townies?
Punch some bad guys?
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We could've been miles from here by now.
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[CLIFF] But you're not. You
turned the bus around for me.
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Jane turned the bus around for you.
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I went along with it in a
moment of temporary insanity.
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[CLIFF] So, sue me for
wanting to do the right thing.
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And what does the right
thing look like now?
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Look around, Cliff.
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You can't punch nothing.
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[CLIFF] Someone is responsible for this.
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[LARRY] We are.
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Everything that's happened went
exactly as it was supposed to.
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This is what the world looks
like when we try to live in it.
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Niles warned us.
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Then proved himself right.
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We'd be well-served to take
the Chief's advice from now on.
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[CLIFF] You're kidding me.
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You're gonna run again?
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[LARRY] As far away
from here as possible.
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[CLIFF] Where are you going?
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It's Thursday.
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Trash day?
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[CLIFF] So that's it?
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I'm going this alone.
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What did you expect, Cliff?
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We're not heroes.
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[EXPLOSION]
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- [PATTY] Give me a sec.
- [TIM] Make it quick.
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[KEYPAD BEEPING]
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[BEEPING]
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[PATTY GASPS]
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[KEYPAD BEEPS]
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What is taking so long?
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It, um... it wants to talk to you.
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[KEYPAD BEEPING]
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What is this shit?
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- [ATM TRILLS]
- Whoa... Whoa, whoa!
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[MALE VOICE ON ATM] Congrats, man.
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You just upgraded from
misdemeanor to felony.
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- [BONE CRACKS]
- [SCREAMS]
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[PATTY WHIMPERING]
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Hey!
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[MALE VOICE ON ATM] Psst!
It's me you want, broke-ass.
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[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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Cops are on their way.
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You're Cyborg.
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[SCOFFS]
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You can call me Vic.
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[LIVELY CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]
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[DEVICE TRILLING]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hey, Dad.
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I just downloaded your
systems report for analysis.
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Nothing to debrief, simple mugging.
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Oh, thank God for Cyborg.
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You saved a whole $600.
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And a possible murder victim.
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She saw the mugger's face.
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This was the second location,
there wasn't going to be a third.
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So you spent 57 seconds messing with
the perps instead of disarming them.
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- Can we just fast-forward to your conclusion?
- Okay.
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You're capable of better.
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[SIGHS] Do better. Copy that.
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Like... I'm gonna eat.
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Enabling privacy mode
until further notice.
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Copy that.
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[MAN 1] Whoo! What up, man?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Grid. Pull up crime blotters.
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Too small. Go deeper.
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Search ARGUS feed.
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Horrible, destructive, chaotic.
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Just a few of the words locals
used to describe what they saw.
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[FRANK] Hey, Jim. I, uh...
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I know you sent us out here
to investigate an attack,
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but, uh, there's nothing here.
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The whole town's gone.
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[JIM] God damn it, Frank.
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[FRANK] Should I just rope it off?
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[JIM] Yeah. Call it water contamination
or a gas leak or some shit.
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I'll add it to the Ant Farm's backlog.
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What's the name of that town again?
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[FRANK] Cloverton. Cloverton, Ohio.
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So, what have you got planned
for the rest of the day?
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After you fix my eye.
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There is no "after," Vic.
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Improving your programming
is a full-time job.
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- Finally.
- [DOOR HISSES]
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Niles!
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Vic. [LAUGHS]
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Good God! Have you grown another
inch since I last saw you?
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Impossible. The cybernetics froze
his growth after the accident.
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And you haven't changed a bit.
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How the hell are you, Silas?
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Impatient. We said 10:30, Niles.
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[SIGHS]
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You know, the astronomers at Atacama
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couldn't figure out why I was
so interested in their glass.
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And the Chinese, they wouldn't
even let me into Yunnan.
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So I had to crib my lensing technique
from an exiled Burmese engineer.
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So, just a regular day at the office.
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Well, the exercise keeps me young.
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And it was worth it.
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How's the circus in Cloverton?
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[NILES] It keeps me busy.
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I'm working with some
fascinating people.
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Each one of them is just...
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bursting with potential.
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Like you, Vic.
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- [REPORTER] Some sort of giant blob run amok.
- [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Horrible, disruptive, chaotic.
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[WOMAN] Fucking bitch!
Give up your money or die!
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[SIGHS]
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[LARRY] Excuse me.
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Can I help... you?
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What's the single most remote place
I can get to from the next bus?
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Ismay, Montana. Uh, a great sky country.
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[LARRY] Great. I've been
wanting to work on my tan.
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That was a joke meant to make you feel
more comfortable with my appearance.
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- [MACHINE WHIRRING]
- [PAPER TEARING]
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[HORN HONKS]
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[GROANS]
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You okay, mister? You got
hit by some kind of firework.
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[LARRY GASPS]
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- Second thoughts?
- Let's try somewhere else.
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[HORN HONKS]
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No. Don't you dare, you little...
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[GRUNTS]
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[GASPS]
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Mommy, the mummy's awake.
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Jenkins. Great brewery.
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- [GROANS]
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Kernville's nice. Good tubin'.
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- [GROANS]
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- [YELPS]
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- [GROANS]
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Does it even matter?
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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[GROANS IN FRUSTRATION]
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You son of a bitch.
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- What do you want from me?
- [PEOPLE YELP]
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I'm trying to protect
people... from you!
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From you!
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Just let me go.
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Let me go!
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[PANTING]
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[CLIFF GRUNTS] Here,
donkey, donkey, donkey.
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Here, boy. Come here.
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Hold still. No, donkey! Hee-haw!
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Fuck! Hey, wait up.
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[DONKEY BRAYING]
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Donkey! Son of a...
[GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION]
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Come here. Here. Get
over here, you jackass!
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God damn it! Brain the
size of a fucking walnut.
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Fucking ass! Hey! I'm talking to you!
246
00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:18,296
You can run all you want,
stupid donkey. I don't get tired.
247
00:16:20,399 --> 00:16:21,599
Looking for this?
248
00:16:21,602 --> 00:16:22,903
[CLIFF] Who are you?
249
00:16:22,906 --> 00:16:24,416
Vic Stone.
250
00:16:24,419 --> 00:16:26,220
Some people call me Cyborg.
251
00:16:26,222 --> 00:16:27,385
Here to help.
252
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,789
[CLIFF] Nice eye. You're in my way.
253
00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:32,693
- What's with the donkey?
- It sent us a message.
254
00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:34,626
Been chasing this fleabag all morning.
255
00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:36,428
Full of some kind of
secrets or some shit.
256
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,566
I saw footage of you and your
pals messing up that diner.
257
00:16:39,568 --> 00:16:42,769
Wanna explain how you managed to
obliterate the rest of the town?
258
00:16:42,771 --> 00:16:44,202
Oh, Cyborg!
259
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,706
The guy who nobody asked to be here,
260
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:48,005
who pokes his nose into
business that ain't his!
261
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,107
Hi.
262
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:52,145
Man, you must be one of Niles' strays.
263
00:16:52,147 --> 00:16:53,413
- You know the Chief?
- I do.
264
00:16:53,415 --> 00:16:54,981
Why didn't you say you know the Chief?
265
00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:58,049
Because watching you trying to
be effective is real distracting.
266
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,751
- Where is he?
- He's gone.
267
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:01,922
Ground opened up.
268
00:17:01,924 --> 00:17:03,490
Swallowed him and the whole town.
269
00:17:03,492 --> 00:17:08,577
Our housemate Jane tried to
save him, now she's gone, too.
270
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:09,845
Sorry.
271
00:17:09,848 --> 00:17:12,601
- I just need a second just to...
- Oh, no, go ahead. Yeah.
272
00:17:12,604 --> 00:17:14,001
...get this straight.
273
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:15,140
[SIGHS]
274
00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:18,969
How does a band of circus freaks
manage to screw up so badly
275
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:22,902
that they lose their leader and the
whole entire town at the same damn time?
276
00:17:22,905 --> 00:17:25,866
[CLIFF] Hey, Monday-morning QB,
I don't feel good about it either.
277
00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:27,103
Did you see who made the hole?
278
00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:29,098
[CLIFF] I was busy not
getting swallowed by it.
279
00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:32,386
- Where's the hole now?
- It swallowed itself.
280
00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:33,898
Did you see anything useful?
281
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:35,587
[CLIFF] Yes, damn it! The donkey!
282
00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:36,957
What's the donkey got to do with it?
283
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:39,658
[CLIFF] That's what I'm
trying to figure out, asshole!
284
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,508
[BRAYS AND RETCHES]
285
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,085
I take it that's Jane.
286
00:17:57,045 --> 00:18:00,079
[SIGHS]
287
00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:01,882
[DOOR OPENS]
288
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:15,594
Larry.
289
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:18,630
I'm just, um, borrowing some...
290
00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:21,935
Hmm. I don't know what I'm doing.
291
00:18:21,937 --> 00:18:24,276
I thought you left.
292
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:29,876
[LARRY SIGHS] I ran from you, you know.
293
00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:31,511
When you...
294
00:18:31,513 --> 00:18:34,045
- you know, in Cloverton.
- Mmm.
295
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:37,015
You needed us.
296
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:39,953
Me.
297
00:18:39,955 --> 00:18:41,219
[LARRY SIGHS]
298
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:45,257
I ran away because I can't
control this thing inside of me.
299
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:50,095
I would've run from me, too.
300
00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:53,718
If I could run from me right
now, I would. [CHUCKLES]
301
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:03,945
We don't have to get involved.
302
00:19:03,948 --> 00:19:07,752
Especially if we make things worse.
303
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:11,688
- [CLIFF] We got a live one!
- [DOOR OPENS]
304
00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:13,718
Jane? What happened?
305
00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:15,286
[CLIFF] The donkey spit her out.
306
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,158
- What?
- [CLIFF] The donkey spit her out.
307
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,892
You know, when he says it twice like
that, it really does sound crazy.
308
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:24,094
Name's Vic.
309
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,100
Cyborg.
310
00:19:27,102 --> 00:19:28,332
From Detroit.
311
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:32,405
So you're some sort of big city hero?
312
00:19:32,407 --> 00:19:33,938
I wouldn't say that.
313
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,707
Heroes never do.
314
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,960
See? No need to get involved.
315
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,791
[LAUGHTER]
316
00:19:52,794 --> 00:19:55,460
[NILES LAUGHING]
317
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,929
[VIC PANTING]
318
00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:00,667
[GRUNTING IN PAIN]
319
00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:04,438
- [SIGHS LOUDLY]
- Whew. Got some wheels there, Grandpa.
320
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,871
So how did you break
your eye anyway, Vic?
321
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,309
Catching bank robbers? Busting gangs?
322
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:12,044
[CHUCKLES] Protecting and serving.
323
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:15,523
Dad thinks I got a real shot at the
Justice League in about five years.
324
00:20:15,526 --> 00:20:17,724
Maybe sooner if I stay
on top of my training.
325
00:20:17,727 --> 00:20:19,061
[NILES] Is that so?
326
00:20:19,064 --> 00:20:20,620
How about you, old man?
327
00:20:20,623 --> 00:20:21,986
How come you're not in the game?
328
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,255
Who says I'm not?
329
00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:25,823
Dad says you're more of
a social worker these days.
330
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,246
You know, taking in those strays,
putting them back together.
331
00:20:28,249 --> 00:20:31,966
Yeah, well, not all battles
are won on the front lines, Vic.
332
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:35,935
You know, you should come out to
Cloverton sometime and see for yourself.
333
00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:37,999
I have room for you.
334
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:39,775
There are people there you might find
335
00:20:39,776 --> 00:20:42,542
far more interesting than
your street-level thugs.
336
00:20:42,544 --> 00:20:44,476
I've already got plans.
337
00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,285
Dad's plans?
338
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,587
- [SOBBING]
- [CLIFF] Jane?
339
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:57,593
I know you've been through a lot,
340
00:20:57,596 --> 00:21:00,560
but I really need to know
what happened to Chief.
341
00:21:00,562 --> 00:21:02,523
- Jane?
- [FAINT SHUFFLING]
342
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:04,148
[AS SILVIA] Jane isn't here right now.
343
00:21:04,151 --> 00:21:05,399
[GASPS]
344
00:21:05,401 --> 00:21:07,698
Dead in his arms.
345
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,780
Dead in his arms. Dead in his arms.
346
00:21:10,873 --> 00:21:13,366
Dead in his arms. Dead in his arms.
347
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,812
Dead in his arms. Dead in his arms.
348
00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:18,543
Is she saying Niles is dead?
349
00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:21,412
[CLIFF] Jane, did you see the Chief?
350
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,945
- [SILVIA] Dead in his arms.
- [CLIFF] Jane?
351
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:29,157
[SCOFFS]
352
00:21:29,159 --> 00:21:31,457
[AS HAMMERHEAD] You don't
care about the Chief.
353
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:36,231
You just wanna blame him for keeping
you away from the daughter you fucked up.
354
00:21:36,234 --> 00:21:38,332
- What is she talking about?
- [CLIFF] Shut up.
355
00:21:38,334 --> 00:21:39,981
[SCREAMING]
356
00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:45,438
Jane, stop that. Stop.
357
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,073
Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Jane...
358
00:21:47,075 --> 00:21:48,774
Don't fucking touch me.
359
00:21:48,776 --> 00:21:52,011
[AS SCARLET HARLOT] Oh, please touch me.
360
00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:56,617
Please touch me. [MOANING]
361
00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:59,363
[AS HAMMERHEAD] You sackless Judas.
362
00:21:59,366 --> 00:22:03,621
What, did you screw the nanny while your
baby girl was in the other goddamn room?
363
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,627
You filthy... [STIFLED STUTTER]
364
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:10,228
[AS PENNY FARTHING] Dead in
his arms. Dead in his arms.
365
00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:14,131
[STUTTERS] Penny for your
thoughts... Oh, dear! Cheerio.
366
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,234
[GASPS]
367
00:22:15,236 --> 00:22:19,170
[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
368
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:22,774
[AS HAMMERHEAD] What are you
two shit-for-brains looking at?
369
00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:26,538
- Okay, Cliff, can I talk to you a minute?
- [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
370
00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:35,890
Okay, um...
371
00:22:35,893 --> 00:22:37,555
How does she work exactly?
372
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:40,457
[CLIFF] Work? She's
not a fucking machine.
373
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,828
And I have no idea.
374
00:22:41,830 --> 00:22:44,398
- You'd have to ask the Chief.
- Glad we cleared that up.
375
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,130
Jane?
376
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:48,301
[CLIFF] I wouldn't...
377
00:22:48,303 --> 00:22:50,203
[GASPS]
378
00:22:50,205 --> 00:22:51,838
[AS BABY DOLL] Oh, my gosh.
379
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,104
I know who you are. You're Cyborg.
380
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,341
[BABY DOLL SQUEALS]
381
00:22:55,343 --> 00:22:56,475
[CLIFF] Of course she does.
382
00:22:56,477 --> 00:22:58,515
In the flesh. And you are?
383
00:22:58,518 --> 00:23:01,582
Uh, Baby Doll, duh.
I'm your biggest fan.
384
00:23:01,584 --> 00:23:06,084
[GASPS] Whoa, you are so cool.
385
00:23:07,087 --> 00:23:08,553
Way cooler than the Flash.
386
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,554
[CHUCKLES]
387
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,524
You wanna know a secret?
388
00:23:12,526 --> 00:23:13,993
[WHISPERS] He's not even that fast.
389
00:23:13,995 --> 00:23:16,496
[GIGGLES]
390
00:23:16,498 --> 00:23:18,702
- [VIC] Don't tell anybody.
- [GIGGLES]
391
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:25,046
What is that thing?
392
00:23:25,049 --> 00:23:26,573
That's Cliff.
393
00:23:26,575 --> 00:23:27,774
Is he scaring you?
394
00:23:27,776 --> 00:23:29,640
[CLIFF] Really, buddy?
395
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:33,411
It's so ugly.
396
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,850
I don't want it here. Make it leave.
397
00:23:35,852 --> 00:23:39,284
- [CLIFF] Jane...
- Make it leave!
398
00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:43,358
Don't worry. I got this.
399
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,691
[CLIFF IMITATES MOCKINGLY]
"Don't worry. I got this."
400
00:23:45,693 --> 00:23:47,194
Punk-ass robo-tween.
401
00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:49,710
I don't really know
anything about Jane, really.
402
00:23:49,713 --> 00:23:50,913
Really?
403
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:21,507
All right. Let's do this.
404
00:24:25,065 --> 00:24:30,017
[VHS RECORDER CLICKING, WHIRRING]
405
00:24:36,311 --> 00:24:39,710
[STATIC]
406
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,962
[TAPE CLICKING]
407
00:24:48,891 --> 00:24:51,457
[NILES ON TAPE] Jane...
408
00:24:51,459 --> 00:24:54,422
[SIGHS] Jane, can we talk?
409
00:25:00,369 --> 00:25:02,914
Jane, it's time to come down.
410
00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:15,117
[THUD]
411
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,219
[STATIC ON TV]
412
00:25:20,958 --> 00:25:25,255
[JANE] I wasn't shoplifting. I just
wanted to try some things on, that's all.
413
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,524
Everything I have is old.
414
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:32,666
And that's why Katy came out?
415
00:25:32,668 --> 00:25:36,069
Katy's new. I've never met Katy before.
416
00:25:36,071 --> 00:25:39,871
[JANE] She doesn't come out very often.
417
00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:41,841
[NILES] The last time we talked,
418
00:25:41,843 --> 00:25:44,578
you said you wanted to stay here more.
419
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:49,283
Have more of a home.
420
00:25:49,285 --> 00:25:52,551
[JANE] Sometimes I
do, sometimes I don't.
421
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,954
Some of me do, some of me don't.
422
00:25:54,956 --> 00:25:58,122
[NILES] Well, I'd like that.
423
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,761
But before that can happen,
I'd need to understand
424
00:26:01,763 --> 00:26:04,862
who else would be living with us.
425
00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:08,633
How many others there are.
426
00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:12,213
[SNIFFLES] The Underground is vast.
427
00:26:12,216 --> 00:26:13,246
[NILES] I'm sorry?
428
00:26:13,249 --> 00:26:15,653
The Underground is vast.
429
00:26:15,656 --> 00:26:18,289
[NILES] The Underground, yes.
430
00:26:18,292 --> 00:26:20,757
You mentioned that before.
431
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,527
Could you draw me a picture of it?
432
00:26:23,530 --> 00:26:26,299
[JANE] I don't know.
433
00:26:26,302 --> 00:26:28,956
[NILES] Do you think The
Hangman's Daughter could draw it?
434
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:33,959
I mean, just a simple... sketch.
435
00:26:33,961 --> 00:26:35,799
To help me understand.
436
00:26:37,999 --> 00:26:40,853
[JANE SIGHS]
437
00:26:40,856 --> 00:26:44,157
Just a sketch.
438
00:27:11,536 --> 00:27:13,223
[NILES] Is everything okay?
439
00:27:16,888 --> 00:27:22,273
[GIGGLING]
440
00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:26,445
- Aw. [GIGGLING]
- [KITTENS MEOWING]
441
00:27:26,447 --> 00:27:27,845
[CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
442
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:31,185
Hey. Hey, Baby Doll?
443
00:27:31,188 --> 00:27:35,655
I was wondering, um... Do you
think we could talk about the Chief?
444
00:27:35,657 --> 00:27:38,279
[GIGGLING]
445
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:41,684
It would mean a lot to me
if you told me what happened.
446
00:27:41,687 --> 00:27:45,490
What you saw when you
went... when you went away.
447
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:48,072
Oh, I can't tell you that, silly.
448
00:27:48,075 --> 00:27:49,276
Why not?
449
00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:56,229
You wouldn't understand.
450
00:27:56,232 --> 00:27:58,976
[NILES ON TAPE] Jane, I know this is hard,
451
00:27:58,979 --> 00:28:01,130
but it is important.
452
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:12,091
Can you at least tell me...
453
00:28:12,093 --> 00:28:14,349
where does Katy live in the Underground?
454
00:28:17,565 --> 00:28:18,966
[JANE] I don't know.
455
00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:20,734
[CLIFF] Holy shit.
456
00:28:20,736 --> 00:28:22,668
[NILES] Could you draw it for me?
457
00:28:22,670 --> 00:28:25,505
[JANE] I don't know.
458
00:28:25,507 --> 00:28:27,459
[NILES] You don't talk to her?
459
00:28:30,879 --> 00:28:32,512
[JANE] Not to Katy.
460
00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:36,149
The ones like Katy,
they keep to themselves.
461
00:28:36,151 --> 00:28:40,373
[VIC] Baby Doll, I need you to focus.
462
00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:41,987
Niles meant a lot to me.
463
00:28:41,989 --> 00:28:45,122
And I know he meant a lot to you, too.
464
00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,592
Cliff told me you dove after him.
465
00:28:47,594 --> 00:28:49,123
No.
466
00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:51,429
Mmm-mmm. No, I didn't.
467
00:28:51,431 --> 00:28:53,600
Baby Doll, no one's gonna be mad at you.
468
00:28:53,602 --> 00:28:57,021
- Just tell me what you saw.
- I didn't see anything.
469
00:28:59,407 --> 00:29:01,573
Someone else did.
470
00:29:01,575 --> 00:29:03,475
[VIC] Who?
471
00:29:03,477 --> 00:29:07,045
Who saw something?
472
00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:09,948
[BABY DOLL] Katy.
473
00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:11,383
Katy saw something.
474
00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:13,151
- Katy saw something.
- [VIC] Yeah. Katy...
475
00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:15,873
Okay, well, let's... let's talk to Katy.
476
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:24,325
Why... does Katy stay so
deep in the Underground?
477
00:29:28,028 --> 00:29:29,943
Because...
478
00:29:33,455 --> 00:29:36,927
she doesn't like to be interrogated.
479
00:29:39,850 --> 00:29:41,798
[CLIFF] Shit!
480
00:29:49,863 --> 00:29:52,162
Nobody wants to talk to Katy.
481
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:54,193
[VIC] I do.
482
00:29:54,196 --> 00:29:57,302
I want to... [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
I'd love to talk to Katy.
483
00:30:01,122 --> 00:30:03,534
[CLIFF] Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
484
00:30:03,537 --> 00:30:04,768
Whoa, Katy!
485
00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,232
I was just trying to help!
486
00:30:08,679 --> 00:30:11,080
[KATY SCREECHES]
487
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,024
Not giving me much choice here.
488
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:31,077
- [ELEVATOR DINGS]
- [GRUNTS]
489
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:33,832
What gives, man?
490
00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:35,412
[CLIFF] Don't hurt her.
491
00:30:35,415 --> 00:30:36,607
She's still Jane.
492
00:30:36,610 --> 00:30:40,435
Actually, the name's Lucy Fugue.
493
00:30:43,245 --> 00:30:45,445
And you're the one who wanted a fight.
494
00:30:45,447 --> 00:30:47,724
- [CLIFF] Jane...
- [BOTH GROANING]
495
00:30:56,025 --> 00:30:57,890
Jane...
496
00:30:57,892 --> 00:31:01,393
Uh, Hammerhead... it's me.
497
00:31:01,395 --> 00:31:03,862
[AS HAMMERHEAD] I know
who you are, shit bag.
498
00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:07,600
[CLIFF SCREAMS]
499
00:31:07,602 --> 00:31:12,304
[MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
500
00:31:12,306 --> 00:31:14,805
- Care to join me outside?
- Why?
501
00:31:14,807 --> 00:31:19,007
- [CLIFF SCREAMS]
- [CRASHING]
502
00:31:20,343 --> 00:31:22,079
I could use some air.
503
00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:24,390
[CLIFF GRUNTING AND GROANING]
504
00:31:24,393 --> 00:31:26,211
[AS SILVERTONGUE]
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
505
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:27,719
[CLIFF] Oh, come on. Stop.
506
00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:29,655
You're so fucked.
507
00:31:29,657 --> 00:31:31,140
[CLIFF] What?
508
00:31:31,143 --> 00:31:32,444
Shit!
509
00:31:32,447 --> 00:31:34,023
Hey, Jane, stop it!
510
00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:37,161
Come out. Jane, are you in there?
511
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:38,968
Are you in the Underground?
512
00:31:41,571 --> 00:31:44,843
What do you know about the Underground?
513
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,908
[CLIFF] Not a lot.
514
00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:51,414
I know Chief was trying to help you.
515
00:31:51,417 --> 00:31:56,123
Maybe... Maybe I can help you, too.
516
00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:58,429
- [GRUNTS]
- [VIC] Right on time, baby.
517
00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:02,375
[CLIFF] I had that.
518
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:06,091
If the word "fucked" had landed an
inch to the left, it'd be in your brain.
519
00:32:06,094 --> 00:32:07,360
[CLIFF] Back off, kid.
520
00:32:07,362 --> 00:32:11,332
Kid? I just saved your rusty ass.
521
00:32:11,334 --> 00:32:13,539
You're even more stupid than you look.
522
00:32:18,305 --> 00:32:20,408
[LARRY] I can't get it out of my head.
523
00:32:20,409 --> 00:32:22,275
Now, how does Jane go
into a hole in the ground
524
00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:23,511
and come out of a donkey?
525
00:32:23,513 --> 00:32:25,477
[RITA] Oh, God. Please
don't get us involved.
526
00:32:25,479 --> 00:32:27,581
I thought we were on the same page here.
527
00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:29,625
We're the ones who don't do anything.
528
00:32:29,628 --> 00:32:31,624
But, Rita, what if...
529
00:32:31,627 --> 00:32:34,629
What if the donkey is a door?
530
00:32:34,632 --> 00:32:37,133
[VIC] That's what I was wondering.
531
00:32:37,136 --> 00:32:40,626
Hmm. My scan says it's a
perfectly normal donkey.
532
00:32:40,629 --> 00:32:43,661
Thank God that's solved. Mint juleps?
533
00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:46,359
Somebody's gotta step out
the science of this for me.
534
00:32:46,362 --> 00:32:47,832
[LARRY] Science?
535
00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:49,069
What science?
536
00:32:49,071 --> 00:32:50,636
Here.
537
00:32:50,638 --> 00:32:52,573
Dimensions. Wormholes.
538
00:32:52,575 --> 00:32:55,175
Other buzzwords from the
two theoretical physics books
539
00:32:55,177 --> 00:32:56,609
I read in the '50s.
540
00:32:56,611 --> 00:32:59,512
Not that I care, but can't
that thing inside of you
541
00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:01,726
tear a hole into another dimension?
542
00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,350
[LARRY SIGHS] How should I know?
543
00:33:03,352 --> 00:33:05,151
It's a being of pure energy.
544
00:33:05,153 --> 00:33:08,889
Even if it knows something about
the other dimensions, I don't.
545
00:33:08,891 --> 00:33:11,024
And we do not communicate.
546
00:33:11,026 --> 00:33:12,122
[VIC] Holy crap.
547
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:16,094
What is it?
548
00:33:16,096 --> 00:33:18,539
This thing's throat is a keyhole.
549
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:20,809
The donkey is a door.
550
00:33:20,812 --> 00:33:22,509
Ugh, God. To what?
551
00:33:22,512 --> 00:33:24,681
Wherever Jane went?
552
00:33:24,684 --> 00:33:26,384
Where the Chief still is?
553
00:33:26,387 --> 00:33:28,675
Where an entire town is still trapped.
554
00:33:28,678 --> 00:33:33,210
Or it's a perfectly normal donkey.
555
00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:37,316
Okay, so let's take a look inside.
556
00:33:37,318 --> 00:33:40,469
I can't get in there.
557
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:44,992
Oh, no.
558
00:33:44,994 --> 00:33:46,159
No.
559
00:33:46,161 --> 00:33:48,294
Under no circumstances.
560
00:33:48,296 --> 00:33:49,930
Rita, I've seen what you
can do with your body.
561
00:33:49,931 --> 00:33:53,765
No. You've seen what happens to
my body when it gets stressed out.
562
00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:55,704
And do you know what's
stressing me out right now?
563
00:33:55,705 --> 00:34:00,304
The idea of shoving my face down the
slimy throat of a diseased animal.
564
00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:01,742
Is this funny to you?
565
00:34:01,744 --> 00:34:03,990
Does my humiliation
get your blood pumping?
566
00:34:03,993 --> 00:34:05,791
I'd like to know what
you're picturing right now.
567
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,547
Are you going to shove me
in a sack, hmm? A trash bag?
568
00:34:08,549 --> 00:34:12,018
Cut a little hole so you can
squeeze me into that syphilitic beast
569
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:13,587
like a tube of toothpaste?
570
00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:15,855
Push my eye into a funnel
and force me into the bowels
571
00:34:15,857 --> 00:34:21,328
of a braying shit-factory
without my consent?
572
00:34:21,330 --> 00:34:25,065
Would that work?
573
00:34:25,067 --> 00:34:28,090
I am a Golden Globe nominee.
574
00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:33,473
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Treat me like some carnival grotesque.
575
00:34:33,475 --> 00:34:36,444
I was the lead in Cupid Knocks Thrice.
576
00:34:36,446 --> 00:34:40,867
Tell me she's given up something about
the Chief, or the townies, or whatever.
577
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:44,938
[CLIFF] See for yourself.
578
00:34:44,941 --> 00:34:47,142
I think she's getting worse.
579
00:34:47,145 --> 00:34:48,944
You were right, Rita.
580
00:34:48,947 --> 00:34:51,615
I have no clue how to fix this.
581
00:34:51,618 --> 00:34:53,430
I'm fucking powerless.
582
00:34:57,366 --> 00:34:59,594
Oh, for the love of God.
583
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,422
I need a trash bag.
584
00:35:06,842 --> 00:35:10,974
Whether the weather be cold,
or whether the weather be hot...
585
00:35:10,977 --> 00:35:12,413
Whether the weather be cold...
586
00:35:12,415 --> 00:35:13,828
[VIC] What is she doing?
587
00:35:13,831 --> 00:35:16,715
[LARRY SIGHS] I don't know. Rita
needs to emote in order to blob.
588
00:35:16,718 --> 00:35:19,185
...whether the weather be hot...
589
00:35:19,187 --> 00:35:21,687
Let's set some ground rules.
590
00:35:21,689 --> 00:35:25,259
One, during this entire ordeal,
nobody is allowed to look at me.
591
00:35:25,261 --> 00:35:30,529
Two, when I am in the bag, you will
only squeeze me as I ask to be squeezed.
592
00:35:30,531 --> 00:35:33,801
Three, when I see whatever
is in this disgusting keyhole,
593
00:35:33,803 --> 00:35:38,670
you will immediately pull me out and
we will never speak of this again.
594
00:35:38,672 --> 00:35:41,071
Cone of silence.
595
00:35:43,514 --> 00:35:44,915
[SIGHS]
596
00:35:44,918 --> 00:35:46,678
[SQUELCHING]
597
00:35:46,681 --> 00:35:52,216
[RITA] Ew. Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew. Oh, ew.
598
00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:55,123
Oh, God. It's slimy, it stinks.
599
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:58,424
[LARRY] Just FYI, if I vomit, I
have no choice but to choke on it.
600
00:35:58,426 --> 00:36:02,361
[RITA] Stop talking! I'm almost in.
601
00:36:02,363 --> 00:36:06,199
Oh, my! It's beautiful.
602
00:36:06,201 --> 00:36:07,900
Rita, what do you see?
603
00:36:07,902 --> 00:36:10,812
[LARRY] Um, problem...
604
00:36:10,815 --> 00:36:11,972
Rita, you're slipping.
605
00:36:11,973 --> 00:36:14,408
[RITA] They're in here,
they're all in here!
606
00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:16,475
- [VIC] Rita!
- [RITA] Oh, God!
607
00:36:16,477 --> 00:36:19,178
- Rita! Rita!
- [RITA SCREAMS]
608
00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:21,948
- [VIC GRUNTS]
- [DONKEY BRAYS]
609
00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:23,875
- Oh, no!
- [LARRY] What?
610
00:36:23,878 --> 00:36:25,476
We're going in!
611
00:36:25,479 --> 00:36:27,580
[BOTH YELLING]
612
00:36:37,952 --> 00:36:39,430
[VIC] Help me out here.
613
00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:41,069
I'm inside a donkey or what?
614
00:36:41,071 --> 00:36:45,004
[LARRY] The question is, how
do we get outside the donkey?
615
00:36:45,006 --> 00:36:46,906
Oh, my God.
616
00:36:46,908 --> 00:36:49,158
It's Cloverton.
617
00:37:04,781 --> 00:37:06,797
No way out but forward.
618
00:37:23,461 --> 00:37:26,280
- [MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES]
- [MR. NOBODY] Bonjour! Bienvenidos!
619
00:37:26,281 --> 00:37:27,450
[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
620
00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:30,051
Nau mai haere mai, and welcome.
621
00:37:30,053 --> 00:37:34,353
A little too soon to go up our
own ass, but, hey, here we are.
622
00:37:34,355 --> 00:37:35,922
[CHUCKLING] Yes, it's me,
623
00:37:35,924 --> 00:37:39,560
your full-time narrator,
part-time Chief abductor.
624
00:37:39,562 --> 00:37:43,462
You're here for the tour!
Whether you like it or not.
625
00:37:43,464 --> 00:37:45,531
First up, the Cloverton Gallery.
626
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:48,734
Small town America, deconstructed.
627
00:37:48,736 --> 00:37:51,337
Bored of our pretension yet?
628
00:37:51,339 --> 00:37:53,172
Next, in the center of the gallery,
629
00:37:53,174 --> 00:37:54,808
our newest interactive exhibit.
630
00:37:54,810 --> 00:37:57,911
These three meat puppets will
be performing a reenactment
631
00:37:57,913 --> 00:38:00,647
of their search for
their fearless leader.
632
00:38:00,649 --> 00:38:03,016
[LARRY] Uh... Is he talking about us?
633
00:38:03,018 --> 00:38:05,216
[MR. NOBODY] Our
radioactive fly boy asked,
634
00:38:05,218 --> 00:38:08,087
hoping desperately that
Cyborg would take charge.
635
00:38:08,089 --> 00:38:09,289
This is crazy.
636
00:38:09,292 --> 00:38:12,560
[MR. NOBODY] Cyborg exclaimed,
as if it even need to be said.
637
00:38:12,562 --> 00:38:16,140
Rita opened her mouth even though
she had nothing to contribute.
638
00:38:19,134 --> 00:38:22,569
The trio continued onward,
eager for an exclusive look
639
00:38:22,571 --> 00:38:25,164
at what the Chief was up
to at this very moment.
640
00:38:28,544 --> 00:38:31,351
The trio continued onward.
641
00:38:40,955 --> 00:38:43,504
[CLIFF SQUEAKING]
642
00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:58,433
[LAUGHS] Daddy.
643
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:02,140
I got it, I got it. No crust.
644
00:39:02,143 --> 00:39:05,145
[IMITATES CLARA] Crusts are
gross. Don't make me eat them.
645
00:39:05,147 --> 00:39:06,647
No crusts.
646
00:39:14,556 --> 00:39:16,357
Oh, fuck me.
647
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,361
House special.
648
00:39:22,363 --> 00:39:25,230
Crustless PB and J triangles.
649
00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:28,234
[AS BABY DOLL] Oh, wow. Thanks.
650
00:39:28,236 --> 00:39:31,004
[FAINT SHUFFLING]
651
00:39:31,006 --> 00:39:33,051
[AS HAMMERHEAD] Too bad
three of us are gluten-free,
652
00:39:33,054 --> 00:39:35,042
twelve of us are
allergic to peanut butter
653
00:39:35,044 --> 00:39:37,640
and none of us are
your fucking daughter!
654
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,527
[MR. NOBODY] As they approached
the canvases, emotions stirred.
655
00:39:54,529 --> 00:39:58,428
Nostalgia, loss...
656
00:40:00,035 --> 00:40:04,270
futility.
657
00:40:04,272 --> 00:40:05,873
[BELL RINGS]
658
00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:09,774
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
659
00:40:11,613 --> 00:40:12,980
This isn't real.
660
00:40:12,982 --> 00:40:16,549
[DIRECTOR] Of course
not. It's Hollywood, baby.
661
00:40:16,551 --> 00:40:20,053
[MR. NOBODY] Who's to
say what's real, anyway?
662
00:40:20,055 --> 00:40:22,321
In Rita's heart, something sparked.
663
00:40:22,323 --> 00:40:23,790
Do you hear that voice?
664
00:40:23,792 --> 00:40:27,725
Ha! You're a riot, Rita.
Jeez, I don't gotta do nothing.
665
00:40:27,727 --> 00:40:29,962
- You're gorgeous.
- Your skin is just glowing.
666
00:40:29,964 --> 00:40:33,766
I mean, you are radiant. I... I'm
jealous of you. What's your secret?
667
00:40:33,768 --> 00:40:35,569
[MR. NOBODY] A desire, an old thirst.
668
00:40:35,571 --> 00:40:38,656
She began to feel how right this was.
669
00:40:38,659 --> 00:40:42,375
Dream or not, this was her
set and she was the star.
670
00:40:42,377 --> 00:40:43,917
Damn right I'm the star.
671
00:40:49,182 --> 00:40:53,552
[MR. NOBODY] Larry knew this wasn't
really happening. How could it be?
672
00:40:53,555 --> 00:40:56,995
But there he was,
soaring like a phoenix.
673
00:40:56,998 --> 00:40:58,858
That's impossible.
674
00:40:58,861 --> 00:41:01,527
[MR. NOBODY] He grabbed the stick.
675
00:41:01,529 --> 00:41:03,230
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
676
00:41:03,232 --> 00:41:05,498
Driven by the instinct
of a seasoned pilot
677
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,964
who had laid dormant for far too long,
678
00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:10,831
Larry grabbed the stick.
679
00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:15,743
- For God's sake.
- [ENGINE WHINES]
680
00:41:15,745 --> 00:41:17,730
- [ALARM BEEPING]
- [GRUNTING]
681
00:41:17,733 --> 00:41:18,933
This isn't real.
682
00:41:18,936 --> 00:41:20,181
[MR. NOBODY] Tell that
to your adrenaline.
683
00:41:20,183 --> 00:41:22,248
Grab the stick. You know you want to.
684
00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:23,482
[RATTLING]
685
00:41:23,484 --> 00:41:26,953
You know you have to.
686
00:41:26,955 --> 00:41:28,487
[GRUNTING]
687
00:41:28,489 --> 00:41:29,989
[RUMBLING]
688
00:41:33,737 --> 00:41:35,138
[MR. NOBODY] Yes!
689
00:41:35,141 --> 00:41:38,477
Our hotshot test pilot is back.
690
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,578
Whoo! [LAUGHS]
691
00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:48,708
[MR. NOBODY] And as for Cyborg,
this wasn't his first rodeo.
692
00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:53,179
He wouldn't be so easily seduced
by self-indulgent fantasies.
693
00:41:53,181 --> 00:41:54,913
Which is great, because it frees me up
694
00:41:54,915 --> 00:41:57,784
to skip straight to the
torture, right, Victor?
695
00:41:57,787 --> 00:42:00,151
You bastard.
696
00:42:00,154 --> 00:42:02,421
[GROANING IN PAIN]
697
00:42:02,424 --> 00:42:04,958
[PANTING]
698
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,460
[GRUNTING]
699
00:42:12,234 --> 00:42:15,201
[MR. NOBODY] Young
Victor's pain was intense.
700
00:42:15,203 --> 00:42:17,270
It was all he could do not
to shit himself to death
701
00:42:17,272 --> 00:42:19,191
right there on the Stone family yard.
702
00:42:19,194 --> 00:42:20,596
Screw you!
703
00:42:20,599 --> 00:42:23,172
[MR. NOBODY] But that was nothing
compared to the pain he felt
704
00:42:23,175 --> 00:42:27,964
when he remembered his mother was
with him when the explosion happened.
705
00:42:27,967 --> 00:42:30,782
[VIC] No. No!
706
00:42:30,785 --> 00:42:34,520
This is not real!
707
00:42:34,522 --> 00:42:35,721
Who are you?
708
00:42:35,723 --> 00:42:37,958
[MR. NOBODY] You'll
find out soon enough.
709
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:42,761
But at the moment, I'm interested in
a much more complex question, Victor.
710
00:42:42,763 --> 00:42:45,245
Namely, who are you?
711
00:42:49,169 --> 00:42:51,270
[SOFT HUMMING]
712
00:43:02,549 --> 00:43:06,453
[CONTINUES HUMMING]
713
00:43:06,455 --> 00:43:09,388
[JANE AS PENNY FARTHING] Dead
in his arms. Dead in his arms.
714
00:43:09,390 --> 00:43:10,922
A penny...
715
00:43:10,924 --> 00:43:15,197
[CLIFF] Great stuff, Jane... or whoever.
716
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,596
I know you don't want to talk,
717
00:43:17,598 --> 00:43:22,069
but I have some questions I gotta ask.
718
00:43:22,071 --> 00:43:24,502
Why did you turn that bus around for me?
719
00:43:24,504 --> 00:43:27,172
I don't... I don't deserve that.
720
00:43:27,174 --> 00:43:28,877
I just found out my daughter's alive
721
00:43:28,879 --> 00:43:34,147
and all I can think about is how
shitty her last memories of me must be.
722
00:43:34,149 --> 00:43:38,886
I was so mad at the Chief for keeping
her from me, but the truth is...
723
00:43:38,888 --> 00:43:41,254
I don't deserve to see her.
724
00:43:41,256 --> 00:43:44,292
So what's the point of hurting
you, just to find Chief?
725
00:43:44,294 --> 00:43:47,340
I don't want to cause you more pain.
726
00:43:47,343 --> 00:43:49,195
I'll never know what kind of trauma
727
00:43:49,196 --> 00:43:53,431
makes a girl split herself
apart so many times.
728
00:43:53,433 --> 00:43:55,034
[SQUEAKING]
729
00:43:55,035 --> 00:43:56,771
We don't have to talk
about the Underground,
730
00:43:56,772 --> 00:44:00,975
or your life, or anything, just...
731
00:44:00,977 --> 00:44:05,312
I just want you to feel safe.
732
00:44:05,314 --> 00:44:08,942
[JANE] Would you make
me another sandwich?
733
00:44:08,945 --> 00:44:10,012
[CLIFF] Yeah.
734
00:44:10,015 --> 00:44:11,645
[DIRECTOR] And, action.
735
00:44:11,648 --> 00:44:15,187
[MR. NOBODY] Like riding a bicycle,
Rita knew how to hit her marks,
736
00:44:15,189 --> 00:44:18,792
find her light, sell
the drama. This was it!
737
00:44:18,794 --> 00:44:20,493
This was her Oscar moment.
738
00:44:20,495 --> 00:44:22,596
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]
But I never had no momma.
739
00:44:22,598 --> 00:44:26,632
So I never knew that boys
could be so mean, so cruel.
740
00:44:26,634 --> 00:44:30,303
[SOBS] And now this baby's gonna
grow up not knowing her daddy.
741
00:44:30,305 --> 00:44:33,873
[MR. NOBODY] In other
words, Rita's an idiot.
742
00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:39,279
And I, I see her daddy
in her little eyes, and...
743
00:44:39,281 --> 00:44:40,812
I resent her.
744
00:44:40,814 --> 00:44:46,386
[SOBBING] I resent her sweet angel face.
745
00:44:46,388 --> 00:44:50,895
[MR. NOBODY] I mean, she knows this
is a trap, and still she plays along.
746
00:44:50,898 --> 00:44:52,926
[IN NORMAL TONE] What
else am I supposed to do?
747
00:44:52,928 --> 00:44:55,801
- Cut.
- No, wait.
748
00:44:55,804 --> 00:44:57,130
[RITA GASPS]
749
00:44:57,131 --> 00:44:59,165
[MR. NOBODY] Ah, the desperation.
750
00:44:59,167 --> 00:45:01,734
Still she clings to her faded glory.
751
00:45:01,736 --> 00:45:04,605
Whoever you are, you can shut
the fuck up. You don't know me.
752
00:45:04,607 --> 00:45:08,808
[MR. NOBODY] Oh, but I do, Rita
Farr. I know your whole story.
753
00:45:08,810 --> 00:45:13,112
[BABY CRYING]
754
00:45:13,114 --> 00:45:15,681
I know all your stories.
755
00:45:15,683 --> 00:45:20,683
I know what drove you into the
sky over and over again, Larry.
756
00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:22,788
I wanted to be a hero.
757
00:45:22,790 --> 00:45:25,225
[MR. NOBODY] A hero or a hypocrite?
758
00:45:25,227 --> 00:45:27,158
Because that's what you really were.
759
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,127
- You don't know me.
- [MR. NOBODY] Oh, really?
760
00:45:29,129 --> 00:45:32,255
I know flying is just
another word for fleeing.
761
00:45:32,258 --> 00:45:34,067
Just ask your wife.
762
00:45:34,069 --> 00:45:36,100
Larry, when are you coming home?
763
00:45:36,102 --> 00:45:37,770
The boys miss their daddy.
764
00:45:37,772 --> 00:45:39,538
I wasn't running away from my family.
765
00:45:39,540 --> 00:45:43,591
[MR. NOBODY] Right! You were running
from your family and your lover.
766
00:45:43,594 --> 00:45:45,146
I don't have to be the one you choose.
767
00:45:45,147 --> 00:45:46,466
But you have to make a choice.
768
00:45:46,469 --> 00:45:49,046
[MR. NOBODY] But you couldn't
even do that, could you, Larry?
769
00:45:49,049 --> 00:45:50,994
Instead, you just stayed the course.
770
00:45:50,997 --> 00:45:53,953
And the suckers who loved
you the most paid the price.
771
00:45:53,955 --> 00:45:55,754
[JOHN SCREAMS]
772
00:45:55,756 --> 00:45:58,623
Larry! Larry!
773
00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:01,505
[ALARM BEEPING]
774
00:46:01,508 --> 00:46:03,699
[MR. NOBODY] And how do
you call yourself a hero
775
00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:07,801
when your mother died in
a lab accident you caused?
776
00:46:07,803 --> 00:46:09,435
You don't get it.
777
00:46:09,437 --> 00:46:13,440
You think forcing me to
relive this is torture?
778
00:46:13,442 --> 00:46:16,944
I relive this every time I go to sleep.
779
00:46:16,946 --> 00:46:20,480
I relive this when I close my eyes.
780
00:46:20,482 --> 00:46:22,284
You may know who I am,
781
00:46:22,285 --> 00:46:25,185
but you don't know shit about me.
782
00:46:25,187 --> 00:46:29,221
If you did, you would know
that every criminal I bust
783
00:46:29,223 --> 00:46:32,625
and every person I save, is me
fulfilling a pledge to my mom
784
00:46:32,627 --> 00:46:35,285
that she'll never get to hear.
785
00:46:35,288 --> 00:46:37,598
Trying to make her proud.
786
00:46:41,288 --> 00:46:43,847
Knowing I'm the reason
she's not around to see it.
787
00:46:45,976 --> 00:46:47,473
That's my burden.
788
00:46:50,379 --> 00:46:52,355
That's what it means to be Cyborg.
789
00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:58,417
[MR. NOBODY] What an origin story!
790
00:46:58,419 --> 00:47:03,824
Wow! Too bad it's a
load of donkey shit.
791
00:47:03,826 --> 00:47:06,004
What's that supposed to mean?
792
00:47:06,007 --> 00:47:07,038
Hey!
793
00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:08,429
- [MR. NOBODY] You are wrong...
- [BABY CRYING]
794
00:47:08,430 --> 00:47:11,096
...so wrong, to doubt the narrator.
795
00:47:11,098 --> 00:47:14,441
I mean, I'm the narrator.
Think about that.
796
00:47:14,444 --> 00:47:18,172
- I exist outside of time and space.
- [BABY CONTINUES CRYING]
797
00:47:18,174 --> 00:47:20,739
I know your past, present, and future.
798
00:47:20,741 --> 00:47:24,277
Please... don't do this to me.
799
00:47:24,279 --> 00:47:26,379
[MR. NOBODY] I know what you did.
800
00:47:26,381 --> 00:47:28,649
What you are willing to do.
801
00:47:28,651 --> 00:47:33,035
So, if you don't want your sad,
solipsistic, utterly useless lives
802
00:47:33,038 --> 00:47:35,086
dissected in front of the world,
803
00:47:35,089 --> 00:47:39,225
stop looking for Niles Caulder!
804
00:47:39,227 --> 00:47:41,261
And you, Victor Stone,
805
00:47:41,263 --> 00:47:43,579
- you're the most tragic one of all.
- [GASPS]
806
00:47:43,582 --> 00:47:46,799
You don't even have memories.
You have programming.
807
00:47:46,801 --> 00:47:49,348
[SCREAMS] Get out of my head!
808
00:47:49,351 --> 00:47:50,483
Get out of my head!
809
00:47:50,486 --> 00:47:53,206
- Are you talking to me, or to your father?
- [GRUNTS]
810
00:47:53,209 --> 00:47:56,074
Either way, you're on the right track.
811
00:47:56,076 --> 00:47:59,712
[SCREAMING IN PAIN]
812
00:47:59,714 --> 00:48:03,482
The worst thing about not
knowing your own past...
813
00:48:03,484 --> 00:48:05,417
[SCREAMING]
814
00:48:05,419 --> 00:48:08,989
...is that you're doomed to repeat it.
815
00:48:08,991 --> 00:48:10,757
[CRYING IN PAIN]
816
00:48:10,759 --> 00:48:13,426
Who are you?
817
00:48:13,428 --> 00:48:16,929
Me? I'm Nobody.
818
00:48:16,931 --> 00:48:20,340
Help! Help me, Larry!
819
00:48:20,343 --> 00:48:22,512
Larry!
820
00:48:22,515 --> 00:48:25,316
[MR. NOBODY] Go ahead,
Larry. Save the day.
821
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,052
That's what heroes do.
822
00:48:27,055 --> 00:48:29,541
But, of course you never were a hero.
823
00:48:29,544 --> 00:48:32,377
No wonder you resent the
thing inside you so much.
824
00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:34,649
[GRUNTING]
825
00:48:34,651 --> 00:48:39,350
A-ha! Your deus ex is right on time.
826
00:48:39,352 --> 00:48:43,788
The sight of him helplessly
flailing about to free you all
827
00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:45,926
is so stirring. Ugh!
828
00:48:45,928 --> 00:48:49,560
You can thank this glowing baby
bird for ending your torture early,
829
00:48:49,562 --> 00:48:51,663
but don't forget,
830
00:48:51,665 --> 00:48:55,801
you're all at my mercy.
831
00:48:55,803 --> 00:48:57,841
[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]
832
00:49:00,276 --> 00:49:01,940
[STOMACH GURGLING]
833
00:49:01,942 --> 00:49:04,511
[BRAYING]
834
00:49:04,513 --> 00:49:06,611
[BRAYS LOUDLY]
835
00:49:22,129 --> 00:49:23,629
[MAN SCREAMING]
836
00:49:23,631 --> 00:49:26,181
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
837
00:49:28,736 --> 00:49:33,085
[VOICES YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
838
00:49:41,082 --> 00:49:44,683
[GASPS, EXHALES SHARPLY]
839
00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:57,263
[VIC] You two okay?
840
00:49:57,265 --> 00:50:00,199
Not in the slightest.
841
00:50:00,201 --> 00:50:03,036
- [LARRY] What was that?
- A warning.
842
00:50:03,038 --> 00:50:05,937
- Think you might have saved us, Larry.
- [DOOR OPENING]
843
00:50:05,939 --> 00:50:07,641
[LARRY] I didn't do anything.
844
00:50:07,643 --> 00:50:10,076
Thank that thing inside of you for me.
845
00:50:10,078 --> 00:50:11,145
Whatever it is.
846
00:50:11,147 --> 00:50:12,559
[CLIFF] What the hell happened?
847
00:50:12,562 --> 00:50:14,013
The donkey was a door.
848
00:50:14,015 --> 00:50:18,051
- What?
- The donkey was a door.
849
00:50:18,053 --> 00:50:20,499
I see what you did
there, and I hate you.
850
00:50:20,502 --> 00:50:22,288
Well, thank God you got out.
851
00:50:22,290 --> 00:50:24,024
I could've told you it was a trap.
852
00:50:24,026 --> 00:50:25,994
Oh, good. Jane's back.
853
00:50:25,995 --> 00:50:27,195
[CLIFF] Any sign of the Chief?
854
00:50:27,196 --> 00:50:28,428
We know he's alive.
855
00:50:28,430 --> 00:50:30,196
And we met the bastard who took him.
856
00:50:30,198 --> 00:50:32,031
Calls himself Nobody.
857
00:50:32,033 --> 00:50:34,466
[CLIFF] Nobody? That's
less than helpful.
858
00:50:34,468 --> 00:50:36,435
The good news is, he's scared of us.
859
00:50:36,437 --> 00:50:38,437
- He's scared of us?
- [VIC] Yeah.
860
00:50:38,439 --> 00:50:41,174
This is how I know we're onto something.
861
00:50:41,176 --> 00:50:43,975
Why else would Nobody lay a trap,
862
00:50:43,977 --> 00:50:47,448
make threats, mess with our heads?
863
00:50:47,450 --> 00:50:50,917
[SCOFFS] That's not omniscient.
864
00:50:50,919 --> 00:50:52,752
That's insecure.
865
00:50:52,754 --> 00:50:55,855
- In fact, all we need...
- [SILAS] Victor!
866
00:50:55,857 --> 00:50:57,719
[CAR DOOR SHUTS]
867
00:51:00,212 --> 00:51:01,805
Dad?
868
00:51:04,657 --> 00:51:06,609
[CLIFF] Someone's in trouble.
869
00:51:09,839 --> 00:51:12,605
So much for privacy
mode. How did you find me?
870
00:51:12,607 --> 00:51:15,940
When you vanish from the face of
the Earth, I get a damn notification.
871
00:51:15,942 --> 00:51:17,117
What happened?
872
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,755
I could try to explain, but the
science really wouldn't hold up.
873
00:51:19,758 --> 00:51:22,281
Where's Niles? Did he
talk you into coming here?
874
00:51:22,283 --> 00:51:24,398
He's gone, Dad.
875
00:51:24,401 --> 00:51:25,867
He's in trouble.
876
00:51:25,870 --> 00:51:28,778
Well, whatever he's gotten himself
into, he can figure his own way out.
877
00:51:28,781 --> 00:51:30,391
He always does. We're going home.
878
00:51:30,393 --> 00:51:33,259
- Dad...
- This is not a job for Cyborg.
879
00:51:33,261 --> 00:51:35,728
The work we're doing
in Detroit is important.
880
00:51:35,730 --> 00:51:37,897
It means something.
881
00:51:37,899 --> 00:51:39,364
It's gonna get you noticed.
882
00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:42,502
Catapult you to bigger
and better things.
883
00:51:42,504 --> 00:51:46,971
And even if it doesn't,
it means something to me.
884
00:51:46,973 --> 00:51:50,243
And your mom.
885
00:51:50,245 --> 00:51:52,944
Every criminal we bust,
886
00:51:52,946 --> 00:51:55,248
every person we save,
887
00:51:55,250 --> 00:52:00,819
is us fulfilling a pledge to your mom.
888
00:52:00,821 --> 00:52:02,389
Doing her proud.
889
00:52:02,390 --> 00:52:05,025
That's our burden, Vic.
890
00:52:05,027 --> 00:52:06,815
That's what it means to be Cyborg.
891
00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:13,448
You should go home.
892
00:52:13,451 --> 00:52:15,511
I'm staying here until
I find Niles Caulder.
893
00:52:15,514 --> 00:52:18,316
Like hell you are.
894
00:52:18,319 --> 00:52:20,451
You...
895
00:52:20,454 --> 00:52:24,157
You've been here a day,
you're covered in slime,
896
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:29,363
palling around with a bunch
of inept circus freaks.
897
00:52:29,366 --> 00:52:32,199
Vic...
898
00:52:32,202 --> 00:52:34,803
you get your act together,
899
00:52:34,806 --> 00:52:37,340
I will upgrade you.
900
00:52:37,343 --> 00:52:39,870
Turn you into a godlike force for good.
901
00:52:41,964 --> 00:52:45,799
[SCOFFS] I need a couple
of days to figure this out.
902
00:52:45,801 --> 00:52:48,100
I'll check in on schedule.
Don't worry about me.
903
00:52:48,102 --> 00:52:50,651
- I always do.
- Why?
904
00:52:50,654 --> 00:52:53,587
[SCOFFS]
905
00:52:53,590 --> 00:52:57,860
I'm Cyborg... right?
906
00:52:57,863 --> 00:53:01,531
[ART ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
907
00:53:01,534 --> 00:53:03,333
[DOOR BEEPS]
908
00:53:12,886 --> 00:53:14,685
[DOOR BEEPS]
909
00:54:28,701 --> 00:54:29,752
[SIGHS]
910
00:54:35,343 --> 00:54:38,042
I'm supposed to thank you.
911
00:54:38,044 --> 00:54:39,245
[SCOFFS]
912
00:55:03,772 --> 00:55:06,906
Okay.
913
00:55:06,909 --> 00:55:09,043
You can do it.
914
00:55:09,046 --> 00:55:12,147
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
915
00:55:12,150 --> 00:55:14,400
You'll wake up.
916
00:55:17,710 --> 00:55:19,397
You'll wake up.
917
00:55:21,891 --> 00:55:23,241
[EXHALES]
918
00:55:45,241 --> 00:55:50,222
_
919
00:56:02,464 --> 00:56:03,629
Oh.
920
00:56:03,631 --> 00:56:08,466
Uh, sorry, I'm...
looking for a guest room.
921
00:56:08,468 --> 00:56:10,703
Well, this isn't some motel.
922
00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:13,739
You'll have to pick up
after yourself. Chip in.
923
00:56:13,741 --> 00:56:15,975
I think I can handle that.
924
00:56:15,977 --> 00:56:18,565
Guest room is last door on the right.
925
00:56:23,112 --> 00:56:26,846
You did good today, Rita.
926
00:56:26,849 --> 00:56:30,251
I know it was hard, but, um...
927
00:56:30,254 --> 00:56:35,125
Just... You were a star today.
928
00:56:35,128 --> 00:56:36,799
Damn right you're a star.
929
00:56:41,237 --> 00:56:42,803
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
930
00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:10,565
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